Gay general gaygen circe sucks poz loads edition

Suh dudes

http://skinskewer.tumblr.com

Rare actually extremely common circe

>>6870148
you've just become the worst trip here, congrats filthy fag

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>>6870171
I try ;)

>>6870171
You're just butthurt you didnt see a fat ass

>>6870171
stop being so mad you didn't get to see a literal who's ass

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>>6870164
Jesus Christ, this person is revolting.

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Post what you're currently listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XheJnmLAwhk

>>6870184
My professor talking about shit I'm 100% sure won't be on the exam

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>>6870184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48Za7VZR_c

>>6870164
How does Circé get such a relatively qt bf?

>>6870212
by being cute himself

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How are you holding up friends?

I managed to get a day off tomorrow so I'll be enjoying a long weekend. I also had a noodle salad with bacon bits for lunch and it tasted great.

>>6870222
Yeah, but... No...
>By relatively, I actually meant objectively.

>>6870229
CAT POSTER IS CUTE
CUTE

>>6870212
CIRCE IS UGLY
UGLY

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>tfw you know someone is wrong but they keep thoroughly believing that 2+2=12

>>6870229
Wondering why things can't go right for me.

Clearly, I am the problem in my life, not sure how to fix that.

>>6870235
>CIRCE IS UGLY
>UGLY
YEAH, BUT CIRCÉ'S BF IS ATTRACTIVE
ATTRACTIVE
(Nice taste btw, Circé)

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how are most of you guys lonely
like are you really THAT fucking ugly and boring LOOL

>>6870257
>are you really THAT fucking ugly and boring

If I wasn't, I wouldn't be wasting my time here.

>>6870229
I'm just sitting here, alone. Haven't done any work; effectively just in temporary NEET mode.
I count down the days until I start at university. 22 days left. Just 22 days.
Maybe I'll find a bf there. (I doubt it).
Maybe I'll find friends there. (I doubt this less).

I ate samosas and they tasted OK, but they were a bit bland.

>>6870257
Fuck off circe

>>6870259
why dont you try fixing it boo

>>6870264
you won't be doing jack shit @ uni unless you're dorming there and attending as much shit outside of your lectures as you possibly can imo
literally no one in any of my classes wanted to talk outside of group activities, but everywhere else people were talkative as fuck

>>6870266
>Fuck off Maki

ftfy

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>>6870229
I'm doing alright.

You got any plans for what you're gonna do this weekend, catposter?

>>6870266
Not her
>>6870268
Not her either

Stop being so paranoid over the truth 2bh

>>6870267
How am I supposed to fix being boring?

I don't have money to fix being ugly.

>>6870273
find things you're interested in and pursue them, like every other non boring person

>>6870267
>unless you're dorming there
Of course I am. It's not really University if you don't stay in the dorms.
It's single accomodation, but shared kitchens and communal dining hall.
>attending as much shit outside of your lectures as you possibly can
I'll be doing quite a bit; I've heard that there's a lot of societies at this one.
I am doing one of the hardest medical courses in the world, so I still need to stay focused on work. People have reported that it's easy to have an active social life there, though, since every course is really hard so everyone spends a lot of time studying and nobody gets left out.

>>6870287
good luck and enjoy anon
and remember no one takes first year seriously and half of the people in your program will be gone by 3rd year anyways

I love circe

>>6870290
But it's a really selective university for people who can brain really well; everyone takes first year seriously there. They get 1, maybe 2 dropouts a year maximum for medicine, and not very many for other subjects.

>>6870244
Have you read master Eckhart Tolle's "The Power of Now"?

It's not an useless "self-help" book like the rest of them, it's something that potentially changes your whole mindset.
>>6870269
No reservations! I'll probably play with my newly bought DS tomorrow, barbecue with friends on Saturday, and relax and do school stuff on Sunday.

I have a lot of free time and life is good.

>That guy that calld circe him


Wew lad

Are we really going to lie to ourselves and call her a man?

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>>6870313
>the power of now
>"THE GUIDE TO SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT"

Any book that tells you it can offer you the secret to happiness, enlightenment or zen is complete bullshit. If such people knew how to get these things, they probably wouldn't take the time to write pretentious self help books about it.

>therapist gives me a shitty copy of a self help book he told me wasn't like the rest and would really help me
>title is literally something about attaining zen
>read a few pages he marked out for me and my problems
>it's fucking trash I can easily rebuttal
>mfw i decide to burn it and tell him I'll read it later

>>6870406
If I was your therapist I would've gotten my feelings hurt. :(

>>6870406
Zen is possible but I always end up crying when trying to reach zen because life is sad ._.

