/mtfg/

from this post forward quid isn't allowed to start fights with anons anymore

it is forbidden by juche

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thread reminder that trump gives a shit
thread reminder that hillary just cares about her own power

I nominate we elect Lauren as Chairwoman of the People's Republic of MTFG

>>7144831
thread reminder kill yourself

>>7144832
Nah

>>7144840
no rudeposting

>Autistic 28yo neighborino comes up
Yissss I love this dude
>Grabs handful of candy and runs
>Wave to his mom
This is tops.

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>>7144840
no u

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ᵗᶠʷ ᵐᵃᶰ

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>>7144838
Hey, I'm just repeating the stuff people always used to say to me when I was struggling to man up. I can't say I ever followed it though.

Also
>a man who literally sissified himself
C'mon anon really? Do you really think I was ever much of a man?

>>7144840
>so this is liberal tolerance

>tfw literally copypasta Brad in real life

I'd fight it but it feels so good

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This Halloween aesthetic is like rape to my eyes.

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>>7144868
Maeve is a qt grill

>>7144878
that's hella gay

>>7144879
i kinda dig it
but i scream every time i look in the corner to see a skeleton
>>7144884
no u

>>7144870
>C'mon anon really? Do you really think I was ever much of a man?
i think you were a girl-in-training

you're just a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl

Gave 10 points to Slytherin because Hermione didn't say Trick or treat

>>7144887
The colouration sucks and it's dark so I see my reflection in the screen.

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>>7144878
but bro thats hella gay

>>7144879
light text on a dark background hurts my eyes too

generally you're wrong about stuff, but you know what they say about broken clocks

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What are y'all wearing for Halloween?
I'm wearing a boy costume so no one can tell I'm actually a girl! Oh wait..

>>7144894
oh i use a dark theme anyway

>>7144778
that's...what i thought...

anna did you forget? because sometimes i forget so i get it
>>7144831
>trump gives a shit
no he doesn't
i don't think he even shits

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So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late


pic related, Brad

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>>7144887
Trust me youre hecka cute

>>7144899
im being a shut in tranny

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>>7144899
i wanted to wear a hamster costume but never got around to it
it's not like i would be going out anyway

>>7144900
Dark themes suck, light themes good.
Reflections bad.

>>7144899
every time i see this image i'm reminded that i'm not the dainty curly haired girl that i sometimes think i was supposed to be, but i am instead a hulk of a man who wishes he was a dainty curly haired girl.

paint the black hole blacker

>>7144905
Faye is a better Brad than I'll ever be that's true :/

>>7144896
>>7144886
Stop no I don't deserve these words

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>>7144890
Real talk, I was an awkward effeminate boy, girl in training implies there was actual progress towards being a girl.
On the plus side I never did graduate from boy to man.

>>7144908
Same.
Blasting Ramshackle Glory.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4oK-79GfA9s

Fighting a heroin addiction one meme at a time.

>>7144912
matte screens great

>>7144871
>she thinks im a liberal

>>7144912
>Dark themes suck, light themes good.
this is just an incorrect opinion
>Reflections bad
true true
but my monitor isn't particularly reflective
>>7144907
>///<
>>7144919
maybe god isn't the right word but i believe in you :)

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Have Hillshills been able to explain why Trump would give up a life of wealth and prosperity, spend millions of dollars and potentially ruin the integrity of his own name for himself and his children, just to potentially spend the next four years working in the most stressful and miserable job in the world?

Like, it seems obvious to me he genuinely wants to help repair the country and is willing to take a shot at it since it doesn't seem like anybody else will.

>>7144916
yea actually i should correct my earlier statement i was never a MAN just...boy. that makes sense.

but fuck all of it anyway. FUCK IT OK FUCK.
>>7144932
he's power hungry and doesn't understand how hard being the president is. he's just a narcissist who wants to be liked.

This neighborhood is ghetto as fuck and every kid has asked before touching the bowl of candy.

The difference here to my mom's elitist neighborhood is amazing, so many assholes there.

>>7144916
>tfw act confident with a layer of bravado but still can't help but be feminine sometimes.

>>7144927
My laptop and phone screens are reflective. My computer screen not so much.

>>7144935
>he's power hungry
thats hillary
trump has all the power he needs

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>>7144905
>tfw one day gonna end up fucking faye and thats gay

>>7144908
Thats also part of my costume.

>>7144911
Quick go buy one of those hamham head covers!

>>7144914
Can't wake up.

>>7144932
a mix of actually wanting to save this country and him wanting to have his name engraved into history as the 45th president of the united states.
>>7144935
he can handle it, guy only sleeps 4 hours a day

>>7144935
>he's power hungry
But he already had power, he's losing it by running for office.

