/mascgen/ - Bubble Butt Edition
Now with more memes!
Previous thread: >>7020726
Rule #1 - No tripfagging, no namefagging.
Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.
Rule #3 - Post bara dudes.
>zeemaps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853
>tiny chat:
tc/mascgen
> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM
>>7038330
Been so stressed about my exams I've lost my appetite completely.
Urgh.
>>7038348
> tfw have exam tomorrow morning
> tfw barely know the subject
At least I started my antidepressant treatment and it's been going well
>>7038371
Good luck buddy. I'm gonna drink myself into a coma after mine.
I've had a shitty past week and this one + my exam needs to end already
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tK3YHZex2cEbGFquUFOnkSIgHfFuJW4btbfzKF7Seh0/edit?usp=sharing
fill out your stats
>>7038225
OK I'm back from the gym
Already doing those and deadlifts, so I guess I'm on the right track. No need to embarrass myself. Thanks!
>>7038431
alcohol inhibits the body's ability to synthesis protein causing loss of muscle mass.
>>7038774
Alcohol also allows me to have a good time.
I don't care. I'm not going to sacrifice social interaction in order to gain a bit more muscle in a shorter time frame. If I was an elite athlete competing at a high level then maybe I'd change my mind
>>7038774
You're talking all faggy. Everyone knows alcohol is calorie dense rocket fuel for your gains.
>>7038790
Whatever it's not my body; go drink your filthy gains goblin potions.
>>7038888
Might even shovel some filthy powders up my nostrils too.
>tfw silentprotagonist will never breed your boypussy
;-;
>>7039095
>silentprotagonist
>Silent
>Protagonist
>S
>P
https://youtu.be/LOqa4MaogDQ
Oh shit the goyim know
Have you ever been hit on at the gym mascgen?
>>7039297
I was squatting one time and this girl and his beta orbiter where talking about me being gay, i had no fucking clue how they knew maybe i was just looking really faggy that day. Anyways so i was squatting and failed my squat and this like skinny effeminate boyfriend of the girl laughed at me. I just kept squatting and did not give a fuck. Also the girl was pretty cool she told him off for laughing at me which cooled my nerves. Other then guys hitting on girls and lifting more weight in front of me to show off to the girls not really no.
>>7039297
Naw. There are some cuties at the gym i'd like to fug. Including this 10/10 latino muscle manlet.
It's a rural area though, I don't think any of them are gay.
>>7039337
Post DSLs.
>>7039095
Oh well.
>>7039326
you sound autistic
>>7039461
>mfw I'll never have a bf like this
>>7039566
I wish i was autistic that would give me an excuse to how strange that situation was. Or its just my typing which you are calling autistic which i can understand.
>>7039402
Tell me about it. There's tons of guys at the gym I'd like to fug and I'm sure some of them are gay, but I don't have the balls to approach anyone in public. Plus some of my brother's friends work out there occasionally and I don't want to deal with that shit yet.
And yeah, manlets can be great. There was this 10/10 short hunk with a cute Cuban accent and compression shorts that drove me crazy. Haven't seen him in months though :(
>>7039297
Yes
>Hey my name is James, nice to meet you
>I don't wanna embarrass you or anything but I think you're very attractive
I turned him down cause he seemed really old although he was nice
>>7039629
>I don't have the balls to approach anyone in public
This is the biggest hurdle. I saw an unbelievable qt at the bank today, and I had to fight the impulse of making like a fool and backing him into a corner somehow and demanding that he tell me about himself.
God I hate stupidly attractive people.
>>7039402
>It's a rural area though
Where's the logic in that? You're there and you're gay.
>>7039629
I'm defintely developing a man crush. The qt manlet lifts about the same as I do, but he's got to be close to a foot shorter.
>Tfw no gym bro bf
>>7039702
I mean if they're there, they're probably closeted. Even if they are gay, they might not appreciate the attention.
>tfw not thick enough to be a spartan for Halloween
What are you going as masc?
>>7039402
All the attractive guys at my gym are so self involved it's unattractive.
There are two lifting platforms in front of mirrors. I was on one and 2 guys were on the one next to me swapping between sets. While resting they were flexing in the mirror talking about how great their muscles look.
The second hand embarrassment was too much. One of them was about 5'5 as well.
It made me want to quit that gym tbqh
Are you high test /fit/?
>>7040615
Yes. But I'm canadian.