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>>6870406
>tfw you will never be this mentally fucked up

>>6870408
He was too positive and Enlightened™ to get his feelings hurt. If he found out I'm sure he could just meditate it off and wash it down with a Crystal Chakra Energy™ he bought from etsy.

>tfw starting a new job tommorow
>tfw made a sigil that im going to do a ritual on tonight fully.
How does one acquirr peace im too miserable and dumb.

>>6870406
Hey, it works for me.
>If such people knew how to get these things, they probably wouldn't take the time to write pretentious self help books about it.
Why not? The whole point of spirituality is to end suffering, if you get how to do just that why wouldn't you try to spread the knowledge?

>>6870430
congrats on your new job but i have no idea what the fuck you said

>had my first anal with a 25y/o (im 16)
>swallowed his cum
Did not enjoy getting fucked in the ass nor did I enjoy swallowing his cum. I'm into women and I never liked men for their appearance. I did before this, have interest in having sex with men. Did not find sucking his cock arousing either. I hope I didnt catch hiv from him

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>>6870472
It probably works for you because you're a retard who uses the self enforced delusions of control offered by these books as a crutch. The idea of life long happiness or happily ever after is a recent invention that they capitalize on knowing that adults who grew up being promised such things will gladly buy it, enlightenment isn't something you attain via a book and zen isn't something you need to pay for.

None of these books have real scientific or psychological backgrounds, it's wishy washy bullshit for weakminded middle class moms and desperate ugly people.

>>6870476
Im creating a sigil. I got drunk and learned how to make sigils that go into your subconscious and help reinforce your actions.

>>6870485
*19

>>6870485
just become a gay4pay pornstar then wtf you doing it for free if you hate it

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>>6870406
>i decide to burn it and tell him I'll read it later

your diagnosis: passive aggressive bi-polar disorder

try improving your self-talk.
instead of instantly criticizing everything and writing it off as worthless (probably what you do to yourself as well) you might try giving things (and yourself) a chance to work.

meditation works for millions of people every day.
maybe the book is pretentious; many are.
maybe your therapist is clueless, many are.

but your attitude runs counter to the goal of therapy which is to find solutions.

you won't know if something works until you try it.

if you think you know everything then you are a narcissist or a psychopath. but i guess these coping mechanisms make you feel smart which makes you feel better about yourself, even if you don't actually have much knowledge about how the world works.

if you automatically discard the therapist's advice then you would be better off not wasting your time and money by going to therapy.

IM STRAIGHT BUT I WISH I HAD A BF REEEEEE

We can do sweet things together...


How come gays irl are really cute in their mannerisms?

>>6870526
i know shitpost but this reminds me of the time a friend told me if i had long hair he would fuck me because I "laugh like an asian girl"
jfc breeders are 2 much

>>6870521
>all these spicy assumptions
I'm in the UK and that therapist was free. I don't even have him anymore, I got moved onto another one who was great and actually helped me a lot without refusing to acknowledge anything that isn't completely positive.

I went to therapy for being severely depressed and suicidal, only went because my doctor said I needed to that first if I wanted medication so that she could get a better understanding if it was safe to give me stuff.

I don't criticize everything and write it off, I'm usually the last person to do that and it leads me to be the only one defending some things, but I've been through the whole new age spirituality phase and I know it's bullshit. Given the amount of shitty baseless assumptions you're making, I take it you're aiming for a job in psychology?

You guys should leave circe alone
She's actually really sweet

>>6870568
>I don't criticize everything and write it off
lmaaooo

>>6870128
Surprised I'm not on that list

>>6870526

Literally just get a friend who is a guy. Or if you really want to, find an asexual.

>>6870586
Because you're irrelevant and nobody actually cares about you

who are you again?

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>>6870586

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jupptiddies best tiddies

>>6870572
Go back to mtfg we don't give a fuck if someone is sweet. Were not failed men like you who fall in love with anyone who is nice.

Fuck off you disgusting tranny. She should leave if she doesn't want to get bullied.

>>6870607
>Were not failed men
that's pretty interesting given majority of the posters here who matter or have mattered are actually just that

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>>6870606

>>6870622
i can never tell if that's emilia or that girl from orange is the new black

>>6870618
t.circe
t.basic
t.tranny

>>6870490
But that's wrong. Tolle was university educated in psychology and philosophy.

There are other psychologists who thought that life shouldn't be horrible as well. These include Wilhelm Reich and Carl Jung.