>he's just a narcissist who wants to be liked.
He was already liked as a brash celebrity playboy, he's more hated than ever and accepts it.

>>7144932
Because he's LITERALLY Hitler.

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>tfw you love your bf, but he isn't that into trannies and it causes an awkward and unfulfilling sex life, but everything else is A++ fantastic
>have built lives together for a few years now and you enjoy it, but still wonder sometimes if you should find a boy who wants to fuck you more often
>don't want to risk not finding someone as compatible just for the sake of sex
Man. Being an adult is complicated. Least there is alcohol still..

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>>7144932
hillary clinton literally called herself corrupt on her own twitter account a couple of hours ago, but that won't dissuade any hardcore hillary voters

they can't be saved at this point

>>7144912
It dark themes can work but this is some 90s era kinda shit.

isn't permanent
is impermanent
>>7144951
doesn't sound worth it to ditch that kind of relationship for more sex
maybe you could talk to him about doing stuff like using a dildo on you

>>7144956
You should read that article senpai, it's not what you think it is.

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>bf usually dislikes kids
>today he told me of a dream he had where we had kids
Is there hope?

These desperately poor kids are taking one piece of freaking candy o.o

Take it all! I'll fucking eat it! Fuck!

americans are so fucking retarded they think if someone dislikes trump they must like hillary really makes me think to be honest

>>7144879
Agreed. Especially that distracting skeleton. I'm not a fan of skeletal hands and arms.

>>7144916
I'm not sure I ever did boy... I just never groked it.

>>7144967
No because you'll never be pregnant.

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>>7144969
The two party system makes them think like that.

>>7144967
Maybe.
Will you adopt?

>>7144960
Yeah, I've tried a few different ways over the years and it just doesn't seem like he gets that into it. He likes getting his dick sucked and sometimes if I start there, he'll fuck me, but overall he just prefers to fap on his own time.

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>>7144978
don't remind me

>>7144967
No.

>>7144980
>he prefers to fap rather than fuck you
cucked

>>7144969
If you don't like Trump or Hilldog you're either a non-voter who is scum or you support a third party candidate which is just laughable.

>>7144948
>But he already had power, he's losing it by running for office.
Good!!!!
He wasn't liked, he was tolerated.

>>7144969
All that non critical us vs them drilled into them.

>>7144978
I know
But we can adopt
>>7144979
If i whants to and when i get a stable income id love to adopt

>>7144990
>He wasn't liked, he was tolerated.
This isn't true though.

>>7144991
Well then I hope you get the opportunity to do so. You seem like a really nice person who deserves it.

>>7144965
i had a flick through it - it was about what you'd expect from slate. i mean, i chased the source for #2 out of curiosity because it sounded pretty extreme and it turned out it was actually a lie and someone else's words

it's a funny admission from her twitter handler nonetheless

>>7144987
As much as I'd like to agree with you, so I could say I have a valid problem, that doesn't really make sense.

That's like arguing because I like vibrators more than dicks, that my vibrator cucks him on the times he wants to fuck and I don't.

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>hanna will never be your mother

>>7144999
He is cucked, if he was good in bed you wouldn't prefer the vibrator

>>7144991
There was supposed to be a "he" in there
>>7144995
Thanks
i really wanna raise kids someday

>>7145003
Hah, so much pressure on guys to do well in bed. I could care less about the physical part honestly. I just want it for the mental/emotional side.

>>7145004
It's not too shabby

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>>7145007
i just need a guy to be good at huggs

>>7144927
I said some edgy shit today about God being dead. I was asked if the Jews tramaamtized me and I burst out Lau..... Oh God. Oh God the little kids are screaming at me. I shouldn't have answered the door. I am in a grim state lmao. Fucked up on drugs too. But yeah the shrink asked if my Jewish grandparents had passed their Holocaust trauma down and I burst out laughing and said "I've never considered answering yes, but that actually seems kinda like exactly what they've always done" she said "it's not uncommon." I burst out legit laughing being like "my mom isn't even a kike. She's a convert. What a meme".

Tfw Jews did this.

She didn't understand gender. I couldn't have explained transition more crystal clear, but she like didn't seem to get it, despite being supporititive if that makes sense.

>>7144988
Who said I like Hillary? I'll still vote for her as I see her as the best choice we have.

>>7144993
He was barely tolerated. He just had power and money. He's been a spoiled brat for decades.