>>7040798
he looks like hes got a big ass but small dick
am i correct?
>>7040845
It's possible.
>>7040864
>tfw jupp will never let sp bareback fuck samurwaifu
> tfw exam is in a few minutes
> tfw professor announces that we can consult whatever we want during the exam, even the internet
> tfw going to make my exam and shitpost on /mascgen/ simultaneously
>>7041014
Winning. Mines in an hour and Ive accepted my fate
>>7040615
Fat cells metabolize testosterone to estrogen, lowering testosterone levels. Also, obesity reduces levels of sex hormone binding globulin (SHBG), a protein that carries testosterone in the blood. Less SHBG means less testosterone. Losing weight through exercise can increase testosterone levels.
The general Trump supporter is an older, fat white man. That's a recipe for low test.
>>7040949
They'd dp him.
>>7041049
My exam was pretty good, anon. Keep us updated about yours.
>>7041393
>Fit people are more likely to vote right
Idk what irrelevant country you're from, but that's not true in America.
>>7041421
There was an study on it posted on fit. Although iirc it was based on "strength" not "fitness".
Although I could be talking out of my ass, as I can't seem to find the study on Google.
>>7041461
You ok buddy? You seem to get catty really quick. It's not my fault you agree with a bunch of low test fatasses.
>>7041452
There's shitloads of studies that find correlations between anything and everything. Really, the demographics are most telling though. Your typical Trump supporter is an uneducated white dude.
I know Trump is literally 4chan: the Candidate, but if you seriously think Trump has any plan for the country other than satisfying his insane ego, you might actually be retarded. So excited to do early voting for Hillary. A stupid sexist spoiled manbaby who has never been told no in his entire life is going to lose and it's to a woman. It's perfect.
>>7041452
Fat people carry around 100-200 pounds so they can just throw their weight around for strength. It's like a landwhale vs a fit woman. Still, those fat cells are making you low test. That's a fact.
>>7041489
>So excited to do early voting for Hillary
>Enthusiastically supporting the wicked witch of the west
>>7041533
>Still, those fat cells are making you low test
That's why I never bulk over 20%
>>7041540
Yeah dude. She knows how to get shit done.
>>7041214
This. Its the only way.
I just met a qt dude for coffee on campus and he was really sweet and a little bit shy and when he left to go to his lecture he didn't know whether to hug or not so he kind of spazzed out and did a gay af bow. It was really cute.
>>7041598
>gay af bow.
You're killing me smalls
>>7041598
>inb4 he was asian.
he just text me
why would you have a rule against namefagging you're just asking for faggots like me to show up
>>7041680
The guy who bowed?
>>7041680
What's wrong with me that a guy expressing this kind of enthusiasm towards me is a turn off
>>7041680
Can we have the story?
>>7041749
I love it. The desperation is hot.
>>7041692
Mascgens autistic
>>7041680
Aw. Good for you anon!
So is the goal of mascgen is to pretend you're straight?
>>7041246
uhh well I'm not too sure as loads of people (both male and female, all 22+) left the room crying.
I'm just hoping I managed to blag my way through
>>7042682
>left the room crying.
lmao
>>7042697
I mean, this exam makes up like the majority of my MSc, but still, chill out guys
>>7041868
Lel anon. Do you think you'll see him again?
>>7042294
Butt and pec goals.
>>7043054
Pretty great over all.
>>7042980
Yeah probably. He was hot and nice. Probably gonna get fugged by him soon.
>>7043288
>tfw he's going to awkwardly shake your hand after sex
>>7043132
Indeed. This is also nice.
> tfw post workout
> tfw eating as much as I want to reach my caloric goal
> tfw chugging down milk while playing vidya
>>7042702
I hope everything goes well for you, anon-kun.
Now my exams are over I have nothing distracting me from the fact I'm alone.
fuck.
>>7043391
I get laid a lot.
I want a boyfriend.
My ex is visiting my city soon so I'll probably have a weekend boyfriend then but that's not good enough.
Gotta get back in on the dating scene now I have the time to
>>7043421
None of the hook ups are bf material?
>tfw hook up after work
>tfw he's going to cook and give me a back massage.
>tfw I'm going to massage his throat and prostate
>>7043421
Dating is trash. I've not had a good date in like 7 months. Granted I was in a relationship for about 5 of them, but all the dates I've had since were garbage.
>>7043471
Nah not really.
I don't really like meeting people that way anyway. It feels really inorganic.
