Gay general gaygen robot edition

I hope everyone has a good day.

Don't let things keep you down guys.

>>6866326
>posting samurbi

ruh roh

>>6866320
I know it'll be extremely hard and I may never actually do it. That's why a) I want to do it, and b) it's my life ambition, not my hobby-job for the next decade or two.
I'm not going to say something stupid like "I want to be the sole person to discover the 100% effective cure for all cancer; I expect to have this done within the next 5 years". I just want to help lots of people and make their lives better (before you ask, yes, I'm a med student, so I'm already going down that route, and yes, my university does offer an intercalated course that makes you fully qualified to go into research if you so choose (although it's extremely hard to get a place on that course)).

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>>6866342

Figuratively whom

>>6866353

Yeah I didn't mean to imply that you shouldn't, just saying that research is a pretty community driven effort, groups always publishing new literature, those groups being made up by professors, graduates, and undergraduates, at least in colleges and universities. It takes a lot of times from a lot of disciplines to make big discoveries oftentimes. I think it's a good effort though and I commend you for it, that's basically along the lines of what I want to do eventually, which is why I like my current research group I help with, even got a paper where I'm co-author for all the data I got so that's cool.

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Oh yes. Good OP pic.
>>6866359
FUCK YOU REEEEE

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>>6866375

Stop I'm running out of gifs

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>>6866383
Keep up with me.

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>tfw straight
>tfw hang out here for so long I unoronically say OOOO GRL to all my straight friends and YASSSSSS and even post drag queen gifs everywhere.

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>>6866393
Get it qworrllll

You gays are quiet tonight.

>>6866414
It's almost Ramadan

I love Becky G desu.

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>>6866414
SP is being autistic and fatposting again, naturally I am cautious.

>>6866427
I hope SP keeps posting; he has good taste.

>see hot guy at college today
>look him up
>"In a relationship with (woman)", "Married to (woman)" or "Interested in: Women"
just fuck my life up in a million pieces

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>>6866434
That swollen-faced cumdump isn't that great

>>6866435
on the flip side look out for guys who leave the interested in section blank so it doesn't show up. 8.5 times out of 10 you got a gay

>>6866434
This is the most posts weve gptten all week.

Bullying circe brings the posts.

>>6866435
Go on a gay cruise.
That's what I want to do.

>>6866446

Am i marketing strategy now

>>6866444
dub trips speak the truth

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>>6866393
>tfw gay
>tfw don't do any of those things because they're obnoxious
what's a straight guy even doing here?

>>6866452
I honestly hope you get killed. Youre everything i hate. Just dirty and disgusting. No self love just gross.

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>>6866466
For the exquisite culture

Yasgawd *tounge pop

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>>6866387
>you could have stopped this

>>6866484

this is so cute it HURTS my HEART

>>6866487
Because if your clogged arteries from the hormones

>>6866487
You are so UGLY and GROSS you need to fuck off.

>>6866494
>>6866498

You guys. <3

>>6866435
>tfw my crush is extremely boyish and cute without even trying
>only girlfriend he's ever had was a girl he was too shy to even kiss in public when he was 15, he broke up with her after a month
>everyone thinks he's gay
>decide to check out some of his online profiles years later
>still single, still cute, still acts like a boyish sissy
>interested in: women
Maybe it's for the best, he is so pure and innocent that the idea of him getting fucked by men kinda scares me.

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I'm a tripfag now because I'm an attention whore give me free attention please.

>>6866506
Some people are so deeply in the closet they pretend to like women publicly!

Some people are also just delusional that straight men are actually going to be into them.

>>6866487
>>6866494
>>6866498

I used to come here a lot but stopped because reasons.

Who are you and why do people hate you, yonder slut.

Also, does anybody know if clownshoes still posts here?

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>>6866427
Quiet you and stick to kleppe. Not>>6866437 whoever this uggo is.
>>6866484
There was no way and now I am left a broken mess scattered across the threshold of time.
>>6866511
(you)

>>6866506
I had that on my facebook a while
Partly because closet reasons but also because I wasn't constantly checking if my facebook bio was actually correct.

>>6866518
right back at (You) friend

>>6866501
Hahah yeah top banter xD lolololol were just joking when we say we hate you xD. L o L its like im really on sp xD im one of the guysxD

>>6866511

Is your name from the Anco song?

>>6866514
He has no reason to be though, he actually got pissed off when someone was taking about how bad gays were because one of his uncles is gays do he doesn't see anything being wrong with that.