The idea that the self is determined completely by environment is a Freudian concept and that guy was off the rails.

>>6870622
lets see yours baby bear

>>6870628
2bh ive only posted my pic once and made someone depressed so dont come @ me sis

>>6870631
So you're a tranny?

Anybody who gets depressed because someone is good looking deserves it. Men don't get jealous.

>>6870639
no not a tranny

>>6870630
Nein. Mine are not as baratiddilicious and they're a bit gyno flavored. No bueno, but they're getting better.

>>6870642
You're still garbage if you stand up for circe.

>>6870649
im not standing up for her tho

>>6870648
gyno flav titties >>>>> non gyno tapas

>>6870658
If my life wasnt pathetic and garbage and if I wasn't a literal retard maybe than i would be doing something more productive than bullying circe all day. I really do hate her. I think shes a piece of trash that needs to blow her brains out but why do I get so obsessed easily?

I wish I was dead.

>>6870648
>gyno

post them anyways bb

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>>6870686
You first.

>>6870700
I asked first bb

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>>6870700
no u

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>>6870700

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>qt guy cooks me dinner and we hug after
The dinner was actually good too

>>6870795
Bf him.
Bf him now. No buts, no butts, no excuses.

He's qt, he made you dinner, and he hugged you. Make him bf now.

>>6870607
>>6870618
>>6870628
>>6870631
>>6870639
>>6870642
>>6870649
>>6870658
>>6870683
>tfw want to tell you to be nice to one another but not sure if that's pushing mtf culture.

>>6870795
>tfw I'll never have this

>>6870795
>we hug after
S M H
F A M
Gotta reward that sort of behavior with dickings.

>>6870795
What was dinner?
>>6870705
>>6870718
Reeeing so hard right now.
>>6870791
Basically the same moobies there.

>>6870833
>What was dinner?
cum

>>6870822
ill make you dinner :)
vegemite on scones :)))))

>>6870833
>REEEEEING

buttslut is the better canadian

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>>6870850
You're disgusting.

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>tfw lifting can't fix autism

Hi Circe!

>>6870850
>vegemite on scones
Can I have a hug after too?

>>6870802
Plan on it
>>6870822
Didn't think I would either bud. Beleeb in yourself.
>>6870829
He had to go to a lab there wasn't time for no fucking. Also were both mildly autistic (in the Meme way not literally) so I take a hug as a major accomplishment
>>6870833
Chicken quesadillas. Nothing fancy but it was very tast. He prides himself on being a good cook

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>>6870864

>>6870861
2bh i wish I had an aussie friend to cook for and add vegemite to literally every meal and see if he can tell

>>6870865
i'll give you more than just a hug

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>>6870866
It never has to be fancy. As long as it's tasty then you succeeded.
>>6870853
Oh nooo.

>>6870866
>Also were both mildly autistic (in the Meme way not literally)
are you sure...

>>6870606
I want to molest these.

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>>6870866
>Chicken quesadillas
vaguely mexican food always tastes good

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>>6870868
because circe is cute :3c

Its fucking disgusting that people actually like circe now.

NEW POLL
>NEW POLL
NEW POLL
>NEW POLL
NEW POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/11184073

>>6870917
>people
>plural
Try again more like
>person

>>6870917
>circe samefagging counts as people
I'm pretty sure everyone still hates him

>get messaged
>he's complaining about his girl
>last time he did this we fucked
>he stops all communication
>check facebook
>they're not fighting anymore
lordt fuck women

>>6870921
There's something unbearably fuggable about guys who have a smooth baby face but are all fuzzy under their shirt.

>>6870939
nononono its just one guy : )

its just one guy that hates circe :)

>>6870848
>eating cum on the weekdays

save it for the weekends

Some dude on OkCupid asked me

Today - 5:41pm
Do you do your hair or shave or anything? Or are you still kinda guyish??

Does he think I'm trans or something?

He also asked to see my dick.

>>6870978
i literally have no idea what the fuck his intentions are
>do your hair
>or shave
like normal human beings? idgi

>>6870989

Me: I shave my face and I shave down there if that's what you mean
Him: Wanna show me? Lol id love to see...
Me: What, you want me to whip out my dick?
Him: I mean we could mess around if you like?

Like, what the fuck

>>6870963
>not swallowing all that protein and testosterone rich cum whenever available
>not wanting to get big

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>>6870184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>6870998
lmao so wait the prior questions were him trying to get some nudes?
like what

>>6870240
Who dat?