Last date I had we both got outrageously drunk and he's just told me he's too busy for anything to happen right now aka. He didn't like me.
I don't really want to settle for something either. Being cliche - I want to feel it -
What's mascgen's favorite lift?
>>7043712
Bench and this.
>>7043712
Snatch
>>7043712
Bench. Although ohp is close.
would u top him?
>>7043748
is this obtainable natty?
>>7043712
Squats, bench and hamstring curls in that order
>>7044058
Show off your leg gains bb.
>>7044070
Ok... Plz no bully I'm still pretty dyel
>>7044106
Cute. Bottom?
>>7044171
Dunno, never tried. But I'd love to.
>tfw only mired by the inferior sex
>>7044290
smooth or no?
>>7043871
this comment is officially the gayest thing ive ever experienced
>>7044314
Where do such gondolas come from?
>>7044513
Kind of but that happy trail's getting thicker by the minute
>>7044562
im more interested in how hairy your ahole is. i love a smooth hole to eat
>>7044582
Not much
>>7044582
Hairy, manly arseholes > smooth, prepubescent arseholes
>>7044766
become a man like that
>>7044766
Become a woman
>tfw no jupp daddy bf to throw over my shoulder and then cuddle
;_;
>>7043836
I'd let him pound me.
>>7045435
It's easier for you to become a woman than to become a beast.
>>7045439
A man can't become a woman, just fail at being a man
>>7045443
If being a man is biology how can you fail at being a man?
>>7045451
By trying to be a woman
>>7045460
But you would still be a man. Your DNA would say you're XY.
>>7045463
Not a man, but only male.
>>7045463
I said try, not succeed
>>7045472
>What's the difference?
gender vs. sex
attributes vs. biology
>>7045479
But if a man can never become a woman he can't change his sex or his gender. So he'll still be a man.
>>7045472
I would something I couldn't stand to look at in the mirror
>>7045499
>would be
>tfw made great gains over the last year
>they were all in my glutes
>>7045439
Naw. It's possible to become a beast. No worries if delusion will make you a woman.
That being said, I think golias is dating a tranny.
>>7045435
Go to fit. Read the sticky. Perma bulk.
>>7045539
Fuuuuuck.
Post glutes.
>>7045636
I think golias is an example of taking shit too far. I mean, I love me some big strong men, but this is veering into hyper-inflation fetish territory. It looks ridiculous
>>7045733
I think golias looks pretty good. If good core didn't have the hgh bloat, he's be pretty aesthetic.
>>7045100
dubs for truth
Fucking its sooo annoying finding a masc guy who is not into that sissy fetish.
>>7043836
If he let me grab those muscles, of course.
Too bad I'm too much of a skinny dyel for him to want me anyway.
>>7045430
That's not what he asked is it?
Idiot
>>7046528
>implying ass to ass is never a option.
>>7045539
>Tfw this is my fetish
>Tfw you'll never have a tiny twink bf that out squats you.
>>7046480
What do you mean? Like dudes that want you to wear a dress?
>>7046635
Yea they want me to wear like fucking panties and socks n shit. I'm fine with socks but fuck no i am not wearing womens clothes.
>>7046480
Are you slender/twinkish? A lot of closeted guys do that, I've seen.
>>7046664
That's pretty weird. Does this happen a lot? Do you look like a girl?
Not sure I get the sissy thing, I mean you could just fuck an actual girl.
>>7046664
They're not trugay then
No faggot wants that shit
>>7046792
>twinky fag
Pics?
I get the humiliation and domination very thing. But the forced feminization thing is a bit weird.
Maybe if they were a manly guy and you did it as part of an ongoing humiliation thing.
>>7046792
>twinky
Yeah, it's bound to happen at some point. Bi guys that lean towards women love slender guys that cd. It can get annoying when you're not into doing that.
Just tell them no and move on. You're bound to run into a qt fit guy who likes guys as they are. The girliest I would go is maybe wearing short shorts.
>>7046879
I was that easy at first. The lure of masc butt is to strong though.
Gaygens being cancerous can I hang out here?
>>7046970
I don't know, there's just something really hot about going commando in gym shorts.
>>7045800
I just want big pecs so i can play with them
>>7047208
Their cancer is pretty much spreading here.