Everyone was actually shocked when he got a girlfriend because he was the one we all voted most likely to be gay. But I suppose you should never judge a book by its cover.

>>6866531

I'm literally joking. I don't even know her. I'd use my gifs but I wasted them on someone I really hate

>>6866506
It's not like flamboyant straights don't exist.

>>6866511
What's your favorite Nicki Minaj song? :3

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>>6866517

I dunno, it's just a meme, I guess.
Maybe some people who actually despise me, i dunno. I can't be bothered to figure it out.
If anyone actually hates me enough to be posting about me like they do, then, i mean, i dunno what to tell you.
I'm just your friendly neighborhood slut.
I like animals and being nice and I animate and illustrate a lot when I'm not taking miles of dick.

>>6866538

And I use male pronouns.

>>6866534
yeah I'm on an AnCo binge right now and that's my favorite song from them
>>6866547
Her verse on Monster was alright
>>6866536
Well maybe he's just a feminine straight guy
Or maybe he's gay and deeply in denial for whatever reason

>>6866550
You should straighten your hair.

>>6866536
Crushing on a straight is totally not worth your time

Get a hobby or grindr or something.

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>>6866518

>>6866550
Explain the Key necklace
do you know how easy that would be to steal

>>6866550

I use she for all my gays. It was a trendy thing to do in the sixties

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>>6866558

This was last year.
Once, never again

>>6866568

It's actually woven through the little loops and has a triple knot on the back of my neck, it's pretty secure.
I've had a dom pull me up by it before, it held up fine

>>6866569

I mean, okay, i guess

>guy tells me I'm not attractive
>get upset
>why are you upset? don't take it to heart, you worry too much.

Why are men so stupid?

>>6866586
>negs you
>makes it your fault
he wants to fuck

>>6866592
Is it better to be negged or pozzed?

>>6866592
He assured me he doesn't want to have sex with me.
I am not attracted to him at all, so I'm ok with that.

>>6866586
Where you the one who inquired if they thought you were attractive? I'll assume so.

The way they see it there are two ways this can go; say no and you get upset or say yes and have some random fuck crush on them.

Just because they're not attracted to you doesn't mean you're not attractive btw.

Not unless you are legit ugly as shit LOL

post pics btw

>>6866584
don't straighten that again.
Also I might should start wearing a necklace now that sounds pretty hot
>>6866586
He felt guilty for being an asshole but wanted to deflect blame instead of being genuine. He's not stupid just a cunt
and don't act like being a cunt is gender exclusive

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>>6866605
Why do you care then???

>>6866506
Could be me

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>>6866518
It wasn't me who posted that uggo, you cad.

>>6866615
do you like being called ugly?

>>6866606
I told him I found someone who thinks I'm cute, he asked me if I was sure the guy was being for real because "I know I'm not attractive",

>>6866626
I don't really care when some shallow asshole calls me ugly.

>>6866627
Oh wow that guy is just a dick then.

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>>6866518
my waifu > your waifu

>>6866639
I want him to force me to smell his armpits.

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>>6866644

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>>6866608

Yeah, it's horrid, right?
I only did it cuz i was waiting around my sister's house while mine was being fumigated.
I really like my natural hair.

>>6866615

Did you save that off of me? : >

>>6866627
Maybe he was kidding, i have a really bad habit of doing this with people who have a crush on me.

Like i've literally gotten into arguments from the same thing word for word.

>>6866654
I've had that gif forever and probably got it off /vp/.

>>6866652
How do I get someone like this to have pity sex with me?

so I've been talking and flirting with this guy right
and he's pretty attractive I think and he's pretty charming and fun to be around and we have similar interests
I've even went on a date with him and he wants to go on second
Everything feels fine but

he still plays Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 and he watches people play them on youtube too
Is this just a little thing I should try and ignore and I'm being dumb about this or would you drop him for that?

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>>6866621
Posts were similar. I have failed the kleppe.
>>6866639
I have doubts, but still you have a nice waffle.

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>>6866691
>doubts

>>6866672
live in greece?

>>6866678
Who the fuck still plays TF2?

And meh it's really not that big of a deal breaker to me, but it is kind of a red flag to me that he hasn't actually matured at all. I have a friend who has a boyfriend kind of like that - 26 and plays in a band with no real career or income and sits around most days playing shit like Minecraft.

>>6866700
>live in greece?
???
Is Greece full of these men?

