Bed Hair Edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdft
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
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>>7220619
finna die
firstfor ancaps
>>7221477
>tfw perma bed hair
>you're in your bedroom and this guy slaps your ass
Your reaction?
You MUST reply to this post if you know a trip has or has had a crush on you before AND YOU MUST SAY WHO
>>7221488
>expand
>it's not Henry Cavill
disappointing ngl
I would scream at his non-Cavill ass and throw him the fuck out
>>7221490
everyone knows who's crushed on me tho ://
>>7221490
tfw left out
>>7221485
Same.
>>7221491
Why are trannies all after poor Henry?
xth for tfw ugly fat and unwanted
>>7221482
class soon. So you'll find out if I kept my word in a few hours
>>7221490
ffs it's Lissy
>>7221490
nobody has ever crushed on me for obvious reasons, I just wanted to post this christmas yelling.jpg for seasonal use :)
>>7221501
Is that so? ;)
>>7221490
i'm pretty sure no one in mtfg has ever had a crush on me desu
>>7221501
Thank you sheen.
The diet is working tho
>>7221503
you dated faye and theres probably dozens of others
>>7221510
That's the lowest hanging fruit right there
>>7221506
ive got a bit of a crush on you
>>7221509
there is no way that is you sheen uit trolling me
>>7221509
damn nice progress!!!!
>>7221503
ur dumb
>>7221509
>>7221517
>>7221520
please no bully .__.
I am a bit behind on current cute trip drama. Who are the current crushes going around?
>>7221514
it's not true.
also do u rememebr this pic
>>7221516
Me too :3
>>7221522
ur dumb
>>7221525
well of course i'm crushing on [REDACTED]
>>7221524
:p
>>7221499
I will give you all the headpats if you do it :)
>>7221526
oh my was my identity found out that quickly
>>7221522
how am i dumb!!!!!!!!!!
>>7221526
pookie that picture is still literally my wallpaper lmao
>>7221532
cause ur oblivious
>>7221506
...with which one lol
>>7221537
NO I'M NOT NO ONE HAS EVER HAD A CRUSH ON ME IN MTFG LOL
>>7221501
omg nice sheen ty :D
>>7221540
sounds like you're in denial
>>7221531
I believe so c:
Just checked if you were still on discord ~
silly
>>7221532
LMAO
u have no idea how happy that makes me
never change
cause ur oblivious
>>7221538
hamster
>>7221540
that you know of
>tfw edie crush
>>7221529
>:p
;~;
>>7221548
I have a crush on u edie be my bf plz
>>7221546
sheen does santa know if i've had impure thoughts
desu having no food just makes me wanna break down and cry
i get food in around 7 hours though so
i guess thats nice
>>7221514
after those pics you posted, you should re-asses those words
>>7221551
make me bitch
let me bring u food
;w;
i can be there in like 20 hours np
>>7221554
He probably just has some 1984 tier surveillance everywhere.
>>7221488
D-daddy?
>>7221560
santa watches you play at night
>>7221558
I already did
there were tears
remember?
also
you can bring me food but
we will get food by that time
i get to eat breakfast in about 7 hours !!
i should name this file
Smug8yearoldislawithmakeup.jpg
>>7221554
I'm pretty sure he only knows stuff that you do, not stuff that you think of doing.... yes.
his merit system is entirely based on actions alone I am pretty confident in saying so.
do most ('straight')transwomen accept that they have to take it up the arse without surgery or do they just abstain?
>>7221543
oh, yeah
i promised her I wouldn't abandon our friendship but she misses being gf, I feel kind of bad but not too bad
>>7221566
duh, and same for most lesbos
>>7221562
srry daddy I'll do better next time
>>7221564
I remember very well ~
u need more food, get chubby pls pls pls
hope breakfast is yummy
and yah u shud rename it
>>7221569
but like why aren't you two gf's anymore
is she really in the hospital
I haven't been looking at the threads lately desu
>>7221562
the stuff about who's had a crush on you
>>7221561
>>7221572
because I found out she was 16 mostly lol
And yes, she finally called the police which I'm very proud of her for and he's in jail now, I might visit her in the ward when I get the chance
>>7221574
God she's so handsome
So glad I'm a lesbian and can enjoy this
>>7221574
D-Daddy O_O
>>7221572
well and she disobeyed me, and I don't let bluffs be called nor participate in wishy-washy emotional blackmail
>>7221580
>she disobeyed me
STORY
>>7221578
basic have I mentioned I adore you
>>7221572
i dont wanna get chubby
my physique will be even worse
also, you look pretty when you're tearing up.
i suppose I WILL rename it though
>>7221581
Nope.
I just begged my parents to let me do this
>>7221581
then i'll have to put on a show
>>7221584
She posted dumb shit on mtfg, I told her it was the last straw and she couldn't anymore, next day wake up and she's posting and I'm like what you doing and she's like "disobeying" and i was like "ok bye"
then she made up a story about blackmail and said she never really liked me because her pride was hurt and she felt betrayed, and I was mildly insecure for a few days, and then she came running back or whatever when she realized how dumb she was being lol
>>7221578
these are just the appetizers
>>7221587
Never cross-dressed as a kid, not tru-trans I guess.
>>7221588
Ew.
>>7221591
Lies.
>>7221561
>>7221572
good girls
>>7221573
no one has ever had a crush on me from here as far as i have ever known and that's ok!!!!!
everyone knows i love and lust after men too so it's not surprising
>>7221590
hnng
>>7221594
PURITY
>>7221597
Yuuup
She's gonna have to go back to foster care too if she ever gets out of the ward cause her parents are in big shit for letting this happen I'm pretty sure
>>7221597
no they don't and that's ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7221595
Trust me, you'll have a couple of admirers.
>>7221591
I am pretty sure its literally impossible for a hamster to be a loser.
