/mtfg/ - transwoman general

First for crippling agp

>>6929511
cute penis???
>>6929501
wtf
>>6929508
nah no more
im done
next time im drunk though ill post moar

>>6929540
I have heard horror stories of srs results.
basically using the entire glans as the clitoris... it makes me wig out thinking about it because my glans is too big even though the overall length was always small and now its less than thumb sized but the glans is still large
if I can ever afford it I'm going to suporn and I'm pretty sure he cuts out the nerve endings and rolls it up into a tiny clitoral cigar but yeah, still a preoccurance dysphoric fear of mine

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>tfw looking at this photograph

Anyone have experience with low doses of T after orchi or srs?

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>>6929570
you gotta learn to lib wid it

>>6929574
pls stop doin that, i'm a boy you homo

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>driving across Texas
>stop at truck stop
>don't worry I'm in boy mode
>wait my boobs are sticking through this white wife beater
>it makes my hips look big with these boy Hawaiian shorts
>my legs are shaved
>I got a haircut at a salon
>my nails are painted a light shimmery blue
>pull my panties aside and pee standing up at the urinal anyway

I, have a problem

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>>6929562
https://clyp.it/f5ykgtoj

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>>6929575
We Texans really dont give two craps about that kind of thing. We are a nice peoples.
Just avoid the deep backwoods country parts.

>>6929585
D:

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how do i play drakengard 3 and nier without a ps3 or 360

i don't want to spend any money

>>6929586
I'm at a buckee in temple

It's about as bad as it gets

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>>6929575
you may think you dont want dick
but your brain knows you do

>>6929583
I'm sure you're not the first trucker at that rest stop to pee standing up while dressed up like a woman.

>>6929580
*smack butt harder

>>6929583
No homo

finally out of hospital
fuck that shithole

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>>6929591
>Buckees in Temple
>Bad as it gets
You wish boi.

tfw missed all the cute girl dicks and butts
My cock has never been so sad.

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>>6929564
>current year
>lesbians

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>>6929588
Ember. Ember. Give us the precious Ember. We wants the precious, Ember

>>6929598
hooray
did you get your meds back?

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Daily reminder that if you're a "mtf" that wants to date women, you're not actually trans. Just a degenerate AGP that gets off on crossdressing. You have to want a fulfilling relationship with a man to be a real trans girl. If it gives you a stiffy to put on panties even though you're an ugly obese hairy freak, then you're not trans. Fuck off transtrenders.

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>>6929596
suck my cock bro

>>6929600
where are the anime girl dicks

>>6929601
>went from transbian to straight as soon as she got some dick
see this is why you shouldnt ever get fucked by a real dick

>>6929607
They need to be on top riding me, I am so worked up and want sex with cute girls.

>>6929585
:D

>>6929606
What if I'm just a man on estrogen who likes feminine inverted penises?

>>6929599
B..ad in a good way
>>6929596
All the homo
>>6929594
But I tried to dress like a boy
>>6929593
Now I just want a thick hot juicy burrito
>>6929598
Are you ok?

>>6929606
getting a boner when trying on clothes is true suffering. you trutrans don't know our pain.

>>6929612
sorry brah you're still a gayfer

>>6929571
some guys have less masculine skeletal structures than others

the genetics factor isn't something to be taken lightly

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>>6929609
>calling me a lez bean

triggered desu I've always been 300% at 8. but ur right boy dick is the real deal m8

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tfw yaoi w. tits

>>6929607
You know you like. So tell me how do you want it
*bent over and smack butt

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>>6929627
>tfw

>>6929598
Yaaaaay did they discharge or on u on the lam?

>>6929624
I have literally posted topless pictures of myself to let people assume I'm a boy and compliment me, yet I get gendered female in day to day life without even trying. The body is not that important for passing.

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>>6929627
dude GAY

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>>6929616
Why are you in Texas? Have you come here to take Red... sexually?

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>>6929616
>Now I just want a thick hot juicy burrito
stop somewhere and get longest, thickest, saltiest, meatiest burrito with extra sour cream and jam it as hard as you can into the back of your throat

>>6929626
do you want me to go through the archive and find the relationshits you had with girls from here?

