Gay General: Tentacles Edition

Where do I find an introverted bf?

I'm pretty sure I'm the only actual introvert on those dating sites despite everyone claiming to be one.

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>>6952193
Heheh, I love these Skyrim spoofy pics.

>>6952205
What do you consider an introvert?

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>Tfw I long for every time I see him again
>Tfw I don't wanna text him for fear of coming off as clingy
>Tfw I don't see him again until next Monday
How do I get my mind off of him for a single weekend?

>>6952213
Someone that has little to no friends and never goes out and will be find with me being a loser.

That's probably not the right definition...

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>>6952193
>mfw I found out the guy who talks for Paarthurnax also is the voice actor for Mario

>>6952205
You literally just find one.
That being said good luck with that if you yourself are one.

>>6952216
I fit that description anon, are you big and cuddly?

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>>6952186
Why are you always so defensive? Even when I'm kind to you.

>>6952223
I'm fat, but not really big.

I'll start working out if you'll love me ;_;

>>6952227
First cute pic of him you've posted :3

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>>6952208
I still have a lot of them saved from my time a couple of years ago on a certain cancerous /vg/ general.

>>6952228
Okay, got a kik?

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>>6952227
Because you're ugly and so is Kleppe

>>6952241
Texas?:

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>>6952235
Hay bb.
How you doing?

>>6952235
Rugby post gains

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>>6952242
This is unsettling news.

>>6952245
No, Canada unfortunately. So many cuties from Texas, it's always texas.

Can we ban kleppe poster?

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>>6952295
He's virtually harmless. He's like a gnat that you try to swat multiple times, but somehow escapes your grasp.

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>>6952264
It's never Texas for me.

Made myself a home made dick hanger to elongate my dick lmao

>>6952343
Good luck with that.

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>>6952343

>tfw you have completely fallen in love with a guy who goes to the same dog park you do

I didn't ask for this

>>6952422
>tfw cutest guy you've ever met loved you at a time when you still didn't realise you where gay

>tfw caught me by surprise and now tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YWEl2ZZVyY

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How do you feel about this?

>>6952476
I feel as if you need to get a job or something.

>>6952484

>tfw make $25/hr
>tfw make more money than sp/jupp combined

>>6952429
So go track him down.

>>6952494
you see how much we care? we don't

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>>6952494
You gave me a you.

You care fuccboi

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>>6950717
Well I'm not a good buttpic photographer.
Test tren mast, but quit a few months later as I realised it fucked up my hairline something bad :O
>anyone could get that natty
I know whatever

>>6952594
daddy

>>6952603
I-I'm only 21

>>6952594

Damn gurl you got some nice birthin' hips

show glute gains

>>6952594
are you short? What's your routine?

>>6952614
delet this now
>>6952622
yes. I make my own routine

>>6952630
>yes.
Though so, short guy gains always look too good in pictures
>I make my own routine
I assume you're building off of SL or something?

>>6952631
yes, it's kind of similar to SL but not as strict :v)

>>6952494
Actually combined they would make more than you, so ha!

>>6952609
your point daddy, lets see that beard of yours

>>6952668
It's only scruff, and it's on my face so "no"

>this thread
>>>/fit/38822429

>>6952693
>"no homo but alot of these guys have way better asses then the women do, still no homo though"
Glad to see /fit/ is the same as always.

>>6952693
>its a feel good makes a fit thread to camwhore in episode

>>6952699
Thats because women are entitled fat and stupid. They get everything handed to them on a silver platter and never had to work for anything in their lives.

>>6952594
Yeah tren and mast woulds be rough on the hair.

Still looks pretty good. How long have you been liftan?

>>6952630
>yes
How short?
I need to know. For reasons.

>>6952742
thanks, for longer than it appears unfortunately
>>6952750
5'6, what reasons?

>>6952693

>that misplaced grinch post

lmao

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>>6952758
>5'6

>>6952758
>for longer than it appears unfortunately
Iktf. I can at least blame it on being a lanklet.
>what reasons?
I've got a thing for short guys.

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>>6952774
I already said I'm short
>>6952785
nice

>>6952758

>5'6"
>beefy
>birthing hips

literally made to get boipregnated

Can you gays have sex whenever you want, or do you need time to prepare yourself down there?

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>>6952693
This is all the inspiration I need to do more squats today.

