meme edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• pleb is completely wrong about how she looks
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>7076427
>>7077998
fake and gay
TELL ME HOW YOUR DAY IS GOING OR THE HAMSTER GETS IT
>>7078003
ok until you threatened a hamham :(
>>7078003
PLEASE SHOOT THAT FUCKING HAMSTER
I'LL PULL THE TRIGGER MYSELF
>>7078001
>>7077990
I'm really scared
>message doctor to see if councilor contacted them yet about mones
>doc says he usually wants 3 months of therapy
>I'll be dead by then at this rate
will the Councillor opinion override his enough to get mones? they have been doing counseling for like 20-30 years or something and my mom got her to say she would tell doc it would be ok to gib
>>7078010
wtf
This is me in my head. The reality is kinda destroying my psyche.
Has anyone else experienced memory loss on HRT?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP CHANGING THE OP. don't post false info about me fampai, i totally know what i look like
>>7078018
maybe its the heroin
>>7078009
>implying that isn't completely justified
you know a culture is shit when they make buddists of all people militant
btw jainism is the literal religion of peace
>>7078010
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZwiXKMu30
. Circa 2003-ish (way older than YouTube)
>>7078003
Woke up and the first thought in my head was "how can i kill myself today"
>>7078021
BDD.
>>7078003
MY DAY WAS FINE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
phenminine phallus
>>7078026
Same. How the fuck can I possibly survive like this? I walk to a grave yard and take pictures of what I think it would look like to hang myself from certain branches sometimes. I wanna be a pretty goth slut, not this Jewish fucker my soul is trapped in.
I wanna break his face.
>>7078003
I woke up at 2pm, ate a lot of soup, then shitposted for the next 10 hours while listening to Russian ASMR videos.
So it's been pretty good.
>>7078034
use jewgold on ffs
I'm here for Evangeline to hugg
>>7078034
FFS?
>>7078034
can't you get your (((friends))) to help push you to the front of the queue?
>>7078034
umm don't be so hard on urself, sarah
ur betiful and pass already, bby
Yassica xxoxo
>>7078045
your literally the only good part of my day senpai ;_;
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458035
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>>7078052
t-that's kind of not good
>>7077936
Well like, people say that for instance wrath is a sin, because who knows why, but in more traditional Buddhism violence includes thoughts and language
>>7078034
You're really Jewish, f a m?
t. another Jew (coincidentally with the same forehead and chin but other facial features, thank God, feminine)
>>7078058
I cried for about 5 hours straight today
>>7078039
I spent all my jew gold last year on equipment and suicide slush funds for friends. Really. I might go full credit card identity theft style, but only rip off assholes and just do the NSA's job until someone else kills me. I wish I was Jessica Jones. Lol I could have been, if I wasn't this fucker.
>>7078045
At least snicker can girl around. I would cis pass that if I didn't know this was mtfg I think I've said that before. Either that or I smoked too much and got dehydrated literally chasing trains.
>>7078048
No, my mom is a zionist convert. Our money is middle class as fuck. I assume that's what you're referring to, but I actually don't know what queue refers to.
>>7078047
You think it would even help? I don't know. I'm almost 3 full months estrogen and 2 full months Spiro. I doubt my t-wrecked man skull is gonna change lmao.
I pissed off a group of PC multi racial LGBT fan girls yesterday in voice class. I said "people like me shouldn't exist. I hope in my life time, not a single person gets stuck like this".
Enter 3 PC libtards preaching at me how great things are and self acceptance. They just ignore the point.
I hate straight people who speak to me about lgbt like I care what their corporate propaganda faction is saying about me. I'm a fucking lunatic, I'm a wreck, and I don't need that type of help.
People are so dumb. People like me shouldn't fucking be allowed to exist. they should be helped before they turn into me.
>>7078066
:c
*hugggggg
>>7078067
Lol you sound autistic as h*ck tbqh famiglia.
>>7078067
>shouldn't be allowed to exist
I use this argument often. I compare to polio. You're not allowed to have polio.
>>7078069
I went to my school's counselling centre too and the psychiatrist wrote me a letter even though this was her first time with any kind of trans
>>7078067
>mom is a convert
Ethnic goy detected.
>>7078075
we should do the parentheses thing i like it
>>7078045
You have the tiniest hands I have ever seen.
>>7078075
Not diagnosed at least. I'm certainly different from most people. I wish I was not so cerebral all the time. I don't count my intelligent - not practically speaking, but my head is always full of ideas.
It could be because I'm a man, but it also probably is somewhat a Neurotic autistic neurology thing. I can't look anyone in the eye. Grew up in front of a screen. Ruined my brain. Like for real.
>>7078086
it's some pol thing about jews I think idk really
>>7078084
Eva shouldn't cry
>>7078087
this desu i'm p fucking jell senpai.
>>7078084
that doctor thing sucks
not sure how to handle a situation like that
i guess just talk to the councillor about convincing him
could you self-med on blockers until then?
Fuck yes it's finally my weekend!
>tfw best case is you'll be a permahon
why do i even try desu
>>7078003
don't hurt the hamster ;_;
I'm studying for an exam tomorrow, rest of my day has been pretty boring
>>7078106
>>7078034
Wanna be friends and sulk around and hate stuff together? I never grew emotionally pass 17, so I'm still pretty edgy.
>degree in political foreign policy and journalism
>lacks basic wilderness survival training
>drives a car
>what's the point if I can't work because I'm a shut in tranny
Fuck modern existence. I wish I could just ride a horse in the 1800s and die from the flu.
>>7078067
>people like me shouldn't exist
I totally agree. I'm a freak.
>You think it would even help?
Yeah, you would need a very good aggressive surgeon though. Probably Deschamps-Braly or something. That's who i'm going with when I make the money.
>>7078092
I'm keep getting more unstable by the day senpai, I'm scared. I almost ended up institutionalized today
>>7078103
I really don't know that to do at all, I really thought just getting the councilor to agree that it's the right option would be enough, I'll go in public in my girl cloths if it improves my chances idk
I can't do self med, I could lose my insurance
>>7078087
They are pretty big
transbian are gay
>>7078117
could you get the councillor to lie about how long you've been seeing him?
though this could lead to negative repercussions i really don't know
>>7078117
Squeak knows how to self med without it being detectable. I think it was flutamide + bicultamide, they block T, not get rid of it so it still shows up in blood tests. Something like that.
>>7078127
nope, he recommended her himself
How many of you waited to fail boymode? How long did it take? I'm doing that right now because scared.
>>7078116
Yeah, I don't think I can live into my 30s like this. I'm going to try the whole boobs growing in and female clothing and see how it goes, but something tells me I'll be a cross dressing degenerate even with hormones more than "oh that's...a woman"
>>7078110
sure, I can be good at hating things including myself
> I never grew emotionally pass 17
same
>>7078142
Oh, that isn't a woman? That's what I thought.
>>7078018
If I had I wouldn't know.
>>7078138
Mine always failed. Even after I started trying to present male in my twenties, I was really androgynous. But I really don't see the point of waiting. You won't learn anything useful doing that.
>>7078120
You're joking, right? They are absurdly small.
Can you measure them from tip of finger to bottom of wrist with a ruler? I'm just curious.
i want to be hypnotized sexually by Angie
>>7078138
Still doing it
>>7078106
Look on the bright side: in 20-30 years time, you'll probably be able to escape permanently into a fantasy cyberworld where you can be a cute girl.
Star Citizen looks great now, but we'll look back on it one day like it's Pong.
