Mtfg: Transgirl general

hi

>>7119713
pook

>all tucked up in bed watching a movie and eating junk food
Comfy as fuuuck

How is everyone else?

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i was wondering where you went sarah

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SOFT HAIR BEST HAIR.

GIMME HEADPATS!

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like I said last thread:
peace everyone
I have video games to play and youtube videos to binge watch.
...as soon as this update finishes downloading anyways.

pleb check Skype i sent you my autism

>>7119710
Internet within psych ward? That's pretty cool...

Those nurses are not cute though. Cute nurses are best part of psych.

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How do I get boobs like this that are big, squishy, and don't aren't rock hard and fake.

>>7119710
how are you holding up sarah?

>>7119719
*pats head*

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someone touch my hair whlie i fall asleep please

Oh are we here? I'll delete my thread.

This is why you don't use a pic of you being banned as the OP pic

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I love how sassy Clinton is desu

No more angry white men in the White House pls

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>>7119720
What video game?

>>7119729
Yeh!

<3

>>7119731
*noms Isla's hair*

c:

http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2015/12/hillary-clintons-insane-plan-for-a-no-fly-zone.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNgElVy7eQ
http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37766786

Thread reminder that Hillary will start WW3.

>>7119732
You deleted right after I posted ;_;

>>7119728
be born cis or have insane genetic

>>7119731
*gently strokes head*

>>7119735
!

>>7119733
Clinton has many skill points in girl magic.

She can make Donald rage no matter how hard he try to keep calm.

>>7119731
I am not of sufficient standard.

They keep scanning my bladder. I can't pee :(

>>7119735
ok
pls do not do that again
>>7119738
are u cute
>>7119742
o

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>>7119733
are you saying trump isn't the sass master wtf

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>>7119733
>voting for Clinton because vagina

>>7119737

it's not deleted yet I'm being hesitant...

>>7119738
>be born cis or have insane genetic
How do I do this?

>>7119738
Heatpats are nice!!

>>7119745
:c

awwww...

>>7119731
i would do that, except you're like 6 years younger than me and it'd be creepy as fuck

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>>7119734
...s-swtor

I'm 24. They can't exactly boss me.

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Im so confused, where should I post?!

>>7119747
maeve is the lewd master

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>>7119745
sorry that was me, forgot trip. Idk if im cute, atm probably not

>>7119752
if only i knew...

>>7119753
they are, i wish i had someone to stroke my hair while i was falling asleep :(

>>7119758
right here bby

>>7119760
maeve is really pure desu

>>7119758
i know i'm having a mental breakdown over here
>>7119760
;)
>>7119762
true true

>>7119754
yea true tht would be
>>7119758
here
>>7119753
hiss
>>7119762
o
well ur far and couldnt anyways

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>I missed the Jojo edition

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Looook a fuzzy catipllar :o

>>7119762
I just want to sit down beside the chair of someone playing a casual videogame so that they give me headpats and play with my hair idly...

>>7119764
:((((

Sorry Ilsa....

>>7119767
fuzzi wuzzi :3

>>7119767
aw so fuzzy :3

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>>7119752
Go to Hispanic market. Buy pic related. Wait til night.

Offer money and liquor, light candle, thank for protection, thank her for giving you genetics, tell her take whatever she needs in return. Little brother may die. Ymmv.

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>>7119755
>...s-swtor
Unexpected, but good taste

>>7119770
>>7119769
now kiss

Why is my face so fucking long holy shit?

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>>7119728
It's the FUCKING current year, do we have breast implants that feel soft, bounce a lot, and don't leave awful scars? I just want to have a large chest without looking like a tranny from Thailand with rock hard bolt-ons.

I just want them to jiggle, and squished. But I'm very tall and very skinny. 6'3, 130lbs.

>>7119769
*kissu*

>>7119775
>do we have breast implants that feel soft, bounce a lot, and don't leave awful scars?

d-do we?

>>7119775
That's really skinny.

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>>7119772
oh gosh really?
people usually make fun of me for it

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>>7119755
Swtor was awesome, I loved that game.
I wanna replay it sometime.

>>7119762
Then here I shall stay!

>>7119763
Hopefully I made the right decision to stay here, I think I need a nap, all this anxiety!

