tfw no bf thread

>>7138868
Relatable

>>7138868
>am twink
>only attract the occasional masc guy
>just want qt twink bf
end me

>>7138868
>ugly as sin
>friends around me getting into relationships
>only person you ever fell hard for is straight

I embrace death's sweet release.

>tfw you like someone
>can't talk properly and not be autistic
They probably don't like me anyway. For the better.

what if biscum but also LKHV

>>7138868
>tfw moderately attractive
>tfw my personality is so autistic and boring every single person I talk to gets bored within 5 minutes and loses all interest

>when you're used goods as in "nice that you were my friend for a while but I don't need you anymore" goods
I still love him, but he never loved me.
And now he's happy with his gf while I'm here all bitter and lonely.

>>7139632
And that's why trusting biscum is always a mistake.

>>7139255
No.

>>7139637
Worst is that he might not (read: very likely isn't) even be bi, and that I just desperately pretended he was just so I could delude myself into believing I had a chance of ever being with him.

>>7139679
That didn't prevent him from using you and abusing your feelings for his degenerate sexual pleasure and "experimentation". Also don't forget that 99% of biscum are "curious" straights who eventually get over it as a phase.

>be faggot
>want qt virgin bf to spend my life with
>every gay hub is frequented by cum dumpsters associated with the subculture
>try my chances online
>find virgin qts
>they are not interested in me
>realize that the problem is my shitty personality and not degeneracy
>I am not even ugly but my personality is shitty enough to repel every potential partner even if they share my notion of morality
>I am not even ugly

Rejection after rejection have made me lose most of my willpower by this point. I may as well give up and accept that nobody is capable of loving me. I am inherently obnoxious, that is all there is to it.

>tfw no caring dom mama bear bf to make you dinner, wash you, then tie you up and cuddle you

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>TFW can't even chat/flirt with people on OKCupid because I'm too shy
>Might be a permanent virgin because of this
>Can't find any chubby bears that play video games and watch anime
>Don't want to join the LGBT club because im much too straight acting
>Every good candidate is straight or a think

Help

I do not belong in this thread, feel free to ignore this post.
>complete opposite of a kissless virgin
>romantic life has played out like a cheesy gay fairy tale (cute str8 boy-next-door falls in love with me, breaks up with malicious girlfriend for me, and we live together happily ever after).
>whenever I meet new people (mostly women and gays) and they inevitably inquire about my relationship status
>when they learn of how we met they always whine about how they can't meet their fantasy partner in the way they want
>Then they proceed to ignore opportunity after opportunity at a happy relationship because it isn't "magical" enough

So I put forth the question to you all; are you really taking every opportunity afforded to you or are you allowing things like fear, low self esteem, and unrealistic expectations to keep you alone?
Maybe instead of waiting around for Prince Charming you can hook up with a turnip farmer and see how well he cleans up. Too many guys I know won't even let themselves be taken out on a date by a 5/10 gentleman because he doesn't fit their ideal.

>>7139789
do straight men who only fucked vaginas before also count as gay-straight?

>one year ago
>super horny virgin
>got grindr
>met up with a guy, he was ugly, fat and old, also a smoker, but I didn't stop him anyways
>honestly I wanted to enjoy it so I went along with it, but nothing was really that satisfying
>didn't get raped or anything, just had horrible unsatisfying sex
>two months later
>seeing guys on tinder, little dates and shit
>saw two guys at around the same time, neither of them were really up to my standards.
>had sex again
>wasn't getting turned on, couldn't even get hard
>happened again with the other guy
>eventually school started and I stopped seeing both of them even though they wanted to see me

I don't think I want to get back into having disappointing sex. It was nice to have that over with and not have to worry about it anymore, sometimes you just have to experience things and learn from them. I was getting kind of sad because it felt like everyone around me was kind of ugly and old but I'm not really in a rush. Currently working out more and taking better care of myself, hoping that I'll be able to land a guy that can actually turn me on, but no rush.