>>7221604
Because she has a somewhat long face so she can pass for a really lucky tranny, which feeds her ego because she's not just a decently cute cis girl but a trans girl who's incredibly lucky and somehow got those results at 22 and makes everyone jealous of her
and chasers buy more steam games than normal dudes do for plain old cis girls lol
sociopaths, mang
>>7221608
omg that's crazy
thnx for tellin me quid
:3 love ya
>>7221611
npnp! <3
>>7221607
BOYS DON'T LIKE ME THOUGH
I HAVE NO OUTLET FOR IMPURE THOUGHTS
>>7221612
fair enough, sorry, didnt mean to be invasive
AGH I WANT TO BE SOMEONE'S PET HAMSTER GIRL
>>7221604
yeah you are always shy
its adorable
specially the mommy issue stuff c:
i can't play video games cuz my emotions are TILTED cuz HUNGRY
>>7221612
YES I DO AND THAT IS OK !!!!!!!!!!!
>>7221616
leave turnips in cute boys lockers and when they look around all like "wtf" do the eyebrow up and down thing
>>7221621
bucky boo
>>7221623
ok ok but this may only work on turnip fetishists, not sure i can maintain a relationship with someone like that
>>7221624
bucky buck
who /finds guys cute/ here???
>>7221628
most probably
>>7221628
sometimes
>>7221628
of course my dear kit
>>7221628
Not at all I swear
>>7221621
what city do you live in?
surely there has to be one place that delivers something
>>7221641
its 3:24 am.
>>7221642
and there has to be something that delivers at 3:24 am
>>7221642
sucks to suck, we'd deliver
well, if it was Friday or Saturday
nvm I guess
>>7221623
>leave turnips in cute boys lockers and when they look around all like "wtf" do the eyebrow up and down thing
this, but condoms instead of turnips
>>7221636
MODS FJKSDJFLKDS
>>7221642
>living in a """""city""""" that doesn't deliver food at 3:24am
i bet it has less than 5 million people too
>>7221650
its not a city
its suburbs my guy
>>7221626
trust me, I am experienced with exactly zero relationships or sexual experience.
I think I know what I am talking about.
>>7221646
w-wow thats lewd anon
>>7221653
Thanks quid!!!
>>7221636
Omg
>>7221653
How are you hamster trainer?
>>7221656
>>7221662
whew
What do you do when you kinda sorta have a crush on two people?
>>7221659
Decent, depression seems to have legitimately lifted without the help of mania for the first time maybe in my entire life, I'm not "lazy" anymore and I don't have to force myself through my responsibilities
Just finished a bunch of detail kitchen cleaning and now I'm getting the basement into ship shape, food storage is spic and span but the office is kiiiiiind of a huge mess of a disaster >=>
>>7221656
np I always want to recognize dedicated and accomplished sapphic practitioners
>>7221662
does even an hour go by without you thinking about guys at this point?
>>7221655
that can actually work in your favor, follow these rules and you're golden!
1. be as loud as possible, that will make sure he hears you.
2. get as close to his face as possible, this will help create a close bond.
3. japanese, be sure to say as much weebspeech as possible, guys love being called baka.
4. physical connection, be sure to hit him as much as possible to bring out those daddy issues.
im a terrible person
>>7221665
>What do you do when you kinda sorta have a crush on two people?
make a list of their pros and cons, then decide which one to pursue based on who is the best qualified candidate for your love.
>>7221659
Also, the hamster managed to get her access to the public parts of the ward revoked on the first day she was allowed because she accidentally made another girl cry her eyes out lol
>>7221668
I'm old and disgusting though...b-baka
>>7221665
threesome
>>7221662
this is so fucking hot... in a completely pure and lesbian way of course...
>>7221674
in which case:
5. Suit up! tight leather straps that barely cover your nipples are a sure fire way to get the attention of any man.
>>7221673
why are you a lesbian now?
got sick of dick after dating a neckbeard for so long?
>>7221662
a sentiment I can agree with
>>7221662
Basic .///.
>>7221682
But he isn't a neck beard
And I just don't like the who daddy fetish
>>7221665
You give into crippling depression and start self harming.
>>7221672
How does chara accidently do something like that?
>>7221692
productive
>>7221681
I don't think I can do #5
but I think that #2 and #4 are good tips
I just want a bf who is nice, funny and taller than me... but I'm just complete trash and don't deserve anyone so.
>>7221696
If im known for anything its not positive productive action.
6 1/2 hours till food
>>7221699
Hey Basic, we've heard you make many continual references to your fiancée, but we know very little about her.
Would you care to shed some light on this mysterious person?
>>7221695
She thought she was being nice and helping :P
The girl mentioned how her parents left her when she was little, and chara decided it would cheer her up to tell her it's okay because they never loved her
using the logic that if they did love her, it would be much more sad that they left, and utterly missing the finer details of socializing lmao
she was so confused poor girl
>post manly pic
>get told I look feminine/girl without makeup who looks cranky
I live early morning comedies
>>7221697
I would probably hurt him with my giant man fists if I playfully punched him .___.
also if I tried to steal kisses from him or intentionally annoy him he would probably drop me like a brick because he could get any other woman ever.
that is if he isn't just using me for fetish sex in the first place.
thats assuming I can even get the weight off and afford a liplift
>>7221707
That's funny
>tfw in only 12 more days i will finally feel pretty again
annnnnnnyyyyyy mommmmmmmennnnnnnnntttt nowwwwwwwwwww
>>7221710
>Why am I a 5 foot 10 amazon??!
Wake me up!
>>7221678
quid wtf
>>7221707
I'm going to bed good night quid
>>7221713
So you feel ugly when you aren't having sex?
>>7221714
Can't wake up
http://www.strawpoll.me/11648895
>>7221714
( ._.)
>>7221719
yes
>>7221706
I'd rather she stay a mystery
I'll just say that she's the most kind and beautiful person in the world
>>7221723
it's quite conflicting
>>7221720
Got problems with your height too my friend?
>>7221719
i'm not having sex in 12 days i'm having sex in like ...2-3 days
in 12 days i'll have pretty hair again which will make me feel pretty
emily hi
>>7221728
Does she ever post here?
