GayGen - Cute German Dog Edition

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They also come in small puppy variant.

crap thread T B H

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>>7127498

>>7127498
>>7127517
I'll say one thing about Hitler: he bred good dogs

>>7127498
discord invite /sdNrPaM

Is it okay to break up with someone over the phone?
In 90s sitcoms (where I learnt everything I know about love and relationships) it is a cardinal sin to break up with someone over the phone. It's insulting and cowardly. Characters often meet in a neutral setting like a cafe or restaurant and break up with whoever.
However, I believe that the world has changed in the past 20 years. In the 90s, phones were new technology, a technology that was seen as an accessory to everyday life. But in present day the phone is no longer an accessory, but instead an extended limb. Instant communication using a phone is no longer seen as a helpful novelty. It has become a necessity. Phone calls and text messages have a greater legitimacy today, and arguably, are on a par with face to face communication.
So is it still insulting or cowardly to break up with someone over the phone? Is it better to essentially waste their time by inviting them out under false pretences?

Hi gaygen posters.

>>7127517

Aww.

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>>7127498

I just severed that little connector thing on the bottom of your tongue while eating and apple now it's bleeding everywhere and it hurts to talk

fuck apples

>>7127811
good luck sucking dick

>>7127821

well at least now it seems to be more mobile, i have a short tongue

it stopped bleeding but it sitll hurts like a bitch

>>7127811
how did you even manage that you fucking retard

>>7127832

you know how a bite from an apple is kinda curved? i bit a nearby area at a sideways angle and the skin sticking up cut it

side note: i tend to eat like half an apple in one bite

>>7127831
I've heard of people doing that purposely to make their tongue "longer", will at least let you stick it out longer.

>tfw tinder profile is on fleek but there's no one to swipe right to

>tfw no deep voiced twink european to turn into a canadian twunk

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Would you?

>>7127811
ah yes the sharpest of all fruit
>>7127856
still don't see how that would cause that to happen

>>7128053
yeah

>>7128053
probably yeah. I'd ask for a body pic first though. Can't be dealing with no skellies.

>6'3
>neanderthal tier body/face
>strict bottom

is there any hope or do i just commit sudoku

>>7128129

How neanderthal are we talking here?

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>>7128129
You should hook up with another ugly guy and together make fun of all the qts who are still virgins despite their good looks

>>7127705
>In the 90s, phones were new technology

girl...

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>>7128138
hairy, really broad shoulders, big arms/hands, thick neck, jutting brow line etc

this goy could be my distant cousin or something

>>7128129
>strict bottom
BOOOOOO
GO HOME

>>7128053
if he had an aussie accent - fuck yeah
if he doesn't have an aussie accent - fuck no

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Are there any English-language cyberculture text or imageboards with comparable popularity to 4chan? Ideally with a /lgbt/ board.

If 4chan goes under like Hiro says it might, I would like somewhere else to go.

>inb4 infinitychan
From what I understand, infchan is entirely occupied by extremely autistic gamergaters, and has a critical lack of moderation.

>see guy with great big lips that still fit his small face
>tfw just overcome with envy
honestly on my way to kill myself bon voyage

>>7128217
shit talking other bottoms only makes you look like a bitchy queen

my top cock doesn't go inside bitchy queens

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>>7128129
Bottoms are supposed to be cute and little so you can tower over them and lift them up
Nobody is going to want to fuck you
The idea of a guy like you bottoming repulses me, seek therapy or something because clearly there is something wrong with you
It's just creepy and weird with anyone above 5'10" who doesn't at least look delicate and youthful

>>7128238
it's time we get a life

>>7128241
>my top cock
*giggles*
aint nobody wanting whatever disaster is going on down there sis

>>7128244
Why do you want to fuck guys that look like 14 year olds? Are you a pedo?

>>7128244

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA
HA HA HA
HA

>>7128253
>>7128254
>disgruntled and undesirable bottoms

>>7128244
that hair looks so greasy jesus christ

>>7128244
I looked quick and thought he had a huge chin but it's his neck lel

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>>7128247

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Are you guys going to enter?

>>7128311
>everyone on jackd is just a torso or creepy/depressed looking
yikes 2bh

>>7128311
I don't have a costume this year unfortunately, I'll just be sitting here armed to the teeth incase of clowns/negroids because they always start shit in my neighborhood. Last year they actually lit someone's house on fire.

