/clg/ Cis Lesbian Genera/

>>7035613
jesus christ $12 for a 40oz of vodka? Where I live that's like $50

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>>7035613
Small tits, abs and ass make the girl a waifu.

>>7035628
you arent a woman
you arent a lesbian
you aren't even a transwoman
please go away

>>7035665
Didn't you say you were going to leave us alone?

>>7035656

well me too
let's be autistic not-friendless-anymore losers together what do you say

>>7035694
Your constant attention-whoring is annoying and invasive, please fuck off.

>>7035643
This anon knows what's up

>>7035613
I find myself attracted to big boobs
I sometimes catch myself thinking about how nice and warm it would make me feel if I get to burrow in a pair of beautiful soft and bouncy breasts
I guess this is a part of having a bit of mommy issues

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>>7035755
Also I feel obliged to post some of my waifus.

>>7035658
>more women post here then men
topkek
at least maki, is up front about it

>>7035757
LOL, is that a natural born female? I'm gonna look amazing after HRT.

>>7035727
>annoying and autistic histrionic
>everyone hates you because you're annoying and autistic histrionic
IDK MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE FUCKING HINT?
>>7035698
okay yes.
honestly, i really really wish i had some irl friends, like someone i could call when i feel like shit and they could give me a pep talk, or when i need to bounce ideas off someone i could talk to them and feel comfortable, or just someone i could talk to and trust in general.
obviously id do all that for the other person, but i do that for people anyway already; i just understand that the relationship is one-sided

>>7035743
thats funny, because i have mommy issues, but i dont care much about boobs at all.
my mom has small boobs; what size boobs does your mom have? big?

>>7035743

>liking big boobs = mommy issues

Anon, I'm drowning to death in your internalized shame. Save me.

>>7035613
hypothetical question? lets say you ended up cuddling with a gay guy and he pushed all your buttons in a non-sexual way does that make you bi?

>>7035856
>in a non-sexual way
>non-sexual
Do you read your own post

>>7035848
You got a kik, pham?

>>7035822
?? that's top 1%

>>7035949
please kill yourself desu

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Tfw no beeee eeefffffff

>>7035973
tits or gtfo

>>7035984
so cute CUTE

>>7035988
Man, you got two things missing
What kind of a woman are you
That you can't even breastfeed your gf

>>7035994
ikr

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To the virgin qt's:

Please give me your hearts and lives I'll treat you right.

>tfw staying pure for my future gf

>>7036195
>tfw no virgin gf
>no innocent gf to cuddle with

>>7035613
Small boobs, but I'm working on a better butt and abs.
That'll make up for it!

As for liking, I'm honestly not biased. Boobs are lovely in general regardless of size

>>7036200
Get abs and I'll marry you.

i want a gf to cuddle with literally at all times

>>7035727
I like you :3
Wanna go on Internet adventures?

>>7036229
delete ur life fagtron

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Please don't answer to bait
Please don't answer to bait
Please don't answer to bait
Please don't answer to bait
Please don't answer to bait

>>7036240
tfw no baiting gf

What is OP hiding? Why did (s)he remove the filter list?

>>7035937
Yes, and I'm a male who's gonna be the ONE.

>>7036255
Hon is a faggot and not in the lesbian way.

>>7035456
INFP's unite !

What do you girls think of this?
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/psychology-researcher-lesbian-blows-the-doors-off-born-gay-theory

>>7035727
> im prolly goi
you stupid goi boi, did u really think you could hang out with the master race?

>tfw no transbian waifu

>>7036223

>tfw no gf to cuddle with so constantly that you basically meld into each others' body and digivolve to a higher form of lesbian

>>7036384
i need this

>>7036378
Thank God

>like big boobs
>gf likes nice ass
>gf has big boobs
>I have nice ass

Things worked out well, didn't they?

>>7036214
>muh muscle

No excuses. Men are simply less healthy, they die earlier and have a higher risk of heart attacks. Why is this? It isn't because of '''muscle'''.

The lesbian study didn't separate obesity from being 20 pounds overweight, so we're not just discussing obesity here.

Maybe as with many areas of life, this just reflects opposite-gender behavior where gay men tend to be more like women and lesbians more like men (sadly). The stereotype is that women tend to be less picky about things like weight, dating-wise. Throw in minority stress and discrimination and, like with other groups of minority women, you see a high level of fatassness.

lesbians are gay

Lesbians are homosexual

>>7036505
>Men are simply less healthy, they die earlier and have a higher risk of heart attacks
Well testosterone might be a factor though estrogen increases the risk for various things too.
A big part of it is probably social though. They're generally less likely to seek help when something seems off or practice preventative care or even just follow through on regular check-ups.
>Maybe as with many areas of life, this just reflects opposite-gender behavior where gay men tend to be more like women and lesbians more like men (sadly)
Don't more feminine men and especially gay men also have a higher rate of eating disorders? I don't have any stats on hand to reference but I'm pretty sure that was a thing, if anyone knows?
>The stereotype is that women tend to be less picky about things like weight, dating-wise
Makes sense desu, more focus on the person rather than just a hot body and less of the appearance obsession in gay men and straight men too kind of. I mean, it's getting into pseudo-scientific armchair bs but you could hypothesize that men in general have an element of appearance obsession but that straight men culturally project it onto women, though they keep plenty of obsession with cars and suits and hair for themselves too.

