This is place is really depressing. Let's liven it up a bit. What is your favorite gay themed joke?
Mine is
>What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?>Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there
Your life's a gay joke
How many faggots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Help me finish this joke please?
>>6785637
>Ikea is marketing a new line of lesbian furniture
>the construction involves no screwing
>it's all tongue in groove
>>6785703
no amount would be able to. everything would catch fire.
>>6785707
What did the lesbian get her partner for their anniversary?
One black eye and the promise of a second if she got anymore back-talk.
>>6785637
>a gay guy, a lesbian, and a trans guy walk into a bar
>sir it's the police your son was run over the driver was an alcohol
Why to trans people void careers in networking?
They don't want to be cis admins.
>>6785637
Alright, here's one I read in an off-color joke book many years ago. (I was a weird kid.)
A guy and his tranny girlfriend go camping in the woods. After they set up their tent, she walks off to answer the call of nature while he gets the campfire going. A few minutes later she returns, sobbing.
"Oh, honey, I just had a miscarriage! A MISCARRIAGE!"
Now the boyfriend's thinking to himself 'what the fuck is she on about, she knows damn well she can't bear children.' Nevertheless, he grabs a flashlight and follows her back to the place where she took a squat to see what has her so freaked out. Upon closer inspection, he figures it out pretty quickly:
"You didn't have a miscarriage, baby. You had diarrhea on a frog."
>>6785637
what do u call a gay dinosaur?
>A branta-sore-ass
>>6786071
the punchline isnt funny
>>6786106
It's "mega-sore-ass", man. Get it right.
And a lesbian dinosaur is a "lick-a-lot-a-puss".
>>6785637
>Muslim walks into a gay bar
>Bartender says, "What will it be?"
>Muslim says, "Shots for everyone!"
>>6786181
I'm going to gay hell for laughing at this.
>>6786193
>gay hell
I think that's just regular hell.