mtfg: girl general

>>6812931
cutest miku :3

>>6812929
How is /mtfg/ girl gamers when they all play guy games with cis guys?

>>6812935
I like all of those people though...

>>6812941
>guy games
???

>>6812921
https://clyp.it/vxb3wcqr
my voice is bad rn
been crying a lot
dont even sound like a girl
>>6812917
eh i could get them anyways if i wanted to.
>>6812924
hugs wouldnt make me feel better.
sorry
>>6812931
stop MAKING EARLY THREADS REEEEE
THIS ISNT OKAY
THREADS ARE GONNA BE BANNED
>>6812935
>worse than me
nice try missy
but soemoens gonna need to try a lot harder than that to be worse than me
>>6812941
funnily enough my group of friends is all girls and one guy lmao

>>6812946
Trannies don't count as girls in your group.

>>6812946
>https://clyp.it/vxb3wcqr
it's cause you're not a girl faggot

>>6812945
>>6812946
Hey dudes we're all such girls here lets play from cs:go and overwatch awesome man.

Thank you for the info and recommendation regarding Discord. I have installed it and I'll try it out.

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>>6812955
If we play games aimed at boys we get called dudes, if we play games aimed at girls we get called AGP. The only winning option is to not play vidya.

>>6812949
around 20 years or so yeah
>>6812950
well none of them are trannies
the only guy is an ftm
>>6812951
i know im not sily
>>6812955
i don't like those games sorry

>>6812955
>overwatch
>not catering to women
???
Also never really heard of much CS:GO going on here. Personally I don't play it. last game I played was Trine.
Also are you kidding me? Attention whoring girl gamers specifically pick male dominated games like halo to play

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Halp shared dormitories are scary

>>6812970
>>6812971
>>6812976
Those mental backflips and acrobatics never cease to amaze me. Hopefully you don't actually believe what you're saying.

>>6812979
Tip: don't treat strangers the same way you treat your """""roommate"""""

>>6812976
>>6812955
most people play a little bit of CS:GO, but I haven't heard of anyone that still plays competitively

Overwatch and Hearthstone are p popular around here iirc

>>6812951
That's a pretty good voice.

>>6812989
hearthstone and overwatch both have huge female audience.

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>mfw parent so supportive they are getting you a dslr so you can document changes on hrt

>>6812989
The harder you try and justify /mtfg/ playing only man dominated games the more ridiculous you sound.

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le girl gamr Xdddd so rare >//o//<
>>6812912
i wish
>>6812918
hi anne

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>>6812984
I'll try not to but I'm kind of a sperg tbqh

>>6812997
So does starcraft, cs:go, minecraft, It's where all the chikas hang out :^)

>>6812982
i dont like overwatch or csgo though
:(
>>6812985
no i mean i will kill myself then so i dont suffer the disease

>>6813004
When in doubt, start talking about candy crush.

>>6813010
Is it cause you use a controller?

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>tfw I was gonna play some verdun to shitpost gurrl gamer xD stuff in the chat but no one's on the AU servers because it's lunch time on a monday and none of the other neets are on

>>6813000
but overwatch has way higher percentage of female players than the average game, there is literally no way you could actually look at it as man dominated

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>>6812970
If we do anything considered "masculine" we get called dudes, if we go out of our way to only have "feminine" interests we get accused of caricaturizing womanhood.
The only winning option is to not be born a tranny.

>>6813020
:)

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>>6813013
I HAVN'T EVEN LEFT CANDY TOWN THEY'LL SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME

am I the only one who plays csgo?

>>6813018
Sure thing dude, girls just love to spend extra money to get hot outfits for Mai because she's thicc and dat ass.

voice, I guess
https://clyp.it/cjmpvm2v

>>6812979
apartments :3

>>6812997
>hearthstone
>overwatch
>starcraft
>cs:go
>single-player games
>some league I guess

I see a lot (a fuckton) of chinese girls playing in Strivewire tournaments these days. Someone actually asked if I was a girl just because I didn't BM super hard.

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>>6813026
I play csgo.

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>tfw playing gtav

>>6813040
I haven't played gta 5 online in a long time.

