/mtfg/ - trans girl general

Could someone post a new discord link? The other one has expired

Why do transbianfriends hate cis males so much pls

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i brought a jar of olives up to my room, but i can't get it open

i've been trying for 5 minutes and now my hand is really sore

>>7346082
>discord

>>7346082
https://discord.gg/qQyfXCA
This one?

>>7346083
better question: why do people who hate cis males tend to be transbians?

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Sass has become aware and sees everything

will anything in my life ever be sweeter than trump's victory?

please god let me hit that level of euphoria again
I would imagine falling in love will surpass it?

>>7346049
I was ripped af when I started hrt, like people would comment when I took my shirt off ripped

didn't stop anything ^_^

>>7346084
oh fuck anon iktf

>>7346092
it's easier to recognize the evil when it isn't packaged in an attractive body, of course

>>7346094
>I would imagine falling in love will surpass it?
I really doubt it

>>7346090
Yup thx!

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>>>/LGBT/7345992

Of course little sis

>>7346094
Doubt it although, the 20th will be glorious.
I honestly just want to skip all this holiday crap and go straight for the real good shit.

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>>7346092

>>7346108
I suck at life

is HRT going to make me even physically weaker because the idea of becoming an even bigger wimp is kind of amusing to me.

>>7346084
My sister commented by hands have gotten narrower and I think they smoothed out a tiny bit.
But I don't think my hands have gotten any weaker yet.

My arms definitely suck now though. I used to be able to carry the big trash can at work when it was full even on the heaviest days. Now I can only do that like 25% of the time. I'm a weak girl now.

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>>7346113
>>7346100
personally on Jan 20th I hope he transitions from twitter to this service

>>7346122
oh yay your posting issues went away?

>>7346116
me too
>>7346121
I heard it can cause that

>>7346112
>put a spoon under the lid and twist so you can break the vacuum and get it open
hey, that worked

although unfortunately, now i'm covered in olive juice

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>>7346084
>Tfw buy olives in a can
:3

>>7346084
I use a strap wrench.
Also you can tap the edge of the lid with the back of a table knife blade. That may break the seal. I haven't used that method in ages. Tap to hard and the glass may break.

>>7346094
I don't know if I'd call it sweet, but that eventual realisation that you've been conned could be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAgbn3GZ3js

Tfw can open any jar and beat up any guy cuz I'm fucking shredded

>>7346135
oh for sure baby :^)

>>7346124
>tfw you will never again spend hours watching those votes
>tfw you will never again see Pennsylvania go red that night
>tfw you will never again see that announcement live
I was in complete disbelief for days that it really happened, still got to remind myself sometimes that we won, we really won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

>>7346124
wow here was I thinking there was a chance he wasn't going to be the most unpopular head of state in human history

>>7346122
fudge off sheen, chrimbus is two days at most, I'm talking about having to go to shit ass NY and spend time with the jews until NYD.

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Should I make eggs and toast for breakfast or should I just make toast.

>>7345607

can you explain the first part of this .gif to me please

>>7346140
Do you do it for the lulz or because of repression?

>>7346121
I hear a lot of the time you end up weaker than a cis girl, everything else being equal. Wouldn't be an awful idea to buy small weights.

my friend is still missing from the Oakland Fire :( i think it's safe to say that she's probably dead if no one can find her now

Only 9 confirmed dead but Alameda County Coroner is expecting ~40 total dead in the coming days

>>7346131
you'll pay for this, sass

green olives are objectively inferior to black olives anyway

>>7346146
How about just eggs? All dat yummy nutrition condensed into a shell... skip the toast unless it's fresh as fuck.

>>7346146
Eggs and toast sounds yummier.

>>7346142
I was seriously listening to that as I sent my original post

>>7346143
I hope he abuses it to the point mass suicides happen

>>7346155
I want the toast part too.

>>7346156
ya, it just takes longer.

>>7346124
Imagine Trump using the emergency broadcast system instead of twitter.

>Horrible mechanical screech
>We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a message from the president of the United States over the emergency broadcast system.
>Rosie O' Donell is a fat pig. She needs to hide from the cameras because of how pig-like she is. Sad!

>>7346157
>mass suicides
from getting text messages?
I think it'll be more like mass people-thinking-he's-a-cunt

>>7346152
Agreed, last year I spent kurisimas with the in-laws and it was a swell time, short and sweet. but this year I must dine in hell and receive 8 crappy gifts. I'm hoping they give me wool socks at least.

>>7346162

You should make an egg in the basket.

when you miss the thread

>when im digging through archives to help someone find it but i just made myself super fucking sad and now im crying
so
how are ya doing

>>7346168
aw fuck yeah, tha's a good one there innit

get dat eggy inna breddy bitch

>>7346146
why don't you just have coffee like a normal person, emily

>>7346116
not as badly as me...