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>>6929637
Damnit I need a vagina

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>>6929626
300% str8*

>>6929637
i-i was just practicing for the boys. . . . it doesn't count as gay if it's platonic

>>6929637
Korra will be a "transbian" again in no time so its not even worth the effort.

>>6929475 #
How did you get out, did you know what he was doing at the time?

So sorry about your wife ;-;

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>>6929637
I'm horngry now.

Reminder that Korra unironically is a christian

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>>6929640
>implying

kissing girls is for fags dude

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>>6929611
D:

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>>6929642

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Good morning everyo-
WEW this is some lewd thread

>>6929638
iktf...

>>6929583
You really need to just start using the ladies room. It isn't frightening.

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>>6929648
Hi puru

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>>6929651
Hi grace!

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>>6929646
One day I'll suck dick for Subway. One day.

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>>6929646
You sandwich slut

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I forgot how glorious buckees is

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>>6929645
ᵘʰ ᶦ-ᶦᵗˢ 95 ᵈᵃʸˢ ᵘᶰᵗᶦᶫ ᶜʰʳᶦˢᵗᵐᵃˢ

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>>6929656
How are you?
>>6929659
It's my job, I can't help it
>>6929657
Hey bby I got an offer for you

>>6929659
>Olivers

>>6929645
Why do you cry smegual

>>6929583
Have you choked on cocks yet?

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>tfw agp transbian

life is suffering

>>6929627
wanna do yaoi

nim is a ____

?????????

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>>6929662
i'm not even close to ready

>>6929660
What is this?

>>6929676
cute and needs to get on hrt

>>6929662
Cute sheen ^^

>>6929676
Bitch :p

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>>6929675
yes

>>6929670
Still a cock virgin .

I'm not even a girl anymore my gf told me she wants an extroverted boyfriend who duck a like a chick in bed

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>>6929676
nice
>>6929682
i like snickers

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what would be /mtfg/'s opinion about a person, AMAB, identifying as transgender, who takes HRT and by all accounts looks female, but still presents in a semi masculine way?

a.k.a. what would y'all say to a mtf tomboy

asking for a friend, obviously :^)

>>6929677
Beeksee!

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>tfw terrified of the phone because I don't know if I should answer the number in my guy voice or girl voice

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>>6929685
eat my snickers
its cream filled

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>>6929686
Okay I guess? As long as you're not a cringey embarrassment you do you

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>>6929671
>tfw AGP
Other transgirls are alright too I guess.

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>>6929671
iktf

>>6929693
eh

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>>6929657
Godspeed anon.

>>6929664
I'm doing good! Kate got back home so I'm really happy about that. I'm going to go to my cousin's birthday party today and there will be some people there who I haven't seen for ages and don't know I'm a grill but based on the feedback I got here yesterday I'm not going to embarrass myself too hard :p

>>6929676
nimrod

>>6929671
it's not so bad

>>6929686
Do whatever you want to do fampai. As long as you're not a delusional hon I got no problem whatsoever with you.

>>6929686
>a mtf tomboy
kinda me rn

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>>6929687
i posted about videogames earlier and also in the last thread

nobody here cares about anything but HRT and christmas

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>>6929669
I'm not smeagol, I'm a girl ;~;

>>6929686
I'd say good morning and get my ass grabbed

>>6929683
>I have girlfriend.
Does she pound your bp? :3

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>>6929694
Eh indeed.

>>6929696
lalalilly?

>>6929689
Like the ice cream sandwich

>>6929688
Do it in your voice, stop talking like your Caitlyn Jenner

>>6929677
iktf usually I've bought over half my presents by now. no money to spend on anything this year. it's all gone to doctors bills, medical tests, and on top of that reduced income.

>>6929683
So, will she let you get a pussy?

>>6929686
Minus the "by all accounts looks female" that describes me pretty well. A fair number of others here probably would be well described by "mtf tomboy" as well.

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>show hot guy a couple pics
>says i pass really well and are a rare gem
i disagree but im still blushing

>>6929706
I don't know what voice I have i'm so mixed up ;_;

>>6929703
i wish

>>6929689
like ice cream snickers

>>6929693
This is advanced sissymode, this isn't even AGP.

>>6929694
Which is the sissiest panties? I need advice.

>>6929698
I like pookiemon! :3 what videogames do you like?