>>7138868
>Used goods, sluts, cum dumpsters and biscum out.
Yeah shit like that is probably why you're single and always will be. You're insufferably bitchy about anyone who doesn't fit your 'perfect' standards, including hating on another sexuality despite the obvious hypocrisy there. Kys desu.

>>7149923
You have to leave. You know nothing about us to justify being so disgustingly self righteous. Do not assume that you are aware our reasons for being incapable of finding a bf. You may think that you are giving useful advice, but you are in fact just being an obnoxious faggot.

>>7149923
Why did you feel the need to post this? My standards are far from perfect, a morality similar to my own is enough for me to consider someone as low as 5/10 for a potential partner. I do despise biscum that said, couldn't possibly despise them more, so I am not sorry if I triggered you for this reason (which is very likely to be the case that said. So please kys likewise if you identify as such.).

>>7150036
partially meant for >>7148427

>>7143632
I feel ya m8, have the same problem with the exception that I'm looking for a twink and am a chub. But I'm pretty ugly anyways so no point in even trying.

>>7138868
>and biscum
Dude, by virgins literally failed twice, why would they need to go?

>>7150107
>biscum
>virgins
I think you mean lustful Chads without standards on what they fuck.

>>7150100
Post pics

>>7149003
>straight men who only fucked vaginas
>count as gay-straight
What is this supposed to mean? No. The question itself barely makes sense.

>>7139139
take heed anon, twinks are 110% easier to spot in the wild that mascbros. so you will find him.

>>7150114
don't want to scare the kids, halloween is over

>>7150132
>be lonely and desperate
>have ridiculously specific body type requirements for potential bfs

You have to make some concessions m8.

>>7150111
Up to 3 months ago before moving out I was a shy shut-in abd felt like dating is the least of my concerns. Then I just had enough of being alone and started dating.
Just... man what the fuck kind of image do you have in mind when you think of a bifag?
Also the main problem all of you retards have is that you feel and think like virginity is the biggest thing in the world and you need to save it for some special someone. No. Real life is not a fucking drooly romantic novel. Care less and literally get fucked.

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>>7150143
Fine...

>>7150143
ANON, I WANT TO SEE

>>7150171
CUTE/10

>>7150162
>Also the main problem all of you retards have is that you feel and think like virginity is the biggest thing in the world and you need to save it for some special someone.

I would normally go to great lengths to explain the importance of saving one's virginity in regards to the quality of the relationship that results from it but I have long since given up on trying to reason with you biscum. This is the last reply you are going to get from me, or an insult at best.

>>7150174
see what, be more specific, my hobbit feet or my orc face?

why is the population 95% straight

can't there be a disease that wipes out all straights pls

>>7150202
Can't you just make a disease that makes everyone bi?

>>7150265
or all white, latino and asian men gay and wipes out all the women and (sand-)niggers

>>7138868
There was a virgin who farted the other day in Starbucks
It was sweet.

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>>7150279
What do you have against sniggers?

>>7150200
Anon, if I wasn't a shy nerd that probably isn't your type, I would totally date you.

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>>7150786
I'm both a nerd and shy, although I may not look like that on the first glance. Also as long as you're neither too hairy nor really muscular/too fat you're prob my type. But why would you want to date me, based on what? Me looking like a WoW char? Or is this some kind of irony I'm too much of an autismo to understand?

>>7150171
You're a qt you fucking fag

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>23 virgino
>Hermit so I will never have a bf

Who here future wizard?

>>7150874
I'll probably kill myself in near future so yeah, virgin for eternity.

>>7150843
Anon, I genuinely think that you're not bad looking. I know a lot of people like trolling, but I legit think you look just fine desu senpai

>>7150881
Lets just hope heaven doesn't exist, so I don't get raped by mudshits all day long.

>>7150884
Nigga I didn't even post a picture of myself, lol.