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>>6952758
>5'6
That's kawaii as fuck.

>>6952839
We can if you haven't eaten anything nasty during the day and if you're not terrified of some shit on your pee pee or condom.

cleaning with enemas isn't exactly pleasurable, shitting the water out feels like having diarrea and shitting your rectum out for half an hour

Why straight man poo? Explain the meme

>>6952960
It just smells... better.

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Post what you a currently listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnnIrTLlLyA

>tfw waiting for a guy to arrive and super nervous

>>6952877
We know you would date and marry a 5'8 but would you a 5'6

>>6952981

For sex or for a date?

>>6952981
Just imagine him naked, that's usually a solution to nervousness

>>6952987

Date

>>6953002

What're you guys gonna get up to?

>>6953011
>What're you guys gonna get up to?
probably each other

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>>6952971
>actually entertaining music zombii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRbWwJ5qEc

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>>6952985
Course I would have. The size difference is pretty hot imo.

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You are all going to have a positive beautiful day.

Go outside call someone.

Dont be afraid to take risks. We are all going to make it.

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>>6953120
Fuck off, hippy.

>>6953120
It's night time and I lost all of my friends...
... so no...

>>6953049
i hate guys like steve raider who seem all masc but are actually fem as hell

dom here
I got the looks and the personality and the dick size but i'm only 5'10"
what do I do

>>6953197
it's simple
you be my bf

>unironically debating on giving a blowjob for a yugioh card

Not sure what's worse, a children's piece of cardboard being worth 40 dollars or my thinking my dignity is in the gutter

>>6953197
I will forever hate /fit/ for creating this manlet meme.

>>6953197
I don't see the problem? If you're really dominant, why does height matter so much? And you're not even short, you'll find tons of guys shorter than you if size difference is your thing, and tons of guys taller who won't give a shit.

>>6953197
How big is your dick?

>>6953209
Manlet detected

>>6953207
That's a cool story.

>>6953242
I'm gonna go through with it

>>6953197
Platform shoes.

>>6953277
I'm sure.

A lot of qts at this fest. I wish I had functional gaydar.

>>>/fit/38835449

What happened to his ass? Did SP fuck it flat?

>>6953093
Is the size diff with you and jupp hot ;)?
When are you going to let jupp bang you in the gym sauna? ;)c

last night's enema survivor here
I live, that's about it

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>>6952971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL99LXUewpU

>>6953338
Story time?

>>6953357
Can we have a different story? Maybe one about, like, elves and wizards and everyone lives happily ever after at the end.

>>6953193
I find that cute as hell desu. If you got a beefy body I don't really care what you act like. I just don't care for twinks.

Anyone got that pic where a gay guy is angrily reacting to various other LGBT personas?

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>>6953379

bitch pls
bow down to the twink or die

>>6953451
I'm going to need the sauce senpai

Have you ever fantasized about squeezing some nice titties while sucking on a dick?

http://browniemuffs.tumblr.com/post/150677591517/ardientes69-ricooo

>>6953322
It's not like I don't want to. It's that there's never time where we're alone to do lewd. Kissing and quick dick licks is best we can do.

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>>6953428
this one?

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>>6953458

http://eternltwink.tumblr.com/tagged/me

He's so flexible and limber, as all twinks should be.

>>6952702

i didnt post that. look at the filename, its someone else pretending to be me. Kind of flattering desu.

>>6953477

>there's never time we're alone to do lewd

Welcome to the beginning of the divorce process.

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>>6953488

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>>6953451
Yeah no thanks. But +A for effort, twinkfag.

>>6953467
Definitely not the picture I was expecting.

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>>6953507
Getting a divorce because we can't fug in the gym? Anon pls.

Think I'll get more messages on gay apps if I change my username to buttsniffer?

>>6953488
>hoarder
Absolutely Disgusting

>>6953451
disgusting
>skinny bitch
>probably underage
>hair looks like it smells of nothing but chemicals
>weak posing skills
>stares at the screen of his phone instead of the mirror, thus not showing his eyes at all
How anyone finds this hot is beyond me

>>6953575
He's got a nice ass and is feminine, there's not much to get

>>6953560

I doubt you guys have sex often at home.

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>>6953579
>he looks like a girl, therefore gay people should want him

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>>6953580
Okie dokie there, anon.

