/mtfg/ Transgirl General

First for Isla, make some goddamn friends.

So I was feeling good about how I look for once and decided to take a selfie when I was interrupted by this guy coming in

>freezes
>pokes head out to check the sign
>eyes widen and he quickly goes into a stall

Hehehehe.

BebabeoggojgJEGJEG

I'm tired but i cant sleep.
I think this is because i am worried i will miss something. I think I'm bored and i want to meet someone and make a new friend that i can get along with on a really deep level.
I also feel very creative late at night but i never do anything with that creativity even tho i wanna.
I think i need an anti anxiety to help me go to bed at night.

>>6956703
i made myself worry and now am wide awake >.>

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anyway this is why I have to kill myself

>>6956723
Chris chan ?

tfw nobody to rescue and adopt me
feelsbad
>>6956748
i know
.-.
>>6956692
BULLY

>>6956759

Do you need... help, making friends?

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Why is it so easy to fuck up your sleep schedule but so hard to fix it

>>6956760
irl i cant because im literally terrified of men and all friend groups are mixed

>>6956765

>im literally terrified of men
Why?

>>6956768
le xd ptsd past experience meme.

>>6956753
might as well be

>>6956769

Care to share with the class?

>>6956762
IKTF im never tired when i should be but i could stay up forever

>>6956772
No.
I hate talking about it.

>Nobody to adopt and save me and give me the friendly love and affection that I crave
wew lad
I wish I knew what an actual family was like.

>>6956762

iktf lmaaaaaaaaao
prob because of all of the stimulus we put on ourselves at night what with the internet and everything. u need to turn errything off.
on the bright side my boi wakes up at 5:30-6:00, so i get to talk to him on his way to work and stuff.

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>>6956779
i'd still be sleeping on track if it werent for this dumb boy i met making me wanna stay up with him until he sleeps
but he's asleep now so i should get to bed
nini everyone

I'm 5'9
35" chest
32.5" under bust
29 - 31" waist (when done eating) 37" hips
42" shoulder circumference
Between A/B cup

>>6956774

Well, you're going to have a hard time with the friend thing if you can't get passed whatever traumatic experience you've had that's making you scared of men. Most of us are decent people.

I just spent over an hour in a restaurant where I was the only one under 50 and I found out my grandpa is still deadnaming me.

>>6956789
I'm aware that most of you are decent.
I just have that issue.

>>6956790
tell him you will suck his dick if he stops deadnaming you

I'm 5'9
35" chest
32.5" under bust
29 - 31" waist (when done eating) 37" hips
42" shoulder circumference
Between A/B cup

How ficked am I?
Should I just kill myself?

I shouldn't have told anyone
it should have just come as a shock to people, thats easier to deal with than knowing
now people will have guilt even though I'm not worth feeling guilty over

this is the problem with being useless

>>6956798
>QQ I have average girl measurements should I kill myself?

Yes, actually.

>>6956793

So focus on tackling that issue first.

>>6956804
Everytime I do I end up crying my eyes out.

>>6956803
But they aren't average girl measurements

fuck
im still fucked up from last night
fuck
ww
fvuck

>>6956810
heres your (You), now tell us what happened

>>6956809
http://humanics-es.com/FireFighterAnthropometry.pdf

Actually do some research before you cry about killing yourself. Then actually kill yourself because there are actually large girls on this board who have to come to terms with the uncommon measurements.

>>6956806

This... this is what you need therapy for. Therapy, meditation, and force of will.

>>6956815
>getting stats from female firefighters who are meant to be on the larger size
Fucking Kek
They are far from the average.

>>6956819
I don't have a force of will.

>>6956820

http://www.mybodygallery.com/
https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf

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>>6956723
https://my.mixtape.moe/asoknk.webm
Cheer up, at least you're white.

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H-hi girls

>>6956822

Everyone has a force of will, your's is just weak. You have to want to actually solve your problem.

>>6956824
>giving average height of women as 60 inches
>no data for who was surveyed

That's a pretty bad source. It's like you are actively trying to give someone dysphoria.

>>6956835
I don't.
It isn't worth it.

>>6956830
>https://my.mixtape.moe/asoknk.webm
>>6956833

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>>6956837
It's probably Whingie being xirself.
In xir mind, unless you look like a professional model your life is over.

>>6956838
i want you to solve as many of your problems as you can

>>6956841
But models are tall. According to that chart you'd be average as a girl when you are in reality very short.

>>6956838

>it isn't worth it
What is more worth it:

>Being depressed and unhappy
>Being dead
>Being happy, with a host of friends, both male and female

Only one of these seems like it would be worth it. Your choice.