>>6866700

that man is TOO ATTRACTIVE

>>6866706
My thoughts exactly. Like the game is fine but it's been out for 9 year and F2P for 6 years and it does not have the depth to last that long
I like him but part of the back of my mind is taking that as a red flag that he's immature. Watching minecraft videos on youtube is something my 8 year old cousin fucking does.

>>6866393
Fag.

>>6866654
Are you on hormones or not?

>>6866700
>>6866718
How does a man with such a beard like that just go and not grow hair everywhere else. It's unnerving

>tfw went from being /fit/ to slowly becoming an alcoholic degnerate.

I hate myself but through magick it will get better.

Does anyone else get repelled by certain gay shit?

Like I'll look at certain guys, or certain cultural aspects of "gay identity" and just get so sick and repulsed by it.

Like one example woul be that faggot who says OH MY before he takes about 12inches of tranny cock.

Like I get it, that dudes a queer, cool. Likes getting pounded by freaks, roger, gay as hell.

But even seeing his face, knowing he likes dick is just repulsive. Physically.

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>>6866724
Meh I'd go for it but I'm a thirsty, desperate fuck so my advice is probably not worth listening to.

>>6866746
I can't tell if you're self-hating or just normal.

>tfw don't feel like setting up any dates but also too curious to delete my accounts

>>6866746
Pretty much fake fags like circe or zombii ann skellington. Failed straights bother me more.

>tfw mike dozer will never pound your 24yo bp
>tfw mike dozer never pounded your 17yo bp years ago
Hes the shape of guy I like ;_;

[spoiler]pity hes in jail and a disease ridden faggot[/spoiler]

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>>6866700
Face is a bit too...fem for my liking.

>>6866750
I've had two boyfriends, one of which was a serious relationship.

But there's just certain things that are just off putting.

>>6866700
Shame he's such a bore in bed desu

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>>6866639
Cute :3

>>6866756
>tfw anon noticed me enough to put me on a list
It's an honour, really. Thank you :)

>>6866757
>lied about status and gave 14 year old boy HIV
>was charged with "involuntary sexual deviant intercourse" and instead of murder/manslaughter
Why the fuck does "sexual deviant intercourse" even exist as a possible charge this isn't the god damn 1800s.
This is almost as retarded as the guy who nearly got his murder charges dropped because his victim was a mormon and NOBODY stopped to say "why the fuck is murder justified in this state of the victim is mormon?"

>>6866797
He didn't actually give the kid HIV. The kid got tested and turned up negative. He just had unprotected sex with him without disclosing his status.

>>6866795
You're more than likely the bully attacking poor circe.

>>6866810
It's still grounds for attempted murder charge in most states.

>>6866750
I too am thirsty and desperate just wary of doing something I'd regret. If it was a one night fling sure I'd let him fuck me and be over with it but it seems like he wants to be serious and I kind of want to too.

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>>6866326
I've come the the conclusion that my dragonborn character is actually none other than AnnSkellington

>>6866820
LMAO

>>6866820
Lel

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>>6866820
Questionable.

>>6866820
>bosmer
>those face textures
>didn't tm for the screenshot
>probably didn't even tfc either
This is me judging you

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>>6866819
It could just be a hobby or something that his friends still do that allows him to keep up with them. It's not likely and still indicative of some immaturity but it's possible.

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>>6866837
who cares.

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>>6866820
>bosmer

If he didn't like me, he wouldn't be lying about liking me and would've just told me he's not interested by now, right?

He hasn't been very talkative today ;_;

>>6866847
Have you asked if he's interested?

>>6866841
I do, filthy tree-humping cannibal. Skyrim is for the Nords!

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>>6866844
>resistant to poison
>resistant to disease
>commands animals
>best at archery
Why not Bosmer

>tfw trying to forcefeed myself cold chilli n rice to reach my macros
fuggg DDD:

>>6866847
sometimes I'm not talkative with people I'm very interested in
Sometimes people are more talkative than others
Don't freak out about the fact that they're not nibbling on your heels you'll freak them out

>>6866861
>tfw second day of not eating my protein
> going to drink away my pain

>>6866435
>>6866506
literally me too
>meet guy in the same classes as me
>cute, scruffy, blond bearish type with messy hair and plaid shirt
>kinda shy too
>look him up
>Interested in: Women
JDIMSA

>>6866882
what are the odds??

>>6866873
Just had to down a beer. I've still got like a pint of milk to go on top of the chilli. And then 2 cups of Greek yogurt before bed.