>>6953597
I'm bi top so no bully, but are twinks really not desired by most gay people?

Venser why did you post your butt on mascgen and not mascgen >>6953367

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>>6953572
>>6953575

You sound bitter. I wish you clear skin and happiness.

>>6953560
hey spup, pupp has a nice bussy ;)

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>>6953602

Do you wish Jupp had a bigger butt?
Are you disappointed with parts of his body?

>>6953451
Nice stuff. You should be proud of yourself.

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>it's a salty mathcgenfags sperg out about twinks episode again
wew lad

inb4 any salty reply :^)

>>6953641
His butt is bigger though. That pic he posted was 3-4 years old.
>>6953635
eh now.

>no bf with a snake body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTI6KHI51Y

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>>6953619
>bi top


FAILED STRAIGHT MALE

>>6953660
Juppbussy

>>6953685
I've gotten more female pussy than you've ever gotten boipussy
I'm not even bringing in my boipussy count into equation
Nothing personel kid

Hetero men go to dance classes to meet women.

Where do gay men go to meet other gay men?

>>6953619
Twinks are trash.

Only closet homos like twinks after turning 20, they rationalise it by telling themselves "but he looks like a girl! I'm not gay" which is obviously bullshit
>>6953685
He said no bully, that's just asinine

>>6953721
what did he mean by this?

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>>6953619
I'll admit to liking twinks on occasion when they're not annoying and faggy - by which I mean, I don't mind the body type. I honestly wouldn't be so against them if twinkfags didn't try to force their taste on anyone else. That Twink in particular is disgusting. Way too feminine for me.

Bi guys sure like twinks it seems.

>>6953727
That can't be of legal age

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>>6953727
I'll believe you if you can solve this puzzle

>>6953710
You negotiate it over grindr.

>>6953737
That's the appeal. Bi pedo kryptonite.

>>6953727
MODS

>>6953695
>I've gotten more female pussy than you've ever gotten boipussy
I'm sorry to hear that I guess?

>>6953737
>>6953761
>>6953764

It's on tumblr so it must be legal.

http://vanilla3195.tumblr.com/post/148705816158/14yearoldkid-thecraftyturtle-chafe567-hey

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>>6953776
It's ok senpai

>>6953737
Probably isn't. Bisexuals/gay twinkfags are the 90% of the time pedophiles and make up the entirety of pedophile statistics within the gay community.

I actually feel sorry for people like this. The only way they can get off is by deluding themselves into thinking a young looking legal guy is a child (until he inevitably gets too old and they move onto their next victim) or by raping an actual child. Imagine how hard life would be if all your sexual desires were illegal and shameful.

>>6952193
had my first gay experience today. will greentext if anybody wants to hear.

>>6953810
do it faggot

>>6953743
Q

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>>6953800

>they can only get off by deluding themselves into thinking a young looking legal guy is a child

This isn't the case at all. I'm not sexuall attracted to children (to me a child is under the age of 13). I would never hook up with someone who wasn't of legal age. 16 is the legal age in the UK which is considered "underage" by many but not where I live. Do you have a problem with a 20yo guy having a 16yo legal boyfriend? If so perhaps the problem is really you and your own misconceptions.

My mom was 14 when she met my dad who was 19. My grandma was 15 when she met my grandad who was 22.

You seem to want to take away history and paint everyone out to be a pedophile. Teenagers aren't children. That's why 13-18yos are the legal age of consent in various countries around the world. Someone who is into teenagers isn't a pedophile. Pedophiles like children exclusively, they aren't into teenage boys/girls. Please stop harping on about this issue that you clearly do not understand.

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>>6953800
I hope for a world where all pedos have the good sense to get chemically castrated instead of diddling kids
>>6953826
Correct! Now try this one

>>6952193
You faggots fuck off. We at /femgen/ have no intention of ever merging with you fucks. Call off that grinch-poster.

>>6953848

yas come thru muhamed

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>>6953876
13

>>6953876
13?