>>7128311
I'm already doing on for a gay club in Dublin , as sheriff hopper

>>7128339
Haha based black people

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>>7127281
>what's the nail polish for?

for looking cute obvs :3c

I wear SLP-core/heroin chic like pic related so the black nail polish goes well with my style

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. . . ⇢

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some days im like yeah i dont need a man
other days im like yeah i would definitely like to feel a nice thick uncut dick in between my buns

eternal struggle

>>7128446
>Uncut
Shit taste. You deserve to be alone.

All you >tfwnobf posters should get together, establish a brothel and start selling yourself

you could all lose your v cards and make hundreds of dollars while you're at it

>>7128490
>cut v uncut
>2016
no wonder you're a virgin

>>7128499
>>7128490
>>7128446
don't even start

>>7128495
More like tens of dollars. There's a reason they don't have bf's.
>>7128499
I only top, I couldn't care less. Lol
>>7128507
I like it. It's like gaygen's skin.
Or coasters.

>>7128520
>skin
Skub

>>7128520
>I only top
2bh no wonder you're so bitchy
everyone always stereotypes the bots that way but it's really the exclusive tops that slander and gossip all the fucking time 2bh

>>7128531
Lol if you say so m8.

>>7128531

agree

>>7128216

You'll have about as much luck as me then

>>7128370

quit memein', son

the polish is cute though.

2bh coffee is highly overrated and it's also weird how it's acceptable to be so addicted to it

>>7128599

I have a filter that changes the word "coffee" to "liquor" on facebook posts

i thought it would get old fast, but its still funny to me

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>>7128599
coffee is unpleasant and gross.

>>7128507

I know right? like uncut is so obviously superior it's pointless to even debate

>>7128599
Yeah ikr, stuffs terrible like

>>7128611
some of those get old fast, like i think one was like cloud to butt
but coffee to liquor works really well due to how people treat coffee

>>7128628

>tfw cut
>tfw wish i was uncut

I still don't understand how some people prefer cut dicks

>>7128651
people really just prefer the ideal cut image to the worst possible uncut image (ie cheesy dick lmao)
anyone who legitimately has to choose between a nice cut dick and a nice uncut dick and chooses the cut one must be an inbred """american"""

>>7128660
I don't care either way a dick's a dick
not his fault his parents got jewed

>>7128370
So going from the last post, you're slowly integrating yourself with the twinkies?

Sucks that you can't really merge in, nothing wrong with being on the outside, I'm sure as you get to know those guys better they'll soon introduce you to others.

>>7128651
I find care if it looks nicer uncut.
The smell and the taste are terrible.

>>7128714
You just copied and pasted this from the last thread.

>>7128734

Oh, did I already ask gaygen? My bad.

I forgot.

>>7128651

Deep down they don't desu they're just butthurt that they got mutilated so they have to defend themselves by pretending anyone could ever like it

>>7128714

desu going back and forth between sex and cuddling is the best

>>7128740
I only remember because I responded last time.

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>>7128599

I like coffee. I don't think I'm addicted, though. I don't like to drink coffee unless it's made well. I also don't drink coffee every day. My favorite right now is Pumpkin Spice by Green Mountain.

>>7128722

I guess

judging from last night them being friendly and talking to me helped me to open up and talk freely which in turn made the other two people talk to me

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whos going to have a threesome this weekend?

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>>7128599
coffee is vile
first time I tasted coffee is burned into my memory
>was in science museum with parents
>stopped and sat on bench
>needed drink and parents had a flask that I assumed was tea which isn't as bad
>wasn't tea, into the trash beside us it went

>>7128651
I'm astounded that circumcision is still legal, especially that it's carried out on infants

>>7128722
Speaking of being on the outside, I missed like two days at the start of college when I came back everyone was mates. It was very intimidating desu. But I crawled in and made some mates.
Also people are dropping like flies out of my course, originally 26 now it's 18 and it's only been a month

>>7128793

Is it you? Hope you've stretched your bussy out

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>>7128782

More coffee dog.

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>>7128874

>>7128874
>>7128909
>>7128815
>>7128782
Justin x Delta OTP

>>7128920

Haha.

>>7128920
irish x me otp ;)

>tfw can't stop being infatuated by people you'll never ever see again

>>7128981
And who are yoh
>>7128958
I'm not wrong :3

>>7129003
I am [redacted], your [redacted] you met on [redacted] a while ago

top secret stuff. I can only tell you [redacted] . I hope you can keep [redacted] just between us, okay?