>>7046825
Oh i'm fine with being humiliated in fact i enjoy it. But the whole feminization shit as you said can go into the trash
>>7046879
Like i'm fine with short shorts, i enjoy femmy faggot shit i just hate straight up wearing womens clothes and being called a girl as the other bloke said like go fuck a woman.
Dude i wish i could find a hot bara guy to talk about weightlifting and MMA.
Hey guys friendly reminder if you're messaging a guy make sure you don't send them pics of you with other guys that could be considered hotter than you. They will subtly resent the fact that they're talking to you and not the other guy
>>7045642
>Fuuuuuck.
>Post glutes.
My future husbear wouldn't like that.
>>7047571
Australia mate.
>>7047557
What if I'm your future husbear?
>>7047581
Damn. US
During an evening of self pity I liked so many people on tinder and now they're all talking to me and I've realised they aren't hot and was blinded by my sadness.
>>7047993
If your were lonely before and are talking to lots of people now, you might just have unrealistic standards.
Not everyone gets to fuck 8+/10s.
>>7048452
Not with that attitude you don't.
>>7048503
Ikr. Pretty close to perfection.
>>7048573
>roids
>>7048592
>Natty
>>7048604
golem get ye gone
>>7048714
Nyet.
>see this
>wow has potenti-
>fit wiki
into the filter it goes, sage
>>7048815
So. You're fine with roided up guys, as long as they aren't lean?
>>7048829
>Butt hurt fatty
Nothing of value was lost.
>>7048854
The /fit/ wiki has always had massive complaints for being wordy and (imo) pretty crappy. I've always said it should be deleted and replaced with YT user friendly videos.
>>7048860
Wordiness is hardly a complaint. If you aren't determined enough to read, you aren't going to stick to a diet or exercise plan.
It might not be the greatest but it's a starting point.
I got fit on my own no thanks to that wiki. It's not the first time I've seen people complain about the wiki and while I don't know their reasoning it's probably reasonable.
>>7048913
I never read it either.
The fit sticky didn't work for me either. I was motivated, started reading and got turned off by how unnecessarily long it is.
I immediately asked a friend that already lifts if he could show me the ropes and he did.
Got better advice in this general than the rest of the wiki too.
IMO it needs a revamp. Still no need to dismiss the general over using a dated 4chan staple >>7048829
Whay brand of whey protein do you guys use?
I need to get some more.
Where are all the butts
>>7049705
Hibernating
Why do so many guys like the term daddy?
>>7050445
I myself don't like the term but I do have some attraction to older men because I had really hot teachers in high school. I think it plays into the submissive roles that submissive gays (like myself) prefer because submissive guys like to defer to a stronger, more self-assured man. They like to be taken care of and a "daddy" is normally glad to do that, either through buying them stuff or dictating what goes on in the bedroom.
>tfw you will never be 4 ft tall under the control of pic related and he places a massive hand on your shoulders, almost knocking you off your feet but instead he crouches down and kisses you tenderly but firmly
Macrophilia and submissiveness have a lot of overlap
>>7050445
I don't really like it. I prefer "sir".
>>7050611
I'm pulling for you marcofag. You'll find your giant one day.
>>7050762
Thanks anon. It ain't easy
Fourth day sober. Not feeling proud yet, though it seems positive thoughts sit less uncomfortably in my head.
Anyway, tomorrow I have decided to talk to this guy I have classes with. I get very nice vibes from him, he looks like a lumberman, is quiet and the tea he takes at each 5 minute breaks smells good. I don't really care if he is gay or not but I really could use the company and I know he looks at me sometimes.
>>7050445
It might be because those guys like having a protective figure as their partner.
I'm fine with older guys, but I don't know if I'd be the same if I ever end up with one.
>>7050863
>Tfw talking with a 5'3" qt on Grindr.
We're all gunna make it.
>>7051033
>tfw being 5'11 makes it nearly impossible to find significant size differences
This pain
>>7051137
This night sound dumb, but have your tried the macro thing firm the other side?
Maybe you can enjoy it vicariously.
I got a gym member ship this week and I've been eating big for the past 2 weeks. How long until my dyel status is lifted and I am initiated into maschood?
>>7050866
Sounds like life is looking up brother. I hope it all goes well for you. And if he does turn out to be straight? Well, you can never have too many friends or too much tea.
>>7051183
Depends on where you started and height mostly. This took me a little less then a year. One long bulk then a cut.
>tfw twink with no masc bf with a butt to grab while he fugs me
>>7050445
my bf is 43, 18 years older than me and never called him daddy. I love him because I see him as a friend first and foremost, not looking for a parental figure, so I never called him daddy.
