MTFG - transgirl general

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>>7102228
Australia, along with the non-soft cunt nations such as Russia should form a coalition to defeat the Clinton Hegemony.

>>7102223
you Britbongs are just jealous that we're not being raped by muslims.
I think I hear Ahmed calling for you.

>tfw you can't source the weaponry required to secede and keep australians out of your land

>>7102228
Fuck off

Hi everyone. How do I begin name-fagging?

>>7102240
Do you really think you can stand up to our Emu Cavalry?

>>7102237
>australia isn't soft
i dunno man, i've been melbourne and most of them were softer than me (and they call me softy mcpillow)

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... i just wanted ketchup

>>7102249
Melbourne is full of Poofs, but it's comfy at least.
Shame these people want to let Refos into our country.

>>7102247
I think for the most part they wouldn't bother. I wouldn't be defending prime coastal real estate or anything.

Even if I needed to, Australians aren't noted for being the brightest stars in the sky, so it shouldn't be too hard to get past them.

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D A H N A L D
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Im dipping my nuggets in salsa and its gross

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>>7102257
STEP AWAY FROM THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

>>7102228
Why is this in mtf? It should be in lesgen by a long shot.. Besides im the one in love with that woman.

>>7102257
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MADMAN HIS DELEGATES

Politics = lame

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>mfw No money for food but bough two pair of shoes anyway.

So when you guys leave Australia, what country are you thinking of moving to?

Canada is top of my list right now.

>american politics
t o p
t z t

>>7102263
political memes, however

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>>7102228
HILLARY A CROOKED

>>7102266
I don't think I'd ever be able to get into Canada.
I think that's part of the reason people will defend the stupid shit that happens in Australia --they can't go anywhere better.

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>>7102260
>Besides im the one in love with that woman.

>>7102256
idk, could you handle the drop bear artillery?

>>7102266
Somewhere in Europe probs

>>7102264
nicky?

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>>7102260
bc OP is a bisexual trans women who loves hillary.

I'm homeless what do i do

>>7102275
Why would I have to fight the wildlife?
There is a koala that follows me when I go for walks in the national park.

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>>7102272
death hillary > trump

>>7102277
**trans woman**

>>7102266
>moving from one meme country to another

>>7102276
hey abby whats up?

Politics = rich people controlling the masses via slavery for paper tender

>>7102278
i don't know
;_;

>>7102274
What? She's hot

>>7102277
Still though the trans community hated her. It was the lesbo's that always loved her.

>>7102277
>multiculturalism
ewww

>>7102279
ookkay
cute

>>7102284
It's not slavery when it's completely voluntary

I came here to say good morning but it's just politics shitposting

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>>7102283
Just got back from sleeping at my gf's and exhausted as fuck. Not excited for classes to start. What's new?

>>7102287
>It's not slavery when it's completely voluntary
>Implying anyone has a choice
Freedom isn't real. We're all slaves to the mega rich.

>>7102292
This is all America's fault

>>7102290
Shitposting is fun, politics is fun, political shitposting is therefore even more fun!

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I wanna straighten my hair but i want it to grow and ill damage it :<

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Yo what up

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Trump is the natural politician of choice for transwomen.

Pic related: famous trans spokeswoman demonstrating her allegiance.

>>7102297
I hate to agree with Emily for anything, but the yanks can end this at any time desu.
It's just they are too scared of having to actually change anything.

>>7102273
Oh no, is Canada hard to get into?

>>7102275
If I thought I could pick up a second language I'd love to try living in Germany

>>7102282
What's wrong with Canada?!

Hypothetically, i could ask a friend to let me stay with them. I'd have to prostrate myself, and pay them whatever i have. Forget my pride.

I dont even mind doing that. I just dont know if I'd rather be penniless, staying with someone who doesnt give a shit about me, or if I'd rather just kill myself right now.

>>7102306
>Oh no, is Canada hard to get into?
Unless you can prove that your country is a shithole (worse than say, the USA) or you have some kind of skill.

>>7102297
No, its the way of humanity. Its all about inherited wealth. People who never had a worry in their life are the ones calling the shots. Always has been, always will be.

>>7102298
Fair point, I'm just too lazy desu
I get way into it and don't have the will to start that train

What country?

>>7102308
>I'd have to prostrate myself
Yeah but that's a wicked orgasm

>>7102290
Nepy <3 <3 <3

>>7102308
Where abouts are you?

