/truhong/ - true hon general

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unironically posting a selfie

hey there, lord farquad

>>6889067
you are adorable

>>6889031
God made me a horrible heshebeast instead of a real girl so I wouldn't defile my body by having a lot of sex.
He let me have some peace and feel not as bad about how I look, so I will learn from this and die a virgin hermit.

>>6889067

Legit thought "that's not a hon, that's a lady" scrolling through

Stay happy senpai

>>6889067
so fucking ugly

>height must be at least 5'10
i'm 6'
>shoulder to hip ratio must be at least 1.2
1.08
>underbust to hip ratio must be at least 1.05
dunno how to measure it
>shoe size must be at least 10M
10 1⁄4", yay
>if you have not been on hormones for at least two years, you must be at least age 24
25, for 16 months

finally a thread for me
also check out my other truhon stats
>long midface
>adrien brody nose
>caveman brow
>habsburg jaw
>big veiny daddy hands

>>6890477
>measure underbust
>measure hips
>???
>ratio

id be fine but my back is hella crooked its really noticeable. the worst part is it hurts alot all the time at work ok i get it but im trying to relax and i cant
im tall and skinny but my whole upper body is fked like my chest in lopsided too. i was on meds for four years between 12-16 . not by choice my hormons were dangerously unbalanced and the dr.s made it sound like i didnt have a better option
hips are not in line with shoulders

>>6890773
Go to a physiotherapist

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>>6889031

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Since most of the hon pics that get posted are from my imgur album il just link it for you faggots

http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq

>>6892304
this one suffers from the "balding millennial syndrome"
http://i.imgur.com/hhwlGRl.jpg

why the F would anyone whose hairline is this bad ever had their hair done like this? what's the matter with these people

>>6889067
looks cis

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Hey /lgbt/! It's been a while...

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>>6892490
And here's one femmed up a bit.

Can I circumvent the rules if I have a hairline shitty enough that regardless of anything else I'll always be a hon?

>>6889031
>>underbust to hip ratio must be at least 1.05
do people like this exist? i thought i had it bad and my hips are 39" but my underbust is 36"

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>>6889175
>>6889198
>>6889210
>>6892441

y'all can say that but i look like this

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I accept my doomed honness.

>>6892504
No, of course not. The rules are there for a reason. Hairlines are trivially fixed during hair transplant or ffs

>>6892516
... Yes
That's the point of this thread. It amazes me how shitty people are who unironically have almost 40" hips or even greater and still complain, even though that basically guarantees good ratios

>>6893693
having big hips doesn't mean shit when you still look likea fucking man with gyno.
you sound like the ppl who think that age isn't a meme once you hit puberty.

>>6893727
>Hurr I started at 16 and my proportions are in female range but I still look like a man!! I'm such a hon :(( :3
Kys

>>6893745
you're a year off but, i have measurements in the male range.
my brow was fucked by 13. i have the fucking crimson chin. how the fuck am i not a hon?

>>6893753
Ah I should have known it was you
Unironically kill yourself

>>6893758
fampai, i was fucking tone w/ puberty at 17. my lower face can really only be helped by going brandy alexander. on it. my shoulders look massive on me. i have a fucking massive ub
my profile is JUST status. how the fuck does this not make me a hon?

>>6893771
back to "hon" gen with you
Bye

>>6893693
idk, people on here tell me im a hon constantly
apparently i have decent measurements, i'm 5'11" too so i look sort of proportional i think

>>6893610
you look like a mom

>>6889031
hey, your rules are excluding hons like me

>>6891982
under appreciated kek

>>6898255
LOOOOOOL

i am laughing so hard right now

>>6892490
I remember you

>tfw perfect in everything else but have 10.5 feet and a 7 inch dick

kill me

>>6889031
the hon in the op should try cosplaying Guts from Berserk