Ten Secular Commandments All Gay Man Should Consider...

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I. Be an Individual
Do you really want to live in a bee hive or ant colony? Put individuality ahead of being a community member.

II. Do Not "Seek Long Term" Relationships
Erase all presumptions & goals upon dating - let feelings develop naturally over time. They're not willed or forced into existence.

III. Confident & Secure
There is nothing sexier than a confident man. If you're not comfortable with your own appearance, do what it takes to develop self esteem. Be very wary of jealous types, they're insecure.

IV. Do Not Commit Adultery With Closeted Men
He's not going to leave the woman he married for you. Even if he does, he's gonna need a few years to play the field.

V. Practice Safe Sex
Unless you're in a monogamous relationship, wrap it.

VI. Exercise & Eat Healthy Meals
Instead of bitching about gay men's infatuation with physique, consider the fact your lack of respect for your own body is shallower.

VII. Focus on Intra-Generational Partnerships
Date your peers. If you're young, put aside the desire to have a sugar daddy. If you're older, put aside your infatuation with youth & grow up.

VIII. Keep Transexuals at Arm's Length
Work with other sexual minorities on common goals, but always keep in mind sexuality & gender identity are two completely different things. Embrace your maleness. You really do not have all that much in common with Caitlyn Jenner or Chaz Bono.

IX. Date All Races
Focusing exclusively on one race over the all the others is no better than those who eschew all races but their own.

X. Ignore Pre-Defined Sexual Roles
Like flavors of ice cream, you can have a favorite. Though you can enjoy or prefer one role over another, you should avoid any and all pressure or impulse to pigeon hole your sexual activities into a specific top or bottom only position. Doing so limits your pleasure possibilities by half. You're male; born and equipped to enjoy both roles in intercourse. There's no need to adopt heterosexual mores in bed.