>>7346169
crying again, pizza soon though

>>7346154
>Black olives best
I agree! Post pics so I can be jelly!

it's ok to eat a can of olives and drink it's juice because of spiro, right?
This is perfectly normal behavior for a trans girl, right?

Olive juice on the rocks with a lime wedge. Yummy

>>7346153
oh jeez Rachel, I'm so sorry :s

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is white and gold a trutrans MAGA hat?

I feel like its quite elegant, sometimes I do wish I had got the classic red and white so it could be recognized at a distance
but variety is the spice of life

>>7346178
lmao me and a gf would chug pickle juice together ahaha

>>7346182
that's blue and black though

>>7346178
wait you're on spiro? i thought it was just the US where cypro was b&

>>7346182
The /mtfg/ uniform is rainbow tighhighs, a mega milk t-shirt and the red MAGA hat.

>>7346176
crying sucks
>>7346182
rlly jealous
i wish i had a navy blue with gold lettering

>>7346182
every redpilled tranny I've seen has the red one
>variety is the spice of life
this is very true

>>7346186
nice throwback

>>7346153
Holy crap! I'm so glad you posted and you're alright. I hope your friend is ok

>>7346170
you're a fucking idiot have you even read the news today? It was a warehouse fire from last night, you're thinking of the Oakland Hills Fire from 1991

>>7346186
lol

>>7346153
that's horrible, rache!
and there is no way to know if she hasn't been recued yet?

>>7346170
we actually have this same issue in argentina.

>>7346154
i'll have to side with you on this matter

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>>7346168
Egg in the basket?

>>7346172
I have no obligations today, so I don't need one.

>>7346182
I want to get a MAGA hat.

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>>7346108

>>7346190
I don't know how to make it stop

>>7346170
while that was in poor taste, lol

>>7346208
it just comes and goes
im so fkn depressed now though
i hate myself lmao

>>7346213
>i hate myself lmao
same

>>7346188
Yeah since i don't have a time estimate for when I'm getting srs or an orchy I think spiro is a safer option. :(

>>7346183
I'll chug pickle juice wit you and let you touch my butte.

>>7346217
>I'll chug pickle juice wit you and let you touch my butte.
Is this a blue board? I forget

>>7346217
aww right, I get you

l-lewd! ;O

Could someone explain to me why James Franco is supposed to be hot?

>>7346219
yes, but text doesn't count :3

>>7346221
idk he's cute, he's no Henry Cavill though

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>>7346164
>Imagine Trump
>Tfw
No thanks, I'm having a good time eating green olives with lime juice

>>7346203
I'll ship you one to AUS if he's still selling them on his website
I bought it 2 weeks before my state's primary, back when everyone was saying he wouldn't be the republican nominee
bretty great

>>7346191
thank you! I went to one rally, I felt I stood out in a good way wearing it

>>7346189
you're a commie

>>7346217
>Yeah since i don't have a time estimate for when I'm getting srs or an orchy I think spiro is a safer option. :(
spiro is better if you're not getting your balls removed in a few yeras? I figured cypro was because it destroys them and you can go on a lower dose. Meanwhile spironolactone has lots of fun metabolic side effects. Is cypro harder on your liver?

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>>7346178
>drinking the brine
absolutely disgusting, besides, the brine is like a third of the jar - green olives taste too strong anyway

i'll post a bad pic, because i don't think you deserve a better one (also my phone may not have a very good camera and i may have eaten all the olives already)

Mreey chrimbas sheen

>hotyville expo

Lol

>>7346213
I just feel so gross all the time and I'm sad hrt is going to be slow to get on a full regime of it

>>7346232
>spironolactone has lots of fun metabolic side effects
Can you elaborate or link some material please?

>somebody who was on 300mg of spiro for just 3 months got early stage hepatitis

heh... heh... endo appointment come faster please ;___;

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>>7346221
Yeah I'm more of a fan of Francisco Franco.

>>7346228
>green olives
Olives taste like shite to me ;-;

>>7346231
Nah, I'll get one myself.

>>7346192
thank you sass, i'm hoping she's just tired and scared somewhere but i don't think that's the case since no one can find her...

>>7346201
there's a google spreadsheet online that keeps track of who's missing and who's confirmed safe. she's still missing...

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can someone please please help me. i feel so ugly today and i need tips on how to pass. about 8 months on hormones and not close to passing. this is me WITH makeup. is it just so bad because i can't do eye makeup? is my chin bad? my eyebrows? i'm trying really hard and for the life of me i can't get my face to look anything feminine. i also don't know why my pictures are upside down so sorry.