>>7102308
You should offer payment in other ways, if you're following my trail of breadcrumbs

>>7102225
I refuse to kill you! Also hi, how's your day?

>tfw your fetish is ftms
f u c k

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>>7102291
Got sick for one week from alcohol poisoning. It was nasty. But it's good now. Aside from that did some shopping with my mom, fun time.

>>7102319
I couldnt ever. The idea makes me sick to my stomach.

I've decided I'm gonna spend what i have left on some very trashy drugs and have one reaaalllly chill day. And if i wake up in a couple days I'll see where i go from there.

>>7102303
Why do you hate to agree with me anon ;_;
I love you <3

>>7102306
I tried learning German, was too depressed and school got in the way. Might take it up again soon.

>>7102312
We should go back to Feudalism desu

>>7102327
cute

>>7102327
We get it, your life is perfect. Go rub it in some more

>>7102331
ily2 <3

But I don't often agree with you on stuff.
That's just life!

>>7102330
>I couldnt ever. The idea makes me sick to my stomach.
Oh, I thought it just sounded cute and kinky

Maybe it's different when the situation is genuine though

>>7102306
>I'd love to try living in Germany
Not more refugees REEEE

>>7102332
I'm usually all for bashing trips who pass.

BUT LITERALLY YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH NIKKY.
I'LL FUCK YOUR FACE WITH A SHOVEL MISSY.

>>7102311
Oh dear, I was hoping it might be a little bit easier than that :<

>>7102331
If you do learn German, can you be my teacher?

>>7102338
But I'm an English-Australian, you'd want me right?!

>>7102332
But it's not. I got sick in critical moment in my project at my job. I'll be fired by tomorrow. I'll lose my house and hopes for jaw surgery.

mfw germany
>everyone who hates refugees lives in the east
>all the refugees live in the west

>>7102339
Nikky is old money like faye and Rachel and all the other passers. Fuck them. Nikky's worst day is better then my best day so fuck all of you for pandering to the passing evil bastards

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>>7102335
Well it's a good thing you don't agree with half the things I say, my past time is just taking the piss and most of my """""political""""" views are wrapped in thousands of layers of irony.

>>7102338
I'm white, I'd be a good addition against the ficky ficky hordes.

>>7102340
sure thang.

>>7102338
>let in ahmed, mehmet, ahmet and mehmed
>won't let in cute transgirls
nice logic, hans

>tfw du kannst nicht deutsch learnen
;__________________________________;

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>>7102327
>alcohol poisoning
Fucking yikes. How did you manage that? I cut my hair short and got a nose piercing, but not that much has changed. I just don't have the time to be on the internet and shitpost here

>>7102347
Yeah, but even when you say negative stuff about yourself and stuff.

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>>7102344
>all other passers

>>7102349
Ich liebe dich anon
du wirst es lernen <3

>>7102317
Caroline how are you <333

>>7102323
Gross

>>7102355
im okie
hows Nepy? <3 <3 <3

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>>7102351
oh negative things about myself, I 100% believe at the time
I guess it's getting better though, I mean I saw myself as cute not too long ago

>>7102349
Dass ist doch kein Problem? Warum machst du überhaubt Deutsch lernen?

>>7102340
>>7102347
Well if you'd help with the ficky ficky hordes..

>>7102348
ITS FRANZ NOT HANS

>>7102344
My worst day was locked in a suicide ward with my head shaved with everyone calling me sir, knowing I'd lose my entire life and savings if I said I was a woman

>>7102352
Yeah, fuck all of you. If you pass then you ain't trans anymore. If people mistake you for a girl 99% of the time then guess what, its time to stop coming to trans areas bragging that the wirkd treats you like none of us gwt to be treated.

>>7102353
lolnope
ich wird nicht, ich kann nicht

>tfw want to give myself a buzzcut but am scared
h-help guys

>>7102359
Nep is sad tbqh
But I have a friend's birthday party to go to today
so hopefully i don't stay that way

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>>7102363
I will bring funeral web spiders to help dw.

>>7102368
;_;

>>7102366
So you're telling me once I pass I will grow another X chromosome and a vagina?
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this before holy shit?