>>7119764
Mmmmk, Ill listen to you

>>7119774
Its not.

>>7119750
It says 404 for me? Unless that's another mtfg entirely

>>7119781
>people usually make fun of me for it
Probably because you're play as a girl and RP on it

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>tfw you have to wait for legal to okay it since you're not 21
Please, just fucking end it.
>>7119631
Maybe not because I'm too young.,
Any tips on not crying in public?
Whatever tactic I'm using now isn't working....
>>7119635
Loneliness.
>>7119663
I will once I get up to my uni, phone Skype doesn't work...

>>7119783
I could use someone to do flashpoints if desu
lots are impossible by yourself
I doubt there are many people interested here tho.

>>7119785

404'd thread wasn't mine, I'm not dumb enough to advertise i just got banned lmfao.

i got make-up edition, I remember when this happened before though we left the other thread up and used that one afterwards so i'm leaving it for now.

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>>7119779
I'm a year on HRT, I lost a lot of weight before I started and I'm going to start putting weight on again soon. Not much though, like 15-20lbs.

I dunno, I figured it'd help with fat growing in the right places. Nobody told me to do it.

>>7119788
Fuck.

tfw an acquaintance sends you a message but you don't want to open it because then they'll know and you'll have to talk to them

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Fuuuuuuck I can't pee

How are you holding up, /mtfg/?

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Oh shit niggas
I think I might have a four day weekend

>>7119789
*with,not if

>>7119792

nvm i deleted it

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This is a rare pic of me in boy mode
Yes I know I'm ugly
https://unsee.
cc/pozerida/

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>>7119748
Voting for Clinton because I want one, and trump will put anti LGBT white power extremist justices on the bench of the Supreme Court

My right to marry, not be discriminated against, and even work for the government are in jeopardy
>>7119741
She's very very good at husbando bating
>>7119747
He's a blow hard that's not sass, sass looks good while you're doing it

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>tfw can't tell if my implants feel real or not because i've never touched an real boobie

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>>7119798
>I think I might have a four day weekend
4 days of doing nothing but shitposting here

May God have mercy on your soul, Emily.

>>7119792
Aha fair enough, my post was in the 494 one but it was mostly along the lines of

>I am an irrisponsible adult

>>7119804
dang girl find one and touch it

consensually

>>7119803
it doesn't look good because he opposes the person you like lol

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>>7119789
If only I had the time for an MMO, I could never get past level 40 in that one honestly. It got so repetitive at that point. when I first played I expected more I guess? I might still have an account I can log into, let me check.

>>7119809
I don't have female friends anymore though, haha.

... or any friends, haha.

>>7119803
>white power extremists
Muh racism meme

>anti-LGBT
He's allowing the states to decide their policies on gay marriage and shit
Just move to a liberal state or something.
I'm sorry for being selfish for not wanting more imperialist wars in the Middle East but you brought all this Trump shit on yourself America

>>7119809
quid how do you deal with not being able to be with chara

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>tfw you platonically shop for housewares

>>7119802
you don't look like a boy ma'am

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to whoever wanted to go to korea for facial surgery

>>7119795
Why would you do that?

>>7119819
tfw succing ur platonic friend

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>>7119827
two

>>7119816
>Just move to a liberal state or something
Or not vote for Trump. I don't get why people are okay with LGBT rights being rolled back on.

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I'm back. Sabataging my workout feels really good. You girls done being negative now?

>>7119823
You need to look harder then

>>7119811
I'm not a democrat, it's just that republican candidates since bush senior have been walking memes that want to destroy the rights of all humans that aren't cis white straight males

I noticed there wasn't a thread theme.
https://youtu.be/p-bDyYkYX74

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>>7119799
Yep, I've got a level 34 smuggler gunslinger and level 30 jedi knight guardian on the Jung Ma server.

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goodnight everyone

i feel like aussie shitposting time is rapidly approaching and it's late anyway so im calling it.

i hope you get a bit closer to being happy tommorw

>>7119839
>>7119722
>>7119722
>>7119722

>>7119839
You see my boy mode pleb?