>>7036562
lol tru

>>7035613
Before we start getting down to it, boobs. They're what get me, I fucking love touching them. However, once backs start arching and hips starting moving, I am all about grabbing that ass for all it's worth.

/lesgen/

I was dating a girl back in my hometown who went to the same highschool as me, I'm now all the way across the country and we've broken up but we're on good term

like a week ago we were talking and she informed me that she thinks she wants to transition and will probably change her pronouns etc etc

Am I an ass for getting a bit upset at first. This was my first girlfriend. The only girl to show me (mediocre) love, but the whole time I guess she wasn't a girl. She also wants to hook up when I return home in about a month but I don't know if I can view her the same.

tl;dr am I an asshole for being a bit upset at first and not being attracted to her as much anymore

>boobs
>ass
>not wrists

>>7036597
You're an ass for being upset, but that's totally understandable. Just try and not get upset over it. It d orang change what you had, and it's not like 'the only girl to ever love me isn't even a girl!' is an adult thought to have. Let yourself feel your emotions, but try and unpack them for what they are.

As for the being unattracted? That's totally defensible, though why wouldn't you wanna be the last one potentially to fuck her while she's still girl?

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>>7036549

Hey lesgen imagine if the future love of your life is like eight years old right now.

What a mindfuck.

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I'm an average looking lesbian and I wanna dress up as the gay agenda for halloween. Like, rainbow cape, suspenders, the whole thing. Is this potentially backwards for us though because it could be seen as "rubbing it in peoples faces"

>>7036873
>Is this potentially backwards for us though because it could be seen as "rubbing it in peoples faces"

It's a friggin halloween costume, if people take it too seriously that's on them.

Someone should go as an electoral map that is 50% Clinton and 50% Trump. That'll really scare people.

>>7036889
I'll vote for Trump. Just because I can!

>>7037022

>tfw no qt blonde conservative to seduce and make my gf

>no gf to fuck while wearing her MAGA hat, my Clinton 2016 shirt pulled above her boobs

>you will never have a republican qt naked in your bed whimpering that she'll vote for hillary, just let her cum already

>>7036873
>it could be seen as "rubbing it in peoples faces"

Do it regardless.

>>7037215
That sucks. How much success did your band have before breaking up?

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>>7037215
This is probably copypasta but I'm gonna demand you sing on vocaroo anyway.

>>7036293
BULLSHIT.

This is the crap that got us conversion camps, and "Make them Straight" campaigns.

Human sexuality in general is indeed fluid, and has a wide range, but individuals certainly lean a certain direction. Some are in the middle and can go either way with our bi sisters, there's straight chicks and lesbian chicks.

You can't change orientation, but you can accept them on a wider scale.

>>7036195
Hey Laura.

>>7036821
I'm not afraid.

>>7037653
I knew a Laura once.

She was cool.

>>7035613
I'm a bunda type girl

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>>7037812
>bunda

>>7035727
tripfag pls go

>>7037864
Then stop feeding them attention, moron.
Tripfags can subsist on positive or negative attention and will go and stay wherever they can get it, the only option is to starve them.

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lesgen broke

>>7038249
Is wearing clothes with tacos on them a subtle way to signal that you're a lesbian to other lesbians?

>>7038249
further proof that time is cyclical

>>7038260
Absolutely.

Rainbows are out, tacos are in. Get your taco shirts ready for Pride 2017, ladies.

>>7038260
Being kitschy is enough for me to think you're a lesbian

Ignore tripfags. Ignore namefags.

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>>7035625
Here in our great Nation, alcohol flows like the rivers. (Unless you wanna buy a six pack in Pennsylvania...in the same store as liquor or wine....or beer outside a liquor store in New Jersey...or alcohol after ten pm...)

>>7038260
Hitting on girls is enough for me when I need it.

>>7036873
Dress as a weekly calendar. Call yourself the gay agenda

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>>7039178
>>7036873
Excuse me, are you fucking retarded, or do you not want to drown in pussy this Halloween?
You have a once in a life-time chance at dressing up as a Ghostbuster this year and raking in all those young lesbians with a crush on Kate McKinnon. Doesn't matter if you liked the movie or not, doesn't matter if some bro-dude thinks you're an SJW, I am calling it, THIS is the costume of the year.

What girl can resist even an average looking lesbian dressed in a flight suit and boots?
Imagine her zipping that zipper all the way down...

>>7039201
Excuse you but dressing up like poison ivy and getting all them harley sluts is the only way to do it.

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>>7039201
Why not Shackle

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>>7036293
>lesbian
>activist
>researcher
there are probably some seriously flawed assumptions and methodology, done purely out of misandry.

oh and she just let every strait guy know that lesbians can be "converted"

enjoy your unintended consequences feminists hope you registered for the selective service cause not doing it will get you a felony.

whats it like to have a gf?