>>7102365
More lies, who is it to say its even you posting? If it is then dont you have some place to be with your $100,000 bmw? You peice of flaming amphibian shit

>>7102363
Hows Franzi? <3
>>7102372
aww :(
Hugg

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>>7102360
>I saw myself as cute not too long ago

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>>7102378

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>two nights ago crashing with friends because I had a flat tire
>big pile of girls and a trans guy on a couch trying to decide what to watch on TV
>someone suggests Boku no Pico
>everyone laughs and shrugs and says why not
>everyone's laughing at the guy for how intently he's staring at the show
>someone else noticed that I'm not at all bothered or enraptured by BnP
>I start calling out whether I've ever been in a particular situation as we watch
>I jokingly ask how the girl who noticed I wasn't disturbed if she was at all bothered by the anime
>"oh, I've watched worse things with my friends"
>bitch I've done worse things with my friends
>everyone gives me that "shit just got too real too fast" look
>someone asks if we can watch something else
My fucking life though

>>7102375
Im telling you if you pass then no one gives a shit. Its all about being pretty and i will nevet be so i hope all of you die a most heinous death

>>7102375
THIS REMINDS ME!

I have a picture I took of a trapdoor spider somewhere.
They are 1000% qt with their little houses.

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>hanging out with guy friend I've known for years
>he's mad because I'm wrecking him in Smash Bros. so he gives me some play-punches
>for some reason he decides to aim not for my arm, shoulder, or anywhere else but my chest
>so of course I instinctively cover my chest and shoot him a look
>I'm not out to him yet so he probably just thinks I'm a pussy

I thought about telling him as I was driving him back home but then as I was actually doing it it suddenly felt like it shouldn't just be a 10 minute "btw im a girl don't hit my tits pls". I bet a guy who's known me for so long has a bunch of dumb questions to ask me, like what I'm gonna do with my genitals.

Ugh, I need to hang out with women more. How do I even make female friends when all of my hobbies are so men-dominated? I've been in a handful of bands and I was the only woman in all of them. Meeting a girl at a Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament? Forget about it, they all play Smash 4...

>>7102366
It would be depressing if there wouldn't be anyone passing here. I still hope that the lack of passing mtfs is because they moved on and don't lurk on 4chan anymore rather than killing themselves.

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>>7102378
yesterday actually.
Can't believe I did actually, was a surreal feeling

>>7102383
Seems like you care the most about them.
>Posts a pic of self
>"FUCK YOU PASSER REEE GET OUT!"
Calm your farm nigga.

>>7102381
hehe

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>>7102228
I would have preferred the diaper general.

>>7102383
are we doing this again?

>>7102362
Warum machen Sie überhaupt etwas?

>>7102375
But I am scared of spiders ;~; Can you train them to only bite, you know, our new special guests?

>>7102377
Impatient as fuck, one week till ffs I can't wait.

You got your po box now right? Already ordered mones?

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>>7102363
Oh Fagzi are you German?
Are half the posters here from Germany, what the flying fuck?

>>7102390
>tfw now that emily is starting to see her value she is never gonna stoop so low as to be your gf
oh well ;_;

>>7102386
post!

>>7102398
I bet we could, I'll give all the Germans cork hats which will hopefully keep bad bugs away.

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>>7102392
Are we ever not doing this?

>>7102382
I thought I filtered you.

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I had a dream I just woke up from where I got in a fight with my group of friends and walked down the road and somehow got abducted by a group of women that hated men and told me they were in charge, but I told them I was trans and the one in the backseat with me started grouping my breasts...

It got weird from there, I woke up after they strapped me to a medical table, I think they were checking if I was healthy or something idk


It wasn't sexual, it was kind of scary, and it was the first dream I've had where I actually saw myself as trans in.

>>7102322
Quiet! Day off so I went shopping for stuff for dinner. I feel like cooking tonight!
Hows yours?

>>7102389
I hope they all kill themselves

>>7102392
What else am i going to do? I'm a slave to my job, a slave to my lans lord, a slave to my facial hair. I have no freedom.

>>7102399
Germany, Canada, Australia and seem to be overrepresented with trannies for some reason.

>>7102398
I gotta wait to get a response back and stuff, I sent out the form on Friday so its probably not arrived there yet.

As soon as I get the box I'm gonna order mones :3

Its good to hear that stuff is going better for you, or seems to be. I was really worried about you earlier in the year

>>7102400
oh shit, anon has a crush on me <3

>>7102382

>Boku no Pico
c l a s s i c

>>7102401
>post!
I'll need to find it first, but then YES!

