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Bear kid

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• ron paul funeral city
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• 350,000,000 dead
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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>>7359817
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lauren thred qt thread
no lewds allowed
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>>7360762
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Damn I just got rekt badly.

Had a date with a trans girl today.
When we meet, she told me I looked nothing like I did in my pics and She walked away.
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I hate myself, how is everyone else doing this day?
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full series of girlymatsu when?
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Chara is such a qt
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>>7360774
Shitty, when that happened to me I at least tried to have a meal with him to see if maybe he was likeable anyway. I mean he wasn't but I told him Id give him a chance and I did.
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>doc said they were worried about side effects so could not start full hrt
>said he would do something after he knew there were none before the next appointment
>today tell him I am getting no side effects
>he just says good see you in x months and nothing else
I want to die
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>>7360779
I still want her to do a Tiny Tina cosplay.
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>>7360779
Is that a fucking mustache?
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>>7360779
Oh it's her first normal full picture. She looks so nice here.
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>>7360779
i doubt thats chara
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>>7360779
this is either not chara, looks kinda like her but hair color is different and its parted on the wrong side, not to mention her makeup is nothing like charas makeup.
tl;dr: this is a cisgirl that looks like chara, not chara herself. Im a Chara expert, trust me.
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>>7360785
That sucks. : (
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>>7360779
>>7360795
>>7360791
Here's a picture of Chara, they look similar but nothing alike in reality. Charas hair part is on the opp side, her makeup is way different, hair color isnt even the same.
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So I've been on HRT for the past half year and have yet had to tell anyone about it. I'm starting to think that people are getting really suspicpis. Anyone else do it this way as well? How bad is the eventual shitstorm going to be? Christmas is coming up, and a lot of my family I haven't seen for a year now.
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>>7360802
haha those dead eyes
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>>7360802
You realize that people can change their makeup and hair styles?
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>>7360803
hahaha
let us know how it goes m8
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>when you dig up an old /r9k/ thread about the tinychats and Trashy is listed as 3rd best waifu of the room
kek guys I got myself the 3rd best /r9k/ chatter of 2014
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>>7360803
Hard to say, it really depends on your family.
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I'm staring at a gun
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>>7360802
yeah, face is comp different
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can someone explain how discord works?
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>>7360807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZOeDH7_BbM
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>>7360805
Eyes are different shapes, also the cisgirls eyes arent sunken like Charas are. Charas nose is also longer and has no bend. Charas cheeks also arent as full, and Chara doesnt dress like that.

So yeah, if Chara got plastic surgery, gained weight, had her eye sockets pushed forward somehow, changed the way she dresses, and had her hair cut and colored by a professional salon, then that could be her.
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baka desu senpai
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>when your mom says her biggest fear is coming home to find you dead on the floor
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>>7360779
This girl has a mole below her left nostril.
Chara has no facial moles.
This cannot be Chara.
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>>7360823
>when mom keeps telling to you have to stay and you can't leave
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>>7360823
You should do it :)
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>>7360824
It actually is Chara though.
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>>7360819
kek that cgi looks dated as fuck already
also >spartan again
<3
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>>7360757
thanks lauren

please have one of my rare mokous
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>>7360806
I'm thinking about notgoing honestly. My family can't be upset if they never see me again really.
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I miss her so much ;_;
Why is distance such a bitch
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>>7360839
it'll be fine
just say you lost weight or something
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Looking at my phone like I need to schedule a driving test but I'm scared. But if I do not, then I will not be able to do therapy
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>>7360839
Do you have reason to think they will react badly?
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>>7360830
It is literally impossible for that girl to be Chara.
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>>7360842
>Why do you have breasts Anon?
>Uh I lost some weight
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>>7360838
thanks
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>>7360823
I think that after tagging along with me in Thailand when I got SRS, my mother has no more fear for me. Was also a big confidence boost for her. Getting around a huge city in a foreign country on her own was a first for her but she managed without me during the week I was completely stuck at the clinic and at the hotel.
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ITT: Pretty girls can't be trans.

Haha fuck
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>>7360850
tfw u can be trans
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>>7360823
>spray ketchup glob on floor before she comes home
>lay in it when she pulls into the driveway
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>>7360850
I would explain but I'm lazy
just lurk moar
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im going to bed to fantasize about a time when everyone will see me as a girl..

night girls~
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>>7360850
You'd be surprised how many people think that. When I say I'm trans irl, people assume I mean FtM.
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>>7360850
What pretty trans girl have we been claiming to not be trans?
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>>7360831
>can't actually wait to start my E on saturday

I just wanna see what it's like that's all
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>>7360846
it's hard to definitively say no, since chara's photos are all taken at weird angles and make her look like an ayylmao

maybe it's chara's hotter older sister
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>>7360859
Lalalilly.
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>>7360844
It's a redneck/white trash family. They were vocally hostile when the Caitlyn Jenner thing happened, and they mevee back down from insulting gays.
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>>7360846
Is it though?
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>>7360856
Night sertii
How was the film?

>>7360860
That actually makes me really sad
I dont want to be alone
But it's best for you
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>>7360860
>january
I don't think it will be the silver bullet people praise it as, but anything is better than existing as I am
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>>7360830
>>7360846
>>7360824
>>7360805
>>7360802
>>7360798
>>7360795
>>7360791
>>7360787
>>7360786
it's incredibly obvious this isn't her if you've seen her irl
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>>7360858
>CFH thinks she's pretty
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>>7360869
>>7360858
I've never seen her. She should prove it.
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>over 2 years hrt
>still will be years before i'm done with electrolysis
>havent been doing voice training because i have to grow my beard out for electrolysis so why even try

k i l l m e b a b y
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after being on okcupid for a couple days now
I have come to the conclusion that I am even less of a catch then I thought.