>>7346244
strange filename debu

>>7346236
omg anon you made me excuse myself from the counter for a moment eeeee

>>7346219
Pickle juice isn't lewd anon.

>>7346220
I'll like pretend nothing happened ;)

>>7346221
>Inb4 Jewish Hollywood's gay agenda to normalize homosexuality.
Me imagino que para vos Franco es identico a cualquier boludo que ves en la calle.

>>7346244
Side profile

>>7346248
accidentally posted in ftm general, saved and posted here.

>>7346240
you sort of need the virus to get hepatitis

>>7346243
but there can still be some hope then.
that kind of stuff is horrible, I almost lost my dad in a forest fire.

>>7346244
from what we can see, you should be able to pass

>>7346244
you look like an unattractive cis girl to me
eh
try to put more light into your eyes by making yourself alive
>>7346235
:(

>>7346244
You're a qtface, you look fine, just need to straighten/comb your hair a bit me thinks. :o

>>7346244
>not close to passing
pretty much objectively false, as far as your face goes

I'd say you pass already in this photo, but that's just one photo

your eyebrows definitely aren't too masculine, they're too thin

>>7346258
>Make yourself alive
Nobody here knows how to do that

>>7346237
Mostly the potassium meme. Metabolism as in the balance in your blood.
i guess the liver enzymes is a bigger deal.

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>>7346261
Sheen, what will you do on Boxing Day when there's 364 days until the next Christmas?

>>7346164
>Imagine Trump
gets triggered.

>>7346252
>para vos
oh are you from Argentina?
>cualquier boludo que
yes, yes you are. lmao not hating just observing

>>7346252
convenient... what an opportunity...

>>7346256
LMAO fuck I need sleep wowww

I'm thinking of something else then cause it was definitely just the spiro, maybe just cirrhosis or something

>>7346267
yeah i dont know how to either lmao

>>7346275
nnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh

>>7346269
Oh I see, well unless I self-med or luck out and don't need a huge amount of spiro it's goodbye bananas and hello dick.

>>7346252
no se, osea, hay gente muy fea en la calle.
pero no me caería de la silla si lo viera.
Y boludo suena como un adjetivo que me saltaría a la mente inmediatamente en cuanto empezara a hablar en cámara lenta.

>>7346273
No, I'm the argentinina one. But the "voseo" isn't that weird around latin america.
I have no clue what you meant with the second part.

>>7346257
i have not yet passed in public, could possibly be because of my trash voice but its usually before i speak.

>>7346258
>>7346259
thank you, pals.

>>7346264
how do i let them get thick without making it worse? every time i tried to arch them without thinning to this point they looked stupid. and i mean REALLY stupid.

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>>7346203

Yeah, just cut an egg-sized hole in a piece of bread and cook it up.

>>7346274
Oh, yeah, cirrosis is an option I guess.

Do you think if I send very rude memes to Vladimir Putin I can trigger World War 3. I'm sure London is the designated target for at least a dozen nukes in Russian strategic plans for a nuclear war and I think that'd be very exciting for me.

>>7346258
I got bdd really bad, I wish it would just go away, that and I'm super lonely all the time ;_;

>>7346296
no because hillary wasn't elected
unfortunately

There's a poo stuck to the bottom of the toilet

>>7346289
your eyebrows look pretty dope, they seem to go well to compensate your brow.

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>>7346290
I'll just stick with regular eggs on toast, brb.

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>>7346296
Unfortunately, it's doubtful that WWIII will happen in the near future. We'll have to suffer for sometime longer.

>>7346232
Cypro gives you like liver tumors.
I dunno, self med is like russian roulette.
Like Keynes said, in the long run, we are all dead

>>7346233
I love you so much bully anon! I actually like green olives as a snack more because i can drink the brine with lime juice and a splash if worcestershire sauce.
I can't do shite wit black olive brine. But it makes a better tapenade and puttanesca and sandwich topping :3

>>7346241
>Doesn't like salty food
Art thou Transbian, mayhaps?

>>7346243
This is horrible, you must be so worried. Not knowing is really stressful. I hope you do hear from her soon. :(

>>7346153
>trying to get pity points by making bs up about a missing friend from the local tragedy

Typical mtf logic
It's a good chance to get pity right?

>>7346300
thank you. i dont know what i can do to pass in public so i thought maybe they have something to do with it since they shape the face. i dont know. i know my voice needs work but as i said usually i get misgendered before i say a word.

>>7346285
I speak a different form of Spanish but I have some friends from SA and the ones from Argentina all use boludo. Idk much about latin america and I only know vos because of music I listen to that comes from SA or friends that taught me or like... some movies I've seen that were made in Argentina.