Does she walk amongst us?
>>7221735
Hi Lauren.
>>7221736
highly doubt it lol
she sounds like she has self-esteem
>>7221733
So you're dying it again for the millionth time
>>7221740
why wouldn't she
>>7221741
thnx dedas
>>7221741
see you at the bath house sweetie <3
>>7221490
Shakira has-
oh
had a crush on me
>>7221732
Yes my little aussie
>>7221736
Nah she doesn't
Why would a cis girl post here? That's silly
>>7221743
hi pook
>>7221747
>>7221747
>>Why would a cis girl post here? That's silly
but you post here
>>7221748
Hi laur
>>7221722
okay, okay, maybe museums and faux fur aren't your things
perhaps one of you will be my friend if I offer you this picture of two cute anime girls, known colloquially as 'yuri'?
>found food
:D
>its fucking candy and will make me sick
D:
>>7221761
eat the candy then vomit it up forcefully
that way it won't make you sick but mmm candy
>>7221740
yes i miss when i looked like dis desu
>>7221477
Bedhair eddition you say?
>tfw late to the party
>>7221750
Oh kit I have something to tell you ;~;
>>7221770
oryx didnt pass
>>7221769
im all ears cutie
>>7221753
hi comrade sert
good bed
>>7221773
I'm not cis, I was born a boy
i really like all of you girls your nice people imo
>>7221770
but i havent been able to eat today
at all
>>7221764
i dont like candy much
i havent eaten is the issue
>>7221778
oh WOW
are you sure ????
>>7221500
You too babe <3
>>7221796
aw this pic is rly cute
>>7221788
Im pretty sure ;~;
I wish I had magical powers
I would make basic a cis girl and her female fiancee into her male fiancee and then make everyone else here into cis girls and then blink myself out of existence
>>7221807
awwww madoka-chan <3
>>7221807
Just make me a cis girl!!!!!!
Leave her alone she's perfect!!!!!!
>>7221810
I dont want you to break her heart when you lose to dick
>>7221815
I'm not going to lose to dick why does everyone think this (._. )
>>7221754
Okay, I guess Yuri wont win me any friends here either... ;-;
I've been craving hugs for a few days now. I think hrt is messing with me. Its gotten to the point where i keep my jacket on when im inside because its soft and kinda feels like a hug.
>>7221818
you are totally going to lose to dick
>>7221824
Im not
(._. )
>>7221821
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649054
IMPORTANT DESU
>>7221823
me2
>>7221827
yuh huh
hi
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649070
>>7221840
KIT OMG BLUE BOARD
>>7221839
*bullies* >:3
>>7221530
Back from class in my room
I've never been more afraid of anything in my life
This is it isn't it. The end of any normality or social respect I had.
All because I'm fucking weak
>>7221844
OMG ANON STOP
>>7221842
opps
>>7221845
you aren't weak
its incredible strength you are showing right now.
what is weak is being told you should behave a certain way and following it, you're your own person Amy and you don't have to be afraid anymore.
>>7221855
>answerphone
>mfw
>>7221862
thats kit?!
I don't believe it
she looks cis
>>7221863
yup do you think she's popular for no reason?
>tfw not one of the cool trannies
>>7221862
not me at all
>>7221864
im sry im lewd and gross now
its who i am !!
>>7221868
>Tfw not even a tranny just a confused man
>>7221509
I too have Osgood–Schlatter disease
>>7221871
Awh you're not gross kit!!!!!!
Lewd is natural
>>7221868
Thats what you get for being a dirty bordigist.
Im afraid its time to embrace ML and bask in the former glories of the ussr.
>>7221861
Still think u should just try selfmedding for a while to see how it feels if you feel its such an enormous leap to get someone else involved
you can also just stop whenever you want if you get cold feet for some reason
>>7221551
Why do you put napkins in your panties? Are you that lewd?
>>7221872
t. every tranny ever
don't even start basic! or I will get Henry Cavill to come to your house and make love to you and you wont enjoy that at all!
>>7221879
DELETE THIS
>tfw no daddy bf to tie me up and put his thumb in my mouth while fucking me and make me get on my knees and worship his cock and hold me after and call me a good girl and make me feel safe in his arms and tell me he loves me and that I'm beautiful
>>7221877
I'll phone again when it's not lunch hour at 15:00
>>7221875
:c
>>7221883
You cant really get Henry cavill to come over can you?........
Not for Lewd, it's just I'm such a huge fan of his work.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8HFjWbSkI
>>7221883
Excuse me it's Henrietta Cavill now
hey
>tfw tried cutting toe nails but massively fucked one up.
>>7221887
is that when they said they would be back from lunch?
>>7221905
No it's just I have a lecture at 14:00 and I'm all nervous now
>>7221903
are you sure you arent tomoko irl?
>>7221911
Well I'm not a tiny, cute anime girl sadly ;__;
>>7221907
you can do it!
>>7221899
>WTF
What?
How do you explain ffs to normal cis people when they cringe?
I told my sister's boyfriend about ffs I'm getting soon and he lost his mind for a few minutes.'
Stupid bigots.
>>7221924
how about Im ugly and masculine looking and dont wanna be
>>7221924
"male features on my face that I am upset with, I get removed or altered through surgery"
>>7221913
Isn't that what she thinks as well? I haven't watched it but I assumed that was the case.
>>7221928
Well I'm not tiny that's for sure.
>>7221892
he looks like a muslim
who else /super dom/ here?
>>7221936
ME
I'm a big dominant masculine manly male too
>>7221936
ew stop dont you like boys? u into pegging then?
>>7221924
>they
Tell them it's like the spongebob episode, where he turns weak chined squidward into God like Stallone... only it's the opposite, it turns a god chin into a weak chin.
>>7221938
im into anything cutie
so watch out or i'll dominate you !!
