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butt heals

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official boo thread

>>6955902
my arm is so fucking bad.
>>6955906
im sorry....
i want to be good but im trash.

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a-am i kawaii?

>>6955919
what happened to your arm again?

>>6955923
way too manly for my taste but im sure some desperate anons will be over you

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heard this live today
https://youtu.be/K5vTkKDfuE4
it was so good
>>6955917
no
weren't you supposed to drift away in the wind

>>6955919
>i want to be good
why isla why do you keep lying to yourself?
don't you realize that at this point people just tolerate you?

>>6955910
elanna is a bananna

>>6955923
>autism the post

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>>6955930
pls

>>6955924
Arthritis.
>>6955929
I know people just tolerate me.
I know thats all that will ever be

>>6955923
flash butt

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goodnight

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Neltharion wanted to say hi

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>>6955927
ye

>>6955940
goodnight poser

>>6955937
damn that must hurt

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>>6955929
i crave isla like a sweet sugary treat OwO
>>6955940
sleep tight nimmy

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ok, it's true... u have run me down........ i had a gangbang with 20 men. several times. they were all of your boyfriends......... i'm sorry

>>6955942
low energy post

>>6955937
why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you chose to be. Now I know why everybody talks about you behind your back.

>>6955918
I sorry for disappointing you so much, hopefully I can make it up to you on tuesday

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Autism and shitposting edition? I was born for this thread.

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>>6955948
J E B S U R G E
E
B
S
U
R
G
E

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>>6955953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4
>>6955951
hopefully NOT

>>6955945
OMG u slut!! show me butt as reparations!
also
2,21,20,20 =
B,U,T,T

>>6955951
I swear that if you try this suicide shit again you're gonna be eating wallabe for Christmas.

>>6955945
That was hot until it was a joke, why do you have to get my hopes up like that edie?

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>>6955959
why not just let him go?

i dont think he's ever gonna be happy with the direction his life goes

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If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

>>6955944
>i crave isla like a sweet sugary treat OwO
w-woah
maeve .////.
>>6955943
arthritis is p painful
>>6955949
Why wouldn't people talk about me negatively behind my back.
I'm stupid.

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>>6955965
no one needs to tell me
how to g-g-get down
but won't somebody show me
how to get back up
>>6955968
yummy

>>6955968
mommy mommy i wank milky wilkys

>>6955949
you would love to hear all the /animus/ banter we used to have about her

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>>6955958

n-no

>>6955960

loll why are some guys so into this??
i've known this one guy for years that has always wanted to make me his gf and then share me with all of his friends. he gets turned on talking about all of his friends fucking me and i'm like wow ok

Hai girls,

Today I'm not so depressed! What about you?

>>6955968
I treasure the time i don’t spend with you. you will be utterly forgotten.

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>>6955968
so is cfs desu senpai

>>6955978
congrats :3
i'm doing well
or at least distracted enough to forget about my woes

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>tfw not kawaii

:(

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>>6955976

>>6955976
>Dorkface will never bully you into a corner with her butt

>>6955978
ohaiyo

>>6955976
Sluts are hot, a girl who can please not one but a ton of dicks is a beautiful sight. Granted this is something Im into just in porn, Im the kind of guy that if someone were to look at you in a way that they want you I would end up tearing them apart and letting them know you belong to me.

>>6955978
You're gorgeous

>>6955985
you look like my mexican friends uncle with a wig

is the pookster here

>>6955993
i think she's at a festival

>>6955945
I'm not even mad
gj, ex

i wanna be loved and aadopted and taken care of uwu
>>6955980
Idk who you are or what u mean but oh
>>6955974
can't give sorry
>>6955973
y-yummy???
>>6955982
cfs?

>>6955996
is she wearing a diaper

>>6955998
Have you ever considered suing your mother for drinking while she was pregnant with you

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>>6955978

i'm hella happy.

>>6955986

tru

>>6955987

don't let your memes be dreams

>>6955990

ya most guys i date are ridiculously overprotective and would die if i had sex with someone else.
but then they love degrading me in bed and calling me a slut/whore and tying me up and covering my mouth and taking advantage of me.
which i'm into. but i'm surprised that the slut thing translates into sexual fantasies so often. i'm like aren't u supposed to get mad at me cheating on u lol

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did kiwi commit suicide?

>>6955978
hungry

>>6955998
chronic fatigue syndrome

>>6955962
L8 night when u need my love!