>>7346296
There's this really good documentary showing how a realistic nuclear attack on britain would go and how the meassures prepared would result by Peter Watkins called The War Game. It's pretty good, akthough I guess you'd love "La Commune (Paris, 1871)"

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>>7346253
here it is if you still wanted it.

>>7346311
That's good, while usually seen as a single group the differences between countries are pretty big.
Uruguayans use boludo probably more than us.
You're from spain or some weird place I can't think of right now?

>>7346310
Voice is pretty good to make the illusion that you're just a big shouldered girl.

>>7346316
oh, you actually look much better than I though from the side.
addam's apple is sort of an issue I guess, but all around a small one comapred to chin or brow.

>>7346289
Well it's not a huge deal, it's just something I noticed because you mentioned your eyebrows. If you just let them grow out then you could go to a stylist and get something good, then just maintain them indefinitely. as far as doing them yourself, really I'd just let them bulge in the middle at least so they look more natural, and taper off to a point at the tails (ends furthest from the nose), also it seems like you've tweezed the top half of the heads, you should tweeze the bottom half to make the eyebrows look higher up

there's a bunch of guides and diagrams for this stuff also, like how to figure out exactly where they should start and end and stuff

>>7346316
that's def not keeping you from passing

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>tfw this comic is now happening
Oh darn

>>7346307
>Like Keynes said, in the long run, we are all dead
what if science develops the technology that allows us to live indefinitely within our own natural lifetimes

DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, DID YOU SASS

>>7346317
>Uruguayans use boludo probably more than us.
Oh I didn't know that, cool beans.

I'm from the northern Portugal, but my family is from Madrid, learned English super young and just want to keep it going since I live in the states now. I can speak other shit to people face-to-face but I like English online. You get to say some fucking awesome shit.

>>7346318
yeah, its even more of an issue because i have a giant scar going across it from a neck surgery, which makes people look there. i wanna get it shaved down one day.

>>7346322
ahh alright. yeah ill probably go to someone because ive been doing them for years without any help. i find a big problem is not getting them to look high up enough, for me. as in, when my eyebrows grow back in i can just pluck underneath and they basically look the same as now. i think im just ranting, but i really appreciate any help you all can give.

>>7346316
>>7346244
Unless you dress boymode I'd see you as a grill with those eyebrows until you open your mouth and that's when I'd decide what to call you. Could go either way, just start caking on more makeup, mascara would be nice

what is it like to have a big guy pick you up and throw you onto the bed?
just that alone I think would make me orgasm

>>7346328
My written english is more or less okay, but when it comes to speaking it I'm so terribly rusty, it takes me minutes of caveman speech to start being entiligible.
I always loved the vocal range from Portugal, every time I seen a movie with voice over from there it's like porn.

>>7346335
ngl, amazing

>>7346335
It would be extremely painful.

>>7346334
thank you, point taken. i have yet to be successful with eye makeup because of my essential lack of an eyelid, but ill keep trying

>>7346333
ooh yeah, definitely go to a stylist then, but make sure they understand what you want!

>>7346334
>just start caking on more makeup
:^)

>>7346335
it's fun but i have no sex drive right now so when it happens it's just really fun and enjoyable trying to struggle free. there isn't even a chance to escape when he can pin my whole body down with one arm. i usually just go into a giggling fit until he finally lets up

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>>7346335
I had a tall girl pick me up and throw me onto the bed
It was pretty
Satisfying honestly
I have a huge thing for being princess carried now thanks to her
Actually she gave me quite a few things I'm into..

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>>7346335
it would be rape, shitlord

>>7346336
I'm trying very hard to stay in English-mode only so I can powerlevel and get rid of my accent. It gets everyone's attention and I'm just trying to fly under the radar transitioning right now. All my friends are from other places too so it's hard to stick with one accent. One of them got me to start saying y'all and I can't stop, ti's a curse lol
>>7346338
U U
U U

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>>7346345
c u t e

>>7346340
i will :) nice to meet you all btw. im katie. maybe ill post here if i make progress.

>>7346344
>ywn make grace feel like a princess

>>7346339
I have semi-hooded eyes and ptosis on the right eye, mascara works better for me to pass with and some eyeliner instead of doing all the eyeshadow stuff. Go to sephora or a mac store and have them do your makeup!

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>>7346345
not a transbian but this is much cuter... okay, Grace posted my pic >>7346347

>>7346346
when you're not using your original language you start picking up modisms and stuff really fast.

>>7346345
it would only be rape if I didn't LOVE IT

I just want to sit on a guys lap and bite his neck
or have me beneath him while he feels my chest...

...I hope that isn't gay, I don't want to be like gay or something

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>>7346352
i-it's not hard, you should try it..