>>6871029
my goal body & hubby 2 B H
(I don't know who he is)

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these questions are getting weird

Why do so many profile pics in gay apps look so... soulless. Like they were forced to take the selfie otherwise they would end up eternal virgins.

>>6870184
Kill me, Pete

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>>6871035
>welcome to okcupid

>>6870884
>>6870897
Damn straight
>>6870886
XD you sure got me lol I've been had !xDDD
>>6870978
You should ignore this guy

>>6871035
tbqhwyf all of those okc questions are sketchy
>do you agree with abortions
i mean is it really an abortion if im farting out cum

>>6871040

Oh god now you have me checking my profile pictures to make sure they look good

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>>6871059

>>6871055
>XD you sure got me lol I've been had !xDDD
I'll take that as a yes...

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>>6871059

>>6871060
As long as you aren't shirtless, taking a picture with the camera directly in front of you at a bad angle, with no facial expression whatsoever - you're ahead of the game.

How do I communicate my interest in Physics to potential partners without seeming either like a cringeworthy retard or a supremely arrogant jerkoff?

>>6871070

Well, I have a lot of selfies because I'm not photogenic but I'm smiling and clothed

So I hope it's good

>>6871069
this is what I mean like what is my future nipple twister going to do with information like that?

I CAN HEAR THE DIFFERENCE IN FLAC FILES

just kidding I just turned up the volume

>>6871063
hey jupp

Whats a good tricep barbell exercise isolation?

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>>6871079
>I have a lot of selfies because I'm not photogenic

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>>6871095
Hay is for horses.

>>6871110

I mean uh

I'm not photogenic so most of the time I avoid taking pictures with other people and just take a few selfies every few months that I think make me look good

>>6871077
Why would you need to communicate such a thing if you weren't either of those things?

>>6871106
Cable pull downs and skull crushers are my go to.

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>>6871106
Probably this one

http://www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/detail/view/name/decline-close-grip-bench-to-skull-crusher


www.bodybuilding.com/exercises

>>6871113
nice tits :)

>>6871106
>isolation
giggling

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>>6871140
Thanks, but only SP can suckle them.

>>6871077
literally never mention it until asked about it
and then when asked about it, talk about it like you know it all and are barely trying :)

>>6871077
1) Find potential partners with an interest in physics. (If it really matters to you, a serious candidate need have some interest in yours anyway.)
2) Don't overdose - it takes a while to find a common language and adjust a bit to eachothers' levels.
This worked (got my technophobe b/f all into computers, which he hated and didn't want to hear about).

>>6871077

One guy I was hanging out with had a doctorate in astrophysics, he was pretty smart.

>>6871181
>b/f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-3-jRskNU


Watch this if you want your mind blown.

How do we fix gaygen?

>>6871330
We don't.
It's dead.
This board is dead.

>>6871330
we ditch the lonely virgins

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>>6871330

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>>6871358
You thought you could get rid of me so easily, did you?

Hey homos, what is the gayest thing you did today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbNETsr4KZ8


Do gays like flexible men? Would you fuck rvd?

>>6871371
>tfw finding out the anus isn't THAT elastic

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>>6871372
>what is the gayest thing you did today?
Got fucked in the ass by a man.

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>>6871149
Poor Kyle Harrington

>>6871389
That's pretty gay!

>>6871372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGpkqWgU74A

desu it's pretty crazy how this place can drive people insane
or maybe it's not really the culture around here that's doing anything, but rather this platform just attracts really vulnerable losers

>>6871413
It's fuckin 4chan I'm not sure what you expect

speaking of losers 2bh

>>6871389
>not flip flopping

c'mon now

>>6871440
>flip flopping
zzz

>>6871413
Lol who has it driven insane

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>>6871401
Yes. Yes indeed. What's your gayest thing of the day?
>>6871446
It's pretty great, anon.

>>6871372
I translated the song "¿Quién será?" from Spanish to Japanese so I could sing about my "tfw khv with no bf" feels... 日本語で...

[spoiler]Also I fapped to gay porn titled something along the lines of "boyfriends make romantic love" and felt lonely afterwards.[/spoiler]

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>>6871470
>It's pretty great, anon.

>>6871475
Spanish AND Japanese???? To appropriate late 90's television: How you doin'?

>>6871470
Forced my one gay friend to go to dinner with my parents and I out of some deep seated loneliness.

>>6871511
>How you doin'?
Didn't you make this trip while you were trying to flirt with me, then discovered that I was in the UK and started instantly flirting with another anon as soon as I went to sleep?
...