>>7150896
My bad, I thought you were >>7150171

>>7150910
No problem m8, I literally look like an orc, this guy is a 10 compared to me.

>>7150913
Post pics

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>>7150953
here ya go...

>>7151000
Boi

>biscum
>pretty handsome
>actually is not hard to find myself a fuck
>my personality is pretty weird, and autistic
>am actually very good in socializing,just not good with practicing it
>have self esteem issues and think I will never have a relationship

My life is miserable.

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>Qt nice romantic bf who shares all my interests and is extremely easy to talk to breaks up with me
>Only other gay guy I know that's single, shares my interests to a point, although to a total normie point (ie, his taste in vidya is like overwatch and mobas), he's tough to talk to because he just doesn't conversate well
>He's not even cute, just somewhat shy which I guess is slightly cute but he ruins it by speaking like a 12 year old basically
I dont know what to do
I want another bf who at least is on the same intellectual level as me. I dont care if he isnt cute or if he doesnt share my interests. I want a non-normie bf I can easily talk to and want to talk to.

>>7150171
qt but you look like someone killed your cat and your mom just died

>>7151251
>hot and bi
I'm crying for you on the inside

>>7151310
Why?
I mean... I look decent enough.
My problem is my skinnyfat condition and my awkwardness that somehow leaks and smells in the same fashion pheromones do.

>>7151323
I was being sarcastic

>>7151328
Yeah whatever.
If I said I was gay you'd be genuinely crying.
Asshole.

>>7150043
Judging by your reaction I can see why you are forever alone.

I thought all gay men were fucking each other day in and day out. All this talk about old gay virgins is new information to me. How can you be so bad at dating that you can't even get random dudes on the internet to fuck you?

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>>7151434

Because I'm asocial ; Social interaction makes me uncomfortable

>rarely leave the house
>Live by myself
>No friends

>genuinely feel I am genderqueer
>sjws ruined everything
>gay guys just think I'm a flamer
>straight guys will never see me as a girl
>I'm literally a meme in my school for being a feminine gay guy
>but I don't feel like a guy

I just want to be pretty and have a cute masc bf, but all my crushes just see me as a meme. I'm 18 and have never been pursued romantically by any male, there is no hope.

>>7151434
Because I'm not looking for sex, but a relationship. And its hard to find a guy whos also looking for that, everyone is so promiscuous.

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idk, sometimes I think a boyfriend might be too much trouble

relationships take effort

>>7150171
Is that a Telecaster I see in the corner there?
Qt + gud taste in guitar = bf material to me.

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>>7150874
yep.

Someone please be my bf. I only want a qt bf to love me and I'd be content with life

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>tfw so lonely that seeing qt guys on the street triggers me to the point of mental breakdown for the following 30 minutes

>>7155476
I know that feeling anon.

>>7155476
there's a gay couple on my campus white guy with a small qt asian boy, which is not only my ideal relationship, but they also hold hands, boop each other and lean their heads on each other while we all wait for the bus. ruins my day.

>>7155402
Be in the midwest and sure

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>>7155511
You know what you have to do

>>7155476
A few days ago I went to buy a HDMI cable...

The store guy helped me a bit with it, because I actually was a bit unsure of what difference it makes (basically first he said I should buy the more expensive one, but after I asked if there was really any difference, he kind of said there weren't really any difference).

Just talking with a guy, is great.
Not that I was trying to hit on him, but I love guys who are men, they have this thing that they radiate. Just makes me want to date, even more than I already did.

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>>7155511
>a gay couple

i give it 6 months

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>>7138868
>manlet
>spic
>ftm
>have almost autistical high standards for a gf
>miserable self-steem
>druggie willie
>have potential jew heritage

should i just kill myself?