You'd call me on the cell phone

>>6955976

There was this guy I was internet dating and finally we were going to get together And he asks me if his midget lover could
watch...and partake in a spit roast

Blocked and deleted

>>6956003
no kiwi is a good girl now

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them for mountains

>>6956002
>don't let your memes be dreams
butt peas and beans

Alright, fellow chaser Anons. Reveal yourselves. How's your day been going? Which of these ladies are you chasing?

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>>6955998
YUMMY ISLA
>>6955999
that is unkown

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>>6956003
live on tinychat mate
you missed it

>>6956008
>sass will never take you seriously

>>6956017
which tinychat is used these days

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>>6956013
I'm chasing everyone

>>6956014
Are roses like a symbol for pussy or asshole? I never can remember

>>6956000
I couldn't hurt her.
She is too nice to me.
>>6956005
ahh..
:(
>>6956014
Yummy Isla???

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>>6956008

l m a o
who doesn't love a midget?

>>6956010

same

>>6956012

wow so tru.....so tru.....

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it's habbening

>>6956013
I wish I could chase this one girl but she is in australia. she is not on hrt yet but I still think her personality is really cute.

>>6955991
Thank you. Still struggling with the way I look.
Yesterday I went public in a dress for the first time. Everyone were looking at me or at least that what I felt.

Like whenever I'm in my hyper butch mode - nobodys care.
I don't want to be butch though but it feel so safe.

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>>6956020
mine desu

>>6956025
have a conversation with me velmachan

>>6955923
>>6955985
Wow you're adorable. Post more please?

>>6956002
Well its not cheating if she tells you and you both agree to it before hand. Personally I'd be down for it if we like actually talked about it and I don't just come home to find you getting fucked by 3 guys. But who knows Im just a weird guy who likes to keep his girl happy.

>>6956030
can i be ur auxiliary chara

>>6956013
chasing currently: Elanna, emma, moap, sophie, ufufu, edie, isla, grace, sonic, anna, valq, muff, raifu, gem, emma, maddie, kusuguri, beepbeep, jormy, faye, rawr, caddy, abby, jocelyn, circe narcissa

>>6956017
I don't even know if you're the rel drakeposter

'cause people trying to take the wave from a nigga
Fuckin' with the kid and pray for your nigga

>>6956030
ayy
how long till she fucks my butt?

>>6956038
hmmm I don't know it's pretty hard to meet the standards........

are you a bloodthirsty hamster?

>>6956039
tfw not being chased

>>6956028
>She is too nice to me.
probably just pity's you, you're not half the man your mother is.

>>6956033
Where did you go? work?

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>>6956030

who r u chasing now

>>6956037

i guess that's tru. idk, i could never cheat on someone i was dating so the idea of getting gangbanged in a relationship feels weird lol
maybe a 3 way could be fine tho. idk. sorry i'm rambling. but you'd hope your girl would be happy with just you.

>>6955941
Hi neltharion!!!

i have nothing im living for

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>>6956028
sorry after hanging out with this boy i want to taste someone's lips
>>6956026
probably asshole. mine is pretty & pink

>>6956034
a conversation about what?

>>6956029
Girl....
No hay enano bueno

That's what grandma used to say.

>>6956039
Anon. We needs to talk about your lack of sass

>>6956029
but is your butt soft?!

>>6956044
no i just really want to cuddle with you and tell you that I love you

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>>6956042
you got me
i am not the real drakeposter

>>6956039
>narcissa

>>6956058
your life
what do you like to do velmasa?

>>6956051
Well its not about being satisfied, its about living out the fantasy more than anything else you know? I mean there are a ton of things I want to try and always will with more than one person purely for the sake of "fantasy" even though I know the one girl is more than enough for me.

>>6956043
when ur 18

>>6956051
I'm not chasing anyone I'm rescuing chara ^^

>>6956057
How is your trip pronounced?

Maybe? Never? Mehv?member?

>>6956050
City by public transport and then to work.

>>6956071
it's like wave but with an M

>>6955985
You've gotten so pretty lately korra. Have you been doing something new?

>>6956061
awww

that's pretty sweet of you

>>6956030
Which trip are you meeting?

>>6956066
Your hair says old david bowie but your face says old robert plant

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>>6956059

this may come as a surprise to u sassy, but i am in fact ur grandmother

>>6956060

it's pretty soft but idk c: i've never asked anyone who has touched it

>>6956069

that makes lots of sense actually. i guess i've just already done everything i've fantasized about lol

>>6956070

don't you live in the U.S. tho while chara lives in like russia or some shit

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>>6956039
but i havent tripped in like 4 months

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>>6956081
no this is aidan gillen
he's much prettier than i am

>>6956032

How odd... I happen to know of a trans girl living in Australia not currently on hrt, who can sometimes have a cute personality. What are her interests?

