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Previous shitfest >>7502759
1st for Hanna's wide shoulders
2nd for kill me
>>7503839
When it's obvious you dropped your trip to post that.
>tfw worst features can't ever be fixed
FUCK YOU BODY
>>7503851
what are you gonna do for me in return
Hair Anon Go PM
Reminder that Juniper is an objectively horrible person
>>7503859
I wouldnt know what to write and i dont have you as a friend anyway
do you guys use pinterest? it literally teaches you how to be a girl and all the styles are for like 14-20yo which is perfect because I'm some short 18yp white girl.
but yeah it's good for makeup and skincare and hair stuff
>>7503867
Pinterest is frickin great
My cister gets a l ot of stuff off there
>>7503867
I use it for porn every now and then
the really niche fetish stuff that people don't even know is a fetish
>>7503867
No Pinterest on fdroid
>>7503871
It's on the Play Store.
>>7503871
>autistic FOSS /g/ tranny
lmao
I found a place that does good blue cheese sauce... so many wings... why did I do this to myself
@___@
>>7503876
I really need to branch out my diet
I tend to find something I like then eat it constantly
some people call it 'autism'
>>7503867
how do i go about using it
>>7503875
Im not autistic i got tested
>>7503890
dl the app make an account select all the stuff for fashion hair makeup skincare exercise etc and there's just like info graphs and stuff
>>7503867
/mtfg/ hardly knows what Pinterest and Lookbook are, some day they might discover Instagram and tumblr when they're no longer popular.
>>7503876
W-Where!?
>>7503861
Wha? Why would you say that?
Juniper has been ultra awesome with me.
Ahhh I'm lonely >.<
bongo bongo bongo
i dont wanna leave the congo
>>7503897
>tfw thread is inept at girling and want to help them become girls
bingo bango bongo
I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
hi
>>7503897
What about irl
>>7503906
H-hey! some of us are just terrified and are taking baby steps
>>7503908
why 17?
https://discord.gg/uv6aujT
Time to shill
Too much salt in the thread when you just wanna talk about transition?
Shitposting hour and nobody will listen to your questions about being a girl?
Just need someone to express your excitement over being ma'am'd at 7/11?
/mtfg/ Productivity Hour is here for you!
>>7503906
>tfw you spend all your time on pinterest looking at cute anime stuff, fashion and pretty hairstyles
>>7503915
Because any less, and you'll find yourself getting tired of them, any more and you have to learn too many recipes to recall them all off the top of your head and pick what you want.
fug
i just removed my nail polish
i gotta find a job that lets me have pretty nails
>>7503921
I can't even think of 17 foods, let alone 17 meals
i see how people who are civilized bung you with automobiiileeeessss
okay I made a pinterest account I'm a real girl now
>>7503935
>tfw "normie" girl already had a pinterest
you find yourself in the middle east and this fella comes up to you
"EY KUFFAR, IS YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN?"
what do
>>7503930
they have things like the atom bomb
so i think ill stay where i ahm
Does alcohol effect hormones at all??
I know you shouldn't drink on cypro but I can't help it.
>>7503937
Suck his dick like the german sloot i am
>>7503935
You are so cute and stylish I can't believe it anon just wow. Teach me how you did it.
>>7503942
Who cares aren't you suicidal?
>>7503937
Rajl
>>7503925
Bacon and cabbage with creamy mash
Thai green curry
Spaghetti carbonara
Beef casserole
Chicken and broccoli bake
Caesar Salad
Broscht
Meatballs and penne
Roast chicken with pine nuts and grilled apple
Ham and mushroom tagliatelle
Chilli con carne
Lemon chicken cous-cous
Lamb skewers with cherry tomatos and peppers
Pork with apple sauce, potatos and carrots
Sweet potato skewers, with cream sauce and rice
Stuffed peppers with baked fruit
>>7503950
I care and I'm not suicidal
Why come into a trans thread if you don't want to see trans people discussing trans things??
>>7503884
Shit, I am like that, I've been eating the same 3 meals every day for a year, is it autism?
>>7503953
all gross
>>7503953
they all sound expensive and take a long time to prepare
I know that's an excuse, but nothing is gonna be easier than slinging some chicken under the grill then into a tortilla wrap
Plus, all those foods are only sold in bulk
I'm cooking for one.
Reminder that if you do not have a longer index finger you are not a real girl and are nothing more than a big ol fetishist man in a dress
Stay jelly, big manly friendos
>>7503965
kek that's my golden rule
if something takes longer to cook than it does to eat, then its not worth cooking
>>7503966
>dem shoulders
>dat dudebod
>"stay jelly"
Lmao
>>7503970
well, frozen pizza cooks in 25 minutes
but you just bung that in the oven and forget about it
>>7503969
Tiny index fingerlet detected lmaoo
Why is anyone friends with Sirona she's like an autistic robot I don't get it
I've been reading that I should not wash my hair with shampoo every day.
But I'm wondering then, how do I wash my hair without it? Do I just put water in it or what?
>>7503973
Sirona is awesome! Don't be mean.
>>7503977
You do not need to wash your hair every day. You can rinse it with water if you must.
>>7503977
>But I'm wondering then, how do I wash my hair without it? Do I just put water in it or what?
Nothing, you just wash your body. Tie it up to avoid it getting wet.
>>7503977
BAKING SODA
Also no that is not a joke
>>7503976
for science, I shall see how long a human can survive on ready meals and vitamin pills
>>7503973
The real women abandoned the thread years ago.
>>7503977
water and conditioner
>>7503972
I have a feminine digit ratio like all trannies, I'm just saying your body is nothing to be "jelly" over
>>7503970
>30 mins
my bf can spend like 2-3 hours a day just cooking, his food is beautiful!
>>7503973
Why is anyone friends with you you're like a mean autistic robot I don't get it
>>7503937
Shoot him and remove kebab.
>>7503980
Rinsing spreads the oil making it look more greasy. Where were your parents when you missed an upbringing?
>>7503980
wow, never knew this.
you've alleviated some of my stress on whether or not i've used conditioner or shampoo last time
thanks!
>>7503988
This
This, all day e'rry day.
Or rather, cooking time 30 mins, have everything prepared the day before and it feels like it's only 30 minutes cooking because all your ingredients are ready for use in food for the rest of the week
>>7503987
>feminine digit ratio
Sure pal, listen you go enjoy your scotch with the men, maybe pick up some chicks, get some pussy, fucking A dudebro. Nice beard.
How do you type with such a tiny index finger
>>7503995
>not using baking soda
>>7503973
most of us are autistic robots, im getting that vibe from you too ;)
>>7504000
>sticking so hard to a meme
uuh
>>7503980
>>7503981
Well, it's going to get wet no matter what I do, either when I wash my face or something or other, so I guess I'll just rinse it then, tho i'm going to feel dirty desu.
>>7503982
>>7503985
>>7503986
When I was doing the googling I saw someone say hot water makes your hair more greasy, is this truth? Also I'll try to put conditioner as a placebo I guess, so it doesn't feel dirty.
>>7504004
I guess, but it works for me as far as I know.
>>7503965
>>7503970
yeah you can just freeze it or eat it the next day.
>>7503968
by that rule I would never eat anything. even making a sandwich or burger takes at least 5 minutea to make and then you eat it in like 1minute.
>>7503980
>>7503985
does it really work that well? I work in a really dirty factory so I shampoo it daily. It doesn't seem to have any bad side effects.
>>7504005
>No it actually removes the oil lmao
>water removes oil
>>7503997
yeah, good food is worth the time put into making it!
I Fucking Love his food! it's so damn good!
>>7503999
hey I love being able to post this pic
>tfw ur a real girl
>>7504009
I mean if your hair gets dirty by all means clean it up
it's just not the best for you if you do it every day
I used to and my hair was dry and had dandruff and stuff
Now, well
NYE I had two transgirls stroking and smelling my hair
So
LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY STOP THAT LOL
>>7503999
>>7504009
>or eat it the next day.
This too, Bolognaise is really good if you leave it to mature for a few days. The chef at cook's academy in Dublin leaves a towel over the pot to keep flies out and then doesn't eat it for a week after it's cooked...
>>7504012
I've had people go from depressed husks of their former selves to blinking as if you shone a light in their eyes from a good meal.
>>7504004
No you keep it dry and if you must use dry shampoo. Don't listen to hons like Grace or people will start calling you grease head too.
>>7504005
Yep you deserve everything you get and deserve looking like you do. I just feel sorry for anyone that actually thinks you're in the position of giving advice.
>>7504015
Elanna, I kinda get why you like wearing heels now.
>>7504009
shampooing everyday dries out your hair because it removes all the natural oils that make it soft and look nice. if it's getting dirty like actual stuff in it from work then yeah you should wash it.
>>7504019
Common sense dictates that water cannot displace oil well, try washing an oilly plate with water, see how that goes.
Soap's foremost usage is help displacing the oil.
>>7504031
Use hotter water then...
>>7504015
but do you use pinterest
>>7504020
desu a good meal is important, i like cooking because it makes e feel like 'i made this! i earned this! im proud of this!'
idk kind of weird, but i like cooking
>>7504026
Heels?
>>7504028
>tfw
>>7504035
high heels probably
>>7504032
Have fun scorching your skin?
>>7504023
Yeah it's unironically great
No split ends ever
>>7504034
It's a good thing, as long as no-one's making you do it. When it's a hobby, it's fun, when it's a chore, I resent it.
>>7504030
Anon isn't being a cunt. You're being an aggressive cunt and a dumb piece of shit with bad advice again. Don't be salty just because you couldn't be a girl if your life depended on it honny.
>>7504044
Anon you are literally always a cunt and target me for some reason
>>7504037
Every day.
>>7504040
It has the other benefit of opening your pores and clearing those out too, and the hot water relaxes me. But then, maybe I'm just crazy for liking boiling water, and saunas.
Or maybe you're just weak.
>>7504035
>tfw autism strikes back
>>7504037
How come she has boobs in one picture and no boobs in the next? Also what is she doing in the second and third pictures, I get that it's shaving of some sort but I feel dumb looking at it and not knowing exactly what's going on.
>>7504043
yeah true, usually my bf does the cooking, but if he's tired i'll go out and buy some stuff to make dinner with
>>7504046
I'm never a cunt and I don't target you for any reason.
>>7504032
But muh google search said it was bad.
>>7504050
Blood test
Laser
Epilator
Dysphoria
>>7504033
I used it once to download a portrait for my d&d character
>>7504026
>>7504030
:D
More converts
They make your legs look longer, It's great. Plus the extra height is nice in its own way
>>7504009
shampoo would really dry out my hair and make it poofy so i didn't shampoo often, that was mostly for my boy hair though
>>7504048
Taking hot showers is a sing of strength?