>>6953817
>look on criagslist
>cant have somebody to my house, since i live with my parents
>find one that I really like
>some else already responded
>for reference, i'm 19, /fit/, pretty good looking i think
>back to the story
>search for about an hour before i settle on one
>his pic is of his dick, older looking, with a ring going through it
>thatsmyfetish.jpg
>says he will give a younger guy a massage with a "happy ending"
>respond with a pic and stats hoping that he isnt one of you sick freaks
>hes really chill
>i tell him its my first time and he just tells me to relax
> go to his house, which was about 30 mins away
>dont go up to the door for another 5 minutes cause i'm so nervous
>finally grow balls and go knock
>he's a really normal seeming dude
>we sit and talk for about 30 minutes while i have a minor panic attack
>he's a really nice guy
>finally strip down, and he starts massaging me
>it was great
>he got to my asshole, and asked if i was comfortable
>i told him to go further
>he fingered me for a bit, then pulled out a dildo, which he used on me for a while
>told me he would fuck me, which was disappointing, but whatever
>then he told me to flip onto my back
> he starts jerking me off
>i start rubbing his cock
>he sucks me off
>it was awesome
>then asks if I want to try
>ok.png
>he had to take the ring out, but i sucked him off for a while
>he said that i was really great
>thanks /d/ infographics
>i came in his mouth
>we made out for a while
>we talked for a bit, and he told me to come out of the closet because i'm obviously gay
>i thanked him then left
And thats the story of how i became a fuck faggot. the worst part is that my favorite part was giving him the blowjob. how fucked am i?

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>>6953896
tl;dr

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>>6953890
>>6953891
Correct!

How about this one?

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hey faggots

enjoying disgusting sticky semen all over your hairy sweaty smelly shithole?

i'll be here fucking warm tight wet pussy

feels good being straight

>>6953901
They're numbers. 6 is missing

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>>6953901
6

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>>6953905
>enjoying disgusting sticky semen all over your hairy sweaty smelly shithole?

Yes

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>>6953905

>>6953920
*literally vomits*

Maybe it's just me, but if I find out that a guy finds women attractive, I lose attraction to him. Cant hook up with bi guys.

>>6953920
bless dis post

>>6953905
sounds like someone has some repressed homosexual tendencies.

>>6953934
Every straight man does, we're just enlightened.

G.A.Y=generations ahead yesterday

>>6953907
>>6953911
That's absolutely right!

Now, riddle me this.

There's a circuit race track that's 30 meters long.

Jupp can run a lap around it 4 times in a minute. SP can run around it 3 times in a minute. That fat lazy loser Clownshoes can only run around it 2 times in a minute. All start running laps at the same time.

How long does it take for all three to line up at the startline after the race begins?

>>6953954
1 minute

>>6953954
12

>>6953954
Is this a trick question or one about the least common numerator(or is it greatest common factor)?
12?

>>6953954
>>6953965
Also trick question clownshoes doesn't go outside

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>>6953930
I hope you're okay, anon.

>>6953965
>>6953970
Surely, at the one minute mark, Jupp will have just completed his 4th lap, SP will have just completed his 3rd, and Clownshoes will have just completed his second.
There will be no full line-up before then, although Jupp and CS will line up at 30 seconds, so >>6953963 is right (I think).
Where did you get 12 from?

>>6954011
Misread, I had the inverse i.e it takes jupp 4 minutes, clownshoes 2 minutes etc.

>>6953848
>Do you have a problem with a 20yo guy having a 16yo legal boyfriend?
Yes. The difference in mental and physical development is too large, as is the difference in rights. A 16 year old cannot even buy alcohol.

If you think that the 20 year old in such a situation isn't somehow taking advantage of the situation or the hormonal undeveloped 16 year old should be free to make rash choices that could lead to them getting hurt then you are delusional. Shit like this is how kids get stds and pregnant at an age where they're not even allowed to vote. It's disgusting.

The reason that the age of consent is so low in 3rd world countries is because the adults who decide to make such things law use them to take advantage of kids. It's no surprise the places where such things take place are full of political corruption and child trafficking.

>>6953963
Correct!
>>6953965
>>6953970
The number of laps a minute in this puzzle is inconsequential, as they all cross the starting line every minute.

Now, the next one.

Two coins are tossed, and at least one of them lands heads. What is the propability that both of them lands heads?
>>6953985
Not the answer I was looking for, but I'll allow it

>>6954025
66%

>>6954025
50%

>>6954025
>Two coins are tossed, and at least one of them lands heads. What is the probability that both of them lands heads?
50%, assuming they are both regular, fair coins.
Since it's given that one of them will land heads (id est, 100% chance of heads), the only thing determining the probability of both being heads is the other coin, which would have a 50% chance of landing heads to give two heads.

