Blessings my children, my name is Father Benedict and during my career i molested several children in the name of the honey lord! If you are a first time molester, ask me anything, i'll help you if i can.
>>7286777
how do I avoid atheist government prison from having sex with little boys when God tells me to do so?
>>7286794
Post your personal information and a confession to the FBI. They'll be sympathetic and lenient, I promise.
>>7286902
no, they won't. and I cannot continue to enact His will if I am imprisoned by heathens
>>7286777
I was going to say you're a homo role-playing, but the Divine numbers prove you are truly guided by the Lord. Non nobis, friend.
I molest priests, father
>>7286777
>tfw no secret priest fb