>>7504049
Hmm? Just wondering what you meant about Banana-chan liking heels.
Also hair anon go pm
>>7504050
2nd picture is laser hair removal, 3rd is epilating, 4th,I've always though is BDD...
>>7504053
^__^ Sharing the work makes it easier on both partners!
>>7504055
I don't know then, but it's how I do it, and I'm not giving up my searing heat until a doctor tells me to cut it out.
>>7504060
More like endurance, but I was just joshing anyway.
>>7504016
>NYE I had two transgirls stroking and smelling my hair
Grace lives every chaser's dream
>think back to a few months ago
>terrified of makeup
>no clue how to apply the most basic thing
>have to go to sephora every time I go out in girl mode
>don't even know the names of the makeup
>need friends to come in with me so I don't leave out of fear
>fast forward to today
>know all of that stuff and my basic makeup routine takes 20 mins or less
>love shopping for it and planning new looks
>look at other girls' makeup and steal her look if it's on point
anyone else was afraid of makeup at first but got better and more confident on it over time? desu that's kinda how it went with most girl stuff
>>7504060
a sign that you like drying out your skin and hair I think
>>7504063
4th is her looking in the mirror and still realizing that she has a man's body
>>7504063
shamefully im too lazy to do the dishes...
I hate doing the dishes tho :(
I should hlep more
>>7503838
Salt edition?
More like hons are mad edition
>>7504064
hell yeah I do
>>7504066
HELL YEAH I DO
why the fuck wouldnt i be paranoid as heck around all of you
this community is the worst and has the worst people
>>7504069
same
>>7504057
I don't even need longer legs desu, but it would be fun to see at what point it looks obscene
>>7504067
still way too far in the closet to even feel good about posting on this board
>>7504067
Praying for this, but I have no one to take me to a salon or anything, and I'd be terrified and chicken out anyway...
>>7504069
Possibly.
>>7504070
Dishes are satan, I wanna get paper plates so I don't have to bother.
I'll do them once, maybe twice a week otherwise, and they can sit in the sink until their time comes.
>>7504072
I'm only mean to Hons
They ruin the community
>>7504078
are u at least on hormones?
>>7504067
Tbqh thats how it goes for most cis women as well.
I started wearing makeup before i even realized that I was a tranny... im sure everyone else realized before i did lol.
STOP TALKING ABOUT HEELS
>>7504032
.... shampoo gets rid of the oil, hot water dries out your skin (which might make you produce more oil)
Just use a dry shampoo
>>7504081
*cough*
Are you referring to the original, or the newfag meaning of hon?
>>7504081
I can't imagine what your life must be like then.
>>7504080
shamefully we have 3 people in our flat, dishes need doing every day :(
and our flatmate only does them when my bf gets angry about her not doing anything
>>7504082
no
I'm not going to transition
>>7504062
If i write to you on discord i wouldnt be anonymousse anymore
Also i just found out I'm on a server where you are
>>7504072
We're all assholes and that's why you can get great help and legit tips here.
>>7504084
>tfw 6'2''
I stood behind a tall cis lady at the mall yesterday. I still had a good 5 or so inches on her ;_;
>>7504072
yourself included yourself especially what do you contribute exactly nada
hug box me
here is advice water repels oil
please worship me I'm Grace-chan
someone told me calm down
all this salt it's a conspiracy
>>7504084
im 5'10" and I wear high heels frequently enough. its not a big deal for tall girls to wear them.... u don't need to be paranoid about everything making u not pass
>>7504074
Idk anything taller than like 2 inches gets kinda hard to walk in so it usually has to stop before it gets obscene. Sucks because I like the ridiculous proportions it can make you appear to have
>>7504084
But tall girls can wear heels
Tay tay is my height and does it
>>7504093
hateboxing is no more useful than hugboxing
>>7504086
Hmm...I think I have some around here...
But then, I don't have too many issues with oily skin. Either way, dry shampoo is faster than showering anyway.
>>7504090
>her not doing anything
Filthy leeches
I have non-contributors in a household.
I mean, I understand that they know they can probably get away with it, so why not, but you don't get away with it if I'm in the house.
Your dirty dishes will find their way into your bed, on your pillow, in your closet...
Or we could stick to paper plates.
>>7504092
You are not hair anon, I'M hair anon.
>>7504091
why are you even here and responding to posts then??
>>7504099
If you fell fine being the local troll
>>7504097
>in 2" heels I'd be 6'4
>>7504089
Probably not being a hon and actually passing.
>>7504084
>tall girl problems: not having large breasts
>tfw this is me
>>7504105
Kay
>>7504104
I still shower but my hair takes an hour so dry shampoo at least two days a week
>>7504097
Except I have very good balance. It may be worth it for me to try the taller ones.
>>7504107
I dunno, you all seem pretty chill
I'm like you in spirit
>>7504104
i have a... unique method of retribution
last time i ended up stacking everything in the kitchen in reverse order of size including putting a half full bottle of red wine on a coaster upside down so that the moment you move it, wine goes everywhere, i'm kinda strange
>tfw 5'3
ugh i hate being tall
i wish i could wear heals
>>7504110
I have 6" heels that make me 6'6" and i pass in public just fine. usually ull get a compliment from a cis woman or two, it's REALLY not an issue like u think it is
>>7504113
>yet you think there's a single anon out for you.
AND YET AGAIN, I MAKE THE POINT THAT YOU'RE ALL CALLED ANON
Look, if you lot confuse trips with similar names, think about the problems we have...
>>7504115
I have a really bad habit of combing my hair wet, drying it as much as I can with a towel, combing it again and then drying it properly... it speeds it up but I'm convinced it's pulling my hairs out and I'm trying to stop myself doing it automatically.
>>7504119
>wine goes everywhere, i'm kinda strange
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE GOOD BOOZE???
;__;
>>7504020
true. bolognaise doesn't taste great on the first day.
>>7504016
there is so much stuff in the air it just gets stuck all over you so I shower every day.
>>7504029
well does it look healthy? it doesn't feel bad or dry.
>>7504121
>6"
TRAMP
jk
>>7504116
If your feet can handle it then the sky's the limit
I'm a wuss though, I like my heels to be the kind I can wear all day without issue so I lean towards wedges that are around 2 inches, I have a 3 inch pair but that's pushing it for me ;_;
>>7504123
this wasnt good booze, i drank all the run :3
it was cheap, 2 week old red wine, it was crap desu, i wouldnt inflict that upon anyone, it was a mercy
>>7504121
i wouldn't want to stand out so much personally
i wanna be a ghost girl!!
>>7504087
Waz se difrens?
>>7504134
being tall naturally draws attention. i own that shit and use it to my advantage. confidence and body language goes a long long way in public
>>7504139
I need to be more confident
>>7504126
(somethingsomethingseethingjealousysomethingsomething)
I'm pretty sure that if I went out in any proper girlmode then I'd just look like a dumb crossdresser...
>>7504128
Then you're using the newfag definition, which seemingly only came about 5 months ago.
>>7504135
See above
A hon by the old terms, is a late transitioner who's trying to make up for it by using terms such as "hun" or "hon" (shortened versions of "honey" and generally being creepy.
>>7504133
Ah, then you did good.
You know there's a pirate themed music pub near me who's motto is "Rock and rum"... I should check it out.
>>7504139
confidence doesn't happen overnight
>>7504135
traditionally a hon was a rather extreme case, not just don't pass like he said >>7504128
It's not ok for straight men to date us
>>7504123
Grace doesn't confuse names. Grace actually believes one person hates her and devotes their entire life to trying to contradict her and correct her mistakes just to make her look foolish. Grace also believe this single person has a vendetta and is the only person to say she's ugly or has flaws. Therefore she believes she is very attractive and this single person is just very salty because she can't possibly be delusional or wrong.
You have to remember Grace actually believes anything that isn't praise is an attack that comes from one single person. That's quite an extreme conspiracy theory even for a humongous narcissist.
>>7504144
rum is good!
:3
my older sister told me jack sparrow reminds her of me
idk if thats good or not?
but i like rum!
>>7504144
It takes practice to be able to wear an unambiguous girlmode, and even more so to have confidence wearing it. The confidence matters more than you think, because I don't think you'll have issues with the look.
>>7504149
>transbian propaganda
>>7504150
Control huh
>>7504149
if god wanted us straight men to have sex with women, why did he make vaginas look so gross-looking?
>>7504149
Are bi men okay?
>>7504123
Combing your hair when its wet weakens the roots and can cause damaged ones to be pulled out. Dry your hair with a towel will just leave you with super frizzy hair. Its best to let your hair air dry girl.
>>7504150
>tfw some idiots genuinely believe they're indistinguishable just because they don't use a name.
>>7504156
That's a spy movie reference.
>>7504160
Hahaha ,_,
>>7504148
>Hon was coined during the /cd/ days way before /lgbt/ was created.
Um... yes.
I really don't understand why people are using it to mean "un-passing"...
>>7504150
See, that little tirade just makes me think you're not particularly bright, and are quite bitter...
So you're not helping your case.
Either way, you won't convince anyone who likes Grace, and I count myself among their number.
>>7504151
If she means personality wise, I wouldn't call it a bad thing.
Lookswise though, I think beards are nasty.
>>7504154
>I don't think you'll have issues with the look.
I think that I'll need at least a little training with fashion, and it's smart to wait for that, right?
It'll kickstart the confidence part too, hopefully.
>>7504159
So no hair-driers either...?
>>7504161
>damage control
>>7504161
yoooooooooooooooooo
>>7504165
well i was 13 so, i doubt i had his beard, similar hair tho, but i dont have dreadlocks anymore
>>7504166
I'd say claiming damage control is just a concession of defeat, faggot. It singles you out when you use cop-outs.
What a fucking cuck.
>>7504149
But....but...I want to.
>>7504165
I agree it sounds ridiculous but Grace actually believe it, she actually believes there's a conspiracy against her. You're right she isn't bright and she is bitter, a normal person wouldn't believe such things. I don't care if her friends encourage her delusion it just makes you all look more ridiculous.
>>7504165
Hair dryers aren't the worst, but the heat can damage your hair unless you use a thermal protectant. Its the same with curling irons and hair curlers. You fan buy sprays for your hair to protect from heat before you use those things tho. I only use a hair dryer for my bangs, otherwise they don't dry right and end up looking uggo
>>7504172
Hmm
>>7504165
Idk, it's never really too early to start finding looks that work for you.
The confidence does actually require you to go out wearing them though, because a large portion of the confidence is actually learning to deal with extra attention.
Nobody pays attention to you in andro mode. However, if you go out wearing heels and a dress, you're going to draw an awful lot of attention to yourself and the natural reaction is "fuck fuck everyone is clocking me"
>>7504172
>concede defeat
It wasn't up for debate you nim wit, it's a fact of the thread plain as day.
