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Fixing the OP:
>don't respond to shitposters
>post bara dudes

>zeemaps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853

>chatrooms
www.tinychat com/mascgen
https://instantchat.io/#/RaFt8Xxnrp

> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM

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Anyone else think leather is hot AF?

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>>6859520
Only on some guys and only softcore shit like harness and arm bands. Full on leather shit like the old fart you posted is just gross.

>>6859520
yes, it's positively scorching in the summer

>>6859551
What a cute hottie!

>>6859551
>Only on some guys and only softcore shit like harness and arm bands. Full on leather shit like the old fart you posted is just gross.

Hey, leather is leather. You come out twice: once as gay, then as a leather fag. And why gross?

Cute dude, but too young. Needs a few more times around the block.

>>6859552
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>>6859551
agreed

>beard
>body hair
>tattoos
>jockstrap
>arm band
>harness
>men's sock garters
>suspenders
>boots
Am I forgetting anything else? The look of chaps and leather jackets are just really bulky old and a turn off. Crops and whips/chains are just too freaky.

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>>6859608
>>6859551
>>6859520
> tfw no leather bdsm-enthusiast bf to dominate
If I had a bf I would've already bought so much fucked up shit to use on him, I would completely liberate the degenerate inside me. It would be fucking glorious and terribly depraved.

Also, how's my bros lifting progress? You HAVE been hitting the gym, haven't you, anon-kun?

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>>6859631
Glad I'm not the only who finds these hot.

>>6859635
Gotta say, I'm a sucker for the classic full leather look, cigars and all. But then again, I'm a filthy degenerate.

And, yes, I have been hitting the gym. It's still fairly early. I've been on and off lifting for two years, interrupted by a broken arm for half a year :-/ That was shitty. Doing my first full-on free handle set tomorrow, which I'm pretty excited about. It's like getting to play with the big boys from down the street, when I was a kid.

>>6859631
methinks thou doth protest too much

>>6859660
methinks is at the end xir.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks

>>6859675
We can't all be English Lit Majors, homie.

Also, UD says I'm right, too.
http://www. urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thou%20doth%20protest%20too%20much

>>6859785
Urban Dictionary is developed by and for idiots and fools.

>>6859520
No, not really.
It's kind of disgusting. What happened to just being naked during sex?

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>>6859811
Being naked is for mother's and nerds, and last time I checked, I'm half a pussy.

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>>6859820
LMAO I just read your post in Amir's voice.

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>>6859831
btw Jake is so handsome!

>>6859831
You a fan? I've watched every single episode at least three times over. If not more.

Their absurdist humor has shaped my comedic interests forever.

>>6859795
Much like a certain burmese wood carving board, but whatevs.

>>6859811
You can get naked, while you play, silly goose. Do you just strip down naked in front of a bloke the minute you get back to yours? Or do you take your time, feel each other through your clothes, letting your hands slip up his shirt and down his pants, while you kiss passionately and greedily?

Anyways, leather smells hella good, especially with a bit of fresh sweat. If you're not doing it, you're missing out imho. Again, huge degenerate here.

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>>6859840
meh, they are neat the first few times, but then it just gets annoying to me personally. Their humor is fun every once in awhile, but I once did a marathon of their skits and got annoyed and bored fast. The only thing that kept me interested after the 10th or so episodes I saw in a row is to ogle at Jake.

>>6859835
>>6859848
Jake is handsome. And I can see getting bored. But they're like, exactly my type of humor. Extremely non sensical not really making fun of anything specific but always having just really odd humor of all facets implemented.

Still waiting for that one person that shares my passion for the webshow.

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>>6859863
I'm already married, sorry.

>>6859876
You're the girl that says
>I have a boyfriend
Whenever someone she doesn't consider worthy wants to start a friendly conversation with her.

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>>6859895
No, I'm the guy who is actually married and I'm weirded out by what you just typed.

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>>6859907
>make a reference
>hey I got that reference
>Oh do you like the thing I referenced
>eh it's ok
>Oh damn I really love it
>well I'm married

O... k...?

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>>6859923

>>6859907
>>6859876
Does your husband hit you when you look at other human beings, anon? Does he smash your teeth in when you talk with other people?

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>>6859943
What kind of person asks such a weird ass abusive question. Fucking weirdo.

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>>6859943

>>6859919
>>6859923
>>6859941
These gifs are strangely hypnotic.

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>>6859943
>you must wait 3 minutes and 53 seconds

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>>6859943

>>6859965
Stop posting at me, I'm married.

>>6859988
>double dubs
Stop marrying me, I'm posted.

