/mtfg/ Trans Woman General

lauren thred qt thread
no lewds allowed

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>>7360762

Damn I just got rekt badly.

Had a date with a trans girl today.
When we meet, she told me I looked nothing like I did in my pics and She walked away.

I hate myself, how is everyone else doing this day?

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full series of girlymatsu when?

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Chara is such a qt

>>7360774
Shitty, when that happened to me I at least tried to have a meal with him to see if maybe he was likeable anyway. I mean he wasn't but I told him Id give him a chance and I did.

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>doc said they were worried about side effects so could not start full hrt
>said he would do something after he knew there were none before the next appointment
>today tell him I am getting no side effects
>he just says good see you in x months and nothing else
I want to die

>>7360779
I still want her to do a Tiny Tina cosplay.

>>7360779
Is that a fucking mustache?

>>7360779
Oh it's her first normal full picture. She looks so nice here.

>>7360779
i doubt thats chara

>>7360779
this is either not chara, looks kinda like her but hair color is different and its parted on the wrong side, not to mention her makeup is nothing like charas makeup.
tl;dr: this is a cisgirl that looks like chara, not chara herself. Im a Chara expert, trust me.

>>7360785
That sucks. : (

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>>7360779
>>7360795
>>7360791
Here's a picture of Chara, they look similar but nothing alike in reality. Charas hair part is on the opp side, her makeup is way different, hair color isnt even the same.

So I've been on HRT for the past half year and have yet had to tell anyone about it. I'm starting to think that people are getting really suspicpis. Anyone else do it this way as well? How bad is the eventual shitstorm going to be? Christmas is coming up, and a lot of my family I haven't seen for a year now.

>>7360802
haha those dead eyes

>>7360802
You realize that people can change their makeup and hair styles?

>>7360803
hahaha
let us know how it goes m8

>when you dig up an old /r9k/ thread about the tinychats and Trashy is listed as 3rd best waifu of the room
kek guys I got myself the 3rd best /r9k/ chatter of 2014

>>7360803
Hard to say, it really depends on your family.

I'm staring at a gun

>>7360802
yeah, face is comp different

can someone explain how discord works?

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>>7360807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZOeDH7_BbM

>>7360805
Eyes are different shapes, also the cisgirls eyes arent sunken like Charas are. Charas nose is also longer and has no bend. Charas cheeks also arent as full, and Chara doesnt dress like that.

So yeah, if Chara got plastic surgery, gained weight, had her eye sockets pushed forward somehow, changed the way she dresses, and had her hair cut and colored by a professional salon, then that could be her.

baka desu senpai

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>when your mom says her biggest fear is coming home to find you dead on the floor

>>7360779
This girl has a mole below her left nostril.
Chara has no facial moles.
This cannot be Chara.

>>7360823
>when mom keeps telling to you have to stay and you can't leave

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>>7360823
You should do it :)

>>7360824
It actually is Chara though.

>>7360819
kek that cgi looks dated as fuck already
also >spartan again
<3

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>>7360757
thanks lauren

please have one of my rare mokous

>>7360806
I'm thinking about notgoing honestly. My family can't be upset if they never see me again really.

I miss her so much ;_;
Why is distance such a bitch

>>7360839
it'll be fine
just say you lost weight or something

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Looking at my phone like I need to schedule a driving test but I'm scared. But if I do not, then I will not be able to do therapy

>>7360839
Do you have reason to think they will react badly?

>>7360830
It is literally impossible for that girl to be Chara.

>>7360842
>Why do you have breasts Anon?
>Uh I lost some weight

>>7360838
thanks

>>7360823
I think that after tagging along with me in Thailand when I got SRS, my mother has no more fear for me. Was also a big confidence boost for her. Getting around a huge city in a foreign country on her own was a first for her but she managed without me during the week I was completely stuck at the clinic and at the hotel.

ITT: Pretty girls can't be trans.

Haha fuck

>>7360850
tfw u can be trans

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>>7360823
>spray ketchup glob on floor before she comes home
>lay in it when she pulls into the driveway

>>7360850
I would explain but I'm lazy
just lurk moar

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im going to bed to fantasize about a time when everyone will see me as a girl..

night girls~

>>7360850
You'd be surprised how many people think that. When I say I'm trans irl, people assume I mean FtM.

>>7360850
What pretty trans girl have we been claiming to not be trans?