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>>6956048
im not a man at all.
>>6956057
you can taste mine any time ._.
>>6956070
just turned 18 ;)
>Dont live near quid so I can't buy drugs from her
oopsie whoops
>>6956061
Kinda wanna do this too...
I wish she would take care of me tbhdesu

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There's a shewolf in the closet
Open up and set her free
awooo

HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER
>>6956085
Oh shit it was littlefinger. I should have recognized since he's my favorite character.

>>6956039
lel like 60% transbians

>>6956082
show me your fluffy pillows!

>>6956082
Man you need to give me some stories sometime then edie, you're my kind of guy to talk to, the perfect amount of fun and experiences.

a cis girl likes me and doesn't know about my trannyness and it makes me feel so shit. Yayyyyy to being a fucking boy forever. how do I distance myself from her without being rude?

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>>6956090
im also a baelish fangay

>>6956087
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

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>>6956066
I dunno
I am fairly boring
I'd say I like to practice the piano or read
but if I am honest with myself most of the time I am too lazy or depressed and just mess around on the internet

>>6956096
Be a man.

>>6956096
kill her

>>6956096
You could always tell her that you're a tranny and see if she still likes you

>>6956013
my day's been pretty good

i dont chase because it's unethical

>>6956087
You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

>>6956097
Are you mad at me today?
Are you going to say I am beautiful or look likea cave troll?
>>6956096
come out to her

>>6956089
where did you get this gif of sheen?

>>6956066
Dude, if that's you on the pic with ithe cat
Imma has to take u seriously.

>>6956081
>Not liking this foxy caliber
Well, ur loss.

>>6956082
<3 haceme arroz con leche! I love you even more now :3

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>>6956087
sounds good
>live near quid but don't buy drugs from her
i say NO to drugs!!
wanna try her pizza sometime though

>tfw smelling old pizza boxes
this diet is going to break me

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QUID THIS STILL MAKES ME GIGGLE TY

>>6956105
My parents wanted a child so this is untrue actually, but i might as well be.

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You know what's nice is when you find someone that wants to help you stand on your own instead of enabling your dependency
I'd been looking for someone to take care of me but all along I should have been looking to take care of myself

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>>6956094

my bobs? idk they're pretty small anon

>>6956095

i'm a man's man tbqh. but seriously you should just do whatever you want and get it all out. be a slut, do whatever you want.
now i'm just happy to be with one man i really love cause i've fucked all diff kinds of guys and done all sorts of crazy shit.

>>6956109

oh mija <3

>>6956080
Chara ^^

We're hanging out for a little bit and then she's running away with me

>>6956082
nah she was just born in Russia, she's lived in the us since she was a tween

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>>6956098
well, what do you wanna do with your life?
everyone has a life dream, you know
accomplishing it is how you really beat life (in my opinion)

>>6956106
dont bully me isla tomoe

>>6956109
i look much more twinkish than aidan unfortunately
but im only 18 so

>>6956112
I dont blame you, I blame your father for cumming inside. You're just unlovable. You know this and that's why you're so lonely.

>>6956113
I've seen dozens of people give you this kind of advice several times over the last few months.

>>6956087
sucks

>>6956112
lool you're welcome

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>>6956116
>i look much more twinkish than aidan
become a girl and suck his dick

>>6956086
she likes stuff like older technology and open source/free software stuff. she was working on setting up a radio transmission or something like that a while back. she's also a socialist and can speak a bit of german.

>>6956114
>no butt
>no sing
hmmmmm HMMMM hmmm hm hmhm hmmmm
how about a dance?

>>6956110
and by that i mean
any time
also
drugs are really nice.
>>6956116
I'm not aiming to bully you, i'm wondering what your reactions or feelings are gonna be towards me today.
>>6956118
Normally I'm okay with bullying anon... but can you please stop right now? Please Sarah?
>>6956121
>Sucks
?
also
yeah
would be a nicer reality than the one im currently living

>>6956087
Isla I think I know what your problem is. You're always laying down. Stand up for once.

>>6956114
>Mija
:D
Goddamnit u kick ass Edie. LMAO

>>6956116
Oh why so young? I could like be your aunt

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>>6956115
>and then she's running away with me
Will the police come after you?
>>6956119
I'd gotten so used to relying on people that I didn't really understand I could even do it in the first place.

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>>6956113

lmao @ >>6956119
I'M GLAD U R REALIZING THIS ON YOUR OWN, you've been saying this yourself for awhile so i'm surprised you'd make this statement now

>>6956115

oooooooooooooooooh okie. well that's nice. i hope things work out for yall!