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>>6929677
s-selamat pagi bexe-chan!
me neither, I only just figured out what I'm buying my 12 nieces and nephews that will be here for christmas

>>6929680
>Cute sheen ^^
n-no

>>6929703
ironic, but true

>>6929699
Check noice

I thought you were doing a lotr thing

>tfw Filipino boob genes
It was never meant to be ;~;

>>6929715
yes

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>>6929709
He just wants yer bp.

>>6929709
He wants to succ the gt.

>>6929701
no eh..
more like
ahh~

>>6929709
gay

>>6929718
get the AA undies that look like tighty whities
pretty qt AND agp

>>6929715
You stole my thing

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>failed as a tranny
>dropped HRT
>now I'm just a chaser

kill these feels

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They have a jerky salad bar

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>>6929723
I was
Smeagol is trans and treats dysphoria by using rings to turn invisible

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>>6929727
I wouldn't mind that..
>>6929728
This however no
pls keep mouths away from my gt

>>6929659
I just applied for a job at subway.....

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>>6929738
COMPETITOR DETECTED
HAVE FUN AT YOUR FAILING SANDWICH CHAIN

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>>6929732
go back on hrt
try harder

>>6929734
That's a reach

Do you guys ever question your trans-ness? I pass, have a straight boyfriend, etc. Life is about as good as it could get for a tranny. If I ever seen old pictures of myself or see someone use my birth name, I get uncomfortable and a bit upset.

However, I have been reading a lot of things that say being trans is just having the masculinity being beaten out of you socially, no one is actually trutrans, trans people are just degenerates, etc. They talk about the AGP transtrenders that post anime images with everything at an attempt to be the cute little girls they see in anime because they have never gotten male attention in their lives.

I've never felt any of these things nor am I one of the weeaboo transtrenders, yet being a traditional male was hard for me my whole life, but for some reason, when I read the thoughts of people who unwaveringly believe these things, it starts to make me feel like I've done something wrong with my life, like I'm really just a degenerate, mentally ill freak like they say.

How am I supposed to truly know if I am really trans or not?

>>6929733
oh my god want
I am a jerky fanatic

>>6929736
He will tell nice things and one day you wake up with boy succ the gt.

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>>6929739
>Potbelly's
Literally WHO.

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>>6929718
pookiemon is great but i prefer (Frog)ger

pokemon is shit and it refuses to subvert its mechanics, because the series is amazing the first time each player plays it regardless of year, and then only retains autists who want to grind eggs and areas for meme points - so as long as it captures some nontrivial percentage of a given game's generation, it's a profit engine

dota and splatoon are class acts in mechanics, and splatoon also in presentation

i want drakengard 3 and nier for free and also bayo3 to exist

>>6929721
i'm probably going to try to excise myself from my family as a final act and then live with my gf and branch out from there

>>6929742
Deep

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>>6929733
find the biggest sausage you can in the display case and ask for it
then save it
for later

>>6929744
By not giving a shit.

>>6929739
I want a job just to start self medding and don't care its failing.

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>>6929748
>tfw no waking up with gt succed

>>6929744
I question every day but I feel like I'm in too deep with passing, surgery, social transition, and legal documents all changed.

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>>6929749
LITERALLY
A FAST GROWING COMPANY
WITH PLENTY OF GROWTH AND ROOM FOR CLIMBING UP
LITERALLY ANYONE THAT WORKS HERE GETS PROMOTED AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT BRAIN DEAD
WE MAKE BANK EVERY DAY
GTFO PEDOWAY

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>>6929730
honestly not rlly
>>6929718
pookieman
>>6929750
feelsbad
>>6929758
winkyface

>>6929744
>humble brag, the post

>>6929762
me on the right

>tfw I won't be dead in the morning.

gib hormone dosages again pls

i lost them ;-;

>>6929766
we're yaoi =w=
>>6929768
pls nim

>>6929707
Oh good Lord no
>>6929633
That brings back fond memories, I'm just passing through on my way to cali

>>6929744
Agp is just a meme and you're a little bitch who gives a fuck

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>>6929744
You ask yourself if it really matters or not
Trutrans doesn't exist
Agp doesn't exist, at least not as described as a cause for being trans.

You're happy as a woman and are now socialized as one. The reason doesn't even matter. If it makes you happy and you're comfortable with your life, that's what matters.