>>7144828
well given I've never started a fight, that should be pretty easy kek

I do have a tendency to get involved in them though. sry

anyway back to cleaning i was just confused thread wasn't updating and realized it was done for

/mtfg/ is a good thing, for all its flaws.

It let people like me get the confidence to go through with transition.

For all the drama, the hate and the sarcastic arguments, this is a good place.

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>>7145016
*begrudgingly agrees*

>>7145016
>For all the drama, the hate and the sarcastic arguments, this is a good place.
it's an okay place, not terrible but not fantastic

if it were a european country, it'd probably be poland or something

>>7144956
Is this really real? I'm having a hard time believing this because it seems to genuine 2016. Holy shit this is embarrassing even if it's fake.

>>7145000
Hahah im not shure how good of a mother id be.
But i wanna find out
>>7145009
Yea adoption is a win win
We get to raise a kid
And the kid gets a home

>>7145019
:P

This might be the worst kind of place, in the sense that we all hate each other, but it does good for a lot of people.

>>7145020
>probably be poland

Naaaaah. There's no autocratic dictator confiscating passports from multinationals to keep them in check and make sure he doesn't get voted out by non-catholics.

Seriously, Poland isn't doing well...

>>7145022
it's not fake, 2016 is just one of those years that's having an autistic fit

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/793189117005860864

>>7145011
Passing out candy is the best. Flipped off a guy for intentional misgendering. Everyone knows a Trans lives here. 98% "Ma'am" so far. Not bad.

>>7145016
Yea it lets me have a social outlet
And as someone with socialphobia its hard to have social outlets

>>7144940
>when anons pic is your fetish

>>7145016
Oh, definitely.

I came out to my mother because of /mtfg/, and god knows how long I would've put it off otherwise, August 2013 I came out to her.

>>7145029
>Seriously, Poland isn't doing well...
meh, it's doing okay

they have that going on, and we have kayla

>>7144956
>>7145022
>>7145030
If you actually click the link, the point becomes apparent pretty quick (hint: it's pretty one-sided)

>15. Responded to the murder of 49 people at Orlando’s Pulse nightclub with “Appreciate the congrats for being right on Islamic terrorism”

omfg i didn't even know about that, wtfff

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who /spendinghalloweenalone/ here

fighting back my need to post my butt..i would get so many (you)s...so many...

>>7145048
ALONE
TOGETHER

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>>7145048
who /spendinglifealone/ here

>>7145048
i might be but thats ok

probably just go to my friends bar if i've no were else to go

>>7145049
stay strong and preserve your purity

>>7144956
It's a really funny article actually, the problem with democratic voters is they tend to read

>>7145052
not you

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>>7145049
yes beep
give into your impure urges
do it

>>7145061
wtf

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>>7145062
mwahahahaha

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>>7145064
yo
that's pretty evil

>>7145060
I don't see thing changing, I'm distant even to blood relatives

>>7145055
if that was true they would have read about her corruption and not vote for Trump or Hillary

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>>7145065
evil butte :3

>>7145048
>>7145050
>>7145052
>>7145053
family
>>7145054
i must be pure! i must not lose to cock!
>>7145061
gt why

>>7145067
you got any irl friends

>>7145070
maeve a best

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Why is it in the civilized world, political discussions tend to be much more respectful but in third world countries such as the USA it devolves into name calling and fights?

>>7145072
no, it's been years

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>>7145072
hi nim

>>7145078
can you come through my computer screen and hang out with me pls

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>>7145080

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>>7145082
no

>>7145080
dont post this in my safe space uwu~~

http://www.strawpoll.me/11547749

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>>7145077
I think that if we knew, there wouldn't be third world countries like america

>>7145077
Americans are spoiled crybabies with inflated self-importance who hate when people have different opinions than them.

Regular people recognize that it doesn't matter what the personal views and opinions of two trannies is because that's not how the world works. Neither I not the person who disagrees with me will ever be able to turn our world views into reality, so why get worked up over discussing them?

>>7145087
oh okay

i understand, i know im boring

>>7145077
im just mad at everything and i want to kill myself so i call people on the internet shitlords and tell them to kill themselves

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>>7145085
*wave*

>>7145088
sorry anon

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>>7145096
>not working towards his dream

>>7145093
I mean you've spent the past few threads being confrontational and rude, even to anons who are agreeing with you.

But we're all on HRT so "muh pills make me shitty" is kind of a weak excuse. Half the girls here are probably on progy as well.

>>7145077
Proportional representation giving everyone a feeling there vote counts, not a winner takes all fight where one side says they want to kill, torture, and strip the rights of every non white minority in the country and the other side says they want to give people welfare and tax you more

>>7145047
He's really crazy, and has no filter on his mouth....

