/mascgen/ - Dark Souls Edition

I really want a masc bf willing to paint himself green to be an orc for Halloween. As this weird?

>>7070120
It would look ridiculous, which is much worse than weird.
Why don't you do it instead?

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>>7070134
I'm a scrawny dude. I'd be the worst orc ever

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All types of guys are cool

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>>7070142
Cubs are more cool than others tho

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>tfw job hunting
>tfw no money for gym
>tfw no free weights at home

Any ideas of what I can do until I get my first pay check? Just cardio? I want to be a qt muscle boy.

>>7070142
Agreed. Except fatties.
>>7070282
Cardio is a good start. Until you get access to weights calisthenics.

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>>7070290
>agrees
>then disagrees

What was the point in replying? Boy mascgen sure gets catty if you dare post anything that isn't a roid using jock with 2% body fat. Get bent.

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>>7070315
It's a joke m8. Post anything you want.

>>7070315
pretty sure the average ideal body fat percentage of mascgen is between 10 and 15%. Roid anon is an anomaly.

>>7070315
>someone doesn't like fatties
>omg why is everyone so fucking catty!

Its time to stop posting

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>>7070429

Fine. Have this.

>>7070498
I hate seeing guys posing in the weights section of the gym. It's fukken lame.

Hey mascgen can I get some advice on a workout routine more than just read the sticky? I'm 5'11 ~175 and I want to tone up a little more and shed some pounds. What should I start doing?

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>ywn have your own crop of slaves to sadistically torture and sodomize in public, mentally breaking them and beholding them to you

>>7070329
this

>>7070668
>blacks
Ew no

>>7070666
Nice satanic trips.
Time to go on a cut. Calculate your maintenance calories then eat 500-1000 less. It's important to keep your protein intake up while doing this.

As far as routines go, I'd start with a beginner routine like Starting Strength.

Abs are overrated !!!

>>7070282
Shadow box.

Seriously, boxing is an excellent way to get in shape and build confidence, and you don't need any fancy equipment.

You might look like a sperg to whoever you live with but this comes with the territory.

>>7071073
They're sort of like the cherry on top, imo.
>>7071083
Why would that be better then any other cardio?
>Tfw you watch the sperg who shadow boxes between sets mess up and break his hand.

>>7071073
this

>>7070601
>talking shit bout Eddie hall

He can lift more than everyone that posts here breh

>>7071231
So? Masc gen is dyel as fuck.

It's like saying he can beat up an entire classroom of kindergartners.

>>7070668
Just get inventive, pansy. You post in MASCgen but you can't renovate your basement into a sex dungeon?

>>7071231
yeah he's big and hot but posing is gay af

>>7071301
>mascgen
Posing is all guys do in these threads.

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>>7071301
>posing is gay af
You're goddamn right it is

>>7071231
*looks up Eddie Hall*
Holy shit, 10/10. Except for the name. Does anyone have names that are turn-offs specifically because they're names of people you know that don't think of sexually? My childhood best friend is named Eddie

>>7070327
What's wrong with his butt, is it the same thing that's wrong with his lips? A silicon allergy?

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/mascgen/, let me share some good feels with you
> be part of a group of friends, we've been friends for around 10 years
> one of my friends moves to another country to deal with family issues
> some other friends grow distant
> The_Breaking_of_the_Fellowship.txt
> his gf, who's also in our friend group, stays here, they're doing long distance
> she's been looking for a job for a while with no success
> yesterday hear of a position in a local business I sometimes help
> recommend her for the position
> she's just ended the first interview, hear from the owner that she did really well
> if she gets the position, she'll move out of her parents place
> her bf is looking for a job here, and if she has her place then it'll be easier for him to come back
> mfw helped some of my dearest friends get their lives back on track

>>7071346
Implants I think.

>>7071448
Nice. Congrats. Losing long time friends is rough.

>>7071536
>implying
I'm sure you're popular, anon.

>>7071542
Lol not so much. I was a pretty big nerd in school. I've only got a handful of grinds from highschool I still talk with.

One got married and had a kid recently I haven't talked with him in months.

>>7071578
Do you want kids too anon? Does it upset you that you'll never have that opportunity, you dirty queer?