>>7504169
Ooh? maybe you can answer a question I've had for a while.
My neighbor has dreadlocks and my parents were shit talking him for it, saying he must be a criminal and a bad person and generally being horrible people themselves (he was a super nice dude, I got to know him when I heard him talking to his son in french, and I asked him where he was from, in french, because I'm a dork like that...) but one of the things they kept saying to excuse themselves was that dreadlocks were dirty because you couldn't wash your hair while they were forming. Is there any truth to it?
>>7504170
Because you still plague the world with bad puns.
>>7504175
Wow, how witty, trying to turn my words against me
[sarcastic golf clap]
She is a bit of a ditz sometimes though, I will admit that.
>>7504179
My plan is horrible. Go out not passing intentionally, just so that I'm prepared for that nonsense and have a bunch of excuses prepared for if anyone challenges me on it.
It's worked before for similar things though, so it's worth a shot.
>>7504179
i wish i was a transtrender so i could get off on getting clocked
>>7504175
But you're obviously not a different faggot from the other one. We're not saying this is a conspiracy, we're saying that it isn't one. You're legitimately just a single jealous hon trying to take down someone that passes to make yourself feel better.
You should just die.
tfw ull never have boobs
>>7504121
Normally in pretty chill with "but I pass" posts
But 6'6 Korra doesn't pass, she's being gendered properly
>>7504184
Dreads are literally just super greasy hair that clumps and knots itself together. You have to not was your hair for months if you want dreads, and then the only way to get rid of them is to cut them off.
>>7504186
Who is this
>>7504187
I have two for you
>>7504191
the league of legends transgirl
>>7504172
Why does that guy look familiar?
>>7504165
The scarf... just no.
>>7504179
Eyyy derpanna - how did your work shift go?
I just ate like a pig and I am debating on whether to play some Fallout 4 or funpost.
What do you think?
>>7504194
Don't diss scarves, they're awesome.
So what if it's childish, I love having a long scarf over my shoulder in the wind, it makes me feel like a hero, and that's an awesome feeling.
>>7504184
It's because you're trying to project the emotions on other people. I don't care one way or the other, I'm not angry I just know Grace is stupid and has a delusional victim complex.
>>7504186
Grace doesn't pass, I'm not a hon or jealous about anything. It's very clear that Grace is delusional even if you love her and want anyone that contradicts her to die. I couldn't care less if you're her biggest chaser fanboy.
>>7504194
This picture is so trans somehow. Or like, "the future is trans", I really like the aesthetic. It's beautiful.
>>7504199
> the future is trans
> It's beautiful
What?
>>7504198
>Grace doesn't pass,
Yet again, she looks like a clone of my ex.
Someone who looks that much like a cis girl, is pretty damn fem.
>>7504184
Why would you go out trying to not pass when you could be going out trying to pass?
It's not like you'll pass at first anyways
>>7504185
Same, but I don't think I get clocked that often
>>7504194
It went, I was super hungover most of my shift but it was really quiet. Plus I got a decent amount of money for working yesterday.
Fallout 4 is far more likely to be a useful use of time but clearly I'm still here so it must have it's appeal
>>7504198
>I'm not a hon or jealous about anything.
But you sound like one.
I can say for certain that she does pass irl. I don't lie about people passing.
>>7504184
you can wash your hair when you have dreadlocks, but it isnt easy and can even be quite painful, my family and i would soak our hair in lamp oir for 5-10 mins and wash it out thoroughly
only once for week though, or you'll get chemical burns, not good!
but yeah, sometimes people dont wash their hair because it makes the hair come out from the locks at the root, but you can pull the hair back in with a crochet needle, its not too hard, there are tons of guides and stuff on the net for it
and every other person ive met with dreads (including my dad and step mum) are all hippie stoners, the worst crime they commit is taking acid at festivals
>>7504067
i'm getting p good but my face is really longg and i dont pass. also i dont go out enough to see what people wear so perma boy/andro mode
>>7504204
I don't even know what you're referring to, sorry your ex looked like that?
I started out full of confidence
I'm not sure what's changed but things look bleak now
Ahhh I love Sertii... :(
I miss her so much...
>>7504210
>and i dont pass
Bull
shit
>>7504197
You also look like a spaz but, you know, pierce the heaven with your drill or whatever.
>>7504194
It's that girl that plastered her bony ass all over the interwebs and is now a fashion model.
>>7504214
She on the toilet again? :^)
tuck me in beep
>>7504208
No I don't sound like one but you might have convinced yourself that you hate what I say so much that I do. This is basic psychology, I'm not easily impressed by baby's first insult. I don't really care what you think because you make it very obvious just how biased you are for whatever personal reason you have.
>>7504207
It's the way I think, my confidence gets a boost from self deprecation, and knowing people's opinion means that I can defy them.
I have pointed out that I'm insane, right...?
>>7504209
Thought so. My parent's are pretty fucking awful people.
>>7504211
See, The problem is my ex is pretty, and I'm still close friends with her.
Either way, this is off topic, and you're beginning to bore me.
>>7504216
Better a spaz than depressed honestly.
>>7504212
it goes up and down
you'll get your confidence back soon
>>7504203
I meant in the sense of like, "hons are the trannies of the past", in which early transitioners are now the arbiters of trans discourse. Hopefully.
>>7504212
Such is the ebb and flow of doing something as major as this. It'll come back soon.
>>7504225
confidence was the wrong word
I meant hope
>>7504226
Early transitioners and cis girls need to die
>>7504226
Do you mean /mtfg/ is a relic of the past?
>>7504218
No she's on her way back home and her mobile data is used up until she's home which will be late in the night :(
>>7504203
It's the future you choose.
>>7504207
Wow that was very responsible and adult of you. No more post New Years eve blues I hope?
>>7504223
And what about neither? A well dressed non-depressed individual (I make a rhyme every time)?
You gotta aim higher.
>>7504229
Fagzi...
>>7504234
Aww huggo
>>7504226
Early transitioners will only fight among themselves and come from a bubble life. The world is not set in stone there will always be repressers. Circles and Death
>>7504237
Hugg >_<
>>7504235
Eh... I'll take what I can get.
This hat is equally doofy and I like it just as much, if not more.
>>7504235
how did she get her hairline back?
>>7504216
this is a cis girl right
>>7504226
late transitioners are always going to exist
and will probably alwsys outnumber early transitioners too
its just math, you can only be an early transitioner for the first 16 years of your life or so
>>7504210
what's making you not pass? do you still have a dude voice? based on pics you look like a very cute girl. it's a little harder to pass in ur hometown too bc everyone knew u from before
>>7504243
bangs...
>>7504228
same thing applies really
what's got your hope feeling lost?
>>7504223
Well you're not being insane right now, it's more like you're being tarded and not really suggesting doing something that will help. You're going to be made fun of anyways, might as well actually make progress at the same time.
>>7504235
I'm still kind of tired but that's to be expected, molly gives me stupidly long and bad hangovers. Oh well, mistakes were made, life goes on and all that. I have a week off coming up next Wednesday
>>7504249
like I said I don't know
I saw an inspirational story of someone in a very similar predicament to me and they seem happy now. That's what pushed me over the edge and decide to transition.
Now I'm full of doubts.
>>7504235
Why are so you mean ;~;
>>7504241
I am all for self-expression (and an argument can be made that being a tranny is the ultimate in said self-expression) but you really need to stop dressing like an anime character.
>>7504243
"She" didn't.
>>7504244
Oh yeah. Real girl and all.
>>7504223
yeah sounds kind of judgemental desu
but my town is full of chavs and junkies so hippies with dreads are probably seen as nice people if anything
hell i just walked up to a few of them when my dealer was out and asked if they could get some weed, and they were happy to help
>>7504239
It will mean that more trans girls in online communities like this will be the ex lgbt bullies and gamers glued to their monitors. It will be less mixed and nobody will really know any skincare or makeup advice. Everyone who would have known these things would have already transitioned young. The difference between the two groups will be much bigger than it is now.
I think what we have here with the "no one passers" and the "I'm instantly a girl in a week even at 6'6 and full evening makeup" is a fundamental misconception of the world.
Listen, out there no one cares about you generally, and in bed there's a blurring of sexual lines that a lot of people go through
Obviously with a face full of makeup and girls clothes on everyone is going to gender you ma'am, and people will want to be with you and call you a girl and it feels great
And also, yes 90% of trans girls look like some combination of prostitute, drag queen, or fem boy with nervous girl mannerisms, but see above, they can live as a girl
It's not that they don't pass, they don't define passing as 100% of people can't tell your biologically male, they define it as being able to live as their gender without too many incidents and can be loved and seen as such
It's all just heavy pessimism and over optimism caused by our nerosis that formed from not freely being able to transition.
>>7504223
>The problem is my ex is pretty,
Don't let it stop you from doing anything you want or doing what you need to do. As someone who had many pretty exes, if I let that stop me, I'd go nowhere. Instead I'm fighting for myself and living my life on my terms now.
>>7504250
Fair enough. I talked about it with my therapist and he said that it was just my way of coping with it, and that it wasn't too unusual, but you're talking a lot of sense too.
>>7504253
See, scary thing is that I've been told I'm an IRL tsundere.
Oh well, if that's the look I go for, all I can do is rock it.
>>7504254
XD
Yeah, conservative white middle-upper class parents see that sort of thing as evil.
I hate them so much.
>>7504229
>>7504239
>>7504245
Things that aren't beautiful don't belong in my world.
>>7504257
Autism, the post
>>7504268
It's not autism to empathize with both sides dear, it's autism to spit out it's autism at everything
>>7504251
well when i inexplicably feel hopeless or discouraged i just hope it passes soon (pun not intended)
maybe it's caused in part by dysphoria's tendency to come in waves
basically it's your tranny brain being unpredictable and irrational
>wake up
>mtfg in full shit mode
back to bed
>>7504263
>evil
well im sure thats a fair and logical assessment of hair
>be 5'6 and skinny (145 pounds)
>people treat me like a girl or call me out on being too girl like half of the time anyways
>can't come out because family and friends. best case scenario that they try everything to stop me being trans
>go to work today after 2 week holidays
>realize again how much I hate working in a factory
>3 months until I lose my job
>no careers other than musican/artist seem to be fun enough
>everybody tries to get me a "normal" and stable job
>hobbies got mostly boring after a while almost do escapism only now
>probably have crohn's disease but doctors couldn't clearly diagnose it
>also have lots of mentall illnesses I guess but can't go to a therapist
> only have about 10 years left to live anyway
>only got a few things I'm good at like hiding my feelings in public, cooking and creative work
suicide isn't really an option it wouldn't solve anything I think about it all day tho. I don't care much about getting a partner I just want to be me and be happy (even if it would be nice to have a reason to get out of the bed in the morning). I don't even know who I am anymore.