>>7145055
More than just read. They are willing to do their best to grasp the issues too.

Conservatives will take a stance on something and never change it. Liberals are willing to look at all the information, including new information, and come up with a new stance.

>>7145077
>name calling and fights
Is the discussion method of the dumb & uninformed. Look at Trump...

>>7145055
>It's a really funny article actually,
the future of this country is not a joke, faye

>>7145100
no it's I'm not able to go through the screen ;_;

>>7145103
>his
I'll never achieve anything because I'm a degenerate tranny. My only accomplishment in life, if any, will be transitioning.

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>>7145096
>Americans are spoiled crybabies
I mean, that's why the whole country is just one big supermarket.
>who hate when people have different opinions than them
Not the best for a democracy desu

>>7145101
Anon you should turn that anger into bantz.

>>7145095
America is my favourite 3rd world country <3

>>7145107
Literally EVERYONE in American politics is doing that. Don't just shift the blame onto one figure.

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>>7145088

>>7145115
read the picture senpai for context

>>7145096
wow very liberal opinions you have there senpai :)))

>>7145105
non whites arent the minority anymore

>>7145121
lmao what, I'm libertarian/alt-right

>>7145113
Democratic tend to havereading comprehension too

The obvious joke of the article is people screaming about a Clinton aide sending emails to her that no ones read

When trump said he was going to kill the families of us citizens who become terrorists to teach people not to do it

>>7145117
owo whats this
i need to ignore your attempts to seduce me you succubus

>>7145116
idk i think id rather turn it into some kind of elaborate suicide bombing but im a coward and i don't really want to kill random people

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>tfw dildo just cant compare to bf dicc
Bittersweet feel

>>7145126
They also use iPhones with autocorrect that make them sound like idiots

>>7145132
Become a professional shitposter.

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My dildo arrived, holy shit it's way thicker than I expected. How am I going to fit this inside me? There's no way.

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>>7145125
okay ms liberaltarian ;DD

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>talk to mom
>"so anon, are you doing anything for Halloween?"
>"n-no, just staying in"
>"oh...okay"
I'm a fucking loser loner I just wanna end it. I can't socialize with another fucking human being to save my life and pretending to have friends to my parents so they don't think I'm a shut in failure just kills me inside
I'm just gonna drink away my loneliness and cry myself to sleep. Sounds like a fun Halloween, right?

>>7145133
hanna, that's lewd

there are children watching

>>7145133
I can't get the same prostate massage from a real dick ;_;

>>7145105
And this is why American politics is going to hell. You can't help but demonize the opposing side as Adolf Hitler reincarnated.

>>7145140
Atlas Fugged

>>7145139
lots of lube

>politics in a tranny thread
just fuck off already, I don't come here for this shit

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>>7145116
Australia is mine <3

>>7145140
please delete this photo of me

>>7145150
>Third world
>second highest HDI
get fucked m8

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>>7145147
>You can't help but demonize the opposing side as Adolf Hitler reincarnated.

>>7145139
don't hurt yourself anon

>>7145140
God what would I do to have this body as my starting point...

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>>7145139
slow and steady wins the race

>>7145154
It's fucking true though
Last election's Hitler was Barack Obama.

>>7145104
i'm not using it as an excuse, i just know a lot of other girls have had issues with prog, like SEVERE issues

mostly it's a memepoll of course, i'm pretty sure that has to be it, i cried like twice in the past couple years but i've cried like three times in the past couple weeks lol

then again it has been a pretty stressful couple of weeks

fml i guess i'll see, this shot lasts for quite a while longer anyway so it's not like there's anything i can do

maybe i'm imagining it but it really honestly seems like people are just trying to fuck with me a bunch more, like >>7145129

i'll stop typing now

>>7145161
Omg Meave I thought you are pure!

>>7145150
>wanting a desolate wasteland filled with spoidahs, snoikes, koingaroos, emily and other freaky-deaky shit

>>7145144
I used to think dildo felt really good
Now its just meh in comparison
>>7145143
Well this is sex ed then
Remember to enjoy your didlos while you can kids! You never know when a guy will blow you away and make dildos seem booring af

>>7145164
There are always anons grouping up picking at trips.

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>>7145165
..mostly..

>>7145167
>Emily
hey what's wrong with me?

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>>7145147
>tfw godwin's law has been realized
bout damn time

>>7145153
yes, but 90% of it doesn't have any humans

>>7145163
its a complete waste of money for the Clintons to even pay off the msm

>>7145173
>takes fat dildos up the ass
>pure

pick one and only one

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I remember stealing a Windows xp oppperrating system in triage. It was a VOIP program to talk to nurse, I downloaded lite FL Studios program and was broadcasting music like via piano.