Anon, please. Harder puzzles.

>>6954025
25%

>>6954055
jeez i posted >>6954049 didn't know you had QED your answers, nerd

>>6953995
>tfw sp will never post his body again because he's too self conscious even though bearmode sp is cute

;-;

>>6953896

You're officially gay now, your gay card should be coming in the mail in 1-2 weeks.

So gaygen, should I get a calzone or pizza from this local place, I almost always get a calzone, so I'm kind of feeling more up to pizza, that and I can have the leftovers for lunch tomorrow.

>>6954110
peperoni pizza its the only real choice

>>6954021

>The difference in mental and physical development between a 16yo and 20yo is too large


You're putting everyone into a box based on their "age". We all know by now there are many teenagers who are much wiser and more mature than others in their age bracket not only mentally but physically as well. T

There are also extreme difference between the mental and physical development of adults as well that always gets overlooked because it's deemed not a crime for an 18yo to date whomever they want, even if they're decades older, even if they are older than their own parents.

The truth is "age" is just a number. That underage teen boy you keep ignoring you may have a deep connection with that is far greater than you could ever have with someone in your own age bracket. If you would just get over your man-made human ideologies and stop judging others based on their age perhaps you would be opened to exploring that. Laws are man-made inventions. They don't come from God. They aren't the truth. They only exist to keep you trapped into the shitty logic that you seem to have.

I'm not at all saying that it's okay for a 45yo to date a 13yo. Not at all, but sometimes people of different age brackets make it a meaningful deep connection and are meant to be together regardless of what the world may think of them.

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>>6954042
>>6954049
>>6954055
>>6954059
The coin can land heads or tails, I will call them H and T respectively.

There are four possible combinations
HH
HT
TH
TT

Of these, only TT is not possible as the coin has to land heads at least once. That leaves us with a 1/3 chance that both coins will land heads.

Here's the next one
>>6954110
I'd take pizza, either Quattro Formaggio or Carbonara

>>6954119
>Not mozzarella, tomato, basil, rocket, kale, onion, olive, chilli flakes, and chilli oil pizza
Pleb

>>6954119
>>6954152

I got a pizza with chicken, bacon, ranch, and cheddar.

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>>6954110
Obviously the calzone.
>>6954066
Never say never.

>>6954164
>wanting a bad pizza
your life bud

>>6954184

how much do you weigh now?
if you keep eating that way
you'l end up as big as Wiz

>>6954207

I've gained a little more weight than I like, but I've pretty much stuck around that range, my medicine is chiefly to blame for weight gain.

>>6954184
>pizza with chicken, bacon, ranch, and cheddar.
You'll have a lot of leftovers with a pizza like that my boy

>>6954213

>its not my lack of exercise and going to the gym it's my medicine, it's my thyroid, it's my genetics, it's someone elses fault

That mentality is going to make you put on another 50lbs.

>>6954235

I do exercise, I try to run 2-2.5 miles three times a week and do yoga once a week. The one thing that really hurts me is my snacking at night, I don't really eat a lot during the day and I try to avoid soda and sugary drinks, but I get bad cravings at night. My medicine doesn't help with weight though, when I stopped all my meds I dropped to 150lbs, taking seroquel again brought my weight back up.

>>6954152
I assume its one number per box like sudoku

>>6954242

>cravings for sweet snacks at night

You have to punish yourself every time you're lazy or eat something unhealthy so your body will eventually not want to do that anymore.

You can pinch a really sensitive area of your skin as hard as possible or cut yourself with a knife or use a stun gun on yourself. Do something that causes yourself pain so your brain gets the message to not to do that again! That's the only way to get rid of bad addictions and habits.

>>6954262
One number per box, and each must be either 4, 5, 6, or 7

You should be able to solve it in under 15 minutes

>>6954192
>never say never

but you're not posting new pics ;-; not even the goofy adorable gifs you used to do ;-;

>>6954279
7-4+5+6 = 14max not 16, so idgi

>>6954294

Both SP & Jupp seem to have very low self-esteem for some reason. They only ever post body pics from 3-5+ years ago.

>>6954327
Or just not easily baited into posting pics of ourselves. Whichever you prefer to believe.