>>7129023
Well as long as you're a bottom, alright alright alright

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does ipod touch run grindr?
i hate cellphones but i'm socially inept and would like to get dicked at some point

>>7129075
Get an iPad? I guess maybe

>>7129075
i mean whats the point
you would have to set up a date and then hope to god he actually does show up exactly where you tell him
whereas with a phone u can just constantly message back and forth

unless ipod touches use data these days which i doubt
just get a cheap chinkphone and some prepaid data or some shit

>>7129052
You potato fed loser. If you had half a brain you would already have one divided by three put together.

Who am I? Some nerve...

>>7128599
Do you think the same about alcohol? You'd have to if you take that opinion.

>>7128495
I couldn't make two bits, bruv.

>>7129108
yeah i do 2bh
i hate alcohol unmixed
i hate coffee without a whole lot of sugar, milk/cream, flavourings, etc.

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>>7128599
I drink coffee strait, the only reason it sucks is people put tons of trash in it. Coffee is fine by itself stop trying to white wash coffee with your creams and sugar. MAKE COFFEE GREAT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7129126
honestly if it weren't for all the whitewashing coffee would be some niche drink no one gives a fuck about

>>7129134
I think it is because most people are a bunch slack jawed hippy faggots.

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there's gonna be a klonoa movie which is kinda neat
>>7129094
i have an old prepaid flipphone that i never use
>>7129093
i guess that's an option but all i really want is a machine that plays music and can maybe get me laid once in a while and 300+ is a lot of dosh for that.

>>7129141
hippy doesnt apply here 2bh

>>7129097
Sorry unless you actually tell me something, you're just ankther drop in the ocean. Sorry that you don't stand out in any meaningful way, at all

>>7129148
damn you iricks are cold

>>7129141
i grew up surrounded by hippies and pretty much none of them drank coffee

>>7129144
Well the slack jawed faggot part could apply here as well, but I'm not a fuckin hippy.

>>7128920
kek

>>7129075
I think it can but don't they need to have a gps for the yards away thing?

>>7129162
Prove me wrong, youse are adorable
>>7129153
Ahh,if he cared , he drop some actual hints but what eves

>>7129168
What is is like in Ireland? Is the economy getting better? Are they letting in muzzies like the rest of Europe? Is it a nice place to live? Can I bring my guns?

>>7129168
who knows 2bh
u have one 2 many stalkers

>>7129148
I'll give you a hint

One divided by three. How would you present that equation in plain text, and what is the important part? The answer becomes obvious once you type it out. You don't need to calculate anything.

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I just got back from voting.
It was depressing.
Also here is a cute femboy punk selfie.
Don't forget the vote, /gg/. <3

>>7129175
It's alright, lots of gentrification so it's looking up. Only Muslims in Cork . Nah no guns pal
>>7129179
Me of all people too
>>7129185
0.333r
Idgi feel good gave me a lesson in 0.9999 = 1 , once but you're not him

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>>7129190

Did you vote trump?

>>7129199
Think about what mathematic symbols you can use in plain text. Namely, + - x and :

There's something hidden in plain sight when dividing any number by three.

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>>7129207

I'm a poor intersex/visibly queer first generation immigrant living in a low-income area in the south
why in the world would i

I did get to vote against pat mccory, too, tho
That felt p good

>>7129233
Do you really think I give enough fucks to solve your cryptic shit pal. I have a few pints yesterday, me heads buzzing and your shiting on about division

>>7129233
like why dont u just say who the fuck u are
idgi idgi idgi you arent playing hard to get just fucking annoying at this point

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>>7129234

Well I'm a poor cis white male (number unknown but my family goes way back) immigrant living in a low-income area in the "south" also and I'm voting for him.

Hopefully he can bring back manufacturing jobs.

>>7129234
I'm a gun toting faggot in Wyoming that regularly hangs out with NRA rednecks voting for trump. They don't give a shit, they are happy that you come shoot. The only people who make a big deal about it anymore are slimy democrats trying to buy your vote. I think you made the wrong choice for many reasons but you are entitled to your vote.
Maybe it is different in the south but the cowboy state is really conservative and religious and I have yet to have an issue with anyone. Have you ever really interacted with the conservatives in your area? What was your experience like?