;____;

>>6866859
>worst elves
>live in a giant forest but forced to import lumber because they will literally stop existing if they cut down trees
>forced to engage in ritualistic cannibalism for the same reason
>gets shit on by khajiit even on their home turf and the only reason they still own Valenwood is because they sold out to Summerset and the Thalmor
>the only interesting thing they can do is turn into insane, bloodthirsty and horrifying monsters and go on a murderous rampage, and supposedly they can't even do it anymore
I mean they're bretons I suppose, but that's really not saying much.

>>6866888
You're going to make it rugs get swole.

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>>6866859
>weak as fuck
>half of the entire race is canonically deformed
>eat people
>bitches to the superior Altmer
>using shitty stealth archery for mega easy mode
>literally useless resistances and abilities

Kek

>>6866856
>Skyrim belongs to a bunch of immigrants still decades behind the rest of the world in technology and architecture

KEK

>>6866890
Better than bretons*

>>6866888
I'll just never understand you /fit/s. I guess I'm doomed to a life of eternal chub.

>>6866435
>tfw never had a crush on a gay guy

How the fuck do I meet fags without going to an SJW group or gross ass club

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>>6866893
>using shitty stealth archery for mega easy mode
Oh-okay.

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>>6866764
>>6866771
mean

>>6866852
I've asked him a few times, he didn't like me asking him this morning.

He said he doesn't like me second guessing him, so I figured he did still like me this morning.

But he has been a lot less talkative and enthusiastic today, and yesterday too kind of.

I don't think I should ask again, I might annoy him next time.

>>6866863
Yes, I'm trying not to be too much in fear of freaking him out.

I'm not used to having someone say they like me.

>>6866895
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>6866892
If I'm not 235 in 2 weeks I'm gonna be salty as fuck.

>>6866895
Just buy a chinup bar and eat like you do and some weights. You'll get progress. Chubs always look good after they lift. Its akinny people that fail more often.

>>6866890
>worst elves
As much as I don't like bosmer, orsimer are literally made of shit.

>>6866893
>Skyrim belongs to a bunch of immigrants still decades behind the rest of the world in technology and architecture
Well I mean it does. Everyone else who's tried to lay claim to it has gotten assfucked so far.
>snow elves BTFO so hard they nearly went extinct and had to sell themselves into slavery to save their race, to the fucking DWEMER no less
>dragons driven to extinction after nords usurp their powers and turn them against them
>forsworn and reachmen are literally a joke that only still exists because they uphold the jewish conspiracy in Markarth
Of course it probably helps that nobody WANTS Skyrim because it's a shithole, but it does have a few cool things thanks to the dragons.

>>6866910
I feel like that's a bad sign but that's just me.

>>6866913
Looks like the riods are working.

>>6866914
>implying I can lift my own weight

>>6866919
>orsimer are literally made of shit.
And yet they are STILL better than bosmer, despite the entire world being turned against the orcs.
How many times now have they rebuilt orsinium and threatened the entire world with their military strength? Remind me again which race is stereotyped as making for the absolute best smiths and soldiers in the world, due mainly to the fact that almost all of them become soldiers and then retire as incredibly successful blacksmiths?
How many times has valenwood been relevant? How many times have bosmer been relevant? Oh you mean it was just that one particular wild hunt that assassinated a nord high king? Surely they have done something else aside from lose continuous wars against elsweyr? Right? Oh, I guess maybe not.

>>6866913
post tumtum

>>6866921
The only thing Nords have going for them is dragons and the Thu'um. Except they never usurped that power, they were literally going to be wiped out if it wasn't for certain dragons taking pity on them or granting them power. Then they act all uppity like they fucking did something mighty when the truth is they had to have their hands held and be babied to free themselves from slavery.

Nords are nothing but a bunch of useless porch monkeys.

>>6866944
>>implying I can lift my own weight
Just do negatives. Jump up then slowly lower yourself down.

>>6866909
literally the most boring bottom
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>6866964
>Nords are nothing but a bunch of useless porch monkeys
Completely true.
They're hot though.

>>6866980
That's an interesting idea, friend.

honestly so fucking tired of breeders
literally who the FUCK do they think they are trying to look good in public
THAT WAS OUR THING IT WAS HOW WE KNEW WHO WAS GAY WITHOUT HAVING TO WEAR RAINBOW SHIRTS WE WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO ACTUALLY FUCKING CARED ABOUT OUR LOOKS
fucking breeders i swear to god
AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING OUR HUMOR TOO
FUCK OFF BREEDERS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>tfw guys you had sex with could have gone to jail just because you were horny
never thought about it until now, lucky no-one ever saw my phone in middle school lol

Starting to work out again. Everything hurts and I have to study while I work out otherwise I don't have time to work out.