I'm not attractive
I'm not successful

>"so snickers what have you been doing since high school"
>"oh you know, the usual. Go to school, drop out, get a job for a year, quit, go back to school, fail, get sent to a psych ward, get out of psych ward. How about you?"
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rare chara
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>>7360862
That picture and the one you posted have completely different facial structures, like your close up of her face proves my point, the cisgirl posted above looks nothing like the girl in this photo.
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theres no shota thread on /b/
:sob:
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>>7360874
voice training is akin to exercise
you can still be fit without running everywhere all the time
and you can train your voice even though you won't use it all the time
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>>7360877
this on the other hand is chara
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>>7360877
thanks korra
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>>7360875
>Go to school, drop out, get a job for a year, quit, go back to school, fail
iktf

are you okay?
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>>7360873
Oh god, she looks like when John Pinette in drag. Except with worse makeup.
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>>7360869
Delusional hons here have too much confidence
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>>7360882
Go make one then.
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>>7360877
your hair looks soft , I miss having long hair ;_;
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stop bullying
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>>7360890
Drink bleach already you toxic bipolar retard
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>>7360866
didnt watch it lol, eyes are closing
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>>7360887
yeah
I just feel kind of pathetic next to all these people who have a degree and a job or are working on their masters or something
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>>7360892
hugg gelgel
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>>7360883
ok i'll start doing it soon

ty anon
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>>7360895
Oh okay
night sertii huggo
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>>7360891
i did but it died while i got distracted for 5 mins
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>>7360875
have you found any qts yet?

when is your first date?
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>>7360893
>bullying

>>7360894
>bipolar
Ok honny :)
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i-ill pass with ffs r-right?!
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If I'm not a tranny then why do I want to be on hormones so bad
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>>7360906
A G P
G
P
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>>7360903
some
I'm not planning to date really yet
but if people want to talk that's cool I guess
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>>7360875
Oh I owed you some starter voice training

Ok it's super important that you have a program that tracks your frequency , and you want to practice humming at a steady frequency like 170, 200, 230hz

Then try going from a hum to sounds and then words but like in an even monotone at the tone you're going for


You want to be able to hear 200hz and know when you're hitting it
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>>7360905
you pass without FFS though

there isn't anything wrong with your face at all, it's femme as fuck, you just need FFS on your body
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>>7360779
>>7360862
>>7360802
Wtf is going on here
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>>7360896
I know what that's like, my brother is super successful and I can't not compare the contrast ;_;

I could have been like him if I wasn't so mentally ill.

anything else going on lately? You don't post as much as you use to.
>>7360897

hugg
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>>7360907
>implying I get sexually aroused by anything anymore
Nice one anon
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>>7360914
>you just need FFS on your body
to bad thats not a thing
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>>7360911
do you have a program to reccomdnd
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>>7360904
>You calling anyone else a hon
>this is you AFTER ffs
L O L
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>>7360920
If you have an android phone voice pitch analyzer
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>>7360916
just trying to form healthy habits
haven't been very successful yet
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>>7360915
chara, is that your hotter older sister in that pic
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>>7360915
Please settle this and tell the thread that >>7360779
isn't a picture of you.
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>>7360920
Posting a bad pic of me doesn't help your case :)
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>>7360923
I don't :c
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>>7360928
nope

>>7360929
Obviously not me lol
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>>7360930
Why is your chin so square after facial """""""""feminization""""""""" surgery
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Will I turn into a cunt when I transition? I ask because you're all pretty unpleasant.
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>>7360930
Oops was for >>7360922
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>>7360937
That's entirely up to you
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>>7360937
yes
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>>7360937
one of us
i dunno i think i was a worse person before hrt, mostly due to alot of selfhatered i think
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>tfw got gendered female right as I was leaving work
A coworker that doesn't really know me came in with a friend of hers and the friend referred to me as "her"
Yay I pass to teenage girls that I used to think could see right through me!
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>>7360937
Yes thats what estrogen does to you
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>>7360936
Because Spiegel is a war criminal
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>>7360925
maybe you could start doing moisturizing like I do, It's a good habit I learned.
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>>7360934
Right, you look like a typical tranny
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>>7360936
It isn't really square
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>>7360947
totes ^=^
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>>7360932
some iphone app then?

>not owning an iphone or android phone in current year
How do you live exactly
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Why is everyone looking at me today, literally every step I take, I have eyes on me, my legs, turn around theiyre looking at my butt

This is literally hell


>>7360941
Hah you look like a girl faggot
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>>7360951
>pigtails
A G P
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>>7360954
>Why is everyone looking at me today, literally every step I take, I have eyes on me, my legs, turn around theiyre looking at my butt
you're just paranoid

happens to a lot of people who come back from 'nam
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>>7360953
iphone
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>>7360955
C I S
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>>7360953
I don't have a phone because I'm a shut-in neet
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>>7360957
Y..eah that's why it's only men, and women are looking through me like I don't exist
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>>7360943
They can see through you, they were just being polite. You don't pass at all.
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>>7360966
Chaser opinions
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>>7360943
good, now infiltrate their colony and learn their secrets
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>>7360934
Hey Chara, post feet to prove you're cis
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Pol here