>>7078153
>I really don't see the point of waiting
To ensure I don't get clocked
>>7078117
I am a 24 year old man. I showed up, said I was transgender and a bunch of other problems that resulted. I was unequivocally sure, I'd done the research, I wanted to transition using hormones and I wanted them ASAP. It took 2 weeks after to get an appointment. Don't get memed for even 2 weeks day 1, fucking demand the system move out of your way.
>>7078127
I saw mine for 2 weeks got a letter for an endo. The institute WILL WORK but they're NOT diagnosing you. You're arguing with them to write gender dysphoria and just get the fuck out of their hair. That's what it felt like for me anyway, but it wasn't much of a discussion. My first endo was a shit bag, my second is so amazing she does fully body health even checked my teeth and stuff :)
>>7078170
ayo champagne wishes different exotic fishes you now what this shit is fucking ridiculous
>>7078179
Are you a rapper or mentally ill?
>>7078170
eunuchs don't have genitals
>>7078164
>the world of summer brought to life
yeah, except most of us have summer memories of hiding from the world.
>>7078188
I thought to be a eunuch you only had to be castrated (orchiectomy)?
So I'm gonna have to chill in a hotel for a weekson
rofl
>>7078166
You'll get clocked even with surgery as long as you're not used to presenting female and totally comfortable and oblivious doing it, anyway. Yes, you'll fail at first. But there's no way to succeed right off the bat when you haven't had patterns and mannerisms hammered into you by years of early female socialization. I've seen early transitioners being totally stumped by that. They totally looked and sounded like girls but moved, acted and spoke like boys.
>>7078157
6.5 inches
>>7078195
isla i love u
>>7078195
why's that?
>>7078198
before I looked at the context of that, I thought you were talking about something else...
>>7078193
Seriously, there is nothing to be nervous about, but I understand exactly why you are. I felt like a 14 year old child walking in. I wish I could go back in time and know what I've learned. I would have laughed at one doctor's face, beat up a creeper psychologist in a dark parking lot, and kicked in an office door just because I'd be angry. Rawr!
MOST professionals will understand exactly what you're after and why, and even if they secretly think you're a retarded degenerate, they fucking know that the Internet has your back. Really. Scandals in the LGBT community are the quickest way to attract the absolute most annoying types lmao. Trannies get to hide under that prideful umbrella - though it doesn't suit me personally, I'm glad at we have a "side".
You'll be cute someday :)
>>7078192
>average female hand length is 6.77 inches
Literally smaller than the female average
>>7078207
charlo
>>7078207
maybe if you took off 2 inches
>>7078207
yeah i was gonna snickers is packing quite the gt
>>7078179
Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches
I mean this shit is fucking ridiculous
>>7078186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GakW-mII8h8
>>7078142
>something tells me I'll be a cross dressing degenerate even with hormones
shit, I was thinking the same thing walking back from class. I can't think that anyone in their right mind will ever look at me at any point in the future (even after more hrt and other stuff) and think "yeah that's a woman"
shit hurts
>>7078211
All the girls I have ever seen have had way smaller hands then me
>>7078216
gonna say** :(
>>7078198
wtf, yr hands look so much smaller than mine tho?
>>7078198
My ex girlfriend when I was 19 was this Russian girl only 5 feet tall. Very attractive and quiet never spoke much. Her hands literally couldn't close around my wrist. She could give me 2 handed hand jobs (never did the little prude...)if she wanted. Her hands I swear to God were TINY. Her smallest pinky finger was legit so small I really thought maybe she had a birth defect, but they worked somehow. Her open hand was smaller than my palm and I have average hands.
Tldr: dated a girl with small hands. You don't have small hands.
>>7078220
Yeah. Here's to hoping the next generation of breeders doesn't fuck it up.
>>7078198
You wanna know big hands mine are 8 inches long kiilllllll meeeeeeee
>>7078225
I never claimed I did
thanks for making me feel worse about them tho
>>7078220
30 now, this guy was 26 when this album dropped.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sohxu_2s8RQ
>>7078221
It still looks like you have teeny hands at least, and this is backed up by science.
>>7078197
I've just realized that I'm too scared to move any further with my transition. Guess I'll be boymode for life
>>7078236
6.5" may or may not be my exact length
>>7078232
No some other anon said your hands are tiny. It's not accurate. Why would you want small hands when you already have average hands. Small hands are creepy.
>>7078236
>>7078234
yeah
now to convince my mom to let me have a separate hotel room so i can have some fun h-hehe
this isnt funny
im not funny
>>7078231
My hands are similar, with long natural nails that underline it. I've had a friend tell me out of the blue she wished she had hands like mine... I guess it's the same as tranny legs, way from the female average but close to the unrealistic ideals women have.
Hi mtfg how are u tonight
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7078242
Tfw no nep and eva to cuddle with instead of doing homework
>>7078239
Fear is the mind-killer. Now don't make me stick that needle in your neck.
>>7078250
Sorry buddy, I didn't mean to pick on any insecurities. It was more a compliment than anything else.
>>7078254
why must you turn this general into a house of lies
6'1" 130lb
>>7078265
>>7078257
We are more than just trannies! We were once people!
>>7078270
i am a silly girl
>>7078271
But that was so long ago.
>>7078271
>We were once people!
And you are walking fetishes now.
>>7078265
protect me, nep-chan
Why does it always feel weird when my therapist says stuff like "when you start to live as a woman" but thinking about it feels completely natural to me? Is this a normal complaint?
>>7078275
i want to be as far removed from being a guy as possible. i'm not even away from it yet ;-;
>>7078268
that's pretty low senpai might want to consider gaining a few pounds
>>7078268
thanks mr skeltal
>>7078153
I'm convinced you're actually insane. Or an incredibly dedicated troll.
>>7078281
I'm not sure I understand what your complaint is
Hey, I found some nice jeans on amazon. They have free returns, but I'm wondering whether it's worth the embarrassment of going into a store (((alone))) to try some on
>>7078250
guess so
>>7078249
ehh, my nails are pretty rounded. I wish I didn't have to choose between making them look good or being able to fucking use my fingertips
>>7078258
>fear is the mind killer
moap keeps fucking saying this to me
>>7078258
>fear is the little death
lewd
>>7078291
When I think about being trans it feels right. When therapist talks about it it feels weird, wrong, awkward...
>>7078290
Well, I am indeed psychotic. But have an old boy mode pic of mine anyway.
>>7078298
>When therapist talks about it it feels weird, wrong, awkward
It's probably because their words don't match how you feel about it. A lot of people see it as suddenly living as a woman. This is really alien to me.
>>7078305
tfw nep abandons you ;-;
>>7078305
>hands are a lil under 8" long
It's only a tiny bit over the male average.
As long as they're not disproportionately large for your height, you should be fine.
>>7078305
it's a terrible feel.
>>7078306
If they're not Trans, they're not qualified. Period. They can listen, but suggesting to you how you feel in my experience thus far has been totally bunk. They can walk through logic with me, but I can do that with myself - I'm a capable-ish adult. It's annoying when they either agree with everything mindlessly, or have nothing but small anecdote to add.
People aren't equipped to help us.
>tfw mones and disuse has not shrunk your gt yet
Someone get me a knife I don't want this anymore
>>7078313
Well I'm 6'0 or so and pretty skelly but I have big palms
At least it feels like I do
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7078319
I feel more dysphoric about my feet than hands for some reason
>Tfw size 12 women's
and people try to call me cute lol
>>7078309
>>7078321
But I'm not a big strong girl ;-;
I'm a scared lil cold giant planet
>>7078322
this was one of my experiences with trans therapists
I know cis therapists will never understand what I'm saying, but at least I won't feel like I'm being corrupted.