Yeah, I'm OK. Pretty tired again and should be sleeping right around now, though.

>>6871573
damn gurl go in
sleep tight dont let the tesco bugs bite

>>6871573
It's hard to keep anons straight. Or gay. Or whatever.

srsly tho oceans don't mean nothin' we should skype sometime ;)

>>6871586
(i'm sorry I'm a little drunk)

>>6871573

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>>6871586
>>6871594

>>6871586
>>6871594
OK... I'm spontaneously falling asleep now, though...
Maybe I'll leave it tomorrow or something... I dunno...

"Tomorrow" is a funny concept with timezones. I mean, technically it's Friday for me, but it's Thursday for America.

>>6871616
G'night! (don't worry I work with different time zones and have lots of friends in different time zones as well ;) )

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>tfw learning to think for myself.

Its tough im such garbage. Picking a lifting routine a stretching routine picking exercises for my butt ._.

>>6871646
you'll be a big boy any day now! :33

Someone tell me how I can find a rich guy who'll give me money and nice things in exchange for sex. Ideally he'd be good looking, age isn't a factor and I'd do other things like house chores and grocery shopping too.

>>6871716
This has to be something you can achieve on Grindr or Scruff.

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>>6871594
>(i'm sorry I'm a little drunk)
Post butt
>>6871488
You're missing out.

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>>6871777
>777

super lucky

>>6871728
Sadly no. At least not yet for Grindr anyway. Only guys I've met on grindr are old creeps that want to fuck any young thing they can or young "straight" guys that just want some head. And of course theirs the endless amount of guys that are "NOT LOOKING FOR SEX I WANT ROMANCE I'M NOT A SLUT LIKE YOU OTHER FAGGOTS". But then they end up having sex the first time we meet and never calling after.

I just want a rich dude that knows going into how it's gonna be. He takes care of me, I take care of him. Simple. I haven't tried scruff tho

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>>6871786
So good

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>>6871777
Trips calls it
>>6871728
You must post butt now! No delay get to it. Trips 7 decided you must post butt NOW!

>>6871812
Well I've lived in the hellscape that is the suburbs of a major southern city most of my life so I've seen a lot of divorcés that are looking to blow their ex-wife's money on the first hot piece they can get their hands on.

>>6871851
>>6871777
Sorry to disappoint boys but I'm not quite drunk enough for buttposts.

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>>6871777
>You're missing out.
but ive already tried it

>>6871826
Is that even remotely attractive?

He looks like shit, desu.

WHERE

THE

TWINKS

AT

ps, im already bara AF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv1uiapxs6c
this is so amazingly shit

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>>6871864
What good are you then. You're just gums fucking flapping now. Either post butt or shut up.

>>6871920
>amazingly shit
nah just boring probably unless you're into whoever that dude is and whatever he does

idk where this stereotype came from that smart people are somehow all virgins.
All of the smart gays I've known were huge sluts 2bh.

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>>6871920
I can see you having sex to this song.

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>>6871864
That was a test and you passed.

NOW post butt.
>>6871891
Then your experience must have been pretty meh.

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>>6871957
yeah the actual experience wasn't fulfilling whatsoever, although it was great in terms of helping me figure out what I truly like

Alright lads say one thing positive about esch trip!

>>6872024
honestly it's a good thing they're all alive because having them executed would have just been way too costly - or worse have them waste hospital space because they can't successfully kill themselves

Auntie Peg died. Fuck it I'm dropping please like me now.

>>6872024
A trip?

Nah, they're worthless.

I only dig namefags like qt dann.

>Suitemate comes into my room to see what I'm doing
>Slaps his ass on the way out
What did he mean by this?

>>6872024
>Me
I'm the best
>Senpai
He gives me attention
>Mojito
He's my husbando
>Jupp
He offered to fix my sink and walked into the cupboard underneath it to do so. Nice guy.
>SP
Gives great head
>SlutBoi
Makes everyone else look more attractive
>Maki
Quality poster
>Hitler
He can bantz
>Venser
He's my other husbando
>Wiz
Fun to meme on
>Ann
Morrowind is one of my fav games

>>6872102
>Morrowind is one of my fav games
You fucking liar

>>6872126
the joke
>
>
>
your head

>>6872129
>your head
>
>
>
>
>
>jupps head

I don't get it though

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>>6872147
>>jupps head

>tfw order rainbow dildo
>finally arrives
So do I record some playing with it for my bf or not is the question

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>tfw going to do your first ritual tonight


Wew lad

This is legit going to be my last post...