>>7102409
>germany
>canada
>australia
c u c k
n a t i o n s

>>7102416
okay

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>>7102405
Nope I just haven't been posting much lately

>>7102412
>oh shit, anon has a crush on me <3
n-no

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>>7102407
You gotta be careful when wearing tight clothing.

>>7102399
I'm from Germany, too.
But since this is an English board, people shouldn't talk in other languages (well maybe japanese) and especially not if they write so bad that it hurts to read it.

>>7102403
I did it once when someone called me a shemale, it felt so gross I never wanted to do it again.

>>7102407
Cool! I haven't done much desu. Played some Overwatch and now I'm contemplating on weather to have takeaway tonight or not.

>>7102399
Yeah I am German and American.

>>7102401
> hopefully
;~;

>>7102409
> Germany, Canada, Australia and seem to be overrepresented with broken trannies who flee to 4chan for some reason.
fixed

>>7102410
Why worried D:

>>7102424
Keine Deutschzeit?

>>7102382
I couldn't watch a lot of it because it was so lewd, but I've reenacted someeee of it

>>7102421
But you admitted it.

>>7102427
Don't worry Frau Franzi
You'll be roight

>>7102389
Yeah, that mostly has to do with it.

This place is pretty cancerous sometimes.

>>7102409
>Australia

Um where? Please point me in this direction please

>>7102408
Uhh aren't you passing as well?

>>7102397
Guten Frage. Ich möchte gern tot sein, aber mich sebst toten ist zu viel Arbeit.

Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut aber ich hoffe dass Sie mir verstehen

>>7102432
You gotta unlock Quest for the New World first.

>>7102429
>But you admitted it.
n-no i didn't
that was just uh
memeing lmao ecks-dee haha
;_;

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>>7102413
I didn't suggest it

>>7102427
Earlier in the year you were saying a lot of stuff about killing yourself and stuff like that

It really worried me 3:

Aaarrgh i'm not used to wearing makeup and now i was rubbing my eyes smearing my mascara and eyeliner >_<

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>>7102409
Germany and Canada I kinda understand (those degenerate shit holes) but Land Of the Shitposters? I always had a soft spot for Ausfaila and it breaks my heart to see people who should be beating up pakis chug down whoremoans.

>>7102424
You poor, poor Kraut.

>>7102427
>Yeah I am German and American.
Worst possible combo Fagzi. I guess you never had a chance.

>>7102435
lol
doch besser als mein

>>7102423
I don't think it was quite that obvious to others but that's what it felt like to me.....

>>7102426
Nice. Sounds really chill!

>>7102443
I still do this :/

>>7102428
>I've reenacted someeee of it
Yeah but how old were you?

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>>7102399
I'm from a neighboring country of Germany~

>>7102443
ahhh i know the feeeel

>>7102433
Not in a billion years. Im the ugliest man ever and it would be so cool id i could die right bow

>>7102437
aww cute

>>7102435
>Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut
Well that part of the sentence was correct

>>7102403
Oh wow this one is really funny.

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>>7102438
Gay :3

>>7102443
Don't worry, eventually you'll hit the point where you're paranoid about rubbing your eyes even when you're not wearing it.

>>7102449
Oh, I also tried on a dress that my mum didn't want but it was way too tight / not very flattering. It's a shame because it would be perfect in the next size up.

>>7102447
Danke sehr. Ich habe ins Gymnasium Deutsch gelernt aber ich bin zu dumm um es jetzt noch zu sprechen.

>>7102457
That was uncalled for you prick :( trying to be trilingual is a struggle.

>>7102423
3 cm flacid. Androcur did chemical orchi on me so no balls either.

On the bad side, no material for SRS

>>7102451
>I'm from a neighboring country of Germany~
Lemme guess - Austria?

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>bilinguals
>trilinguals
GET ON MY MONOLINGUAL LEVEL

>tfw monolingual

I should just open my veins with a knife and end this shit. Eternal death seems way more better.

>>7102459
It was really gay
There were three girls, two trans girls including myself, and a trans guy wearing a shark onsie, all cuddling on each other

>>7102438

I think a friend of mine started playing Boku no Pico once. I left the room.

>>7102464
belge

>>7102464
Try going more to the left and closer to luxembourg ;w;

>>7102465
I speak English, spanglish, and some weeb-tier Japanese.

>>7102465
same dw anon

>>7102466
That's probably even worse than trying to kys with pills lmao

>>7102461
But it was the only part of your post that was correct German and i thought it was funny.