It's a small price to pay.
>>7078334
your stronger then me senpai, I need you to kill spiders for me
>>7078334
Safety through numbers
>>7078349
are we gonna be some kind of tranny herd now? grazing on pizza?
>>7078348
What did a spider ever do to you? D:
>>7078352
Together no one would mess with nep snicks and eva
I just came to say that I hate all of you, you filthy attention seeking monsters who deserve to be put to sleep.
Fucking god, why the /mtfg/ had to succumb to such annoying and unlikable cunts like the trips that infest this place? I wish Hiro removed trips from /lgbt/ all together so we could finally have a decent conversation that didn't involve your fucking annoying drama. I would love to see how all of you lose your shit just like those cunts on 420chan did when trips where removed there.
>>7078334
>and people try to call me cute lol
That's cause you are cute.
>>7078353
I let a big kinda venoms spider live in my window to get rid of moths, next thing I know there are atleast 50-70 spiders hanging from the walls, I had to spray the place
it was really scary
>>7078358
Sorry to disappoint, anon
>>7078335
>She doesn't believe that stealth is possible or healthy
Isn't that kind of the goal though?
>>7078358
annoying drama isn't inherent to tripping
i try to have decent conversations ;_;
>one of my nursing test questions was about which electrolyte balance was affected by spironolactone
heh
tranny power
>>7078358
I'd probably still be here desu.
>>7078364
yes, yes it is. That's why I will never let my parents meet her and why I will never recommend her to anyone.
>>7078358
Meh, I don't like it that people treat this place like a chat room either, but it's what the community as a whole has chosen to do.
>>7078358
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
should i filter cfh y/n
>>7078393
jealous !
had a wonderful bday with my bf last night, he cooked me and him a lovely steak dinner and we watched movies snuggled on the couch till it was bedtime. I even got a massage that turned super lewd and when we were done fell asleep cuddling. couldn't be happier rn desu bc i have off from work tomorrow :3
>>7078401
>jealous !
québécois dehors stp
>>7078409
you have a gf? or a bf? or you are extremely lucky and have a gf and a bf?
>>7078409
can you teach me how to get a boyfriend
>>7078335
>keeps on going on about how dressing like a woman is what makes you look like a woman, because it teaches you why girls hold their skirt down in the wind and cover their nipples in the cold
Wat. Just... wat. God damn transgenderism is a fucking mess as far as classification and treatment if that's the sort of person getting put in a position to help people deal with it.
That person legit sounds like a crossdresser who let it go too far.
>tfw transgender and not a teen anymore
if you post tummy itt you will turn into a real gril
>>7078431
You wouldn't happen to be one of those chasers my mother warned me about, would you, anon?
>>7078434
That was for my eyes only tho ;-;
I want to get my ears pierced but don't know what I should do, should I just go to the mall and have someone use a piercing gun or is it worth it to go to a tattoo parlor and have them pierced properly with a needle?
>>7078434
I wanna snug you
>>7078297
hehe nice
>>7078431
https://unsee.cc
/rebopinu/
>>7078335
That was your experience with a fucking degenerate memester who shouldn't be allowed to predatory give advice. This is voodoo science, and he should be purged from health care coverage.
That happened with the "gender therapist" place around me -- they stopped taking insurance. Good thing too, it was the week after I bailed becuse they were fucking psychotic. Their first kid just graduated and was younger than me (24) the second guy (36) without permission started trying to give me a back rub. I left and filed a complaint with my insurance. They told me "but we don't cover that place as of 3 months ago..."
Wtf then. Shit is a fucking scamming cross dressers wet dream:
>talk to trans girls in their teens
period. that's the dream.
Like a priest to child porn, I DO NOT TRUST fucking anyone - especially "social" or "psychology" "scientists".
Went to a native American shaman on a reservation who legit got me drunk and said some wise shit about how messed up the drug selling industry made everything. I ddint agree with all of it, but a lot of it was just ranting about the current "health" care system in America.
My parents bought it hook and sinker too -- if they take insurance, surly they're THE ONLY WAY TO HELP OUR DAUGHTER. GO TO HER {MY BOY NAME} "SHE""""" will help.
Even my last therapist i ditched a lesbo who just sat there and couldn't remember shit about me. She couldnt help.
Tl;dr
"gender" anything is a meme.
>>7078431
https://unsee.cc
/domegisa/
>>7078437
im just a normal girl who happens to like tummis
>>7078429
I've been trying really hard to motivate people. So let me throw this out there. Take care of yourself. Don't let some sense of despair ruin you. If you fall into the dumpster and let yourself go entirely to shit, you'll just exacerbate the problem. Eat healthy. Work out. Meditate. Engage in hobbies.
Become physically healthy. I mentioned this before, but a big problem with older trans is they basically go totally fucking batty and start forcing themselves into shit like preteen rhinestone Hannah Montana t-shirts and overly small fishnet leggings and shit. They starve themselves. They actively look sick both mentally and physically.
There's no need to end up like that or to put yourself through the things that lead to that. If you feel you are trans, then that is just a problem you need to work through. And so long as you are moving forward and making progress, that problem is being worked through. So don't kick yourself. Please.
>>7078431
my ribcage ruins everything
https://unsee.
cc/buzipano/
>>7078441
I think a dedicated tattoo parlor would have better people who won't mess it up
>>7078434
>Plz bully my uggo
I kinda wanna but I'd feel bad.
>>7078421
. . . . a bf. i said it in the first sentence
>>7078423
i used okcupid and grindr desu senpai. but to use grindr you have to be willing to sort out a lot of chasers and be willing to share lewd pics. it's not recommended for girls lacking in the self image department or genital dysphoria. but if those things aren't issue for you then yeah you'll more likely than not find a fwb/bf on grindr relatively fast. just all depends on how you present yourself and lay out your boundaries.
for ok cupid it's just like any other dating site, make a profile tell ppl up front you're mtf and just wait for interesting ppl to contact you. you would know better than me what you like and dislike so the only advice I can offer is to be upfront about everything so that there's no misconceptions or things headed toward something you're not comfortable with. as the girl it's up to you to set the tone and pace of the conversations and up to the ppl pursuing you to decide if they can jive with that or not. don't be worried about having to turn down some ppl just do it with tact and try to be civil where possible and things should go smoothly.
flattering pics are good along with an honest one too. it helps to temper their expectations to see you at your best and see your day to day look so that they know what they're getting and not get disappointed when you don't meat this inaccurate fantasy they'be built up in their head
gl if you decide to try and and I'll help in any other ways I can.
>>7078458
I barely eat, I can't work out without wanting to slit wrists, I have ADHD and can't meditate (I do vidya). I need new hobbies - but more so I need new friends.
I am actually pretty damn healthy. I take really good care physically. I am terrified of being a fatty. I weigh 125 with muscle, tho I'm probably down 115-ish. I look good, like not sickly and I feel great. I should jog more...I probably should eat more; last year I legit was starving myself.
I still do some days.
The last part is what I'm working on. Transitioning is probably impossible for me to pass without expensive (read impossible) surgery.
>>7078452
Addendum - I don't want to discourage anyone from seeking professional help. BUT BE EXTREMELY SKEPTICAL. If you don't IMMEDIATELY vibe with the shrink, don't feel obligated like I have in the past to put yourself in their just to prove stuff or "get help" because you're wasting your time.
>>7078458
this is really good advice desu
helo i am very beer
>>7078423
you don't want advice from her, trust me.