>>7221937
same
>tfw no gf who meets you outside and you walk around the city and then you go to the park and talk while the suns setting and then while you're walking back you find a nice rest and eat there and laugh at each other's jokes and tgen you walk home and huddle together for warmth and the you put on music and you both lie down and cuddle and you start kissing and then she starts to take your shirt of while kissing your neck and then she starts kissing and biting your boobs and you start moaning and she laughs and gets on top of you and then really lewd stuff happens and you fall asleep naked hold eachother and you wake up seeing each others face and you hold her tight and tell her how much you love her and you both exchange soft little kisses and you make breakfast for her while she gets dressed and you talk about what you're going to do today while eating
>tfw no anon gf to post huge run on sentences about me
>>7221943
same except bf
>>7221942
wtf is wrong with you today kit? u in heat?
>>7221943
kill urself hon
>>7221949
*ahem* im trying to be lewd anon ok ??
am i cute
>>7221955
Do you have boobs?
>>7221942
Kit are you into bf stuff?
>>7221958
im into anything from kissing to holding hands and everything inbetween
>>7221953
ok then
*pushes kit against the wall and does bad things to her*
>>7221957
yes
>>7221961
Would you let a boy touch ur butt?
>>7221961
would you like it if a boy did this to you?
>>7221968
yeh
my butte is for touching
>>7221965
omg anon !! im supposed to be the dom
>>7221970
yes ofc im super lewd now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SwWpENRGY
Wake up Spartan...
>talking to this guy on okcupid about video games
>discussing overwatch and FF15 etc
>tells me he'd love to be my friend or casually date if i'm open to it
>seems like he wants to emphasize the casual dating thing
>mfw
i feel like guys are so used to dating women who are all clingy and all over them and want to move fast and meanwhile i'm like
i don't even know if you'll be worth anything other than sex yet and chances are i'd kick you out of my apartment immediately after and ignore most of your texts like i do w/ the others
am i supposed to be all clingy and want a boyfriend really bad or something? is that normal?? is there something wrong with me???
>>7221971
i want to lick your pussyflaps off before the srs is fully healed
>>7221966
pls show
>>7221973
Yes, the typical mtf has to be submissive and clingy
>>7221972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdFxjPO7D68
Phew
I'm so glad I'm pure and immune to all this Lewd disease going around
>>7221977
>tfw no one to cling to submisively
>>7221973
Nah, not really. You're past the age when clingy is endearing. No one wants to deal with the clock-is-ticking kind of girl who's thinking about marriage even before the first date. So, nothing wrong with you.
Good night.
>>7221974
anon do you know i havn't had srs right??? i still have a gt...
>>7221990
good night em
>>7221977
but men are boring as fuck half the time and i'm perfectly happy being alone lol
and they all play some kind of game or don't know how to articulate themselves properly etc like relationships make literally everything harder
i miss my ex help
>>7221977
Good thing I don't care about being typical. I can be clingy in some way, but it doesn't involve jealousy, just never giving up on someone unless clearly asked to.
>>7221998
I miss my ignorance
>>7221990
Νight aussie
>>7221981
i will corrupt you basic
>>7221998
it's not fair she was so perfect i loved her so much we had so much in common and we could relate to each other and she was so cute ;_;
>>7222002
sertii why am i in love with you wtf
i just want to be in a pure and loving transbian relationship
im sad
>>7222006
.///. are you who i think you are
>>7222003
OMG KIT WHAT?!?!?!?!
NO!!!!!
>>7222009
well u weren't missing much lol
most men are not worthwhile outside of sexual intercourse. and most of them aren't even that good at that.
>>7222019
>sertii can tell its me <3
who do you think i am >/////<
>>7222023
D-do you have a sad name?
>>7222025
what do you mean by sad name
i wanna hurt pookie and make her happy
also apologies i may be in a bad mood because i did my E shot earlier and it's the first time i've been on estrogen in like 3 weeks lol
tofu
>>7222021
Oh wow that's mean. Poor guys :(
>>7222027
You're confusing me >///<
So?
>>7222020
its too late basic you're a lewd now
ITS DONE
>>7222035
sertii i think you think its someone else ;~;
>>7222038
>Are you a boy or a girl?
no
>>7222028
i did that a bit ago
it was fun
>>7222045
isla how to i become one of the cool trannies that all meet up and cuddle
>>7222044
I like that drawing
>>7222041
>.< Probably.
>>7222040
SOMEONE HELP ME
erin told me my future bf is going to be rly handsome and he likes to order pizza for my friends oh and he has a penis
>>7222045
nice. You should call her a faggot and stuff when you do it. also I hope you're having a nice day.
How often should i take 100mg of micronized progesterone?? Anyone know?
>>7222047
thats not cool trannies
we just
are two boys
who happen to like each other a lot
and kiss and brush each others hair
its ok
i want to marry sertii
>>7222051
> penis
wow gay
>>7222048
it me
>>7222051
i would believe that
>>7221991
>sitting on the park bench with kit
>kit pouring her heart out about her gt and being trans
>place my hand on her lap
>look at her in the eyes
>tell her it's okay and i love her anyway
>give her a big hug and a kiss on the cheek
>drive her home
>park in front of her home
>it's obvious she wants to kiss before going in
>run my hand down the side of her face
>pull her in and kiss her passionately
>run my hand across her lap
>feel something really hard forming in her pants
>touch it
>oh fuck i'm gay now
>but it feels okay
>touch it again
>she responds positively
>unzip her pants
>she's not stopping me
>stroke it once
>she moans
>stroke it again
>she sighs heavily
>kiss her neck while stroking it really fast
>play with her precum
>make the head of her gt glossy by spreading it around with my thumb
>she is rock hard now
>i go with the flow and put my lips around it
>she leans back and rolls her eyes as i give it a good suction
>keep going
>she squeezes my hair in pleasure
>feel something forming in her rod
>hesitant and scared so slow down a bit
>she gets mad and demands i keep going hard
>ok
>keep sucking it hard and fast
>she lifts her hips in pleasure
>feel a warm burst of cum in my mouth
>choke a little bit
>feel a second burst of delicious girl semen
>look up and she is in heaven
>feel the third burst on my tongue
>she convulses from the sensitive pleasure
>try to maintain eye contact
>she is too busy panting and gasping for air
>hold the cum in my mouth and keep looking at her
>she looks down finally
>eyes meet
>drool out the cum
>she smiles
>slurp it back up
>she looks shocked
>swallow it and show my clean tongue
>she is wowed
>pull back to the driver seat
>she cleans herself with tissues and zips up
>the shock of giving my first blow job catches up
>she sparks a cigarette and tells me i did a good job
>>7222055
i did.
a lot.
i called her a good boy when she did things that she was supposed to
too bad shes so embarrassed.
thank you!!!! hope you have a nice one too
also no clue about the prog
>>7222067
sertii i need u
any news on shakira and mercury?