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>>7360831
>can't actually wait to start my E on saturday

I just wanna see what it's like that's all

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>>7360846
it's hard to definitively say no, since chara's photos are all taken at weird angles and make her look like an ayylmao

maybe it's chara's hotter older sister

>>7360859
Lalalilly.

>>7360844
It's a redneck/white trash family. They were vocally hostile when the Caitlyn Jenner thing happened, and they mevee back down from insulting gays.

>>7360846
Is it though?

>>7360856
Night sertii
How was the film?

>>7360860
That actually makes me really sad
I dont want to be alone
But it's best for you

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>>7360860
>january
I don't think it will be the silver bullet people praise it as, but anything is better than existing as I am

>>7360830
>>7360846
>>7360824
>>7360805
>>7360802
>>7360798
>>7360795
>>7360791
>>7360787
>>7360786
it's incredibly obvious this isn't her if you've seen her irl

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>>7360858
>CFH thinks she's pretty

>>7360869
>>7360858
I've never seen her. She should prove it.

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>over 2 years hrt
>still will be years before i'm done with electrolysis
>havent been doing voice training because i have to grow my beard out for electrolysis so why even try

k i l l m e b a b y

after being on okcupid for a couple days now
I have come to the conclusion that I am even less of a catch then I thought.

I'm not attractive
I'm not successful

>"so snickers what have you been doing since high school"
>"oh you know, the usual. Go to school, drop out, get a job for a year, quit, go back to school, fail, get sent to a psych ward, get out of psych ward. How about you?"

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rare chara

>>7360862
That picture and the one you posted have completely different facial structures, like your close up of her face proves my point, the cisgirl posted above looks nothing like the girl in this photo.

theres no shota thread on /b/
:sob:

>>7360874
voice training is akin to exercise
you can still be fit without running everywhere all the time
and you can train your voice even though you won't use it all the time

>>7360877
this on the other hand is chara

>>7360877
thanks korra

>>7360875
>Go to school, drop out, get a job for a year, quit, go back to school, fail
iktf

are you okay?

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>>7360873
Oh god, she looks like when John Pinette in drag. Except with worse makeup.

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>>7360869
Delusional hons here have too much confidence

>>7360882
Go make one then.

>>7360877
your hair looks soft , I miss having long hair ;_;

stop bullying

>>7360890
Drink bleach already you toxic bipolar retard

>>7360866
didnt watch it lol, eyes are closing

>>7360887
yeah
I just feel kind of pathetic next to all these people who have a degree and a job or are working on their masters or something

>>7360892
hugg gelgel

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>>7360883
ok i'll start doing it soon

ty anon

>>7360895
Oh okay
night sertii huggo

>>7360891
i did but it died while i got distracted for 5 mins

>>7360875
have you found any qts yet?

when is your first date?

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>>7360893
>bullying

>>7360894
>bipolar
Ok honny :)

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i-ill pass with ffs r-right?!

If I'm not a tranny then why do I want to be on hormones so bad

>>7360906
A G P
G
P

>>7360903
some
I'm not planning to date really yet
but if people want to talk that's cool I guess

>>7360875
Oh I owed you some starter voice training

Ok it's super important that you have a program that tracks your frequency , and you want to practice humming at a steady frequency like 170, 200, 230hz

Then try going from a hum to sounds and then words but like in an even monotone at the tone you're going for


You want to be able to hear 200hz and know when you're hitting it

>>7360905
you pass without FFS though

there isn't anything wrong with your face at all, it's femme as fuck, you just need FFS on your body

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>>7360779
>>7360862
>>7360802
Wtf is going on here

>>7360896
I know what that's like, my brother is super successful and I can't not compare the contrast ;_;

I could have been like him if I wasn't so mentally ill.

anything else going on lately? You don't post as much as you use to.
>>7360897

hugg

>>7360907
>implying I get sexually aroused by anything anymore
Nice one anon

>>7360914
>you just need FFS on your body
to bad thats not a thing

>>7360911
do you have a program to reccomdnd

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>>7360904
>You calling anyone else a hon
>this is you AFTER ffs
L O L

>>7360920
If you have an android phone voice pitch analyzer

>>7360916
just trying to form healthy habits
haven't been very successful yet

>>7360915
chara, is that your hotter older sister in that pic

>>7360915
Please settle this and tell the thread that >>7360779
isn't a picture of you.