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It's me, the therapy anon from a few hours ago. I'm going to ask my mom to help pay for a therapist for me soon.
I'm so nervous though holy sh*t :( and my dad will probably find out sometime after I tell her

>>6956845
too much effort on the bottom one.
1st two are familiar and friendly.
>>6956842
i don't

How the fuck do you get rid of dysphoria other than transitioning. This doesnt feel like something I've been all along but like an idea I just got from somewhere and just cant stop thinking about

>>6956854
Love Mrs Bunbun

Why kill yourself if you can kill short girls to up the average? If you're so obsessed with numbers you might as well directly change the numbers.

>>6956856
hi..
i hope you're doing okay

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Morning

>>6956841
It isn't me
I already know my measurements are fucked. I wear a women's medium at my height which is bad.

>>6956855
>How the fuck do you get rid of dysphoria other than transitioning

You don't. You can only distract yourself from it and get substitutes, like the approval of others. Spoilers: once you transition you'll hate yourself for all the time you wasted.

>>6956860
You know damn well Im not.

>>6956850

Familiar, yes.
Friendly, no.

>too much effort
Almost no one gets anywhere in life without hard work. Some people are born into wealth, or are naturally very beautiful, but without using their assets, they will be as poor as the rest of us. For nearly everyone else, you have to work exceedingly hard to earn your keep in society. This is true both for monetary resources as it is for intangible resources, such as friends. But despite this, many are able to end up in a better position than they started with.

You have the ability to become happy if you are willing to put forth the work to do so. Why do you choose not to?

>>6956855
>like an idea I just got from somewhere and just can't stop thinking about

Fuck I know the feel exactly.

Before I knew too much about trans things, I just assumed that my feelings were "weird", and purely sexual. I was depressed, but was able to repress it successfully.

Now that I know what dysphoria is and that I can do something about it, I feel 3x worse about it, and think about it practically every waking hour. Also my repression is being worn down..

>>6956867
i dont want to give hard work
it hurts too much
ive failed so many times
its not worth it i like pain

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>>6956865
try to feel better soon

>>6956812
opiatesssss

>>6956605
>Asexuals are the worst degenerates
I'm sorry :< I just don't like benis/vag/bum sex I still like other things tho
I like snuggles

>>6956608
>and you were cute enough
Well guess that's out the window ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6956872
Don't worry about me Mrs Bunbun, you worry about yourself and you just stay safe alright?

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>>6956882
i'll be fine, i have a place where i'll be safe

bus to east Lansing has been delayed an hour, if it gets delayed much more I'm gonna miss my connection to grand rapids, rip

they say the super late train that's holding it up is catching up not falling further behind though

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>>6956885
buy some pizza and a slice of cake

>>6956888
So there are alternatives?

>>6956888
Why are you going to Michigan? :s

>>6956871

Failure is something you're supposed to learn from. Go look up a few quotes on failure. Nearly every successful person has one. Here's one I happen to like:

“No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who’s always had everything work out for them with zero struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don’t exist.” - Chris Hardwick

>>6956892
chara.
>>6956893
>>6956893
dont give a fuck about failure quotes
failure hurts too much.

>>6956895
Ohhhhh
So Chara will be safe and stuff soon?

>>6956896
yes

>>6956899
Thats great to hear :D

>>6956900
it is quite a nice thing to hear.

>tfw easily overwhelmed by people
i'm probably literally autistic

>>6956895

Then perhaps this one is more relevant to your situation:

“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.” - Lance Armstrong

That's all I'll leave you with. If you want to end your own suffering, know that you have the ability to do so, but otherwise, I can't help someone who is unwilling to help themselves.

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everyone buy pizza and try to feel better

>>6956903
what's the lesson you learn from armstrong?

dope and you won't feel so bad

>>6956903
yes.
i wish to quit.
i enjoy suffering.

I just ordered a few blouses and new panties. I'm excited.

>>6956905
I don't have money for food, Im not eating till wednesday.

>>6956912
Suck dick for money.

never forget chara is a sociopath

>>6956907

Then why complain? You are living the life that you deserve.

who wants to chat with me i dont want to be alone when i do this

>>6956918
When you do what?

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>>6956918
uh sure

what are you doing?

>>6956916
and cute

>>6956921
something
dont be weak of heart
my skype is isla.charlie
>>6956920
smthng

>>6956927
i'd talk to you but i don't have proper internet

maybe another day

>>6956930
Another day is likely not a possibility

>>6956930
>another day

>>6956931
make it a possibility please
for me

>>6956918
What are you doing? Fuck, please don't do anything bad
Fuck

>>6956931
Are you suicidal?

>>6956933
no.