I hate you
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>>7360970
only if you post cock ^=^
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>go to bed
>start thinking of bf
>get really horny
fugg this has been happening for like a week now
>>7360975
love you
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>>7360975
Anyone can be a girl online. Don't be so sad.
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>>7360978
*hugg
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>>7360975
Want some estrogen? :3
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Tfw bully anon gives up on you
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>tfw gf isn't here
I can't wait for my exchange semester
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>>7360977
Kill me
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>>7360982
I'm scared, everything is bad and now it's worse

see>>7360785
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>>7360976
That'll get me b& though and I won't get to shitpost here anymore
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>>7360990
ow that really sucks
hugg
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>>7360990
was the next "appointment" today or in X months?
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I want to be a girl
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>>7360990
self-med senpai

a lot of people have to do it at first
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>>7360995
I messaged him online, next appointment is far away, he gave me a one line response
>>7360994
hugg
>>7361001
no resources too
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>>7360993
First they stop shitposting, and then they start the hormones.
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>>7361009
>no resources too
get a job, and then spend all your money on mones, anime figurines and shotgun mics
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>>7360993
I want someone to put cock in me :(
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>>7361016
Buy a large dog.

Have you never wondered why so many attractive single women in their 20s own large dogs?
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>>7361016
You're very desperate.
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I quit being a girl , I didn't sign up for this shit
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>>7360847
just say you did steroids and got gyno.
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>Tfw new hoodie arrived and merino wool is awesome
>>7361021
I wanna wear that
>tfw got really jealous of a cis girl's outfit today
Payday. Soon.
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>>7361015
I don't think I'm stable enough, I cry from hearing my own voice

maybe I could sell some figs to do it but it sounds scary
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>>7361009
he probably means with your blood work would be my guess
how long have you been on the aa's?

I understand how you are feeling, it was a long process for me as well.
Id say be patient if you want to be as safe as possible
however there is always self medding if you really can't wait, it's alittle more risky tho since there isn't a doctor monitoring that stuff.
it also could lead to them putting you on official medication sooner as they'd rather that then you self med

It's up to you tho
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>Recent studies have indicated that hormone therapy in transgender women may reduce brain volume toward female proportions.
DROPPED
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I quit transition so I don't become a hon like grace, Korra and Faye
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>>7361027
I'm weirdly the best dressed girl I've seen all day today.

Wait I mean boy
Or girl
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>>7361035
You can't be this little and not pass anon
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>>7361034
you now you wanna be a bimbo anon
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>>7361016
ill do it.
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>faye spends her entire days shopping for girly clothes, painting her nails and taking selfies
is she living the susan's dream?
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>>7361032
I've been on them about a week, should see any side effects by then since they were worried about blood pressure, what makes me upset is he can't even give me a minute to write a real response. I'm just really scared nowadays, I'm getting more unstable by the day, crying more and more often.
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>>7361039
Yass queen
>>7361048
She's living my dream at least
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>>7361049
You would only see the worst allergy-like reactions in the first week. Calm the fuck down.
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>>7361045
>you now you
so its true
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>>7361048
Or maybe just maybe, I'm a basic white rich bitch
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>>7361055
the side effects they were worried about would have happened by now, I have access to someone who knows this stuff
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>>7361060
faye
does the materialism make up for living an unfulfilling career? im not asking that to be offensive, I just want to believe being a poorfag has some sort of benefit
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>>7361045
>tfw you're an incompetent woman in a mans world
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>>7361034
So that's why I'm dumb(er).
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>>7361049
yeah
at the least I think they prefer a month to see how it pays out
be patient, ee-ee
and take solace in the fact that at the very least your testosterone is dropping
everything will be fine, they aren't trying to trick you they are just doing there job
*hugg
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>>7361062
Your someone is full of shit then. I have a friend who had hives show up after about four weeks. My blood pressure took well over a month to hit a low on spiro.
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>>7360757
3d bear baby is superior
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>>7361065
>tfw you're an incompetent man in a man's world
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>>7361063
I did everything I wanted in the military, I tried to go to officer school, they said I was to valuable and couldn't afford to have me leave, so I filled disability for the crippling injuries I was dealing with


But yes figuring out how to legitimize myself as a woman is fulfilling
>>
AnnaXAmy OTP
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death to america desu
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>>7361075
No thanks I have a qt gf that I love
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redpill me on renren
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>>7361082
don't tell anyone but renren is lauren
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>>7361072
>vlcsnap
>V L C
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>>7361075
>not LissyXAlice
>not SertiiXMaeve
>not SnickerdoodleXEvangeline
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>>7361075
But I need to repress.
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>>7361089
who do you ship renren/lauren with
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>>7361069
I'm just not doing well at all, I feel so alone everyday and I don't trust the guy
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>>7361091
>>7361091
So do I.
I have to be a good boyfriend for trashy
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>14 months HRT
>wear exclusively female clothing and full makeup outside of the house
>try not to speak unless it's 100% necessary because fucked voice
>try to work on posture etc. at all times
>live in a progressive city with 12 different trans support groups there's so many LGBT people here
>still haven't been gendered female ONCE irl, not eve a pity-pass
RIP me lol
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>>7361075
Gracexeveryone is the best desu
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>>7361094
everything will work out <3
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>>7361070
I trust her, she has experience with med stuff, she can name every bone in the body too.
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>>7361072
That is definitely far worse desu, people will still fuck me- a lot of men even expect you to be incompetent. But no ones gonna fuck you :/
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>>7361099
also lmao @ my wonky knees but that's just hypotonia, not being a hon
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Who here strong manly jaw?
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>>7361106
Me
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>>7361101
I hope so, I just feel so alone and scared of the future now
>>
how long should I wait before contacting inhouse about not processing my echeck?