>>7071695
If I do want to I'll just adopt. Are you just a salty mtf who regrets chemically castrating themselves?

>>7071717
>adopt
As if they don't vet adoptive parents, better clean up your basement Mr. Gacy.

>>7071717
Pretty sure it the tranny poster.

I want kids but I don't think I could adopt any kids I want related to. They wouldn't feel like mine.

Surrogate kids are actually pretty cheap. Like 50k a pop. Just need a millionaire bf so I can have a dozen lol.

>>7071749
>It's
>Wasn't
Stupid phone.

>>7071749
>a millionaire
What are you going to entice Peter Thiel with? Your dodgy relationship history? Your fear of commitment? Your limited circle of friends and other social undesirables?

>>7071775
>Your dodgy relationship history? Your fear of commitment? Your limited circle of friends and other social undesirables
He'll yeah.
That shit makes bitches wet.

>>7071804
From pissing themselves with laughter? Maybe.

>>7071749
I don't like the idea of introducing new children to the world, but I still think I'd like kids. Therefore I think adoption is the right way to go. The only thing that worries me about adoption is that you won't know if they're gonna be cute or ugly until they're fully grown. If they had mine or my (hopefully) hot husband's genes then I'd be pretty sure our kids would be good looking.

>>7071821
Follow your heart. I'm pretty sure your kids'll be ugly either way, anon.

>>7071821
Cause ugly kids don't deserve love? Lol

Could always get them plastic surgery with the money you saved on not having a surrogate. Lol

>>7071810
>>7071836
You can do better then this bb.

>>7071878
I've spent enough time on 4chan to know how difficult life can be for ugly people.

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>>7071878
>Could always get them plastic surgery
The Korean strategy I see

>>7071878
Some comeback, slugger. Really proves your point.
If you want, I'll give you a whole hour before you reply again. Is that enough time to call up your mom and ask what she'd say?

>>7071897
Still, being ugly might suck (I know first hand) But it beats being ugly and an orphan.

>>7071897
Well, they shouldn't be ugly then. They deserve it.

>>7071907
Ugly and orphaned vs ugly with 2 gay dads

>>7071916
Same thing really. Don't kids, even ugly kids, deserve real parents?

Rule #2 faggots

>>7071951
Yeah but the thread was slow. Sometimes it's fun to reply to the shitty bait.

>>7071951
>>7072014
As if you don't agree with me despite yourselves, perverts.

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>>7069369
FTFY BB

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>>7072101
Gay men are so shallow.

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>>7072119

>>7072119
you mean *weak

>>7072174
anonymoustagonist pls

>>7072101
>tfw you're not beefy enough to be the guy on the right
;_;

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>>7072262
Well, if you can't add, you can always subtract.

>>7072288
nah masc powerbottom beefy muscleteddybear mode is my goal

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>>7072297
You gotta long ways to go buddy.

>>7072297
Hit the gym and the only thing you'll gain is a hernia, weakling.

>>7072310
My stats are 1/2/3.5/4.5
I think I'll be fine.

I just need to get beefier.

>>7070142
Nah, being fat is lazy and unhealthy.

>>7072387
If you're going to show off your counting skills, remember four comes after three and six after five.

>>7072297

> masc powerbottom beefy muscleteddybear mode

Toplel. Adorable.

>>7072387
What is that in modern units?

>>7072598
cubic inches

>>7072387
Nice. My deadlift is awful. I've got a bad back.
Height and weight?

>>7072598
Pl8s. It's a fitness thing.
It's a 45 lb bar plus a number of 45 lb plates on both sides.
3pl8 is 270+45 or a 315 lb lift.

>>7072737
>It's a fitness thing
then fuck off to >>>/fit/ runt

The fuck is the point of matching someone on tinder if you're not gonna reply

>>7072737
so in modern units?

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>>7072862
To tease obsessive losers.

Thinking of buying my own oly barbell and bumper plates so I can train at home instead of rinsing money on a gym where I don't talk to anyone anyways

>>7072877
I just send one hey and that's it. I ain't needy. I chase no man (unless I catch feelings)

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>>7072825
mascgen is gay /fit/

>>7072912
/fit/ is gay /fit/
mascgen is for /fit/ poseurs

>>7072905
Then you have no need to tell me you're not.
Maybe why they don't reply is your lack of conversational skills?