This is going to be intense. I have made a sigil.

Chaos magick lads have a hot guy.

>>6872286
the lighter colours like red and yellow will turn more hazy over time per use because the feces will stain the material a darker tinge of brown.

>>6872322

Not if it's good quality silicone

>>6872308
sounds like a waste of time. you sound retarded.

>>6872367
you would know money waster

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>>6872147
>>6872126
marrowind high elf

Guys

A pocket musclecub asked me on a date

omg

>>6872407
atent you ugly tho?

fucking kill me
it's midnight and I have to wake up in five and a half hours
and I have four important exams tomorrow

also, writing code is so fucking boring and tedious

>>68687244
sounds terrible you should probably just kill yourself and save yourself the trouble

>>6872447
/kill

I wish I didn't work graveyard.
I wish I had more time for men.
Hopefully when this kickball league starts I meet some nice dudes.

I might start dating fatties exclusively and put them into a good diet & routine while I get fucked

Literally everyone wins

>>6872447
You're a smart dude, you can do it.

Turn off all electronics that can be used to distract you and just try to get some sleep.

>>6872530
It's not that I'm worried about passing the exams
I just can't sleep at night
Then I'm tired as fuck the next day

>>6872513
I loved working nights
I still miss it

>>6872462
What was the post?

>>6872557
I don't mind it either but this cute guy that seems like a good person said good bye bc I'm too busy with work and such. Kinda sucks.

>>6872557
are you even going to sleep?

>>6872598
>said good bye bc I'm too busy with work and such.
Bitch, if he was worth dating, he would have talked with you about it or made it known before he just peaced the fuck out
Don't get desperate and sad on me

>>6872606
probably eventually maybe

if I watch lesbian porn and put a sharpie in my ass and it feels like my whole body is vibrating

is it gay

>>6872637
I'm not sad about him. He was cute with green eyes and a big dick though lol.
I feel lonely so I know it's not the best time to look for a relationship. Yes I'm happy being in my own company, but I just want what other people have. I've been super envious of others lately. I want to get laid but I deleted grindr and scruff bc they make me feel like shit.

>>6872658
>bc they make me feel like shit.
how so?
Grindr just boosts my already overinflated ego

>>6872669
The compliments I get do nothing to my ego because they come from shallow minds that'll say anything to get some ass.
They make me feel like shit bc I've used them for dates and nothing ever goes passed the first one. I just get the feeling I'm not compatible with anyone.

>>6872699
lol how can you not be compatible? do you not have any good friends either?

Can you guys tell me if my OkCupid profile picture is good?

pls no bully

>>6872718
Friends are plenty. Not sure you're catching my drift.

>>6872699
>I just get the feeling I'm not compatible with anyone.
That's not always a bad thing
I'm not compatible with most people
I have a very "strong" personality to put it nicely
There aren't many people who have a neutral opinion of me, and I kind of like it that way

I'm an insensitive, overconfident, outspoken, emotionally distant, polarizing asshole
But I'm not going to change myself for other people because I don't personally need to
I don't /need/ people to like me
It changes nothing

Don't rely on others for happiness or a sense of "completeness"
And then when you do find someone who you click with it just works and is real

>>6872754
looks great, babe
hmu

>>6872773
but you said you are not compatible as in relationships. well if that is true then you should not be compatible with any friendships either unless you just have "friends" because you are a whore who hangs with everyone.

>>6872428

I'm honestly so cute like

you have no idea

>>6872773

post bussy

>>6872779
>And then when you do find someone who you click with it just works and is real

That seems impossible desu.

>>6872779
Hence why I said times of loneliness aren't the best time to look for a companion.
I don't plan on changing who I am for anybody. I'm thinking maybe I should just go get laid for a bit. I'll stop looking for monogamy for the time being and just let find me.
I've passed up so much dick lately I might just redownload scruff and message the manager of the Maserati dealership in front of my gym. He fucked me last year and has been wanting another crack at it.
Ehhhh I blame all these feels on
the Little Mermaid because I read the story yesterday and it's so romantic...
>>6872791
Your logic isn't sound.

>>6872651
well none of you fags respond to me but irl all fags do is try and fuck my pure mouth

worst of both worlds

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>>6872846
This is all you get

>>6872779
>tfw have an extremely adaptable personality and low standards
>end up with tons of people like you who tell me I'm the first person they feel like they click with

It's flattering on one hand, feeling like there is some special connection and that we're together against the rest, but deep down I know that I just tailor my personality to their needs and it's all artificial.