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>>7129243
>>7129250
ASCII doesn't have a dedicated division symbol, so it uses :

The numeric three in ASCII is, well, 3

Given that the answer is (division symbol) (three), the answer is :3

:3 is the universal cat emoticon

>>7129272
>>7129207
Btw if this is you >>7129207 your a QT.

Has voting already started or are we talking about absentee ballots? I've been pretty turned off by this election, I don't like either major candidates at all so I'm not sure if I'm gonna even bother to vote.

>>7129291
You could have just cat poster fuck , I got angry for no reason. Damn you , adorable cat poster

>>7129262

Gurl trump would outsource your mother to china to make a few bucks lmao how dumb can you be

>>7129272

On a scale from 1-10 how brokeback mountain are you

>>7129294
Fuck I messed that up
>>7129190
I meant this one.

>>7129294

wot?

>>7129299

Mind your business Canadian.

>>7129299
Probably not even on the scale. I am skinny jeans wearing fuccboi.

>>7129272

Angry and indignant.
Desperate to avoid confrontation but super belligerent when it can't be avoided.
But for the most part they're just belligerent.
Or alt-right jerks who focus on justifying circles around systemic racial discrimination, which is real bad around here whenever anything political comes up.
It's really annoying. Can't talk about shit around those people without some anti-black bullshit coming up eventually.
And, honestly, prevalence of racism is enough of a reason for me to not vote with them, anything else aside.
That, and voted in any instances where i could help uninstall racists in any other seats of power.
The DAPL response and Charlotte Uprising are my main motivations right now.
The republican party is saturated with affluent white people.
The democratic party is at least non-resistant to racial and cultural diversity, even if their candidate isn't. And that's my main motivation.

Even if Hillary's "official response" to DAPL is such, such bullshit. Made me mad, desu.
And, i mean, wtf, Trump isn't even a good politician, he's a racist, crazy uncle.

>>7129301
>>7129294

D'aw, thankye <3

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>>7129313

ugh.

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>>7129321

>>7129330

He obvs doesn't wanna argue, and if we've both voted already, there's no point.

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>>7129330
>implying I give a damn about what some tranny and it's white knights think

>>7129338

GET OUT

>>7129306

Everything is my business

>>7129308

How disappointing

>>7129358
nothing is your business
simultaneously everything is your problem

>>7129358

Shut it

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>>7129298
We all could do a lot of things differently. Yet we never do

The cat pic keeps me hanging on

serious mental issues

>>7129313
Sucks about the shitty people. I can understand their concerns about culture, but racism is obviously retarded. Anyone can adopt and live in a culture. I think you should also be very exact on what you mean by multi-cultural. I would prefer a multi-racial mono-culture. Western culture with all of it's faults has given us the most free society ever in human history. We have a chance to make it more free based on the underlying principles that our founders left us but did not practice as they should have.
I don't think that any other culture is better or has a base of principles that can even come close to competing.
People can be shitty and they are not practicing the principles they say they represent. They are hypocrites and sophists. If they did follow those principles they would not worry about your lifestyle and go about their own life.

Also trump is a nationalist, not a racist there is difference.
I hope things get better or you, but yeah you are def. QT who could hate on ya like that.

>>7129358
Yeah sorry m8.

>>7129272
wyoming is rad. how hard is it to find dudes up there?
>tfw no manly husbando to take me up north and watch western civilization collapse
>>7129313
dems don't care about you homie, they just want the faghag vote
the right/left polemic has lost all meaning. that's why the buckleyites jumped ship so quickly to hillary. establishment/outsider is all that matter at this point and the us electoral process has become very effective at crushing outsiders

>>7129366
#deep
Saying that , I started work on a project and I'm dreading completing it because if I fail it's all on me

>>7129363

I'm gonna make your ass my business

>>7129365

Make me bitch

>he actually wants a manufacturing job
>people want to stand never to conveyor belts all day and check that that ipod case isn't deformed

Whatcha gonna do about it

>>7129399
Outside of Laramie it seems impossible, but I am in cocoon mode with lifting, shooting, and Warhammer that I have been trying.

>>7129405
2bh im going to lose my ass working out and im holding a funeral

>>7129405

I enjoy blue collar work, guys like me aren't cut out for smart guy white collar work.

>>7129404
Well, what if you succeed? I know you will if you keep doing good work

That anime screencap sequence I posted was of one guy who never even tried.