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>>7360920
Posting a bad pic of me doesn't help your case :)

>>7360923
I don't :c

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>>7360928
nope

>>7360929
Obviously not me lol

>>7360930
Why is your chin so square after facial """""""""feminization""""""""" surgery

Will I turn into a cunt when I transition? I ask because you're all pretty unpleasant.

>>7360930
Oops was for >>7360922

>>7360937
That's entirely up to you

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>>7360937
yes

>>7360937
one of us
i dunno i think i was a worse person before hrt, mostly due to alot of selfhatered i think

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>tfw got gendered female right as I was leaving work
A coworker that doesn't really know me came in with a friend of hers and the friend referred to me as "her"
Yay I pass to teenage girls that I used to think could see right through me!

>>7360937
Yes thats what estrogen does to you

>>7360936
Because Spiegel is a war criminal

>>7360925
maybe you could start doing moisturizing like I do, It's a good habit I learned.

>>7360934
Right, you look like a typical tranny

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>>7360936
It isn't really square

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>>7360947
totes ^=^

>>7360932
some iphone app then?

>not owning an iphone or android phone in current year
How do you live exactly

Why is everyone looking at me today, literally every step I take, I have eyes on me, my legs, turn around theiyre looking at my butt

This is literally hell


>>7360941
Hah you look like a girl faggot

>>7360951
>pigtails
A G P

>>7360954
>Why is everyone looking at me today, literally every step I take, I have eyes on me, my legs, turn around theiyre looking at my butt
you're just paranoid

happens to a lot of people who come back from 'nam

>>7360953
iphone

>>7360955
C I S

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>>7360953
I don't have a phone because I'm a shut-in neet

>>7360957
Y..eah that's why it's only men, and women are looking through me like I don't exist

>>7360943
They can see through you, they were just being polite. You don't pass at all.

>>7360966
Chaser opinions

>>7360943
good, now infiltrate their colony and learn their secrets

>>7360934
Hey Chara, post feet to prove you're cis

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Pol here

I hate you

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>>7360970
only if you post cock ^=^

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>go to bed
>start thinking of bf
>get really horny
fugg this has been happening for like a week now
>>7360975
love you

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>>7360975
Anyone can be a girl online. Don't be so sad.

>>7360978
*hugg

>>7360975
Want some estrogen? :3

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Tfw bully anon gives up on you

>tfw gf isn't here
I can't wait for my exchange semester

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>>7360977
Kill me

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>>7360982
I'm scared, everything is bad and now it's worse

see>>7360785

>>7360976
That'll get me b& though and I won't get to shitpost here anymore

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>>7360990
ow that really sucks
hugg

>>7360990
was the next "appointment" today or in X months?

I want to be a girl

>>7360990
self-med senpai

a lot of people have to do it at first

>>7360995
I messaged him online, next appointment is far away, he gave me a one line response
>>7360994
hugg
>>7361001
no resources too

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>>7360993
First they stop shitposting, and then they start the hormones.

>>7361009
>no resources too
get a job, and then spend all your money on mones, anime figurines and shotgun mics

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>>7360993
I want someone to put cock in me :(

>>7361016
Buy a large dog.

Have you never wondered why so many attractive single women in their 20s own large dogs?

>>7361016
You're very desperate.

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I quit being a girl , I didn't sign up for this shit

>>7360847
just say you did steroids and got gyno.

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>Tfw new hoodie arrived and merino wool is awesome
>>7361021
I wanna wear that
>tfw got really jealous of a cis girl's outfit today
Payday. Soon.

>>7361015
I don't think I'm stable enough, I cry from hearing my own voice

maybe I could sell some figs to do it but it sounds scary

>>7361009
he probably means with your blood work would be my guess
how long have you been on the aa's?

I understand how you are feeling, it was a long process for me as well.
Id say be patient if you want to be as safe as possible
however there is always self medding if you really can't wait, it's alittle more risky tho since there isn't a doctor monitoring that stuff.
it also could lead to them putting you on official medication sooner as they'd rather that then you self med

It's up to you tho

>Recent studies have indicated that hormone therapy in transgender women may reduce brain volume toward female proportions.
DROPPED

I quit transition so I don't become a hon like grace, Korra and Faye

>>7361027
I'm weirdly the best dressed girl I've seen all day today.

Wait I mean boy
Or girl

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>>7361035
You can't be this little and not pass anon

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>>7361034
you now you wanna be a bimbo anon

>>7361016
ill do it.

>faye spends her entire days shopping for girly clothes, painting her nails and taking selfies
is she living the susan's dream?