>tfw other gays don't exist in the south

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>>7155754

potential jew heritage means you may be prone to bipolar disorder (i'm jewish) so maybe learn more about that.

low self-esteem can be helped with meditation and exercise.

spics are hot.

lots of girls like manlets, despite what 4chan believes.

druggie willie becomes less of a problem when you accept that pleasure doesn't require penetration and toys are an option.

high standards for a gf is pretty normal but when you meet someone you like and they like you it doesn't matter.

don't give up.

i go to a depression/bi-polar support group (dbsalliance.org for a group in your area) that really helps me. basically it just offers non-judgemental people who can listen to you talk about your problems and give support and advice. i really recommend it since i have met some friends through it - and a person i'm dating.

>Going to leave my country to move to US or Canada
>Just 2 years more living in my current country.
>Want to get a BF when moving out.
>>Want to start slow instead of just going directly to fuck (not that is bad, but I'd like to experience the things before it).
How can I accomplish this?

>>7156016

try chatting with people online and gradually getting to know them before your move.

protip: you can use a location spoofer with grindr to talk to people in other geographical areas.

Heh.
>Mexican
>Manlet (5'4")
>Dress like a kid
>Have tastes from a kid
>Everyone thinks I'm 15 years old

In case I'm looking for a father like boyfriend, does this makes it easier or harder to me?

>>7156061
Easier.

Any LDR fags here? God damn this is painful.

Anyone here from Balkan slavlands?

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>tfw no qt Arab bf
>tfw you'll never cuddle him during a storm at night tell him it'll be okay
>tfw you'll never look into his beaming black eyes and ask him to marry you
>tfw you'll never have a bunch of kids together

>>7157756
iktf

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>>7157762
I just want a habibi, man.

>>7157782
>tfw no qt Arab husband to call habibi

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>>7150171
I'm hard

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>stressed the fuck out with classes
>depressed because I feel like I have lost control of my life, no idea what I'm doing with my future
>lonely as fuck, NEED a bf
>midterms + studying extra hard because I'm in danger of failing a class I need for my major

I want to find a bf so bad but I just don't have the time or energy

>>7155511
>iktf
At my campus theres this couple that constsntly walk each other to class holding hands, always talk about video games, and constantly do the head lean while watching something on a phone sharing earbuds cuddled. I think both are computer science. Wears glasses, but in the way that looks innocent cute and shy, not ugly.
>sends me into tfw no bf mode everytiem.

>>7148427
Surprisingly good advice but I'd like to point out that turnip farmers and rural men in general can be quite hot.

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>>7157782
:3

Does anyone want to be my long distance bf?

>>7158180
I DIDNT ASK FOR THESE FEELS

>>7160559
>LDBFs in 2016
gigglin away m8

>>7160565
Can't find anyone who is not a degenerate slut in my Balkan shithole m8. Long distance is my only option.

>>7139622
Ugh, same here. I had a relationship it got to hugging and handholding but then my GF told me she thought I was boring and called it off.

I can't help that I am a homebody who doesn't have stories to tell... nothing happens to me. I can have a 3 hour discussion about books or movies but the convo turns back around to me and I have nothing to say.

I am depressed because my storytelling skills are shit anyway, I'd go to a scuba diving class or whatever then 600 dollars would = 2 minutes of story, "well, i got the tank on, then swam around a bit, i got ...umm wet a lot"

>>7158180
Holy fuck who is that

>>7160986
Some random Arab I found on Tumblr

>>7160860
balkan men sometimes have this charm about them
cheer up lad you'll find someone qt to stick your dick in/get their dick stuck in yours/both simultaneously

>>7161044
God damn I'd ride him like a camel

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I just want to be held and told that I am loved. Fucking sucks to live in mostly conservative state so I haven't came out to anyone and only crossdress inside the safety of my own house.