Trying and failing is always better than never trying at all.

>>7129430

RIP (rest in penis) your ass

>>7129432
ill turn you into a white collar guy bb
just give me some time

>>7129469
You say that but I take rejection terribly. I'm the bitterist loser ever

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also here's an angry fapping dick i drew for a friend

>>7129490
Every time you get rejected only makes you stronger my boy

In time you will see that real magic exists

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>>7129484

I don't even know you though. lol

>>7129587
u dont have to tho

>>7129615

Well then how are you going to make me like white collar werk?

>>7129628
the magic of disney

>>7129628

He meant more like off-white, you know, like a pearl collar

>>7129794

Pearl collar? Sounds lame.

Whatcha listening to gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Earfbot_uI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4

I need to start reading through my biochem textbook some more.

>>7129829
I'm listening to myself trying to determine if this is good or not

https://clyp.it/q3yujkqh

Rate gaygen.

>>7129829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hxg1rY17I

i should probably actually do some work but simultaneously it's like what if a global war breaks out im fucked anyways

>>7129829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89h-X-tZa_w

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>Accidentally used a non blocking browser here
>ad for slavic callgirls at the bottom.

So much for targeted advertising. I'm a slav more or less and I wouldn't fuck one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJkjgocJZs

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>>7127498
I'd give anything for a handsome /pol/tard bf and cuddle while listening to him "redpill" me to classical music.. Most of them would never tho.. lol I can dream.

>>7130116

You have to be 18 to use this website

>>7130144
whatever tf that means

>>7130116
*cringe*

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>>7128599

I'm lucky to be a daily and nightly coffee drinker yet have never been addicted to it. I love coffee despite how caffeine doesn't seem to effect me at all. it's a nice drink.

>>7130231
are u sure about that sis
i mean are u sure

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I drink coffee occasionally, but I'm much more of a tea guy

>>7130253
green tea is the only worthwhile drink outside of water, everything else is abysmal tier

>>7130253
Same. All the crap you've got there looks pretty crappy though. Crappy like crap.

>>7130265

Tastes good to me

>>7129190

Nice guitar.

>>7130270
Yeah, but you're also crappy. Everyone's crappy. Everything's crappy. Like some sort of crap.

>>7130284
Everyone is not crappy, everything is not crappy, you'll get over it.

>>7130291
Get over dese nuts to be honest.

>>7130253
>green tea chai
That sounds disgusting ngl
>>7130265
>>7130284
As of 10/28/16 9:29 PM EST I am filtering user "clownshoes"

>>7130300
to be honest i probably would i haven't gone groceries and i dont have any nuts to snack on

>>7130302

The green tea chai isn't too bad, it's just got a bit of green tea taste with cinnamon, doesn't really taste drastically different from chai made with black or white tea.

some days im like you know what fuck this gay shit fuck being gay who gives a fuck just date some nonsexual woman

and then you come across a giant high definition full cock and the clouds above part and it all makes sense - u gay

>>7130316
As long as you have earl grey i'm not filtering you too

>>7130321
>earl grey
Filtered you, that shit is literally overhyped and abysmal.

>>7130302
Gottem

>>7130310
That is also acceptable.

>>7130325
This man speaks only truths.

>>7130321

I have some Earl Grey on hand, that's primarily the only tea my parents drink, I used to drink it a lot when I was younger, but not as much anymore. I really much prefer stuff like berry teas, chai, green, or chamomille.

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>>7130333
>berry teas
>chamomille

>>7130344
black women just cant compete

>>7130344

Berry teas taste good and chamomille sometimes helps me sleep.

>>7130328
coming over and stealing some nuts

Just cracked my neighbours wifi password lol

kind of scary how straightforward these things are really

>>7130359
Bitch don't roleplay at me.

>>7130370
Check out this master hacker badass over here. Holy fuck what a man. Bet he gets laid every half hour.