>>7504250
That sounds nice and relaxing. In any case you deserve a break. I deserve a break. We all deserve a break.
>>7504252
>Early transitioners and cis girls need to die...
>me being mean
Fagzi...
>>7504273
>it's autism to spit out it's autism at everything
>>7504257
You don't really have experience with the real world so I'm not sure what response you're expecting.
>>7504041
wow! i'll try this
http://www.transequality.org/
results of the 2015 transgender survey are out now.
>>7504268
I think that post is like the opposite of autism actually
>>7504257
>It's not that they don't pass, they don't define passing as 100% of people can't tell your biologically male,
Finally stopped reading. Any other definition is pointless, why should anyone settle for less?
>>7504277
And that's all they were basing it on. They'd never talked to him, never met his family, didn't actually know he was our downstairs neighbor...
I have many reasons to dislike my parents, but the fact that they're legitimately horrible people is pretty high on the list.
>>7504262
beep looks like a girl to me. the hate box surrounding this plaxe is so toxic and it destroys so many girls confidence in themselves bc ppl like you just shit on them relentlessly until they start to become miserable
but yeah I think beep is very pretty one if. the cutest girls here. idk if she passes irl or not since that's diff from passing in pics
>>7504278
>skinny
>145 pounds
no
>>7504288
>this place
4chan is like this with everything, why would you think a tranny thread would be different.
All these anons bullying all the nice people of mtfg, i feel bad for all you people who try and help others and get attacked for no reason. You the real mvps desu.
>>7504279
It's not my fault that you can't accept my opinion that is based on by me well articulated facts.
>>7504286
because life is full of compromises.
>>7504287
sounds fair to me, once you can you should probably just leave
>>7504192
its not the same
>>7504215
i was called a man twice yesterday by two differernt groups of people on opposite sides of a mile long road. and two guys walking by me asked if i was a prostitute and laughed.70% of my coworkers call me a man and 100% of them make fun of me when im not there.
>>7504246
its the town over idk anyone from here. i wear a scarf so no one can see and i tuck ok?? and no i have a pretty good voice i think. i think my problem is im a man
>>7504257
noo i agree with all this i think. im just good at picking up when people can tell and 90% of people are still nice but they all give body cues that say, 'this is gross' or 'i could hit you'. i see ppl in a kinda private place, like its there house and their in pajamas or like without shirts on and idk theres a lot of awkwardness and a tranny at ur door isnt normal for a lot of people.
wish I had a piece of chocolate in my mouth
>>7504297
I'm looking at how I can do it.
Still, benefits of living with them include not having to pay bills, and I appreciate having a decent internet connection...
>>7504278
120 is skinny for 5"6
wish I had a benis in my mouth
>>7504278
you sound fat to me desu
>>7504304
Iktf
wish I had two benises in my mouth
>>7504278
iktf
wish i had pepsi in my mouth
i really like pepsi
>>7504302
trutru, but it'll feel good when you get your own place
wish I had three benises and a piece of chocolate in my mouth
>>7504307
Can you even fit them both?
>>7504313
Woah
All that fits in your mouth?
>>7504311
>not dr.pepper
wish i had you in my mouth
>>7504315
thats part of the fun for the benis havers I think they get to rubb benises together and have them in a mouth at the same time
beeps tuck me in damnit
>>7504311
i love diet pepsi
>>7504318
never had dr pepper in my mouth
is it good?
>>7504311
>meanwhile in Sirona's bedroom
>6 litres of diet coke by my feet
This will be gone tommorow
>>7504288
I wouldn't say anything of beep actually looked like a girl but he looks like a fem boy
>>7504317
no, that's why I wish
Why are transwomen so lewd? All of the lewdest people I know on twitter are transwomen.
>>7504279
Idk I think at least a bit of time off every once in a while is a very good thing for sanity, I just wish it were easier to do while still having the financial means to live comfortably.
>>7504298
>70% of my coworkers call me a man and 100% of them make fun of me when im not there.
Are you me? I have an hr appointment coming up to deal with this. Everyone is gonna be forced to respect, whether they like it or not.
>>7504319
but how would a person fit in your mouth
idgi :/
>>7504325
how much do you actually drink a day?
i used to be on like 2 liters a day for the caffeine
>>7504229
atleast we have working feminine benises :(
>>7504324
VISIT IRELAND
(Or if you're near wales, I'm sure Carol would appreciate some company...)
>>7504324
>irn bru
im sorry anna
>>7504294
You know you are talking about a time honored tradition. Anons bullying trips (and trips going anon to bully other trips) is the norm here.
Besides a lot of these trips are no better.
>>7504295
>my opinion that is based on by me well articulated facts
Oh deary.
>>7504300
Who would bully you Oryx? You have assburgers.
>>7504333
post feminine benis
>>7504332
As much as I can get my hands on, up to 8 litres.
Caffeine makes me function.
>>7504330
good luck
>>7504294
>nice people
>attacked for no reason
Calm the fuck down they were just told how water and oil work.
Bullies at the top of this pyramid you see coming with the mean facts and shit like water doesn't remove oil.
Nice people at the bottom two layers saying fact posting is salty and anons are hons.
>>7504328
making up for lost time
>>7504341
so ur a manly ALPHA hon?
>>7504342
>8 l per day
what the christ
how are you not diabetic yet?
>>7504328
they had to repress their sexuality for most of their lives so they make up for it by being xxxtra lewd
>>7504286
Each side has a nerosis one is beaten down by thinking they can't live unless they meet a median variation of a biological female and everyone else that doesn't hate themselves is deluded
And another group who because they didn't think any happiness was possible sees general success in fitting in socially as them being special snowflakes, which is kind of a thing our generation does in general with everything
>>7504348
it's not FOR me
>>7504334
I'll probably not go to Ireland
But I'm gonna visit as many friends as I can when in the UK
I don't know Carol v well though, but I was planning on visiting Wales.
>>7504336
Irn Bru da BEST
>>7504349
No no no, Irn BRU
It's really tasty once you get used to it
Visit me in Scotland and I'll feed you some :^)
>>7504334
you're irish? cool!
guess the name should have given it away
i like irish people, or the alcoholic stereotypes atleast
>>7504354
she just exaggerates everything
>>7504352
my benis wants to kiss ur benis
hey people! are you all well??
have a free tiny snek :)
>>7504358
>irn bru da best
im so sorry anna
something shouldnt taste good 'once you get used to it'
;______________________;
>>7504339
But why does it have to be that way anon! Great helpful people deserve love and kindness too :(
>>7504347
I wasn't even referencing that, but being a cunt is being a cunt and it happens far too much.
>>7504344
Gee bill, two wieners!?
>>7504315
Uhh yeah
>>7504328
I think it's pretty much a symptom of being seen as a sex object
>>7504349
I'm gonna be fine...
Mostly...
Untill I get the shakes.
>>7504354
Hi, you must be new
I've had type 1 diabetes since I was 10.
>>7504358
Up to you.
>>7504360
I used to be able to hold my drink
HRT changed that.
Still, I have my home-brew cocktails, if I can advise mixing a naggin of gin with 1 litre of cranberry juice, and 1 litre of energy drink...
>>7504358
BRUUU
I will visit you a-and you can then feed me some
>>7504368
hiss
>>7504363
well tell your benis that it can't kiss on the first date
Can one of you lovely ladies please by my GF
>>7504384
:O!!
lewd anna
>>7504387
Hmm.
That's what vodka does to me. 1 shot of vodka has me hiding under a bed crying.
Gin makes me giddy, and rum make me particularly mischievous and.. um... well... lusty... A dangerous combination.
>>7504345
I work at a progressive company, in a very progressive city. I feel fairly confidant that hr will sort these people through. Also I have a few (mildly stretched) stories of transphobia to back me up.
>>7504389
depends are you pre or post rotary blades?
>>7504358
When you visit London please tell Shakira I say hi
I wish I had a womans voice in my mouth ;_:
does anyone else try to eat all the fattiest foods they can find in the hope it will make your butt and bobs grow quicker??
i'm trying this out right now desu
also if anyone ever come up around nottingham / derby way say hi to me pls
>>7504373
It's just the circle of life on 4chan. It's much more interesting reading about the latest tranny drama by people who seem to live in a badly teen drama (and this general never lacked in them) then talk about normal subjects like academia, work, personal interests and so on.
>>7504388
But your "boyself" is always two steps behind you.
>>7504401
No I only date girls
>>7504383
b-but my benis
>>7504389
sry I only date transport helicopters ur not my type :( im a trans chaser bb
>>7504404
It's the combination of caffeine and diuretics in the other two ingredients. It'll get you drunk faster than usual, so I havn't tried it with a larger amount.
>>7504390
I meant Tunnock's teacakes
but FUCK TUNNOCK'S
>mfw went to their factory shop thing last year
https://shirazsocialist.wordpress.com/2016/01/09/tunnocks-teacakes-traitors-to-scotland/
>>7504397
Sure
I'd have to be able to stay at someone's place though because London is expensive and I am but a poor babby
>>7504404
>tfw no more alcohol for me
>>7504391
no gin is fine, until i blackout, then fucknows what will happen! but the main thing is the hangover!
rum is just the best drink in the world!
>>7504400
delet this
>>7504406
yeah.. i gained 5 pounds and i still have no butt and no boobs.. i don't even understand where the weight went
>>7504413
Rum infused raisins are good.
>>7504406
Yeah I gained like 20 lbs to help my hips and butt and boobs grow. it helped ALOT but I'm also over a year on hrt. idk if it does much early hrt except make you fatter
>>7504411
fair enough, i would try it but i have the bladder of a 10 year old and 2 litres will have me spending all night peeing
I want to slowly lick grace from head to toe, kiss her butt, put my clit on her clit and then cum all over her body
>>7504421
:P
I take it you're on spiro then?
>>7504412
Y-YEah thats what i meant!
;-;
>
T R A I T O R C A K E S
REEEEE
>>7504432
Ill force Grace to lick up all the cum
>>7504369
The hr department here got one of our other locations to build a gender-neutral bathroom just because a nonbinary person who works there complained.
>>7504425
i'm actually waiting for cypro to arrive, i dont think spiro is a viable option for me
i just naturally have to pee alot, side effect of drinking 4 litres of water a day and having borderline liver failure
Lol, now that I'm in bed rest I've become obsessed with mobile game called monster legends
>>7504439
Lmao
What a fucking loser
Non-binary people need to be euthanized
>>7504441
...
Isn't cypro more likely to cause liver problems...?