Cis lesbianism is a dying in this generation. What the fuck happened?

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>>7037653
Pls

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Post you're desktop, /lesgen/

>>7040170
>all those /a/ tabs
>/g/

Nerddd

I used to have a 24 revolving one with a new picture of maki but makis not my waifu anymore.

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>>7040170
Is mobile desktop acceptable? I don't have a computer.

Why do lesbians keep dying on television?

>>7040351
Because hetero writers don't know what to do with them.

Did I kill your thread ._.

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>>7040097
Tumblr.

>>7040421
Sup, bro.
What to play some League with me?

>>7035613
Fudge... hot Latina

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>>7040455
I dont play league tbqh... I did for like a minute to erp since they have a dank chat on there.

>>7040461
It's cool, man. What do you play?

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>>7040473
Only JRPGs tbqh...just so I feel like I did something productive by reading it in Japanese. Right now english half ass playing dq7 ff4 fftactics advance smt4 persona 3 star ocean.

In Japanese im playing bravely default which I bought 2 years ago to practice with...i finally get the giat of everything.im excited for the next two years when im axtually undetstanding EVERYTHING

Also dq3 because its comfy as shit.


What about you besides league?

>>7040484
Nice!

>Self taught Japanese
Impressive, anon.

>What about you besides league?
I'm a poorfag because school is expensive as fuck, so I just play "free" to play: Warframe, Hearthstone. I mostly chill on League though.

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>>7040518
Ive spent a lot of time learning Japanese...over 500 on anki...i value productivity above eveything and dedication tbqh...

Leagues games were too long for me tbqh and it seemed like within 30 minutew you know who was going to win.

That being said I only played about 10 gqmes tbqh...

Ive always wanted to play hearthstone...isnt that like a card game?

>>7040531
>i value productivity above everything and dedication
Solid core values, brah.

Also Anki is a life saver. I used that program all through college and now through med school; it makes studying so much easier.

>Ive always wanted to play hearthstone...isnt that like a card game?
Yep. I mainly play it during my long train ride commute to school/hospital

>>7039139
Fucking tease. Show me your stomach.

>>7039201
>>7039431
I'm sold.

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>>7040170
Pretty boring,

>>7040728
You want to go to outer space, anon?

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>>7040170

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>tfw meet a qt on lesgen and get her to write lewd fanfiction about you and her

http://pastebin.com/jXp8xYdH

This is the life.

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>>7040170
r8

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>>7040170
I need to up my game..

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>>7040931

>>7040170
Which OS do you have?
What would you recommend ?

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>>7040170
Im still trying to find a wallpaper to stick with.

>>7040747
You dont?

>>7040518
i play leaguee, what region do you play on?

i'm EUW

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>>7040170

I think I may have been led on or just used for sexual purposes when it seemed like it could turn out to be something real. Now I'm just here with my feelings and don't know what to do.

>>7041092
Explain, anon? That sounds really harsh.

POKEMON
GOTTA CATCH EM
IT'S YOU AND ME

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>>7041359
WE HAVE A DESTINY

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>>7040644
Im going to start playing hearthstone...its going to be better than thks mobile final fantasy game I have lol...ive never played warcraft but im sure its not hard tbqh...

Anki is the greatest thing on earth tbqh...

>>7041513
Make what do you do in life it's like you're always here

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>>7041550
Im usually working. I work12 hours daily ita just that the thread is slow and im "loud" so it seems like im always around. Plus i take 600mg of caffeine daily so i always have a ton of energy and post more compulsively.

This is the best general tbqh right now...gaygens dead mtfg im avoiding ftmgs kinda boring femgens creepy mascgens a joke.

I just enjoy talking to people and banting...

>>7041574
You type like you're desperate to get your words out and have people hear you. It's a bit weird.

>>7041583
Histrionic tbqh.

>girl shows interest in me
>first girlfriend
>finally happy
>she tells me she wants to be a man
>ask her if she's going to transition, she says yes
>politely tell her that I respect her choice and love her but I can't be with a man
>she understands and we break up
>sad as fuck
>start talking to another girl
>she's tall and likes the same things as me, feel optimistic again
>she tells me she's MtF, suddenly realize it was obvious the whole time and I just couldn't see it
>tfw no gf
>tfw virgin

why why whyyyyyyy

and please don't shit on me for posting this here, I dont know where else on 4chan to rant to cis les girls who might understand this feel

>>7041601
Wow you've had some bad luck, are you in college? Trans people are supposedly like .3% of people.
Get on some dating site, I guess.

>>7041684
The FtM I met from work.The MtF I saw on a dating site and we met in person like right after.

>>7041693
Oh well. Two bad dating experiences in your youth is nothing. Get back on the bull and enjoy the ride, there are lots more people out there who are gonna think you're a qt.

>>7041030
I play on NA.

>>7041513
I used to play WoW. Played it for 4 years, but I slowly drifted away from it when I started college.
But, yes, hearthstone is a decent time waster.

>>7040719
Been done.