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>>7346354
I'm a madwoman that'll post the other one too

>>7346353
THANK YOU i could never find the name for people with the same problem. i guess its obvious now. hooded eyes. i have a friend who works at mac, gonna have her show me some things.

>look at pictures of me from six years ago
>i have basically not aged at all
is this normal

>>7346244
why the long face hon?

youll be alright. far better than most trips here

Tfw your awesome friend walks you home but spends the whole time talking about how he can't believe you don't like ru pauls drag race

>>7346358
I'd read those mangas

>>7346360
>>7346353
you guys know asians pay a ton of money to get those, right? be thankful.

>>7346361
iktf, maybe we will live forever, fueled by suffering

>>7346361
Maybe I hardly changed from 14-19 other than getting taller and other shitty man changes, my shit got fucked up after that though

>>7346361
how old are you?

>>7346366
>I'd read those mangas
Same, I really wish one existed, it's a super cute concept

>>7346358
why are these turning me on??!?

>>7346357
idk, i'd love to just pick you up and throw you on your bed and touch you and turn you red as tomato, it's a shame you live far away

>>7346360
ayy no problem, there's some stuff out there for doing eye makeup for our type eyes. Hope your friend can hook you up!
>>7346366
What mostly I see, they try to get double-eyelids by surgery or tape not getting fat injected above their monolids to replicate a hood

>>7346364
would feel better if even 1 out of 4 times in public i wasnt called "man" :^(

>>7346371
7 y/o

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>>7346365
That's very gentlemanly of him.

Should have invited him back inside for "coffee".

>>7346256
What? What haooened to your dad?

>>7346273
We have our little latina club here, we havw an argentinian, a chilean and me, who's from Guatemala.

Do you want in the club or what?

>>7346274
I like quid :3

>>7346285
>Gente fea en Argentina.
Te invito a que vengas a pasear a mi pais para que veas gente fea, niña.

>>7346327
>Implying living forever will be available to the common folk
I bet there'll be some awesome marketing campaign where you'll be made to feel better dying and part of something big so your dna can regenerate Koch and Trump and all the masters of the universe.

>>7346371
26.

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>>7346373
>why are these turning me on??!?
Age difference and the dedication of the younger girl maybe?
>idk, i'd love to just pick you up and throw you on your bed and touch you and turn you red as tomato, it's a shame you live far away
H-hey what the heck Rachel, I'm ticklish touching me isn't cool!!!

>>7346381
Los chilenos somos el pueblo mas feo de america latina.

>>7346361
how often are you out in the sun?

>>7346380
Well he's gay. But I do look like a man

>>7346316
Dude,
You have a Cis face structure

>>7346372
you know how manga is, it has to exist.
I'd put money on the table to lilicious having translated at least 2.

>>7346375
I'm sure there are variants like with srs

>>7346365
that's not super nice...

>>7346381
hay gente fea en todas partes.
yo vivo en una ciudad universitaria así que aunquesea hay uan dominancia de jovenes, pero tampoco es una locura.

Well, my dad was okay, his house didn't burn so that was a plus. Just a very awful week not knowing what was going to happen.

>>7346386
He conocido chilens y chilenas bastante pasables.
En Mendoza todos se veía como chilenos tho

Question:

Has anyone here ever touched themselves to the thought of me?

how easy is it to procure meds in the uk?
not asking for sources, just, how many pharmacies ask for prescriptions?

>>7346405
i touch myself to the thought of me, does that count?

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#notagirl

>>7346405
if I'm on /mtfg/ I'm touching myself
so yes

>>7346405
i guess you would need to fayepost a bit more to get that.

>>7346405
Does slowly grinding on a pillow absent mindedly count

>>7346410
that giant iphone 7 plus looks tiny in your giant man hands

>>7346416
I wish I had curly hair like that ;__;

is this the meme to replace that I'm merc?

>>7346416
this is from like 4 years ago when i first started hormones, how do you still have that?

>>7346419
Was just about to say the same thing kek

>>7346397
i thought so too, i just wanna pass idk. thought maybe that was it.

>>7346419
>what is perspective
>>7346420
Omg you have velous hairs that show up in neon white lighting how dare you

>>7346416
that person looks pretty great, i would be lying to say I'm not a bit jealous

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>>7346401
>you know how manga is, it has to exist.
>I'd put money on the table to lilicious having translated at least 2.
I cant find other examples of it
>>7346405
Has anyone ever touched themselves to me!?

>>7346405

No, would you like me to?

>>7346436
guilty

>>7346436
here you go, you have 24 pages to check
http://dynasty-scans.com/tags/age_gap
I'm not doing it myself because I opened 2 and I liked the style too much and I really don't need to be keeping more shit on-hold.