>>6929743
No it's not, you can even hear the results of her failed voice training. No other hobbit talks like that.

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>>6929757
I know I'm just teasing because I work at a different sandwich place lol
>>6929748
desu if he's dom like he says it could happen and id be okay with it

>>6929758
:( I want to wake up succ but not gt, i want bt

>>6929768
4mg progynova/estrofem
plus
50mg cypro OR 200mg spiro

>>6929744
>str8 bf

>>6929749
Potbellys is hella good tho

It's no firehouse subs

But good

>>6929768
4mg estradiol/day
200mg spironolactone/day

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>>6929758
Its so big tho. Bulbous even.

>>6929761
SAND LIKE PRETTY BAD SANDWICHES IF YOU ASK ME TO BE QUITE HONEST DESU 2/10 WOULD NOT CHOKE ON

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>>6929762
give us a new swap mechanic in Pookiemon 2 and we'll talk

Am I really THAT ugly?

>>6929772
Do you want your own pussy?
>tfw I need one.

>>6929776
:(
>>6929781
how would you know

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well Im getting evicted and me and kaylee will probably need to move
This sucks, but I at least Im doing better than what I thought I was going to be at 22
i thought i would drop out of college and suck more dick for money and maybe end up on heroin

>>6929700
Please, she sucks my boonies and kisses me until I cum

And then I eat her out

Occasionally I throw her against the wall.and fuck her until her legs give out

>>6929785
not really

>>6929780
that's not even two months worth

this sucks

>>6929783
pookiesnap??

>>6929750
>not injecting
it's almost like you can't identify actual autists or something

>>6929793
...and here i thought i was alone

>>6929786
Really badly sometimes
>>6929789
Is real?

https://unsee.cc
/gizeradu/
OKAY FOR REAL
last pic of my dick for now
im really slutty 2nite
i love alcohol and benzos :3

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>>6929772
D-Did you know it takes longer to drive across Texas than to drive from New Mexico to Cali?
And yes Firehouse Subs are fuckin delicious. I want one now..

>>6929781
I dont know how that word became sand.

>>6929788
I seent it with my own peepers when it was posted eons ago.

>>6929801
yes

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>>6929796
how many free super apples do i get for preordering?

2 week pay periods suck fucking ball sacks
i just want my money

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>>6929793
imagine if you had a boyfriend though
>Please, he sucks my boonies and kisses me until I cum
>And then I suck his dick
>Regularly he throws me against the wall.and fucks me until my legs give out

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>>6929795
You buy more when you start running out.
Yes, HRT costs money, but it's an amount that should be possible to pay even on minimum wage.

>>6929807
I've done.this trip a few times, I've driven 4 hours and I'm still not even halfway through texas

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>>6929804
cute cute cute cute cute cute

>>6929807
you remember that? wew

>>6929809
none
fk apples

>>6929793
>Fuck her against wall
2 questions:

1. Do you wear high heels when you do this?

2. Who fucks you in turn?

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>>6929823
fuck

how many pikachus does it have

you are testing me

>>6929798
how do i inject estrace

>>6929808
I'm sorry
>>6929812
But he won't have boonies or hips

>>6929804
Pick up that can citizen

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>>6929820
I member everythin.

>>6929829
>Girls fucking boys fucking girls

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>>6929834
did you ever get your mac and cheese

>>6929789
*hugs* Plans? Thoughts?

>>6929793
>irw a few times I was nailed in the butt against the wall by my fiancee.* She even bit my neck. yes, the legs were jelly after. She had to carry me to the couch or bed after.

*she had a double ended dildo like a feeldoe.

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>>6929831
>But he won't have boonies or hips
but he will have pects and stubble and of course a huge throbbing member that will twitch inside of you

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>>6929814
i didnt want to have to get a job until after i finished school

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>>6929836
N-No. I have to go to whole foods and buy the healthy gluten free etc. etc. mac n cheese. Which is also delicious.

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>tfw ask friend if she'll agp in my trutrans hole when i get srs and she just laughs at me

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>>6929845
As a side note, you should actually probably get a job when you're still in school, and I say this as a general life thing, not even for trans stuff.

Take it from someone trying to find work with years of gap in their work history, it can really hurt you when you graduate.