>>7078428
she's preaching the circle jerk of real-life-experience. In her eyes, you have to go a week dressing like a woman, correcting everyone's pronouns for you if you want to know whether or not you're trans.
THAT is why I'll never talk to a "gender therapist" ever again. Fucking hons. If I never see her again, it'll be too soon.
The kicker is that my parents wanted to talk to her because "she might help [my parents] understand what [I'm] going through".
Although I'm glad I went, because it helped me realize where all my shame and anxiety was coming from, and made it clear that I had a very good reason to be ashamed of it.
>>7078431
I have no shame. Enjoy.
Here's my amazon wishlist.
https://amzn
.com/w/5FTONBZPK28X
>>7078452
>without permission started trying to give me a back rub
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK???
>"gender" anything is a meme.
trans-care is a meme. You take care of yourself or get scammed, abused and misled by self-proclaimed martyrs and shameless creeps.
trans or cd?
>>7078479
Can you teach me the secret of beer?
>>7078479
same
How do you be cute
>>7078479
What have you been drinking?
>>7078431
put the wrong photo here. >>7078480
I still highly encourage you check out my amazon wishlist
https://amzn
.com/w/5FTONBZPK28X
>>7078480
I'm glad you're aware of this. I wish someone had made me aware how bad the system still is. I was offered help. I got robbed. If we lived in a more primitive society without electronic surveillance, I'd probably get even.
One of these days, I'm going to break entirely bad and selll LSD and shrooms BY THE FUCKING TRUCK FULL
how do I make money online
>>7078479
>beer
Enjoy those empty calories
>>7078490
skincare and makeup along with flattering clothes anon it goes a looooong way
>>7078493
>amazon wishlist
So many people have been doxxed this way
>>7078486
idk who cares either way that dress is cultural appropriation
>>7078486
I don't think a trans person would be smiling a smug smile in that sort of situation.
>>7078482
>Fuckin do it senpai not like I don't hate myself already
>Everyone else just hugboxes
Alright. Your face read 100% as male to me, without a doubt. BUT, you looked really cute.
what do you gals think of those disgusting hons who try to "advocate" for use with their nasty smoker voices they never put effort into or anything else
>>7078502
ohhhh shit time to delete all my addresses and set up a PO box
thank you
>>7078480
Has anyone from here actually ever bought you anything on your wishlist before?
>>7078488
The secret of beer is to drink whatever beer is tasty to you
>>7078489
same
>>7078491
Right now I'm sharing a 2 liter growler of IPA with my roomie :3
>>7078500
Thank you, I will :D
I just ate a bag of M&Ms too
How good are you at giving a blowjob?
>>7078470
and you said before that you have a gf...... a cis gf....
>>7078522
let's find out
>>7078509
I pity them as much as I pity those of us that stay closeted boymode and never put effort into anything else.
>>7078525
>no, I've never posted it before either.
I hope the chasers are biting tonight, in that case.
>>7078522
according to over 20 dudes on kik, i seem to have the lips to give 8/10s
reminder that male
>bone structure
>skeleton structure
>brow ridge
>skull size and shape
as well as voice and tons of other things will make it so that you will never genuinely "pass"
a static image can not determine whether or not you pass.
you guys should all really stop to consider this before you go on this path. and if you do think you can actually be a cute girl than reaaly consider just going for a cute androgynous look and not signing away your life to hormones, that way you can at least back out and fuck girls and guys if you so choose.
seriously trannies have very little sex or companionship compared to gays, bis, and straights.
>>7078547
asl?
>>7078547
i have sex with my bf every single week tho :v sounds like ur just memeing m8
>>7078547
I miss 1998.
>>7078553
does he finish inside of you?
>>7078555
>mfw i was 6 and got a new action man watch that year
Happier times mang
>>7078556
at first no, I want to retain my good health but after we both got tested and came up negative yeah I let him
>>7078558
I was 6 too ;_;
>>7078538
I doubt it lol
>>7078547
>>bone structure
>>skeleton structure
>>brow ridge
>>skull size and shape
All of these are feminine for me though, with the exception of hips.
I don't get what your meme is
>>7078547
Even if I won't pass (and I won't), the hormones make me feel a lot better by themselves so I don't regret 'signing away my life'.
>>7078551
25, m, us..
>>7078587
wanna stick ur benis in my neghole?
>>7078580
the meme is that the human brain is very adept and picking up the subtleties of differences between males and females.
>>7078590
uh, sure, got a kik?
>>7078586
I initially felt better but now boymode while on hormones is making me miserable.
>>7078591
mhmmmmm and yet many transgirls are identified as female and furthermore hit on by straight men.
What do you make of that?
>>7078547
People always talk about physical features and voice, but what about smell? Do you develop a naturally female scent over time and lose your boismell?
charlotte is
>>7078596
For me it's still better than if I had not started, but I do get very frustrated that things don't progress as fast or easily as I wish they would, but I can't retroactively start sooner than I did so really it's my own damn fault.
>>7078597
I don't make anything of it, everyone can do whatever they want and be attracted to whoever they want. I think there's some validity to my point that its often a fruitless endeavor to try to "pass"
trannies often complain about "chasers" but chances are that is primarily who you will end up attracting.
>>7078599
actually yeah i hear hormones will do that
>>7078597
>mhmmmmm and yet many transgirls are identified as female and furthermore hit on by straight men.
exactly what (((they))) wanted all along.
>>7078595
no
just stick ur penis in the ethernet port
it'll work
i'm sure of it
>>7078605
what's this "tell people you're trans before sleeping with them" controversy all about then? p sure a bunch of people evade the transdar
:thinking:
I feel like there are more trolls here than usual
>>7078599
you lose boismell within weeks of starting HRT, yes
>>7078602
yes? what am I, faggot?
>>7078608
I don't get it
>>7078605
are you talking about me, or someone else? >fruitless
I don't understand.
I'm going to try to pass, but I won't be disappointed if I don't. Are you referring to someone far dumber than myself?
>this thread is nearly @ the bump limit....
>36 images have been posted....
>this thread is going to last a while
impressive
>>7078618
ok here we go bb
How do mtfs age? Do we all end up looking like men at the end? Is ffs and heavy body modification the only hope?
>>7078633
i'm gonna go ahead & say probably not
>>7078631
:^)
>>7078633
estrogen does wonders for the aging process supposedly
>>7078632
Oh god I love gigabit~
>>7078631
Say no to long threads
>>7078639
stop being retarded before I decide to make you cry again you bitch
>>7078642
If you keep being mean, a cat will do this to you.
I o-o-ordered p-perfume!
>>7078627
charlotte is being mean to me 8(
>>7078651
you asked for it
>accidentally ship amazon order with girl stuff in it to parents house
>dont notice until its been shipped
>amazon says theyll try to reroute it for me, will let me know tomorrow
well heres hoping it gets rerouted or they dont open my box
>>7078648
/smooches
>>7078654
RIP
>>7078431
THIS IS MY TUMMI AND IT'LL NEVER BE A GIRL TUMMI BECAUSE MY RIBCAGE IS SO LARGE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
IM GONNA BE A BOY FOREVER WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18 INCH SHOULDERS 31 WAIST AND 36 HIPS IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>7078654
>anon, your 12 dragon dildos arrived today
>yes, that's your mother crying in the background
:>tfw mom brings icecream and refrains from sing deadname since girl pajamas
am I a girl now
>>7078656
I wanna smell nice! better be worth it for the 60 bucks I paid
>>7078654
lol
>>7078659
dude, you've got like a fucking chinbeard on your belly button
>>7078663
are you cute?