>>6954304
you can use the same number in each row as many times as you like

it's not like sudoku in that regard

e.g 7-4+7+6=16 is valid

>>6954327
or maybe they don't need to post pics since they have each other now, they met like 3-5+ years ago didn't they? wouldn't you stop camwhoring once you found someone and married them? their relationship seems very solid and their self esteem also seem very solid from what I gather

>>6954340

Why didn't you take Jupp's last name? or why didn't he take yours?

Those who really love each other take one or the others last name to show that they truly are a couple.

>>6954359
>wouldn't you stop camwhoring once you found someone and married them
>married

They different last names therefore they aren't really married.

>>6954368

>have

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>>6954362
>>6954368
You're way of thinking is very skewed, anon. Until you marry someone you really don't know what you're talking aboot.

>>6954368
jupp posted their marriage certificate like 3 years ago with their names censored out why should they change their names?

>>6954377

for all the posts about how much you love each other, you both aren't even united by a last name...


>>6954385

because that's what you do when you get married to someone you love, you take their last name or they take yours... unless you're in a fake arranged celebrity marriage

>>6954377

What is the reason you kept your own last name? Is it so you don't lose your Canadian citizenship or something of that sort?

>>6954410
We're united when my penis unites with his butt, anon. You'd never understand such love.
>>6954415
No. I simply didn't want to. There's no hidden motive or secret regrets or other garbage that anon is weaving.

>>6954341
oh in that case the closest i can get (at 1am) is
4 6 7 7
6 5 6 4
6 6 6 6
4 5 5 7

>>6954421

>We're united when my penis unites with Jupp's butt, anon. You'd never understand such love.

>No. I simply didn't want Jupp's last name.


At least you admit Jupp is just a sex object to you and you would never take his last name because it's not real love.

t. Kleppe

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>>6954438
>t.Kleppe

You're not him.
He's not this retarded. Surely, he is not.

>>6954421

You can't say you're truly united until you dock desu

>>6954450
At least Senpai knows whats up.

Will you take the last name of your husband /gaygen/? Does the bottom always take the last name of the top in a gay marriage?

>>6954430
>first line is already wrong
At least you tried

Try again tomorrow! I'm sure you can reach the solution!

>>6954463
I don't think I could get married if they didn't take my last name.

And none of the wierd hyphenated stuff.

>>6954460

I'm pretty sure Senpai will want his future husband to take his last name.

I don't blame you for not taking Jupp's last name though since you both got married way to soon. It's also good for a future divorce scenario, not having to deal with name changes.

Jupp/Sp if one of you died...what other trip on LGBT would you be okay with the other becoming married to next?

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New meme

Jupp and sp aren't married and juppa a cuck forb wanting sps name.

>>6954486

Back-up husbands are a good idea.

>>6954481
You're being unnecessarily retarded.
>>6954486
You too.

>>6954491
I don't have and qt twinks on my phone. You have to post then for both of us.

>>6954463
No. If I ever got married I'd want it to be as equals, taking surnames is something women do to signify whose property they are.

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Is Tony Robbins the best looking man of all time?

Hes 6ft7in and beautiful.

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>>6954481

He'll take my name because bottoms have to. Pupp and SilentPuptagonist didn't take each others names because they're vers. Duh.

>tfw crab sent me this photo on skype of wiz

http://i.imgur.com/k3dZR9Y.png

I thought it couldn't get worse than what we've already seen.

>>6954540
I can safely confirm that that is not Wiz. Stop being a meanie, anon.

>>6954547

You can't safely confirm anything unless you and Wiz get naked regularly on skype? Which is infidelity.

>>6954555
SCAAANDALAAAAAAAS

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Gaygen,

I'm 5'7". How fucked am I?

>>6954463
No.
Here's how it would work:
>Keep last names (my name sounds too good as it is for me to go changing it)
>Children (if I can be arsed with that) get hyphenated last name (order decided purely based on what flows best) or last name which is a mix of our last names
>Come up with family name which is completely unrelated to either of our last names, which can be passed down through the generations as a de facto identifier of family, regardless of de jure names or bloodline

I secretly look down at all married couples, homo- or heterosexual, where one partner takes the others' last name. It just doesn't feel right.

>>6954564
depends post your boipussy

>>6954567

If you aren't willing to adopt your boyfriend into your family by having him take your last name you aren't really in love with them. It's as simple as that.