>>7040976
Windows 10

>>7042000
>dropped

>>7042229
Windows 10 is not a bad OS, it's actually the perfect OS for the lazy, illiterate and mentally retarded people who love to play gaymes all day. I don't get why people hate Win10 so much if it's literally perfect for 99% of the population, no loonix distribution will ever get close to that.

tfw no cis gf to have benis in bagima sex with using ur female trabspeen

>>7035613
Boobs a best. I like them soft and big.

I don't care about butts and don't see their appeal, so it's whatever. My grillfriend on the other hand is all over them, and she's usually busy touching my butt during the lewds.

How do I get a better operation system than windows 10 if I have a windows laptop

If I install a new operation system will all my stuff be baleeted

t. noob

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>>7042508
There is objectively no better operating system that Windows 10. Only a madman would want to switch.

t. not migro$haft shill

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>sitting down to family meal with parents and sister
>gf sending lewd detailed texts the whole while
Help

>>7042508
It's probably not a good idea to install an unfamiliar and possibly finicky OS on your only machine if you're not used to such things. I would recommend playing around with installing/using ubuntu or something ezpz like that on a secondary machine first.

>If I install a new operation system will all my stuff be baleeted
Depends how you do it.

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>>7042571
>noobuntu
Why are you recommending that poor soul a distro for niggers? Go Debian or Arch, they are the designated distributions for lesbians.

>>7042555
I don't see the problem, senpai

>>7042581
Yes, because Debian and Arch (especially Arch) are such fantastic choices for beginners right?

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>>7042614
Beginners shouldn't be using loonix in the first place. It's better that stupid people who can't install it on their own stay away.

I had to troubleshoot a dumbfuck nigg with his noobuntu distro for a week before telling him to just stay in Win 10 for fucks sake. if you can't Google kill yourself back to Windows senpai.

So who were wants to be my IT senpai?
I'm qt I swear.

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>>7042649
Post pic. If you really are qt I will hold your hand into installing Gentoo and compiling a custom kernel.

>>7040933
P-Post wallpaper pls.

>>7042611
She's wondering whether or not she should take advantage of the situation and fug her horny sister.

>>7042632
Everyone needs to start somewhere you little shitposting gremlin.

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>>7042696
I have a few more klk wallpapers if you want

>>7042660
>pics
>on 4chan

Nah. At most I'll post a boob pic for a special occasion.

>>7042611

Trying to keep a straight face at the dinner table when quietly dying to fug my girlfriend.
Its hard!

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>>7042704
I started with Slackware when I was 13 years old you nigger and now everyone wants to start with noobuntu/fedoro and have others install it for them and don't even bother to search for their problems online before wanting to be spoonfed.

>>7042724
Then troubleshoot by yourself if you ain't even gonna post tits.

>>7042724

>special occasion

IT'S NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY

YOU COULD LITERALLY NOT ASK FOR A MORE SPECIAL OCCASION TO LET YOUR BOOBS OUT

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>tfw transgirl
>tfw my lesbian gf isnt on her period today

>>7042793

>transgirl

If your gf will never subsist on a diet of that sweet red wine, you're just not contributing enough to this relationship.

>>7042880
I love this

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>>7042733

>>7042983
Is that the captain planet villain
I miss that show

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>>7041201
>start talking to girl from other board with no intention of anything happening, just talking
>she gets lewd
>never done this before so just play along at first
>start liking it
>she's really nice and cute and perfect and so I develop feelings
>not sure if this is going anywhere anymore because I stupidly said I liked her and she hasn't said anything back

I'm autistic and pretty much a loser t b h so I wonder if it's my fault for thinking anything would happen

>>7043358
Fugging hell anon, you developed feelings for a rando you met on a different 4chan board and you thought it'd "become something real"? You know they're probably not replying because they're a man who just wanted to cyber.

I feel bad for you so I'll eat you out but just this once.

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>>7043358
I know your feels, anon.
Something similar happened to me but with a girl I met on here.
We didn't get lewd although I think she wanted to. She kind of hinted towards it, but I always stir the conversation.
We chilled and played vidyas together many nights. I started getting feels for her, but I don't think she feels the same.
She tells me everything about her life. She told me about the girl she was interested it, and that just hit me right in the feels.
She told me we should meet up IRL one of these days, but I don't know if I want to. I would feel too awkward since I like her in a way she doesn't.

>>7043507
>>7043358
You two are sort of sad. 4chan is not a great place to make lasting romantic relationships.

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>>7043507
>"We didn't get lewd although I think she wanted to"
>I like her in a way she doesn't"

Autismo 101.

You were avoiding getting lewd with her so she assumed you didn't like her like that and she moved on to another girl. Fucking A...

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>>7035613

>>7036821
My gf and I are eight years apart, shes younger and loves to look at me and go 'Hey did you know when you were a senior in high school, I was in 4th grade?"

Its so awkward. But I love her to death.

>>7040097
social media and the construction of the non-binaries/agenders.

>>7043604
That's fucking hot.