>>7119843
I'm not at uni yet....
>>7119788

which trip is the most uwu

>>7119719
Side part is best on you :)

>>7119837
>bush
>good
really? all politicians for the past few decades have been reptilian tier save a few

>>7119841
>i hope you get a bit closer to being happy tommorw
you too friend
sweet dreams

>>7119831
Chances are they won't roll back on it
And even if they did, it won't affect the state laws permitting gay marriage.

>>7119848
I'm sure there's other styles, but I like this for now.

It's comfy and safe. Except that it flops in my eyes.

>>7119844
Nah. It was baleeted.

>>7119841
sleep tight, sertiikins

>>7119855
For you pleb
https://unsee.
cc/dutirosa/

>>7119815
:(

well idk what to tell you, ask a boy

>>7119818
expertly

I'll see her again at some point, and it's not like i don't spend the vast majority of my time repressing sadness and anxiety anyway. I'm blessed to be able to repress it. Just gotta finish transition...

>>7119852
I don't get it, is that supposed to be reassuring?

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someone give me brawlhalla money pls

>>7119832
I'm always positive, besides when I'm not

>>7119849
Bush senior was a qualified intelligent decorated pilot who served during world war 2 and headed the CIA, he is so far ahead and more qualified then everyone until Clinton that it's not even funny.

>>7119868
wtf is brawlhalla

>>7119874
smash bros. like video game
it's fun and halloween skins just came out but no money :sob:

>>7119860
Ain't got shit on my boymode.

>>7119877
Pleb pls
My boy mode with smash your boy mode

>>7119828
i guess i don't like her anymore.
she didn't do anything wrong, i just yeah.

i'd rather that i never saw her again, but she's a nice person so i don't want to abruptly drop communication with her
it would be great if she had a happy life which had no involvement of me

am i a horrible person? probably

>at Comcast office
>huge line
>woman doesn't know how to sign in using an iPad
>someone runs up and literally just types her name on the iPad and sign her in after 10 minutes

Old people should be euthanized

>>7119864
The states where gay marriage was legal before the court order would still have it legal if the decision was rolled back on
So you'd still be able to marry if you went to another state

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Hi

pook lives
pookoween
the dark pook
pookers wookers
pook royale
the pooking
the pook of fate
attack of the 50 foot pook
the pook part 2
pook vs mechapook
the amazing pook

>>7119890
You forgot to go to bed

So I guess this isn't the psyche ward. It's the MICU :/

>>7119890
Basic, I posted rare boy mode of me

>>7119893
gimme money

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>>7119890
Hello basic

Soft hair is nice!

>>7119899
+3 pook bucks

>>7119886
Or I could just not vote for Trump

>>7119899
i would if i had any t~t

>>7119893
kill pook
pook fiction
reservoir pooks
pookie unchained
Pookious bastards

>>7119886
Oh it's better that they can stop you from seeing your wife in the hospital or picking your kid up from school because the state can legally not acknowledge your marriage

Hope you never die, your will can be invalidated by any family member that cares to push it, leaving your wife destitute.

>>7119903
Then have fun with more and more imperialist wars in the Middle East
Wars that your shitty government will drag in other nations such as mine and the Europeans

>>7119832
Fuck, I probably shouldn't have done that as soon as I finished my workout, I'm feeling kinda sick to my stomach now. Oh well, worth.

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>>7119861
>well idk what to tell you, ask a boy
NO
CAN'T

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>>7119910
Hasn't trump outright said he wants to bomb the shit out of the middle east?

>>7119912
kek

just get chronic nausea, then you can just induce vomiting like you do every day anyway and feel better right away :^)

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>tfw you listening to music of your late teens and get nostalgia sad.
Fucking nostalgia
Music used to mean so much to me...It's like when you're young everything is possible and now it's just like compromising on what shit tastes less bad

>>7119915
*pets elann banan*

>>7119915
He said ISIS which the US is already at war with
he doesn't want to bomb the Syrians or god forbid the Rusisans in Syria

>>7119913
Why not? :3

>>7119904
T__T
>>7119902
thnx gurl
>>7119905
;__;

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>>7119922
I feel like you're ignoring the fact that this is a man who has advocated war crimes
http://time.com/4132368/donald-trump-isis-bombing/

>>7119929
don't spend it all in one place champ

>>7119919
Oh I didn't know you felt that way about the beach boys

if I showed up at doorstep would you pat head

>>7119937
If you were cute, sure.