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>>6929850
>gluten free
>healthy

it's just an anti-allergy diet which later became a meme

what you should be doing is avoiding carbs entirely and eating fats and proteins with a supplemental vitamin

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>>6929856
>what you should be doing is avoiding carbs entirely

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>>6929850
oh, that's a bummer
are you gluten intolerant or just prefer it because it's healthy? what brand?
i like annie's m&c

>>6929852
yeah..

i was so burnt out after my 6 months at disney that i really didnt wanna work again until i had to lol

h-hey uh do you play vidya at all, you know besides on the genesis

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>>6929858
ketones

also "entirely" is more "i understand that carbs are hard to avoid no matter your budget so just try to curb it because tending towards 'avoid' reduces carb intake and that's a good thing"

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>>6929856
I know how to eat healthy Bexe!

>>6929858
Eat only garlic bread.

>>6929859
It be Annies I like. WEIRD.

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>>6929750
>i'm probably going to try to excise myself from my family as a final act and then live with my gf and branch out from there
oh :(

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>tfw you wake up disoriented at 4AM thinking you're in 'Nam

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>>6929856
>poo poos meme diets
>proposes a meme diet
bexe pls
Why does nobody ever advocate just eating a balanced diet for good health?

>>6929862
Idk, I sort of may have had the same happen after my time working retail in high school. Awful job, lots of conflict with school, left me pretty unwilling to work.

I do play a little bit of vidya, I collect retro systems, and mostly play xbox 360, or wii u for modern games. Hbu?

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>>6929871
annie's is good
good taste mystery anon

>>6929850
I have to stay gf due to ibs issues. I need to learn how to make a proper cheese sauce. Right now I make my mac& cheese by grating colby over just cooked noodles and mixing it in. I may nuke it for short bits in the microwave to melt the cheese better.

>>6929856
I just try to stay low carbs. Many good foods have carbs in them.

>>6929859
no choice. Must stay gf.

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>>6929870
>>6929871
I CANT GIVE UP MY CARBS

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>>6929883
You should subsist entirely on pudding and dr. pepper.
I'm doing that right now.

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>roomie came home yelling at me about my conditioner making him slip in the shower
i'm so fucking pissed now, I didn't deserve to get scolded just because the fuck head has no balance
he has done this like 10 times already, I think he is just jealous i have hair

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>>6929872
my family doesn't actually like me much on average, i'll keep in contact with my mom and 1 brother and that's it

>>6929876
but it is balanced, carbs are canonically rare in our evolutionary history

problem solved

>>6929883
just scrape the toppings off of pizzas with your teeth

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>>6929876
>eating food
>not drinking cola and eating doritos all day

shit taste senpai

Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general Weeaboos ruined our general

>>6929886
Your toilet game must be on point.

>>6929876
one of my last days at epcot was news years eve and it was nonstop orders of 10 or 15 hotdogs for 12 hours

probably one of the most stressful days of my life desu, but ill never forget abandoning my little kiosk at midnight with my castmates to watch the fireworks

i used to play games on xbox a lot but ive been going more towards PC gaming recently

i was just asking cuz there's this game i play that ive been wanting to find other people to play with

i played it with ember today but it'd be cool to get more people to play with

it doesnt matter if you have a shitty comp or anything either cuz it's like 2d top-down with 16-bit sprites

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>>6929894
it's your fault anon for not keeping us out

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>>6929894
gas all weebs race war now a use. fucking sucks

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>>6929894

>>6929894
>Weeaboos?
>On MY 4chainz?

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GRACE WAR NOW

>>6929883
i cant give up my grace

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>>6929894
i'm not a weeb, I just like using anime girl reaction pics because they convey an emotion that goes along with my posts

>>6929900
anime*

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>>6929888
Tell him to get an anti slip shower mat.

>>6929890
Main time of the year carbs are abundant is the fall when you need to put on lbs for winter.

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>>6929890
Carbs have been a part of the human diet for millennia. By now it's safe to say they're a normal thing that isn't necessary to cut out. Ketogenic diets aren't necessary, just stop eating refined sugar and white bread/rice if you want to avoid the negatives.

>>6929898
Neat, which game is it?