>>7504446
Pls don't euthanized my gf
>>7504447
i have a weird liver, barely functional but extremely capable at the same time, i survived 15grams of paracetamol and they said im lucky to still be alive, it's weird desu
>>7504452
Just tell them to pick a team already
>>7504447
Only if you take a really heavy dose for years on end. Cypro's reputation for liver damage and cancer comes from its use in chemical castration of sex offenders. Taking 10 times the dosage used for HRT for decades certainly would ruin anyone's health. Taking 50 mg a day while waiting a couple years for SRS is pretty much side effects free.
>>7504406
Lets be scientifically honest, fat transfer is a ten year process, unless you were literally anerxic and then get overweight you're going to be pretty badly proportioned until a few years on
>>7504446
the ones who just act and look how they want and dont make an identity out of it are ok
once you start telling people youre nb and demanding pronouns tho, yeah
>>7504442
He actually did it, the mad man!
>>7504452
>non-binary
>gf
Are you joking?
why do non-binary people still take female hormones?
should they take T and E together?
>>7504462
She's a boy
For real though I use mixed pronouns depending on the company
>>7504412
Sure. Why not
>>7504407
>>7504444
Hmm
>>7504458
hungry skeltal here, will I be okay?can't the fat be moved from just losing and gaining it?
Healing dysphoria being stoned all the time workes for a few days til a breakdown.
Will try again.
>>7504463
yeah thats what i planned on doing, i'm going to go to 75 at the end of the first month then drop to 50
i'll save up for an orchi too, i dont like testicles desu
>>7504356
You're not speaking from the point of view of anyone that actually lives a life. When you're actually full time you don't make a deal out of passing because it's normal. If someone online says you don't pass it's like saying your skin is purple, it doesn't make sense and it startles you because it's not based on anything you have thought about in years. If you see someone that doesn't pass or isn't trying you might say something but it will instantly get treated like a troll attempt.
It isn't even about trying to look like the statistical definition of the perfect female. If someone has noticeable cues that are glaring and obvious then it's beyond looking perfect it's looking like you're not a messy young man in a $2 girl's top. There are people here that post pictures with visible stubble. Let me just repeat myself visible stubble. I don't know what it's like where you live but no girl has a beard where I live.
As far as I can tell most of /mtfg/ now is perpetually stuck in their first month of transition and hasn't been able to progress beyond that. If you guys and girls don't want to finish transitioning it's no skin off my nose but I wont pretend for you. For someone that does pass the trolls are usually the trips who have their ego on the line. It's not the kind of drama anyone in the right state of mind wants to get involved with on a personal level.
>>7504468
female hormones push you closer to androgyny
>tfw you get up and make bacon, Canadian bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches with habenero salsa for the girlfriend (you)s
>>7504475
Some people dispute orchi, saying it affects SRS later on, but I've seen arguments against it.
>>7504479
breasts are categorically female
>>7504473
It can. I had bad eating disorders before I started HRTand was creepy skinny. A few months in a started eating normal and all the weight I've gainded has gone to my thighs, ass, and boobs.
>>7504470
>She's a boy
I actually laughed.
>For real though I use mixed pronouns depending on the company
Fuck, now i spit my coke.
Why do you put yourself in these situations?
>>7504484
penis is categorically male
>>7504369
Why would you enjoy something that would make a person like yourself miserable and unhappy?
You know this isn't a competition, right? Someone, anyone who's trandgender gets a victory it's a victory for us all. If anyone who's transgender gets opressed and fucked over it's bad for us all.
Superficial things like "passing" are going to get fucking harder as transgender becomes more mainstream and I promise you people opposed to trans rights will find ways to single out and fuck over even the most heteronormative stealth passing transwoman.
Get with it anon. You may think you're special, but I can assure you you're not. We're all in this together.
>>7504491
You're a meanie boots!
>>7504481
i'm still on the fence about srs, but wichever one i choose, i'll lose my nuts, so i guess it's all good
>>7504485
oh okay, I don't have any disorders. I just don't eat enough to gain any and I'm stable.
>>7504476
How can anyone pretend to have a vagina when a penis reminds them of what they really are
>>7504450
I live with two border collie doggos, a hamster and a bearded dragon which I share with my sister
but what I really really want is a bengal kitter when I move into my own place desu
>>7504484
>breasts are female
Men can have breasts too shitlord
>>7504498
how's your quest for a big clit coming along
>>7504471
Oryx is a cutie :3
Post doggos
>>7504491
Well I think it started when they pinned me to a bed in a hotel room in Edmonton like a year ago..
>>7504480
Make.me breakfast please! That looks so good. :3
>>7504511
o__o
That sounds dreamy...
>>7504507
Ye and i bet her hair is perfectly lickable and yummy
>>7504476
>When you're actually full-time, you don't make a deal out of passing because it's normal.
Pretty much why I laugh off the tards who insist that I look like a man with a wig. My issues in daily life come from people not believing I'm trans, not the other way around. And even that won't be an issue once my ID change request finally makes it through court.
>>7504484
The medical nitpick is developed breasts are female. Men still get muscle buildup and fat deposits on the same area, their nipples develop slightly too. Having some teenage gyno is fairly common for boys but it's usually replaced wit muscle.
>>7504499
>bengal tigger
i'm already jealous enough
i want cutie pets!
>>7504508
my doggo looks weird
>>7504511
much envious!
Sleepydog
>>7504461
I agree. some trannies and niggers are okay as long as they know their place but those ones that start getting all uppity and ask people not to call them faggots or niggers need to be punished.
>>7504498
There can be miracles when you believe.
>>7504508
i want a girlfriend but i'm too scared to Tinder, OKCupid, Coffee Meets Bagel, ect
you guys and friends always say i'm pretty but i feel so ugly all of the time. i'm 25, this is supposed to be the prime of my life and i still feel hideous. i feel like people only say i'm pretty because they feel sorry for me or whatever. how do i feel pretty? does anyone know? does it help having a partner? i'm just so afraid i'll match with someone and i'll tell them that i'm trans and they'll just be like "oh, i'm sorry, i only date women"
>>7504495
Oh come on! This is comedy gold, doubly so for actually happening.
>>7504511
>they
>>7504476
I go out with visible stubble all the time and even man voice and no one cares, sometimes they get a bit startled and don't know who said something but no one cares
And my girlfriend is straight but willing to put up with being LGBT for me
I fall strictly in this camp
Now honestly you're right there are girl who do not pass, I went to trans group and this large burly person came in with scraggly hair going everywhere like they lost their minds, poor fitting women's clothes, no makeup, bad acrylic huge orange nails, and men's oakleys on top her head (ex cop)
No one here is that, literally no one has ever been that bad here, Chris chan isn't that bad, I could still tell she was a woman, but she doesn't pass
The point is that the passing line we are talking about isn't that, it includes passers
>>7504530
Some males are OK as long as they know their place but those ones that start getting all uppity and ask people not to call them chauvinist scum need to be castrated with a rusty spork.
>>7504537
just b urself
>>7504540
Meanie meanie meanie boots!
X(
>>7504521
March for me wooooo
>>7504542
this is also a valid view
Can I do it?
>>7504537
>how do i feel pretty? does anyone know?
you are your own worst critic as they say
>does it help having a partner?
yeah feeling desired and loved will build your self-confidence :3
>>7504541
Let's be honest, "passing" by 4chan standards is being stealth and 8/10 at least. Most cis girls would be told they don't pass here.
>>7504550
do what
>>7504537
The only thing that makes me feel pretty are people asking/attempting to fuck me, so maybe go out more and have people tell you they want to love you
>>7504540
Yeah, I use they most of the time when talking with people who are mutual friends. I use she when talking with my parents and co-workers about them. Path of least resistance, she doesn't care either way really and for the most part gets read as a butch lesbian or pre T ftm
I love them as they are, I don't think it's really that big of a deal how they present.
>4mg estradiol
>200mg spirodalactone
>5mg finesteride
Look just like I did a year ago :(
>>7504542
hah, jokes on you, i'm a femboy and would appreciate that
>>7504555
>tfw I clock half the cis girls I see now
>>7504555
i've posted pics of cis girls in /passgen/ before and got told they didn't pass
not even masculine monstrosities, just with a couple masculine features
>>7504560
*pat pat pat*
>>7504542
asking not to be called scums seems fair to me
>>7504550
If you actually try and don't give up two days in.
>>7504562
>femboy browsing mtfg
stop repressing
>>7504568
why is it okay for men to hate women but it isn't okay for women to hate men?
>>7504476
I have black hair and it always looks like i have a bit subble.
>>>/g/58289135
>>7504555
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I know I wouldn't "pass" if I posted my picture here, but situations irl clearly say people think I'm cis.
>>7504471
Your remind me of this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8
>>7504578
that's why you get laser/electrolysis hon
>>7504563
;_______________;
>>7504564
Last time I posted in passgen, someone thought I was FtM and it snowballed from there. Ended up being told I'd need T shots to even think about passing as male. Half the posters in those threads are trolls trying to make the trans posters feel miserable. Sometimes it misfires and you get cis girls "clocked" or cases of wrong direction of transition.
>>7504576
hating an entire group of people based on nothing but their appearance is disgusting
I hope you don't mean that.
>>7504576
I don't think either is okay?
>>7504585
Or a lot of people recognize your face and joke around
>>7504578
Maybe you should let it grow.
>>7504560
No pls, no more.
>>7504573
4 months hrt and I like it
still dont want to live as a girl though
>>7504586
>Appearance
It's not just that. Both males and pigs totally are filthy animals. But pigs still got more personality. Personality goes a long way.
>>7504593
how are the changes?
the mental ones, if any
>>7504582
Im not rich sry
>>7504601
cut down on food
>>7504596
why are you such a misandrist?
>>7504591
Nah, that was a long time back. Before I felt comfortable enough with my looks to post my face ad nauseam. Actually, I barely posted here at the time, only in /tlg/.
>>7504606
Penis envy.
>>7504596
are you meming?
>>7504592
Why not?
Is the comedy lost when there's feels involved? ;_;
>friend has female wii thingy
>ask about it
>"i wish that i was born a girl but it's sorta too late for hormones and stuff to fix that"
is my friend a closet tranny?
can i somehow help him/her or should i just wait it out?
>>7504606
Because it's fun to give chasers and trolls a taste of their own medicine.
>>7504607
Eh
>>7504581
I wanna burn off my face
>>7504612
help them
>>7504612
oh shit lol yeah nigga
>>7504612
That sounds like a hella closet tranny
>>7504541
>>7504555
That's not passing either but if someone says hi maam that doesn't mean they don't see you're trans. You don't need to be flawless stealth but if you pass you wont get clocked. If you only want to signal to someone to use female pronouns then just wear womens clothes and that will get the message across. It has nothing to do with extreme beauty standards. Nobody lives their life full time caring about statistics and skull ratios. They do care about actually looking like a woman who cares about her appearance.