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>be me, kv and having a shitty week
>My friend meets a girl at a coffee shop she thinks I'll get along with, and gives me her number
>She's super qt, we get along well, and share a bunch of interests
>Get excited and plan to ask her to get coffee with me this week
>It turns out she is only staying in my state for two more days because of family matters, and then flying back home to New England

>Today was the day she left.

I don't know how to feel. I really like this girl, and now I'll never be able to see her again. I mean even if we didn't date or anything I'd still love to be her friend. I'm just worried that she'll stop emailing me, and then eventually forget about me since we live over a thousand miles away...

Hello darkness my old friend~

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Who did you girls come out to today?

So today i came out to carlos my straight man bf that I loved his poo.

>tfw gay
>tfw your straight man bf just took a cute dumpy wumpy on the floor


YASSSSSS HUNTY

>>7043547
I disagree. I married a girl that I met here. We play vidyas and watch chinese cartoons together.

Dunno if anyone is into EVNs, but heads up for anyone who may have been interested in Ladykiller in a Bind, 'lesbian' MC gets dicked and likes it in two separate scenes. Avoid like the plague.

>>7043870
How? Please tell me about your relationship.

how do you guys meet cute lesbian/bi girls? im still in high school and i have never met a girl who's out yet

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>>7043964
18+
>>7043936
Seek sunlight
>>7043831
Get friends
>>7043609
Get a job
>>7043604
Grow up
>>7043581
Get a hobby
>>7043567
Love yourself
>>7043547
Have consensual sex

>>7044012
>Seek sunlight
I work outdoors

>>7044012
You don't have to be under 18 to be in high school

>>7044056
>>7044031
Please do not respond to him, ever.

>>7044063
Why

>>7044066
>Why
>>7043862

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>tfw been constantly horny for two months
How do I make it stop? Masturbation doesn't work.

>>7044169
Get dominated by an older woman and let her leave hickeys all up and down your thighs.

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>>7044173
Where the fuck am I supposed to find an older woman willing to be with me though?

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>trannies unironically invading lezbo safe zones stroking their cock while anime erping

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I'm a filthy, filthy animal, but at least I get to enjoy such fine things. Watching a 40 year old maple, leaves fluttering in a fine breeze. Listening to Brahm's piano quintet. The woody, dark red fruit of a cigar saturating my senses. An abyssal dark stout with blueberry tartness to sharpen every influx of sensory.

I'm trying to enjoy my night. How are you, lesgen?

>>7041079
So much going on yet no sense of depth. It's cute, but shit. And I love shit. I revel in shit. My clothes, my desktop, my attitude. My desktop is blank black, brats websites finally picked up that I pirated it. I miss my backgrounds. They were mostly high resolution photos and classic paintings because they're beautiful and make you feel something.

>>7043581
I love it. I'm dying. I want this on my walls. I'm the type of person with a born to die world is a fuck kill em all I am trash man 410 trillion dead cops t-shirt. I have no taste and only want to stew in garbage. I just specifically want to stew in THIS garbage.

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>>7044496
why do so many lesbians smoke cigars?

>>7044738
That poster is probably a closeted FtM.

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>>7044738
They don't. I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't met a single lesbian that smokes cigars. In fact, I'd love for you to point me in their direction. Wait, don't. I enjoy it as a solitary activity.

But really, where are you pulling this lie from, goat?

>>7044744
No you silly I'm far too apathetic about such things to give a shit about gender. Born with a vagina, die with a vagina. I can go for a year without a haircut? Oh yes please. Vagina till I die, bb. Being a woman, especially an attractive one is ez mode when it comes to social interactions. People just want to interact with you. I wouldn't give that up for any flight of fancy.

Being trans only seems like suffering and pain. Just because I have typically male interests and actions doesn't mean I'd ever want to be one. Reality is far too real for that, anyway. There's no escaping what you were born as.

Transitioning is only a salve for those who hurt so bad that there is no other option.

>>7044496
>>7044838
Are you the same anon who had her birthday a while ago and was smoking a cigar and drinking to some delirium?

>>7043547
>>7043870
Don't know if you're screwing around or not, but I've had the same experience. I'm engaged to a girl I met here. We also play vidya and watch Chinese cartoons.

Our thing lately has been playing Outlast and its DLC. We drink when something scares us and end up drunk by the end we stop playing.

>>7045977
>>7043870
And you aren't posting pics of you as a cute couple with your wedding rings to give the rest of us hope??

How. Selfish.

>>7045977
That's sort of adorable. When did you meet?

If you have a pussy of piss, say, three quarters full and you piss it at an angle of say, 45∘ with respect to the the toilet, the piss comes out of the pussy and goes directly down towards the floor.

However, when the pussy is more full, or even three quarters full and the 'angle of pissing' is far less with respect the toilet, when the piss comes out of the pussy, rather than going straight down it kind of stays stuck to the pussy and travels down the outside of it.

Why does this happen? (I'm sure many of you have observed it yourself by accident and ended up making a mess).

>>7046182
This is due to surface tension. Piss wants to stick to hard surfaces as this is a lower energy arrangement. Component of gravity perpendicular to the pussy pulls piss away from the pussy, and surface tension pulls piss towards the pussy. When the angle between the pussy and the vertical direction is small, component of gravity perpendicular to the pussy is small and surface tension prevails.