last time I got a call from echeck the next day to confirm it, its now been two days and nothing
>>
>>7361093
lauren doesn't have any noteworthy friendships, so unfortunately no one
>>
>>7361112
why didn't you just wire it?
>>
>>7361115
lauren is my friend
>>
>>7361110
you're not alone
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>>7361119
I thought you had to go to your bank in person to confirm it if you did that
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>>7361128
nah, you get a little pad like pic, pop in your card it'll give you a code that you put in online

there's more risk if you wire it, but if you're buying from a reputable seller than it should be fine
>>
>>7361106
Me. You'll see. Mine is much worse.
>>
>tfw will never pass without SRS
>>
>>7361074
>Tfw you're not Faye's Army wife
Life is Dukkha
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>>7361125
>>
pray for anon
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>>7361145
>Tfw I will never pass without death and being reborn cis.
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>friend shows me male and female skulls
They both have man jaw :/
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I want to live in a world ruled by mtfg
>>
can someone tell me something that can tell pitch on iphone?
>>
my hips hurt
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>>7361165
I think the skull on the right has a jaw deformed because using a beard too much, desu.

But I'm not a doctor do I dunno
>>
>>7361168
>apple
anything that measures pitch, so like a guitar tuning app
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>>7361169
>not having boyfriend to massage aching hips while he penetrates you lovingly.
>Tfw
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>>7361168
Pitch analysor. It just tells you your pitch though.
>>
>>7361160
>tfw will never get *platonic* cuddles from sass
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>>7361166
I want to see this full picture
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>>7361182
You can get anything you want from sass, desu.

We just got to find like a way for me to travel to kankerland.

;)
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>>7361182
thank god for that
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>>7361184
I want to be force femmed by mtfg trips
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>>7361188
T-that wink at the end is pretty lewd Sass
Just pretend to be a refugee or something you've probably got the skin colour for it :^)

>>7361193
cuddles are always good
>>
>>7361181
>>7361174
ok I'll try that
>>
why is progynova more expensive?
>>
>>7361106
me
i try to hide it with my hair and my scarf tho
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>>7361179
I WILL NEVER LIKE BOYS!!!!
>>
i just came
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>>7361209
now eat it
>>
>>7361212
eat what?
>>
>>7361208
>Not liking boys
But they have penis! And precum! And sexual desire every day!

Did I mention they have erect cocks when they're happy to see you?

>>7361200
>Tfw caramel color is the color of refugees.
>The colour of sexy refugees who come to make diversity via their wily passionate ways.
But I don't even know how to Q'uran!
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This is why I don't listen to hons
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>>7361209
Do you still want to be a gril?
>>
nim is my friend and she will never like boys
>>
>>7361221
We have a Quran at home since my dad used to be a religion teacher I can teach you :^)
I'll need something in return though
>>
>>7361222
Olivia Wilde = tranny CONFIRMED
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>>7361230
If it weren't for her upper feminine face, she'd be a hon
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>>7361228
>We have a Quran at home
NETHERLANDS
YES
>>
Maybe I better drive a bit more, just to be safe
Good idea right
right
>>
>>7361235
We also have two Bibles, a book with Christian songs, a Torah and a Baghavad Gita :^)
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A
Gee
Pe
>>
boobs
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>>7361247
general thoughts on faye
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I guess I'll try doing pic related for vocal exercises on pitch, I think I got a good range from playing music back in the day
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does my body have a chance to pass /mtfg/?
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>>7361253
Chris ur a hottie
>>
>>7361253
>mfw i used to think that jahans was an edgy teenager, but he's actually in his late 20s

he should have just transitioned though - he literally needs testosterone injections because he didn't go through male puberty
>>
I'm scared
>>
chara vs cnt
>>
Is it okay to shave arm hair?
Or will it come back thicker and darker?

I mean its really fucking disgusting to see it on me and so I always try to wear long sleeved jumpers or sweaters to hide it.
But I also don't want to make the situation worse.
>>
>>7361265
>>7361259
>tfw got my autistic fat gyno men mixed up
FUCK
Jesus I am fucking useless
>>
>>7361228
What do you want in return desu?
>>
>>7361268
trip off and then trip back on, lauren
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>>7361089
I can't pick my own ship, that's cheating.
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>>7361271
>Or will it come back thicker and darker?

myth. shaving doesnt make anyones hair thicker longterm
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>>7361277
Hmm?
I'm just Anna

>>7361275
c u d l e
or drugs drugs are good too
>>
>>7361265
he shouldn't have gotten the T injections, he should have gone the other route and became a QT trap with huge knockers
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>in bed
>hug pillow
>arm slips
>keep hitting tits
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>>7361280
idk I shaved my nosehair once and it definitely got worse after that
I'm not joking, it was a horrible decision
>>
Mom working late
me and dad had to make dinner