>>7346350
nice to meet you too! gl with stylist :3 see you around

>>7346436
>Has anyone ever touched themselves to me!?
guilty as charged, sorry grace

>>7346445
did you see the note of apology she sent? it was the worst apology I've ever read.

>>7346440
Eww

Question:
Has anyone here ever touched themselves to the thought of trannies being turned into official sex slaves that can't do anything but lower themsleves to pleasing any chaser that wants them having prideful trips being used by shitty chasers also from this thread?

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>C'mon marge, maybe I'm not getting enough *reads label* estrogen

>>7346452
>>7346405
yes, currently

>>7346452
of course

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>>7346440
>>7346447
J-jeez
Maybe I should post more naughty pics huh
>>7346442
>24 pages
aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>7346401
Well he is super nice so it's ok

>>7346405
Someone has to have

>>7346416
Ok Yeah someone has clearly

>>7346381
I like sass :33

>>7346456
haha nice

>>7346452
I'm not allowed to touch myself o_o
>>7346455
Ewwe
>>7346456
>Me

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>>7346461
consider that it's like 15 options per page and they count each chapter individually.
you also have pics like this one.

>>7346455
im sorry for ur lots

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so brave

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>>7346470
Oh my god this is the bestttttttttttttt

>>7346461
>Maybe I should post more naughty pics huh
yes, of course

i have too many cute graces and not enough lewd graces (although i have noticed that over the months, the latter have become more common)

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>tfw finals next week so stuck home on a Saturday night
;_; at least I have her...

>>7346470
OMG cute

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>>7346475
or this one
seriously, dynasty scans has too much yuri.

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>>7346476
>(although i have noticed that over the months, the latter have become more common)
Because I've begun to realize I'm hot and I've grown looser with showing it off because my ideals were unrealistic puritan level shit, and I enjoy the attention I get when I post them.
Post Grace collection

>>7346424
lmao I still have it from when you first posted it

I did touch myself to it so.. awkward

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>>7346477
>Tfw I'm a sammich

>>7346475
grace you told me you weren't a lesbian!!

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>>7346484
Fuck I need to look through these it's too good

>>7346477
really cute kitty honestly

>>7346474
lana passes tho

wonder if they knew the other one was trans (too)

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>>7346493
I prefer men but yuri is really nice..

Who here has touched me while thinking of themselves?

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>>7346491
lewd!

>>7346494
>>7346498
It's easy to love yuri when you're straight.

>>7346500
sorry, I couldn't help myself, you were like right there

>>7346445
Listen I get it, I've been here a while, I've seen all the insecure repressing men and body insecure trannies, I was one, I've been comparing myself to cis women a long time, my hands are smaller then cis girls my size and you being insane doesn't change that.

>>7346500
I'd boop your nose

>>7346503
I feel like this post is you being a shitlord

>>7346496
twins are pretty much clones, so it shouldn't had been a surprise.

>>7346500
I-I'm sorry, the bills were pilling up and I couldn't really take my mind off that stuff...

>>7346509
oops not sheen!
I made an oopsident

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>>7346503
>tfw nobody to adopt me

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>>7346509
please explain.
it's a real possibility but I don't see what gave you that idea.

>>7346507
Does this mean the giant articulate chunks of bone and scar tissue at the ends of my wrists make me more alpha?
I knew itttt

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>>7346486
>Post Grace collection
no way, not even grace can have my rare graces

i have this friend (well, more like a friend of a friend, i barely know the guy) who thinks you should post more thigh-high pics though, he thinks they're kinda cool

>>7346500
obviously!

>>7346503
THEY DID IT TO MEEE

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>>7346517
Shut uppppppp I'm not straight, I prefer guys but if the right girl comes along..
>>7346519
>43
Oh boy
>i have this friend (well, more like a friend of a friend, i barely know the guy) who thinks you should post more thigh-high pics though, he thinks they're kinda cool
I mean
That used to be my thing
I only ever posted thigh high and leg pics before lol
I have those old pics of me in my camo and rainbow kneesocks
Then before that there was me in a skirt with a rifle
In the past I never took anything of the rest of my body

>>7346517
I need more of this in my life

>>7346491
OH MY GOD THE ORANGE ONE <3
>>7346495
Danke dear :3

>>7346517
again that was not sheen who said that
my perspective on you being a shitlord was you judging the sexuality of others
but I too question why one would transition just to like girls...I understand there is like some intermediate bump between the two (where I am now) but I just want a dick to suck as a pacifier to put me to sleep

>>7346516
>>7346526
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/pure_water_adolescence
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/20_year_old_girl_x_30_year_old_maiden
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/all_you
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/dear_my_teacher
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/miss_sunflower

I have a problem...

>>7346521
but you didn't resist...