If not, I'd probably call the Police.

>>7119921
hugg sirona

>>7119937
Yes.

Then invite you in for cookies and tea.

>>7119896
I didn't forget. I just watched bedtime come and go without going to bed

>>7119898
I saw.
I was going to mememaster and post a full makeup "boymode" in return but was lazy

>>7119900
How you?

>>7119932
Why stop there

He's advocated mass world wide nuke armament by the US

He advocated shooting and imprisoning his political opponent

He told white supremacists to intimidate minorities at polls

The man is literally a comic book villan

Let's just nuke the fuck out of russia and go to our well secured bomb shelter complexes filled with luxuries and emerge 20-30 years later to inherit the entire planet.

>>7119941
-w-

>>7119944
Slowly losing sanity.

I'm beginning to hate going to bed because I have no one to wrap my arms around and smile at.

How come I always have to make the new threads :l

>>7119949
Omfg rude

>>7119934
More like Tori Amos /Weezer/Blur/Jesus and Mary Chain/Sarah McLachlan.

Are am I gonna get to meet you this November when I'm in SanJose/SF area?

>>7119944
I wasn't memeing though

>>7119916
I already fuck up my throat with smoking and acid reflux plenty, don't need to add regular puking to the list. I just hope it goes away in time to have a burger in an hour or two, my mom's probably going to flip if I end up puking it up, but at least I have the excuse of working out too hard.

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>when yaoi hits to close to home
Fug

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>>7119945
And this is why people arguing that hillary is a warmonger actually make my brain hurt. I want to know the chain of logic that would lead to such a bizarre conclusion.

>>7119949
You actually were supposed to delete yours this time round because someone else made one first, but let's not split hairs here.

>>7119955
And forgot my trip again.

>>7119945
i hear your criticisms and i believe there is much merit in them

but as a counterpoint, i would like propose that, despite his many faults, at least he isn't hillary clinton

>>7119958
What is that?

>>7119954
Uh huh

>>7119947
:/

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>looked into the mirror
>see my father
>22 and gorilla
>tfw passing is impossible

>>7119966
Oh but I might be getting money enough for mones because 21 in 2 days?

Who knows...

I might spend it on starting to get a script instead...

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>>7119925
>Hey, man I don't have a crush on can you feel my breasts and tell me if they feel real?
>*squeeze*
>They feel real to me, anon.
>O-Okay, maybe you should try again to be sure.
>*squeeze*
>Yeah, they feel fine.
>You're not just saying that? Like, really squeeze them.
>*squeeze*
>I told you they're fine.
>Okay, can you just try here I feel like you missed here?
>Anon, they're fine.
>Please, double check. It's just to make sure.

>>7119966
Its a yaoi im reading
Its pretty cute
That panel just gave me feels

>>7119976
Yeah but.... What's the name of it...... For reasons.....

>>7119971
It's a tough call.....
I'd probably spend it on self medding desu

all roads lead to war

trump or hillary just changes the flavour of the propaganda you'll hear.

this a tense period of the history of the future.

>>7119981
Yeah, but the parental ban on self med is still in effect...

[anxiety increases]

m-maybe I'll be able to do both???
.___.

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>>7119984
president maeve promises no war and titty skittles for all

>>7119985
tell your parents to get fucked wtf

why do they think they know more about it than you?

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>>7119940
The Police? Like the ones that released the classic Zenyatta Mondatta later appropriated for use in Memewatch?

>>7119988
i don't think america is ready for a cute president

>>7119984
Russia is nothing bby, don't worry. If yhey couldn't in yhe cold war, they can't now.

>>7119985
You're almost 21 though, just get a parcel motel and hide them

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>>7119981
Yachin Hanbun No Ibasho Desu
Have fun reading Basic <3

>>7119988

you got my vote!

>>7119984
But Hillary won't start giving Putin fellatio, so that's something.

>>7119988
if dubs i write in maeve

>>7119989
Irrelevant. They'll kick me out and I don't have housing otherwise.

>>7119995
...

I'll get this housing form filled out...

>>7119940
Cause if so, hecks yeah, I'm gonna be uncute as heck.

Otherwise I'm gonna make sure I'm cute first though.

>>7119943
yay :3

>>7119955
rip

what'd you do?