>>6929897
I can gas jews with the fumes off the toilet

>>6929883
the only thing I missed was pasta/noodles
have some recipes
http://www.ibreatheimhungry.com/2012/10/brazilian-shrimp-stew-moqueca-de.html
http://www.ibreatheimhungry.com/2012/01/spinach-artichoke-dip-soup-3.html
http://www.closetcooking.com/2010/03/broccoli-and-cheddar-soup.html
http://www.eatliverun.com/fire-pot-soup/
http://zagleft.com/recipe/shrimp-with-bok-choy-sriracha-and-shirataki-noodles/
http://www.ruled.me/bacon-avocado-and-chicken-sandwich/
http://www.ruled.me/keto-5-minute-caesar-dressing/
http://www.ruled.me/keto-kung-pao-chicken/
http://www.ruled.me/low-carb-chicken-curry/
http://www.lowcarbisland.com/cook/mexican
http://lowcarbella.blogspot.com.au/2015/02/okonomiyaki.html

this is important if you want pizza
http://www.lowcarbisland.com/cook/fathead


you can put pure unsweetened pouring cream and sweetener into coffee/tea for your caffiene fix

>>6929890
oh :(

>>6929886
No potato chips?

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>>6929904
Grace has deemed me commander of the AGPlatoon. WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY.

>>6929917
I may have lied
I may only have had a few meals based around pudding
The remainder is sausages, eggs, pizza, doritos and nutella

>>6929904
Are you still in contact w Kari?

gay

>>6929912
>just stop eating refined sugar and white bread/rice if you want to avoid the negatives.
Yep, "stay away from refined sugars and refined flours, and bulk starches like potatoes." was the main result of a multi year study of Danish or Dutch diets vs. obesity.

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>>6929918
Goddess be with you, commander.
>>6929928
I wish.

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>I get turned on by looking at myself and that doesn't bother me

>>6929898
>>6929912
Space station 13! It was super complicated but really interesting!
>>6929930
Fag

>>6929932
Oh, forgot the prohibition against white rice. brown, and wild rice are good.

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>>6929938
I only get a little turned on. Its the things boys say to me when I send them pics that really does it.

>>6929894
imagine that, weebs on a anime website based on a jap website now owned by the guy who made that website, really makes you think huh

>>6929912
space station 13

you and a bunch of other people are employees on a space station and you all have certain jobs you to need to do to keep the space station running

except there's different types of antagonists(other players too) that try to fuck up the station in different ways

its a game that's been completely made and maintained by fans for like 10 years so there's a million different random things that could happen during a match

like for example when me and ember played there was a xenomorph outbreak

its really fun but pretty complicated like ember said so id have to walk you through like with ember

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>>6929912
>just stop eating refined sugar and white bread/rice
that's the point

the extreme position of "no carbs" is increasingly impossible as your income decreases, factoring for time spent working, so the end result is usually a reduction of carb-heavy foods like rice and bread while keeping some-carbs foods

>>6929914
don't worry sheen i'm alright as long as i have a place to sleep, people are people and that includes and situationally precludes my own family

>>6929925
Haven't had Eggs and bacon in awhile
Doritos and tuna sandwiches are one of my favs

im a slut and i want faye's cock to control and own me

>tfw your poopoo shoots out of your ass like a rocket and you get rug burn inside your butthole

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>tfw no (you)'s in a full minute

>>6929940
how am i a fag?

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>>6929904
CUTEST TRIP

>>6929952
eggs are cheap

faye's cockkkkkkkkk
is so goood i want her inside of me so baddd

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>>6929958
>>6929958
>>6929958

>>6929959
She's right you're kind of a fag

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>>6929958

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Can someone recommend me a good yuri manga that I can find physical copies of in English?

>>6929936
Oh no...
is she difficult?

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>>6929958
Chock your (you) privilege

The O faces she makes in skype are just amazing azzling and make me wish I could see it again and again and again

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>>6929958

>>6929963
How do you know if its good tho? Have you toched it!?

>>6929958
(Me)

about to drop a new album...

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>>6929964
>>6929968
>>6929971
>>6929973

ty

>>6929972
Go to sleep child

>>6929963
isla pls

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>>6929962
eggs are practically everything but carbs

>>6929959
Fag until proven otherwise :3

>>6929966
how

>>6929983
u act faggy

I had more nightmares.
Boo

>>6929983
This >>6929982

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I don't wanna go to work I don't wanna go to work I don't wanna go to work I don't wanna go to work

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>>6929960
<3
>>6929970
It was my fault.