True love = becoming brothers with the same last name

>>6954525
Sendaddy veny-chan posted his bussy on mascgen ;u;

this general needs more drama

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>>6954577
this is a blue board. Here's everything except the puss

>>6954578
>brothers
Ew...

Regardless, we'd make our own family; a better family with a new name. My current family line is shit and a lot of it is inbred and has 20+ year age differences 'n' crap. Better to dissociate from it and start fresh imo.

>>6954586
All the queens went anon or left.

>>6954564
>>6954593
If you're looking for a relationship, you'll do fine.
Remember, within a relationship, gay men look for a good quality partner whom they love, not a provider/protector/trophy/sex-toy like hetero women do.
[spoiler]Plus, you'll get a lot of attention from guys who are into size difference, and being a really short sub OR dom is always a fun experience.[/spoiler]

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>>6954609
Huh. Now that you mention it, I'm kind of into the size difference thing.

I'm growing out my hair, pic related but less frizzy. Should I go for more muscle definition or skinnier frame?

>>6954593

Oooh baby. That smooth lean body, them perky suckable nips. I wish men could cum out of their nips. I'd be a nipple sucker all day long.

>>6954564
>>6954593

>short
>hairless
>skinny

You'll get fucked hard by lots of pedos desu

so like do you bois have a discord or na?

>>6954631
If you want that hair and don't want to look like a femboy, muscle definition. Definitely muscle definition (not too much unless you want to bulk up, though).
Of course, the best thing for your body type is medium length hair, but whatever you think is best is probably best - you know your face better than anyone else here.

I'll stop tripfagging for now

>>6954633
I never noticed how perky my nipples are. Thank you anon, you brightened my night.

>>6954636
It shouldn't surprise you that I've encountered them lots before desu

>>6954636
tfw not hairless :(

why even live

>>6954636

He's too old for pedos. Stop saying everyone who looks like a teenager and takes care of their body is pedobait. It's disrespectful and pedos don't even like teens.

"The criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13." Therefore pedos only go for those 13 or younger.

He doesn't look 13. He looks 17-19, a legal fuckable age.

>>6954649

So you can get fucked by non-pedos

>>6954649
Just Veet, wax, shave, or trim

>>6954656
Just uggos in their 30s then... Why live...

>>6954658
I'm too ugly to bother. Youth is gone. Rip.

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>>6954655

Pedo detected

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>>6954655
>I'm too old to be pedo bait
First time I've heard that

>>6954708

An adult taking a sexual interest in an underage teenager (13-17) doesn't make them a pedophile. I think it's perfectly natural.

I guarantee everyone on here is secretly attracted to one of these 13yo's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=murF_Znvq5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHeunpH66wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2xlaGX32Gw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuUY4S9NYTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BYwuqYXz7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7XQsnghGlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaAbjTUCGIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5e9W2UjoMg

>>6954494
They aren't married in the eyes of the Lord so its not really a meme anyway

>>6954790
NAMBLA pls

faggots never change...

>>6954817

Abe, are you still looking like pedobait. I love your body :3

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>>6954806
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

>(You)

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>>6954806
>Christianity
>Religion
>God

>>6954824

I'm somewhat pedobait, just not as pedobait as before

>>6953905
>enjoying disgusting sticky semen all over your hairy sweaty smelly shithole?
No lie that got me hard.

>>6954799
>>6954810

what's the matter too young for you?

How about one of these 14yo's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq5whTdoJls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFmX1JBxhBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvTrlLjXn-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lZSD9IsW9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JafUuQDzf0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ASZopnCONI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1PJ1w8IPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Fnhb16o5M

Here's a 16yo hairy muscle guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBfglrYOErc

What now bear/cub/otter chasers? What are you going to do when that gives you a boner? Admit defeat?

>>6954872
Even the 13 year olds have better bodies than I do, but you're still a pedo

>>6954872

You know, back in the day when I was 16-18 it was a lot of fun to reverse-pedo guys in their late 20s, early 30s.

>>6954886

I've only ever been sexually attracted to 13-40yos, perhaps a few 12yos as well. Never anyone 11 or under that I can recall.

>>6954593
I'd hit it.

>>6954895

I use to only talk to older guys 20-35 in my teens (14+). Would skype them, wank off, etc. It was completely normal and I didn't think it was odd.

