Rule #1 - No tripfagging, no namefagging.
Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.
Rule #3 - Post bara dudes.
> /fit/ sticky
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
Previous thread: >>7060577
>tfw job hunting
>tfw no money for gym
>tfw no free weights at home
Any ideas of what I can do until I get my first pay check? Just cardio? I want to be a qt muscle boy.
What was the point in replying? Boy mascgen sure gets catty if you dare post anything that isn't a roid using jock with 2% body fat. Get bent.
>ywn have your own crop of slaves to sadistically torture and sodomize in public, mentally breaking them and beholding them to you
Nice satanic trips.
Time to go on a cut. Calculate your maintenance calories then eat 500-1000 less. It's important to keep your protein intake up while doing this.
As far as routines go, I'd start with a beginner routine like Starting Strength.
Seriously, boxing is an excellent way to get in shape and build confidence, and you don't need any fancy equipment.
You might look like a sperg to whoever you live with but this comes with the territory.
/mascgen/, let me share some good feels with you
> be part of a group of friends, we've been friends for around 10 years
> one of my friends moves to another country to deal with family issues
> some other friends grow distant
> his gf, who's also in our friend group, stays here, they're doing long distance
> she's been looking for a job for a while with no success
> yesterday hear of a position in a local business I sometimes help
> recommend her for the position
> she's just ended the first interview, hear from the owner that she did really well
> if she gets the position, she'll move out of her parents place
> her bf is looking for a job here, and if she has her place then it'll be easier for him to come back
> mfw helped some of my dearest friends get their lives back on track
Lol not so much. I was a pretty big nerd in school. I've only got a handful of grinds from highschool I still talk with.
One got married and had a kid recently I haven't talked with him in months.
Pretty sure it the tranny poster.
I want kids but I don't think I could adopt any kids I want related to. They wouldn't feel like mine.
Surrogate kids are actually pretty cheap. Like 50k a pop. Just need a millionaire bf so I can have a dozen lol.
I don't like the idea of introducing new children to the world, but I still think I'd like kids. Therefore I think adoption is the right way to go. The only thing that worries me about adoption is that you won't know if they're gonna be cute or ugly until they're fully grown. If they had mine or my (hopefully) hot husband's genes then I'd be pretty sure our kids would be good looking.
H-he's j-just a shitposter, r-right guys?
W-we can afford to ignore e-everything he says, right guys? Guys?
I've still never had anyone do this. The go for the nips, but never grope the whole thing.
Went to my gym's looker rooms and saw a guy taking a shower like pic. That shower room is the first thing you see when you walk in. He was fitter than pic though, and I bet he wanted everyone to see him, because of how unavoidable it was to have a look.
Not any more then usual really, the base closed in the 80s.
>bench 185 x5
>feels light af for the first time
>remember when i was struggling with 1plmao8
>i've come so far
>i've got so much further to go
The path isn't there for you to climb. It's an obstacle to keep you out.
You could still win a few arm wrestling competitions though.
Do you really think a mutilated penis will ever be a vagina?
If you had just stuck with lifting, would you be considering copping out like this?
You're not a woman on the inside, you're a quitter through and through.
So you take out your feelings of inadequacy on guys who can actually make it? If you do transition successfully, never wear anything transparent or people will see right through you.
You caught me, ace.
Guess I couldn't keep it a secret.
I started this thread thinking of bullyjerks like you
If you want to post anything, make sure you can spell; or do affectations of hysteria or brain fever, or any other thin cover for your stupidity worn like sheer lingerie over your hairy disfigured genitals, prevent you from rereading your words before you post them?
Nobody is victimized. You're easy to push around because you're so unsteady.
I'm sorry, is my syntax too convoluted for you? Maybe you should diagram that sentence and get back to me, knave.
No, It's just wrong.
What is that spellcheck for kids who cant pass English 200?
You're just going to embarrass your self if you dont let it go...
You certainly spell like a girl. But in all other respects, you're a mangled intersex human effigy whose decorative gonads served no purpose as a man or as a woman.