>>7222057
I bet that other Anon is way cuter than me though :<
>>7222066
POST MORE.
>>7222080
But i'm really not cute :S
>>7222066
Literally my fetish is Kit's girlcock. Anon you have a gift when it comes to the written word.
>>7222084
We've had this discussion before :3
>>7222080
;__________________________;
>>7222066
Please tell me this actually happened. Although I can't imagine kit smoking (anything other then cock).
>>7222090
But i will never look cute :<
>>7222103
That's for me to decide :))
Anyone else find the internet gave them a massive self-esteem boost???
I used to be really insecure and anxious about my appearance while presenting as female, but since anonymously posting a few cute and/or lewd pictures on imageboards and getting lots of interest and positive feedback from boys, its actually really helped
I know it probably isn't the best method to boost confidence in your looks but it works for me.
hihihihihi
>>7222106
Never posted lewds
I kind of want to (._. )
>>7221490
i wouldn't know.
i think there's only 1 anon who said they're in love w/ me.
no trips have ever told me that
>>7222106
making a porn account is a good boost too desu, even if you do like a little funky youll still get hundreds of people trying to talk to you.
>>7222110
>Never posted lewds
that's a lie
hi
>>7222111
>those repeating digits
>>7222104
But i'm too shy to ever show myself and you're probably having wrong expectations and stuff... :/
>>7222106
that same thing happened to me so ye lol
>>7222118
Perhaps. You're still cute on the inside
>>7222066
hello
>>7222120
You're so nice to me >_<
>>7222123
cool subsona
>>7222122
i googled Lauren the hedgehog this is me
>>7222075
They're dead.
Is this thread dead too?
>>7222132
I'm dead
I died in 1995
>>7222066
fuck, anon.
that really woke me up.
why do people post so much sexy stuff around here?
im sad
>>7222137
i guess i should shut up
>>7222066
fake, trans girls can't cum
>Tfw no electric clamps on my nipples right now
JDIMSA
>>7222144
I mean i didnt mean it like that...
sertii
>>7222134
Oh i'm dead too, but i'm okay i guess.
At which day exactly?
>>7222150
lauren
>>7222153
im sad help
>>7222155
why are you sad
>>7222066
Hottest story I've read.
>>7222156
i don't know
>>7222160
hugg lauren
>>7222162
hugg :(
>>7222151
July 8th I Was Murdered By My Fathers New Wife
She was jealous that he loved me more
Why are dicks so weird? :/
>>7222168
>>7222066
>based on a true story
im worried the world is going to keep getting worse and worse
im afraid of dying
>>7222177
>going to keep getting worse and worse
It's the opposite, the world has been better than it's ever been before, you just have a more complete view of it.
>>7222179
memes
>>7222179
Some people are communists or nazis
>>7222183
im really a communist its not a meme
>>7222188
You are a communist? :S
>>7222190
Ye, why?
>>7222193
Aren't they bad too? ._.
>>7222196
Depends on who you ask :3
>>7222196
communism is good
>>7222208
Not really, that's just what the people who have an interest against communism (and who also have the money to influence) would have us believe.
>>7222213
it does happen in leninism tho :/
>>7222218
>>7222213
Sertii will you be our communist leader to lead mtfg to greatness and prosperity?
>>7222218
Russia (until the 20th congress, it all went to shit afterward).
im a girl
>>7222226
No, i can barely lead my own local party cell of less than 10 people, there are others who are way more ideologically strong and can take on a lot more responsibility than me :(
What are the actual risks of regularly drinking alcohol while on cypro????
>>7222235
nonviolence is tolerance of tyranny
this is weird.
nothing came out when i orgasmed
a crooked buttcrack is probably a dealbreaker for most guys(chasers) right?
Good morning everyone, how is everybody?
I'm feeling pretty bright, got asked out on a date last night by a cute girl, dating as a girl is pretty cool :)
>>7222243
I dunno, maybe it's better when i get hurt than other people ._.
>Have to phone the gender clinic
>whole life flashes before eyes
>friends will never see me the same way again
>might break my mothers heart
>extended family will silently mock me behind my back
>it's all a pointless exercise anyway
I wanna die
>>7222250
Why do you have to phone them?
>>7222248
congratulations
>tfw the one you love most will never go out w/ you
>>7222249
More people other than you will get hurt and are being hurt on a daily basis though and they will be on your side.
>>7222250
jesus christ just get some mones on the down low if youre so worried
>>7222248
Oh that's awesome. I'm really happy for you!
>>7222252
aw !!! why not??
>>7222066
>mfw I read this
>>7222255
hugg comrade
>>7222255
I dunno the current system isn't that bad. I mean there is some corruption and lies i guess, but on a daily basis you don't notice that much of it and even people without jobs get somewhat supported
>>7222260
Its easier on hormones I promise
>>7222260
But i don't understand what you have to call them for? What are they even doing? And can't you just write an email or sth?
how do you come out at people at work??? just wait until they notice boobs or something????
>>7222261
he told me that trannies need psychiatric care ;_;
>>7222263
Lol im saving that
Hugg
>>7222266
It isn't that bad in a lot of richer countries, true. Even then there's a lot of shit that happens that you don't see, and the prosperity of rich nations comes directly from the exploitation of poorer ones.