I hope it turned out ok
>>
>>7361286
>idk I shaved my nosehair once
are you a 74 year old armenian man or something
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>>7361291
no thats what so tragic
I really screwed the pooch
>>
>tfw out of drugs and sad until the come
>>7361293
even back then i was the outlier in that tier.
being next to grills that are actually bretty gud makes me feel worse..
>>
>>7361293
Top qts:
>Phienchen
>Smiles
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>>7361293
faye's face literally looks like a different human being in every photo I have seen
>>
nim
>>
how do I into straighteners
I know I'll end up burning my hair off
>>
>>7361293
>Tfw no Sass
It's like anon doesn't know who I am.
>>
>>7361310
who?
>>
>>7361285
>driving in car
>every time you turn the wheel you hit your tits
>>
what is /mtfg/ listening to rn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79_ehE6NQY
also: http://www.strawpoll.me/11815925
http://www.strawpoll.me/11815925
>>7361308
don't get a cheap one, get some protectant.
do it dry.
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>>7361293
>all those boyhons in the "cis tier"
>faye the anglemaster being anything other but close tier
>elanna the rugged slavic thug being anything other than close tier
nope, my dude
>>
>>7361293
Even though I don't ever trip I still find these things useful to judge where in the rankings I would stand and therefore if I pass or not.
Thanks for making them anon.
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>>7361315
chara is a 16 year old cis girl lmao
>>
>>7361313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWxsc_d9j4
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>>7361315
>still in the wrong spot
onion discarded
>>
>major acid reflux attack two weeks ago that gave me leukoplakia
>since then I've not been able to use my higher register at ALL
>can't drink without coughing and spluttering
I hate this, it takes fucking months to heal
hypotonia is a crock of cheesy cunts
>>
i'm gonna forget a lot still srry.
>>
>>7361319
>girl
lmao

she's a fat round-faced boy, hugboxer
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My arms have gotten hairy
I didnt notice becuse the hairs are so thin and translucent
Guess im shaving them tommorow
>>
>>7361315
There are several people there that you've never seen an un photoshopped photo of

Source: I actually hang out with trips monthly
>>
>>7361325
sounds proper shite
>>
>>7361331
a lot of cis girls have that too desu
>>
I've seen like 2-3 different alices on tier lists and none of them are me.

Tranny meme life.
>>
>>7361321
Some of those pics are over a year old.
Tbh, Chara should be at the top since she is CIS and can birth babbies.
Weeewwwwww
>>
>>7361311
>Not knowing who Sass is
O M G
I can't believe it's been 4 years since I made Moot give us /lgbt/ and you still have no Idea who I am?

I mean, I provide this community with
-top quality shitpost
-stale dependable memes
-undecipherable advise
-Salty SJW rants
-lewd sexy flirts and stories
-Sassy© combacks and retorts

But somehow this isn't enough for (you)s! And the worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in strawpoll because democracy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

>>7361312
>Not having a chauffeur that doubles as fuckboy
This could be you Faye :)
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Daily reminder
>>
good night, to all you trips and anons ~~ <3
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>>7361315
the i don't like chara and smiles so i'm going to rate them extremely low tier list
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Soup ?
Tell me n8 n8 story
>>
>>7361342
Not the actual cis girl?
>>
im never on any tierlists uwu
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>>7361315
>red
>pass
hmmm
>>
>>7361342
>hon
>me
I wish
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>>7361332
>Source: My twentyhead
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>>7361344
Damn I was uggo
>>7361349
Umm
This is my current dysphoria pic
>>
>>7361344
phienchen is at the fuckin bottom that tier list is ridiculous.

Chara shouldn't even be on tier lists really.
>>
>>7361329
you sure you aren't thinking of me?
>>7361339
i know, but even if i upd8'd my pic, i'd be hon status.
>>7361342
i'm right but most others arewrong
>>
>>7361354
does chara even post here anymore?
>>
>>7361337
Yea i guess but i atleast wanna get rid of it before meeting bf
>>
>>7361357
most dolphin-itively, yes
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>sitting in full waiting room
>endochronology
>mr. deadname
>ugh
>me.deadname
>stand up start walking to her
>she doesn't look at me
>mr.deadname
>hi!
>mr..
>she looks at chart
>deadname?
>>
>>7361356
Youre qt bb.
>>
>>7361302
there's a reason why they call her the mistress of angles
>>
>>7361361
H U G B O X
>>
>>7361361
not irl desu.
angles and meme magicks
>>
Tomorrow around this time I will be high as fuck awoo
>>
>>7361363
I was thinking there might be multiple faye's or something
>>
>>7361366
>Hugboxing valqs preferences
>>7361360
Your own fault tho
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94

>>7361352
I would dom a Red :3
>>
>>7361352
is red pregnant here
>>
>>7361357
occasionally but not as often as she used to.
>>
>>7361368
WHY TF ISN"T THE COURIER HERE YET REEEEE
I NED TO DO LABTESTS
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I miss the old chara
>>
>>7361360
hmm rlly makes (You) think
>>
>>7361367
Same
Yay 4chanfantasyworld
>>
>>7361375
What you gettin delivered senpai
>>
>>7361352
Damn
Red got fat
>>
>>7361376
i still don't understand the fuckin chara defence brigade. chara is an awful person who deserves everything she gets.
>>
>>7361373
no, that's just "her" ribcage
>>
>>7361375
am I the only one not cool enough to get fun compounds mailed to me :(
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Mfw a hon tells me it's impossible for anyone to have a round jawline without photoshop
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>>7361369
nah, she just picked up a few tricks in the army, going camo and stuff

there's also a rumour that she made a pact with the devil and no longer has to obey euclidean geometry
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>>7361351
>tell one trans girl she molested you
>deal with her craziness for the rest of your life