>>7078664
>pay a surprise visit to your parents house in hopes of intercepting it
What if they make her open it in front of them?
>>7078663
whoa 60 buckaroos?
>>7078669
then she fucking books it and runs to safety
>>7078669
she deserves it for fucking up something so simple
>>7078653
here i was thinking we were buddies..................................
kinda lewd but tummy
>>7078675
>buddies
what.
>>7078676
nice tuck nice tuck
>>7078624
I guess I can; I haven't shaved in this picture so the spots of baldness from laser are really obvious. Overall aside from the beard and slowly-filling-back-in bald spots on my forehead I don't think my face structure is terrible; it's more my height and skeleton that will be the big issues for passing once I finish with laser I think.
Is Uber trans-friendly?
>>7078034
>> I wanna be a pretty goth slut
AGP
i just took my pillsies.
is it safe to drink a can maonster?
>>7078682
if you're lucky
>>7078681
Your face looks pretty feminine from what I can see. That beard is utterly disgusting though.
>>7078678
post pic
>>7078682
Probably not in London
>>7078682
depends on the person i guess
pretty sure if they weren't you could report them
>>7078686
>between t and o on your keyboard
o(((euidh)))t
I type in dvorak.
>>7078681
Omg your face is round here was me thinking you looked like Arnie the way you talked about never being able to pass. How tall are you? There are plenty 6' and above trannies who make it.
>>7078683
Whoa there senpai. There's nothing wrong with being a pretty goth slut.
>>7078676
Disgusting flat chest
Hey guys, e/lit/ist here.
If you remembered I said I was browsing here out of curiosity and some of you caught my eye.(you called me a chaser)
Well , you'll be happy to know that I no longer want to fuck any of you.
I think the whole reason I wanted to dick yall was because I was a semi-beta, who was horny for so long that any hole would do.. and I became attracted to "traps"(fuck /b/ 2008).
Well I'm cured, don't want to fuck you anymore. (Don't think I would have gone through with it, I mean you have dicks. That would have been pretty gay.)
>>7078681
Not gonna lie joan, the way you've talked about your appearance on here made me expect a lot different. From what I'm seeing I think you may actually make it.
I hope laser continues to do its magic
>>7078695
damn
it's t(yui)o on a regular keyboard
>>7078688
>That beard is utterly disgusting though.
I know, I'm going to shave it now, I let it go for too long without because I don't particularly like looking in the mirror to shave it and even when it's clean shaven the shadow is super obvious so it's like what's the point, but anyways, yeah.
>>7078681
>thumbnail
who is this qt
>open up it
GAH
you have a fairly feminine face, but there's something about beards on girls that makes my dick want to crawl inside my body and hide.
>>7078696
I'm 6'4".
>>7078698
im actually a b cup theurr really wide though so the bra looks empty near the top :P
>>7078699
>any hole will do
>I'm cured now
>picture of a goat in lingerie
hmmmmmmm
>>7078676
Is that the same tummy whose insides were molded to fit cock?
>>7078699
would fuck this cute lesbo
10/10
>>7078704
so?
>>7078708
disgusting
>>7078715
yui u fuck
u posted an image of yui
best girl
>>7078690
too shy senpai, I don't have any good below neck pictures either really since I fugged the lighting
>>7078681
>that beard
>>7078699
>That would have been pretty gay.
Nah, it's not gay to be into MTFs.
If it were gay, then wouldn't actual gay people be into them too?
>>7078720
pic
>>7078720
how have the lewd adventures been going? last time I checked you wanted to buy a toy to practice with. did that ever pan out?
>>7078720
>too shy
watch out another uggo coming through!
>>7078719
o.o
I did what?
>>7078697
nothing wrong with being agp either
>>7078707
Wew that's pretty tall but at least your jaw is rounder than mine. Mine's square as fuck compared to yours.
>>7078674
i swear to god amazon changed itself to my home shipping address for some retarded reason
i distinctly remember choosing my apartment at checkout, as evidenced by the fact that one of the items from the same order got shipped to my apartment
>>7078735
did you end up getting a weave? looks nice
>>7078735
finally, a cute brown girl
this is probably jusin my head but.
when i walk around places,
it feels like my hips are doing things on their own.
(sometiems my hips do things on their own in bed)
>>7078735
Are you a drag queen?
>>7078737
you are an idiot is it your first time ordering something online?
>>7078742
Hips don't lie
>>7078742
>it feels like my hips are doing things on their own.
sounds like you have hipsophrenia
>>7078746
no
but what part of "one item in the same order that was in the same checkout got shipped here instead of there" do you not understand
>>7078735
SHAKIRA IS CUTE! CUUUTE!
>>7078722
>tfw the gif isn't loading for some reason
>>7078744
What do you want from me? Do you want me to not toy with everyone I meet or something?
>>7078682
I've taken a lot of ubers that have been old Arab men and they were nothing but nice
I look like a boy tho
How do I start being an adult. I can't fucking hold a job like this.
>>7078749
well this confirms it you really are retarded
BULL
YOU SQUARE
>>7078756
become a housewife, only plan I have left
>>7078751
no
just dont toy with me so much
exclusively
>>7078750
Only on the outside
>>7078748
ok, i guess i was exaggerating about the way i walk
>>7078764
I mean, it's too easy if you're gonna keep coming after me. I can't help it.
>>7078736
I believe in you! one day you'll be prime breeding material for some qt man dont give up
Mfw people don't believe me when I tell them I'm a boy
FUCK OFF ANGIE
>>7078773
I sure hope so senpai!
>>7078760
Who the fuck would marry me :/ no one thats who
>>7078774
is you again, red?
>cute boy
>super cute boy
>>7078782
gotta wife train, being cute and nice is all you need to achieve
>>7078482
I didn't bully you away, right? R-right?
>>7078786
I'm not red
I'm going to marry Shakira!
>>7078787
>and nice
am I nice?
be honest.
>>7078792
o....
well congratulations anyway
>>7078787
>being cute
>>7078802
>tfw read this 1
>post in roast thread
>someone respond with this
LMAO
M
A
O
>>7078806
best i can hope for is cute preteen boy :(
>>7078815
I aim to be a qt girl and nothing less, join me in the pursuit of cuteness senpai!
>when you wake up from a nightmare only to find your waking life is also a nightmare
How do I actually not kill myself? This isn't a desperate message, just a general question. I have been living like a shut in for nearly a full year now. I am really sick of it. I dont want to be alive.
>>7078811
okay this is actually kind of funny
>>7078781
it's something worth trying for at least. being cummed inside is a 10/10 feel ur gunna make it!
>>7078815
hey some guys are actually into that aesthetic so while you work on transition it's not like they'll find you unattractive, and most are willing to treat you like the girl you are so don't be sad. just keep at it and don't give up. hugg
>>7078829
need to get married first
>>7078827
try to get a bf
>>7078827
getting a job or volunteering really helps. if that's not possible, school or caring for an elderly friend/relative is an option. basically anything that gets you out of the house regularly and gives you purpose goes a long way to distract from the suicidal thoughts. having a friend to talk and vent too is another good one
>>7078824
I know that feel.
>>7078833
I'm a man but I only like women. So idk how tranny dating is...
>>7078827
Work work work
Keep yourself busy
>>7078840
I don't think anywhere around me is hiring like at all...
>>7078832
im sure one day you'll be a qt if you aren't already and your husband will breed you nightly but if you want maximum cummies ur gonna have to practice eventually ya know
>>7078827
You need a purpose, something to work towards.