Read a book, you clot.
bahaha look at this kid.
>Im the faggot master race
>Im only attracted to hyper masculine men/am obssesed with my own male body
>so that makes me the least gay
I like how your presumptions make up for any intuition or reason. The good news is, you'll always be laughing at something. The bad news is, few people will be dumb enough to laugh with you. I certainly don't mind laughing at you however.
If you really knew a smidgen about human psychology, if you really knew the tiniest bit which would persuade you to imply my denial, you wouldn't be a raving, hysterical mess right now. Put a lid on it, pansy, and then come back to play with the boys.
>Im not retarded Im special.
ok...well my work is done here enjoy repressing how gay you are.
So... What the fuck happened?
Did all of gaygen simultaneously come here to shitpost?
I'd go through their shitty general to check if there's some pathetic "hey guys let's go raid mascgen" but considering the cancer they've spread here I don't feel like I want to. If this is what average posts look like over there I can see why they'd be jealous. It's pretty sad.
See you in a couple of days people, hope you got bored by then.
Just managed 285lb WHT for 1 x 12.
>tfw your weighted hip thrusts is higher then your bench
Why do I have such a thing for men that have dogs or young kids? I find them so adorable and handsome. There is nothing cuter than a single dad with a daughter.
Less so admiration of masc dudes, more so aspiring to be one. A place for masculine dudes who feel out of place in threads like /gaygen/ and /femgen/. I never specified 'asian twink'. I didn't even mention 'twink'. I dated a guy from Malaysia and he was cute, that's all there is to it.
Additionally, being a skelly isn't synonymous with being feminine.
It's a shame science hasn't developed a way to extend our height. I look forward to the day that society stops suppressing the onset of artificial (though arguably not) genetic development.
I know I'm breaking the rules, but no one seems to have asked you a question. Why do you post so much in /mascgen/? Why are so many of your posts hypocritical? And why are so many of them about transitioning and repression?
Blond hair kind of looks effeminate, even if it's natural. You have to have a pretty strong jawline or you look a bit like a fem.
Not that excited for it to be honest.
6'3 will just be the new 5'6"
It'll just be a question of who's family afforded better treatment as opposed to genetics.
After comparing with /gaygen/ I've come to the conclusion that /mascgen/ is the vastly superior general
What are you doing right that /gaygen/ don't? Why is this general so much better?
they answered that in a past thread. basically he tried to me masculine, but it didn't make him happy.
it's made him bitter, and he doesn't like to see masculine guys being happy. (or feminine guys either, since apparently he can't make it as a twink)
so rather then seeking help, he shitposts for 16+ hours a day in an attempt to troll people and make up for his crippling self hate.
Honestly the most tragic figure I've ever met.
Not having trip fag drama helps.
I think masc dudes might just be a little more chill and supportive too.
It's kind of weird but I find it oddly hot. Like despite all the muscle you can tell they're a sissy bottom bitch.
I don't know if i could do a long term relationship, but it makes me dick hard. lol
> It'll just be a question of who's family afforded better treatment as opposed to genetics.
This is true, but I think humans would be better off altogether if we genetically enhanced ourselves, e.g. predispose people to be more athletic and better at learning.
> you guys like...
> You guys talk...
I don't even know who you are, other than the constant talk of actively avoiding you because of all the 'shitposting'. If anything, this post just seems to prove it. I was hoping otherwise, but whatever.
Thanks for informing me anon.
>but I think humans would be better off altogether if we genetically enhanced ourselves
Maybe. But it's something you have to handle carefully. Limiting genetic diversity can be a big problem for a species.
It also might create insurmountable class divides, and eliminate upward mobility. A poor kind form the street isn't going to be able to compete with a rich kid who was designed to be better in every way.
I'm bi and I post here.
>tfw no bi bf to tag team sluts with
I'm what most gay men refer to as 'total top'.
I have no interest in male genitalia.