>>6813000
see >>6813028
>I see a lot (a fuckton) of chinese girls playing in Strivewire tournaments these days. Someone actually asked if I was a girl just because I didn't BM super hard.

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>>6813028
I can't stay in apartments for a single night, I'm at a hostel. Figured "oh hey, shared accommodations are scary when you're a tranny, let's do a scary thing."

>>6813045
I've never heard of a hostel before...

>>6813035
neat. I feel like im the only one. Its just me and teenage boys. like no one has ever caught on to my obviously trans name. :(

>>6813040
Los Santos!

>>6813049
they're for the poor when they travel

>>6813045
are the showers shared? which one will you choose?

>>6813054
hey, hostels are pricey now. I just sleep in the woods if its a small enough city.

I know I'm gonna get shit for this but

goddamn
I fucking love kink

I met up with some old high school friends today, instantly accepted by all of them, one of them is now a professional lesbian dominatrix
I went back to her place and got introduced to her kink gear and smoked some hash, it was fun
really wanna buy a spider gag some point soon

fun day :)

>>6813026
I used to. I still play bhop or kz maps once in a while but not often.

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>>6813050
I know a lot of trannies that play csgo.
:p

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>>6813049
They're cheaper than hotels, they're generally good if you're trying to travel cheap or light, backpackers like them. They're usually pretty no frills but have stuff like common areas and cooking spaces. Some have private rooms for a bit more, but they generally are just shared dormitory space with bunks.

>>6813055
Private showers, thank fuck. Still probably just gonna be gross and not shower til I get to my destination tomorrow.
That said, I think shared showers would give me a fucking panic attack.

>>6813062
that reminds me. I need to think of a name to use to make a fetlife account.

>>6812946
Your voice is fine, isla. Sounds more like an edgy girl than a cute girl though. Still a dateable voice as far as I'm concerned.

>>6812943
Same but minus quid

GRRR someone please give me feedback on my voice :3

https://clyp.it/cjmpvm2v

>>6813070
... why are you staying at one?

>>6813050
I used to. I just don't enjoy it much because I don't understand the flow of it.

>>6813076
We had a fight and I kicked her out.

>>6813079
Can come live with you next

>>6813079
o-oh... now I feel bad for asking.

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>>6813076
Kinda sounds scratchy like you're sick or something.

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Is database-anon still around?

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>>6813076
Because I'm poor and needed a bed for one night, I can't drive for 15 hours.
Plus I figured it was something scary, and I wanna try more things that scare me.

>>6813079
You just wouldn't back down, I'm sorry it had to come to this. You know that Picard is still the best captain though.

>>6813076
>>6813085
Yeah it is a bit scratchy, maybe because you're speaking lower than normal to not be overheard. It's an alright voice overall though, in other words, I'd date it.

>>6813070
>shared showers
you have a vaj, so what's the big deal?

>>6813089
Yeah it sounds like a girl.

>>6813100
Yes. And how are you today, Chara?

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>>6813095
There's other shit that I'm sure someone could clock if they were trying to. Voice, body, also SRS vags do have v shaped scars above them.
Idk, shared showers and changerooms are high stakes scenarios and they make me nervous ;~;

>>6813027
Y-you realize that's not actually the main gameplay?

>>6813103
Pretty okay, you anon?

>>6813104
;;;;; poor elanna

>>6813071
top tip: use it to find events and stuff where you can meet people to then maybe date
don't use the website itself for dating for the love of god

>>6813074
why though ;-;

>>6813086
those black bars make me somewhat uncomfortable

>>6813085
>>6813089
I lack confidence in my voice, so I'm trying to use vocal fry

>I'd date it
dawwh, that's sweet of you <3

>>6813088
>needed a bed
understandable. Is it cheaper than a motel (~$50 a night)?

>You know that Picard is still the best captain though.
there's no way it was just that, but I won't pry.

>>6813107
Well caffeinated, so I'm alright I guess.

>>6813110
Well there are groups specifically for that, but in general, that whole concept is frowned upon there.

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is it agp to love tf out of shoe shopping especially?

>>6813113
>there's no way it was just that, but I won't pry.
She's been using like two or three butter knives a day. It's fucking ridiculous. Who needs to spread that much stuff?