>>7346524
I'm more straight than you and I love yuri more than you, it adds up.

>>7346527
They're my only friends.
They only like me for food
FML

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>tfw nobody to listen to me babble on without me feeling like I'm bothering them, and them actually listening to me
>>7346531
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>I'm more straight than you and I love yuri more than you, it adds up.
I mean
idk
i dont know my sexuality right now honestly
it just is a thing

How's my voice? I've been training for six months now.

>>7346529
Oh, I meant yuri as the genre of manga. I can't see how you did a jump from that to the value of transition.
I think I like it so much because I don't need to see women as potential love interests so reality doesn't get in the way of how cute it is.

Also, I'm sure sheen would never say shitlord, don't worry.

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I accidentally the alcohol, wat do?

>>7346531
......
Maybe I like it
Stop judging

>>7346539
sounds good

Getting my nails done next week ^_^

it's not like it sounds, they're infected
the doctor is going to rip them out, cure the cuticle and bandage them
going to take 6 months to regrow
oh well

>>7346539
Great

>>7346539
great!

>>7346538
I mean, I doubt you have lililicious' RSS set to auto to download everything they translate. There is no competition to be had in that regard.
But on the field of your love life, you know, do whatever makes you happy.

>>7346543
I'm not judging, I'm saying it's lewd. That's not a bad thing.

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>>7346537
Me too haha mine are my best friends~

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>>7346429

>>7346527
are you doing well tho?

>>7346544
>>7346546
>>7346550
SO MUCH HUGGBOXING!
IT'S BEEN PROVEN!

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>>7346524
i probably wasn't lurking this general back then, i've only been in here for a few months

>I have those old pics of me in my camo and rainbow kneesocks
>Then before that there was me in a skirt with a rifle
that sounds pretty lewd and i don't personally condone it, but my friend's brother does

post classic grace

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>>7346076
>tfw perma bed hair

>>7346555
Yes just tired from the gym, how about you? And nice trips

>>7346550
But I'm pure!
>>7346551
..my only friends.
Only.
I'm rlly lonely
>>7346554
Mlady won't let me
Also not allowed to be nude on the interwebs.
My undie profile & shower pics are about as far as I'm allowed.
Basically, anything allowed in a magazine teenage girls can buy

>>7346544
My bad :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FvOty80rIx

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>>7346562
https://unsee
.cc/gopadumi/
These are so old now lol
>i probably wasn't lurking this general back then, i've only been in here for a few months
wew
why are you lurking?
>>7346550
>I mean, I doubt you have lililicious' RSS set to auto to download everything they translate. There is no competition to be had in that regard.
I do not!

>>7346566
ayy got the trips
im sleepy
im bored too
wish i had friends irl like
abundant at least

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>>7346484
>haven't seen my niece since she was 10
>she's now 16 and beautiful
>start feeling nervous around her

>>7346573
>flecktarn
Good taste.

>>7346577
Soon we will be rl friends! :3

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>>7346583
Thanks. I have a set of tropentarn arriving on Monday as well.

>>7346586
fuck, now I have to listen to flock of seagulls

>>7346518
They had half off naked pallets at ulta so my gf is updating my pallets for xmas

>>7346586
>tfw can recite this whole scene.

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>>7346573
>https://unsee
>.cc/gopadumi/
there really is something magical about high-length socks

>why are you lurking?
oh, i just come here for the conversation

>>7346582
>Niece and nephew (5&7) call me and mlady 'aunt-(name)'
>Sister refers to me as her sister
>Those poor kids have no idea I'm a tranny
At least they live in sf
They're gonna grow up to be brats tho.
Fucking brother in law...38 y/o neet living off my sister.
Grrr

>>7346594
I know
Get the smokey one... It'll be a nice one for your eyes/hair.

I'm getting a sewing machine and a new bra.
Lol

>>7346589
yeah soon!!!
><

>>7346590
You'll give us some pics of you in it, right?

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>>7346599
>there really is something magical about high-length socks
Isn't there?
Though I'm not sure what I want to do next for lewd pics. I have fun taking them but I probably shouldn't show off too many. I don't want to upset any future partners. Though, I think with the exception of one of my butt pics, what I've showed off has been relatively tame and okay. Stuff you'd see on a beach yknow.
>oh, i just come here for the conversation
Riiiiiiiiight.
>>7346609
What kind of attentionwhore would I be if I didn't?

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>>7346577
>wish i had friends irl

>>7346611
Clean your room and get a job.

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>>7346614
Oooh, still salty eh? You know, at your age all this anger can't be good for you.

>>7346611
I'm glad you took my advice to put the mask also over your nose to heat.
Also, cropping isn't cleaning, clean your room.