>>6956124

b-but i dance badly

>>6956128

LMAO MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER CALLED ME MIJA MY WHOLE LIFE INSTEAD OF MIJO SO I'M USED TO IT

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>>6956126
You know that fear that you have deep down in the back of your mind, wondering if everybody hates you, if they are all putting on a facade just to deal with you until you leave, if they hate being around you, and talk about you behind your back, well they do and its entirely because of the person you are.

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>>6956122
i dont know if the nose is shopped in that one
seems about normal

>>6956126
im not really looking to talk to you at all actually

>>6956128
i just got on the internet early i guess
blame my folks
i think im pretty mature for my age :')

>>6956127
I do stand up, but ithurts a lot ;w;

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>>6956131
>U R REALIZING THIS ON YOUR OWN
Not entirely on my own, just took a lot of things coming together to get me to really start to understand this and stop idealizing being a helpless anime girl

>>6956131
>b-but i dance badly
Ah, now I have to see you dance kek

>>6956115
Chara is the sociopath one right?

>>6956136
Please stop right now Sarah.
>>6956137
Alright then, we can stop.

>>6956087
Gonna be honest, you look like a 14 year old girl.

>>6956123
Yeah, she ain't the friend I know.

>>6956126
yeah i bet.
i used to walk home with this qt boy everyday, and he would often invite me to smoke weed with him. he said i look like i'd enjoy drugs lmao. probably shoulda taken him up on the offer but whatever. i could probably contact him on steam if i wanted any, but we haven't talked in a looong time.

also he only ever asked me in front of my brother and he's a bitch ass snitch
he also asked me how much gay porn i had in front of my brother
it was just rude ;_;

>>6956114
Well thats good, plus you'll always have the memories. But still, write a book one day, sell it to people like me, make a ton of money.

>>6956126
Sucks to suck c:

Seriously though wtf move over here and buy my drugs

>>6956130
I wish they would come after him, but that would be tricky to set up and be sure he'd get in trouble, especially with her diagnosis

>>6956131
lmao I do too considering were moving in together after like a month and a half or whatever it is, but she just can't be there anymore

>>6956139
Time will tell but I'll believe it when I see it.

>>6956141
Chara is the going to fuck Isla in the butt one.

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>>6956116
I guess I'm not really sure
atleast career wise. I'll have an idea, but it usually changes in a couple months to a year, so I dunno.
besides that I just want to live a good life.
enjoy good food, see beautiful sights, listen to wonderful music, feel pleasant touches
have people I care about and enjoy being around
simple things really I suppose

>>6956143
I'd call you a tool, but you're of no use to anyone.

>>6956072
But no one knows you're trans at work right?

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>>6956139

ya, 4chan really pushes that idealization as well. it's fucking stupid. i'm glad ur becoming a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

>>6956140

;__; you do not!! i always just dance with my bfs who are equally bad and we get high/drunk and that makes it ok

>>6956147

it'd just be a porno tbqh

>>6956148

o
uhaul lesbians huh

>>6956141
Yes

I always kind of figured I would be most compatible with a sociopath but I never thought I'd find one I'd actually like

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>>6956143
up to you as usual

>>6956151
that really sucks actually ;_;
ive never had my life dream change on me since i was 4 so it made me pretty stable

but it seems like you just want what everyone else wants like a highpaying job that lets you travel

what are you majoring in?

>>6956154
I mean so long as you're willing to star in it at some time for me I'll start a production company hire some good looking actors and we'll be rich in no time.

>>6956154
>who don't need no man.
I think its a man making her realize these things.

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>>6956148
But is she old enough that this isn't kidnapping?
>>6956149
It'll take time but right now I'm going through yet another evolution of myself and I'm starting to be really happy and confident with the direction I'm going.
>>6956154
ty edie
I still need a man
One in particular
But yeah idk it's like really valued here to be helpless and depressed and shit
I've gotten much less attention and (You)s since I started posting more about success and happiness and actually transitioning.

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>>6956144
huggu boxxu
but here lemme change ur mind
>>6956148
I wouldn't have anywhere to live tho Quid :c
it sounds nice but i just can't without having somewhere to live and im also arthritis so v.v
>>6956146
Wanna watch gay porn specifically yaoi together?
we can pretend to be shotas 2gether >///<
>>6956152
Sarah, stop.
>>6956157
Alright senpai.

>>6956154
ha what a dork I bet you also snort laugh right?
(dance)

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>>6956148
quid i'll buy your drugs if you give me the money to buy them :D
>>6956163
sorry
i've prayed all the gay away senpai!!

>>6956131
Mija! Buenas noches!