Is it worth it or should I just cosign myself to being a fat fuck?

>>6866910
Don't worry about it.

Moods change, down time is needed, maybe he just bought a new game or something and is now enjoying it.

Maybe he hasn't been getting much sleep

Don't freak out, if you didn't do anything and the guy is atleast out of the closet you have nothing to worry about.

Jesus, don't make the mistake my boyfriend did with me and call him, he freaked out and his anxiety took control and called me crying while we were dating, don't do that

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>normfags

>>6867027
Read my post here
>>6866393
Chill girl dont throw that shade girl

>>6867036
Well if they were aware that you were a middle schooler, then it was their fault for not ignoring your messages and finding someone else to fuck.

>>6867059
NO FUCK OFF BREEDER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFF
GO BE UGLY FAT SLOBS WITH YOUR REPULSIVE WIVES AND LEAVE US ALONE STOP STEALING OUR HYGIENE AND AESTHETICS

>get messages
>convos are surprisingly all going ok
>suddenly they all die
hello

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>>6867001
looks like a trimmed version of the Bridge Keeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg

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>Just got called up for a phone poll
>Told them I'm voting for Hillary

The guy on the phone sounded gay so I needed to shore up my chances and I have his phone number now

>>6867120
>implying the bridge keeper wouldn't be hot if not for all his untrimmed hair

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Where do I find a boyfriend who has a mom which would let me fuck her and give birth to me and my boyfriend's child, and how do I convince my mom to get fucked and give birth to my boyfriend's son?

This way we could technically have biological children.

>>6867204
just be upfront that thats what you want to do, maki

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>>6867215
But that probably won't work. How about a rape cellar?

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>>6867204
>Where do I find a boyfriend who has a mom which would let me fuck her and give birth to me and my boyfriend's child, and how do I convince my mom to get fucked and give birth to my boyfriend's son?
>captcha is Rupert STOP

>tfw he wanted to hang tonight but he didn't ask me until 9:30 PM
Like nigga I wouldn't have procrastinated homework if I knew you wanted this baka

>>6867204
Why not just skip the middle ground and fuck your own mom? And then fuck the kid too because I mean you've already fucked your mom for the purpose of procreation so it's not like you can be any worse.

Or better yet, just fuck yourself!

>>68676867
Not every autist is one person you fucking cuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckR88ZjvSs

Intro to hermeticism

>>6867250
Can you read? You seem to miss the point entirely
>Why not just skip the middle ground and fuck your own mom?
Because that's disgusting and a retard kid will pop out 99% of the time due to inbreeding. In my scenario I would fuck my BOYFRIEND'S mother, and vice versa.
>fuck yourself
I tried when I saw someone else do it online but my penis was too short

>>6867343
>I tried when I saw someone else do it online but my penis was too short
Damn, I guess you're out of luck then.
Also I feel this song is relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

2bh it's way easier to tell who's gay through video than it is irl

>>6867367
wrong

>>6867382
come correct or dont bother coming @ all

Am i gay if I only want to fuck mens mouths when im drunk?

I want to kiss sp

>>6867405
yeh

>>6867405
>Am i gay
if you're asking this question, 90% of the time the answer is yes.

>>6867438
I want a bf really badly ._.
Women cant satisfy me EMOTIONALLY like a man can..

I hate when bottoma though act like women and start getting psycho sub not into any sensitivity or anything. Its annoying because I want a partner not some social structure freak that wants me to talk down to them and degrade them always.

I want a boy emotionally and a woman sexually.

>tfw you accidentally call him when you're mad at him

fuck i'm so stupid i ruined everything
now it's gonna seem like i'm needy

>>6867451
just get a femboy twink bby.

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>>6867453
Calm yourself, anon. What happened? Why were you mad?

>>6867466
Fembois are trannies though in disguise. They are failed straights and pretend to like masc because its femibine xD

Women are nothing but prizes. Men are partners.

>tfw creating a ritual to elimante addiction.

whats with the absurd amount of new posters replying to maki's recycled bait

>>6867540
They most likely just started at college or the new semester, thinking they can come here to blog about their mundane lives. As the workload picks up, they'll drop off if they haven't been bullied out of here by then.

Basically a bunch of reddit-tier fags with their newfound gay identity thinking that they can make a name for themselves on this wonderful forum.