>>6956935
no.
>>6956934
im aite

>>6956931
Whatever you are going to do just dont
Please
Everything can be fixed even id it dosent seem like it right now

>>6956937
What
Are
You
Doing
?

>>6956939
its okay.
>>6956940
just need some1 to talk to before somethin

>>6956936
>>6956937
has someone cracked your trip?

anyway
i'm gonna add you on monday

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Get down with AGP, YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

>>6956945
Nope
She is gonna do something
but she won't say what
>>6956944
What is it?

>>6956944
Can you promise me its ok?

>>6956945
aite send an add
dont panic if i dont accept it

>>6956955
sure.
>>6956954
dont concern yourself.

>>6956957
I am very concerned and worried.

Hi /mtfg/, how many of you got erections and fetishized Feminity before deciding that you must be a girl? Was being able to get half flaccid erections in a crowded park while wearing eyeliner and a dress worth it? Was it worth loosing your father's love, so you could be the ultimate fetish champion?

>>6956956
will do

on monday

>>6956961
#worthit

>>6956957
Ok so whats the "thing" you keep talking about then?

>>6956961
My dad killed himself when I was 5

My penis doesnt work anymore, not that I care

Theres no aspect of my life thats not better than before

>>6956962
alright
>>6956968
just relaxin and feelin alright

You people do know that we know.You are all beta males who could never get a boyfriend so a lonely night at home escalated into you shooting ejaculate while tiptoeing in your mothers heels and mini taquila dress. Afterward you forced yourself to believe you were a woman, because orgasms felt great. Right?

>>6956961
Fetishizing female attire and transitioning are common coping mechanisms for transwomen, which is why they often rapidly disappear once they start transitioning, or as soon as they accept that they are trans.

>>6956970
You would still be a man if your dad was still alive, your mothers feminine presence left an impression on you, you were nurtured to be the way you are. You are probably just bisexual tbqh.

>>6956971
Ok just stay safe
ok?

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>>6956973
whoa how'd you figure us out so easily

one of you berated me yesterday and I cannot help thinking sexual thoughts about you

>>6956981
That's pretty pathetic.

>>6956981
Bully fetish?

>>6956986
probably a sub

>>6956990
aren't we all?

The trans girls csmmoeeling are just loser boys who were Manley's that had a crush on another camgirl before taking blue pills so they could fill the same cup their dream girl did. Transbians are just men who want little kids to suck their estrogen fried dicks while foolish people leave their children with a person they perceived to be maternal because much dysphoria. You all want toddlers choking on your babydicks while you hold up a mirror to your red lipstick you fucking animals. Stay away from our women and.children

>>6956992
A for effort

New rule, if you are trans you will be injected with testosterone until you function properly in societyinstead of being an artificial burden brought in my modern nursing of delusions and the advanced technologies that help them flourish.

>>6956992

Who cares? If you're not here to hugbox or jack off, you might as well find a better place to troll. Try somewhere where people give a shit about those hot opinions of yours.

>>6956993
Remain in denial you graduated sissy.

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>>6956995
Wew nicely memed friendo

>>6957001
Shut the fuck up.

>>6957003
i-i'm not graduated yet, i'm still in sissy training!

>>6956891
Yeah, I can buy another ticket (it's not the same company so no dice on reimbursement), but then I wouldn't be getting there for another couple days unless they had some crazy lucky option available, or have her drive out to get me but that's two hours roundtrip.

Looks like I'm just barely going to make it so long as nothing happens, it got delayed another 8 minutes, so I'll have like 6-7 minutes compared to the 90 minutes I thought I'd have :P

Can't wait to see her ^^

>>6957005
Being trans is a meme.
It isn't real, you are an effeminate bisexual man who may enjoy prostate stimulus and prefer the fashion choices offered for women. Don't delude yourself.

>>6957005
Is that double entendre intentional?

>>6957003
No judgements here but what kind of satisfaction does this bring you? Are you angry or sad about something? Or just bored?

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>>6957014

None of you really wish you had ovaries, that is fucking stupid. None of you want to lactate. You are Ill.

>>6957014
I only like the D tho am i still bi?

>>6957012
yeah
hope you have fun with little ham ham
good luck!!

>>6957025
Of course I want to lactate! That's my fetish! =w=

>>6957022
Can't wait for a Muslim to curvestomp you. Fucking reckless immature white man pretending that he enjoys getting gynochemastia and painting his face.

>>6957025
I'm going to use my maternity leave soon :^)

>>6957025
Sir please stop projecting

>One of the victims was a 16-year-old girl. Sarai Lara's mother told The Seattle Times that her daughter had survived cancer as a young girl and was a happy student.
Aint that some shit, survive cancer, get shot dead shopping in the mall at 16.