>>7051296
hey bb.
Where you at?
>>7051327
w-wisconsin
>>7051137
>5'11
I feel you. 5'11 here as well. No bf to tower over me
>>7051331
Illinois. We're practically neighbors.
Pics?
>>7051159
Eh that's sort of not how it works, size difference, and to a greater extent macrophilia, is about the inherent exchange of power that comes from being so much smaller and weaker than another man. It's like D/s play, but instead of the exchange of power coming from one party consensually giving up control to the other, the exchange of power is already made and was inevitable simply because of the sheer disparity in physical prowess and strength. I don't really enjoy making others feel small (which happens a lot because I'm pretty big in the downstairs department), I like to feel small.
>>7051241
Okay. Well my membership lasts for 10 months. Getting swœl in that time seems doable then.
>>7051363
I get you.
That does have to be rough. Even if you went for a sheer mass thing, there's only a handful of bodybuilders over 6'.
If I ever get monstrously swole, I'll be your macroanon.
>>7051381
I'm pulling for you.
Make sure to take lots of before pics.
I avoided cameras when i was dyel, now I don't really have anything to compare my gains too, other then a number.
>>7051347
715 area. Pls no bully
>>7051478
Wow, you're cute
>>7051478
Cute.
How do you feel about being dragged to the gym and forced to do squats for hours?
>>7051412
Thx bb. H-how tall are you senpai
>>7051537
6'2"-6'3"
I'm not sure.
Been stuck around 200lbs for a while. Gunna bulk hard till spring though.
>>7051562
Get HUEG and then carry me to the couch for cuddles
>>7051724
>carry me to the couch for cuddles
I do that now.
i picked up a 185 lb guy and had him pinned to the wall while making out, he went crazy for it. lol
>>7051757
>had him pinned to the wall while making out
I never knew how much I wanted this
>>7051765
I thought it was really hot too. Gym time is paying off. 180 lbs is a lot lighter then it used to be.
>>7051757
Getting pinned to the wall is fantastic. It doesn't happen too often but a dude locking hands with me and keeping my arms trapped down is great
>>7051813
I love doing shit like that. Casual physical domination is the best.
>>7051884
Casual domination best domination. Like I don't like a dom who's just a spiteful asshole. A guy who's so self-assured of his dominance that he can manhandle the little guy without asking just because he can, but respects the little dude's boundaries as well. Sort of like, "I could totally do whatever I wanted with you and you couldn't do a thing about it. But I care about you enough to make sure you're happy first."
>>7045484
Then what are you doing in this thread?, all the people in here are deluded enough to think they like men just because they couldn't score with girls. You all should be ashamed
>>7051915
As a little guy, I'd love that.
>>7051915
>"I could totally do whatever I wanted with you and you couldn't do a thing about it. But I care about you enough to make sure you're happy first."
Exactly what I want in a bf
>>7051478
I like you, Average-kun
>>7051562
>6'2"-6'3"
>I'm not sure.
so 6'1?
>>7051813
I like, as a 5'7 manlet bottom, to roll on top of the bigger guy and straddle his abdomen and pinning his wrists.
>>7052053
Yeah that's a pretty hot power play. I'm very handsy when I'm making out though so I'm really into like rubbing a dude all over and feeling them up and like squeezing their biceps or chest or thighs, especially if they're big. A personalofavorite is when a guy has super sensitive ears, which is extremely common for some reason. When I nibble on their ears and they moan and shudder uncontrollably is like the hottest thing.
set up a meeting with the head of my course because I think I've been savagely undermarked in one of my exams.
I'm about to kick awf
>>7052138
I love doing this too. Nibbling on ears is the best.
>>7052113
kek. Probably like 5'8" to be honest fampai.
My DL says 6'3", but I think I've shrunk form heavy squats and dead lifts.
>>7052138
>super sensitive ears
That shit is always super intense, on my ears and neck. Like it feels good, but it's too overwhelming and I need it to stop.
I've had to pin and hold people down, so I could recover. lol
>>7052053
5'06
>>7052177
cute.
Post pics.
Chris S, I caught you browsing masc gen in person and I will not rest until you come out to me and we fuck
Just saying
T. Your workout buddy who started suspecting it when you were oogling man ass in the locker room
> will be moving to new neighborhood soon, need to find a new gym
> there's a huge and expensive gym nearby
> lots of handsome and strong guys
> have been meaning to try oly lifting and they have bumper plates
> problem: they can only be used during the crossfit classes
> sign up for a free crossfit session bc why not?