>>7102467
>and a trans guy wearing a shark onsie
What the fuck...
That's hella gay though.

>>7102475
Im like right there though. I got nothing to live for

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>>7102469
correctemundo, anon who could be sertii
>>7102466
Please dont :c not only is it messy and yucky, it will be super painful too

>>7102468
When I was eight a friend of mine started playing boku no pico
I was Pico

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deutschzeit?

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>>7102469
>>7102471
I should have known you were from a meme country.

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>>7102482
>correctemundo, anon who could be sertii
nope

>>7102484
Phien <3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3

>>7102484
I'll try :s
Wie geht es dir?

>>7102471
>being a filthy fucking Belgian or frog

>>7102476
;_;
It's the most important thing to know because it makes people think you're less stupid when you show that you know you suck.
It's why in Polish all I know is "nie wiem polska" which badly translates to "I don't know Polish". CSGO is a struggle too.

>>7102481
That's not my point. My point is that you'll fail. I'd rather you didn't try at all, but failing suicide is even worse

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>>7102484
Phatty!
I missed you.

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>>7102462
Oh wow i didn't know it would do that much.

How much reduction can i expect?

>>7102484
holy shit
i didn't realise that i filtered you

sorry if it was without reason

>>7102484
Oh hi you.

Welkom: Nederlanders en Vlamingen
Niet welkom: Walen, Kikkers, en Randstadters

>>7102482
Why is Germany so lewd?

>>7102484
> tfw Phienchen gets summoned by people speaking german (and a link to the thread)

>>7102462
I really, like really did not need to know that Polandball.

>>7102495
dutch makes my eyes cry

>>7102490
Well i do think you speak better German than most of Berlin, though.

>>7102495
>Walen, Kikkers, en Randstadters

what the fuck even are those things

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Nottu dissu shitu again

>>7102501
People from Wallonia, frogs (Frenchies) and people from the foreigner part of the Netherlands.

>>7102500
Ficki ficki?

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>>7102487
nice guessing/lurking anyway

>>7102491
Oh I didn't see your inspiring quotes til. This morning.
The first one was good but the second was my favorite, who said that?

>>7102460
Awh no :(
That sucks.

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>>7102488
<3

>>7102489
ich bin erkältet glaube ich, und du?

>>7102494
hai!!

>>7102497
you have the power to summon me bby :3

>>7102502
why ;_;

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>>7102495
Gelukkig ben ik nog welkom hier ;o;

>>7102490
>but failing suicide is even worse
Why do you think im here? I put a revolver to my temple 2 years ago and the round misfired. I thought it was a sign things would go my way and i could transition, but no, im stuck in a mans body with no escape. None of you know how it feels since you all get to live as girly girls and im th3 only one stuck in a living nightmare

>>7102510
<3

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>>7102510
vlamingen master race desu

>>7102513
Ik zag net >>7102490
:(

>>7102502
Is that the hospital?

>>7102508
Ich bin müde ;_;

>>7102507
Yea, doesn't really matter though, I have better dresses. Also in answer to your question last night (that I didn't answer because I was going to sleep) I am doing just fine after the breakup. The more I think about it the more relieved I am, and desu I'm just debating when I want to start trying to date again.

>>7102508
Do you know who I am? :3

>>7102484
Hallo Phienchen~
QHI hat immer noch kein Estrofem, also werde ich wohl auch Progynova umsteigen müssen. Soll ich dann 4mg davon nehmen, weil es ja nicht so effektiv ist? Habe jetzt schon 2 Monate mit je 2mg Estrofem hinter mir, aber es hat sich noch nicht wirklich was getan.

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>>7102507
Sam Spratt, an artist I used to follow.
http://samspratt.tumblr.com/tagged/spratt%27s-soapbox

Here it is in full:
"Look, I spent the vast majority of my life waking up at 1pm and wasting most of my day doing some variation of “nothing”. I was a below average student prior to college and a well-below average human during. I didn’t find some useful tidbit of information or motivational quote to stop being this way, I didn’t gradually gain a work ethic by following certain steps, can’t say I found spiritual powers, and I’ve never stopped being the easily distracted person that I’ve always been. Bees.

It’s not a rare secret or hidden factoid that to get good at anything you need to put an enormous amount of time and effort into it. It’s truly the most basic shit in the world – I know it’s hard to do, that’s why people write 300 page self-help books about it: getting people to buy a book they’ll never read to help themselves is easier than actually doing anything. All I did to change is: one day, I just decided to actually do it. I woke up early, got coffee, got shit done, then continued to get shit done for nearly every hour I was awake, and have been repeating that ever since.