>>7130370
>not having neighbours that keep their wifi unlocked just 4 u
must suck to just be hated

>>7130383
*roleplays*

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>>7130383

you: paying for wifi to insult me over the internet

me: reading your posts *for free*

>>7130325

This desu

disgusting perfumey nonsense

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>tfw no metal bf to get in the pit with

Hi help me I am smoked and I think my heart made a mistake

>>7130425
hello have you tried turning it off and on again

>>7130432
Yo shit I hadn't thought of that but I don't think there is a button on my body to do that but lemme try
I meant that my heart made an emotional mistake :(

>>7130454
ok follow my steps closely
delete your heart
it's useless anyways

>>7130454
No I already almost tried suicide once

>>7130409
>>7129858

>>7130462
I meant to post that to you.
Anyway I don't want to delete heart.
I went to make heart happy maybe this cute boy will be happy in his heart too that would be cute uwu

>>7130477
ok in that case ill go and delete this boy
next time you see him he'll be f u c k e d up
you asked for it

>>7130481
No don't delete him and fuck him up!
He is cute. Want him.

>>7130484
too late ive activated my bot
maybe u can try and save him but i wouldn't bet on it lmao

>>7130491
Haha I know you are lying.
I think he is busy maybe he will be back. He is not online.

>>7130496
i never lie

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hi I was banned from my fav gen/board because janny threw a fit, can I stay here for 3 days?

>>7130520

only if you're a masc4masc gay man and you post butt

those are the rules

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>>7130528
uh huh sounds like I'll do good

>>7130528
>masc4masc
we only accept fem4fem here

i want a ginger boyfriend
Captcha: Keep out CORY

>>7130604

I meant your own

>>7130609

tranny pls go

>>7130618

>ginger
>ever

>>7130638
>tranny
>in 2016
lmao we're all gender fluid here

>>7130638
>your own
That's lewd! And my butt is hairy and flat

>>7130643
>having a finite sexual volume
>not being gender gaseous

>>7130645
>hairy
nice
>flat
just get some injections its no biggie

>>7130651
you'll forever be the gassy gay carlos

>>7130643

tranny pls

>>7130645

hairy is good

do some squats

>>7130690
>squats
>still buying into the meme
travesty

>>7130698

thick thighs get guys desu

>>7130242

ye i be

a coffe drinker is me

>>7130716
that just isn't true 2bh
you need thick thighs, proportional lower torso and broad shoulders

>>7130698
>>7130716
I already have thicc thighs and I don't want more (thanks estrogen)

>>7130722

everything i say is right


>>7130726

>estrogen

femjuden raus

ab ins gas mit dir

>>7130753
everything you say is clouded by your craving for subpar pudding 2bh

>>7130758

#all pudding matters

>>7130764
2bh only chocolate pudding matters

>>7130773
>not tapioca or butterscotch

shit taste, famalam

>>7130780
honestly like i know we're gay and we're supposed to be fruity but what in gods name why the fuck is anyone eating tapioca or butterscotch pudding
dear lord forgive us

What is this a text message board?

>>7130787
>>>/hm/

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>>7130791
/hm/ is for porn, but I didn't post porn (I deleted it just in case)

>>7130796
>I didn't post porn
lmao sis

>>7130796

>hung actor.gif
>actor
>treating my waifu as just some actor

well i never

>>7130803
>some actor
that's giving him a title more than he deserves

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>>7130802
Well it was FROM a porn scene but not technically porn. Is this porn as well to you?
>>7130803
Sorry daddy

>>7130807

Fight me

>>7130810

assume the position boy

>>7130810
>not technically porn
>FROM a porn scene
are you retarded or just pretending to be

>>7130786
because they're the objectively best pudding flavors, why wouldn't you eat them?

get some taste, phillistine

>>7130868
>objectively
honestly just deleted you from myspace dont ever talk about butterscotch being the best

>>7130815
ill fight u and ur past bitch ez

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>>7130833
>photo of two guys sitting next to each other fully dressed on
>porn
I bet you did """porn""" with your father at some point you freak

>>7130888
was talking about the webm
so you're actually retarded? im sure they have meds for it these days 2bh

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I WISH I COULD CROSSDRESS AND GO TO A STRAIGHT BAR AND TRICK EVERYONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7130904
>was talking about the webm
I'm not a psychic sorry and you were replying to the question I asked in the .png post.

>ad hoem
>actually gets upset
I know meds for that exists, take them.

>>7130888
>>7130920
holster your autism feelgood

>>7130975
Do NOT reply to me or my boyfriends bf ever again

>>7130872

I'll cut you desu

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>>7127498
>tfw you go for a run and see a doggerydoo but have to retain self control and not totally spaz-out to pet it

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>tfw you get to inhale HIS exhales in bed

>>7131034
I hope you're not as retarded in real life as you seem to paint yourself as on here?