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>>7072927

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>>7072927
beta

>>7072912
but fit is already full homo

>>7073172
>>7073177
>tumblr file names
Did I trigger you?

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How about you fucking retards stop replying to the shitposter?

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H-he's j-just a shitposter, r-right guys?
W-we can afford to ignore e-everything he says, right guys? Guys?

>>7073253
Yeah. He's just extra cancerous today.

>>7073206
Might need a topic of conversation. Since he's the only one posting.

>>7073334
That's asking an awful lot of faggots who spend their days around other dumbbells.

>>7073329
What do you think his problem is? Is it the same guy from the other day?

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>>7072101
>the only reason you started lifting was to attract a m8
right in the feels anon

>>7073384
Yeah. Here got something against masc dudes for some reason.
>>7073389
I started lifting so I could feel good about myself. It's worked better then anything else so far.

>>7073206
Where's the fun in that. In all honesty this place has become really boring. At least the shitposters are entertaining.

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>>7073329
>>7073253
>he
Everyone knows Maki's a mtf

>>7073389
see >>7069397
and >>7069401
You are what you lift. Dumbbells or dead-weights.
>>7073450
Like I'd waste my time hating mythical creatures. But if you're going wave around your strap-ons and claim to be unicorns...

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>>7073460
Guess again, sissy.

>>7073460
Maki is a man but a very very very ugly one. Plus he's a fatty dyel retard.

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>tfw he squeezes your pecs

>>7073546
looks more like rubbing in that gif there buddy I dont see any squeezing.

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>>7073546
I've still never had anyone do this. The go for the nips, but never grope the whole thing.

>>7073546
>got swolested for the first time ever yesterday
>mfw it was my aunt

>>7073711
>wow anon you look good
>have you been hitting the gym
>it was a girl

>>7073711
>>7073740
My condolences

>>7070861
He said slaves, not BLACK slaves.

>>7073711
>>7073740
Just wait for your dyel friends to fit shame you.

>>7073990
>Also im pretransition mtf
You could never tell though.

>>7073990
You look hungry have a (you)

>>7074018
>get my life together
>transitioning
That's rich.

>>7074018
You're already an ugly girl, so it's not like transitioning will change much.

>>7073990
fatceps tbqh

>>7074132
I do. You have zero definition and your "muscles" are mostly fat.

>>7070668

But I don't like Black people.

>>7074103
>Ive had way more compliments saying otherwise tbqh
You need to learn how to separate pity from reality.

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Went to my gym's looker rooms and saw a guy taking a shower like pic. That shower room is the first thing you see when you walk in. He was fitter than pic though, and I bet he wanted everyone to see him, because of how unavoidable it was to have a look.

>>7074150
im sure any fatty/twink gets impressed by your fatceps

>>7073711
>>7073740
You'll need to get bigger before you impress other people.

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>>7074169
>Get some positivity in your life
I wish the same for you

>>7074235
Relax, little Ms. Kardashian. The only started gossiping about you because they thought I was you. Now that I've met you, I take it as an insult.

>>7074203
I know. It keeps me going.

>>7074264
I wish it wouldn't, but one day you'll grow up.

>>7074269
>Im trying to be a gentleman.
Funny, that's not what I've heard.

Jesus people. Quit feeding the tranny.

>>7074166
Nice. My gym doesn't have stalls it's ask one big communal shower

>>7074414
Sounds like a bathhouse!

>>7074423
Old military gym. So, sorta. Lol

>>7074442
Any old military guys?

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>>7074535
Not any more then usual really, the base closed in the 80s.

What the fuck happened in this thread, guys?

>>7074631
The Maki Nation attacked

>>7074638
I'm speechless. There's so much salt concentrated in this thread.

>>7074654

And these are a few of mine

>>7074274
>>7074252
>>7074215
>>7074155
>>7074083
>>7074077
>>7073996
>>7073582

I thought you had called it a night, faggot.
Good to see you again though.