>>7361032
I've been on them about a week, should see any side effects by then since they were worried about blood pressure, what makes me upset is he can't even give me a minute to write a real response. I'm just really scared nowadays, I'm getting more unstable by the day, crying more and more often.

>>7361039
Yass queen
>>7361048
She's living my dream at least

>>7361049
You would only see the worst allergy-like reactions in the first week. Calm the fuck down.

>>7361045
>you now you
so its true

>>7361048
Or maybe just maybe, I'm a basic white rich bitch

>>7361055
the side effects they were worried about would have happened by now, I have access to someone who knows this stuff

>>7361060
faye
does the materialism make up for living an unfulfilling career? im not asking that to be offensive, I just want to believe being a poorfag has some sort of benefit

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>>7361045
>tfw you're an incompetent woman in a mans world

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>>7361034
So that's why I'm dumb(er).

>>7361049
yeah
at the least I think they prefer a month to see how it pays out
be patient, ee-ee
and take solace in the fact that at the very least your testosterone is dropping
everything will be fine, they aren't trying to trick you they are just doing there job
*hugg

>>7361062
Your someone is full of shit then. I have a friend who had hives show up after about four weeks. My blood pressure took well over a month to hit a low on spiro.

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>>7360757
3d bear baby is superior

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>>7361065
>tfw you're an incompetent man in a man's world

>>7361063
I did everything I wanted in the military, I tried to go to officer school, they said I was to valuable and couldn't afford to have me leave, so I filled disability for the crippling injuries I was dealing with


But yes figuring out how to legitimize myself as a woman is fulfilling

AnnaXAmy OTP

death to america desu

>>7361075
No thanks I have a qt gf that I love

redpill me on renren

>>7361082
don't tell anyone but renren is lauren

>>7361072
>vlcsnap
>V L C

>>7361075
>not LissyXAlice
>not SertiiXMaeve
>not SnickerdoodleXEvangeline

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>>7361075
But I need to repress.

>>7361089
who do you ship renren/lauren with

>>7361069
I'm just not doing well at all, I feel so alone everyday and I don't trust the guy

>>7361091
>>7361091
So do I.
I have to be a good boyfriend for trashy

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>14 months HRT
>wear exclusively female clothing and full makeup outside of the house
>try not to speak unless it's 100% necessary because fucked voice
>try to work on posture etc. at all times
>live in a progressive city with 12 different trans support groups there's so many LGBT people here
>still haven't been gendered female ONCE irl, not eve a pity-pass
RIP me lol

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>>7361075
Gracexeveryone is the best desu

>>7361094
everything will work out <3

>>7361070
I trust her, she has experience with med stuff, she can name every bone in the body too.

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>>7361072
That is definitely far worse desu, people will still fuck me- a lot of men even expect you to be incompetent. But no ones gonna fuck you :/

>>7361099
also lmao @ my wonky knees but that's just hypotonia, not being a hon

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Who here strong manly jaw?

>>7361106
Me

>>7361101
I hope so, I just feel so alone and scared of the future now

how long should I wait before contacting inhouse about not processing my echeck?

last time I got a call from echeck the next day to confirm it, its now been two days and nothing

>>7361093
lauren doesn't have any noteworthy friendships, so unfortunately no one

>>7361112
why didn't you just wire it?

>>7361115
lauren is my friend

>>7361110
you're not alone

>>7361119
I thought you had to go to your bank in person to confirm it if you did that

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>>7361128
nah, you get a little pad like pic, pop in your card it'll give you a code that you put in online

there's more risk if you wire it, but if you're buying from a reputable seller than it should be fine

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>>7361106
Me. You'll see. Mine is much worse.

>tfw will never pass without SRS

>>7361074
>Tfw you're not Faye's Army wife
Life is Dukkha

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>>7361125

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pray for anon

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>>7361145
>Tfw I will never pass without death and being reborn cis.

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>friend shows me male and female skulls
They both have man jaw :/

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I want to live in a world ruled by mtfg

can someone tell me something that can tell pitch on iphone?

my hips hurt

>>7361165
I think the skull on the right has a jaw deformed because using a beard too much, desu.

But I'm not a doctor do I dunno

>>7361168
>apple
anything that measures pitch, so like a guitar tuning app

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>>7361169
>not having boyfriend to massage aching hips while he penetrates you lovingly.
>Tfw

>>7361168
Pitch analysor. It just tells you your pitch though.