My parents don't believe me. But the sherrif came in and yelled because I was playing Johnny Hobo for the entire infectious disease ward (shit show why I ended there, but very unrelated to a rational reason).
Old people may have died to Johnny Hobo and my suicidal music because of me. This picture is 4 days before. I look pale.

>>7145174
shitlord

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>>7145133

>>7145174
>hey what's wrong with me?
emily, it took a team of people FOUR hours to teach you how to sell alcohol

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>>7145177
hey listen it's not like i have a big fat dildo myself!
just knowledgable on the intricacies of butt stuff

>>7145169
yeah but it didn't used to be like this

i was used to being called a chaser, a man, a pedophile, ugly, autistic, whatever else

this kinda shit is different and just really gets under my skin i dunno :s

it reminds me of kira where she'd never directly insult you but slowly slowly subtly bait you into getting angry until you realized

it's no excuse for cluttering up the thread like that though, i'm sorry

I miss chara already

>>7145175
90% of it has no humans because Aboriginals don't count.

>>7145179
<3

>>7145183
It's not my fault that's the law.

>>7145186
i don't desu

>>7145052
Hi, I'm Sarah. Things are off.

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>>7145178
>I look pale
you do look kinda sickly

>>7145186
I wish she acted human. She's kinda funny when she's not being a total fucking edgelord.

>>7145184
>doubt

>>7145193
edgelord is one of the things that makes her cute

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>>7145184
>hey listen it's not like i have a big fat dildo myself!

>>7145181
Aw Cal dont be sad
Youll find yourself a grill way better than me
Trust me

>>7145147
He campaigns as facist dictator who said he would torture and kill without due process

He is campaigning to take away my right to marry, not be discriminated against, and even to work in certain fields

His running mate has vetoed bills to make conversion therapy illegal, and has come out as strongly for it.

I'm a professional so when I classify conversion therapy as torture in many cases, I'm not over reacting, I'm just telling you that we can't legally treat terrorists the same way.


There is literally no alternative to Hillary, which is the problem

>>7145105
>Proportional representation
We need to switch to it. I'm not sure how to do it. I was thinking some on it when I was testing hay moisture levels earlier today.

>>7145116
No, not everyone is. Do you actually listen to the candidate's statements? Look who is doing the name calling, >>7145163. A real politician understands how to have a civil discussion. Name calling is not part of that, and shows immaturity.


Hadn't seen this video for this song in ages.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI&list=PLDAD12B2D8D1A6F27&index=1

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Today I went to a protest circle where "hate words" were being written on a wall and they were going to break down the wall as a symbol of the times, but none of the words were even close to being offensive and they were all dumb feminist things like "overweight" and "unattractive". We're talking like... as unoffensive as words can be while still being technically offensive. Anyways, I walked up in my new dress, got invited in by the feminist retards and was offered to write an "offensive" word on the board, so I wrote "JEW" in as large of letters as I could and left. Was an awkward silence, but no one did a thing about it. Feel pretty accomplished actually.

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>>7145198
I would agree if she wasn't so smug about being a terrible person.

>>7145206
that sounds awkward mostly because "jew" isn't an offensive word, and they probably thought you just hated jews

>>7145206
As a barmitzva, chick-dude tybased kike.

>>7145052
I wish I was spending it alone by choice
>>7145186
Is she really gone?
>>7145149
It's mainly the Trump and/or /pol/ ones that stir shit up
>>7145206
That's a neat thing that didn't actually happen

>>7145206
should have written retarded anti-feminist tranny faggot

>>7145185
That's just human no need to excuse imo.

>>7145199
>>7145195
these allegations are alleged

>>7145210
>"jew" isn't an offensive word
That was the point...

>>7145215
d-didn't gay people used to put hamsters in tubes up their butt before gay porn was a thing?

i remember hearing something about that

>>7145200
No i wont. I'm disgusting and dont have a dick to make anyone feel good.

>>7145204
>implying trannies deserve rights

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>>7145048
>>7145052
ayyyyyyy

>>7145214
thank you that does make me feel better

i dunno i still need to just be more positive

>>7145204
I'm not interested in having a discussion over which candidate is better. I'm just saying from what I see of your country, all you guys do is call the other person a nazi or a communist or loves the terrorists or whatever until you win.

>>7145205
Idk, remember when Hillary called Trump's supporters deplorable.