Think about how many of the things you use are made in china or other countries where wages are often extremely low. Do you think you would be able to afford these things if they were made by someone who required a "western" wage to work?
>>7222281
UGH he sounds horrible desu like that is such a rude thing to say !!!
you will deff find someone tho !!
>>7222286
really?
i was thinking that i probably should make myself available for other trannies.
i'm just a little heartbroken
>>7222283
But isn't China communistic-ish?
I don't really want to live there ._.
What are my chances of forming a harem that'll take care of me so I can be a NEET, mtfg?
>>7222298
no
they aren't really at all
I'm finally going to see the doc next week so I can get my girl pills.
Why do all the dudebros in my dorm love to slam their doors shut
Its really loud and annoying
>>7222298
They havent been since the 80's at least.
>>7222294
Have you kissed a girl before? :3
>>7222295
i think for sure you'll find someone i mean, you seem rly nice from waht ive seen of you posting !!
Which trip is the most anoying?
I vote Kit.
>>7222302
>answerphone again
Thank Christ
>>7222310
thanks.
it just really hurts when i think about him, & the things he said
>>7222309
Yes (but don't tell anyone it's our secret :P)
>>7222315
am I annoying
>>7222300
desu having gone down that path its really not worth it. youll just get worse and eventually itll fall apart
>>7222307
i fucking hate people who shut doors loudly, but i probably hate people who just leave them wide open so you can smell their weed and hear their laughing
Hey girls
tfw no pure transbian waifu
>>7222317
honestly you should not waste energy thinking about that guy, hes obviously like a cruel mean person, so you are better off not worrying about him desu. like its good in a way that you didn't waste time w/ him. you have more free time to meet a really nice cute guy or girl !!
>>7222321
I disagree, my responsibilities as harem mother would keep me happy and occupied.
>>7222328
can i be in the harem
my throat's feeling a little better (i've been feeling a little sick lately).
i think i can take my skittles now
i really want cuddles and kisses please
>>7222304
Congrats, hope you didnt get too gatekeeped or anything
>>7222327
yea, & as long as he still doesn't know about me, everything will be fine.
i'll let him go
>>7221477
>Bed Hair Edition
yep
time for another day of tears and being suicidal
Hi
>tfw 5 hours since estrogen shot and 1 giant cup of coffee has caused me to feel every emotion on earth all at once
admittedly this may have been a mistake lmao
i went from being numb to being insane. HRT, everyone
i peeled my orange in one piece
>>7222349
Fucking passer gtfo
>>7222353
>Kitposting
>>7222354
>Estrogen shot
How often do you need to take the shot and do you do it yourself? With an insulin needle or what?
>>7222332
Consider yourself harem'd.
>>7222349
holy shit you look like a drag queen and here i thought you were joking about looking like shit
>>7222360
uwu
>>7222341
thank you
my state doesn't have informed consent, but I got lucky and found a clinic that's willing to approve HRT after a single session.
>>7222356
c'mon, let's not treat anyone like that.
passing trannies are still trannies
>>7222349
sheesh at what age did you start again?
>>7222362
no, I truly look like shit dude, though I just woke up in this shit because I haven't bathed or brushed my hair in 2 days ive been at this guys house and all he wants is to cuddle and play videogames, once my coffee is done I am running to my truck, fuck this shit
>>7222367
cool.
i had to wait for the 2nd appointment @ my clinic.
i'll have give them my blood today
>>7222336
please
>>7222372
Are you sure he isn't a girl?
>>7222357
Kit???? Omg...I think...no.. this is wrong..
>>7222359
i use a 23G needle, it's 1" long. i do it once a week. ido it myself, yes. i've been doing it for years now so i'm used to it.
>tfw anxiety attack
#justtrannythings
literally how do i stop this lmao
>be self medding
>ask gp for blood tests
>he says no because he doesnt want me to self med
>I tell him im sorry but this is important and i am not planning on stopping
>insists on not prescribing blood tests
explain this shit. Isnt a doctor meant to help you stay healthy? Like i get that a doctor will tell you to stop smoking but it makes no sense for them to not help you if you're going to do it anyway.
I push my fingers into my aaaasssssssssss.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11649926
>>7222379
he sounds like a girl gamer.
but who am i to mock somebody else?
i can't ejaculate anymore
>>7222379
LOL LOL LOL
I was sooo going to tell him that right before I leave, I was going to say "well you didn't have the energy to fuck me, let alone let me suck your cock, might as well transition prick."
was going to be my "mic drop" moment. Either guys wanna fuck like rabbits or are too whiteknighty
>>7222383
Did you know she has a crush on you, right?
>>7222386
doctors get pissed when you don't do what they want, they're pissbabies about it.
>>7222385
Calm down qt
>>7222384
Will a smaller gauge not work? I have some 30g on my desk and those look nice and small, bigger just sounds scary desu
>>7222382
>>7222387
in all honesty though, i don't mind kayla and think she's funny. but i don't have the heart to say she passes when she obviously doesn't. she started at 26 and looked like a dudebro, so like how people say she passes is beyond me. if she goes to a good ffs surgeon then she'll be alright
give me all the details on Lauren ok
>>7222319
Uhhhh x3
>>7222396
it's not working ;___________________;
>>7222401
21-23g is ideal. the liquid would prob be too thick to even withdrawal and inject in 2-3 minutes each go at the least lol
with a 23g it takes like ... 40 seconds to withdrawal, a minute to inject.
>>7222355
Good job.
Show pic pls
>>7222385
Inhale deep through your nose. Count to 3. Exhale through tight lips. Do that until you are calm.
>>7222392
>> i can't ejaculate anymore
> still touching that thing.
>>7222407
>a minute to inject
fuck i had imagined it would be faster. Where do you inject, your thigh or kneecap?
>>7222408
>>7222349
Easy there tranma
>>7222409
this is actually really helping, thank you ;_______;
>>7222413
i do gluteal injections. as in i shove a 1" needle completely into my outter ass cheek.