That’s it. Put your time and effort into things that are meaningful to you and give up the rest. It’s basic. Wake up earlier. Do unimportant things less. Work more. Work when you’re feeling uninspired, when you’re sick, when you’re tired, when you want to go oontz oontz clubbing, when you want to quit everything and lay on the ground scrolling through tumblr … just … work instead. If sitting cross-legged with a laptop on your bed eating cronuts and watching that show about that thing you don’t even like on Netflix, fulfills you, then … go nuts. But if you feel guilty about it? Go get shit done. Sorry for yelling. I love you."

Alright everybody i have fifty percent battery life and if i fall asleep theres an outside chance i dont wake up. Help me pass the time.

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>>7102508
It really hurts when you avoid me.
It cuts deep it does.

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>>7102508
I only fooled you into writing here so I can post my favorite picture.

>>7102118
It sounds like you're definitely in the right direction. Seriously, I can hear the resonance in it if you can just raise the pitch. Doing scales might help.
Sometimes talking in an obnoxiously high, loud cartoons voice can help with those muscles to develop. Like right below where it'd start to hurt if you sustained it
>>7102176
Make me faggot

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>>7102521
>tfw i can barely understand what is being said

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>>7102462
I don't believe you.

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>>7102519
Ich auch ;_;
morgen wieder uni. und ich muss noch küche putzen

>>7102520
Id assume youre my sister

>>7102521
hay
onset für die meisten dinge ist 3 monate. würde vorher nicht zuviel erwarten. 80-90% der pubertät passiert sowieso in ~menopause oder niedrigeren levels. die annahme, dass man tierisch krasse level für sowas braucht ist quatsch.
4mg wären aber auch ok, macht jetzt nicht sooo den unterschied

>>7102527
awwwwwww <3

>tfw you will never be a girl

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>>7102515
thank kind dutchwoman
u r 2

>>7102531
If your sister is Alice from the clique then sure!

>>7102532
I know this feel more then anyone else

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>>7102534
OH
u tricked me D:

les flandre est la race des maîtres

>>7102462
Umm... Scrotal inversion
>TFW been on 62.5 mg cypro for a while now & my balls got to a certain smallness and stopped shrinking... They're def larger than any trans girl I've been with :/... But no more noticeable change

>>7102531
awww ;_;
Viel Glücke
(sorry my German is piss poor atm :C)

why is it important to get blood test for before i start HRT?

they cost a lot so is it worth it to get one before i start self-medding or just start after?

>>7102533
:333

>>7102539
at least you try
i've given up completely, and the little german that i knew forgotten

>>7102536
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ;_;

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Who here /massive nerd/

desu, I wanna get glasses to roll with the nerd aesthetic...


I mean, it's at least fun to do quizes right?
http://www.easydamus.com/character.html

I should text my sisters some really hurtful shit right now, its not like my family cares about me. I wanna get on everyone's bad side

>>7102537
lol
wrong google translate language

>>7102531
> ich muss noch küche putzen
Ich dachte das hast du schon gemacht D:

>>7102521
Ich nehme 4 mg Progynova since dem 2. oder 3. Monat. Wirkliche Änderungen hab ich erst nach drei bis vier Monaten bemerkt. Nur meine Haut war schon nach einem Monat viel besser.

>>7102545
>nerd
>discord
>windows
>chrome
i'd like to interject for a moment

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>>7102545
>tfw chaotic evil.

>>7102541
I have to google translate a lot of this stuff.

>>7102545
I think you've got enough problems as it is.

Fucking kill me

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>>7102550
that's still a little effort
i put in literally zero

the most german i get these days is in captchas

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>>7102540
Could be important as reference before and after starting HRT, I assume.


>>7102537
uh thanks i guess

>>7102549
Can't afford to fuck up my computer by putting linux on it, Discord is functional for interacting with people from here, I wouldn't have it otherwise, and I can't be bothered to use anything but chrome, since everything else breaks when I try to watch streams.

>>7102552
???
You can get uncut glasses if you just want to use them as an accessory...

hi /mtfg/ ._.