The washington mall shooter in case anyone wonders.

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Honestly it should be mandatory that all trans women are used as human glory holes and deprived of food for 3 days before they could even be considered by an endo.

>>6957039
You're acting like those are things we're not into lmao

>>6957039
only 3?

This is now hongen.

>>6957045
Hon reporting in

How many of you were molested by your uncles?

>>6957049
All three of my uncles

>>6957048
The hon uprising is eminent...

>>6957049
Not me

>>6957049
Reporting.
Years later I'd find out he wasn't even related to me.

Hi there! This is my first post on this forum so please let me know if I'm breaking any rules (and apologies if I do). I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community myself; I identify as an AFAB queer person of colour who is mostly attracted to those of her same sex. I am also comfortable with both she/her and they/them pronouns and think the term "agender" best suits my gender identity, but I hesitate in using the "trans*" label for myself.

I am currently taking a screenwriting course and have an idea for a short film that involves trans* kids as main characters. Basically, it's about an AFAB trans* boy who is forced to be the flower girl of a wedding and tries to sabotage his frilly white dress in rehearsal to no effect. Then, he finds out that the ringbearer is an AMAB trans* girl. They become friends and switch outfits just before the actual wedding, performing each other's wedding roles, much to the surprise of the adult audience.

My question is: would my telling this story as a non-trans* person be problematic? If relevant, pronouns would not be used in the actual film, only on the screenplay. This is a 5-7 page short and is by no means meant to express big philosophical idea about gender and identity. The plot is simple, and as a not-quite-gender-conforming-individual myself, I can 100% relate to the discomfort in wearing gendered clothing. Also, if I were to produce this film eventually (which is not impossible, but unlikely, since screenwriting is more of a hobby right now), I would ABSOLUTELY ask the help of trans* directors, creators, and actors. (In fact, I know quite a few!).

Thoughts? Thanks in advance!

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>>6957052
Every time they see you they must feel embarrassed that the spawn of their sibling's loins produced a genetic dead end that costs the sanity of all those who live with it and commit to the act of rationalizing insanity.

>>6956846
LMAO @ pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPseOlTl7Dk

>>6957029
Thank you ^^

I just can't wait for the kiss, it's been almost two years since I've had a meaningful kiss with somebody I held in high regard and I really miss it

>>6957059
Goddamn did I ever think this was a troll before I read more.

That sounds fine really, but please consult trans friends about the script

>>6957060
Actually they were quite happy when they learned I like wearing girly dresses and getting fucked in the ass while they stroke my little clitty

>>6957060
well looking at what she quoted they themselves arent really innocent, dont you think?

I'm thinking about faking a sobstory involving dysphoria and getting on meds so I can look like a woman and then she. I'm a woman I will go into bathroom stalls and jerk off until I'm done. Thoughts? Isn't that the tranny dream?

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can't decide which colour

>>6957006

Yeah, nah, you're a cunt, mate.

>>6957032

Trans women have 2nd amendement rights too. If a muslim tries to go shariah on them, they can just shoot 'em.

>>6957075
The heck is this?

>>6957077
Kill yourself, I mean you will eventually do so in the coming decade and a half desu..

>>6957078
diaper cases??

>>6957059

No you will 100% fuck it up

>>6957081

Nah, don't feel like it. I'm not trans. I just come here from time to time because drama, and because some of these ladies give me a boner. Not all of them, just some of them. I've never had a suicidal thought in my life, nor do I have any plans of it. I like myself. I like myself so much that I'm probably going to touch myself pretty damn soon, to be honest.

>>6957074
I'm an endocrinologist, I Kirk these threads on occasion, and I must say I often only view my trans patients as fetishists. It is sad, really, but I still let them pass through, no matter how hokey they seem, their real intentions don't matter. I internally cringe as I verify their ' dysphoria'. It is so awful, you wouldn't belief. It is a sickness I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

>>6957082
Why tho? your not a baby right?

Goodnight.

>>6957090
babies can be trannies dont discriminate

>>6957074
You dont need to transition to do that, also the consequences will be the same whether or not you do it

>>6957090
many trannies are incontinent because of silly fetishes

>>6957096
You people are fucked in the head.

>>6957090
i dont know im not that poster im just pretty sure thats what they are

>>6957067
yeah enjoy it
enjoying things is nice in life

>>6957100
Sometimes I'm fucked in the ass too B)

>>6957100
I was KIDDING you autist, exaggerating to be funny

>>6957067
Give chara a kiss from me too quiddu!