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>tfw no passerino
>resign to boymode forever
>keep getting prof. oak'd
>not sure how to respond
>usually just try a "What do you think?" in my best girl voice
>they still have no fucking idea
This is worse than being a hon. Save me.

>>6813113
Gain confidence, vocal fry ruins most female voices that attempt to use it.

>>6813113
Gotcha.

>>6813114
That's what im doing right now.

>>6813122
>not responding "what do you think?" in guy voice

>>6813120
Yes. The most AGP thing of all is being a normal woman. Bad Korra. This is the worst sin any tranny can commit. Go burn all your shoes and start powerlifting.

>>6813121
>Who needs to spread that much stuff
pb&j requires two butter knives alone.

>>6813125
but it's easier this way, and I don't have to assert dominance.

>>6812817
the orchie did a lot for me and made me a lot more feminine way quicker than before. i feel a lot better mentally as well for some reason... you still have feelings of regret though... it helped me a ton but being sterile is depressing sometimes -- not like i was attracted to woman or would want to detransition or be a father [sic] but it does feel weird that im incapable no matter what now

not sure how kayla acting weird online just like the last few years would apply to people getting an orchie though. any sort of surgery can be traumatic probably especially so for those who dont deal with stress well

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>>6813129
damn :( c-can I at least wear my rainbow right highs and skirt to fap with one last time?

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I'm so damn depressed

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>be closet tranny
>i have vauge connections to other trans people
>they're all fucking hons or tumblr ftm transtrenders

>>6813134
Yes but you better have a dumbbell in the other hand, and don't let that protein go to waste.

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>>6813113
$30 a night for a comfortable bed in a well reviewed hostel vs $50 a night for a room at a seedy motel. Seemed like a no brainer.

>>6813108
Pookie hi

GUYS HOLY SHIT

I THINK I MIGHT BE A GIRL

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>>6812824
>tucking before puberty damages your balls a little so they're smaller and easier to push up, and they hurt less when you hit them
Who knows on that. I was tucking starting around 12 to 13 yo. Small dick, but normal ball sack. I am IS so that may have an effect. I can tuck all day without pain, but sometimes I'll get pins and needles when I untuck.

>>6812868
Bring a box of condoms and a quart of lube...

>>6813140
How did you figure it out? I'm still unsure about myself.

Some of you girls are so pretty and I'm jealous :c

>>6813137
just be urself dude

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>>6813143
>tfw you'll never be pretty

>>6813148
iktf

>>6813148
F F S
F
S

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>>6813140
This feeling passes with time. Now I think I might actually be a dudebro

>>6813151
Don't say that to the Simpsons poster

>>6813142
I took my estrogen last night and my junk receded into my body before a fully functional vagina formed in its place
also I got six inches shorter

>>6813130
I guess I really shouldn't criticize a lack of confidence seeing as you clearly have more than me already.

>>6813149
Sucks

>>6813151
Did that.....

>>6813129
The most AGP thing is fascinating over it, obsessing over women and your perception of being seen as a woman. Real women don't think twice about the fact they buy clothes.

>>6813139
>Seemed like a no brainer.
yes yes yes

>>6813141
>but normal ball sack
I've never compared my balls to anyone else's...
I do know I have a slightly large dick

>>6813142
even passable as fem, I still don't believe
still feel shame and guilt

>>6813152
tfw still feel like a guy, even in girlmode

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>>6813148
Basically...

>>6813157
I got gendered female the first time I used it in public, but I haven't been since then.

>>6813151
>>6813155
angie is retarded, ignore her.

>>6813159
Yeah, nah, there's sort of this thing you may have heard about where some women absolutely love shopping for clothes. It's a pretty old meme, from the 1920s or so. I want to say it's not a trans thing, just this feeling I've got.

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>>6813167
>retarded
please don't meme

>>6813173
Trannies have a tendency to dismiss everything.

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>>6813173
i unirontlovd clothes shopping c': but then again my wardrobe is so bare bones atm

>>6813167
I'm good at doing voices, but I've never been good at having one if that makes sense.

>>6813173
i unironically love clothes shopping c':**

>>6813185
I think I know what you mean. Are you just having trouble defaulting to a female voice?