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>>7131068
Wasn't meant as a question, but whatever.

>>7128216
pic ?

I want to CUDDLE sendaddy!

>>7131034
>tfw you go out for a run and every doggerydoolittle seems to run up to you and walk circles around you until their owner can get a hold of them
>too busy thinking about why, if and how you should kill yourself to care
>"none of this would have happened if you killed yourself earlier, you see the trouble you cause by being selfish and still existing?"

Tbh I secretly wish I had the courage to pet them :3

>>7131132

my cuddles are reserved for a special boy

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my dad is making me move out soon, which sucks dick cos i still have 2 and a half more years of colleg before i am done and then after that i'm gonna move again. kind of just is what it is, my main homie is tryna look for places nd shit. who else is living on their own and going to school?

i'm kind of buzzed
i don't wanna reinstall grindr on my phone
or go outside
what are my options

>>7131250
type tfw no bf into this thread until you get a bf

>>7131276
tfw no bf

>>7131250
Masturbation is always an option. Or going to bed. Or watching crappy cartoons and playing videogames. Or talking to your cat. It's all good.

>>7131276
I'm pretty sure by now that has no chance of working.

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>>7127498
I feel so bad being gay and suppoting Hitler.
I've tried changing but I just can't. Nothing a few months in a work camp can't fix though

>>7129858

Eh, too grungy for my taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzHive7tDw

>>7131281
What kind of group did you guys meet in? How close (distance-wise) were you guys to each other?

>>7131250
>finally meet up with someone off grindr for the first time ever
>completely hit it off and am meeting his parents next weekend

shit works nigga, just takes some luck

>>7131385

I have a similiar story.

Met a guy on grindr, totally did not expect him to be such a nice guy. See him regularly.

Took me quite a number of hookups before that happened, though. Your mileage may vary.

How do I find a cute twink that isn't insufferable/ a total slut. Is it even possible?

>>7131401
I;m not cute

>>7131403
3 out of 4 isn't bad anon. Are you the shy nerdy type?

>>7131401

Find a masc twink

>>7131410
Uh i guess, not super into "nerd" things like vidya though

>>7131376
thats really rough lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

i just came using my butt and fingers this is great i feel amazing im going to do this from now on

Literally going to virtue signal the shit out of this
I wound up sneaking into Dalston through the smoking area while dressed as Joanne the Scammer. Hooked up with a beautiful Berliner and then on the bus home donated my kebab to a magician (this is real) and discovered a stunning Asian twink (who was covered in vomit). He had a wristband on that basically got him in to all the soho gay bars for free so I clocked he was a lost student; I wound up buying him water and then having a long conversation with his "friend" (idk how he actually knew him) making him order an uber to his. He was all "can you not just order an uber to his place?" and I was like, mate, I don't even have a phone rn and he can't unlock his besides the thumbprint thing which lets him call people. I wrote my name on his arm in lipstick so he could message me when he was home safe. He was so drunk that I had to help him drink water. I literally met the minimum requirements of being a decent human being but tonight was surreal so w/e

>>7131424

It gets worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGFkMUJyq50

>>7131450
id listen this if my bf was into it because id just end up giggling a lot

>>7131425
Congratulations.

>>7131457

I've had sex to this song before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOl5dA1ke0

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>ywn sit in a qts lap

>>7131472

bein the sittee is nicer tbqh famalam

>>7131476
l'm a bottom

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Would ya?

>>7131480
That's a really bad picture and you have murder eyes

>>7131484
Agree to disagree.

>>7131485
It's a bad picture; shit angle, shit lighting, looks like it was taken with the webcam on a 2005 walmart toshiba

My best friend is snoring while I wait until 4AM so we can wake up and start pregaming for a daybreaker. He's so cute. What should I do

>>7131395
>implying I'd ever date a DYEL with tattoos as shite as his
bitch pls

but ye, it just really fucking sucks that I'm leaving in less than 2 months. Don't want to do another LDR, but we're already talking about me coming back to the US in May for a couple of months because hell, no reason fuckin not to. Fuck the UK. Going on a roadtrip across the States with a qt twink is my life dream.

He's sleeping in my bed right now, too drunk and tired to stay up any further worrying about bullshit that will solve itself with time so gonna go join him.