>>6867549
don't be ridiculous, that's not the case at all

>>6867549
Its pretty absurd how many people have been bullied out. Its really funny.

HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW IF HES INTO DUDES

>>6867791
Suck his dick. If he pukes, he's straight.

What are your opinions on middle eastern guys? I havent really been in touch with my homo side yet. I'm thinking of going to a gay bar this weekend.

Im getting watched but I still call people niggers

I hate this general but its so fun.

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Im going to become an alcoholic

Fuck lifting all it does is get faggots in love with me.


Fuck you all fuck everything i hate everything


But im positive I love everyone if you ask xD

Id never lie to you

Unless i had too id dk what i got to

I took an ambien 45 minutes ago and I still can't sleep

>>6868138
Take more

You'll have a story at least

>>6868145
I have to wake up on time for and drive to work tomorrow

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>>6868154
Let me fuck your mouth and cum on your face while youre high faggot.

Ill drive you to work tommorow just let me fuck your boycunt

>>6868166
Ok

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>>6868209
._.

I hate all of you but love gays.

Im drunk.

I made a sigil to eliminate addiction.


I want a bf tho...

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>>6868296
That's nice anon.
Have a bara dude

>>6868314
Im not a fucking faggoy though

Id kiss you guys drunk tho tbqh and love you all ._.

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>>6868338
We love you too anon.
Have another bara dude

In disbelief about telling my mom im gay last night

Like i can hardly believe it... Its a weird feeling. Dont know why it matters but it does.

>>6868359
It's the feeling of removing a burden from your conscience. It would be just like if you wore a piece of jewelry for years and then decided to take it off one day.

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>tfw banned from another discord group

That's three out four and I've only had discord for two weeks. Sad thing is im trying to make friends.

I wish I was dead.

Maybe I am crazy.

Really really really really really want someone to cum in my mouth... I'm dying for it.

>>6868392
Nobody cares. Fuck off.

>>6868411
Ill cum in your mouth

>>6868423
I hope you get raped you fucking faggot

>tfw me and bf tried pissing on each other in shower
>it was hot as fuck, the smell was intoxicating
>we licked the piss from each other's body
>kissed with its taste in our mouth
Never seen bf cum so much in my life. This is literally the lewdest thing I've ever did

>>6866517
He did post again up until recently, though he seems to have since stopped again.

>>6868457
Kill yourself, Maki.

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What's your bf/husbando like gaygen?
Has he told you he loves you today?

>Being alone
>2016

I hope you don't do this.

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

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>>6867242
You're disgusting.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/two-father-babies-could-soon-be-possible-no-egg-donor-required/

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>>6868655
>dubs
UNF

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>>6868655
Do leather and piercings trigger you too?
Do I get a reward for finding an image with all your triggers in it?

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>>6868677
dubby dubs

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>only places I plan on visiting are relatively lanky (France, Norway etc)
>I'm only 180 (5'11")
Do most gays really care about the height of their partner and do they consider it to be a major choosing factor? Because I want to fuck some foreign ass and not get a huge complex of inadequacy in the process.

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>>6868689
>be 5'9"
>go to Germany
>everyone is around my height
You must be a heightist /fit/izen.

>>6868689
They care about whether or not you frogpost.

>>6868689
>Do most gays really care about the height of their partner
Not particularly, though short guys are really hot for some reason. Doubly so if they're muscular and hairy, and infinitely more if they're bottoms.
I guess I just really like height difference, and I'm on the upper end so guys that are taller than me aren't tall enough to give the same feeling of height difference as short guys do.

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>>6868689
>5'11
That puts you at about average in Norway, and above average in France.

>>6868677
You are now picturing jupp fucking samurbi. Manually.

>>6868584
>>Being alone
>>2016
>I hope you don't do this.

>Have no bf
>Never had a bf
;_;

>talk to guy on grindr
>he's visiting my city
>arrange to meet
>he's staying in hotel far out of town
>originally says he'll come pick me up
>now he's asking if I'd mind getting s taxi instead
>says he'll pay me back the fare
Does this make me a whore? I'd pay the fare myself but I'm really poor at the moment and I'm trying to save.

>>6868770
>Does this make me a whore?
Not really. It's basically the same as him taking the taxi himself and paying for it himself, except you end up at his hotel rather than him at your house.

>>6866909
I didn't realize that this guy has actually does porn

name/link?

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>>6866824
>>6866831
You've been a good friend to me, that means something.