>>7102554
Stop self-deprecating anon, it's hitting close to home ;__;

>>7102559
i suck
it's not news to anyone lol

you are okay though
we've been through this already

>>7102561
Anon pls ;__;
I'm sure you don't suck as bad as you think

Im going to hang myself in half an hour, been nice knowing y'all

>>7102562
i do trust me

even when i'm in a good mood i'll say that i suck

i can lie now if you want me to though

>>7102564
Could you...

You know...

Not?

It'd make me sad...

>>7102564
livestream it

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>>7102565
anony stopp ;___;

I gotta go to bed, good night anon and gute nacht German peeps and good night mtfg.

>>7102569
i'm not really anon though

also nighty emily!

hmmmmm

>>7102569
Nini

>>7102566
Why don't you just filter him?

>>7102564
why tho?

>>7102569
night

>>7102573
wait before sleep, who r u really?

>>7102578
Because I don't dislike Kayla?

>>7102582
Eh give it time.

>>7102580
i really shouldn't have thrown that in
you can guess maybe?

i don't really like to identify myself when i'm sad

>>7102569
Take me to bed with you~

>>7102587
Sorry, did you mind if I have a hint? I'm bad at this.

>>7102588
No, I must be pure

>>7102237
Australia is the 4th softest country in the world. they're also mentally soft, having the most nanny of all nanny states

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>>7102548
das Meiste, noch nicht alles D:

>>7102543
D:
so meaaaaaaaaan

>>7102564
stop teasing us. you gonna shitpost tomorrow again anyway...

>>7102582
>>7102584

You will when she flips out for no reason on you and starts insulting you in a fit of self-pity.

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>>7102593
>Sorry, did you mind if I have a hint? I'm bad at this.
pic sorta related?

>>7102553
>making out and groping eat other with our mouths in a high desert ravine with trees everwhere

>>7102531
Okay, vielen Dank Phienchen :3
Soll ich dann für die Übergangsphase 2mg Estrofem und 2mg Progynova nehmen, oder einfach direkt auf 4mg Progynova umsteigen, wenn mein Estrofem alle ist?
Und ist es eigentlich schlimm, dass ich mein Estrofem immer Abends genommen habe, obwohl der natürliche Östrogenspiegel morgens am höchsten sein soll? :S

>>7102548
Und wie viel Spiro oder Cypro nimmst du?
Da bin ich mir nämlich auch unsicher. Ich wollte den ersten Monat lang 25mg cypro nehmen und dann auf 50mg, aber ich habe das Gefühl, dass 25mg vielleicht schon genug sein könnten und ich will jetzt nicht zu viel davon nehmen, weil mir die Nebenwirkungen so Angst machen.

>>7102596
Woah there fatty-chan, this thread was a lot better without you in it.

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I have successfully infiltrated the finns. No one has spotted me yet.

>>7102602
German-anon-senpai, why do you capitalise some words, but don't capitalise others?

>>7102598
She's done that twice.

Doesn't bother me really, I bitched back at her, after all...

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>>7102603
Stop being so mean, you'll drive her away again.

>>7102545
That took way too long

>>7102596
Why tho?

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>>7102602
kannst nehmen wie du willst, E is super harmlos anyway

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>>7102599
Ahhhh it's you <3
I didn't know you tried to learn German? Anyways I hope you're feeling better soon, okay.

>>7102605
Nouns are capitalised, are they not?

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>>7102609
>>7102545
Forgot pic

>>7102593
Well, I was just going to suggest cuddling...no idea what lewd things you had in mind~

>>7102608

She's an AGP pervert for anime nazi girls. Who cares.

>>7102545
>140 questions

what the fuck

i mean it would be cool to be told that im some cute elf witch but it's not worth it...

>>7102618
oh okay, cuddling is good

Is it conspiratorial to assume that the clinton dynasty has a lot more money than trump? not even talking fundraising.

>>7102621
I think you're just jealous of her AGP ways.

>>7102609
Yeaaah... 129 questions is a lot...

>>7102623
I mean... At least you have a halloween idea now?

>>7102605
because you capitalize nouns in german and stuff, but i'm confused between writing german and english, but you are right i should probably write lowercase only to remain more anonymous, but i don't think anyone cares

>>7102613
i'll probably feel better after a sleep [spoiler] a long eternal one :p [/spoiler]

you sleep good though!

>>7102582
>liking kayla

>>7102630
no suicide is allowed okay, good night tho

>>7102631
I mean. I don't... But I don't hate her.

>>7102610
but blood cloths sound scary ._.