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>>6813173
like, OMG shopping!!!

>>6813190
Defaulting to any voice in particular or even just speaking in general.

what's the best city to live in for trans folks

i grew up in san diego and wanna go home but my bf is looking at chicago

>>6813192
I just realized your trip doesn't just say gayfer, it says gayfer of course

nice

>>6813192
OMG you a real girl the stereotype now.

>>6813195
The meme is true, it's Portland ofc

>>6813201

how the fuck does anyone afford portland

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>this edition
>playing video games
shiggy diggy

>>6813203
Cheaper than San diego... you can live just outside the city for cheaper too

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uhh, so I think I'm an A cup now.

>>6813194
>or even just speaking in general
you should talk to people more often

>>6813203
Same as or similar to how people afford San Francisco I'd assume.

>>6813203
wut
portland is pretty cheap to live in
source: i lived there for three years

>>6813201
not san francisco? doesn't the city cover srs under their employee insurance?

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>>6813200
Like O M G
Totally! We should like go get our nails done and talk about shopping and stuff! Girls dayyyyy, it's gonna be sooooo great.

>>6813196
:D

>>6813214
That's an extremely expensive place to live though

>>6813219
the question was what is the best city not what is the cheapest

>>6813221
But it kinda defeats the point if cost of living exceeds the possible savings of having your SRS covered.

>>6813225
I guess

>>6813225
SRS is really AGP though.

>>6813217
>tfw I would actually enjoy it if a cis girl wanted to take me for a "girls day" and get a mani-pedi and go shopping.

>>6813210
That's a bit hard for me. I know I should speak to more people, but it's just...I'm just...you know?

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but for reals any of you girls familiar with the wish app? it has some really killer deals for shopping. im surprised at how much nice stuff it has for so cheap

>>6813213
when are you going to get a boyfriend?

>>6813231
agp get out!

>>6813198
i usually wing it with what I'm seeing on the mirror. Also I don't have anything I could use as shadow, so I use blush.
What could I use with my skin tone?

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>>6813231
its actually legit fun and really relaxing. but it's costs a pretty penny. for a dull mani pedi it was 55$ for me :'( and yeah cis girlfriends are really great. personally speaking it's really validating to be treated as one of the girls and not be an outcast or a special snowflake

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>>6813230
It's literally the most AGP thing you can do. Flipping your dick inside out to make a vagina, what kind of fetishist does something like that?

>>6813231
Idk, they're kinda fun, I mostly enjoy just hanging out and stuff, I always feel weird about all the pampering and stuff.

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>>6813239
Forgot pic

>>6813233
Wow you're right. I saw some cheap, cute stuff in like the first three seconds.

>>6813233
Is it better than buying second hand stuff? I usually just do that and pick whatever fits me

I've been playing a bit of Touhou - Imperishable Night
I can't get this song out of my head, figured I'd post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptQHyJiZM_g

>>6813232
I know.

I'm trying to force myself to not be... just... yeah.

>>6813239
>>6813250
I have no idea, sorry... I'm not an expert
I usually just say "Less is more"

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>>6813251
ya same my wishlist is huge rn

>>6813255
yes way better bc its all about the same price or cheaper than second hand but you get it brand new

>>6813246
i love the pampering tbdesu

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>>6813263
All the pampering does is make me very consciously aware that I'm paying the person in front of me to cover my hands in lotion and rub them with a hot cloth. Just seems so weird to me ;~;

>>6813267
rubb elann

>>6813267
Manicures are great tho. <3

>>6813263
>tfw you want to get a pedicure but your toes are all fucked up from an ingrown toenail removal surgery

uuuughggggh

>be chara
>tell someone to get raped
>gets raped instead

>tfw figured out how to get transmission to find the archive of files. It's now verifying.

>>6813161
I'd say my ball sack was average in size to the guys I've known. Dick size flaccid was a lot smaller, but average when hard when younger. This HRT run deflated it's hard size by ~2".