>>7145217
i've heard that as well
sounds pretty unpleasant for both parties

>>7145207
she just needs a good dicking
>>7145212
quid blackmailed her from coming here

>>7145205
Stop pretending states matter, nation wide percent based representation in the house, house picks president for 4 years, senate is still two per state.

>>7145206
They sound dumb but you are as retarded as them, just a different kind of retarded.

>>7145223
i agree, you probably shouldn't put hamsters there

especially not when there are plenty of other good things to put there

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I legit don't understand why anyone gives a fuck about this election.. It's just this theatrical performance that gets put on to make it feel like whatever we get is what America "wanted". We have literally zero say in it, and on top of that, even if we did, no candidate is going to change anything. Even the legendary "good candidates" which will never see the light of day would just essentially run the same shit show all over again.

You guys are literally cucking yourselves out of your own time with this **so** hard, that I had to cuck myself out of my *own* time to explain it to you. Just quit.

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>tfw those feels returned.

>>7145236
What feels?

>>7145222

Hey you're the one that asked, I responded to hard facts

The pro torture of LGBT people candidate (among a 100 other terrible horrible unconstitutional things) is going to illicit some major hate

People don't want to be killed in their homes, tortured, illegally detained, those people won't like trump because he is the first candidate in history to get on a stage and say he's going to do this.

Some people are white and straight and have no empathy, and don't want to pay more taxes, to them taxes are Satan, and Hillary is terrible

>>7145236
you ok?

>>7145234
i get mad about it because a lot of people realize all that stuff but their solution is to make everything fucking worse by supporting nationalism and facism

>>7145234
I don't think most do. It's a politics game like nothing the world has experienced. It's a joke and we can't solve it because things are just too big now. It is what it is, we'll have Hillary corrupt Clinton leading us like England soon into the toilet. Whatever, my life is more important than a politics campaign. I'm not even going to vote. Edgy, right? Such big winners the Americans get to be in 2016 going forward lmfao said literally no Country left but maybe Africa.

What are we really supposed to do? Make edgy death threats? Idk.

>>7145217
Dafug did I read

>>7145233
y-yeah

Gods creatures shouldn't go in a butt. I hate girls and peanut butter.

>>7145239
>Some people are white and straight and have no empathy.
So you're just assuming everyone who votes for him are white and straight?

>>7145239
i'm contemplating ordering a huge stash of hrt just in case...

tfw all they could find for a trans debate on bbc newsnight were two retards that used all the wrong words, who both basically (and one literally) said that you can't change your sex and your chromosomes are your sex. they even said gender was fluid like that's relative in any way.
when will this trans"gender" meme end, playing with dolls doesn't mean your kid is a girl.
so angry right now.

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>>7145244
I wish it wasn't a thing, but it is...

>>7145250
people like faye make me wish I lived in australia. 90% of the people here are so fucking vocally radical.

Does anyone wanna chat?
>tfw lonely on halloween

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anyone else got OCD fueled body dysmorphia
this is awful, every little issue is causing vomiting everyday

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>>7145219
Youre not disgusting and you dont need dicc to make someone feel good
Hugg Cal

>>7145037
>And as someone with socialphobia its hard to have social outlets
That's what I hate about being socially retarded.

I'm socially retarded which makes me unfun to be around and terrible around people (I'm either stone faced most boring person in the world or cracking one after another god awful joke that isn't funny) but I can't become any better because I'm so rarely around other people. But I'm so rarely around other people BECAUSE I am socially retarded. But I can't become socially competent without being around other people!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>7145254
>tfw I stuck things in my butt around when I hit puberty so I could know what it felt like to be fucked like a girl

>>7145256
>>7145250
faye is the type to end up being what is essentially a brownshirt or red guard

>>7145259
>dysmorphia
No.

interesting how every picture charlotte posts is some anime girl with huge boobs you would expect to find a 12 boy year old jerking off to

>>7145258
more lonely than usual? but all the souls are out

>>7145262
why wont they talk about that on the news?

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>>7145265
12 y/o me had good taste

>>7145219
Can confirm, you don't need a dick to make a girl happy. I'm much happier just cuddling with a guy and playing some vidja.

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>>7145256
It's pretty comfy. Half my family supports the Liberal Party and the other half support the Labor Party and I literally never see them get into a massive fight over it. In America I bet I would be barred from seeing half of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhonK8NMm8&list=PLDAD12B2D8D1A6F27&index=20

>>7145222
>deplorable
is a descriptive word, not an insulting word.

>>7145226
Yes, but how to get our system switched over?

>>7145234
Presidential candidates usually manage to get at least 70 of their campaign promises enacted. That would be scary and disastrous for us if Trump managed that.