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>>7074570
>bench 185 x5
>feels light af for the first time
>remember when i was struggling with 1plmao8
>i've come so far

>see this
>i've got so much further to go

>>7074686
Now, now, now. Don't feed the tranny, you silly bitch.

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>>7074704
The path isn't there for you to climb. It's an obstacle to keep you out.
You could still win a few arm wrestling competitions though.

>>7074704
My feekings exactly. He's benching more then twice what I do. But I bench twice what I used to.

I'll get there one day. Maybe. Just need to add 4 more plates. Easy peasy Lol

>>7074733
They weight is just an illusion.
It's all mental.
Just lift the weight. Easy.

>>7073546
Muscle worship makes me diamonds, and my hubby, too. He loves it when I squeeze his pecs and suck his biceps.

>>7074764
>hubby
tell us about this "hubby"
Is he 2D or 3D?

>>7074764
Gross
>>7074762
They grammar is just any illusion.
It's alley mental.
Just lift they wait easy

>>7074751
Rule number 2 mate.
Just wait for it to get banned again.

I've been at home sick all day watching the thread. It's managed to shit post for something like 16 hours straight. Lol

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>>7074771
I'm sorry, did I strike a nerve?

>>7074791
Nice to you? Why?

>>7074819
Everybody knows you were the Christian pedobear retarded danker that sullied the threads.
I'm not a muscle man, so your charms, though I can't seem to pick up on them, have no power over me.

>>7074833
Do you really think a mutilated penis will ever be a vagina?
If you had just stuck with lifting, would you be considering copping out like this?
You're not a woman on the inside, you're a quitter through and through.

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>>7074862
So you take out your feelings of inadequacy on guys who can actually make it? If you do transition successfully, never wear anything transparent or people will see right through you.

>>7074849
>>7074833
its like the same person...
the same annoying retarded subhuman person.

>>7074883
dude, just ignore it.
don't feed it.

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>>7074883
You caught me, ace.
Guess I couldn't keep it a secret.
I started this thread thinking of bullyjerks like you >>7074850

>>7074894
If you want to post anything, make sure you can spell; or do affectations of hysteria or brain fever, or any other thin cover for your stupidity worn like sheer lingerie over your hairy disfigured genitals, prevent you from rereading your words before you post them?
Nobody is victimized. You're easy to push around because you're so unsteady.

>>7074894
>>7074901
lol that's right I'm both of your oppressors at once...

>I'M THE VICTIM!
kek

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>>7074899
>>7074916
aw,come on this is priceless!

>>7074915
>or,or,or
>run on sentence
you're not very smart are you?

>>7074764

>tfw no muscular bf to swolest

I need to get a less stressful job an work out more.

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>>7074926
I'm sorry, is my syntax too convoluted for you? Maybe you should diagram that sentence and get back to me, knave.

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>>7074926
No, It's just wrong.
What is that spellcheck for kids who cant pass English 200?

You're just going to embarrass your self if you dont let it go...

>>7074939
You certainly spell like a girl. But in all other respects, you're a mangled intersex human effigy whose decorative gonads served no purpose as a man or as a woman.

>>7074926
Read a book, you clot.

>>7074963
>is victimized
one.
>people is
>is

please stop pretending to be educated.

>>7074970
see >>7074915
>Nobody is victimized

Stop pretending to be a girl.

>>7074970
>please stop pretending to be educated.
too*
>>7074961
I told you.

>>7074985
/thread

>>7074981
Again, I'm a guy.
Just calling you on your self riotous bullshit.

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>>7074993
>self riotous

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>>7074849
bahaha look at this kid.
>Im the faggot master race
>Im only attracted to hyper masculine men/am obssesed with my own male body
>so that makes me the least gay
kek

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>>7075014
I like how your presumptions make up for any intuition or reason. The good news is, you'll always be laughing at something. The bad news is, few people will be dumb enough to laugh with you. I certainly don't mind laughing at you however.

>>7075027
good luck with your denial.
you can "earn" your masculinity at a gym.

>>7075042
If you really knew a smidgen about human psychology, if you really knew the tiniest bit which would persuade you to imply my denial, you wouldn't be a raving, hysterical mess right now. Put a lid on it, pansy, and then come back to play with the boys.

>>7075046
You're not a girl on the inside, you're just fucked up inside and out.