>>7222410
Let's be bros, Kayla
>>7222402
and this is why I cry all day and lash out at everyone, this shit right here.
I know i'm unpassable okay, I don't need you to rub it in, my life is already shit enough.
>>7222407
Where are you getting injections?
All the pharmacies I go to are out :/
i want baobao
>>7222391
I need more information to answer that question:
Are you drakeposter?
>>7222422
in all honesty again, i think you look really good anyways. there are exceptions and kayla just ain't one of them.
>>7222426
i heard there was a shortage of estradiol.
i guess estradiol valerate is the 1st to fall?
>>7222420
Right.
Kinda want injections as well desu, much healthier and convenient.
>>7222420
Sure. Try to relax your upper body now, let out a sigh like you read an annoying post. so your shoulder falls, Try to let the tension out of your muscles.
hiya thread
>>7222410
Kayla, what the fuck are you doing with that guy? Is he the same old guy who you've done this with before like a week ago?
I'm worried he's going to want something more eventually. Or you'll feel "obligated to give him something". Old "nice guys" kind of scare me, but you obviously know more about him than I do. Please be careful with your friendship with him.
>>7222415
Good girl.
Now put it on your head.
>>7222444
aw double trips !!
niceu
been way too long since I had a pedicure x3 feels so good
>>7222441
no, this is someone I met off ok cupid, he is a kinda good looking neet house sitting, like Chris Pratt in between weight loss but very apathetic and lazy so yeah it was a lame way to spend my days off from work. At least I learned penises throw off a shit load of heat.
>>7222444
Lauren this is the 4th time today. Sick get as well
>>7222451
No yuri is the purest form of love!
>talking to one of my oldest and dearest friends on facebook
>"I love you robin, I can always count on you to be more fucked up in the head than me"
lmao
>>7222430
no, nobody will remember me.
Everyone who does know me finds me annoying
I really just want to die
I can't stop crying
>>7222426
black market desu
>>7222437
uh well it depends on your hormone levels and all that. but injections tend to be more potent regardless.
>>7222439
i'm doing that ;_; it's working. i think i'm ok now.
>>7222451
ily2 beepy!!
>>7222461
Friends like that are fun, I'm glad you have that ^w^
>>7222445
ok
>>7222465
Oh do Inhouse still has them
>>7222471
no you shouldnt do this it makes mustard gas
>7222455
Oh, good! I'm not as worried about you then. Was he at least a decent-ish host?
>At least I learned penises throw off a shit load of heat.
Fuck yeah they do; nature's hand warmer.
>>7222475
wtf
>>7222465
Good, I get anxiety attacks when I do HIIT sometimes lol. I'm glad yours can be controlled, just remember those steps.
>>7222460
same desu
>>7222464
Well don't kill yourself then. You seem really nice and i can understand how you feel really good.
But hey at least you can still cry
Haha I hate myself so much holy fuck
>>7222471
Okay now gimme a kiss :3
>>7222464
Hugg, dont kill yourseld please, its hard to maintain friends when you are shouldering the burden alone. Its not your fault
>>7222473
i don't think so :o
>>7222484
what is HIIT? and i will!! seriously tyvm. it's just the caffeine + estrogen shot thing i guess lol
>>7222488
that gif is me ngl
>>7222493
*kissu*
>>7222461
That's great.
Closest I got was when I came out to my little sister and she said "well you always were really weird. This isn't much weirder."
>>7222498
It worked! o_0
I'll try that every time i'll see someone eat an orange now!
Oh but it has to be a single piece... So I'll probably never use that trick...
>>7222504
what
>>7222497
Heavy. short bursts of heavy cardio with rest inbetween. It makes your heartrate skyrocket which can def trigger me
>>7222507
They might think that, but it's not your fault they do.
>>7222507
A while back I alienated pretty much every single friend I had whatsoever, and it was when I was just starting transition so it was really hard. But I survived.
Good morning.
yay. I left a message with the gender clinic so I've made the first step
No more spartan
>>7222349
you go girl
>>7222507
There are 7 billion people on this planet. There's probably at least like 4, even maybe 5 people who will be your friend. Don't get discouraged when you lose one.
>>7222521
good girl
>>7222521
I'm so proud of you <3
>>7222521
Yay Amy!
>>7222504
Confirmed.
>see sister grab an orange
>hey sis, try to peel it in one piece
>k, whatever *peels it*
>did it, now what?
>put it on you head!
>okaay? *puts on her head*
>now gimme a kiss
>uhhh what?
>just kiss me
>uhmm okay
>*censored*
>this was weird
>no this is science!
anyone else just feel like super confused about like everything in their life??? like im super indecisive as a person in general and like its so hard for me to make decissions, idk i just always struggle with knowing if what im doing is right or not i guess.
>>7222543
Omfg
treat him like a dog
only feed him bowls of rice
>>7222543
I should apply for a patent
>>7222526
Wait, are you talking about yourself?
There are a couple of anons (I think?) I discuss music with, not sure which one you might be.
Anyway, hi! What's up?
>kills self
>>7222546
i go through the same thing sometimes.
can't think of any reason why it's wrong though.
i get headaches trying
>>7222550
I'm lolling super hard! This will go on the front page for sure.
Edit: Thanks for the gold :)
Tfw Trump is nothing but one big cuck
>>7222488
this gif has no right to be as arousing as it is
>>7222566
i think it's horrifying
i got tons of attention and free drinks at the club last night it was a pleasant surprise :3
Reminder that Trump only supports beauty queen trannies. If you're a nasty nonpasser, you're gonna feel the zap.
>>7222564
His acceptance speech tipped me off
It's a real shame, but at least we keep our guns
>>7222564
He's still the president.
>>7222572
yay, korra's doing well <3
>>7222572
Did you grind on boys crotches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD8qu3LQMG4
>>7222575
post speech?
>>7222570
try looking at it again when you're hornier
>>7222572
I guess the club had really dim lighting lol
>>7222564
Which probably means Pence is going to be pulling the stringers for 4 years while Trump just enjoys the publicity. And that means we're probably all fucked and I don't mean everybody's getting laid.