>>6954929
I did this too.

>>6954914
That's a pretty fuckin big age range mate

>>6954939

Yeah, I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me. I just like to try it all I guess, within reason. I've never been sexual with someone under 15. I've had sex with only 15-40yos.

>>6954945
15 is... ok... provided you were reasonably close to 15 yourself. If you're 20 something fucking 15 you're batting too young.

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some people are really desperate I tell you h-what

>>6954950

I was actually 12 when I lost my virginity to a 15yo. I was also 13-23 when I had sex with various 15-17yos as well. Honestly, being some 15-17yos first time just makes me feel so proud of myself. That feeling of taking some guys virginity, nothing gets me harder than that.

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>>6954929

>mfw remembering the shit i got up to on yahoo user chats

surprised im not dead desu

17yo dating 14yo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIJxaTnmecs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkyrftN7p40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygO8jBfq2AE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ1_2lsuQy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiSzQGvOJgQ

Is this wrong? is he too old to date a 14yo?

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>>6954993
Man, I'm glad vlogging and current social media platforms weren't really a thing when I was young and stupid.

>>6955020

Gays are so willing to come out as gay on youtube but you'll find very few gays coming out as having HIV on there. Which is scary to think about how many gays are hiding their diagnosis from others.

>>6955020
>>6954993
tfw never had this experience
tfw ugly and boring
tfw emotional cripple as an adult

I missed my chance. Anyone know a good anchor point and a rope substitute?

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Please kill me. Shove glass into my eyes and tear apart my skin. Smash my head against the wall until my skull cracks open and leaks out what little brains I have. Someone please just fucking murder me. Destroy this disgusting existence. Erase this putrid face, this retard brain, this faggot life that brings nothing but pain.

Why am I fucking alive
I need to be destroyed

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Y'all went too far with bullying wiz

>>6955044
>I need to be destroyed
no you don't

you need to grow up, kid

>>6955050
Can't. Too dumb. My body ages and face get more disgusting with each passing day but my brain stays as immature and useless as ever.

I am a vile and repulsive leech
I should not exist
Kill me

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Is anyone here ever like "I just want any guy to fuck me, even an ugly one" then you meet a guy who's ugly and you are like "No way, I rather stay a virgin for life" and so the circle repeats?

>>6955101
Just find a average looking one.

>>6955140
I played Dragon Quest whatever it was where that king was turned into a toad-looking thing and Yangus talked real stupid like.

Also that is a stupid idea for a tattoo. You will regret that when you are 50.

>>6954586
Nah.

>>6954564
The best height to be. Everyone else is just jealous.

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>playing truth or die with bros
>mfw all this homo shit
i love fratboys ;)

How do I message guys first on gay tinder?

I've got a bunch of matches but none have messaged me and I have never done anything like this before. If they don't message me first do they just not actually like me?

Send help.

>>6955372

fratboys are chill
have any qt twink frat boys at ur uni?

>>6952774
>mfw same height

>>6955448

Open a chat. Once you have a match, you can begin chatting with them. Open the Tinder menu and select Messages. Tap the person you want to start chatting with and you can begin composing your first message.

>be 29
>be virgin
>never had a boyfriend
>try to talk to guys my age (25-35)
>all of them have been in multiple serious relationships
>all of have have had sex with multiple guys, 25+

I just can't relate to guys my age and honestly find it kind of disgusting how many of them can't even recall how many guys they've had sex with. :/

Wish I could find a qt virgin twink to ravage but I'm sure the hot ones are all sluts.

>tfw 3 people on my dorm floor are on grindr

>>6955485

might be a hot foursome if you gather them together and swap blowjobs

>>6955466
This might sound really autistic but should I just say hi or what? I've literally never tried to get with guys before so I'm not sure how exciting my opener needs to be.

>>6955454
No not yet but they were saying they know a guy who is my type so they might hook me up.

>>6955565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vbHlGnEz1

>>6953197
Are you accepting pets

>>6955599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H6SWxfFRHJ

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>>6953049
That's hot.

>>6955480
As a pathetic aging virgin myself, that's stupid.

>>6955490
None of them are really my type. Plus im not out yet.

>tfw no dog dicked bf

>>6955881

>tfw no knot

new thread

>>6958052