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>>7046085
I don't like to post pictures on Korean image boards. You'll have to use your imagination.

>>7046089
We've been together about 2.5 years.

>>7045170
Yes? Why?

>>7046196
Lesbian general: physics of piss edition

I love you.

>>7044738
only the butch ones do

Me barely have friends in my whole life. But I meet a girl in middle school keep cuddled me and called me cute and something, even moan to me if I have no fault memory. I was attracted to her for sure at that time but i don't know that since I was emotionless. Graduated from middle school, I ignored her messages and stuff, maybe I am too shy as always.
So I just graduated from uni, meet a counsellor, gain my emotion again, doesn't know how to express in English. Once I opened up her mail(a present for my 17th birthday), it's full of subtexts that she likes me. And I try to trace back the memory, and I realized I like her. I can't stop thinking about her, and I called her out tomorrow. (I never ask any person out for personal reason)
But it's common for girls to do these intimate action as my observation. And I know she have some bf too. But she keeps teasing me between the messages she sent to me. And it keep making me horny as fuck.
Fuck this stupid shit, I think I am just too lonely and falls in love to any people who treats me good. I think I am just over thinking as always. Fuck I don't even know if I am les. Fuck this shit. I am just a unattractive, shy bastard with no self esteem. I don't even know how to be presentable.
So I guess I have to wait until tomorrow night. Good night.

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>tfw you already masturbated 7 times but can still go on

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>>7046795
Okay.

>>7046998
that's what HRT does for ya, hun :^)

>>7046998
:3

>>7046498
nothing, just curiosity.
It's nice to see you around tho, cheers

>>7046182
You really couldn't just use bladder?

>>7046998
You need to lose your virginity mang.

>>7039201
Holy shit. I just found out Kate McKinnon is a lesbian. I saw your post and googled it. I like her even more now (though she's still a Hillary shill)

>>7047070
>not being willing to eat a pussy full of piss

You aren't a lesbian.

>>7047167
Gold star, too :3

>funny femme lesbian with an untainted pussy

I don't know why she hasn't been anointed Lesbian Jesus.

>>7043870
>>7045977
I hope one of you is part of that Korean/French couple that formed here a while back.

>>7047169
Pussies DON'T HAVE PISS. It took me a cool minute to realize you where talking about the bladder.
I kept thinking to myself.. Where in the hell is there room for pee in the pussy?

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>>7047187
>tfw when french
>will never have a korean girlfriend

>>7047197
I bet you're adorably autistic irl.
Want a gf?

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>>7047178
God every time I discover a hot lesbian I feel so depressed. Everyone is out of my ugly ass league. One day, I will pay a cute whore to cuddle with me so I will at least get know what it feels like to lie next to an attractive woman. It's so shallow but I want it so badly.

>>7047207
Silly anon...

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>tfw should have trusted lesgen on bisluts

never again

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Where the weeb dykes at? Are you watching ping pong Yuru Yuri A-Channel Yuyushiki Saki Lucky Star yet?
https://a.pomf.cat/zhjwue.webm

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>>7047270
When 100% of the lesbians here say that bi girls are shit, they really mean it.

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>>7047270
Isn't it obvious to not trust in bisluts though? Biologically they are the ones who spread dangerous STDs between homos and heteros so I guessed that was enough of a red flag to not get involved with one.

>>7047230
Your standards will gradually lower over time to women in your league. It'll be okay.

>>7047291
this. bisluts literally spread HIV

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>>7047272
>https://a.pomf.cat/zhjwue.webm
I guess I should have seen that coming.

The humor isn't appealing to me so far, but maybe I'm just bitter that the ping pong yuri mango I actually liked will never get animated. It does look nice.

>>7041962

>>7047206
Are those supposed to be the characters from that wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow manhua

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>>7047417
>wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
What.

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>>7047422

>>7047433
Oh. Never listened to the song.
Yeah, it's them.

>>7047439
I hate the song, which is odd because normally tongue-in-cheek things like that appeal to me but I can't fucking stand that song.

Tfw pussy perfectly shaved rn
Tfw no one will see it for another couple of days
Tfw pussy will be stubbly and may have shaving rash by then

i dun goofed lesgen

>>7047598
>when bae has a pussy 5 o'clock shadow

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>>7047393
Is that office ladies playing ping pong?

>>7047452
>qt, quality yuri
>has the name of a shit song that comes into your head whenever you hear about the manga

I am so fucking triggered.

>>7047350
I'll probably eventually find another ugly ass lesbian to settle with, but I want to pay for an attractive whore before I do.

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>>7047658
>wdtfs
>quality yuri
Yeah, if you find K-drama the epitome of quality perhaps.

>>7047679
It's pretty entertaining, plus Seju and Sungji are great.

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>tfw no ass to eat

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>>7047746
I already dropped it 30 chapters in or so. The anatomy is actually worse than Citrus', and the story, well, they are about the same in terms of quality writing. Citrus is not worth shitte though cuz it doesn't have steamy lesbian sex, but that's all WDTFS has to offer, and again, they aren't even that enjoyable because of the fucked-up anatomy.