>>7119974
Yes, exactly!

>>7120000
engineer a disastrous accident so you inherit their house and cash and then self-med

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>>7119992
i- i can be intimidating!!
>>7119997
i'll be president in no time
>>7119999

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>>7120000
Can a friend hang on to them?

>>7119996
I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO DO THAT OK

>>7120006
My brother would get it first, I have no life skills, and I'd rather leave the house and let them rot.

>>7120009
Nope. There's none nearby who support me self medding.

They'll support me transitioning, but online pharmacies are evil and dangerous apparantly...

Stupid med students...

>>7119991
Eee oh ooh
Eee oh ooh
Eee oh ooh ooooh

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>>7119999
>if dubs i write in maeve
Mildly impressed.

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>>7120009
Yea im shure youre just doing research for an essay youre writing
Heh

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>tfw you take a midterm you didn't even know you had to take
Whoops lmao. It's whatever, only for like 2 or 3 things wrong.
I'm just glad I actually went today
>>7119879
Lmao, no.

>>7120011
Make sure he's involved

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A boy just asked me if I wanted to come over to his place for drinks, but I just got my new tablet

HELP.

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>>7120011
Shower of bastards

>>7120015
On the evils of yaoi maybe

>>7119999
You got tripple dubs, does that mean you commit voter fraud to write her in three times?

>>7120001
Like I said, I think I smoked too soon after my workout, fucked with my stomach a bit. Starting to feel better now. It was on a mostly empty stomach too, so that probably also contributed.

>>7119959
It's like picking a side, I have two honest trump supporter brothers, perfectly normal guys normally, who go into complete psychotic illuminoity rants about Clinton and emails, it's just they decided they should be republicans, it's like their hockey team, and everyone who isn't a fan is literally Satan.


I'm glad to see that even fox is saying he's out of control and dangerous now, any acceptance of this man needs to be quashed.

>>7120018
Bring yr tablet

>>7120017
I actually appreciate having some family you know...

Just about....

He's not as much of an asshole.

>>7120018
Bring tablet, drink well and watch hentai together???

>>7120019
Yeah...

Well, I mean they have good intentions... but I don't have the patience they think I have.

>>7120018
>new toy
>possibility for lewd with a boy
how is this a hard choice wtffffff

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>>7120025
>>7120026
>>7120029
No, I want to read comics! Why can't I read comics and get dick at the same time...

>>7120026
Sorry I was channeling my inner Chara

Still... you wanna leave the gas on and take a walk... it's up to you.

How painful are the diy orchis?????
I'm not fucking waiting til 21.
>>7120032
Let him fuck you while you read.

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>>7120032
You can read comics on your new tablet in the morning!
Give him the succ you big dummy!

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>>7120019
The evli yaois make me feel funny things

>>7120034
diy orchis can and most likely will kill you.

>>7120018
>A boy just asked me if I wanted to come over to his place for drinks
that's not very subtle

might as well have texted you "eyyy bb u want sum fuk?"

>>7120037
Hmmmm. I don't see three downside.

>>7120037
why are you encouraging her?

>>7120032
Show him your extensive yaoi collection!

>>7120033
I just want to leave and never have to hear from them again...

>>7120035
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyy

>>7120038
Because we've been fucking for like 2 months now lol

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>Tfw your gf says this is what you look like

>>7120021

Can I ask what you think of Clinton?
Personally I hate trump but I also dislike it when people support Hillary because they like her and not because the alternative is trump.

>>7120034
There's few things in this world I can recommend less than a diy orchi, but some maniac on this board did it a while back and apparently got through it with just wine and over the counter pain meds. 100% don't though, you'll not only probably die and be in a lot of pain, but best case scenario is that your future neovag doesn't turn out as well.

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>>7120042
Do it for sheen

>>7120039

You'd be buried in the suit. Plus centuries later schoolkids might bestudying old death records and wonder "why did this man cut their balls off? very odd thing to a man to do. Oh well."

>>7120047
I can't do it any other way for 13 months.
Fuck New York.

>>7120051
a measly shitting year? That's a heartbeat that's not worth dying for.

plebbu webbu

>>7120012
:3

>>7120020
oh I meant what was your workout?