>>7222572
nice d e s u
no surprise here tho
>>7222581
victory speech, sorry. I'm stupid I'm sorry
im sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMgjwBgCZIw
sorry
>>7222563
Hopefully - i need to collect more evidence of it working before i try it on my own sister...
On the other hand one anon, should be enough scientific proof.
>grab orange
>throw at sisters head
>OMG Anon, kiss me!!
>have 30 seconds of passionate sex
>>7222586
Did you finish the manifesto?
>>7222582
i think it's gonna be a while.
not horny anymore
>>7222590
le bacon narwhals xP
>>7222578
>>7222587
>>7222586
tyyyy
>>7222579
no idk how to dance at all and i didnt want anyone to grind on me
>>7222583
lgbt club
>>7222587
RIP maybe take n asprin or something?
>>7222561
>>7222562
>>7222589
thanks girls !! i guess its like just good to know you're not the only one feeling a certain way ?? in a way i guess idk.
sry its hard to explain for me rn my mind is elsewhere
>>7222602
I on the other hand went to a store, asked for help finding clothes, and got directed to the men's section
T_T
bought a hella cute coat anyway though
>>7222585
Which is scary.
Trump is probably surprised that he actually won. I swear you ran his campaign as a joke and didn't think he would get elected.
i don't like men
everyone should be w woman
>>7222608
I'm trying to avoid it because I've been having a beer a day while I'm visiting my friend out-of-state and I don't want to tax my liver too much
w2c sweet release of death
>>7222610
Well, you can't ask for much when you look like this.
jokes aside, am I physically fucked or can I continue with transition?
>>7222616
Cis men don't pass
>>7222625
ur cute
>>7222616
You only say that because you're a freak who didn't fit in with anyone.
>>7222625
you've only ever been fully and completely mentally broken
>>7222625
You look the way my farts smell.
>>7222635
don't bully my friend kayla
>>7222626
Alright, are you on Skype? I'm not posting the pic in the thread because my face is visible.
>>7222616
some guys are rly nice tho !!
you can't rly judge like a whole group of people like that. you should give new ppl a chance
>>7222624
reddit makes me sad :(
>>7222640
men are scary and mean
>>7222640
I like your speech patterns.
>>7222640
That way of thinking is what got you HIV
>>7222573
This is true for everyone though. No one cares if you're trans if you're pretty and passing. People talk about transphobia and bathroom bullshit and accepting trans people but the truth is they're going to think you're a guy if you look like a guy and if you look like you belong there no one cares. We are animals and we quickly judge people based on how they look because we need to make an assessment about our surroundings.
A big topic with with trans people in my support group is about "male privilege" and how mtf's apparently feel like they lose a lot of social status by "becoming women" and how ftm's feel like they're treated better. A brave ass soul in our group spoke up about this and said she feels a lot of it has to do with passing. While, yes, what a man says is respected more, what many mtf's might experience isn't a woman's privlege but a leper's: the fall from man to hon is a lot further than going up to man from woman. I'd need to speak to more (passing, on T) transmen first hand though.
>>7222643
And that makes your bp wet and ready
>>7222625
you don't pass and you will prob age horribly into your worst nightmare
>>7222638
I just logged on
>>7222605
>No. You're a good person anon.
I don't think you're right, but thank you
>>7222659
>i dont have HIV and ive never even done anything w/ a guy yet
K but how many girls have you slept with?
>>7222285
Pretty nice.
>>7222625
>can I continue with transition?
Why even ask this? You're going to anyways
Also you look fine
>>7222625
Looks like an amphibian who is about to throw up senpai
>>7222665
hugg elann
>>7222665
She looks kinda weird but at least her eyes aren't on backwards lol
>>7222625
Well yes, you should continue. Worst case scenario, you finally get around to saving up money and get ffs.
I'm not a huge fan of your eye shadow. And I know you like brighter lipstick and you're set on it, so I won't argue with that.
>>7222597
I did!
>>7222667
throw up on your dick? a nice little acid burn
>>7222661
a girl kissed me last week sooo
>>7222675
hugg quid
>>7222625
Girl, please fill your brows
>>7222665
>Why even ask this?
because 90% of /lgbt/ confirms I should kill myself
>>7222690
hugg kay
>>7222682
Was it your sister? Describe the kiss
>>7222690
Why can't I be you?
>>7222690
This has nothing to do with your looks, maybe you should change your attitude
i don't really have anything left to live for and it's scary
>>7222690
But you're my inspiration
>>7222700
I was saying that her eyes aren't fucked up like yours :)
>>7222707
i don't really have anything left to live for
>Implying for ever had
Just smash all meaning, famrade.
>>7222707
Live for yourself
>>7222690
"kys" is like saying hello though.
Are you at 18 months now?
Considering we're old and busted trannies I think we're going to have to be patient and understand this marathon just takes longer. Worst case scenario: you're not going to get any manlier. As long as you work on getting your life more together while you continue to transition there is literally no reason to quit yet.
>>7222625
You look like a lotr elf.
>>7222700
>Well I don't
thank you, and your opinion to me already counts as a full 40% stake of what /lgbt/ says, which what I mean is I trust you more than any other poster.
>>7222696
you don't want to be
>>7222692
hugg everyone
>>7222685
UGH
FIRST ITS PLUCK THEM, THEN ITS THIN THEM OUT
NOW YOU WANT ME TO DRAW THEM BACK ON?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MADNESS WITH EYEBROWS?
>>7222615
Yep. Look at his face at the moment his win was announced. That is a man whose bluff has just been called and he has no idea what the fuck he's going to do for the next four years. Melania and Pence looked quite distraught too in the full picture lmao
nvm image limit rip, but next thred
>>7222707
hugg anon
>>7222625
You look like an average girl desu
Nothing about that pic screams 'male' to me
You making a disgusted face doesn't reall y help the pic tho lol