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>>6868770
It makes you gullible.

>>6868878
Post you're baratiddies bb

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>ur boyfriend sends you this

Idgi is he trying to come out as a 4chan nerd?

I hope he doesnt find my slutty af lewds

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>>6868915
Will this suffice?

>>6868957
It's outdated bae

>>6868920
no it means he loves facebook

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>>6868959
Not much has changed.

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>>6868963
those are some bombasstiddies

>>6868963
Does sp have tiddies as nice as yours?
He seems to post samurbi tiddies as if they're his own ;;

>>6868963
How much can you bench jupp onii-chan

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>>6868963
REMOVE

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>>6868984
Yes he does, but they're smaller.
>>6868987
Idk last time I tried it was like 260 lbs.
>>6868988
Remove yourself - from this world.

>>6868770
Just a prank bro

>>6868994
this, the dude's fake

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>tfw toggle between programs and game crashes
Fucking shit this is the 3rd time I've done this barrow.

>>6869082
That's common in Bethesda games. Bugs. Bugs everywhere.

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>>6869089
Thanks a lot Todd.

>>6869119
Did you buy FO4 yet like a good goy?

>>6868991
>260lb

C-can I use your pecs as a pillow?

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>>6869140
SP did. I'm not much of a gun person though. I prefer bows, swords, axes. First person shooter games are kinda boring imo. The only one I enjoyed was RE4 on Gamecube. Many memories were had drunk playing that with my brother. When ever Salazar would be done talking my brother use to say "Yeah, whatever Salad-bar." Hue hue hue

>>6869170
No, but SP does all the time.

>>6868963
THOSE TITS

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>>6869180
>a bethesda family

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>>6869191
but RE is made by Capcom anon.

>>6869180
Do you lift with your bae?
Y/Y not?

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>>6869213
Of course I do we have gym memberships which sadly we don't use as much as we should. Things will change though. Once we get into routine we'll lift more often.

>>6869221
Start tomorrow. Drag your waifu to the gym.

>>6869198
and im sure skyrim >>6869082
is too huh

>>6866480
Youre worse than the /pol/ fags who come on here

>>6869239
Um, no Skyrim is made by Bethesda

What the fuck are you going on about retard.

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I feel bad for him. He's so cute but no one wants him ;_;

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>>6869326
>mfw the first time I heard his voice
Definitely a bottom.

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>>6869326
>>6869351
maybe, look at those thighs

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>>6869351
For once I agree with you outlander.

Have you kissed a man today, /gg/?

>it's a 30-year-old on Grindr has been 30 for the last 5 years or so and has never changed his age
what does he mean by this?

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>>6869398
Bring a crucifix.

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>>6869398
It means he's 50 years old and probably has HIV 75% chance; especially if he calls himself "boi".

>>6869221
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>6869398
he means "I will give you aids ;)"
>>6869396
don't remind me

>>6869396
>Have you kissed a man?
;_;

I want a girl to watch me have gh3y seks.

Would this be difficult to set up?

>>6869601
most girls think it's gross just like most straight guys think it's gross

>>6869594
>responds to Circe
>obviously Slutboi's new trip

Had this old guy keep winking at me in the gym.

I live in the closet. I can't tell if he's gay or just friendly.

He was mirin tho

>>6869678
gross

>>6869679
Jokes on him. I don't like old dudes.

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Woke up late again

Im finished lifting alcoholism is my next thing.

Its been years im sick of counting macros and lifting when i dont even look like i lift..

My clothes are still dirty and im not showering. I wake up every morning miserable.

>>6869692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

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>tfw started college again after dropping out 2 years ago
>was hoping to be social and maybe somehow get some friends or even a boyfriend
>my class is 90% girls
>the guys are straight and not even the kind of people I'd want to befriend
>no such things as lgbt clubs or whatever in my country so will probably never even meet people outside of my class
>still never had a bf or even went on a date
fUCK

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>he wants me to skip class to go hang out with him
hmmmmmmm

>>6869729
Sounds like a bad boy.
Be careful!

>>6867549
REEEEE

>>6867595
people really aren't that mean outside of a few specific people
maybe a little blunt but w/e

>>6867540
its still fucking happening jesus christ

What did /gaygen/ have to eat today?

Crumpets and eggs for me.