>>7120052
>a measly shitting year? That's a heartbeat that's not worth dying for.
dude what, a year is like 1/75th of your entire life

or 1/40th of your life if you're trans

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>>7120042
Sex the boy
Comic tomorrow

>>7120036
Not me, I'm immune.

>>7120026
The funny thing is they're fucked on drugs all the time

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Bleeeeh


It's late enough that my craving for physical affection no longer out weighs my dependency on sleep.

Night!

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>>7119710
Nu-Link is such a qt. I want him to fuck me til I literally die of starvation.

>>7120065
>him

>>7120050
I don't even know if that's that bad compared to more poisoning. I'm just using charcoal to soak up the poison. I just wanna take out the gland
>>7120054
Hi

>>7120049
Okay, I'll do what Sheen would have done and stayed home to read comics instead of have dick in my bum.

RIP lil dude

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>tfw I'm a girl now
wew

>>7120066
What if Zelda was a grill.

>>7120073
>ywn ktf

>>7120057
Oh, nothing major, just a half hour on the treadmill and a few minutes on a bike. I kinda wanted to stay longer but my aunt was my only ride home for a few hours and had to get back to start dinner. She pulled up right when I finished my cig, thank god I was walking around behind the place.

>>7119959
each candidate's warmongerness doesn't invalidate the others
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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im going to kms because Im dumb and will never be a real girl and people keep saying im a girl but I'm really a boy Im big stupid and ugly

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>>7120073
Er... keep trying..?

>>7120073
Impressive, how long was it between the photos? How long did it take laser, assuming that's how you don't have beard shadow?

>>7120058

Yeah but as far as actual time goes it isn't that long.

Life is short

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>tfw despite passing fine the dysphoria train has no breaks

>>7120071
Please don't, best case scenario is you live to regret it, worst is mountains of pain for several days while everyone you know thinks you're stupid, then you finally die of an infection in a week. You can handle the wait to get it done right.

>>7120081
~Sept 2015 and tonight
that's 6 sessions of laser at £200 a session, I chose the most advanced and expensive clinic I could because I knew with my low pain tolerance from brain damage electrolysis would make me jump around too much

>>7119993
Russia's SS-18's make our Minutemen IIIs look like bottle rockets

I'm thinking of changing my name... again. A new name popped into my head a few weeks ago and I keep thinking about it... I'm super worried about people not taking me seriously though. But idk I feel for some reason that [newname] somehow fits better. Is this an illusion? I feel like nothing really "fits" perfectly, so maybe I shouldn't risk losing the privilege of being seen as someone knows what they want??

Thoughts?

>>7120078
ilu Red please stay safe.

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Sleep snug smugs

>>7120090
It looks like it's payed off for you; I'm 5 sessions in and it's working but I definitely won't be done for a long time.

>>7120092
Also, telling people I have a new name fuckin sucks. So awkward even if they're totally chill.

>>7120092
What is the name you're considering?

>>7120096
sleep cutely, basic

>>7120100
Kate

>>7120111
Seems fine.

>>7120092
ive always had a fondness for the name Luna, but i dont want to name myself that it seems too... whats the word

>>7120114
"snowflakey", perhaps. You could always have it be your middle name. Or fuck da police name yourself what you want. There are people out there with way stranger names than Luna

>>7120086
It just fucking sucks. I got all the shit they want, but I gotta wait til Dec 2017????
Fuck that noise.
Like, why the fuck did I even pay the copay if I was just gonna be told to hope for the best??

>>7120112
Yeah it's not an out-there name or anything, I have no qualms with the name itself. It's just that I've already come out to people with my other name and everyone's been calling me that for like a year.

>>7120121
i like kate
what name are you currently going by?

>>7120085
hii

>>7120126
Sarah

>paranoid that y'all are trying to find out if you know me irl

>>7120092
Changing your name twice makes your existence a meme.

>>7120126
>kate
Musclefucktyrranosaur

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>>7120114
>ive always had a fondness for the name Luna, but i dont want to name myself that it seems too... whats the word

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>>7120043
>Tfw Faye never wants to meet up with weirdos.

I don't blame u, I guess I wouldn't either

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>>7120127
Oh erm... hi.

>>7120119
Probably just because it's gonna take that long to fit in the appointment. It sucks, but at least you have something to look forward to, and you can be sure it will be safe and the best possible result.