>>7504612
>is my friend a closet tranny?
Doesn't sound all that closeted
>>7504586
>>7504588
Please read these articles I know you will scream SJW OMG!!!!!! but they are short so please just read them
https://web.archive.org/web/20160325113945/rageagainstthemanchine.com/2009/07/05/why-i-hate-men-part-1-and-then-it-hit-me/
https://web.archive.org/web/20140623013409/unpitchable.tumblr.com/post/79931857273/what-misandry-means-to-me
>>7504600
smoother and softer skin
face is starting to get girlier
breasts
I'm a lot calmer and happier
more emotional too
also into men more than before which is fine
>>7504604
>imblyin i eat expensive shit
Let me be more precise
im poor
That would be like savings of like 50 cents a day.
>tfw mtfg is your only form of human interaction most days
So I am new to makeup can someone help me find essentials?
Jump off a building or internal bleeding via too many over-the-counter pills+alcohol? I'd like the second one if it meant I went in my sleep and death was guaranteed, but I may be up all night vomiting and then not actually die from it.
>>7504613
punishment for finding you attractive?
I don't think I want to know any more.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
>>7504612
if they know about hrt they are almost certainly a tran
>>7504612
>nintendo products
That's a red flag on it's own.
>>7504628
Same
>>7504630
jump off a building
or just don't kys
>>7504617
but how?
>>7504635
why?
my gp told me I wouldn't pass, ever.
passgen said I wouldn't pass without ffs
mtfg said i'd pass just with a lot more time on hrt
reeeee, I wish everyone would agree
i mean the low res of my camera and poor lighting hide most of my problems but personally I still think i'm gonna make it desu
also judging from all the other posters pics I've seen here so far I think we're all gonna make it
and i'm not being stupidly optimistic here, I really believe it.
some people win the genetic lottery, some will need ffs. but I haven't actually seen any hon material here yet.
>>7504630
Just go on cypro and drink all the time
thrombosis will kill you
>>7504624
Those seem to be from Tumblr.
As someone who's used Tumblr for years, people this radical generally get called out pretty quick.
>>7504635
b-but they have fun games, it's not like I wish I was as pretty as Princess Peach..
>>7504621
To be honest, given the way I usually dress, people would have no problem calling me sir if they saw me as a guy. Perfectos, cigars and army boots aren't exactly signaling to use female pronouns.
>>7504643
explain dysphoria and it's increasing intensity to them, would they be able to pass?
>>7504645
I think you'd do fine once your hair grows out more.
>>7504648
yes I know they are from tumblr why does that matter
>>7504631
Shiny, shiny... Shiny boots of leather...
>>7504624
I'll read them, but you know this is the exact thing misogynists do right? They pull up stories and studies that make women look bad and apply it to all of them.
I don't understand how people can rationalize this.
>>7504628
ur a good girl ambi
>>7504611
No my stomach hurts from laughing.
I don't think that having a tumblr incarnate near you will help with the whole normalcy shtick. Watch your back.
>>7504615
Oh it's not that bad.
>>7504632
Happy birthday MC.
>>7504626
don't think I want to be emotional
people look to me as a rock
>>7504640
>or just don't kys
I'm sick of suffering through life, not kms would mean willingly allowing myself to suffer more :/
>>7504645
your gp is a fucking retard, you already look pretty fem, your not going to end up a hon
>>7504643
maybe they don't have accurate information
i don't know how old they are but i'm sure it's not "too late"
so yeah maybe you could send them some good info on hormones? a self-med guide?
>>7504650
did you always smoke cigars or did you start with cigarettes?
>>7504628
iktf ;~;
>>7504645
you look pretty good
>>7504643
A friend of mine was a bit like that.
Then I started transitioning, they got jealous and followed suit about a year later.
>>7504655
You insisted that society views this as okay, I brought up how even on the hellsite of Tumblr these people get called out on it.
It's fairly easy to think the world is just bending to the wishes of the left when you only spend time on the internet. Go outside.
>>7504666
Then yeah I'd say you're doing fine.
>>7504659
It's not my birthday?....
>>7504645
how tall are you
>>7504645
A haircut hiding your forehead would already go a long way. Then again, we only see a picture, your GP knows about your voice, your body language and everything you project. That can be changed, though. You don't even need surgery for it.
>>7504632
wow thats relatable
>>7504624
thats incredibly stupid, these people should be killed, as well as everyone that hates women
>>7504659
I mean they're not really very tumblr is the thing, they don't care about pronouns or correct anyone. In public we get read as a lesbian couple.
Can't I be a lesbian and be normal or something?
>>7504666
honestly I don't think you need to really worry too much, passgen is a meme. Like your upper face is pretty good desu, those eyes. Only issue I see in jaw is kinda boxy but not too bad to get you clocked. Just work on your voice and you will be okie dokie, voice is actually the most important bit
>all I ask for is cattle handing equipment designs that can be handled by one fucking person. Is that so hard to understand?
>>7504677
Phieeencheen
What should I do? ;__;
>>7504667
I started with cigarillos back in high school. Started a trend with that too. Almost the girls in the clique switched their rolled cigarettes for those.
>>7504660
its not like I cry uncontrollably at the drop of a hat
I just feel everything I normally do but stronger than before
>>7504685
about what anon? ;-;
>>7504673
Oh. Stop using fake birthdays when creating Skype accounts.
>>7504680
>Can't I be a lesbian and be normal or something?
... No.
>>7504677
Wat up?
any tips for not wanting to die while taking photos of yourself?
>>7504672
>>7504681
thanks a lot :^)
>>7504675
5'11
although i'm in the UK so I don't stand out too bad
>>7504676
i'd say my body language is okay. i'm just stuck with the stereotypical 'gay voice' rather than a female voice :/
also i'm going to the hairdressers with my sister later this month, i'm gonna ask from the trans bangs
>>7504672
those articles are about problems with masculinity and male culture. I do not think that most of society would agree with these ideas because most of society is against equality for women. I'm not sure if I misunderstood what you are saying here sorry.
>>7504683
I don't know about the USA, but around here, working alone in a cattle farm is increasingly rare...
>>7504687
just go and talk to them, come out to them, someone who isn't trans is very likely to not know anything about hormones and stuff, considering they do I think the chance is really high. be there for them
>>7504659
Yea youre right.
>>7504687
hmmm
i mean you could come out to them
maybe they're just scared to transition, and it would help to have a friend like you
>>7504677
what if i just hate people in general, including myself
>>7504689
Sertii is flying home and we can't chat :<
>>7504693
Wear a dress and a fedora. If it works for Alice it can work for anyone
>>7504692
Smile.
>>7504698
There you go.
>>7504691
But I'm the femme one
;_;
Most people probably read me as straight
>>7504705
>smile
I'll try harder ( ᐛ )و
>>7504691
soup
we re cooking right now
>>7504692
I dont take photos of myself
>>7504700
oh I hate real women as wellm which was the joke :3
>>7504701
aww ;~;
>>7504706
okay
>>7504686
how many did you smoke a day back them? I could only smoke a few until it didn't feel good anymore.
>>7504692
try taking pictures at a bit of a distance, like extend you arm out or set a timer, taking them too close can distort it a bit
>>7504677
Right?
>>7504691
Ohhhhhh I see. My birthday is in may
>>7504709
soup is evil!
>>7504712
sounds good, just be there for them, you can get support from eachother
>>7504711
I pretty soon got to a ten pack a day. They were dirt cheap back then, taxes on cigars and cigarillos caught up with cigarettes only recently.
>>7504707
>But I'm the femme one
That was so funny.
>>7504709
Make sure to eat at least half of whatever you are cooking?
So what are you cooking?
>>7504708
Also don't forget the angles. 90% of passing are angles no matter what most here say.
>>7504718
oh, no we re actually cooking food, not soup, that was just a 'sup? sort of of thing
this like the 5th or 6th day of a constant headache, am i dying or something
>>7504722
Boiled kraut and kartoffeln is not much better than soup... :^)
>>7504723
hopefully
>>7504721
>Make sure to eat at least half of whatever you are cooking?
that would be a giant amount of food, we always cook for 2 days, so its a lot of food
we re cooking a minced meat/rice sort of thing.
sort of like chili con carne
>>7504724
I dont eat either of that though :^)
>only 2nd January...
SPEED IT UP PLEASE
>>7504721
wow! that gif is magic
>>7504718
Do you like stews?
>>7504725
Rude anon-senapi~
>>7504721
But I have long hair and wear makeup and even own a few dresses and stuff, I'm definitely the femme one in this relationship
I feel like you may just be picking on me now ;_;
>>7504734
sorry I was just kidding
>>7504723
you can't die if you don't even exist, chara
>>7504728
And you call yourself German ? :p
>>7504720
in germany 16 cigarillos are still like 3€ while 19 cigarettes are about 6€. it's weird how france isn't a big smoker country anymore.
>>7504458
fat cells have around an 11 year life.
>>7504696
Same here, but it's not like I'm going to be hiring anybody to help process the cattle. Dad keeps vetoing my handling facility designs saying they are to expensive, while at the time buying silage making equipment that requires multiple people to operate.
>they wonder why I'm burned out on this place.
So I think I might know why I felt like shit yesterday; I threw up like five minutes after taking my morning spiro and missed the evening one.
It's just a rollercoaster ride for hormones here.
Who wants to fuck a dumb slutty femboy?
>>7504743
We still are. Actually, the proportion of women who smoke is increasing.
>>7504744
can't you just lose the fat though? why wait for it to migrate when you can actively force it to?
>>7504715
So how are you?
>>7504728
I don't think you are taking this whole gaining weight thing seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmW9rZ4VMs
>>7504735
Of course I am picking on you.
You're comedy gold mine at the moment. That being said I'll stop. My jaw hurts from laughing.
>>7504458
>tfw anorexic pre-hrt
>tfw gaining weight now and it's being distributed properly.
>>7504748
Are you on mones?
>>7504753
>being distributed properly
Oh yeah.
>>7504754
Yes !
>>7504744
You need a way out before you really burn out. I'm really worried about that farm killing you.
>>7504755
discusting
>>7504748
Haven't heard from you for a while. Your eyeliner need a bit improvement.
Where muh email at aaa
>>7504761
you tell 'em honey
*snaps fingers*
>>7504756
Post your top ten albalums
>>7504751
;_;
B-but love is love!
Also they said that you hurt their feefees by treating their gender as a punchline
>>7504722
real food!
soup is the food of jews and redheads!
>>7504751
I'm ok. Officially unemployed now so adjusting to that.
How are you? Hows work and the like?