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>tfw half-nigger who lives in the middle of nowhere (i live in the fucking mojave)
>tfw just want someone i can cuddle and protect but there's literally nobody here

>too anxious to go to bars
>online guys never message back
>too afraid to just hook up
>trying to work out to get /fit/
>no one wants to coffee or drinks anyway

it's just an endless cycle of working for the weekend, drinking the anxiety away and fantasizing about bf. Wake me up

>>7162935
Lookie hhere man. Lookie here. your firey notions are more than all that shit you try to chase. they are youu. embrarc them first and you'l find yourself. Take a plunge into the fire befoore yu dont even be afraid to hook up because people are fucked but they yunderstand competetelely. one person wil give you your chance and evertyhing WILL BURN FOREVER LIKE YOUR HEART

Embers in my wiener bye

>start talking with this cute guy on fb
>super nice, really friendly, tons of stuff in common
>literally the perfect man for me
>block him because he's probably doing it as a joke and I don't want to get hurt anymore

>>7163039
STOP STYOI STO{P STYUIOP: STOOOOP
GIVE CHANCE
MIGHT WORK OUT
DO IT
NO PAIN NO GAIN NO GAIN NO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIREE

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I have never even gone on a date with a boy, let alone hold hands or kiss

I'm going to die a virgin and its all my parents fault for moving to the middle of nowhere

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>>7161878
>>7162000
>>7162935

Don't give up, Anon-kun! Chiyo-chan is here for you!

>GET MOTIVATED

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>>7138868
>19, in college
>realize that this is probably the 10 years or so i'll look most handsome for my entire life before balding, old age and fat sets in
>in good shape, not even ugly
>try to talk to people
>nobody remotely interested
>barely 2 people know who i am there

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>tfw your only remaining non normie friend tells you about losing their virginity via online hookup
>too anxious to even consider the idea myself
>one other normie friend just got dumped and i had to sit and listen to basically every detail
>tfw computer science midterm tomorrow and wallowing in self pity instead of studying

>>7163095
you look even better when you're 22-25, and men if they take care of themselves will stay handsome all the way to 50.
enjoy

>>7155511
>>7157873
this shit would just make me cringe with anxiety
is this what people are like when they grow up in accepting areas? i could never imagine doing any of that in public with a bf

>>7163203
If I had a cute bf I would absolutely hold him by the waist and play with him in public to let everyone around me know he's mine.

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>>7163216

That feelius

>>7163203
The only time I felt comfortable doing that in public was when we visited a state neither of us had ever been to, so I knew I'd never see these people again.

>>7138868
>24
>lift on a regular basis to get a good body
>still a khv because almost no social contact whatsoever

>20
>thin and have womanly hips thanks to moms genetics
>constantly fantasize about being fucked by masc men but too afraid to actually go through with it
>even got a dildo last year after finally accepting that I was gay

I know what I have to do. Just hit someone up on grindr. But then I think about it and is it really worth it. what if I end up regretting it. Only one way to find out but I still don't do it. How could I even meet someone knowing all I want from them is for them to fuck me. I think I'm just too retarded when it comes to sexual life

>>7163442
Get a qt bara boyfo my man.

>>7163216
ugh one of the supposed benefits of dating men is that this sort of annoying behavior WON'T happen. use this sparingly, anon, or he will get tired of it.

Does any virgin here want to be my bf? I am 7/10 according to most, I'm fine with long distance too if there is no one nearby.

>>7158180
>tfw I'll never wrap my arms around him, kiss him and call him my habibi while he cooks up breakfast for me

END MY LIFE SENPAI

>>7157890
Yeah I agree they're usually top tier in my book, I have a country boy fetish. I'm just saying no one wants to lower their standards and build someone up. So many fat gays I know want a 10/10 muscle god but won't even take care of themselves to attract one. Tell them it would be easier if they dated a kinda out of shape dude and worked out together but it's too much work.

>>7166254
A/S/L?

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>>7166254

>tfw too ugly for a 7/10

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>>7166254
New York???

ITT Low Self Esteem and Autism

Just go outside and socialize ffs. Every single person who has posted a pic in this thread are at least a 6/10. Shower, shave, and start working out you'll have them breaking down your doors.