>>7120132
Trannyish? Yeah. It is. Also Luna is my dog's name.

>>7120128
no i'm just a curious cat
both are nice names
not gonna be able to tell which fits you better
for the sake of simplicity i'd stick with sarah

>>7120130
My existence is already a meme

>>7120132
gooby pls
>>7120137
not so much
luna is definitely a female name it just is used on very strange characters
also my mother's dog was named maggie
imagine my surprise when i found out thats a fairly common name

>>7120085
How do you know if you can't see, or everyone else is being nice?
Asking for a friend.
>>7120135
I'd be able to have it in 30 days if, I was 21....

>>7120141
anon stop making this harder than it already is
its hard enough waking up

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I also need name help.
Samantha/Sam or Charlotte/Charlie?

Legal Name/What I go by.

>>7120085
You need cuddles. And you need to hang out and interact with people.

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>tfw just sitting here, drinking ice tea, eating rice cakes and listening to the Gwent music from The Witcher 3

>>7120151
Let me guess, the runner ups were Danny and Austin?

>>7120119
wtf, a year for an orchi?? That's just in and out, you don't even need to be put under iirc.

I'm seeing a doctor about trans shit in a month and I was hoping I could just get mine done within a few months, now I'm worried.

What is this backwards world, there aren't exactly people lining up to get their balls removed.

>>7120080
go easy, I'm british
women are supposed to look like that here

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>>7120156
N-No. I just like those names.

>>7120157
I'm not 21. That's the only reason. The only fucking reason.

>>7120151
I wouldn't shorten either personally, both sound quite masculine when shortened. If you're going to shorten, I would definitely go with Sam, Charlie sounds way more masculine.

>>7120146
>luna is definitely a female name
That doesn't mean it isn't a tranny name. That also doesn't mean you shouldn't pick it. My name is Allison for example, which is fairly trannyish, but it's what my parents were going to name me if I was born a girl and they gave me a boyish version of it for my middle name, so it kinda just felt right with that combined with the fact that I liked the name. Just go with what suits you best. I kinda just knew what I wanted, so I didn't have to play this game, but what I can say is that changing it after already changing it once is going to suck.

>>7120162
Maybe you could go out of state to somewhere that doesn't have that under 21 rule? I assume it's a legal thing.

>>7120164
How is Alison "trannyish"
how do you qualify this?
Alison is literally a normal girl name

>>7120167
It would be out of network then
;-;7

>>7120148
Sorry. 4chan makes everything a meme, though.

>>7120151
Are you specifically trying for names that have androgynous nicknames, or did it just happen that way?

They both seem nice to me, although Samantha was most likely way more common during your birth year than Charlotte was, if that's something you care about.

>>7120147
Just pay attention. If people clock you, they will tend to stare at you for a moment or two in public. If you can go out grocery shopping for example and no one thinks twice of having you around, there you go. On top of that, pay close attention to how others treat you. For example, I had a kidney stone about a year ago, and while I was at the hospital for the pains it was causing, the doctor asked me if I was sure I wasn't just on my period. Another example is girls asking you for tampons (keep them in your purse if you pass, cus trust me, this day will come).

>>7120164
I-is Shakira a tranny name??

>>7120146

It's way better to have a common name than a "unique" name.

No one takes trannies with a "unique" name seriously.

Only risk it if you can pass flawlessly and look fantastic.

Cornflakes in yet?

>>7120164
Allison will be my name if I pull the trigger and transition. How is it a tranny name? I have never heard of a tranny named Alison before right now.

>>7120169
Because TONS of trannies pick "Alice" which is pretty much the same. Some of my friends even call me that. I just go by Allison because I think it sounds a bit more mature, really.

>>7120177
Sorry, Shakira. But yep, it is. Plus literally everyone will think you named yourself after the singer because you want to be her or something.

>>7120134
://3

>>7120177
Shakira is a fuckin power name. Stand tall, girl

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>tfw you have a test that you didn't study for

>>7120177
No, but it makes you sound like you have no self esteem and would consider waiting on a street corner if you wanted something enough. This is all fine, mind you. Nothing wrong with any of that if that's who you are, but it's not healthy at least.