Meh
>>
>>7361373
>>7361382
>>7361387
Red is a fucking cardiojunkie beanpole?
Forced perspective m8s
>>7361372
She's pcool
>>
>>7361392
this

she knows her "special tactics" well
>>
>>7361397
I really need a coat like this
>>
>>7361329
It's her genetic sex you hateboxer
>>
>>7361387
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Unxp5sCmM4
>>
>>7361397

>Kayla: the image
>>
>>7361397
Your hands are weak now :(
Leggings tho
Yay
Are you like, actually tucked or just using the dress to hide
>>
>>7361352
You should see this video she sent me... it's uhm... woo
>>
>>7361376
people always seem to get really upset when they read that, but its kinda funny
if those messages make you cut yourself you really should not be on this website
>>
bleh i want a job =_=;;
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>>7361405
I'm super tucked
>>7361404
Kayla doesn't go into men's rooms, and she doesn't dress like a woman her age
>>
how 2 have sex?
>>
>>7361416
whoever has the smaller penis sticks theirs inside the larger penis
>>
>>7361411
>>>/femgen/
>>
>>7361379
reeee, i just want no more pity passing desu.
>>7361381
4f-mph or 4-fa. ordered em both the same day, and they're from different labs.
4f bonds are truly the best thigs in this world
>>7361388
just do eettttt
>>
>>7361407
I'm okay <3
I'm more of a cuddler than a sexifier now.
Gentle kisses, bob licks, and nuzzles.
Also, her body gives me dysphoria, what with the girlier ginger genes. Meh
.
I got issues.
>>7361412
I'd've totally lazy tucked.
Tight pantaloons, use the dress/skirt.
Done this so many times
>>
>>7361420
fug, i'm probs wrong about structure, but that one f poking out is just what i mean, i'm dumb
>>
>>7361418
wow
>>
>>7361420
Youre pretty anyways.
To hell with 4chun
>>
>>7361420
I think those are much more illegal in the US as of the last like year and a half
when I was checking it seemed tough to find a vendor that would ship them here

I didn't try the dark net
>>
>>7361427
>pleb
>pretty
Oh crimson chin, you make me laugh so hard
>>
>>7361427
i'm really not.
>>7361428
they are scheduled in alabama iirc.
>>
>>7361407
is it the lactation one? hnnng
>>
>>7361431
So what time works best for you?
And what place to meet up at?
Not sure where in the city you live
>>
>>7361430
Angie, nobody thinks you're pretty.
Too disgusting, box chin
>>7361431
WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I'M SPEAKING FOR THE MASSES?
>>
>>7361439
hmm, idk, like 4 around like midtown/ ues/uws desu.
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Hi thread
How are you all?
>>
>>7361443
I pooped today
>>
>>7361411
I always wonder if this is legit.

Every fucking time.
>>
>>7361438
Ehhryone be lactating rn. Idgi
>>
Odds I bite the bullet
Evens I forget it permanently and move to /fit/
>>
>>7361440
? i'm objectively ugly...
>>
im ember's daddy
>>7361447
it is not.
>>7361443
well
ive been super depressed
but rn i feel o k
>>
>>7361431
damn these prices per gram are kinda crazy unless you buy a ton, and I have no desire to be a drug dealer
>>
>>7361451
Me too but Ppl still offer secks?
Idk.
Stop being mean to pleb
>>
>>7361454
>it is not.
I am disappoint
>>
>>7361454
>ive been super depressed
how about you cut that shit out

did you have fun at your AA meeting?
>>
doing a dilate
>>
>>7361401
have you gotten any cloths yet?
>>
>>7361446
Good Job!

>>7361454
I'm sorry isla :/
>>
>>7361385
she is just edgy
>>
>>7360965
>>7361039
They're just checking out that hot chick...
>>
>>7361456
i buy 5g at a time, and it's p affordable. 87 for 4f-mph
and like 60? for 2g of 4-fa.
you can get it cheaper if you do overseas stuff, but customs takes research chems all the time. from what i know at least.
>>7361457
i'm scared of that tho/// i am always mean to me lol
>>
>>7361459
i did
though
there were some special snowflakes there ><
>>7361458
its fetishistic as hell
>>7361463
it is what it is y'know
>>
The doctor literally just said I'm still a man until I have my penis and testes removed
>>
>>7361469
>there were some special snowflakes there ><
i would imagine, and i bet those special snowflakes dominated the group too

were there any qts there though?
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>>7361440
Wasn't me honny
I have plenty of people who think I'm pretty.

>box chin
What did he mean by this

>>7361442
Ok sounds good
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>>7361463
I'm so proud.
Also
>Tfw good tranny insurance, finally
>>
>>7361440
>box chin
>tfw the pot calls the tupperware black
>>
>>7361468
does 4f-mph make you go kinda crazy (dillusions of grandure, feeling invincible, etc)?
or does it make you feel jittery or give you a horrible comedown?