>>7361160
>tfw will never get *platonic* cuddles from sass

>>7361166
I want to see this full picture

>>7361182
You can get anything you want from sass, desu.

We just got to find like a way for me to travel to kankerland.

;)

>>7361182
thank god for that

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>>7361184
I want to be force femmed by mtfg trips

>>7361188
T-that wink at the end is pretty lewd Sass
Just pretend to be a refugee or something you've probably got the skin colour for it :^)

>>7361193
cuddles are always good

>>7361181
>>7361174
ok I'll try that

why is progynova more expensive?

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>>7361106
me
i try to hide it with my hair and my scarf tho

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>>7361179
I WILL NEVER LIKE BOYS!!!!

i just came

>>7361209
now eat it

>>7361212
eat what?

>>7361208
>Not liking boys
But they have penis! And precum! And sexual desire every day!

Did I mention they have erect cocks when they're happy to see you?

>>7361200
>Tfw caramel color is the color of refugees.
>The colour of sexy refugees who come to make diversity via their wily passionate ways.
But I don't even know how to Q'uran!

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This is why I don't listen to hons

>>7361209
Do you still want to be a gril?

nim is my friend and she will never like boys

>>7361221
We have a Quran at home since my dad used to be a religion teacher I can teach you :^)
I'll need something in return though

>>7361222
Olivia Wilde = tranny CONFIRMED

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>>7361230
If it weren't for her upper feminine face, she'd be a hon

>>7361228
>We have a Quran at home
NETHERLANDS
YES

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Maybe I better drive a bit more, just to be safe
Good idea right
right

>>7361235
We also have two Bibles, a book with Christian songs, a Torah and a Baghavad Gita :^)

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A
Gee
Pe

boobs

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>>7361247
general thoughts on faye

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I guess I'll try doing pic related for vocal exercises on pitch, I think I got a good range from playing music back in the day

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does my body have a chance to pass /mtfg/?

>>7361253
Chris ur a hottie

>>7361253
>mfw i used to think that jahans was an edgy teenager, but he's actually in his late 20s

he should have just transitioned though - he literally needs testosterone injections because he didn't go through male puberty

I'm scared

chara vs cnt

Is it okay to shave arm hair?
Or will it come back thicker and darker?

I mean its really fucking disgusting to see it on me and so I always try to wear long sleeved jumpers or sweaters to hide it.
But I also don't want to make the situation worse.

>>7361265
>>7361259
>tfw got my autistic fat gyno men mixed up
FUCK
Jesus I am fucking useless

>>7361228
What do you want in return desu?

>>7361268
trip off and then trip back on, lauren

>>7361089
I can't pick my own ship, that's cheating.

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>>7361271
>Or will it come back thicker and darker?

myth. shaving doesnt make anyones hair thicker longterm

>>7361277
Hmm?
I'm just Anna

>>7361275
c u d l e
or drugs drugs are good too

>>7361265
he shouldn't have gotten the T injections, he should have gone the other route and became a QT trap with huge knockers

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>in bed
>hug pillow
>arm slips
>keep hitting tits

>>7361280
idk I shaved my nosehair once and it definitely got worse after that
I'm not joking, it was a horrible decision

Mom working late
me and dad had to make dinner

I hope it turned out ok

>>7361286
>idk I shaved my nosehair once
are you a 74 year old armenian man or something

>>7361291
no thats what so tragic
I really screwed the pooch

>tfw out of drugs and sad until the come
>>7361293
even back then i was the outlier in that tier.
being next to grills that are actually bretty gud makes me feel worse..

>>7361293
Top qts:
>Phienchen
>Smiles

>>7361293
faye's face literally looks like a different human being in every photo I have seen

nim

how do I into straighteners
I know I'll end up burning my hair off

>>7361293
>Tfw no Sass
It's like anon doesn't know who I am.

>>7361310
who?

>>7361285
>driving in car
>every time you turn the wheel you hit your tits

what is /mtfg/ listening to rn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79_ehE6NQY
also: http://www.strawpoll.me/11815925
http://www.strawpoll.me/11815925
>>7361308
don't get a cheap one, get some protectant.
do it dry.

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>>7361293
>all those boyhons in the "cis tier"
>faye the anglemaster being anything other but close tier
>elanna the rugged slavic thug being anything other than close tier
nope, my dude

>>7361293
Even though I don't ever trip I still find these things useful to judge where in the rankings I would stand and therefore if I pass or not.
Thanks for making them anon.