>>6813258
my fav is the meme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIop055eJhU

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I just called child protection services
I got put in a queue to talk to someone and I wasn't given an estimation of time
30 mins later
They ask for my number and say they'll call back and I get hung up on
For anyone who doubted me when I said the official system was understaffed and under budgeted and horribly long winded this is how it goes
Oh yeah obligatory hon pics

>>6813258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aca3f9OYcXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81sNW5X2c4

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>>6813282
>hon pic
no this is a hon pic

>>6813282
Ooh my good is that you? You are so fucking cute.... Q.Q

>>6813286
That's not a hon
This... is a hon

>>6813287
im jealous of her
her eyes are so pretty

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>>6813270
>tfw not being bukkake'd with sunscreen by anon rn

>>6813271
They're alright
I'd rather have a meal out for the price though

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>>6813286
>>6813282
>hon pics
Fucking please

>>6813286
im hon

>>6813291
That's lewd Elanna

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>tfw you woulda been way hotter as a cis girl

give me attention pls

>>6813286
>>6813282
Neither of you are even close to being hons. If you want to be shown pictures of hons to help correct your self-perception, I could do that for you, though in all reality I have to leave soon. Seriously though, you two are fucking adorable.

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>>6813267
it feels amazing tho. but I gotcha that why I usually get French tips on my hands and feet

>>6813274
don't feel bad they'll never be worse than mine :(

>>6813297
heres attention

now give me attention pls

>>6813277
>I'd say my ball sack was average in size to the guys I've known
b-b-but how do you know how big their scrotums are????

>>6813278
>>6813284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cT20tlPU3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuU-Se7GFnI

fucking all of touhou's music has pretty damn great melodies.

>>6813297
Uhm, you're kinda cute?

>>6813302
Yep. I haven't played the games in a while, but the music will always be with me.

>>6813301
hi
>>6813303
no

>>6813136
Why anon, tell me? i don't think your situation is worse than mine
>implying you still around

>>6813307
Yes?

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Is it an australian thing to travel the world and drink and be rowdy all over the world?

>>6813295
That's not lewd at all, I literally got bukkake'd during a bike ride yesterday. It was p hot

>>6813302
yup yup

>>6813307
YAY thank you anon <3

>>6813311
Idk, if I travel I'll get back to you, k

>>6813299
Your feet look gross Korra

>>6813306
I'm probably gonna cover one of their melodies later this week.

>>6813311
>I literally got bukkake'd during a bike ride yesterday.
that's lewd.

Goodnight everyone! I look forward to our next meeting. May it be fortuitous and grand. And may your lives all be bearable until then.

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are we hon posting? im posting this again sue me

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>>6813314
i know :(

>>6813316
thnx

>>6813311
I guess they escape Banff and Whistler when it's not ski seasons.

>>6813315
She means literally figuratively because I came in my pants and didn't have enough left to cover her properly.

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>>6813315
>that's lewd
That's just how life is aboard the banana boat

>>6813313
Pls come to canada I want to drink you under the table plzkthx

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>>6813298
let me help you with that

this thread is for GAYFERS

>>6813322
Why tho?

>>6813318
Pro tip-French tips look basic as fuck

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>>6813317
>>6813286
>>6813282
>hons
pls step aside

(btw beepy ur so pretty omg)

>>6813329
youre cis tier
literally look like a pretty cis girl

>>6813329
arent you literally a model?

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>>6813327
Because it's fun?
Ain't nothing quite like the simple joy of just drinking beers with someone until one of you falls on the floor.

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>>6813328
i know but I love them so much :(

>>6813302
I've seen and touched quite a few ball sacks. ;)

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Lmfao
I'm fucking dying
I'm screwed
This system is fucked
They just said they will launch an investigation
I asked when it would happen and how long it would take me to get a home
They literally couldn't say
They just said to stay safe until something happens
I'm literally just expected to hold on while I'm fucking homeless
I'm fucked
This system is so fucked

>>6813333
Oki then
If I'm still alive by then I will do it

>>6813311
BUT that's stupidly lewd.
Nice new trip btw.

>>6813329
if you're a hon then what does that make the rest of us

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>images i used to send to my exgf

Fucking kill me now ;_;

>>6813340
How long can you stay at your friend's?

>>6813340
s-sorry ;-;

>>6813347
; _ ;
>>6813340
;;;
>>6813329
sophie ?!?!

>>6813340
*hugs*
please stay with your friend
please

>>6813340
how much money do you have?