Class division is an issue, and I think it's rather a bit of a vision of dystopia to foresee rich children who are genetically and socially superior compared to their poorer counterparts who are worse off in every way. Perhaps it'll lead to the reintroduction of slavery? Also, what of technological enhancements? E.g. inserting mechanical components into the human body to improve our abilities.
>I love the OC in /mascgen/. Credit to those who make them.
> incentivize self-improvement
> offer advice and support to anons trying to lose weight/get stronk
> be a chill place to hangout in after lifting sessions
> establish that we have some common interests (lifting + masc guys)
> good OC :^)
It's ok, just don't talk about women.
> tfw you can't fathom the existential dread the tranny has to endure every day
> tfw only suicide can end it's pain
nice to hear, you seem like a cool bunch
I'd like to ask for advice though, I've worked out for many months now and I want my bf to start working out as well. He tells me a lot he wants to as well but he has trouble doing it regularly (as in he starts but quits soon after). How can I hel him keep it up?
In exchange here's a bear
> tfw you can't fathom the existential dread the tranny has to endure every day
> tfw only suicide can end it's pain
Shitposting aside I really do feel sorry for trannies. Like, if you're upfront about not being a woman very little people will want you, and a big chunk of those that do are creepy fetishists; and if you're not people will think you're tricking them and might get beaten up by sexually confused people. All of this assuming you can even pass.
I'm glad I love being a dude. It's something you really take for granted.
>Perhaps it'll lead to the reintroduction of slavery?
Unlikely. Slavery isn't really that great an economic system. Why keep and maintain slaves when it costs less to just pay a living wage?
>Also, what of technological enhancements? E.g. inserting mechanical components into the human body to improve our abilities.
It's kind of unlikely. Most improvements are unlikely to be technological in nature, because of the sheer speed of technological advancement. That nifty usb port? Shame everything's on usb3 etc.
Getting a SO into lifting can be really hard. a lot of times they feel like you're telling them they aren't attractive enough.
Just try to keep it positive, and use positive reinforcement.
In my experience, the single thing that stops people from persisting at the gym is *not seeing results*. They no longer go because it feels like it's not making any difference, that they're just wasting their time, and so on.
Because of that, I personally find it essential that any beginner go through a routine that quickly gives out some kind of visible, verifiable enhancement. Strength training is extremely compatible with that; with each session the trainee will see their results in the weight they're lifting, which acts a psychological motivator. Seeing these numbers rise really feels good, you know?
Beyond that, you can schedule activities that act as a reward AND assistance to his lifting. You can both have a nice, high protein dinner after the gym, and if you're bulking then you really should try to make that enjoyable for him. Sex is, of course, a great reward, too (and it's cardio!)
Make sure his nutrition is good, be it for a bulk or a cut, because that'll give him more gains. Once he gets hooked on the progress he'll start doing it all by himself.
I'm very sorry for trannies in general, but not for this one in particular. Still, it is tragic that, of all things, it started lifting to deal with it's dysphoria, and now it's absolutely impossible that it'll ever pass as a woman. No amount of hormones will ever fix what's been done to it's body.
And now the tranny posts for 16 hours here, on /mascgen/, as if that would somehow change the life it leads.
How do I convince this cute cub to take my d? It's pretty clear that he wants if from the times we've messed around together, but he's kind of scared. He doesn't bottom much and I'm a big bigger then average (nothing to write home about).
How do I convince him it's not going to split him in half?
bi guy here, is normal that i like bara, masculine guys, etc. more everyday that past?
before i just like femboys and the type if guy i like the less is "the normal guy" without muscles or being fem.....
Rimming is the single most powerful weapon against fear of bottoming. Get good at that and he'll get thirsty for dick.
If that's not enough, learn how to find the prostate and finger him until he's melting. Mix these two and he'll either desperately want to bottom OR he'll slowly lose his fear.
Don't be afraid of having a sex session or two that's almost entirely made of rimming and fingering him. Let him relax, get him extremely loose, and he'll get more comfortable with you.
Takes a few years to get to know someone for marriage.
If you're so relevant, why doesn't anybody notice when you get banned and then replaced by wittier trolls?