When you don't really know what you're living for, it's easy to go off the rails.
>>7078847
I have reasons, but none remotely practical and as I age out of parents it is like increasingly fucking stupid to chase dead dreams. All my dreams are dying.
>>7078845
I'll get to it eventually okay, gotta focus on mones and stuff right now
>>7078834
I just get depressed at university seeing all those cute young girls while I'm this fat ugly ageing man.
>>7078843
Have you considered making art? That's what I do when I'm not working or in college.
>>7078852
Consider picking a direction and just going for it
is this agp?
>>7078854
how ugly are you?
>>7078859
how do I get nice skin like that, I been doing shaving and it all got ruined ;_;
also get clean socks you mongrel
>>7078859
>carpet floor
>>7078859
gross
>>7078855
I'm a writer but lately I'm avoiding computers I get panic attacks because it also means access to the REAL WORLD and I've fallen really far out of touch. Idk if I even want to come back.
>>7078859
Using coins is extremely agp
>>7078837
well, i can't relate, so i probably don't have good advice.
maybe spend some more time sleeping, maybe get some really nice food.
that makes me forget all the no bf that's happening in my life.
>tfw remember dreams more often than not
>tfw your dreams are weird unfathomable
i'm ok w/ my dreams.
most of time, i'm not even in them
>>7078867
all i see is your crimson chin that doesn't tell me much
>tfw you'll never have a bf
>>7078735
>tfw shakira is a cute
>>7078824
every morning desu
>>7078859
tidy your room
p-pls no bully
>>7078872
how do heroin addicts come back? do they? how do tranny heroin addicts come back? I feel like trying is a meme for others. I just want to fade into history.
>>7078881
uh?
>>7078881
the washing basket is hotter than you
>>7078881
go to bed isla
>>7078881
>socks instead of bare feet
>>7078884
please, don't kid yourself, i doubt any of us will make it into history
>>7078884
You don't come back
I'm high right now
Opiates are good shit
I don't want to come back
I want to keep going till I OD
>>7078896
>i doubt any of us will make it into history
i'm gonna show them that the weakest hands can still make impressive fires
>>7078894
THAT ISN'T ME I WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES AND PICK STUFF UP
http://www.
brasizecalculator.
tk/
I'm very confused right now.
>>7078888
grace are these pics you? the room seems very dirty
>>7078905
sure sure, I believe you /cough dirty isla /cough
>>7078899
oding sucks it's just vomiting for hours until you can vomit no more and then it's retching for hours
>>7078896
that's my point.
>>7078899
That's pretty much where I'm at. I'm 25. Transition is a meme for kids the way the small pox vaccine is a meme for the 15 year olds who died from that.
I honestly think I'm going to kill myself in the next year.
SOME trannies might be just fine walking around as a tranny. I just am not that person.
>>7078911
i post pics on unsee.cc
other than that not rlly
>>7078916
I believe I "swear"
isla doesnt have skeleton thighs like that
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
>>7078924
maybe you can explain to me why I'm a C-cup at ~5 months
>>7078924
don't look at isla's thighs you pedo that's illegal
>>7078912
maybe if you're lying on your back, you can choke on your own vomit.
just like in breaking bad.
but just so everyone knows, although i don't think death is bad, i don't think it's very good either.
kind of like life.
don't go & od on heroin
>>7078927
that sounds fine
c-cups are fine
>>7078913
Don't do it Anon. As someone who has tried numerous times, I always immediately regretted it. Bad idea desu
>>7078929
if isla's thighs were even still illegal id still look at them amigo
At 80 mg codeine a day + HRT drugs how long has my liver got left?
>>7078931
But I'm supposed to grow for like, another 3 months or so.
What the fuck, I don't want huge boobs this early.
>>7078941
1000 years
>>7078941
probably a good while that's below a threshold recreational dose.
>>7078919
Rachel passes
Rachel is popular
Rachel has a bright future
>>7078952
What's a lethal dose
>>7078936
>-_-
;p
>>7078926
i think this song reflects me very well.
https://youtu.be/-ed6UeDp1ek
i'm not a very "no future" kind of person.
my attitude is more like "no ego"
>>7078946
oh so its a good thing
great
send me them and ill rate, okay?
where my trannys at
post pics
>>7078956
the LD50 is 800mg but I've always considered 400mg the upper limit for a recreational dose
>>7078966
recycling
>>7078962
only if you buy me a bra
>>7078966
>>7078966
im p cute today
>>7078966
most recent one
>>7078969
Ijustvomited
for gods sake warn us next time i mean fuck
>>7078954
aren't you going to be an engineer? you seem smart too and even if not everyone likes you there are people who do.
>>7078969
nb
kinda got a serial killer kinda thing goin on
>>7078975
>being a nigger
hey i mean i guess if u like some indian guy will probably like you
>>7078976
okie doke
>>7078966
w-well this is me
>>7078969
How comes you don't fix your hair?
Your face is cute (though it spooks me a little), but your hair is just kind of messy
>>7078966
I'm right here but NO PICS FOR YOU
COME BACK 1 YEAR
>>7078910
Nah, my legs are ncier.
>>7078983
omg stop it!
>>7078993
sure thing
>>7078987
well I have no idea how you look or how long you've been on hrt but you'll never know if someone likes you or not if you never make an attempt. I hope you get confidence enough one day to give it a go
>>7078999
disgusting
>>7079001
>>7078992
:P
also I like those boots they're cute.
>>7078983
You give off such a spooky vibe, it's unreal.
It's not even like you're ugly or anything, I just feel like you're looking into my soul or something.
>>7078966
permanent femboy
>>7078999
thats creepy as fuck dude
those items on the table might as well be torture devices
plus you got a 999 which is 666 upside down
fuck m8 ur doin somethin wrong here
>>7078973
You're cute everyday
>>7079009
that's b/c i'm looking directly into the lens
>>7078970
>spending money on the girl immediately
>>7078977
I'm on the verge of dropping out because I'm depressed
I don't have the money for my business plans
I've never had a job, I have no skills, I'm unemployable.
There is literally no reason for me to continue breathing oxygen.
>>7079010
heh lazy eye
I feel so bad for you now that I'm going to stop bullying you
>>7079010
why fem boy instead of fem-fem fem fem fem fem.?
>>7078969
mirin your ability to pass with short hair and no makeup. How long HRT?
>>7079016
Okay.
Still like 60% sure I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night to see you leaning over my bed and staring directly at me.
>>7079012
yes, playstation games are my favorite implements of torture
>>7079017
ok, ok, I guess the customer is supposed to pay after.
If I show you my boobs, you will buy me a bra of my choosing.
Deal?
i really wish i'd been born a girl. my life is so sad now.
>>7079025
4 1/2 months
>>7079013
I know I am.
>>7079037
Are you fucking serious?
>>7079039
She doesn't pass though
>>7079018
if you're going to drop out don't kys, just get a job at a grocery or something. I know it's not a good job or anything but it lets you be doing something and there is not very much stress.
>>7079033
im not sure if thats exactly what i was trying to say charlotte
btw have you seen oryx now a days
she got really really pretty
>>7079038
Well I just wanted to make sure you knew. How are you feeling today?
>>7079039
fukken serious
>>7079044
>>7079056
yeah but apparently youre actually reasonably cute for a nig
>>7079039
That's what I'm thinking. Some girls have b cups by 4 months, I'm approaching 3 and only my left is slightly budding and let's be real my face isn't getting fixed. We're too old.