>>7361315
chara is a 16 year old cis girl lmao

>>7361313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWxsc_d9j4

>>7361315
>still in the wrong spot
onion discarded

>major acid reflux attack two weeks ago that gave me leukoplakia
>since then I've not been able to use my higher register at ALL
>can't drink without coughing and spluttering
I hate this, it takes fucking months to heal
hypotonia is a crock of cheesy cunts

i'm gonna forget a lot still srry.

>>7361319
>girl
lmao

she's a fat round-faced boy, hugboxer

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My arms have gotten hairy
I didnt notice becuse the hairs are so thin and translucent
Guess im shaving them tommorow

>>7361315
There are several people there that you've never seen an un photoshopped photo of

Source: I actually hang out with trips monthly

>>7361325
sounds proper shite

>>7361331
a lot of cis girls have that too desu

I've seen like 2-3 different alices on tier lists and none of them are me.

Tranny meme life.

>>7361321
Some of those pics are over a year old.
Tbh, Chara should be at the top since she is CIS and can birth babbies.
Weeewwwwww

>>7361311
>Not knowing who Sass is
O M G
I can't believe it's been 4 years since I made Moot give us /lgbt/ and you still have no Idea who I am?

I mean, I provide this community with
-top quality shitpost
-stale dependable memes
-undecipherable advise
-Salty SJW rants
-lewd sexy flirts and stories
-Sassy© combacks and retorts

But somehow this isn't enough for (you)s! And the worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in strawpoll because democracy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

>>7361312
>Not having a chauffeur that doubles as fuckboy
This could be you Faye :)

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Daily reminder

good night, to all you trips and anons ~~ <3

>>7361315
the i don't like chara and smiles so i'm going to rate them extremely low tier list

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Soup ?
Tell me n8 n8 story

>>7361342
Not the actual cis girl?

im never on any tierlists uwu

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>>7361315
>red
>pass
hmmm

>>7361342
>hon
>me
I wish

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>>7361332
>Source: My twentyhead

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>>7361344
Damn I was uggo
>>7361349
Umm
This is my current dysphoria pic

>>7361344
phienchen is at the fuckin bottom that tier list is ridiculous.

Chara shouldn't even be on tier lists really.

>>7361329
you sure you aren't thinking of me?
>>7361339
i know, but even if i upd8'd my pic, i'd be hon status.
>>7361342
i'm right but most others arewrong

>>7361354
does chara even post here anymore?

>>7361337
Yea i guess but i atleast wanna get rid of it before meeting bf

>>7361357
most dolphin-itively, yes

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>sitting in full waiting room
>endochronology
>mr. deadname
>ugh
>me.deadname
>stand up start walking to her
>she doesn't look at me
>mr.deadname
>hi!
>mr..
>she looks at chart
>deadname?

>>7361356
Youre qt bb.

>>7361302
there's a reason why they call her the mistress of angles

>>7361361
H U G B O X

>>7361361
not irl desu.
angles and meme magicks

Tomorrow around this time I will be high as fuck awoo

>>7361363
I was thinking there might be multiple faye's or something

>>7361366
>Hugboxing valqs preferences
>>7361360
Your own fault tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94

>>7361352
I would dom a Red :3

>>7361352
is red pregnant here

>>7361357
occasionally but not as often as she used to.

>>7361368
WHY TF ISN"T THE COURIER HERE YET REEEEE
I NED TO DO LABTESTS

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I miss the old chara

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>>7361360
hmm rlly makes (You) think

>>7361367
Same
Yay 4chanfantasyworld

>>7361375
What you gettin delivered senpai

>>7361352
Damn
Red got fat

>>7361376
i still don't understand the fuckin chara defence brigade. chara is an awful person who deserves everything she gets.

>>7361373
no, that's just "her" ribcage

>>7361375
am I the only one not cool enough to get fun compounds mailed to me :(

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Mfw a hon tells me it's impossible for anyone to have a round jawline without photoshop

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>>7361369
nah, she just picked up a few tricks in the army, going camo and stuff

there's also a rumour that she made a pact with the devil and no longer has to obey euclidean geometry

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>>7361351
>tell one trans girl she molested you
>deal with her craziness for the rest of your life

Meh

>>7361373
>>7361382
>>7361387
Red is a fucking cardiojunkie beanpole?
Forced perspective m8s
>>7361372
She's pcool