>>7346606
Hopefully I'll be back to to my normal weight by then so I can get clothes at the mall!

>You want them to notice
>The ragged ends of your summer dress
>You want them to see you
>Like they see any other girl
>They just see a faggot

>>7346615
Why do you keep posting pics from my Instagram?

>>7346616
The only thing I'm salty about is your lack of roughness to your skin from mooching off your parents, never cleaning, and never leaving the house.
I'm married to my best friend and own equity?
I have irl boys n girls being irl lewd to me.
What's to be salty about?

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>>7346618
>I'm glad you took my advice to put the mask also over your nose to heat.
I'm pretty receptive to feedback, always looking to improve.
>Also, cropping isn't cleaning, clean your room.
Okay I'm working on it SHUT UP MOM BRING ME MORE TENDIES

>>7346613
its a feel
>>7346619
now im not saying
that it wouldnt be bad if you werent at your 'normal weight'
but i wont be like
ew wtf this person isnt at her normal wait uwahh
but trying on clothes is a thing huh
>>7346623
creepy stalker type
prolly the same guy that got into my email
or gal
idunno

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>>7346624
Sounds like you're desperately trying to find reasons to feel better than me and prove it to yourself. Probably a coping mechanism for your jealousy.
Fwiw I do have a job and do lewd things irl and yeah you really don't got shit on me senpai.

>>7346623
Creeeeeps

>>7346623
people who aren't used to interact in social media outside of 4chan think that that's borderline doxxing you.

>>7346624
>The only thing I'm salty about is your lack of roughness to your skin from mooching off your parents
Oh and another thing, it IS possible to have a job and have nice skin, you sillybutt.

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>>7346611
You still look like a dude.

>>7346629
>I live with&mooch off my parents
>No, I won't clean the room I went through puberty in
>I-i have SECKS.


I just told you to get a job and clean your room.
>Where's the salt in that?

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ah yes. There it is.
The soul wrenching fear

>>7346635
jeezus kreist

>>7346604
Yah she got that one, she like later down the law though, I have to use everything every single day now because I've kinda been slacking

>>7346628
>>7346631
>>7346632
I'm not mad just a bit creeped out haha

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Ugh

>>7346633
Not when you work 40 hours a week and live off of the money you earn, alone.
No working cis girl supporting herself or her family has a lack of weathering to her skin.

>>7346611
>Though I'm not sure what I want to do next for lewd pics.
my brother's uncle's nephew's dog's friend says you should post more camo-themed lewds

>Though, I think with the exception of one of my butt pics, what I've showed off has been relatively tame and okay. Stuff you'd see on a beach yknow.
i dunno grace, i feel as if rainbow thigh-highs and a gun would be a little out of place on a beach

>>7346645
What's your ig

>>7346541
Stay away from the rest of the 6 pack.

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>>7346639
Oh.

>>7346637
I'll just make a new one lol it's not like a have a ton of followers anyways.

>>7346644
Damn. Get hitched already

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>>7346635
Coolio
>>7346636
>>7346647
Lol
You can go ahead and be forever butthurt I declined your flirting with me months ago. That's some serious chaser behavior there senpai.
>I just told you to get a job and clean your room.
Ah right that's all you did wait a sec..
>>7346450
Ooooooh right you thought you got away with that. Cute.

>>7346645
rightfully so

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>>7346649
>my brother's uncle's nephew's dog's friend says you should post more camo-themed lewds
/k/ and my airsoft friends would appreciate that.
>i dunno grace, i feel as if rainbow thigh-highs and a gun would be a little out of place on a beach
Yeah but I mean I could wear that to an airsoft field without going to jail or terribly abnormal so

>>7346663
that's a clever picture lol

>>7346665
At least the mods seem to be awake ._. I swear chasers go hard~

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>>7346663
Something doesn't feel right.

The timelines changed...

Alright, you may have memed into taking AAs. But I won't take estrogen next week.

I'm just on a Testosterone break. That's it.
It will come back twice as a powerful.

Yes...that's it...

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>>7346667
the original panel makes much more sense

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>>7346663
that's a pretty good one

>>7346664
Dude.
You don't understand me.
I flirt with Faye, and 2 others, only
I was shitposting you.
I'm not digging into the archive.. but... I guarantee I've replied to buttmad chasers and poltards with the same amount of 'flirting'
Get over yourself.
I think you're gross brobro.
Like seriously.
Go play army and have your mom make you a grilled cheese already.
For fucks sake.
I don't need a Skype accnt or internet chasers to feel good about myself m8.
Why would I want anything to do with somebody who can't even go to the doctor's without mommy's $$.


There's a certain emotional maturity I find attractive.
3 trips have it
You, don't.

Robo tripping is pretty nice