>>7047779
Please stop posting here your pics, hon. And why are you still doing your fucking make-up like a god damn whore? Go take a course on that or something and then come back you useless piece of failed male.

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>>7047784
lel ok

>>7047779
this is why i hate trannies
they look so scary, inhuman and alien

>>7047779
>posting pics of a disabled tranny here

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>>7047802
its not like i knew that yall wouldve had that reaction or that they were trans anyway

>>7047665
Tbqh I see lots of ugly lesbians with very decent moderate-qts. If you're nice, enthusiastic about something, hygienic and decently confident YOU TOO can attract a qt.

>>7047817
>that they were trans anyway
nigga please, everyone can spot a Y chromosome face and a Y chromosome body from miles away

>>7047817
>not knowing that >>7047779 is a boy

An extremely slutty boy who was probably molested as a child.

>>7047837
>>7047845
dude what

>>7047845
This. We should not vilify him but feel sorry for him. Just look into his hurt puppy eyes and see that his slutty pic is nothing but an obvious cry for help.

Good luck on getting rid of those fake breasts though.

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>>7047779
reverse search revealed that she's actually a bio girl. wew lad

i feel really sorry that she had to grow up looking like an obvious tranny tbqh familia

Is anybody studyong Japanese?
Im bored


>>7047875
Lol
She really doesny its just her haircut and style.

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>yo aiden here. check out my gangster threads, brah

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Jesus, otaku are fucking disgusting.
>yryr event
>no females on sight
What went so wrong.

>>7047890
>she actually went to an otaku event
l m a o
m
a
o

how many chubby fedoralords were there?

>>7047658
I'm happy when people refer to it by the acronym instead of the full title because that song is so fucking shit.

>>7047891
>>she actually went to an otaku event
Who? Are you retarded or just pretending?

>>7047891
Filename newfig


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4NXQTkFZQ

>>7047903
>>7047905
whoa calm you're autisme, bud

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Only highlight of this event. I still don't understand how every seiyuu of the seitokai is 8/10 or higher and the main cast are 2/10 gremlins except for Tsuda who is also a qt.

>>7047875
Still 2slutty4me senpai

It's only cute when innocent-looking femmes are slutty.

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>>7047651
I wish. The mango is set during high school, that image is from one of the doujinshi "epilogues" the author wrote for it after serialization finished.

>>7047975
Oh, too bad. I was hyped for OL playing ping pong, damn.

>>7047917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFBz4Z734iU

Skip to 36:40...probably my favorite love ive solo...probably just because of the way she says "im ok" a minute in a half into the song :3

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>>7047985
Rippi has a good voice but only if she could fix her face; it was disgusting watching her at the lives.

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>>7047981
I'd be hype for OLs doing anything really. Or teachers. Women in suits, yes please.

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>>7047994
Oh yes. If only someday Japan would stop being so homosexual and animate cute OLs doing cute things.

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>>7047999
You mean stop being such lolicons.
Oh well, at least we're getting another volume of Collectors in December.

>tfw no shy gf to convert into being a sexually confident total slut for my body

Aw man.

>>7047991
Her voice is my favorite tbqh...piles is second best but still not as good as rins tbqh...
Tier in terms of voice


Rin
Maki
Umi
Honoka
Eli (too generic)
Hanayo

Shit at this point
Nico (sometimes fun)

Garbage
Kotori
Nozomi (absolute trash)

>>7048007
My favorite voices are
>nanjo
>mimorin
>emitsun
>rippi
>ucchi
>shikaco
>kussun
>soramaru
>pile

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>>7048115
>using their real names
>maki on the bottom
>eli umi on top

Kek pls...

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>>7048135
Well, it's the seiyuu who sing not the fucking drawings you autist. And Pile's voice is fucking shit, it sounds like she's trying to swallow a cock while also trying to sing.

>>7048135
>>7048305
d/a, and I have no personal opinion about this (I can't even recognize any recent seiyuu other than Hayami Saori and that's just because I keep mistaking her for Noto Mamiko) but when I first googled Pile (because that's a weirdass name) one of the top autocompletes was "terrible". I wish I'd screencapped it because it doesn't show up anymore. Made me feel kind of bad for her.

>>7047780
Proof of the anatomy being fucked up. I'm not an artist so I probably overlooked it.

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>>7048329
Oh Jesus. That's exactly how I would describe Pile. Also she only jumped on the seiyuu bandwagon to gain fame for the singing career, but the only poor souls that still follow her after moose ended are lost rabid Makifags.

>>7048340
Look at any chapter and tell me how many Marimite-tier necks you see. Same with Shitrus.

>>7048340
>>7048356
Citrus' necks crack me up.

>>7048363
I always want to slap people who write that the art is good. Literally blind.

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>>7048348
>>7048329
>>7048305
>there are people here that follow 3D in any way shape or form

Why? Its not a cartoon at all its japanese animation a highly sophosticated form of art. Besides the reason why she namee herself pile is because she wanted to name herself somethinf that makes people happy. Stop bullying her...shes a korean in japan taking an english word she makes mistakes ok? ._.