I'm like too drunk to go on.

>>6956137
:^) I'd like make out with u but no sex.

Remember to switch hands when masterbaiting so that u don't get twisted peen!

Should I use buckshot or 5.56 tonight, mtfg?

>>6956163
You don't deserve love, happiness and joy. Most of all, you don't deserve LIFE.

>>6956162
>I've gotten much less attention and (You)s since I started posting more about success and happiness and actually transitioning.
Its like a rapper who says they wont forget where they came from and who helped them and then does exactly that.

>>6956134
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEME?

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>>6956152
shit thats a really nice one
im gonna use it

>>6956166
>make out but no sex
yeah on the first date maybe
but after that it's just rude

>>6956156
Are you not scared she could be lying about the whole thing and not meet with you?

>>6956167
buck
make sure its aimed at your brain

> be 25 next week
> have a good job, totally stealth, very pretty even
> no family, no friends except my coworkers, no bf ever
I really shouldn't complain, my life is great, but out would be nice to have someone to share it with. Am I destined to be alone mtfg?

>>6956165
Then I could be the boy and you be the girl uuuu
>>6956170
Alright Sarah.

>>6956167
7.62

>>6956176
Nah, brainstem. I know what I'm doing.
Okay, 1 for buckshot.

>>6956167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kSncpUnUo
Call and find out

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>>6956159

ok deal sounds good. maybe the boy i'm all about rn will wanna do shows wit me and then i can be lewd for erryone to see.

>>6956160

oh. w-well....SHE DOESN'T NEED HIM

>>6956162

ooooooooooooooooooh? WHAT MAN? spill the deets bb, tell ur auntie edie
and ya i mean mtfg has been like that the past 2 years especially lol. i get the opposite effect. whenever i post genuine sad feels everyone ignores me. rip

>>6956164

n-no, i laugh nonstop at everything tho like an idiot. like a nervous tick or something idk. and i rub my head into guys armpits like a cat cause it feels good.

>>6956166

lmao go to bed!!

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>>6956157
maybe I am just indecisive or maybe I doubt my own ability to do it
I would like to help people in some capacity tho

I dunno if I care about having a high paying job, traveling would be nice though

uh...I am getting an associates degree in liberal arts, if I don't fail granted.
then I guess I would see about going to another school for an actual bachelors

>>6956179
I... actually might have some left over 7.62x54r somewhere.
1 for buck
1 for russian shit

>>6956163

Okay, now you look like a 15 year old girl. Not saying that's a bad thing, just that I'd feel a little like a pedophile if I ever fucked you. You're still cute though.

>>6956188
I just turned 18 though ._.
I wanna be a beautiful pretty girl
do u think i would still look like a girl without hrt??

>>6956178
You're a miserable failure. A waste of human flesh. Why don't you do the world a favor and blow your brains out. You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your "friends", they might tell you since they always talk about what a dipshit you are

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*whiteknights*
stop bullying, no bullying past this point itt got it???

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>tfw will never be a cute girl

>>6956162
Not to rain on your parade but when this guy you just met turns out not to be all you thought he was I'm going to be a little smug.
Its not just you I feel this way about all the girls who ever post here about "this great new guy I'm seeing" just for it to end up how it always ends up with transgirls.

>>6956184
I need to catch one of your shows one day, sounds like a good way to unload some money for a cute girl.

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>>6956185
>liberal arts
jesus velma

you realize you will never get a job with that trashcan degree, right? its made to bait retarded leftists into siphoning their parent's money

there's no actual jobs that have real life applications from one of those degrees :/

it is very important to travel though

humans arent made to stay in one place, especially when theres a world with 6 billion people in it that oyu havent met

>>6956199
Post more of this man

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>>6956194

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>>6956193
you're trying too hard baka
>>6956178
>///<
>>6956196
in my imagination i can be anything
even a spaceship

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>>6956171
I havent forgotten this place tho? I still talk to the people who have helped me? I still try to help and provide an example of someone actually kind of making it instead of being doom and gloom?
>>6956184
>ooooooooooooooooooh? WHAT MAN? spill the deets bb, tell ur auntie edie
Met a guy online recently, been talking to him and playing games with him a bunch
Lives like 20 minutes away so we're gonna get coffee tomorrow
>and ya i mean mtfg has been like that the past 2 years especially lol. i get the opposite effect. whenever i post genuine sad feels everyone ignores me. rip
I guess, you get your fame for a certain thing and when you stop providing it people move on
>>6956197
I mean worst case scenario him and I are just friends which is still good BECAUSE I NEED FRIENDS I HAVE NONE HELP

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>>6956174
>Tfw fucking your younger aunt
U gonna date Sass, you need class and cash.