> they're only doing oly lifts today
> they have shit programming with no logic
> everybody there uses babby weights despite doing crossfit for a while
> little to no rest time, form degrades all around and people are dropping shit
> everyone is using gloves except a starting strength victim who uses chalk
> mire his quads, but he's not impressive
> the legends are true indeed. Crossfit is shit
>>7052053
> be 6'3" relatively muscular guy
> just a big dude desu, bmi is normal but I'm just tall and put on muscle pretty easily
> want to be a submissive guy in my relationships but my internal societal programming demands I look strong in front of other men
Fucking kill me
>>7052224
That's cute, anon. Keep us updated on your fug
>>7052230
>Crossfit is shit
Some times memes are perpetuated because they're true.
>>7052241
>put on muscle pretty easily
Jelly. I'm an ex-skelly and it seems like I've got to fight tooth and nail for every pound.
Even getting to dyel mode took forever.
>demands I look strong in front of other men
What happens in the bedroom can stay in the bedroom. m8
>>7052270
I don't mean sex entirely
I mean I want a man that I can just curl up and lay my head on his chest and then pound me absolutely silly right up the ass
>>7052224
T. you're not my type.
>>7052296
Ah. I got you.
Plenty of guys out there are hungry for a sub muscle bottom. (I know I am)
If looking weak bothers you, just make sure you don't do any of that shit in public.
>>7052256
Indeed. I already believed it was shit, ever since I read Practical Programming, but seeing it for real was interesting/funny
>>7052224
Hey Tom. I'm d2f. Im poz tho. That cool?
>>7052170
>I've had to pin and hold people down so I can recover
Hot, tbqh
>>7052241
>>7052296
Role reversal is pretty hot actually. Although I'm the macrofag and love casual domination, I'm pretty feisty about it and tend to put on a bluff against guys that are obviously bigger and stronger than I am, threatening to overpower them in wrestling and junk. Although I think my submissiveness would lend to bottoming, I haven't enjoyed it in the brief times I've tried it, but a recent experience where I grinded the shit out of a dude's great ass leads me to believe I might be a top? I don't know what I am
>>7052365
who is that big guy?
>>7052374
It's some shop from CF
>>7052248
Will do
>>7052327
Harsh, but I'm confident we have similar types and our (on the off chance you are Chris) dynamic is too weird ON TOP OF your obvious ultra closeted-ness as I've confirmed with several of our (people you introduced me to) H-town female friends
If we get drunk again I'll make a move and I bet you'll fucking melt
>>7052357
Not even the right first letter
>>7052389
>Not even the right first letter
Oh. I thought you were signing off with your initial. Well I'm not poz, but do you want to be my bf?
>>7052363
>I'd feel disproportionate
Disproportionately attractive.
>>7052365
I think even bottoms like nice butts. I had a bottom cum just from grinding against my ass during a back massage. Lol
>>7052488
>I think even bottoms like nice butts.
this is very true. I will worship a nice arse. I'll do everything to it except stick my dick in it.
>>7052499
>Tfw no bf to worship my ass after leg day
>>7052657
This butt is quite nice
>kv
>introduced to friend of a friend three weeks ago at a party
>no longer kv, just plain ol' v now
>guy is really into me, texting next day and shit, but respectfully turned him down because he's not my type
>a little sad for him but still feel alpha as fuck
>same friend of a friend arrangement this Saturday, only this time I asked for picture first to make sure they weren't setting me up with a femmy faggot again
>guy looks pretty good, looking forward to it
Sometimes I regret coming out because I feel excluded from conversations and friends walk on eggshells around me at times but damn, considering Grindr and hooking up scares the fuck out of me it was totally worth it for this.
I feel happy and confident in a way I haven't in a long time, in part because of input and advice I got here, so I just wanted to say thanks. We're all gonna make it.
/blog
>>7051478
btw my kik is redshadow21
>Captcha: RED MANRIDING
Kek
>>7051196
Well, I don't exppect to know such a thing before we become buddies anyway, so... I am good at getting hints and crumbs of desire (or lack thereof) though. We'll see, making a friend is by far enough for me.