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>>7131488
>shit angle
It's as unambiguous a view of a face as you're going to get. Should I have taken a bathroom selfie looking upward like it's 2005 an I'm a fat girl on Myspace?
>shit lighting
More like romantic mood lighting. I was sitting in a bathtub full of rose petals when I took that.
>looks like it was taken with the webcam on a 2005 walmart toshiba
Fuck you bitch. I took that pic with my 2013 Costco HP. Don't talk shit.

>>7131193
But I'm special!!

FUCK I can't find that one guy I had sex with and had a deleted conversation with on kik

>>7129313
Fuck off, nigger.

>>7129313
we never should have given black people the right to vote

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>>7132437
>we never should have women the right to vote
ftfy

ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

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quick someone give me cuddles my life depends on it

>>7132606
Can I give you a (you) instead?

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>>7132606
>tfw no one to cuddle with right NOW
I don't like meeting up with people without having talked with them for at least days but I feel like making an exception for the cudds

>>7132606
Hope you liked getting cuddled by fat Irishmen :333

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>>7132624
>Irish
>men
a contradiction in terms if i ever saw one you paddy fuck

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>>7129190
Cute!

Would glomp/10

>>7132623
>tfw spent all night cuddling ex
It's a weird feel.
It was nice, but I don't want to get his hopes up that we can be more then cuddlebuddies.

>>7132649
Haha, well we're men enough to make you moan and call us daddy, you fuck boy

>>7132624
>>7132669
>tfw

>>7132669
The only time you've made a guy moan is by telling terrible dad jokes.

>>7132674
You never know
>>7132682
Hey ... That was during sex so it could have been either

>>7132701
How do i get a qt irish bf

>>7132756
Lure one with a potato and then stick your dick inside him.

>>7132756
why would you want one?

>>7132762
because they usually have cute accents and are themselves cute

>>7127498
>tfw my bf is abusive and lives 5 hours away from me
>tfw there are no gay people at my age in my country

Kill me

>>7132756
Unashamedly this >>7132758
Or just chat to one in Dublin, we're pretty polite and nice guys usually. Known for that shit
>>7132770
:3 no u

>>7132809
>just chat to one in Dublin
Hmm

>>7132824
Who would you know from Dublin

>>7132846
Nobody i live in america

>>7132847
Go to Boston then

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>says he's 20
>looks like 30+
uhhhh huhhhh

>>7132876
Would someone really lie on the internet? Cmon dude.

>>7132883
I trust him but it's unattractive

>>7132885
Well there's your mistake. He's probably really 70 and double lied about it.

honestly it's like you have 2 months left to get your life together and you're just life blogging on 4chin and thinking about making donuts

Me: Do you just see me as a girl? With a dick?
Him: Pretty much.
Me: Is that all i am to you? A girl with a dick?
Him: No.. you're MY girl.. with a dick.

Which was cute and all
though i prefer it when he calls me his twinky little boy..

>like the overall thin look that my body has
>feels like butt is way to small
>gaining fat will make me fat in my belly and face too
>gaining muscle will make my but just more muscular and defined than bigger at least for a long time
help

>>7132907
just get implants you vapid bitch

>>7132910
wow rude

>>7132907
>gaining muscle will make my but just more muscular and defined than bigger at least for a long time
No. That's not how it works, even a little bit.

Your ass won't get defined unless you get seriously bodybuilder big and drop into single digit bf%.

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Is it wrong to use a profile pic from before I started slacking off at the gym? I probably get lots of more response this way than if I'd use a current picture

>>7132915
its not rude if its true you dumb bitch

>>7132923
yes because they'll feel betrayed upon seeing you and a connection at that point wont matter
unless you're only there to chat/sext with others in that case sure do whatever

>>7132923
Kind of a shit move.
About the same as only using face pics with myspace angles to hide double chins.

>>7132928
if what's true
>>7132935
I guess, it's not like I'm a fat blob now but I was really buff at that point

>>7132957
Pics? If you're alright with disappointing hook ups then go for it.

>>7133008
I did once and you liked it
>disappointing hook ups
I'll think about that

>>7133027
>I did once and
Did I? Or gaygen in general?
Can't remember the last time a fit guy posted on gaygen.

>>7133052
I posted one of myself here yes

>>7133054
To bad you're fat now.

>>7133072
I'm not I'm just more lean---

never mind sure yes I'm fat whatever

>>7133083
Stop complaining
If you want to meet up , don't lie ie fake pics
If not, who cares

>>7133083
Why'd you quit the gym?