>>6956184
I'm sorry did I say Dorkface?
I meant Geekface! lol
dance!

>>6956202
spaceships don't understand

kinda want quidto cuddle me
>>6956193
Tell me which friends talk about me like that...
i wanna see the logs of this v.v
>>6956202
is that a yes or no uwuaa

>>6956162
12 is legal, right? Right?

>>6956163
aww it's ok

>>6956165
:O omg sounds flawless

>>6956175
Some, yes, but I doubt it. It was hard to convince her to let me visit after her boyfriend scared her, but she's excited now and wants to leave asap

>>6956209
Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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>>6956193
are you actually sarah?
or is it one of those 'only one person dislikes me' plays

>>6956200
only for you
dont tell anyone though, okay?

>>6956205
i dont have much of either of those honestly

Turns out I don't have any 7.62 left. So I guess it's buck.
See yall in hell.

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>>6956194

w-wow, o-ok. p-pls, put the sword down

>>6956196

there's more to life than being a qt. like dating a qt.

>>6956198

you prob wouldn't like my shows tbqh. it's like 70% me talking about random shit, and 30% me moaning like a teenage japanese prostitute

>>6956204

!!!!!!!!!! AW that's really niceeeeeeeeeee. i hope it goes well grace, you deserve a nice qt boy.
and yes, basically. but mtfg doesn't mean anything really so it doesn't matter much. as long as ur happy.

>>6956206

i-i'm ok with being a geek and a dork. i have accepted that i am kinda one and i refuse to dance for u!!!

>>6956192

>I just turned 18 though ._.
And I'll believe this. Just saying, you look.... really, REALLY youthful.

>I wanna be a beautiful pretty girl
And you are.

>do u think i would still look like a girl without hrt??
Dunno. I don't have any before pics to go by.

>>6956194

Dude looks like a laaaaddyyyyyy.....

>>6956196

Many non-trans women won't either. Plenty of people are born ugly.

>>6956210
>aww it's ok
hat do you mean by that?
>>6956211
Aware.
>>6956213
It is most likely sarah.
Thats how sarah talks.

>>6956214
funny how some people look for courage from others to get through something like suicide

>>6956214
jesus loves me
i'll be chillin in heaven with all the mormons
will put in a good word for you tho
>>6956209
>/////////////<

>>6956215
UGH!
u Nerd!
sing!

>>6956214
goodnight anon

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>>6956199
I dunno
everything else seems too specialized
liberal arts is well rounded. plus an employer isn't gonna care they just want to see a degree.

I want to go to different places eventually
I considered joining the peace corps at one point because I would get to travel and help people

also why are you posting, littlefinger
are we suppose to be posting old guys we find attractive

>>6956209
people say i'm good at cuddling

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>>6956139

I bet you kiss girls faggot.

>>6956217
no like
i just started hrt
i was on hrt
but im no longer on hrt
i know i look young though
>>6956220
what could maeve possibly mean

>>6956218
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.

>>6956215
Yeah, but you're a cool girl to talk to, and besides if I really wanna see you do something I'll just pay a bunch, considering thats how it works isn't it?

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>>6956215
>there's more to life than being a qt. like dating a qt.
>implying a qt would ever date a horribly mannish hon
>implying anyone would ever date a horribly mannish hon

>>6956204
You seem to treat your friends the same way you treat whatever you call these other brief things you have with people. You also seem to be getting this holier that thou kind of personality just by judging these last few post of yours. Which is a shame.
But what do I know I just come here to enjoy others downfalls.

>>6956225
That sounds nice since I am lonely and cold yayayaya

>>6956227
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.

>>6956218
it's ok you can't come and give me shekels for pills

>>6956228
That is how I feel about myself anon.
It really is.
>>6956233
Because that isn't my iq?

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should i stop doing planks if they hurt my back
back problems kinda run in my family

>>6956218
i was asking the anon not you
you dont know how to recognize dialects

>>6956223
aidan's an irish stud but i dont find him attractive
he's just my favorite actor and has great memes

well i really hope the degree works out velma :/
as far as i can tell youre one of the few people who deserve a happy life

didees arrive tomorrow ^_^

>>6956235
what i can't
aww
i mean i would but i have nowhere to go y'know

>>6956237
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

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>>6956221

i'm not a singing nerd!!!!!! just a nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6956229

that is how it works, yes. well, if you run into me sometime, tell me it's u! we can talk about kinky sex.

>>6956230

i'm dating a qt and i'm not a supermodel or anything. you're prob not as bad off as you think.