>>6872877

Damn gurl look at those calves tho

also
>filename

on my way

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>>6872855
>I read the story yesterday and it's so romantic
Doesn't she endure horrible pain, only to fail and be turned into sea foam in the end?

>>6872895
"Door is unlocked and my ass is in the air."
>>6872900
Each step is like pins and needles. She's willing to endure that for an ATTEMPT at love. Risking it all for a chance is tragically romantic.

do yall fags still use tinychit

>>6872912
Hey brah

Started my new cycle on Wednesday, injected 250mg test e. Doing 500mg test e every week with 50mg dbol erryday, muscles have already all hardened up like fuark so pumped nigga

if I post my picture will you guys tell me if it's good enough for a dating profile or will you just laugh and speculate about my dick?

>>6873276
go with the classics

laugh and speculate

>>6870184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8
>blushingwojak.jpg

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>>6873309

oh

okay

>>6873323
hahahaha just look at how obviously gay you are

I bet your dick is pretty big

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>>6873323

you look like you could be pretty cute

not really my type, but you have nice facial features. slightly janky hairstyle though, you should get that trimmed back a little i think.

also if you want to use a pic for a dating site, you need better lighting and either a proper camera or put your phone on a timer and further away

cameras that are too close warp the image

>>6873333

What do you mean obviously gay

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>>6873323
Dood, you're kinda cute. Not ideal dating profile image, but could be worse. It's a bit too close.

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>>6873340

better?

>>6873344

i think so

plus outside pictures make you seem more well-adjusted, so theyre always a good idea

>>6873353

I don't really take pictures of myself outside a lot

I'm terrible with photos and I almost always manage to look like I have mongoloidism in pictures of me
also you're correct about my dick

>>6873344
I think that this one is better as well. The smile looks very forced in the first picture and there's something very off-putting in that stare.
Also, even if you don't take pictures of yourself outside, I think it would be better to crop yourself from pictures with your friends.
Just my opinions anyway.

>>6873373

I've really only got one good picture of me with friends and I'm holding a pig fetus in that picture

I don't think that would be good for dating

>>6873344
This one is a bit better because of the genuine smile. Also it's kind of random, what with the old person... scooter... thing, whatever. Might be a good ice breaker if someone were to ask about it.

>>6873379
No, I suppose not.

>>6873391

I also have a picture of myself high holding an inflatable alien doll.

I really need to take more pictures. Me and my friends don't really take pictures that much. I mean, snapchat stuff but that's it.

I hate all of you tbqh.

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>>6873432

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>tfw bf

>>6873478
Harlot.

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>come out of closet
>qt shy and closeted gays now come up and talk to me all the time

i knew this was a good idea

I wish I could live in L.A. and experience the life as described in albums of Lana Del Rey, the Doors and Beach Boys.

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>>6870128
Why is chubby only qt in 2D?

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>>6873659
It's funny when bisexuals "come out of the closet" it's like Nigga you're straight with some gay ass on the side! You don't own a closet; you put your clothes in a drawer, fucking cunt lickers.

>>6873719
check your privilege you monosexual shitlord

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>>6873728
Your kind is disgusting. You pollute our community with your stink and I'm tired of it.

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>>6873743

>>6873743
Hi bb

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>>6873765

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>tfw 2pl8 bench

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>>6873799
2plate how pathetic

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>>6873831
Thanks :3

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>>6873901

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>>6873901

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>>6873919
>lack of muscle tone

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>>6873925

>>6873919
>implying i have a small mouth

been deep throating since day one senpai

>>6873743
Hey bb can't wait to see that plump butt of yours strut itself down the grocery aisles again ;)

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>>6873945
are you the same guy who also says "manually" after everything sexual?

>crushing so hard on some guy that the only things I've been able to derive joy from over the past two weeks are talking to them, spending time with them and exercise
how do I prevent myself from boredom and loneliness when they're asleep
I have other friends they're just not him ;_;

>>6873991
Its awful, all you can do is follow a hobby really. Luckily my crush wants me to move in with him, but its just making the feels even worse.