>>6957114
Ok c:

>>6957104
they're rubber pants
they stop leaky diapers
and they're cute :3

>>6957117
Tell Chara I said hi :3

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>>6957117
:3

>>6957117
tip chara 20$ from me
and then clap and say 'good jaaarb' and shoot two pistols into the sky

>>6957129
Will do!

Once she's with me she'll be able to talk more freely ofc

>>6957136
Yay
I'm glad she's getting outta there
You're a good girl Quid <3

How many of you were raised by single mothers? If you are surrounded by women in all institutions and at home youre naturally not going to get a healthy male identity.

>>6957147
I was but then my step-father came into the picture who believed that women are inferior and should only be on this earth to look sexy for men and get pregnant

>>6957140
>< thank you

does Poleaboo/Ribena/Monica frequent here?
haven't heart anything for a few days, afraid he might have got arrested or hung himself

>>6957147
masculinity a shit though

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>talking to mah boi while he's on his way to work for about an hour
>we spend the first half hour discussing his lil bros bday, his work day ahead, how we miss each other
>he starts talking about my show he watched last night for a bit since i told him he can watch me if he wants now that we're datin
>"i heard you talking about me and i fuckin melted, seriously"
>oh, wait so did you hear me talk about you sucking on my tits?
>"no..............................."
>o.......uh..........NVM IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
>"wait what no why would you say that what did you say was i bad or something???"
>nooo i mean.......um.........wellll................
>dig myself out of hole #1
>"well i'll keep that in mind for next timeee. i mean it's not like i have much competition, i heard you talkin mad shit about your ex"
>my ex? the one with the huge dick??
>"..............no..................."
>o................
>"THE HUGE DICK????"
>WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKED IT THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT
>dig myself out of hole #2
>"i totally get it though honestly. i just really liked hearin you talk about me."
>d'aw. you heard me talkin about how much i like your face and your specific features then huh?
>"..........NO? WHAT FEATURES???"
>w-well... i had said that um.... i liked your lips a ton and...WELL YOU CAN'T GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE-
>dig myself out of hole #3
>mfw the entire fucking time

it was like
a field of landmines going off one by one
i can't believe i just did that lmao!!! i don't think i've ever done anything so stupid, like it's literally my own fault
all i learned today is to never assume anything!!!!! plus i honestly think he's perf so explaining what happened wasn't that hard
and he texted me right after telling me how amazing he thinks i am and stuff so i think i'm in the clear now....................FML tho

>>6957159
>>6941728

seen her like once ever outside this thread

she replied a couple times and then deleted everything

>tfw your bf has a smaller dick than you
he's so adorable

>>6957147
No, but I do have 4 aunts to 1 uncle on the maternal side, which is an ACTUAL predictor of GID instead of your pseudopsychology.

>>6957161
Are you glad you will never be a whole person exactly the way you were born?

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>>6957164
>tfw you're reading Edie's posts and you have to try and act like it doesn't bother you

>>6957177
Glad? I accept that I am not a whole person due to my birth and genetics, and strive to become a whole person through transition.

>>6957174
no shit? I have 3 to 1 lol

>>6957186
if you're missing a bone I can help you become a whole person bb ;)

>>6957189
yup yup! The more sisters to brothers your mom has the more likely you are to be a tran :( I'm on my phone or I would link but Google should bring it up, try maternal aunt uncle ratio transgender or somrthing

someone show some skin; it's fap time.

>>6957189
Holy fuck I'm tired lol, I counted my mother, I'm actually 3 to 1 too.

But yeah pretty nifty

>>6957190
I'm not missing a bone, I wish I were :(

now adding another bone, that would be enioyable!

>>6957177
i'm glad that i am not a guy

Hey /mtfg/. Help me pic a trip name

>>6957203
no maternal aunts biologically, tho 1 by marriage.

>>6957217
Well I've got a spare bone I can give you~!

>>6957218
Me too but I'm not sure if its my genuine opinion or if its just because im trans

So I think I'm seeing a therapist for the first time soon. Do you think she'll be likely to push hormones on me or will she be likely to gatekeep?

>>6957203
i'm calling lies
mum had two sisters and a brother

>>6957237
>push hormones on me
things that never happen

prepare for neutrality or a battle

>>6957239
that backs it up tho? you have more aunts than you do uncles, even if it's not as extreme

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>>6957183
same t b h

>>6957183

why would they bother you? :o

>>6957222
maybe they found you in a basket in the river :0

>>6957223
oh damn really?

>>6957245
but i think it says more about my grandparents loving unprotected sex moreso than me being a tran
how come none of my cousins are trans?

