MtFs, why didn't you broke your collarbones yet?

>>7527171
...oh
this explains a lot
t. ftm who broke his collarbone as a kid

>>7527171
I only broke my legs to cut hight
next step - removing part of my skull

>>7527171
I'm going to sound crazy, but there's probably a surgeon out there willing to do this, right?

>>7527171
I did.
It was fairly painful and I only lost bout 1/2 an inch and gained a gross bump and scars

>>7527171
What third world shit tier surgeon thought this was a proper way to repair a broken collar bone?

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Is breaking your collarbone TruTrans (tm)?

broke mine when I was 4

Would this actually work? I'd do it in a heartbeat

>>7528629
According to some surgeon from realself
"There is in fact a way to reduce the width of your shoulders, but it may result in some limited range of motion and a slight rounded look of the shoulders. The clavicles (collar bone) can be shortened a bit and this would cause the entire shoulder to roll forward reducing the width. Again, this may reduce your range of motion a little, but many people who have Had collar bone fractures and healed with it shortened have excellent function."

>>7528686
Thank you friend, I'm omw to break my shoulder blades

>>7527798
>how can one be true trans
>when everything is AGP

>>7528695
Have fun while you're at it at least. Go skydiving.

Jk, stay safe, anon.

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>>7527171
>>7527171

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>>7527171
I work ouuutttt.. boi

>>7527171
That would totally fuck up your suprasternal notch. I don't think you realize how important having a good looking one is for a woman.

>>7529838
>tfw mine is basically entirely covered over and not prominent

>>7529780
>hnnng
Tell me you're a chaser please

>>7529878
Nah... even worse, i'm taken ;/

>>7529780
I like the pink headphone cord anon

>>7527171
Because I naturally have narrow shoulders for my height and breaking my collar bone for something like that wluld be really dumb

>>7529780
Hello Snowies

>>7529780
> pink headphones
faggot

>>7529998
males w sloped down shoulders just look weird b/c of their large throads/necks and head

>>7532682
Yeah, luckily I have a narrow neck, no adam's apple, and a round face.