>>7145237
My time in conversion therapy. ;___;

>>7145240
marginal, kina holding together... Just bad memories intruding.

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>>7145265
Judge me based on the pics i post

>>7145272
oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You should distract yourself on things that make you feel happier.

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>>7145272
>Presidential candidates usually manage to get at least 70 of their campaign promises enacted. That would be scary and disastrous for us if Trump managed that.

Man, you really do care about this stuff... I'm glad you have the motivation to waste your life on things you have no control of. Congrats!

>>7145250
Or have no empathy, if you have moral conscious and a person says they will kill, torture, and deport other citizens, you can not vote for that person.


Hillary is being accused by one party of being corrupt or shadey, they've investigated her more then any private citizen in US history and found nothing. I get this makes people uncomfortable, but she says she will do good, and there is live video recordings of the opponent saying he will torture and kill certain classes of US citizens because they deserve it.

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>>7145263
>brownshirt
godwin's law is strong today

>>7145265
Judge me harder

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>>7145271
your country is a shithole that imprisons refugees in concentration camps

>>7145264
huh? dysmorphia is like a body exclusive thing kinda like dysphoria I think. means I feel bad about body like my face and skin so much I vomit

>>7145277
I guess my Asian friend has no empathy then.

>>7145281
Only the ones that come illegally.

>>7145269
Graaaaaace. Readd me on Skype, I'm finally sorted. ^.^

Anyone else who wants to too. 1337kellyvee or kelly_vee

>>7145282
>I think
I don't believe you.

>>7145260
Then why does nobody want to be with me

>>7145268
Everyones out having fun and im home alone losing in Hearthstone and chugging pepsi

>>7145270
I wish i could find a girl like that

>>7145281
>imprisons refugees in concentration camps
>Nauru island
>concentration camp

they can leave whenever they want

>boatpeople
>"people"

>>7145291
>kill
>yourself

>>7145286
from google "Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a mental disorder characterized by an obsessive preoccupation that some aspect of one's own appearance is severely flawed and warrants exceptional measures to hide or fix it"

it's like not liking any masculine features such as adam's apple

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>>7145148
>>7145157
>>7145161
Masaka...

>tfw I'm not cute and have no real sob story so people won't pay me money just for existing

Internet is so unfair.

>>7145294
You really shouldn't have responded to any of this so far. I legit hope you realize that.

>>7145298
>tfw no sugar daddy/mommy to keep me afloat as a neet

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>>7145299

>>7145296
tfw no cute pinku dildo

>>7145272
are you gonna be ok?

>>7145301
Let your body do the work work work work work work

I can't make up my mind whether I hate you all or just want to fuck you.

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>>7145296
beware of banana

>>7145262
Are you me?
>>7145272
What presidents did you like? What presidents didn't you like? I liked
>Clinton
>Obama
I didn't like
>Bush

>>7145315
Wtf how can you not like George Jefferson?

>>7145293
>u
>1st

>>7145313
I prefer a mixture of both

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>>7145296
i-I assume that's a small banana, right?

>>7145317
>how about
>we do it together

>>7145313
Why not both? Kill us and then fuck us.

>>7145298
I feel you. I'm just a sheltered NEET late transitioner.

>>7145284
Unfortunately, not that being selfish isn't a way of life that isn't valid, you have to survive, it's just objectively you are completely morally bankrupt at this point if you vote for him.

>>7145315
>>Bush
there are two of them, ya dingus

>>7145315
>liking modern presidents
they are shit mate, all they do is golf and get fuck all done and if they do anything at all it's fucking us over

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>>7145314
It was only for scale and then eating.

>>7145319
The banana is bigger than my banana, lol...

I bought a tiny butt plug too, I should start with that right?

>>7145290
You just havent met the right people.
Besides youre still young Cal

>>7145325
If you couldn't figure out by now she's a millennial liberal.

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I hate Halloween so much. All it does is remind me how alone and hopeless I am.

>>7145324
Seems kind of rude to refer to a good friend of mine as morally bankrupt.

>>7145334
Wouldn't that be Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Thanksgiving if you're a clapistani?

>>7145324
Why are Clinton voters so unloveable?

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>>7145324
>you are completely morally bankrupt at this point if you vote for him
that's totally not a recklessly radical view

>>7145330
you should probably start with light stretching, the butt plug might be ok

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>>7145334
how can you be lonely when you have a skeleton inside of you

>>7145325
I'm 24.....

>>7145337
Halloween is when pretty cis girls flaunt how pretty they are.