If I had money, I'd hire you for my production studio. I am a writer - but selling scripts is near impossible from what I've seen. I want to write for like the walking dead or something of that caliber someday.
>>7079056
let's meet up...in my bed
>>7079056
you know that's not what I meant
good luck kys with diluted helium canisters
>>7079056
ya that was some crummy advice
im in the complete same spot
with no nothing going for me for 8 years now COMPLETE NEET
but then i found out a few tricks ,,,,,, RECENTLY.
not over masturbating
u should be taking breaks as long as u can go
inbetween.
and then you need to configure ur mind to relax, and not panic, and just let the world be as it is. and be who you are
and dont feel forced
>>7079056
>She's been begging me to meet her for months but I've been a shut in autist
iktf
quid lives near me but i'm way too autistic to meet up
>>7079056
like if theres something u dont want to do and ur life isnt gonna be happy that way, and people keep telling you to do it
just dont do it, you have to do EXACTLY, WHATEVER IT IS, will make you happy in each moment, every daily decision you make,
simpleness , and going with the flow and trusting
that it will all work out
and only doing something that is your own will, not a deviation which sends you off on these paths where ur doing something that u dont even want to do for some reason
>>7079068
i've been forgetting to say that i think you're pretty cool
>>7079072
Yeah. But I'm fucked. I've been a shut in my entire life. I can't just stop being a shut in AND Lol hi guys I'm a man with boobs.... I've lived a long enough miserable life it feels like there is no improving it. Any stereo type a /pol/ 17 year old could throw at me is true.
>>7079072
no im sure thats not the case
i think you might just be crazy
>>7079083
>i think you might just be crazy
I don't understand, there's no way that's possible.
>>7079086
>That is probably very wise indeed.
no kidding, huh?
after watching so many relationships here completely flop within a week and start massive drama, I don't want anything to do with this place when it comes to my sex life
unless someone's paying.
>>7079079
The last part is my entire life kissing ass for my family because they buy me food. Some days I'm too weak to get out of bed. Today I wandered the graveyard like usual aimlessly taking pictures thinking in despondent circles.
I'm sick of doing things I don't want to do. But I'm not mentally able to do what I want either.
Ember is for _____
>>7079091
filtering
>>7079091
kicking and punching
>>7079091
Replying to without saying anything other than the fact that you're replying, I guess.
Goodnight everyone.
>>7079090
>I'm sick of doing things I don't want to do. But I'm not mentally able to do what I want either.
This sums up my recent life so well.
sometimes i wish i could just skip to the end of my life.
i don't want to wait for the mysteries of death
>>7079090
you dont actually have to plan what ur gonna do itll come to you
you dont want one pathway stuck in ur head because something else might appear.
you could be ensnaring yourself
>kissing ass for my family because they buy me food
dont let their shit fuck with u
just keep eating and keep mooching until ur life becomes better
as long as you believe it itll come
normies have no understanding
>>7079091
Being my future wife because shes the best.
>>7079114
Goodnight Shakira <3
>>7079114
it's so early you should stay
>tfw no qt switch trans gf
>>7079128
switch?
>>7079114
Good nitrogen Shakira
Sleep tightrogen
>>7079133
Willing to both top and bottom.
>>7079128
>using ur gt
no thanks
>>7079133
defiantly not you can't believe I forgot to filter you
>>7079138
i thought that was 'versatile'
>>7079141
o that's a relief, for a moment i thought you were going to say something horrible
>>7079143
It is. (Well, I don't know, maybe to be a switch the trading roles is mandatory and to be versatile it's just an option, I don't know.)
its basically trusting in god
if you think gods an asshole and is gonna let u suffer and ur just gonna go down the tubes, youre going to go down the tubes.
but the second you accept the idea that ur life is gonna get better and its just up and up and up
hes like ya alright thats actually exactly how i desire to treat humans
>>7079141
btw, me asking questions isn't me offering myself.
get real
>>7079141
>defiantly
>>7079141
I want the rude Anons to leave
>>7079155
god is an asshole and if you think anything else you're not paying attention
i love clonazepam
>>7079157
i really like how sometimes you'll respond twice to a post or post another post adding onto your previous post it's very cute
>>7079155
>god
>>7079170
wish i could get prescribed benzos
they sound p nice
>>7079132
Goodnight Maeve
ps I think you're cute
Goodnight everyone else and best wishes to all
>>7079171
:3
>>7079178
sleep tight~
>>7078441
I went to a tattoo parlor to get both done and the lady who did it was super cool about it and did a perfect job.
i feel awful.
but i guess that's what i get for not passing
>>7079209
Nice, I know every place is a little different but how much did it cost?
>>7079221
you might not pass completely now but if you grow out your hair and have a fem voice I think you would pass really well
>>7079221
i think youd pass if your hair was long
>>7079225
$40 bucks and came with two starter studs. Took about 3 months to fully heal.
>>7079221
Fix up that hair senpai and you'll be a-okay
>>7079050
im doing well, how are you?
>>7079232
i don't have a microphone, so i'm afraid the prospect of hearing my voice is not in the cards
>>7079173
God is a jerk
He made me a tranny
>>7079133
You fuck and you get fucked. 69 in particular is fun.
>>7079244
God is extremely generous
You were lucky enough to be born into a first world country
>>7079235
So it was 3 months before you could take out the starter studs, or is it like painful for the first few months or something?
>>7079254
>tfw born into a middle class white family in the western hemisphere and given an education and all the opportunity in the world
>tfw still some loser faggot
I'm such a failure
I'm a failure as a girl because I'm a tranny freak
I'm a failure as a boy because I'm a trannys freak
I'm a failure as a human being because I can't even pass in school and am dependent on and leech off my parents
just end me
>>7079265
you look pretty ok
>>7079265
you look like POTC
>>7079257
No, I was able to take out the starters after about 4 weeks. It wasn't painful, just felt a little weird, sleeping became weird too but I bought a softer pillow.
What other boards and threads do you all frequent? I like to go to /a/ for the Jojo threads
>tfw no gf to emotionally abuse
>>7079275
i hope you're not being serious
>>7079275
How does one go about doing something like that anyways?
>>7079275
>tfw physically abusive
>>7079272
Hmm okay, thanks for helping :)
>>7079268
>pretty ok
>covering half my face
i'm beginning to think that i might never get my prescribed dose up to 6mg
>>7079264
At least you're not a neet, impoverished farmer, or streetwalker!
>>7079265
Get a job lazy bum
>>7079273
/cgl/ is where I spend the vast majority of my time on 4chan.
>>7079265
I dunno you look pretty fine
At least the upper half of your head
>tfw full-time job watching a machine take 1 and a half hours to cut metal...
>tfw easy money...
>tfw co-worker buys me and trainer monster drinks everyday...
>tfw kiwi kisses after work and during lunch break...
>tfw life is actually good...
>>7079284
Tell you what though it was totally worth it.
>>7079273
i used to go on /p/, /sp/, and /mu/ when i was younger and more into 4chan. Now i really only come into these threads or i'll go to /gif/ on the rare occasion i want to look at porn.
i would probably still go to /p/ if the mods actually kept all the gearfags and fujifags in their containment threads
>>7079299
Hehe, I hope I feel the same way I've been wanting to get my ears pierced for forever but I come from a really conservative family and didn't want to deal with the fallout.
>>7079293
Baby steps I guess
>>7079305
?
what did I do?
i'm sorry bby
>>7079265
I'm a failure because I couldn't even someone to love me.