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>>6956231
if you come here to enjoy others downfalls
perhaps it isn't just an attitude and she really is just holier than thou
food for thought, friend

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>managed to wear mascara all day without smudging it by touching my eyes

I'm such a fuckin' pro. What's up y'all?

>>6956246
Thats just creepy.

>>6956242
that actually means alot thanks
but everyone deserves a happy life

hot damn Amtrak's outlets actually work

this is absolutely groundbreaking

now I can charge my phone and not have to worry about draining by posting on mtfg until Megabus. Megabus' outlets are shit

>>6956232
cuddles for pills

>>6956248
If you read her recent posts and dont get that vibe then you're just turning a blind eye. That or hugboxxing. Pretty much the same thing here.

>>6956247
butt!!!!!!!!!now!!!!!!!then!!!!!!!ugg!!!!!!!

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>tfw not a mom
Wow these feels are getting out of control.

>>6956247
I dont even know where you do it, or what times, you'd have to be my friend on something and you'd have to tell me before you go live lol. But I don't know if you want me to be your friend, we have before and it was years ago when I was a super awkward dork and dropped my spaghetti all over you.

>>6956252
You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

>>6956254
i would gladly do it
but then where would i go after that??
u give me pills then i go to streets uwu
>>6956260
Actually thats quite the opposite.
They like me when they first meet me, but when they get to know me a lot of the time they hate me.
Yer dumb.

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>>6956215
Ty edie!!
and yeah im probably gonna be posting less and less like
i dunno what im doing here anymore
i have a job, moving on with my life, even a guy to hang out with irl
i guess like, im not completely there yet and i still need help on stuff but mtfg isnt much of a help
just a shitposting ground for diapers and drugs and suicide and woe is me
>>6956226
I'll kiss you faggot.
>>6956231
>>6956248
Oh shnap.
>>6956255
I mean I kind of am, I'm just kinda shaking my head at a lot of the stuff that goes on here these days
Likeeeeee I've done some great shit with my life lately and a lot people here are still in the same ol same ol

>>6956253
i wasnt trying to make it mean something!
i was just trying to clarify my opinion ;_;

a lot of people will pretend to be nice behind alterior, passive aggressive motives to hurt other people

but you seem like you just genuinely care about people being happy without holding grudges
i cant even do that

its a super rare trait to have i think

To quote the only worthy thing Drakeposter ever said

"Why is it always the ugly ones who think they pass?"

Or something like that.

how do you keep your asshole hair free?
I'm using nair but it's starting to irritate the skin

>>6956258
Is Steins;Gate any good?

>>6956264
you can live in my backyard
there is a trampoline and i somtimes sleep on it
other than that it's shit tho
>>6956267
that must mean i'm beautiful right??

Did you know that arabs mouth breathe on each other?

>>6956269
Idk I don't rly watch anime

>>6956267
wow SARAH quit bullying me
youre the ONLY ANON who'd EVER be mean to me

>>6956271
youre pretty average

>>6956265
You got a job at a fast food place and started talking to guys online all while starting to present as a girl?
I mean if thats enough for you to start looking down on others then more power to you I guess.

>>6956264
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent

>>6956271
b-but
how am i supposed to live there
it would be cold
:(
how would i preserve body heat
>>6956276
Nah Sarah was literally the person anon bullying me 3 times so its a meme now.

>>6956266
just nice to hear I guess, sorry.

well...I try to be, you'know?
and I fail more then I would like to

>>6956258
Soon

>>6956268
i use a nifty disposable razor
what problems do you run into with just shaving with a razor?
>>6956280
sleeping bags
or cuddles from yours truly

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>>6956283
sgdq was wonderful

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>>6956257

N O B U T T !!!!!!!!!!!

>>6956259

you did? lol wait who are you??

>>6956265

ya i mean if it's not giving you something to do, like at least entertaining you, then it's time to leave. but you should tell us how it goes with the boyyyy.

>>6956283

ew lol

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>>6956287
There were some good runs. But they all got banned for it.

>>6956279
There are many things I have said that are intelligent.
You just haven't witnessed it, no?
>>6956283
hi juniper
>>6956286
but how would i eat where would i go D:
just that ;w;
cuddles are very nice though...

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>>6956278
I guess I shouldn't judge as much as I have been, even if I am proud of myself.

Stayed up two nights in a row, with lots of coffee. Literally shaking rn

>>6956292
Well duh, you need sleep.

>>6956289
woooooow i saved the exact same image
shit what happened to my nose?

>>6956292
Go to sleep anon

>>6956227

Well, for someone who just started HRT, I really want to put my dick in you.