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>>6873991
Learn a language in your time alone. Research random things you've always wanted to know about the world with wikipedia and google.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LYUweWl5aQ

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>>6873995

so your crush is going to be your roommate but he doesn't know how much you <3 him? That sounds horrible

also you know how you talked about social isolation and drug abuse vis-a-vis speedballing? well I went to an lgbt youth group yesterday and even though I was insanely awkward both the guys and lesbians were nice to me and they seemed like good fun(luckily the one I ended up talking to most was cute and the only other femmy or twinky guy there and he made me giggle :3c)

I think it has the biggest chance of getting me more sober tbphwyKR

>>6874040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQRVnKdme0k

>>6874040
I don't think he knows the extent to which I like him, but he certainly is aware that I do. It hasn't pushed him away, or at least I don't think it has, he constantly invites me over and wants me to move in soon which will be great. We always sleep together in bed too, its quite a weird situation really.

That's good man, I found the documentary pretty interesting and I'd say it has good grounds, I used to hang put with pot heads and we would do nothing but that. Then I met this guy who took me away from it all and haven't touched it since really, there was only one time in the last few months that I had a joint and it was fucking awful.

Its great, he's really helping me get my life on track, I've changed my diet up too and we both cook dinners and together and stuff trying new things out.

You should stick with it man, think about it, once you quit you'll obviously be a lot more healthy, a lot more social and a lot more financially well off as you don't be speeding it on drugs. I'm glad to hear it anon :3

wtf why are there 30 trannies near me on grindr

>>6874169
honestly trannies are the fucking worst
they're on every fucking gay app now, and none of them actually filter those cunts without making you pay for whatever shitty subscription service they have

>>6874201
do they think they'll attract someone on a gay app by using a pic showing their fake tits

>>6874061

ah well good luck with your crush. that seems less like you being taunted by unrequited love and more like the set up for a poorly written erotic story where a straight guy lets his cute pocket sized little bottom boi roommate be his girlfriend for a night etc

and I remember reading that if you are quitting dope you should spend the money you save on treats yourself so I might try saving any money I would have spent on speedballs for a SLP Blood Luster t-shirt instead to match my jeans

>>6870128
Would you ever date a chubby guy?

>>6874267
That would be ideal, actually.

>>6874267
Absolutely 2bh, would be ideal. I'd even date someone who's legitimately fat and help him get to a perfect chub

>>6874267
If he were chubby like SP maybe.

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>>6874267

only if he was willing to work out with me

i could mould him over time into the perfect musclecub

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>had anal for the first time with a stranger via grindr
>next day (today), am feeling rather unusual fatigue (I didn't eat much today and also was deadlifting my max tod)
>probably pozzed

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>he's straight

>>6874472
Why does that matter?

>>6874463
Get PEP - it'll prevent pozzing.

Also, say goodbye to your chances of anyone believing you actually want a monogamous relationship (if you never wanted this, that's OK and you can ignore this section).

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>>6874485
>Why does that matter?

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>>6874463
Own the pozzing girl, get pozzed again and this time have more fun with it, and then pozz others. You're already too tainted to become anything else TBQH

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>>6874506
me in the center

>>6874506
is that a jonas brother?

>>6874307
>No fat bf
>Don't get to see him get uncomfortable about taking his shirt off in front of me
>Don't get to hear him apologise and promise he'll lose weight for me
>Don't get to tell him I don't care because I love him for himself, not for his body
>>Don't get to secretly withold that I also love his body
>Don't get to snuggle in bed and kiss him
>Don't get to rest my head on his soft arm
>Don't get to rub his chest and press my chubby belly into his round one
>Don't get to passionately but gently lose our virginities to each other when we feel ready
Pain and suffering.

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>>6874536
lol no but here have a leprechaun

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>>6874537
tbqh the feeling of a belly resting on your lower back is underrated

>>6874541
is that the one with diabetus? i know one of them's got it

>>6874547
Screw doggy style; I was thinking missionary (or some other position where we face each other).
>Our bellies rubbing against each other
>My/his penis sandwiched between them
>Masturbated by the thrusting and rubbing
>Hands left free to hold each other

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>>6874560
yeah one's ugly, one has diabetes, and one is a middle child...
so really the only one that's actually worth dating is the one that's dying of diabetes

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>get a new phone number
>random calls from every person
>phone company gave me a used shit ass number
wtf, why do phone companies do this?

>>6874579
bc what else are they going to do with old numbers
just tell them to block those numbers, or ask for a new one
you know handling things like a normal human being

>>6870618
"Matter"
Lolololol

suits is such a boring show 2bh

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>tfw watching indigo league

Why did I have to grow up.

New thread
>>6874647

Thread glt deleted somehow.
>>6874726

>>6874648
>>6874735

lel mods be funny today

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Epic simply epic.

>>6874648
>>6874735
mods can suck my mother fucking dick goddam