>>7075048
So...let me clarify.
playing with boys & obsessing with what is or isnt masculinity,
IS GAY.

also, run on sentences are your grammatical week point.

>>7075058
weak.

>>7075058
My sentences aren't run-ons, bitch, they're drive-bys which is why you're always shot down after you read them.

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>>7075074
>Im not retarded Im special.
ok...well my work is done here enjoy repressing how gay you are.

im out.

>>7075088
I don't miss you already.

>>7075088
That webm. You really are a self-riotous faggot.
>>7074993

>>7075109
You're not good enough

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What's your lifting stats /less gay fit/?
What's your favorite lift?

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>>7075141
So... What the fuck happened?
Did all of gaygen simultaneously come here to shitpost?
I'd go through their shitty general to check if there's some pathetic "hey guys let's go raid mascgen" but considering the cancer they've spread here I don't feel like I want to. If this is what average posts look like over there I can see why they'd be jealous. It's pretty sad.
See you in a couple of days people, hope you got bored by then.

>>7075438
My stats are shit.
Beech is by far my favorite lift. Although the pump from curls comes in second.

>>7073546

I wish I had a bf with pecs I could grope, grab, and squeeze.

>>7073206

I love the OC in /mascgen/. Credit to those who make them.

>>7075438

No stats as it's too early.
I enjoy bicep curls.

So how many of you gays have boyfriends

>>7075707

I do. He just is a twinkish top that loves da bars ass.

Now who's shitposting

>>7075724

I didn't think such relationships existed.
This gives me hope.

>>7075724
>bars

Damn phone. Meant bara ass

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Just managed 285lb WHT for 1 x 12.

>tfw your weighted hip thrusts is higher then your bench

>>7075707
single over here. But, I don't want a bf until I've started getting big. So I'm gonna be single for the next 9 months minimum and I can focus on my lifting and studies.

>>7075804
how do you actually do WHTs?

>>7075839
Like this
https://youtu.be/NOnbakeElAQ

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>>7075707
Single as of last week.

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>>7075707
I do. He's a fantastic half white half filipino cubcake.

>>7075804
I'm that fag that did wht once and then chickened out. I'm surprised by how much I managed to lift though. Legs are underrated muscles indeed, arms can't even compete.

>>7076005
Daddy

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What's mascgen's goal body?
Pic related.

>>7075438
5'9" 165lb
BP: 205
SQ: 265
DL: 315
OHP: 125

>>7075707
I'm married desu

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Why do I have such a thing for men that have dogs or young kids? I find them so adorable and handsome. There is nothing cuter than a single dad with a daughter.

>>7076097
Nice. Reps or 1rm?

>>7076117
>Nice. Reps or 1rm?
I can do 2-3

>>7075724

>there are baras into skinny dyel tops

There is hope for me.

>>7076114
It's your maternal instinct.

>Tfw I should have knocked up my ex wife so I could be a single dad.

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>>7076129
be my husband and we can adopt a cute blonde girl

>>7076005
>Bara white guy going out with a half white half asian
I have hope now of achieving a white bara bf

>>7076137
>Adopt.
I couldn't do it.
I guess I'm too selfish. Could do a surrogate.

>>7076143
Asian guys are cute. I have a thing for short guys with small dicks though.

>>7076152
maybe. but only if you're okay with waiting until technology allows us to make sure our daughter is blonde and blue eyed.

>>7076166
If it's mine it will be. At least until she gets older.

>>7074769
3d. And real and not fictional and stuff. Crazy, right? Not what you'd expect on 4chan, I know.

>>7076175
london?

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>>7076143
Follow your dreams

>>7076256
>08.19.16

I just want a 6ft 2 blonde bf with a nice butt to eat and a furry chest

>>7076098

How long have you been married for?

>>7076156

They are cute. I can confirm this.

>>7076326

I think you're supposed to be in /femgen/.

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>>7076293
Yup it's an old pic of my cubcake while we were at my cottage.

>>7076332
>I think you're supposed to be in /femgen/.
Isn't this the thread where we appreciate masc dudes?
You're the one who's into asian twinks. You should go to femgen.