>>6957237
if you do mones and you're wrong, all that will happen if you'll get moody and you'll grow tits

you can resume life as a male whenever you want

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i want chinese food

>>6957249
because no edie gf to fuck hard with my boyvag

>>6957254
food, i want chinese

Will buying a 5.5" phone make my hands appear smaller? Or will I just look ridiculous ;w; (I'm 184cm btw)

>>6957254

kiwi it's 9 am lmao

>>6957256

o-oh
i mean i'm kinda old for u

>>6957245
Neutrality sounds alright.

Can you give me any tips as to how I must act in front of her or say?
>>6957253
Sounds reassuring, although I probably am trans. I'm kind of hoping that she's really liberal and just gets me on hormones fast

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>>6957256
Looks like I'll have to put a trip on again

>>6957249
Just wishing I had a gf
Wishing I was a cool, hot desirable guy like you describe your bf

>>6957262
That wasn't me btw. Every time i drop trip someone tries to post as me idk.

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>>6957268
>>6957275

o
i mean i describe him that way because i have feelings for him and because of how he treats me and stuff. plus i think he's gorg, but yknow.
you'll have a gf and she'll think the same stuff about you some day as well. i'm like 7 years older than you, so i've gotten past the stage ur at rn.

>>6957268
>>6957275
sorry
i didn't mean any harm (and i thought it would be obvious that i was a fake)

also chads are scary
i'd prefer a manlet bf desu

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i can do the following

>study for uni
>study russian
>take a walk

what do? It's 15:30 rn

Well apparently they cut some stops or something Google maps doesn't know about, because I'm looking at a 45 minute layover, not 5 minute. New bus ticket would only have been ten dollars but fuck waiting 9 hours for a bus in East Lansing when I could be waiting 9 hours for a chara in Grand Rapids

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>>6957287

>manlets
idk if i could date a manlet desu. mostly cause i'd feel huge in comparison. my boi is 6'4" and i luvs it. best hugs ever.

>>6957309

godspeed

>>6957308
study german

>>6956777
I want to adopt you and give you the black penis you need... but you still fronting, pretending like you don't want a dicking.

>>6957308
Study Russian!

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>>6956885
Hey discount tina fey. When we going on a date?

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>>6957254
do you like Orange chicken like your twin sister?

>>6957262
maybe she is pregnant

>>6957286
I understand that.
It just makes me sad. I want a qt mtf girlfriend and make her feel good, like you. But ill never have that because no one likes me. Girls don't even want to be friends with me because I'm so repulsive.

>>6957287
Its fine.

I wish i was taller.

>>6957321
Bester Vorschlag

>>6956777
the 'actual family' is a meme
i have two parents, two step-parents, two brothers, two step-sisters and a step-brother, eight aunts and uncles, eighteen cousins, three sets of grandparents

my life is fine

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I just took a hairdryer to my balls in an attempt to kill all my sperm fucking kill me

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>>6957335

o-oh, ya maybe

>>6957337

never say never senpai
trust me, things will change. until then just work on yourself so you'll be what you need to be for that special grill.

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>>6957318
>time to post it once again
Does anyone know who the other girl is? (Already know dollface).

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how are you mtfg
everything ok?

>>6957386
hoi
Portal 2 with friend soon, so excite

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Why do plane tickets cost so much?
Literally hundreds of dollars and the alternative of trains or bus are barely cheaper and have days of travel time.
Fuck America's shitty train system.

>>6957386
i'm fine
how are you señorita smiles?

>>6957376
I want intersex people to leave!

>>6957390
>tfw no friend

This might be a dumb question but I am really looking at starting on HRT but I want a kid, freezing is super expensive so not an option, at what stage does HRT make me sterile ?

>>6957386
Trying to gather power to go out and buy a coat because it's getting cold out there.

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>>6957376

ya it me and the other girl is jessicatrap or w/e

>>6957391

cause everything is hella far away

>>6957401
just adopt
my sister was adopted and she is fine

>>6957398
>tfw suspect most friends of secretly disliking me

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>>6957390
:D
Have fun
>>6957392
pretty bad desu
i went to an mtg prerelease today with friends
it was fun
i wanted something to happen with friend though
and like we spent a lot of time together but hes just not into it and
i think he still likes the person he got rejected by
oh well

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also ok i'm fookin tired m8, bbl~~

>>6957398
I need to call my friend. She is like the only cis woman who is great to me.

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>>6957365
>o-oh, ya maybe
yeah random cravings is a standard sign
next she is going to be dipping pickles in ice cream

>>6957408
i secretly dislike [spoiler]how[/spoiler] you [spoiler]are so negative about yourself[/spoiler]

>>6957409
that's okay
i know what it's like
my childhood friend (and secret crush) got a gf and moved interstate
c'est la vie

>mtg
isn't that nerd stuff?