I'm definitely pretty interested
stimulants like that make it impossible not to lose weight
>>
>>7361471
all were vagina born.
I was the only one who had a penis there.
well
actually one cutie but
that was the biggest special snowflake
just had top surgery too so there were a few stiches things in his chest [im assuming]
>>
>>7361470
CA's rules are different than that. Get a different doc.
>>
>>7361472
Youre a man tho, remember?
According to you.
You detransitioned
No hormones, threw them away
Changed your name (but not on fb)
Told your family youre detransing...
Or was that just all for attn
>>
>>7361477
I did 3-fpm once
went through a gram bag in 4 days
didn't sleep or eat in those 4 days either
>>
>>7361470
Go elsewhere>>7361480
But, why do gender before name?
>>7361476
K
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This is a cis woman

Wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZtCsg_NWEw
>>
>>7361482
yeahh this kinda thing is what I'm worried about :\

that kinda thing is why I'm not big on stims in general
>>
>>7361489
it was fun
>>
>>7361485
To get it done before the rules change.
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>>7361487
Like what a waste
Should just start taking T tbqh
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>>7361472
yee
>>7361477
focused, stimulated a drive to do stuff.
you can be a total cunt to people that try to discract you tho. i've told my parents to fuck off when they tried talking to me before, but like they use it too, so they understand.
>>7361482
fucking rad.
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>>7361479
>I was the only one who had a penis there.
i thought there would have been more MTFs than FTMs

what a strange world
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>>7361494
It's a state by state thing tho.
Every state has different rules & regs.
North Dakota; ANY surgery towards transition (even shaving Adams apple),
Minnesota; Stand in front of a judge while youre getting a name change

Otherwise, I'd gladly boymode & leave the country
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>>7361498
ftms run rampant in southern california.
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>>7361462
nope
not yet
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i feel like im unable to take care of myself do to a deteriorating mental state and I don't know what to do
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so i've been self medding for like 3 years now. im ready to get an actual prescription, but how should i do it? i'm thinking i should just drive to another state for an informed consent clinic visit because it'd be the easiest and fastest way. or should i just get a doctor and tell them i've been self medding for this long and say im worried about my liver and stuff so i'd like to go legit.

pls halp mtfg
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The meatloaf was good!
I can actually cook a dinner
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>>7361487
"and I think a little mystery can be fun"
yeah tell that to the next unpassing mtf who gets bashed mate
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>>7361509
You'll make an excellent wife
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>tfw you realize that a bag of popcorn is 400 kcal
>tfw you suddenly understand how your sister gained so much weight
hmmmmmm
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>>7361511
She literally needs to stop and just transition to male.
Wtf
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Ahh that was a good fap

Now to remove this 6 inch phallic buttplug
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>>7361360
So you've been on HRT for almost 5 years and your boymode is finally starting to become questionable? What an achievement, by the time you're 50 you might pass hon.
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ohh my god you have to try eating a lil ABV before you go to sleep
I get such amazing dreams, like, those really crazy epic dreams that feel like they last days

last night I dreamt I was at an insane 3-day-long rave/larp/orgy event inside a giant complex of domes with my best friend and crush and we were making out together and high
I was high IN THE DREAM
and the dopamine release was so good
just all this skin on skin and nakedness and intimacy
kissing and nuzzling and bob licks and fuckkkk

there were like different areas under different domes
and one was like a zombie slayer LARP (which I'm not even into irl lmao??) and another was like glam rock and androgyny and leather and people sharing vinyl records and stuff
and there was a bar and stuff and a big central area
and then there was this room at the top that was basically one constant 3-day drugged-up cuddle orgy
I spent most of the time there
and like I was almost lucid like "this is too good to be true right?" but I was going along with it anyway
and it was just crazily coherent and amazing compared to my normal dreams which are usually abstract biogore
me and the friend in question do actually kiss and cuddle sometimes but not for as long as this lmao
this was like fully naked squishing for hours completely off our faces
fuck, so amazing
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>>7361470
>tfw your state does this
>srs would probably end in suicide since ocd
time to move
>>7361504
you should get a turtleneck sweater, I like mine because it's cozy and I can use it to cover neck and face when I feel bad
>>7361509
>tfw snicks will never cook you dinner
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>>7361518
can i have it now it's my turn
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>>7361522
Sure. Here's some agp material that makes me horny and sad
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why does this image exist
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i found
a bit of abv
i hadnt used yet
btw

mixed it in with my chow mein this evening :3
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>>7361512
that's the best compliment you could give me :3
>>7361521
I'll cook for you when you come visit
<(^-^<)
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>>7361527
B/c youre not doing porn yet.
>>7361531
I MEAN IT!
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>>7361501
I know it's different. I now just need a doctors signature on the right form. Before 2015 Maryland required I have surgery. Iowa, the state I'm in, is just a letter from your doc saying you've had appropriate treatments to change your gender.
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>>7361527
i imagine its to make fun of nigel farage
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>>7361525
sensible chuckle
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>>7361496
I wish I had parents like that...
idk I'm too scared of what the comedown might be like to buy it
adderall comedowns would make me feel like I'm dying for a few hours
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>>7361537
foolish guffaw
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>mom got me an appointment with a psychiatrist
>Hasn't said why
Does she know?
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>>7361538
it's more akin to ritalin than addy.
idk, i don't get the comedown, my friend was fucked when he had it tho..
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>>7361542
pleb is a pretty girl
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>>7361531
it sounds nice, only thing I have to look forward to
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>>7361538
also, it's a double edged sword. you lose some of your drugs, since how can you say no to your parents???
>>7361544
anges and meme magicks
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>>7361535
>Trump
Yeah, all I need is doctors note saying I have hrt tiddies... Most states, this is a minimum.
Poor faye :(
>>7361541
She read your internet history
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>>7361541
DID SHE FIND OUT YOU HAD A GF!!??!!?!?!?
WTFFFF
but maybe like
are you hiding a lot and being less social
i believe you mentioned that
so it could be why :c
>>7361539
o
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>>7361547
pleb is a pretty girl
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>>7361533
thanks
>>7361546
I'll look up a nice recipe
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I'm with a lady, her name is dead name, I have some of his paperwork here, he's got a pretty big packet, should I send her to see you with it? Yes, she's right here.