>>7120180
Answered earlier in this post already. It's just very common. I've been on /lgbt/ for about 3 years now and have seen at least 4 or 5 not counting myself.

>>7120169
I dunno about Alison, but Alice is a tranny meme name (at least two people here are even called Alice)

A lot of /a/ names are tranny names it seems, like Alice, Alison, Amanda, Andrea, etc.

>>7120188
>stand tall, girl
>the one thing trannies don't want to do
Lmao

>>7120191
What subject?

>>7120191
STOP
MAKING
FEELS

>>7120175
Idk, I feel like everyone stares at me.
Ppl asking me for change gender me female, and that's p much all the contact I have walking around.,

>>7120191
is the test being cute, because if it is, i think you're going to pass

>>7120191
Ayy, same. I didn't even know I had one lmao

>>7120195
rofl, ya got me

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>>7120163
>>7120174
>both sound quite masculine when shortened
That's kind of the point, I like then. They're cute and boyish, I'm cute and boyish. I have medium-short hair, I wear flannels and dress like a lesbian. I dunno they seem like little boy name and I've always felt boyish.

I like the idea of having a super feminine name that can be shortened to something cute and boyish.

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>>7120197
English

>>7120200
Am I relateable anon?

>>7120203
Well it's not that (and I'd fail if so)
It was English, I am a good bullshitter so I'll pass dw

>>7120191
i want to go to collage but the fucking math requirement meme
is anything as uselessly forced when its not used in 80% of jobs?

>>7120212
>It was English
>so I'll pass dw
i don't want to knock your confidence or anything buddy, but you can't even keep your tenses straight in a single sentence

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>>7120213
>i want to go to collage
>collage
Welp. I've got some bad news for you, anon...

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What should I make for dinner, /mtfg/?

>>7120213
Idk how college works, but you might be able to use khanacedemy to grind your math skills and test out of it

>>7120220
Turkey bacon avocado sandwich. Make the bacon in the oven. You won't regret it.

>>7120220
Don't cook, I ordered pizza, I will share.

>>7120220
Thai green curry is mtfg approved food.

>>7120220
>not already having dinner prepared for when your man gets home
Young lady, you need to work on this asap if you intend to get married some day.

>>7120210
Eh, idk why you're transitioning if you've always felt boyish, but you do you I guess. I'd still go for Sam, then, it sounds boyish but not too masculine, Charlie isn't neutral at all. Also, bias because it's my birth name.

>>7120218
Like I say said, I'm a good bullshitter
I don't even speak English

>>7120205
I did but forgot

>>7120213
Math is a meme

>>7120226
Cram that shit into the usb. Send it through the tubes

>>7120184
>Plus literally everyone will think you named yourself after the singer
This is annoying. Oh well nothing is set in stone yet
>>7120192
>it makes you sound like you have no self esteem and would consider waiting on a street corner if you wanted something enough
lolwhat
>>7120213
>not used in 80% of jobs?
Depends on the maths. Quadratics yeah, fractions you gotta know that
>>7120228
>your man
>impyling im attractive enough to have a man

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>>7120228
No man would ever want to marry me, I'm a shit. I just don't intend to kill myself through starvation so I need to figure out dinner..

>>7120242
Just marry another shit, soblem prolved

>>7120219
my brain is rotting from memes
>>7120222
ill get a doctors note to say math is transphobic
>>7120241
fractions are easy

>>7120235
>Like I say said, I'm a good bullshitter
i believe in you, little buddy

you managed to convince that you aren't cute, so you must have a fair bit of skill

>>7120237
Put some toner in your fax machine and I'll fax it to you cutie.
>>7120242
You're not shit, Im sure whatever you make would make someone like me happy!

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>>7120233
Because I can feel boyish but still know I'm a girl. Boys aren't boyish, they're boys. They're always in a perpetual state of boyishness.

I'm boyish most of the time, but I still like to get pretty, curl up and be a princess sometimes.

And like. I'm a girl.

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>>7120248
but i want a good man that ic an love with all my heart and have a family with, not an abusive drunk
>>7120254
i-ill do my best

>>7120233
>le all trannies have to be stereotypical girly girls meme
oh hon please

>>7120263
Hey now hon, if you weren't playing with your sister's barbie dolls and playing dressup and knew in the womb you were a girl you aren't a girl