>>7076348

Less so admiration of masc dudes, more so aspiring to be one. A place for masculine dudes who feel out of place in threads like /gaygen/ and /femgen/. I never specified 'asian twink'. I didn't even mention 'twink'. I dated a guy from Malaysia and he was cute, that's all there is to it.

Additionally, being a skelly isn't synonymous with being feminine.

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>>7076347
>cubcake

>>7076200
Illinois. Lol

>>7076326
>Tfw not blond
Life is suffering.

>>7076355
Hooked up with a short Asian guy a while back. He was almost a foot shorter then me but was almost as wide. It was hot as fuck.

>>7076406

But how tall are you anon?

>>7076390
dye your hair. Guys look great with dyed blonde hair imo

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>>7076078

>>7076422
6'3
>>7076446
Then I feel like me eye brows look weird.

>>7076581

Damn, quite tall then.
I wish I was that tall.
I want to be 6'5".
It'll never happen, so I just need to get the body I can get.

>>7076581
it's an /effay/ look

>>7076616
>I want to be 6'5".
Iktf. I want to be 6'9+ to get halfthor big.
Stuck as as 6'3" manlet.

>>7076705
I might do it when I grow my mocawk back. But then I'm tempted to dye the beard.

>>7076716
Tell me how to stop repressing

>>7076713

It's a shame science hasn't developed a way to extend our height. I look forward to the day that society stops suppressing the onset of artificial (though arguably not) genetic development.

>>7076758

I know I'm breaking the rules, but no one seems to have asked you a question. Why do you post so much in /mascgen/? Why are so many of your posts hypocritical? And why are so many of them about transitioning and repression?

>>7076705
Blond hair kind of looks effeminate, even if it's natural. You have to have a pretty strong jawline or you look a bit like a fem.

>>7076756
Not that excited for it to be honest.
6'3 will just be the new 5'6"
It'll just be a question of who's family afforded better treatment as opposed to genetics.

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After comparing with /gaygen/ I've come to the conclusion that /mascgen/ is the vastly superior general

What are you doing right that /gaygen/ don't? Why is this general so much better?

>>7070116
>when a guy looks all "masc" but has an extremely girly voice
Stop this
Stop this.

>>7076783
they answered that in a past thread. basically he tried to me masculine, but it didn't make him happy.

it's made him bitter, and he doesn't like to see masculine guys being happy. (or feminine guys either, since apparently he can't make it as a twink)

so rather then seeking help, he shitposts for 16+ hours a day in an attempt to troll people and make up for his crippling self hate.

Honestly the most tragic figure I've ever met.

>>7076796
Not having trip fag drama helps.
I think masc dudes might just be a little more chill and supportive too.

>>7076799
It's kind of weird but I find it oddly hot. Like despite all the muscle you can tell they're a sissy bottom bitch.

I don't know if i could do a long term relationship, but it makes me dick hard. lol

>>7076786

> It'll just be a question of who's family afforded better treatment as opposed to genetics.

This is true, but I think humans would be better off altogether if we genetically enhanced ourselves, e.g. predispose people to be more athletic and better at learning.

>>7076795

> you guys like...
> You guys talk...

I don't even know who you are, other than the constant talk of actively avoiding you because of all the 'shitposting'. If anything, this post just seems to prove it. I was hoping otherwise, but whatever.

>>7076805

Thanks for informing me anon.

is it okay to post here if youre a bi masculine guy who's into masc guys or is it only homos

>>7076843
You have cooties

>>7076843

I'm bi and masc, so you're not alone though.
Though I'm unconventional in my 'bisexuality'.

>>7076863
>I'm unconventional in my 'bisexuality'
how so?

>>7076830
>but I think humans would be better off altogether if we genetically enhanced ourselves
Maybe. But it's something you have to handle carefully. Limiting genetic diversity can be a big problem for a species.

It also might create insurmountable class divides, and eliminate upward mobility. A poor kind form the street isn't going to be able to compete with a rich kid who was designed to be better in every way.

>>7076843
I'm bi and I post here.
>tfw no bi bf to tag team sluts with

>>7076865
>>7076872

I'm what most gay men refer to as 'total top'.
I have no interest in male genitalia.