>>7102602
Ich nehme gerade 50mg cypro. Ist aber schwer ohne Endo und Bluttests einzuschätzen wie viel man braucht. Ich hab es einfach immer weiter erhöht bis total tote Hose war :P.
Aber mehr als 50mg würde ich selbst nicht nehmen.

>>7102605
Names and words with der, die, das are capitalized.

>>7102627

Hey if I wanted to publicly embarass myself by imagedumping pervy pics, I could go right ahead.

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Call me a lil kiddo if you want, but minecraft can be comfy.

>>7102615
Y-Yeah. I get it now.
>>7102629
>>7102635
I see. Thanks both of you!

>>7102632
don't worry
if i could get the confidence and effort to kill myself, i'd have died years ago

nini you!

>>7102633
:|

>>7102523
That's very inspiring. Wow

>>7102520
Well definitely take the time to make sure you are ready first. Post breakup brain is crazy brain.
But you seem in really good form so I think it was really good for you

>>7102638
>minecraft can be comfy
i want my children to gestate in your belly

>>7102640

Carol!

She might be mean, but even I've been mean and bitchy before!

>>7102633
I tried to like her, I really did, but she kept flipping on me like a bitch.

She hasn't changed since 420chan really.

>>7102624
I mean, the cuddling might end up a little lewd, but that's your fault.

>>7102643
kayla is a POS

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>>7102634
unwahrscheinlich, ausser du hast 100kg übergewicht, bewegst dich nicht und rauchst wien schlot

>>7102638
minecraft is comfy c:

>>7102644
>>7102646
...

*sigh*

I'm not gonna be mean to her okay?

>>7102635
So if i'm able to become erect i'm not taking enough yet?

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>>7102636
hugg how has things been going?

>>7102516
D-dat was maar een grapje hoor <3
Mijn moeder is een reservebelg

>>7102643
when they go low, you go high, anon.

>>7102651
>>7102651
mommy

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>>7102648
LITTLE SIS! I MISSED (YOU)!! <33333333333

i hope kayla actually does it this time

>>7102641
Yea I think it was really. Literally every single day after we argued I was bitching about her and her attitudes so it definitely wasn't a healthy situation to be in. I kind of want to hit a sweet spot where I'm not in full rebound mode but I'm not in desperate standard lowering mode from having left it for so long.

>>7102663

Kayla is a bitch but you're even worse

>>7102648
Well i do get fatter every day, but my BMI is 19.2, because i'm a giant and i really don't move much, but at least i don't drink or smoke...

>>7102667

Is that with the crazy SJW girl?

Give us the gossip how crazy was she what SJW things would she do that drove you mad??

>>7102668
:(

>>7102675
|:)

>>7102663
me too, if by "it" you mean "fuggs me"

>>7102653

I'm starting to grow breast tissue, really exciting stuff. Still haven't been getting gendered female much, which is a little upsetting because that used to happen at my old work all the time. I think the reason is there were more Hispanic customers when I worked at McDonald's and people of different races struggle with the gendering a lot more. I did get called "ma'am" when I went to a salon where the entire workforce was Asian women, but I hadn't shaved that morning so once I actually sat down in front of the nail tech she probably noticed my facial hair.

Also, I'm starting to get really nervous whenever I go outside because people look at me too long. I'm sure you know what I mean - instead of just the "stranger glance" they tend to linger on my face just long enough to unnerve. One kid even did a double take where he looked at my face, saw my nails, and then took another look at my face. It makes me really uncomfortable but at least it means the estrogen is definitely working. Reeeeally excited for my breasts to fill out.

I hope you've been well. You're dating a guy now I think?

kayla

>>7102682
kayla?

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I love Claire

mommy

Ted Nugent

>>7102682
hahahahahahaha
elannas a girl
elannas a girl
hahahahaha

>>7102681
Yeah I hate those stares too but glad ur making a real effort in your transition. yep yep dating a guy now :3

>>7102690
Yes?

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>>7102660
heyo !!

<3 <3 <3

>>7102669
that should be okay then :3

>>7102698
*succs mommy*

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>>7102642
Um.. thanks.
>>7102650
c:

>>7102702

!!!!!

L-lewd!

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>>7102696
I'm a boy
Stop emasculating me

i like how penises feel when they're in your mouth

>>7102706
*drinks from mommy*

>>7102667
Yeah desu it seems like you're pretty over her so maybe youll hit it soon!

>>7102707
yep
uhuh
100%
totally
sure