>>6812929
You're not girl gamers. You're MtF gamers.

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Anyone got any good stories? I'm drunk and bored. In other news, my bf and I got a dog this week! Half husky and half Schnauzer.

>>6813356
triggered

>>6813356
so... girl gamers?

>>6813356
No I'm just a faggot :')

>>6813356
it doesn't have the same ring to it

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>>6813350
I don't know
>>6813351
No reason to apologise
>>6813352
Sadness
>>6813353
Ill try
>>6813355
750ish

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>>6813344
It's my life now, not a day goes by that isn't lewd :3
Also ty

>>6813321
>tfw anon cummed but none of it ended up on u

>>6813326
You're right at home then :D

>>6813356
Too many syllables to pronounce easily, nobody will ever go for it

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>>6813352
she was suppose to be my fucking WIFE but everything went wrong.

>>6813360
cute pupper

>>6813366
:/
Stay safe friend <3

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>>6813367
Is that so? What changed?
And what prompted the change of trip?

>>6813367
say that to my face

>>6813375
hi lizzy

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>>6813331
just a dramatic angle desu

you look like a girl too even irl x_X
>>6813332
lol no
>>6813352
cornfl*kes

>>6813366
i love you.
please do it for me if anything
>>6813380
yes you do ffs
and also
i literally dont psas so thats invalid :/

>>6813366
find a sugar momma

tfw 6 months mones, still look like a boy.

>>6813379
Heya nim. What's up?

>>6813382
i dont know where you got your sources but they're false

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>>6813286
>>6813317
This is a hon pic

>>6813394
What even are you?

>>6813392
Deleted it because I fucked up

My sources are infallible

>>6813388
bretty gud

i finally got a bike today

has all your surgery stuff healed up

>>6813395
What do you mean

>>6813395
that's a cat person chara

>>6813399
Is it a cow?

>>6813403
Sheep

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why is so hard to find real love? I just want someone to give my life for

>>6813366
Smiles, is your gf a meme too(like your "loving parents)? because i have never seen you say something about her

>>6813396
no theyre wrong im cool not a gayfer

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>>6813376
I just did, watcha gonna do~

>>6813375
>in response to both
I've got a roommate

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>>6813405
thats me...
though she might leave me

>>6813404
Oh, i don't really like sheep.

>>6813412
:c

>>6813415
I will make an exception for you okay?

>>6813397
For the most part. I'm still really sore.
>>6813410
Oh? Is it who I think it is? And are you dating now or something

>>6813418
>>6813418
I guess lol

>>6813418
chara a cutest

>>6813418
I'm still a hon tho

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>>6813421
You must accept it, or i will slaughter you and your sheep family.

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>>6813410
eye'll beat you up

y'all stilll doing alright in here? just let me know if you need anything!

>>6813427
Sup nerf!

>>6813430
You can swab the deck desu

so my bf hasnt had sex with me in 6 months. we sleep together every night. will one of you have sex with me?

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hi everyone

>>6813435
u cant talk to me that way

>>6813437
Are you pretty?
Then sure

>>6813438
you're gonna get a headache if you stay like that grace

>>6813438
hey man

>>6813427
Sexually slaughter?

>>6813430
I want mint chocolate chip ice cream!

>>6813428
BEAT ME UP, FAGGOT!

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>>6813438
hi grace!

>>6813440
im really pretty. he likes men tho.

>>6813439
Yah I can
Ur not my captain

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>>6813428
I'd take a picture of my eye but I'm in a dormitory and I don't want people to think I'm weird ;~;

>>6813419
Yup, they're who you think they are. I don't think we're really dating right now, but there's hella tension. Platonic spankings galore.

>>6813447
What if I like violent sex?

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>>6813428
O_O

>>6813434
Hi sassy.

>>6813437
That happend to me, then he raped me lol.

>>6813438
Hi gracie.

>>6813444
No.

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>>6813442
I CAN DO ANYTHING NIM
>>6813443
sup
>>6813449
how are you anon?
>>6813454
Hi chara!

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>tfw some irl old friends just came home to look for me but i didn't go out because i don't feel like having friends.
I deleted my social networks without saying a shit to them or family, i feel kinda guilty.