And then she felt up my boobies and my legs (for clots)
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>>7361546
>>7361531
do it, you're my OTP
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i want to check into a mental hospital but my parents are going to be mad at me after
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>>7361554
go if you need to, I think they will be more concerned then mad
>>7361551
I bet anything you make is good
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>>7361550
fine..
>>7361554
if you feel that's the best coures of action do eeettt
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>>7361548
I would actually be fucked if she did, or maybe she found the box with my dildo and a bunch of pills
>>7361549
Ya I guess, maybe it's nothing
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>>7361552
you'd know if you had a clot
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>>7361559
pleb is a pretty girl
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>>7361552
Stop.
I've only ever had one blood test.
And it went worse than this.
But, that's exactly the reason I'm spooked.
Even though there's a clinic a block from my house & I just got good insurance.
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>>7361553
o-otp?
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>>7361561
Y
Maybe you've been distant lately
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>>7361567
ily snickers
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>>7361562
I know, I was just like, this transphobic doctor lady is feeling up my leg through my tights and checking my breasts for cancer
>>7361566
It's fine she said it's likens 3% chance to get one, your leg would be swollen purple
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>>7361570
I have
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>>7361571
y
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>>7361571
>>7361567
CUTE
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>>7361563
lauren pls. you've seen me irl...
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>>7361515
>Not airpopping popcorn.
Have you heard of popcorn lung?
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>>7361579
airpopped is radical.
top taste.
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>>7361567
yes, evangerdoodle is a very popular pairing here
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>>7361528
What's abv?
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>its a 'faye tells more fake stories' episode
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>>7361584
already been vaped weed
you can eat it without cooking it and it gives you a really nice high
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>>7361548
Trump's rhetoric may be emboldening the assholes.
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>>7361584
good shit
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:p
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what is good voice frequency?
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i miss my ex gf
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>>7361583
that's a cute name
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i want hugs and kisses and cuddles
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>>7361593
200
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>>7361593
120 ghz
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Can I wear an oversized hoodie like a dress with leggings underneath? Is that okay girl fashion?
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>>7361572
No, not clots..
Rlly hateful Ppl.
>I-im on Estrogen
AND WHO WOULD PRESCRIBE THAT FOR YOU
>D-doctor obgyn
AND WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE WITH ALL THIS, ITS NOT NORMAL (scowl)
>Softer skin, fat redistribution, breasts
Oh, WELL I'LL HAVE TO GET YOUR CHARTS FROM HIM TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK YOURE DOING
>Passes me off to a nurse
A month later
I was coughing up blood after bronchitis, went in, the doctor who saw me before just glared at me when I walked by.
Whispered in the other doctors ear and she started talking about blood clots and giving (him) an x-ray.

I haven't been to a doctor since.

I rlly want this lactation to stop for fear of high prolactin.
I'm spooked tho.
Got off cypro & injections
Now 100mg Spiro & 2mg/day E
Waiting for wife's day off to go to planned parenthood with her.
Idk if even that is a good idea.
>>7361573
Maybe that's the reason...
>>7361587
It's probable. But, there's always other doctors in SF.
I fully plan on going in guns a blazing with citations galore when my time comes.
None of this kind-hearted shit.
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>>7361583
>>7361553
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>>7361598
thanks, I think I can manage that
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>>7361577
You met up with Lauren irl?
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I LOVE NEPTUNE
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>>7361615
me too
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>>7361605
I can't believe medical doctors treat people this
I've seen other people tell stories like this and I really don't understand it

they can tell you HRT might have health consequences, but to be so rude and make people feel so awful is so crazy for a doctor to do to someone
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>>7361612
>met with pleb irl
>didnt turn her into a delicious ham dinner
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>>7361620
This is why I injected oil infused with Estrogen from India into my ass for 5 months without seeing a doctor.

Anxiety attacks and bawling in the parking lot .... Fml
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>>7361624
what
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mom: "what is this you bought for 75 dollars"
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>>7361612
yee
>>7361624
>drake will never kill you
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>>7361630
drugs
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>>7361630
tell her you're investing in the chinese stock market
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>>7361630
>i-it's an anatomically correct replica of a dinosaur penis that i need for class
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>>7361631
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>>7361630
Was it spunk
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>>7361630
art commision :^)
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>>7361630
what did you get? cloths
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>>7361630
you bought 6 4chan passes and donated $15
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>>7361638
>>7361643
hormones
thankfully the bank charge was vague as fuck
>>7361645
she'll think i'm an infamous hacker
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Kill me
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>>7361655
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>>7361637
id give u drugs too ;-;
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naps are love
naps are life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUuaOzM5ltk
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package came, notm is playing
time to shitpost at the speed of light
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>>7361661
what drugs are we talking about here ma'am
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>>7361669
I miss having a bed I could use
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>>7361680
what happened to your bed? was someone a bit too rough with you?
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>>7361677
lol idk, read earlier in the bread
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