>>6929981
what do carbs do desu

>>6929981
I know which is why they are perfect for keto

>>6929973
i've seen her touch it
i've seen her cum
its so perfect aesthetically
i want her inside of me and i want her to punish me for being sad around her and making her worry about me
>>6929978
I will soon I'm having such a good time thinking about her cock
the faces and expressions she makes just because 10x hotter when crossfaded
>>6929980
I LOVE FAYE AND WANT HER 18 YEAR OLD COCK INSIDE OF MY ASS

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>>6929951
I might be up for trying something like that once I start working

>>6929938
Same

>>6929953
Idk, I hadn't had eggs for awhile but my roommate eats shitloads of them and I was getting kinda jelly ;~;
Tuna sandwiches are honestly pretty great, I have a big ass stack of canned tuna :3

>>6929969
Girlfriends

>>6929981
I start my day out with 3 eggs....

IM NOT A FAG OK

>>6929991
electrolysis
ffs
srs

>>6929998
Oh, my mistake

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>>6929998
fag

>>6929999
good point, I guess I need to look at the big picture and suck it up.

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>>6929998

>>6929996
egg and sausage sammich

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>>6929995
Her cock is like 36 tho. But I share them feels.

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>>6929996
o-oh okay

>>6929989
Boo-urns

>>6929995
pls isla calm yourself

>>6929998
how do we know you're not lying

>>6930011
Her 18 year old cock, her 18 year old body, her 18 year old soul.
She is the same age as me, Brit Faye that is.
I want to dominate her and I want her to dominate me.
I want her to pin me up against the fucking wall and fuck me multiple times, before she throws me on the bed and sucks me off

>>6930015
>how do we know you're not lying
Its because I am the fag.
Also.
No I am horny as fuck and I want Brit Faye to dominate me, cum inside me, and claim me as her own and only her own.

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>>6930005
My
Fucking
JAM

>>6930012
Yeah idk, I'm trying not to play too many games when I'm unemployed or else I'll just end up in a rut. ;~;

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>trannies talking about touching each others dicks
literally vomit inducing

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>trannies talking about touching each others dicks

>>6930028
*ticklez ur miss cock*

>>6930028
I agree

>>6930029
I agree

>>6930024
i think it'd take a while to learn the game enough to wanna play enough to put yourself in a rut

everyone i've played with so far has stopped after like an hour or so cuz it's a lot to take in

or maybe im just not that great of a teacher idk

>>6930030
Miss c wakes up nicely

>>6930029
>>6930028
I WANT A BRITISH TRANNY NAMED FAYE TO FUCK ME UNTIL I PASS OUT AND THER EIS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT MY FEELINGS HNNNH

>>6930022
this is too much for my pure eyes

>>6929963
Can I have some of Faye's money

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>>6930028
>ywn be in a lesbian relationship with Kayla like Maddie is

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>>6930038
Can you like, stop?
This shit is just plain weird.

>>6930035
This still cracks me up

>>6930033
Yeah I assume so but I know that I crave escapism in times like this ;~;

>tfw Isla is obsessed with imaginary girlfriends once more
:^O

mtfg operating under prison rules, eventually everyone starts fucking each other

>>6930047
mm alright :(

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>>6930029

>>6930038
>british
We must be thinking of different Faye's then.

>>6930041
An ocean of land separates our two heroines.

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>>6930049
sounds hot
>>6930053
?

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>>6930049
ok im waiting

>>6929996
Thanks! I just ordered both volumes of it. Schoolgirl romance is the shit.

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>>6930049
I call prison claim on Grace.

>>6930049
How about mtfg house complete with glory holes.

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>>6930049
start shiving people :3c

>>6930053
Old kiwi face is from uk

>>6930053
Tis a magical mystical Faye, who's existence no one knows of, except Isla

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>>6930059
UHM

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all jokes aside, does sucking a trannies gt feel good? How would sex with a trans as a trans feel? Like the thought to me is too taboo but is it it's own separate experience and is it worth sacrificing the legitimacy of your transition over?

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>>6930049
>tfw never slept with someone from /mtfg/