>>6813411
Oh i see, at least her gf is cute as fuck as her :)

>>6813450
Pics?

>>6813454
Whynaut

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>>6813453
I like violent sex. Pull my hair, spank me, choke me, punch me, and degrade me!
I'm into it.

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>>6813450
So
You're a girl and your bf is gay?
I like girls and boys but mainly girls
So
If ur a pretty girl it's a win-win
>>6813453
>tfw no one to choke me
;-;

>>6813452
and that's why i did it

so eye would win :^)

>>6813438
Hi
>>6813452
Ah OK. I know the feeling kinda. I spent the weekend at Emily's.

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>tfw post eye pics too

>>6813460
Oooh. Do you like being tired up with pretty shibari?

>>6813427
do it anyways for lols

>>6813456
Hey, how are you?

>>6813458
It would hurt.

>>6813454
hey look its my mirror image

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>>6813366
am sad
>>6813369
wat happened
>>6813380
SOPHIE
>>6813387
same except 2 years
baka
>>6813412
i like sheep
>>6813457
social networks sux dw
>>6813461
LEWD PIC

>>6813457
aww thanks
i just wanna hug her lots and make her less sad
i wish i was as pretty as her though
she just has the best eyes and hair

>>6813467
*It would be extremely painful.

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>>6813465
Oh, you know it.
I like being completely subdued so that I can't stop anyone from taking advantage of my body.

>>6813412
Goat>sheep

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>>6813470
Hi child o mine
That's not lewd
This is lewd
>>6813473
For you

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>>6813405
>why is so hard to find real love?
Because
You gotta understand what real love is first
And someone else who does too
That or
Just luck I guess
I dunno.
I've tried.

>>6813473
for u

>>6813462
ree

>>6813463
Really?
Why were you staying at emily's? o.O

>>6813478
ur gay hehe

>>6813474
I'm horny now fuck you

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>>6813405
iktf
i want to be loved..

>>6813466
Nahhhhh.

>>6813468
There can only be 1 of us.

>>6813470
I like to eat them.

>>6813473
Most likely.

>>6813477
I've never ate a goat before.

>>6813481
She wanted me to go with her to Cedar Point (an amusement park). So u decided to go. I found out that she wants me back.

>>6813490
yah sheep is tasty

>>6813487
I want to love someone :s

>>6813485
>>6813478
Merc! You're gay?

>>6813451
face it
she's gone and shes never coming back.
its the dawn of a new era. you cant stop this.

>>6813407
I don't believe you

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>>6813485
I am :(((((((((

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>>6813490
i summon my true form to defeat you

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>>6813428
Eye'm on to you

>>6813490
Like for eating?
Goat stew and goat tacos, yummy .

>>6813501
that's ok gay is cool now :)))
see ur cool
>>6813496
no im gay
gay boi
>>6813505
wtf

I have a question... I'm in love with my best friend, I live him so dearly and I get depressed when he is away, he gets depressed when I'm gone. He knows I am trans and is my biggest supporter.

>>6813486
Lol. I have that effect on people... especially after they've seen my ass.
I have a great ass. It's plump and juicy and mostly naturally hairless. Easy to get into but not loose. Clean.
Kaylee says it's an anomaly because all the bad things that asses usually have don't exist with mine.

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>>6813481

>>6813512
I wanna see x.x

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>>6813492
Agreed.

>>6813502
But i am a god?

>>6813506
Never had it.

>>6813499
ye cuz you're a gayfer

>>6813505
i-ive got nothing to hide

>>6813511
What's the question?

>>6813511
where's ur question
>>6813515
ur a god

>>6813514
Lol.
Maybe... but only if you add me on skype and if I like you enough.

whennuggetsattacks

>>6813511
I don't think I finished fuck... So I live him but not sexually attracted to him, because I only like women and trans women wat do... I want to be with him

>>6813522
Stay best friends. If the sexual attraction isn't there it ain't gonna work, I don't think.

>>6813501
i'm gay too

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>>6813496
Possibly
....
>>6813497
the captain will be back
Nah
Can we replace the captain ?
Find someone new
Well
If you're the captain, then we need someone to replace you
But yah
>>6813510
I want to be asexual though