>>7079297
Still a boy
>>7079307
just do it
>>7079265
im in love with you
>>7079265
I still need roommates. I'm pitifully under qualified on paper. I've never had any semblance of a real career. I want to be dead, but I also know that despite all the fucking shit I have to deal with, it could be worse. Idk how that's makes it better - it doesn't for me, but it keeps me from killing myself. I hold on hope that despite how fucked my life is, maybe I'll pull out of a 10 year disaster. I am actually incredibly intelligent, driven, and intuitive. I just need motivation as of late I have literally none - I'd even say I have strong motive to ignore my desires and dreams as they're not even close to realistic.
.
>talk with my boss at work a lot
>he's really friendly with me and we talk about some pretty deep shit
>treats me like a girl and makes sex jokes in regards to me often
>calls me "sexy" and other things often
I feel like i come on too strong to him and annoy him a lot but he offers to take me home after work and shit like i cant tell if he likes me or is annoyed by me
>>7079345
I am going to (hopefully soon) that's why I'm asking about it ^~^
I am like a treasure goblin from Diablo, if you kill me you'll get great loot! Trust me
>>7079357
Do it on an impulse or you will never do it. Research local tattoo shops and drop in one day. The pressure of doing something is harder than actually doing it.
i'm constantly going on and off prozac
it never feels like anything
i just don't get it
>>7079359
>>7079357
>>7079355
>>7079353
>>7079345
>>7079341
>>7079363
ily
Daily reminder to pierce your girl tinkler
I just hope we can be friends again one day Cheska. Thats all.
>>7079363
Biggest corporate/government scheme of our generation right beside college degree/student debt.
>>7079366
dis
gus
ting
gts are only good for being inverted
>>7079366
eric told me you got your labia pierced
>>7079363
you have to be on it for like a month for it to do anything you dumbie
>>7079376
that's what i do
go on it for a while then fuck off with it because nothing happens
>>7079366
I wish you would get your ears done
>>7079373
Uh yeah, it's a really involved piercing senpai
>>7079375
Who the fuck is Eric?
>>7079380
Whyyyyyyyy
>>7079318
i more meant that i did it to you :(
>>7079341
>couldn't sleep
>snick snicks up this late
must be a sign
>>7079383
>Whyyyyyyyy
because its cute duh
>>7079378
then just stay on it for like at least 3 months
you also have to do other stuff to try to get better besides drugs they aren't some magic cure
Good night /mtfg/
I hope you pass forever
>>7079383
>>7079380
Elanna, you don't have your ears pierced? You need to get on that. You have no idea how awesome big slutty hoops are.
>>7079383
eric mcdermus, he posts here like every day
i think maybe im the only one who knows his name
>forgot I gotta go to work in 40 min
fuck life
>>7079352
You don't even know me
>>7079390
But I don't want needles in my ears
;_;
>>7079366
>piercing your gt
>not completely forgetting it exists until you turn it into a vagoo
>>7079406
took literally all of 3 min to get it done
>>7079405
i know enough
>>7079400
>hoops
s m h absolutely disgusting
>>7079365
how 2 be mentally stable?????????
>>7079389
I should go to sleep soon
so I can wake up early
so I can hopefully finish my book before school
so I'll have time to write the essay after before the midnight deadline
kill me evey
>>7079400
I just have no desire to get my ears pierced :/
>>7079402
For someone that posts here every day they're not well informed
>>7079412
What about the months where you need to wear earings 24/7?
>>7079414
Sure hon, I bet you hate french manicures too.
>>7079424
are you calling eric mcdermus a liar
>>7079378
Most drugs are approved by the FDA because they studies fudged by the drug companies themselves show positive results. Literally, they don't even know why buspar "works" but they prescribe it. Spoiler: does nothing but make your BP up.
So many drugs are just on the market because it's technically not illegal. Doesn't mean they work any better than Tiger penis soup in China.
Even cancer drugs are often just "lol take em cuz we said that rats lost tumors" even knowing the side effects are worse, and spoiler; doesn't even work for most humans
SSRI drugs are the worst offenders, sitting beside anti anxiety and pain killers.
No wonder our society is miserable. Our parents raised us wrong because they're retards and didn't have access to the net to learn right from wrong. We are a generation that had a root kit installed from day 1
Trust authority. Trust pills. Trust instant solutions NOW!
>>7079422
Here take this. And this to make the other one not do that. And for that extra stuff here take this. Oh and take this. New to market very effective. You'll be great see me in 3months.
>>7079413
What's enough?
>>7079424
>What about the months where you need to wear earings 24/7?
you have to keep them in forever, after like month 2 you don't even know they are there
>>7079426
no I just don't like how those big hoop earrings look and it also looks like they could easily get ripped out
too scary
tfw no best friend
>>7079423
I wish I could snug you better senpai ;_;
don't be sad, you being sad makes me even sadder then normal
>>7079439
>tfw no friends at all
>>7079429
i know you're a cute worrywart who's too tough on herself and has pretty eyes
>>7079397
it just makes me bitter
it feels childish and contrary to stop taking the pills but it seems like such a waste of time
i needed something effective before school started and all they gave me were these worthless sugar pills claiming i'd be fine..
and hey i'm not fine
i was too depressed/anxious to go
how am i supposed to want to get better if i'm depressed
>>7079415
wtf
>>7079428
noted
but aren't there effective anti anxiety pills like benzos
>>7079440
nini, eva
stay pure
>>7079428
well my two most recent psychiatrists have together taken me off three different medications and put me on one so I think your "oh and take this" etc etc hasn't really happened in my case
>>7079434
I have enough things I need to stick in myself forever without worrying about my earlobes tho..
>>7079427
Or ignorant
Pick your poison
>>7079445
goodnight snick snicks, stay safe
>>7079443
Define effective? Is it effective to treat your lawn with gallons of chemicals to make it MAYBE stay green? What if you need to double those chemicals every month. By 4 months, you can't grow any new grass. Period. Oh and if you want to keep the lawn living, like at all, you need to start pumping chemicals to the point you can't afford it.
>>7079439
sup bestie?
>>7079439
Tfw have a best friend
Tfw fallen in love
Tfw not loved back and it will never change
Tfw I know I couldn't make her happy anyway
Tfw she's too far away too
Tfw writing this post makes me very sad
>>7079451
eric's not gonna like to hear this
>>7079454
oh i see what you're saying
i thought you were saying that anti anxiety meds literally had no effect
maeve
>>7079428
anyone who thinks antidepressants are an instant solution is an idiot, however they do actually work and have a positive affect for some people. most people probably don't need them though and CBT would work better but that's expensive compared to pills
smoke estrogen every day
>>7079450
Who put you on the ones that you got taken off? The fact you've been bouncing from drug to drug to me is a red flag with the system. I've tried every fucking pill and heroin and LSD. The best results was proper excersize and less screen time. I really believe drugs are just a waste these days. I used to take ADHD meds... Out of every pill I've been on, I can say unequivocally that single pill works for me. For 5 hours (I am on xr should last "9" hours. It doesn't) a day I can concentrate. The rest is static noise, punctuated by luls when I smoke weed. However, I am hardly the poster child for anything but edgy.
>>7079472
i snort my E
>>7079477
senpai I think you're nuts but idk if you're wrong
my current plan is if the meds don't have any positive effect by december I'm just gonna kill myself so I guess I'll find out then
>>7079459
But Eric thinks I have pierced labia,
>>7079463
boo
>tfw when Assange revealed to be Putin's fuccboi. Donald Cuck is nothing but russian puppet.
Lmao
>>7079480
We already met so I was close and now am far away again v_v