>>6957406
>cause everything is hella far away
Yeah and traveling from basically Seattle to Atlanta is almost as far as it gets
;-; I want to visit someone tho I'm having trouble deciding if it's worth it.

>>6957408
>tfw friends know of this fear and play into my insecurities to make me believe it as a mean joke

>>6957407
I want my own kid I'm the last remaining person in my family blood line

I want to sleep more. Hangover headache is killing me..

:^(

In other news I had a trans bean dream.

Am I bi now? (^:

>>6957423
that's lame guythink though

>tfw spiro doesn't go down quickly enough and it tastes terrible

>>6957409
I will ty

>>6957421
I'm gonna try and be more positive ;_;

>>6957422
Wow, seem like shit friends desu

>>6957428
Were you a legume?

>>6957386
I'm okie :3
Hbu?

>>6957428
I thought you had a gf?
who did you dream about? anyone from here?

>>6957423
The patriarchy is strong in you.

Inb4 biological imperative

>>6957440
Not really it is just a lot easier given my situation to have my own kid than adopt

>>6957365
I hope.
Pls be my friend.

>>6957376
>tfw jerked off to edie before i knew she was a trip on here

What's a good starting dose for E?

I heard if you start at a high dose you get cone tits, so you should start at a low dose and work your way up.

>>6957401
> Wants to pass on the own tranny genes to further poison the human gene pool

>>6957436
I wish it was about me

>>6957421
sucks desu
also yeah nerd stuff
>>6957434
c:
>>6957435
sad

>>6957434
I was a lesbean scissor master.

>>6957436
>Had a gf
Wow! I love this perception of me! What made you think I had a gf?
>What did you dream of
Sex dream
Kissing and eating and scissoring face to face.
>Someone from here?
Not really, I don't think so.

>>6957476
Awww :/
What are you sad about?

>>6957434
>seem like shit friends desu
Yeah
It's all I got though
That and the mtfg hugboxing

>>6957450
>given my situation
What, you a felon or something?

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>>6957478
relationship things
not even a relationship lol
i dont think they work with me
im just crazy and abusive so it wont work for me

>>6957476
no reason to be upset about it
i was really jealous of her, but now we get on fine
she's better for him anyway

oh well
there is someone out there for me like for everyone

I don't think Sass likes me anymore

Why does nobody want to be my friend..

>>6957488
>i dont think they work with me
Id become a pedophile for you

>>6957476
:)

>>6957477
Did you remember not to run with scissors?

>>6957480
;-;

>>6957477
>What made you think I had a gf?
I dont know
dirty hippy

Ok get this
there is this not so pretty chaser
but he is 6'7... should I ask him out?

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>>6957490
i hope so
i dont think im like smart enoughhhh to handle relationships or anything
>>6957494
then do it anon
im sad and i wanna relationship

>people always joking about killing themselves
>probably too young to have lost anyone in their life
>tfw you think of all the kids you grew up with that killed themselves.

>>6957510

No.

>>6957480
Quite simple, unless you have a high house income and in a long term cis hetro relationships with a kid or a medical condition preventing you having a kid the state won't let you adopt

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>>6957515
>i dont think im like smart enoughhhh to handle relationships or anything
same, pretty sure I fucked my first and only one up

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tfw your roomie makes you brownies

>>6957521
But he is soooo talllllll

>>6957515
i don't know if i'm smart enough to handle relationships either
i think it's best to not worry about it

maybe someone will love me one day and i can love them too
the idea that it may happen one day keeps me going

>>6957515
But there are a few problems.
1. I live too far away
2. I really like dick

I mean you are super cute and Id want to cuddle you every day but in the long run Id need someone dominant whos mentally stronger than me. Id love to be in a poly relationship with you and a nice guy tho :^)

https://my.mixtape.moe/ypylcb.webm
Was it worth getting shot over this epic snapchat?

>>6957515
when you turn 18 you can be my gf
we can cuddle and stuff

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>>6957547
i wanna be
happy with someone
>>6957551
sorry anon poly is not 4 me and im very not dom
>>6957561
sounds good anon

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>>6957464
>Tfw

>>6957450
The only situation where this is true is if you have a functioning vag + uterus.

>>6957491
I like u but friends don't want to kiss friends ;)

>>6957496
Scissors were running scissoring everywhere and I woke up all wet (^:

>>6957506
I swear I want to be the wife of a pastor or some Republican senator. :^)

I'm not dirty though.

>>6957556
wtf? Any context please? If it's real then poor girl.