>>6956291
There are better ways to be proud of oneself besides basically shitting on others. I mean come on Grace. Look at what you just typed to Edie >>6956265 and tell me thats the kind of person you want to be. If so then fuck that just makes you so ugly on the inside.

>>6956290
You appear to be the culmination of years of major genetic mishaps.

>>6956282
>tfw can't get pregnant
I'm sure I'd be a terrible mom anyway.

>>6956293
>>6956295
I can't. I have to do stuff today and then go driving later

>>6956288
Not naming my name or you'll be like "Oh yeah that guy was a weirdo we said a few hellos and never talked", but I was shit then, I think its just better to move on and not worry about it.

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>>6956281
I dont think you fail at all velma
i literally havent seen you be mean to anyone

but i think whats more important is that you stop worrying about these things
if you were more carefree i think youd be a lot happier

>>6956280
uhhhh
okey dokey
thought we werent talking

Most trannies sound like keldeo

>>6956292
if you stay up one more night you will start feeling a high similar to that of marijuana

>>6956300
Don't go driving until you get some sleep, please anon.

>>6956301

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can't just say that and then not tell me. wtf!

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>>6956290
there are many shops up the street
there's a park we could go to if we follow the railway by my house
we could hide under the bleachers and do scandalous things

if this plan isn't foolproof then i don't know what is

>>6956301
>>6956306
I feel like I've read this exact same conversation before.

>>6956288
singing dancing butt plox

>>6956296
thats super lewd anon eep
i was on hrt for 10 months
but im not on it for like 2 weeks now gonna be another
month or two months before i can start again
if i ever want to start hrt again that is
>>6956298
Dank opinion.

>>6956302
was referring more to outside of the internet
but I haven't always been great on here either
I suppose it is refreshing to see how others view me though as opposed to just how I view myself

>>6956308

it's possible. i've talked to a lot of men in my day lol

>>6956309

no dancing butt!!

>>6956304
Sounds fun. What happens on night 4?
>>6956305
>implying I don't want to die in a fiery car crash

>>6956308
edie's pretty but not very good at talking about anything besides sex

>>6956307
Scandalous?
Like print counterfeit money???
Honestly I would rather have a roof over my head and someone to support me in reality ;_;
Sorry but that sounds really kind and nice and fun but
im a mess desu

>>6956306
Its a secret to everyone~ <3
>>6956308
Probably edie is a superqt people probably just more spaghetti than a super busy Italian restaurant around her.

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>>6956297
Eh, I have let myself get out of hand recently. Ego inflation combined with work and stuff has been making me act differently for sure.
I guess I should take a leave for a while and get myself back to being nice.

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>>6956315
fiery car crash explosions are scary for the people who see it happen.
Its traumatizing please do not do this.

>>6956310
You are a worthless dog, go lay by your dish....

>>6956315
I'd really prefer you didn't

>>6956318

t e l l m e

i do this thing all the time where i take my hrt and then like 30 seconds later i'm like..did i really take it? did i just imagine i did? i think i really need an organizer

>>6956299
I disagree entirely

And even though it's a long shot, I'm still holding out hope for womb transplants

>>6956322
I am literally a human.
I don't have a dish, I have a bed.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11297990

>>6956321
>implying I haven't seen this happen before
>>6956323
That's commendable

>>6956314
bouncing butte?

>>6956326
get a calendar and mark off the day once you've taken the pills ^^
>>6956330
fairy tale ending where they get married and have a bunch of babies
>>6956317
it does sound fun
guess this is something i'll need to contruct in a lucid dream
see you there

>>6956331
It is horribly fucking traumatizing and weeks later im still freaked out about it.

>>6956324
Nooooooo, I was really fucking shit the last time we talked, you'll just associate me with that, I'd rather just stay an anon and enjoy this conversation we had as the top and only~

>>6956335
see ya there.
that would be so wonderful to have a friend
;-;

>>6956335
is it romantic to die from overdosing on pretty pills

>>6956310

>thats super lewd anon eep
That's just how I am, although to be fair, you've been lewd towards Chara quite a bit.

Anyways, sucks you can't be on HRT for a while. You should definitely get back on it when you can. You are... definitely pretty.

>>6956336
Yes, like I was alluding to, I have seen it before. Death is a natural part of life and honestly it doesn't freak me out as much. I wouldn't mind dying in a car crash as long as I die quick, on impact to be precise

>>6956332

n-no!! nonono!!!!!

>>6956337

oh cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
you can tell meeeeeeeeee. i won't associate you with thaaaaaaaaat. how do you know that i'll even remember you with just a name?