>>7047187
Outlast anon here, we're American but of Italian and Russian heritage

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>>7048371
>not following qt 3DPD
2D is of course superior but some 3D piggu are delicious.

A Pile of shit is sure to always make people happy. Also she's just half dog eater.

>>7048356
>>7048363
>>7048369
>the necks
Oh I just figured that it's just a stylization thing. Plus koreans love their small face, long neck and long limbs combo.

But I guess it does make you cringe once you spot it.

>>7048398
I know hands are hard to draw but also that, they look so massive in some shots it's almost as if I'm reading yaoi.

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>>7048393
ITS NOT A PILE OF S*** ITS A PILE OF WARM TOWELS AND CLEAN CLOTHES!


pls apologize ._.

>>7048356
>>7048369
>>7048363

>noticing anatomy in cartoons

I'm drowning in autism.

>>7048406
Fuck off back to /g/. Maki is literally babby's first idol and she sucks ass just like her seiyuu.

>>7048413
Butthurt artist detected. I want mine with fries please btw.

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>>7048422
>/g/

Ive been maki posting for two years

That cuck started in 2016 in jan

Im actually broken up with maki...weve been through a bunch...now its jst a normal name stop bullying...MAKI...stop bullying PILE
*urrrrrghg

>>7048438
>criticism is now bullying
It's impressive how after 3 years of voicing make she still sucked at voice acting in the movie.

>>7048447
You called her a pile of shit ._.

>>7048458
>implying it isn't true

>>7048486
.__.
Don't be mean...

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>>7048422

Recommend me a doujin to masturbate to, lesgen.

I did
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_dogs_desire_and_the_reality_of_discipline
and
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sweet_room_1
In the morning and afternoon

>>7048501
You have talent. Have you ever thought of stop working in McDonald's?

>>7048546
Don't demean me, motherfucker, I work at Wendy's.

>>7048562
Your Wendy looks like a dick though.

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Why do you deserve a gf?

>>7046182
What am I reading

>>7046795
>tfw no foreign qt gf with poor English

I imagined a young Bjork while reading this.

Anyway sorry to hear that, anon. How are things now?

>>7048571
>not wanting to fug a redheaded girl on a bed of delicious cheeseburgers and fries
>not wanting to wrestle a qt redhead in a literal pool of chocolate frosty

You're missing out on the good life, man

>>7035613
>STRAIGHT MEN PLEASE GO AWAY TY
>4chins
straight men are literally the only reason these threads even exist and don't sink to page 10 with 8 replies before dying for good.

>>7036259
of course you are. you don't really want to be a woman, you just want to be able to jack off to yourself faget

>>7048369
It only really makes me really angry when people use Saburouta as an example of "good" while denigrating others who have stronger technical skill overall or comparable technical skill with (imo) more interesting style. She focuses on the same elements that a lot of shoujo manga readers seem to value when it comes to art (lots of pen strokes, dramatic paneling, close-ups of expressive faces, flowing hair) so it doesn't really surprise me that people like her art.

>>7048879
nice meme boi now make me a sandwich

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I wish Kruppi would fugg me.

>>7047890
female otakus (gay and straight) are mostly interested in yaoi.

On a side note, way too many lesbians watch gay male porn, exclusively. I don't even think they are political lesbians. It's unnerving.

>>7047350
I think that's what "hasbians" are all about. It's not that lesbians are turning straight later in life. It's just that their standards got so low that even a man is fine.

>>7040170

>How to spot a mtf

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>>7050064
>female otakus (gay and straight) are mostly interested in yaoi.
>On a side note, way too many lesbians watch gay male porn, exclusively.
Always hearing this shit and yet every lesbian I talked to, online or IRL, was disgusted by these which is logical, since lesbians aren't attracted to men.
It's like saying all lesbians are obese and look like men.

>>7050097
haha!

>>7050064
Bull shit. The only females who like yaoi are bisluts, ftms or lesbians in denials.

>>7050229
Yeah, I think that's a meme.
"The Kids Are Alright" made it into a thing and people wanted to believe it's real because it's funny or weird. Love gay men, but there's nothing I'm more averse to than their porn.

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>>7040170

How do I into sex?

Also how to make a girl who apparently kissed a girl before but is pretty much straight want to have sex with you

>>7050456
Mind control.

>>7050456
Say "Eyyy bby, wan sum fug ?"
Works everytime.

>>7050456
Cut off your genitals. Grow boobs.
And stop annoying lesgen

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Has anything like this ever happened to you?

>>7050712
I fucking wish.

>>7050229
desu, I read a lot of het hentai because I have a thing for mindbreak that yuri doesn't provide enough content for, but I'm only ever interested in the female characters. Do not understand lesbians being interested in yaoi

Made the new thread
>>7050980
>>7050980
>>7050980

Should I wait even longer? We were on page 5

>>7050712
No but I wish. Is that whore straight? If she's a lesbian I don't understand her reaction, unless the therapist was a fugly fat turbodyke (but even then I guess I would still find it hot).