>>7076877

Class division is an issue, and I think it's rather a bit of a vision of dystopia to foresee rich children who are genetically and socially superior compared to their poorer counterparts who are worse off in every way. Perhaps it'll lead to the reintroduction of slavery? Also, what of technological enhancements? E.g. inserting mechanical components into the human body to improve our abilities.

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>>7075626
>I love the OC in /mascgen/. Credit to those who make them.
T-thanks senpai

>>7076796
> incentivize self-improvement
> offer advice and support to anons trying to lose weight/get stronk
> be a chill place to hangout in after lifting sessions
> establish that we have some common interests (lifting + masc guys)
> good OC :^)

>>7076843
It's ok, just don't talk about women.

>>7076805
> tfw you can't fathom the existential dread the tranny has to endure every day
> tfw only suicide can end it's pain

>>7076829

>girl

Do you still have de pussi bawse?

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>>7076863
>>7076877
>>7076899
nice to hear, you seem like a cool bunch

I'd like to ask for advice though, I've worked out for many months now and I want my bf to start working out as well. He tells me a lot he wants to as well but he has trouble doing it regularly (as in he starts but quits soon after). How can I hel him keep it up?

In exchange here's a bear

>>7076899
> tfw you can't fathom the existential dread the tranny has to endure every day
> tfw only suicide can end it's pain
Shitposting aside I really do feel sorry for trannies. Like, if you're upfront about not being a woman very little people will want you, and a big chunk of those that do are creepy fetishists; and if you're not people will think you're tricking them and might get beaten up by sexually confused people. All of this assuming you can even pass.
I'm glad I love being a dude. It's something you really take for granted.

>>7076932

Go to the gym with him?
Help him eat the right foods.
Offer him rewards for working out.

>>7076959
I work out at home and we don't live together

>>7076959
Rewards sounds good though, I'll try that

>>7076897
>Perhaps it'll lead to the reintroduction of slavery?
Unlikely. Slavery isn't really that great an economic system. Why keep and maintain slaves when it costs less to just pay a living wage?
>Also, what of technological enhancements? E.g. inserting mechanical components into the human body to improve our abilities.
It's kind of unlikely. Most improvements are unlikely to be technological in nature, because of the sheer speed of technological advancement. That nifty usb port? Shame everything's on usb3 etc.

>>7076932
Getting a SO into lifting can be really hard. a lot of times they feel like you're telling them they aren't attractive enough.

Just try to keep it positive, and use positive reinforcement.

>>7076932
In my experience, the single thing that stops people from persisting at the gym is *not seeing results*. They no longer go because it feels like it's not making any difference, that they're just wasting their time, and so on.

Because of that, I personally find it essential that any beginner go through a routine that quickly gives out some kind of visible, verifiable enhancement. Strength training is extremely compatible with that; with each session the trainee will see their results in the weight they're lifting, which acts a psychological motivator. Seeing these numbers rise really feels good, you know?

Beyond that, you can schedule activities that act as a reward AND assistance to his lifting. You can both have a nice, high protein dinner after the gym, and if you're bulking then you really should try to make that enjoyable for him. Sex is, of course, a great reward, too (and it's cardio!)

Make sure his nutrition is good, be it for a bulk or a cut, because that'll give him more gains. Once he gets hooked on the progress he'll start doing it all by himself.

>>7076937
I'm very sorry for trannies in general, but not for this one in particular. Still, it is tragic that, of all things, it started lifting to deal with it's dysphoria, and now it's absolutely impossible that it'll ever pass as a woman. No amount of hormones will ever fix what's been done to it's body.
And now the tranny posts for 16 hours here, on /mascgen/, as if that would somehow change the life it leads.

>>7077024
I think it's more of a face thing.
Muscle atrophies pretty fast if you don't keep it up. Doubly so if you go on a hard cut.

Dear /mascgen/,

How do I convince this cute cub to take my d? It's pretty clear that he wants if from the times we've messed around together, but he's kind of scared. He doesn't bottom much and I'm a big bigger then average (nothing to write home about).

How do I convince him it's not going to split him in half?

bi guy here, is normal that i like bara, masculine guys, etc. more everyday that past?

before i just like femboys and the type if guy i like the less is "the normal guy" without muscles or being fem.....