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>>6859988
you must wait 2 mintues and 45 seconds before posting a duplicate reply

>>6860000
>>6859998
Stop shitposting here and go back to gaygen

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>>6860011
I started mascgen sonny boy. Take what I'm dishing out to your faggot ass or leave. This is my turf.

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/mascgen/ how do you get over the fear of loneliness, the fear that you're too broken to let anyone get close to you, the fear that you're wasting your life working a job you don't like in a city you don't love stalling as your friends move away to bigger and better things, as you drift further away from your family, and as you get closer to death waiting for something to happen that never will come?

>>6860086
Grindr hookups.

Also, if you hate your job, quit. I'm a lot happier now working a job I like, then I was at a job I hated making twice as much.

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>>6860086
slightly back when I was a teenager fresh out of highschool, then I grew up moved out of this dirty old city and experienced the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko7vDdNtQfs

>>6860086
Study harder, train harder, try to solve my personal issues and do everything I can to make sure that I'll leave this horrible town as soon as I graduate.

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>>6860099
My job is okay and I get some enjoyment from it, I just don't absolutely love it like it feels like some people do and I don't think there's anything I want to do for work that I will absolutely love. I think I just don't like working, but I guess that's nothing new.

>>6860105
Yeah, I've been thinking of traveling more. I want to go on adventures like that but at the same time I want to be able to visit family when I can, and it sucks feeling like I have to choose. I'm exceedingly lucky in that I have a great immediate family and I don't wanna waste that blessing

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>>6860148
study abroad for awhile. it will broaden your horizons and you may find some hot foreign guys to hook up with

>>6860165
this

Will stronger leg muscles make me a better power bottom that sits on cock? I have a guy I see occasionally that likes power bottoms a lot, and while my mind is willing, I eventually get tired and want to sit straight down and rock back and forth. I've been slacking on lifting, but if I got back into it would it help me in that department?

>>6860180

Yes

>>6860180
Yes. Don't forget your cardio.

>>6859520

I'm quite into leather myself and have some gear from Mr. S. I sometimes just wear it out for fun.

How do I work up the courage to ask my masc fuckbuddy to let me lick his hairy armpits? It's such a turn-on but I don't want to weird him out. I also want to try lubing it up and fucking it for the lulz

>>6861232
While having sex or even beforehand just get in there for a whiff and then lick all up in it as you head out. See how he reacts. Lubing up his pit you'll have to ask him though, you weirdo lol.

>>6861232
I prefer to discuss this kind of stuff before sex, while both parties are still lucid enough. Once sex is imminent then everyone becomes a little bit stupid with their decisions and asking for stuff during that time can be uncomfortable.
You can approach this in a way that is more comfortable to him by pairing your request with questioning him about anything else he wants to do. You can mention you'd like to lick his pits and immediately AFTER ask him if there's any kind he hasn't told you yet. I would find that more considerate.

About fucking his pits, you should probably wait a while longer and ask him once he's comfortable with you licking his pits.

>>6861232
He'll love it. I've yet to meet a man who didn't like getting his armpits sniffed and licked. Love that musk.

>>6861051
Feels great to show everyone you're a pig.

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>>6859635
Managed to bench press 80kg for four reps with based gymbro today. It's not much but 10 months ago I was struggling with an empty bar so I'm really happy with myself.
Also following some advice I got here two months ago to start doing squats and deadlifts is paying off. I might squat 90kg next leg day.
So pretty great all around

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>>6861639
Ive met some guys who find it weird, but I still think just going for it is the best way if he's a regular fuckbud.

Worst case scenario is he finds it weird/does nothing for him and you apologize and laugh it off and never do it again. He's a regular fuckbud so he won't hold that against you unless he's an autist.

Easy case scenario is that he always liked this and you have nothing to fear.

Best case (imo) scenario is you show him something he never knew he'd enjoy. If he's in a horned up state then he'll probably be more receptive to this sort of thing, and again if he REALLY doesn't like it or if it does nothing you can tell from his reactions or he'll just tell you. Good Luck faganon.

>>6860148

>>6860148

Feel pretty much the same, but replace family with friends. Most of my best friends are still in my city, and as muchas I'd like to go abroad, I know I will miss them too much.

Therapy helps, it teaches you about some thought processes that may be detrimental to your overall well-being. Depression itself would unfortunately require more effort to find hobbies and sticking wih them.

[spoiler] Ofc you could always become my bf to break the monotony of life if you're pic related.[/spoiler]

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>>6861874
>tfw your based gymbro will slap and grope your ass in the lockeroom