>Decided to try online dating because I'm a lonely faggot
>Every good looking guy is poly and in a relationship (usually with a chick)
>Every other single guy is stereotypical twink
>Every single bi guy is only into femmes
Welp, guess I'll just be lonely forever then
>>7053790
That's the spirit!
>>7053790
Keep up with that attitude and you'll surely stay lonely.
>TFW ur post-gay and don't even have to try because you've been socialized to act masc due to your friend's circle
Feels good man
>>7053944
Also me
>>7053944
>shaving your chest
gay
>>7054040
Nah. I was never the submissive type.
>>7054040
Yes
>tfw you'll never be a 6'9 400lb icelandic body builder
>>7054171
>tfw 6'9 400 lb strongman will never be your bf because even if such a magnificent man happened to be gay, he'd have the pick of any gay man in the world and he'd never settle for someone as painfully average as you
>tfw your dick smells really fucking nice
>>7054397
I had a guy suck my dick once and my dick smelled like shit for weeks
no amount of showering fixed it.
>>7054412
So when you say he sucked it do you mean you actually fucked his poo hole.
Literally?
>>7054416
lol. no he just sucked my dick and it left a really bad smell on my dick.
>>7054423
Describe him to us, pls.
>>7054412
I've had a guy poo on my dick too, anon.
>>7045800
>>7054029
>tfw no spdaddy
>>7054696
His name was Sam, he had just eaten ham when it happened, I said damn.
How thicc are you masc?
>>7054791
Scarecrow
>>7054791
birthing hips thicc
>>7054791
Stocky as.
>>7054832
post bod
>>7054934
Nah it's my pre-bod actually.
is this obtainable natty?
would you date a non natty bottom that is this big?
>>7055110
No
No. Masc4fem master race.
>>7055143
Are you fem or masc?
>>7055150
Masc
>>7055110
> obtainable natty?
No, I don't think so
> would you date a non natty bottom that is this big?
YES. Literally dream bf
>>7055166
Then fuck off to femgen and leave us alone
>>7052788
Nice. In time you and your friends will become less awkward about your sexuality. Actually, the fact that your friends are setting you up with their friends sounds like they are more cool with your gayness than you are. Soon enough, when they're talking about the best pussy they ever got, you'll be chiming in with how you sucked the ubercock last weekend. And they'll be like "nice".
> started taking antidepressants three weeks ago, after approximately one year of increasing depression symptoms
> today, for the first time in all this time, manage to pay attention to class
> feel lucid and quick-witted like I used to be
> mfw humanity restored
I don't this ever to end, senpais. It feels like I'm back from the dead.
Rolling for Coming Out Stories Edition
>>7055275
Why are you depressed?
>>7055188
Who cares if he likes fems? It shouldn't matter unless he spams the thread with them.
>>7055110
I wish as those pecs are my goal body pecs, butt no.
Sure why not.
>>7055110
Extremely difficult natty , but I most certainly would.
>>7055299
gayest edition ever
>>7055299
Guess we gotta do it
>>7055550
Masc dudes come out. Visibility matters
retooling for hookup stories
>>7039668
he got balls though lol
>>7056003
Yep. But 10 more replies until we reach bump limit.
>>7055933
pick something that's not going to lead to attention whoring.
nobody cares about your personal issues.
>thicc edition
Did the other general get deleted?
how do you get big thick manly hands? Do I have to smash my hands with some bricks to get them? Unfortunately I don't work manual labor so I'm guessing that's why my hands are still teenager hands.
>>7055907
do you have to be on steroids to get and maintain a body like this?
>>7055275
is it true? I feel like I'm in a haze all the time and depression seeps through every crevice of my mind at all time. All I think about is how I feel trapped and I get nothing done with my life. I'm slow and stupid, and I wonder if I ever was witted, or if I just slowly turned this way.
What drug are you on? I'm seriously thinking maybe I should hop on an antidepressant.
>>7059449
halp halp plz halp
>>7060310
I want to know what this anon is on. what is he taking? he posted anime first blame him not me, he posted berserk.
NEX THREAD: >>7060577
>>7059390
Maybe because a certain shitposter created the thread and then it got deleted along with all his shit.
>>7059449
I'm taking Fluoxetine. Still no side effects, which is pretty great.
Also, anime posting like >>7060277 and >>7060421 does not make it more likely for me to answer, it's just annoying and attention whore-y. I was sleeping and I would have gladly answered to the first question.
If you have any more questions, I will gladly answer them, though.