>>7077050
I was the same way. I still like twinks, but it's hard to say no to fit masc guys, the big ass from squats and leg work is just amazing.

>>7077046
Rimming is the single most powerful weapon against fear of bottoming. Get good at that and he'll get thirsty for dick.
If that's not enough, learn how to find the prostate and finger him until he's melting. Mix these two and he'll either desperately want to bottom OR he'll slowly lose his fear.
Don't be afraid of having a sex session or two that's almost entirely made of rimming and fingering him. Let him relax, get him extremely loose, and he'll get more comfortable with you.
Have fun.

>>7076347
Cute!

>>7075109
You'll make it, anon. He's looking for you.

>>7076347
>tfw no venbf

>>7077077
This. Just focus on being the best you you can be, and happiness won't be far behind.

>>7077068
>Rimming is the single most powerful weapon

kek

Im picturing marines rimming ISIS

>>7077151
Truly a war to end all wars.

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>>7077151
> implying rimming isn't a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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>>7076829
Incredibly woman, if I do say so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTQisbneSAg

>>7077365
snugglebutt

>>7077368
ikr. I just want to bite it and use it as a pillow. lol

>>7077365
damn

>>7077450
gross

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>>7077450
damn dude

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>>7077365
This butt. I need one like this

>>7077462
Different strokes.
>>7077474
Boyfriend goals.
>>7077505
Like you want to have on? Or a bf with one?

>>7077505
I think a butt like that is a bit of a pipe dream.
But shoot for the stars and hit the moon, I suppose.

>>7077547
won't know till you try.

>>7077547
Anything's possible. Here's wishing you cuties and booties.

>>7077572
>cuties and booties.
New mascgen catchphrase?

>>7077584
What about Glutes and Sloots?

>>7077584
Sounds like it! But I don't think it can beat >>7075100

>>7077588
>more relevant
I'm not sure that it is. It's about a sub section of a sub section of the legbutt board.

>>7077450
Dem lats tho

>>7077539
Both

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>>7077588
Because we're simply too coo.

>>7077616
>tfw lats are shit
>>7077618
Good man. lol

>>7076256
>>7076347
>posting your boyfriend on 4chan

I'm telling Kyle

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>>7076137
>>7076152
>>7076166
>not thinking of the 3rd option available

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/two-father-babies-could-soon-be-possible-no-egg-donor-required/

>>7076360
kek

>>7077636
Still years if not decades away though.

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http://strawpoll.de/zgb6fry

>>7077644
Takes a few years to get to know someone for marriage.

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>>7077588
We're generally more approachable because no trip drama and shitposting is discouraged

>>7077588
Because despite their hatred of attentionwhores, they do nothing but talk about how great they are

>>7076555
i wish oil wrestling were popular in america

>>7077626
lats are literally the second best muscle.
after glutes of course

>>7077636
One of my issues with kids is that I don't want to bring a child into this world, especially when I can help a different (cute) child already in the world.

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>>7077637
If you're so relevant, why doesn't anybody notice when you get banned and then replaced by wittier trolls?

remember a few days ago when rule #2 was followed by all posters?

>>7077673
>not wanting to protect your dynasty

>>7077687
Protip: the guy responding to him is a shitposter.
just ignore it. don't even acknowledge their posts.

>>7077665
I don't know if I could rank them they're essential for that v taper. Good lats make an amazing view when fucking a guy doggy.

>>7077698
lats are what make guys look hueg tho
you only get the v-taper if you cut

>>7077689
My family comes from working class coal miners and farmers. It's not that respectable of a dynasty. Not bothered about it tbqh

>>7077683
Nobody can take your place. Not in Hell, anyway.
But I'd be more than happy to take over.

>>7077704
Can someone else make a thread? If we move to that one, it'll disappear when maki gets banned.

I would but phone is dying.

>>7076843
This is really common in bi guys I've seen irl, idk why it's the opposite on 4chan.

>>7077716
Done >>7077731

>>7077735
aww man
>>7077737

>>7077687
its maki samefagging

>>7077743
I like yours too, but let the people will vote with their feet.

>>7077735
Thanks m8.

>>7077743
To the victor go the posts!