>>7504749
I didn't know that. It just seems like most european countries have anti-smoking goverments and high tobacco taxes. We have these digusting pictures on the packs now but the streets are still littered with cigarettes.
>>7504733
stew is ok, on the third day in the slow coocker when there is not difference between the vegetables and sauce
>>7504771
I've no dog in this fight, but if they used the word "feefees" I'd recommend breaking it off.
>>7504772
I unironically love soups and I'm neither jew nor redhead :3
>try to give your partner a BJ
>they get up to do the dishes and make food
J U S T
>>7504781
das jude!
but soup is eeeeevil!!1
is not food!
>tfw no drugs for weeks more
No xanny don't count
>>7504787
Don't buy ket from the same person again
>>7504792
Hmm, why not?
>>7504793
How long did it take to reach you?
>>7504777
For the past couple decades, almost European parties have pandered to the Bobo/green/health nut crowd because it was a sizeable part of the votes, but that trend is pretty much dead and gone. I doubt they'll keep wasting political capital on punishing smokers, drivers and farmers in the coming decade.
>>7504787
I might be addicted to Sertii >.<
>>7504794
Oh
Yeah idk what that was all about
Was decent enough ket though
Right now I only have acid in the mail though and that's good stuff.
Hope Sertii's gonna like it too uwu
>>7504789
Keeping squares away is a huge benefit. Lighting a cigar really helps sorting the wheat from the chaff quickly at a party.
>>7504722
AFD Volksgenoss_innen brauchen anständiges Essen.
>>7504796
>hasn't even used sertii yet
>already an addict
baka desu senpai
>>7504770
Babymetal- Metal Resistance
Baroness- Red
MF Doom- Madvilliany
Run The Jewels- Run The Jewels 2
Gojira- From Mars to Sirius
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu-KPP Best
Mastadon- Once More 'round the sun
2ne1-Crush
Does Touhou music count?
Ummmm
Shonen Knife-Let's Knife
>>7504789
cool factor and nice feeling/stress relief is why people begin and addiction is why they continue
I think
>>7504750
The fat cells hang around waiting for fat to store. It take long term starvation to kill them off early.
>>7504757
I'm already burned out. I've been that way for years, and it's just getting worse every year. My therapist thinks it's causing me additional PTSD. I know it is now.
> ;___; ;___; :___;
>>7504786
I would think Brits would love soup seeing as it's so chilly and damp up there!
>>7504762
Sometimes I'm a boy, sometimes I'm a girl
>>7504813
all the time you're a cute
>>7504806
Aaahhh >.<
>>7504814
Wanna fuck?
All the time I'm horny
>>7504812
no, we eat meat
raw meat and cartilage from the packs of wild dogs we hunt with kitchen knives
>>7504783
the beginning of the end for this little relationship.
>>7504818
I really hope it goes well between you two
Don't forget to skype call!
>>7504825
time to make my move
somebody pls tell me to not get drunk
>>7504826
Skype is evil botnet though!
Maybe we could use Tox, but I'd still need a cam and mic for my PC :S
Do you know any good video call app that isn't botnet? :<
>>7504799
So far it's ok. It's taking a bit to adjust. But I'm spending a lot more time on music so I'm happier.
So you're a real white collar cuthroat now huh?
>>7504830
take a nap
>>7504830
DON'T GET DRUNK IT'S A TRAP
My mom says that Kaylee is manipulative and bad for me
The only good interaction I had with her recently was coming out and her accepting me
>>7504830
Please don't get drunk. It's not healthy and not worth it.
>>7504824
Lmao I <3 U
>>7504804
>Tfw Sass is a Square
>>7504833
I just use skype, so no.
You should definitely get a mic and cam, you'll thank me for all the pushing later :^)
>>7504837
well from what I know of Kaylee and your relationship mom is probably right
>tfw it takes 5 hours to gather the willpower to get out of bed
>>7504837
she accepts you and is looking out for you
>>7504811
Yeah, I've seen you slowly getting worse from it. It's painful to feel unable to help.
>>7504830
Kaylee ended up peeing on my car in public when she got drunk. Is that what you wanna do?
>>7504825
It's ok she saw my post and I sucked her weewee
Mission accomplished
>>7504799
I'm anime :D
>>7504847
...
>>7504827
>time to make my move
i hope you're talking about making a move on the roommate
>>7504823
Skype?
>>7504850
yes I was
>>7504840
boooooooooooooooooooooop
I need cum so badly oh my god
I'm going to invite my big chubby bf over
>>7504851
okay..
>>7504840
You don't have to smoke. But people who loudly complain about smokers thinking it gives them a moral high ground ? Yeah, I'd rather have them away from me. Sadly, you can't smoke on trains to keep obnoxious mothers and their screaming spawn away anymore.
>>7504841
Ahh but I won't be able to call her when I'm in bed then :/
But yeah I guess I should buy one, but all the decent ones are so expensive and I don't know about the driver support for linux :S
>>7504858
you can't i already invited him over to my house sorry
>>7504856
Ooh I'll send you my tits pic on discord right now!
>>7504855
Don't be a dummy or I'll get mad at you!
>>7504852
Can we discord instead?
I'm Reddy 2lube#1554
>>7504863
This was not the expected reaction!
XD
How u?
>wanted full fringe bangs
>do it myself because anxiety of going outside
>do a terrible job
Someone pls kill me
>>7504860
can you still smoke in bars, clubs and some resturants?
>>7504860
You ever have a whiney, drunk thief cry about needing a smoke for six hours straight?
>>7504860
Lol, I love how you're so french!
>>7504841
Do you think this one will be good enough? :(
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B00OLO42LO/
>>7504872
ima hav 1 beer OwO
>>7504871
nope, illegal in all public venues
they're making it illegal to smoke in your car if there are child passengers too
All the black girls in my new apartment complex near the ghetto are like "oooo you're really pretty" and "I like your eye makeup" when talking to me
>>7504871
It's technically illegal. You still can in the best places.
i had sex with a straight guy ^_^
>>7504869
I feel sort of sick. But I guess I don't have liver failure as my hypochondriach fears suggested
>>7504889
If you want me to be disappointed.
>>7504860
>But people who loudly complain about smokers
Seems like a self-fulfilling prophecy if you go out of your way to annoy non-smokers.
>>7504884
He can't be straight by definition, after sleeping with you.
are there right and wrong reasons for wanting to be a girl?
>>7504870
go to a salon anon and tell them you want your bangs fixed
and if you have to cut your own hair look up a tut or two next time, you want to be able to leave the house eventually not more reason to stay
>>7504898
Well I can hardly stop you can I :^)
>>7504898
I want to eat soup because of you now!
>>7504902
yes
>>7504898
I don't have jaundice and my pee is clear, so I guess I'm good to go.
>>7504900
Puritan prats are so not the kind of people I want in my life.
>>7504903
Greece?
>>7504909
all right, what would the wrong ones be
>>7504901
Sorry, he's straight and now that he fucked me I'm cis.
>>7504917
to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom
>>7504919
I mean it's not like you can't do that as a boy, but it's no-where near as fun
>>7504886
Yee, but it don't want to wait till the 10th of january :<
Many cameras have a microphone build in - Do I still need a separate one if it's a decent camera or should i rather get a cheaper one and a microphone?
>>7504922
might get sent to prison
found some good tranny bangs styles on pinterest
>>7504924
might get sent to prison either way I'd imagine
>tfw facefucked
>>7504924
This guy did it dressed a woman here in my town and got sent to prison.
Granted, he literally said films women changing "For the same reason men buy porn"
Let me tell you, this is not encouraging to me.
>Starting to look up makeup
Good. God. This is incredibly complicated.
>>7504901
If you're attracted to femininity, you're automatically straight though.
If you ask genuine gay people whether or not they're into MTFs, they'll say no.
>>7504923
Well yeah but you can't have it all :p
Just wait till the craving to see someone again after the 1st time you saw 'em
Good luck.
Anyway I don't know really, I'd imagine a €15 mic is still a lot better than what's in a camera though.
>>7504919
oh well I dont want either of those
i mean i do grope myself but thats not why i started at all
>>7504930
Jelly
>>7504930
>watchin k-on marathon on tv
>remembering how I kinda wanted to be yelly and in a band when I was young no shits given
>Randomly check catalog
>All these threads about politics
>Most of this board is extremely spooked.
>>7504930
donut lewd the keions
>>7504941
>when you remember how you were an emo kid on twitter years ago and how you loved being 'one of the girls'
>>7504930
nice
>>7504907
i know i shouldnt but i just want to get drunk and fall alseep, i feel like i'm going to get depressed soon and i dont want to be up all night :(
>>7504908
Sass No!!! soup is evil, if you eat the soup you will be evil too! dont eat the soup Sassy!
>>7504913
clear pee is always good
soup is always bad!
>>7504930
>elanna is posting right now with drops of cum dribbling down her chin
very gross desu
s-sorry for taking so long, anna ;n;
>>7504949
Just stay sober and go to bed in a few hours, it'll be nicer tomorrow
>>7504770
Strapping Young Lad - City
repeat 10 times
>>7504936
Ahh but I dunno which ones to pick there are so many >_<
I'll ask Sertii later...
I hope her plane doesn't crash ;__;
>>7504927
>>7504930
did you spit it back in their face?
that's the secret to a good facefuck
tfw crush on elan and seeing her take a dicking breaks my heart
>>7504789
It's a scam.
It has relaxing effects the first few times and continues to do occasionally after a while but for the most part you're just doing it to keep the cravings away later on.
So...
Proto-boobs
At what stage do they start feeling good?
>>7504957
>I hope her plane doesn't crash ;__;
Yes, what a crying shame that would be.
>>7504804
You'd have lost me in a second... Allergic to smoke of all sorts. It also exacerbates my throat issues.
>>7504846
Yep, and I'm finally starting to show it instead of suppressing it. I just blew up at dad. I need to tell him more, but I'm to fried right now.
buddi nim
I kind of want to do a Yellow Cosplay. I think it's my best chance.
>>7504953
it probably wont happen like that, my sleeping pattern has been getting worse, falling alseep at like 5am and waking up at 10am
i just want to have a drink, preferably until it makes me fall asleep, i have a methos for it, drink two beers and then have a couple of shots, then continue drinking the last beer and i wont even get to finish it
>>7504963
I should buy Sertii the 3000€ one and for me a 0.2 Megapotato cam, so that I can see her in full detail and she doesn't have to see my uggo face :3
>>7504951
It's the best way to post
>>7504943
I'm a rebel
>>7504962
I think you overestimate how easy it is to make someone cum from a blowjob
I like the part where they grab my hair and force my face down though
>>7504964
S-sorry
>>7504966
they will hurt as long as they're growing i think but im 2 months in and massaging them is starting to feel a bit too nice :>
>>7503937
What are doing in Syria? Also, it doesn't matter once they find out you're from the western world
>Remember cartoon network exists
>courage the cowardly dog marathong
>>7504944
Aah this
Fuck my dudes
The cocklust is STRONG with me today
Maybe I should take one of my cute coworkers for drinks
>>7503937
If I was in Syria I'd be with Rojava. I'd be completely useless though because I'm a short weakling and also a fucking idiot.