>>6957488
Oh? Whats happened?
Besides, you're pretty young, you'll figure out relationships soon enough <3

>>6957571
>sounds good anon
okay i'll start getting ready then

do you have any dietary needs that i should cater for when learning to cook?

>>6957573
I believe it's the washington mall shooting or that college shooting but if its the latter im not sure which one, theres so many nowadays im losing track.

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Daily reminder mtfg is:

1. A Christian general
2. A traditionalist general
3. An anti-feminist general
4. A Trump general
5. An alt-right storm trooper sleeper agent collection area

stay woke lads

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>>6957386
i feel asdfadafsfafafdfadsfsfaa

OK back to sleep. My head aches 2 much.

>>6957572
I'm desperate for any romantic attention bc I'm so lonely im sorry. I don't want to drive you away bc I like you being my friend.. :(

>Whatever happened to---?
monster trap

>>6957391
where you goin?

>>6957588
no
i'm 2000s era militant fedora atheist

>>6957496
:<
I need better friends
That's why I want to go to georgia to help a friend plan their move back here once they graduate but NNOOOO it's too expensive

>>6957510
Exactly how "not so pretty" are we talking?

>>6957518
>tfw lost 2 friends to suicide (almost 3), mom died, and dad abandoned me all in the past few years.
Some of us who "joke about it" really do understand the impacts it has

>>6957524
Funny how that works out. Yet any bumfuck couple with a dick and vag that works can have a kid lol

>>6957592
Goodbye Sass

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>>6957578
everyone i get involved with i end up dissapointing them or doing something wrong
i wanna figure them out
>>6957579
uh well i kinda have like an eating disorder
wew just another mental illness to add to the heap
dont get involved with me anon
im bad
>>6957589
is that good or bad

>>6957589
maeve best trip
also apparently gf now

>>6957572
Or start HRT find a girl and then heavy transition

>>6957386
my dad called me again
>visited my landlord without telling anyone to try and convince him I'm a crazy freak who's too unstable to let a room to and I need to come home
>"this you have to remember- I will never, ever, EVER accept you as a transgender"
>"you're destroying yourself and you will never succeed at anything or feel fulfilment ever again, you've fucked it and thrown the great gift we've given to you away"
>"how do we say goodbye to our son? if you're killing him, it's your responsibility to tell us how we're meant to say goodbye"
>called the university the other day and threatened to weld their main gates shut if they don't release CONFIDENTIAL information to them
>"how am I never meant to talk about you to anyone ever again? how am I meant to introduce you to people? I'll have to tell them you died"
>sister won't speak to me because it triggers her anxiety too much and blames me for tearing the family apart even more
>mum wants to be accepting but has been terribly hurt by it and my secrecy especially and is also slowly being coerced by my dad into believing his theory somebody convinced me into this and it's just my aspergers making me gullible
>feeling massively fucking guilty for being a fucked-up tranny freak

what a fucking nightmare
and I don't even have a fucking therapist or a psych or anything or any adults to fall back on
it's all so fucked
I need to get off my goddamn face again...

>>6957604
why would i not get involved with you because eating disorder?

you've been nice to me whenever i've spoken to you
that's good enough for me

>>6957604
Well, yeah but you are young

You just need to learn this stuff slowly, take stuff slowly and find people who are relatively stable people.

tfw no tinkler in ur bucci

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smiles
can you get green facepaint and make a proper smug smiles for me?
i would be supper happy

>>6957604
>im le damaged
Kys my man

>>6957604
VERY BAD
you'll find someone right for you. you're nice and cute, the perfect duo

>>6957364
Post results

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Anyone wanna find some island in the middle of no where, set up a society on said island and create a new life away from everything where there's nothing but cuddles and comfy life on the island?

>>6957599
good luck

>>6957556
>>6957573
>>6957580
That's gotta be the shooting at the Illinois college. Or something else entirely like random gunshots in any major city.
The Washington mall shooting happened indoors (less than an hour from where I live lol a friend was at the mall)

>>6957605
>/////////<
let's do gf stuff in my dreams

>>6957639
* anon and maeve cuddle because scared of the dark watching a scary movie
* anon and maeve lewd because cuddling too much

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>>6957518
I've lost tons of people, but only one to suicide

>>6957608
Fucking hell sounds like you're in a real trainwreck
sadface :<

who /polygamous/ here?

>tfw no bf & gf

>>6957608
>and I don't even have a fucking therapist or a psych or anything or any adults to fall back on

Believe me, that's not really an issue. Therapists and psychs are a waste of time. Might as well cry your heart out on the internet. There is literally no difference.

You father sounds like an idiot. Just give the rest of your family time.

>>6957645
>lewd
stop corrupting my pure & innocent mind >///<