>>7145326
The affordable health care act is amazing, I know you have a quip about how it's terrible that republicans wrote and handed to people to fire off, but in reality it made things more expensive for 10% of people by making them pay the actual taxes they were supposed to pay, and gave everyone a guaranteed option for healthcare

A republican would have vetoed it, and we'd be living in a third world squalor where you could go to prison or bankrupt because you got sick.

>>7145345
>The affordable health care act is amazing
it kinda fucks over the self-employed pretty hardcore. It was great in theory, but it's a terrible bill.

>>7145343
Fair enough. Are you doing anything to make yourself more attractive?

>>7145290
well you could always try playing a better game and not drinking fluid aids

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>>7145341
Actually, I don't have bones. I'm supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.

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>>7145338
they think that what they have been told by the msm is the truth
meanwhile Hillary is literally the most corrupt person to have ever run for president

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>>7145340
It's tiny, I have used fingers before and two fingers are bigger than it.

Omg I'm so nervous I've never done anything like this.

Ran out of candy twice. I'm done.

>>7145345
>and we'd be living in a third world squalor
You do know US healthcare is still overly expensive, not wide enough and generally shit compared to healthcare in almost every other first world country?

>>7145332
Still young but rejected by every girl i like

>>7145334
Same
I want to die

>>7145342
i don't know if that's relevant

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Goodnight
Never forget i love you all

>>7145352
*squishies emily*

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>>7145354
Go slowly and use lots of lube.

>>7145345
>The affordable health care act is amazing
no it fucking isn't, it has fucked over a shitton of people including me and the people who have it can't do shit with it since the deductible is so fucking high, prices are up on almost fucking everything, go fuck off and talk about healthcare when you pay for your own insurance

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>>7145352
>Actually, I don't have bones. I'm supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.
i feel like there's enough material here to make a joke, but it's late and i'm tired, so i'm just going to post a lewd anime face instead

Who's the prettiest trip who is also single, /mtfg/?

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went 2 a therapist today
she wants to set up a coming out thing with my dad
I think my dad would be okay with everything

>>7145361
nighto~

>>7145366
faye is from a rich family so of course she wants to vote for shillary

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>>7145364

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Happy Halloween. Anyone got any guesses who I am this year? I don't really have the hair for this but otherwise I think I pretty much nailed it

>>7145361
sleep cutely, hanna

>>7145375
Ken Bone

I've been her a while....

But I havn't being paying attention.

I big you goodnight happy halloween, and best of luck in all your endevours.

Goodnight!

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>>7145372
now that I think about it so is quid
really makes you think

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>>7145335
>>7145340

I'm kind of rude to supporters of people who from their own mouths say they will hurt me

Listen it's the internet, it's not in person, in person I have to skirt around the fact socially that my brother tried to rape someone, or the fact he supports trump and doesn't care about "faggots or niggers". This is how social politeness goes, you aren't responsible for anything, people just stop calling you to do stuff and you sudden why you're alone all the time.

>>7145370
wtf, cis girls get out reee

>>7145372
that explains why here views are so fucking stupid, never worked a day in her life or actually gone without I bet

>>7145372
>>7145383
meanwhile

>>7145361
Night beautiful..

>>7145334
Me too senpai
>>7145370
Good luck, hope it goes well
>>7145359
Rejection happens
I know it's discouraging but you've just gotta keep at it. You'll find the one

>>7145372
Rich family = Democrat? Wat?

>>7145361
Auf Wiedersehen

>>7145362
<3

>>7145367
:3

>>7145369
I'm single, idk if I'm pretty though.

>>7145381
idk my friend is a Trump support but he's tried to help me with my depression and he's perfectly fine with trans and gay people. So it seems kinda wrong to label him as morally bankrupt.

>>7145275
Listening to music from a friend. Happier times. It helps.

>>7145276
yes, I do care. I spent to many decades hiding from politics. I'm now speaking up again. A Trump administration would be a major setback for us.

>>7145315
like:
>Carter
>Clinton
>Obama
dislike:
>Nixon
>Ford
>Reagan
>Bush I
>Bush II
Yes, I was politically aware back in the later Nixon era. I met both Carter, and Reagan.

>>7145326
Carter was very good. He just made decisions many people didn't like, but had to be made for the overall good of the country and world.

Reagan raised taxes more than he lowered them. He shifted them from the rich to lower income people.

>>7145348
>but it's a terrible bill.
Insurance companies had their say in it's design. It's near perfect for them. Very little restraints on them.

>>7145378
no
I'll give you a clue, they don't ever grow out their facial hair

>when you realize once again you're a tranny and feel like throwing up