>>6868963
Daaaaamn jupp.
>mfw he'll never fuck my hairy beefy ass

SP is lucky ;_;

>>6869731
maybe if I was in highschool
in college attendance is optional anyways truancy is just lazy
I actually can't let my gpa drop below a 3 or else lose scholarships and I'm at a 3.03 so I think I'll not
>>6869737
Chik Fil A. I feel like a bad gay

>>6869738
post ass

I'm new to this board so I'm sorry if this is common knowledge- Are there any gay dating websites that are actually good and free? I don't have a phone so I can't use grindr and other apps.

>>6869747
No.
Unless you just want quick, anonymous fucc.
In that case, all of them.
...

>>6869747
They're all going to be garbage if you're not attractive and or white, just a heads up.

>>6869737
Some veggies and salmon

How do you take sexy ass shots? I'm trying because I'm a slut and I keep on just getting weird angles

>>6869759
Probs cause you're fat, tbhq.

>>6869763
probably not wrong
also I mean like I can't even get my ass in the shot
I keep getting pictures of a quarter of my thigh or my calf and shit

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>>6869759
Gonna need to see the booty if you want accurate tailored advice

Otherwise best advice I've got is to remember to arch your back, and if your camera has a timer function set it down somewhere and use it to get into a decent position.

>>6869733
You and hitler drop trip to bully people.

>>6869780
I wish I had an anime bf ._.

>>6869809
>You and hitler drop trip to bully people
>and then blame it on Maki

>>6869747
they all suck honestly.

>>6869809
except i don't? i'm pretty upfront when i'm being hostile to the few people i dislike on this board.

>>6869810
>maki thinks this is subtle

>thought I was alone in my appartment
>take lewd pictures in the bathroom mirror
>realize that appartment mate was home and shitting several feet away from me
>any moment he could have opened the door and saw me completely naked whoring in front of my phone
wew lad

>>6869737

Lots of apples and a little bit of ice cream.

>>6869845
post butt, lets see this fat fucking ass of yours

>>6869862
You're lucky tranny that im working on a ritual that will make me have more control over my actions.

You really are the worst poster that's ever posted and just because newfags think its le ebin one guy doesn't mean the whole general likes you. We all hate you everyone just tris to ignore you so you get the hint and go away.

>>6869873
Why don't you just filter him?

>>6869878
>him

I wish I could filter you

>>6869717
Ask the grills if they've got any cute gay friends.
Or get on a hook up app.

Now that the dust has settled why does everyone hate queen circe?

>guy I'm interested isn't being very talkative lately
>told him already I wouldn't go around looking for a relationship elsewhere in hopes of things working out between us
>got two other guys showing interest in me

Ugh I really want things to work out with him, but he's just not showing that much interest

I want attention and I want it now.

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Just a reminder that circe is a genderqueer here to shit up our thread.


http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6718931/#q6720491

http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6653923/#q6655552


She is a tranny a slut and she isn't white and needs to leave immediately. She also looks like einstein with down syndrome.

>>6869928
Here's a (You)
I gave you attention.

I'm sick of coming here. It's just a bunch of shitposting fags.Shit's boring as fuck yo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko7vDdNtQfs

>>6869991
Thank you.

I wish I wasn't so needy.

>>6870003
Post nudes.
You'll get all the attention.

>>6870007
post your nudes big boy

>>6870003
No problem.
Yeah, well you play the hand you're dealt. But if you feel like this guy isn't giving you what you want, you're completely in the right to walk away.

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>>6870002
bee the change you want to see in the world :)

>>6870032
nawh, you niggers are fucked I'll just stay in mascgen and make that better. The rest of you fags can rot here and fester into a bunch of aids boils

>>6870043
>mascgen
that's still a thing?

>>6870010
Already did.
So many (You)s.

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>>6870049
>>6870032
>>6870043
>aids boils

>>6870043
If mascgen is full of whiny babbies like you who would rather complain than contribute then it can't be much better

>>6870056
that could just be untreated syphilis

>>6870051
plz post them for me now bb.

:3===D~~~~(_)(_)

>>6869863
No every pic I took turned out awful it looks like I'm trying to shit

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>>6870089
wow you are a waste of space and a total waste of energy

>>6870101
>Uses 4chan
What else would you expect

>>6870107
I expect results not a waste of my time, asshole.

>>6870109
I literally spent exactly one second of your time idiot

>>6870113
I've been waiting like a whole 30 fucking minutes for you to post your butt. I asked you multiple times. Thanks a lot it's fucking nothing.

>>6870128

New thread

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>>6870118
>This man saw a post about my ass and then waited patiently waited for my ass instead of doing literally anything els