>>7504978
:|
See the issue now, is that I've had a total of 2 months HRT across 4, maybe 5 months, because the timing of having to go away, or lacking funds means I can't get access to tiddyskittles.
>>7504976
elanna no boys from now on ok
>>7504973
You could try taking melatonin to help you sleep.
YOU ARE ALL
A G P
G
P
>>7504976
it can depend on how horny/drunk i am
i usually suck better when drunk, it kills my gag reflex
also my bf does something similar to that
>>7504976
elanna more boys from now on ok
Thank God I'm going back to school next week. The lack of social contact over the holidays has been crushing, almost none of my pals are in this god damn city and I haven't even had the free time to see the few who are.
>>7504990
thinking about girls makes me feel safe
>>7504989
doesnt help me right now, but im thinking about it
problem is that ive had insomnia for the past 5 years
>>7504990
AGP is a spook.
>>7504990
I j-just massage my tits to help them grow ok
>>7504974
I'm sure you look fine
Don't be a silly :p
>>7504990
>tfw TRU TRANS
>>7504969
I hardly ever smoke these days, to be honest. So you might have spent a few evenings before finding out had we met irl first. Twenty years ago, not likely. I chained smoked long Italian cigars.
I'm not insensitive enough to smoke in the face of someone with genuine health issues, though. Didn't ever light a single one near my last ex, because she had a bad case of asthma and I knew it.
And well, I hope you'll find a way to get out of that bind. You deserve a new shot at life.
>>7505003
stirner is dumb
marx is better
>>7504990
Prove it
>>7504990
I'm aap, get it right.
i need to cuddle with a cute girl so I feel safe
>>7505012
Fine. AGP is ideology then.
>>7505014
yes please
Help I really want to tell my friend I am trans but I also really don't ><
>>7504990
Is it AGP to want a boy to snuggle?
>>7505016
same
>>7505022
Are they OK with trannus?
>>7505028
wtf
>>7505012
marx was an utopist dork
>>7505016
d-dio?
>>7505024
So. American currency is agp?
im agp
>>7505038
>He basically convinced me not to be a dumb /pol/lack
doesn't sound like he did a very good job of that
>>7504990
I'm trutrans
>>7504986
>>7504994
:/
>>7504991
I'm really not good at making people cum from oral
Usually I just ask them to fuck me instead
>>7505038
I fail to see the problem
>>7505024
silly anon that's not a leaf
>>7505027
pound it bro
>>7505039
d-dos?
>>7505046
Hey I accept trannies and faggots now
He did fine
stop posting boys they make me feel scared
>>7505052
aw he doesn't look like dio anymore :(
post more pics where he looks like dio
>>7504995
I need irl people, it's been years
>>7504990
>bi (mostly into guys tho) + lingerie fetish
Why me
>>7505052
fuccboi
>>7505047
fair enough, same usually unless i'm Really thirsty
>>7505038
But like, you've got to tell them some day anyways, so you might as well do it now~
And I'm sure it won't be as bad as you imagine it and if you spaghetti a little it's even cuter! :3
uwu I'm Sertii's silly girl~
>>7505055
you just need to learn how to talk to them, lauren
>>7505068
no
im not attracted to them they just make me feel scared for something reason
>>7505055
a big reason why i started hrt is because it scared me to see a boy in the mirror
why am i scared of boys though when i am one?
>>7505073
boys are just so
>>7505071
Aww I understand :S
I still didn't come out to my siblings either >.<
>>7504407
Thick
>>7505070
dio is CUTE
>>7505079
Ah they live by themselves then?
Sounds comfy ><
I'm so scared of coming out to family too ;_;
>>7505055
boys being scary is part of why they are so attractive
just let them dominate you anon, it feels good
>>7505075
>when i am one?
I've got good news friend :^ )
>>7505062
Also I'm scared of cum in my mouth ;_;
>be a girl
>happy, friends, life seems pretty good
>wake up
>still a man
>start crying
Well, today is ruined :/
>>7505078
you are a bad person sass
I am very disappointed with you
>>7505086
i literally am not attracted to them at all unless they're really feminine it just scares me for some reason
>>7505047
Lockjaw amirite?
>>7505084
yup I'm the only one still living with my parents, because I'm such a failure and can't take care for myself ;__;
I know that this is just random crap but it's so true.
>>7505077
when are you getting a boyfriend?
>>7505088
no offence but why?
i know sometimes it can taste a bit bad but you get used to it
you dont need to be scared of the stuff
>>7505081
>Dio
>Cute
>tfw stretchmarks
what do i do
>>7505100
idk :c
>>7505105
Get pregnant so it doesn't look fishy
The idea of going into girls bathrooms freaks me out
Can't tell why
>>750509
I guess I just love soup. That's just who I am.
I'm sorry if I dissapointed u ;~;
why lewd
why not pure
>>7505112
Why no booze? Xannies aren't any better
>>7505116
hugg
>>7505108
valq pls
>>7505119
hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>7505103
not that dio ;~;
>>7505118
Alcohol is bad for the cypro!
Xanny is fine :^)
>>7505105
laser can be used on them, it called sub dermal abrasion I think but I'm not sure
>>7505123
thank you
>>7505002
Trauma and PTSD can cause sleep disturbances like what you describe.
>>7505011
The frustrating this is since I've been on the farm I've seen everything I've wanted to do slowly crushed by the actions of mom & dad. I can't even get the money to get replacement engines for my pickup and 4runner. Anytime I ask for the money to be allocated, there isn't any. Then they spend more $$$$$ on some machinery or something else.
>>7505127
can i pat your head once
>>7505116
pure is best
>>7505094
well you can get a feminine one instead
>>7505096
>What do you even look like
pic related, half-kidding
>>7505121
checkmate bro, that's just a regular boy
I'm playing you at your own game
>>7505112
I just wonder if I'll ever be able to move out and become independent from my parents :<
>>7505113
You get over it after a while.
...Eventually having to walk around a girl in the bathroom is just as passé as it ever was in the boys room.
Also, women fart more in the bathroom.
So, there's that(+_+)
>>7505129
pls do
>>7505130
evangeline is my buddi
>>7505134
*pat*
*love*
>>7505111
oh, i dont really worry about that
i dont think it's bad enough to cause someone to vomit, but it might, i dunno
i dont think its viscous enough to set off your gag reflex tho, maybe you might cough if it goes down the wrong pipe but thats probably the worst possible outcome
(and if you're wondering yes, that has happened and it is not pleasant)
>>7505136
yaeoo
>>7505133
[jaws theme starts playing]
>>7505141
can i give you a piggyback
>>7505133
>Also, women fart more in the bathroom.
Women don't fart.
>>7505139
yaeoo
>>7505128
Being actively prevented from doing one's job properly wears anyone fast. Maybe they unconsciously want you to fail, so you can do something better with your life. But that's a stretch.
im winning against cock
>>7505154
same desu
>>7505154
goodluck in your battle
>>7505150
this is true, they also dont poop because of douching
>>7505151
*dies*
>>7505158
They don't poop naturally though
>>7505150
>tfw not a woman
>>7505148
I don't think Edie needs a manager. She's smart and shrewd.
>>7505160
no you're thinking of the genetically superior aryans
>>7505164
She hates people and relies on her looks to sell otherwise men wouldnmt really be interestes in her personality.
>>7505164
I just wanna know what she's compensating for
>tfw alpha male masculine manly man
>>7505162
dundun
dundun
DundundundundundundundundundunDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
*TACKLEHUG*
hi hi!
how u?
>>7505173
Loss. And fear of further loss.
>>7505180
I doubt it
she goes through guys like bubble wrap
>>7505140
Idk I'm just scared because I'm inexperienced
My ex was a shy cummer so I like barely ever could get him to orgasm, much less from oral
Idk I find the idea hot but it makes me nervous
>>7505135
Yupp
Idk I think the issue is that giving head is really really hot at first but the initial novelty wears off so fast because it's really only the idea that's sexy, it's not really pleasurable
>>7505121
Proof it
>>7505188
elanna
>>7505186
exactly, if the leaves them, then they can't leave her
>>7505184
I can see her moving into consultancy. She just needs to find an area she likes, she already has the networking skills for it.
>>7505167
yeah
>>7505078
I haven't been online much lately. I'm only posting here sporadically.
>>7505150
Ahhh what if I have to when Sertii is around? That's so embarrassing >.<
>>7505188
true, i guess ive pretty much always liked it, i was nervous my first time but i didnt shy away
>>7505166
>Tfw genetically superior Aryans who can be defeated with sunlight and black penis.
>>7505188
poke lan in the side
>>7505171
same
>>7505198
>Ahhh what if I have to when Sertii is around?
Cough loudly just as you fart.
>>7505148
I'm not a people person. I have anxiety attacks and lockup when I try to talk with somebody I don't know. I'm also not the manager type even though I often know what needs to be done.
>>7505164
True...
>>7505150
Correct, they have the vapors. ;)
>>7505153
But they don't let me get the resources to do that anything better. I can't work for others now. Even working with others is problematic. I was supposed to get money every month, but as soon as I used some of it to buy a new camera lens dried up and was like pulling hen's teeth to get it.
>>7505186
Possible sign of insecurity.
>>7505194
Makeup artist. She's already trained for it. She likely could get $500/day now and more later as her reputation grows doing fashion shoots.
>>7505198
Just let em out lmao
Don't be a silly!
>>7505184
And support groups wonder why they arent more inclusive. Valq did you ever do sex work?
>>7505215
Do you think I have?
what if u fart on a date but poo comes out do you just kill yourself
>>7505121
Ok, your gender isnt important but but you have to look good in lingerie
>>7505203
^__^
Sorry I disappeared for a while there. I really need a break from here, and then I got stuck for a week and a half away from my PC...
Are you doing well?
How fares the quest for mega milks?
>>7505215
>Valq did you ever do sex work?
Yeah, she made people pay her, otherwise she'd have sex with them.
>>7505218
Im a retard and need to ask things otherwise my boymode autism catches up with me. Its why Im unable to function properly and wanna run away from everything
>>7505209
Yeah, I really don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a fireproof work contract. At least I know I'll have enough money every month to stay independent no matter what happens. It won't be much, but it's better than nothing.
>>7504963
thanks for being so patient with me anner!
i'm back nao
GOOD LUUUUCK