Tbh the shoulder hair doesn't even bug me
Last thread: >>6741813
>>6743502
BEAR.
>>6743492
The World Ends With You was 2007, and this one is a good game.
Some people liked Last Remnant. And the FF MMO wasn't apparently that bad.
And I'd be reserved about the FF7 remake. I imagine it'll be pretty decent.
for fucks sake senpai a) you left your trip on to make the thread so if anyone filtered you they won't see it b) thanks for making another 'pls rugby drama' thread
fucks sake
>>6743515
>tfw no giant furbando to do that to
just watched a gay movie and i got the worst case of tfw when no bf
fucking kill me i want to die RIGHT KNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6743522
There's other bears besides rugby.
>>6743522
a) only trannies filter me so this thread will be massively improved, and b) don't talk shit about my daughter
Damn I missed the last thread. My historic crush is Elagabalus.
>>6743524
Go die. Please.
>>6743520
I always wanted to play World Ends With You, just never got around to it.
I played the MMO for a bit, and I plan on getting back into it.
As for the remake, if they don't change the story drastically, I'll like it. Gameplay looks interesting at least.
>>6743526
I want to pet someone too.
>>6743527
I watched a movie that I saw with my ex not long ago. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it made me miss that shit.
>>6743502
>shoulder hair doesn't even bug me
>make a dating profile
>get a lot of messages
>"lol ur cute!"
>"thanks"
>Try to start a meaningful conversation, ask them what they do for fun
>"beach movies whatever :)"
>"What kind of music do you listen to?"
>"All kinds :)"
>"What are your favorite movies?"
>"I dunno lol :) so we are we gonna go out?"
Why are all these guys so fucking vapid? They have literally nothing to their personality. Nothing. They're all the same. I want some common ground before I go out with a guy, or at least someone interesting.
>>6743532
You would like that slut
>>6743548
Welcome to gay dating applications. Most people are dull cock goblins.
>>6743472
It just felt awkward using the mouse in place of a stylus for many of the pins, but still playable I guess.
From what I remember I didn't particularly like the combat playing it on an actual DS either though.
>>6743482
I hacked my 3DS a few months back, so I have to look into all the new releases.
I'm not hyped for XV, but it will probably be okay. More hyped for Nier, really. It will be a huge step up from the absolute abortion that was Drakengard 3.
>>6743557
I could listen to you talk about jrpgs all day with my head in your lap...
How much weight do you think Rugby will gain in 6 months on American food?
>>6743518
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>>6743528
>>6743534
>>6743544
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>>6743563
i think it's funny that people like this will write paragraphs upon paragraphs about how being gay is bad or w/e, but have absolutely no solutions on what to do if you are gay
like cool, you think it's bad, however i'm stuck this way until further notice so..?
>>6743569
hopefully a lot
i like me a chubby man
>>6743577
dont reply dubs man,its /pol/ shitpost,has always happened.
>>6743577
It's /pol/ trash. You expect any of it to be reasonable, well constructed, or useful? Pol autists are the fucking worst. They just 'check in' with groups of people to spout off this shit as some kind of 'I'M DOING THE WORLD A FAVOUR WITH ENLIGHTENMENT' thing.
>>6743569
All of it.
>>6743569
I looked just like that three years ago on my dirty bulk. Its too bad I didnt take any pictures.
why do people like bear type men??
its literally fucking disgusting holy shit
>>6743612
>butthurt twink detected
>>6743612
It's fatties trying to persuade people that others actually enjoy the company of fat, hairy sweatballs. Nobody actually does, but they're trying to convince the world they're attractive. They're as bad as fat womyn tumblrites.
16.Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
>>6743663
p-please respond to my post, i even got dubs >>6743577
I'm a bear rawrr :3
Gnight everynyan xox
>>6743667
get that furry shit out of my face
>>6743685
that has nothing to do with what i posted though
>tfw ottermode and not cub anymore
>>6743667
What don't you love?
>>6743687
i didn't talk about homophobia or bullying though so you still haven't said anything about what i posted :(
>>6743692
Plenty of things. I won't ever date a bear type, but I've cuddled one and he was pretty much a giant teddy bear. To be pretty honest, I'm rather cynical.
>>6743681
You do realize that responding makes it worse, right? Furfag Posting 101, kid.
>>6743691
Post proof desu
Me and the bf again.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471411473032.webm
>>6743731
but the most credible theory is not that there's a gay gene (i too believe that it's a myth), but people are born gay because of epigenetic factors (hormone levels during development in the womb)
even in your video, the very first sentence out of milo's mouth is "if i could choose i wouldn't be gay"
This guy I met at a bar on saturday wants me to dance at a, "private party" he's hosting in two weeks.
He gave me a business card and everything so that means he's legit right guys? RIGHT??
I mean 200 bucks for free drinks and a few hours isn't a bad gig. I don't know what kind of people are going to be there though..he said, "business associates."
Alright fags, give me the pros and cons.
>>6743756
look up his business and any reviews and let a friend know where you're going and when
that actually sounds great though
you could even find a qt sugar daddy
>>6743756
Pros: 200 bucks
Cons: You're literally gonna get raped and murdered and so I won't be able to beat the pussy up ever
>>6743770
but he's saying he can't choose to change that he's gay but he would if he could in your video
that link might be a sarcastic or provoking argument, as milo is tend to be known for?
even if milo can choose to be gay or straight somehow (which i don't think he is saying), most gay people cannot
could you turn off your attraction to women and suddenly be attracted to men if you felt like it?
i spent years wishing, trying to will myself, trying to do hypnosis, trying to do mental associations that would make me straight, fapping and then turning to female porn as i orgasmed, etc all throughout my teen years because i wanted to change so bad. nothing worked for me. what other option is there for me?
>>6743761
You asked what I don't love. I simply explained that I actually don't like a lot of things. I'm kind of an asshole to people I'm close to.
>>6743756
"Business associates" means a bunch of older white guys that fuck sissy gay guys to make them feel good about something... or some such.
You'll get paid with loads in your ass.
But hey, 200 bucks!
>>6743788
Doubt it. 200 dollaridoos doesn't seem like much in exchange for diseases.
>>6743502
What does /gaygen/ think of my boy Guzma?
>>6743790
what is your point though? anxiety or ocd turns people gay? gay people that are treated for their mental disorders do not change to become heterosexual again afterwards
there is a curious comorbidity of being lgbt and having a mental disorder, yes,, but there are plenty of gay people who don't have a mental disorder and vice versa
>>6743814
where do i go for help
for ME it is linked to physical desire. my body responds sexually to men, i desire sex with men. my body is neutral and does not respond sexually to women (who i have experimented with). i would love to be heterosexual and don't harbor any antisocial attitudes that i know of
>>6743756
>"business associates."
Japanese businessman bukkake confirmed. Better learn to cry on cue for better tips, Dusty Daddy.
>>6743823
Well that makes it all perfectly safe then doesn't it. You told them you don't want to. They'll respect your choice I'm sure.
>>6743844
idk, seems more like gays are treated like shit throughout life and mental illness is a byproduct of that
>>6743853
OK but what do i do about it
>>6743867
No amount of rationalizing would make doing a 'private show' for a bunch of strangers a safe and reasonable thing to do.
>>6743876
I'm surprised you're trying to save me. I figured you'd be the first to send me to the gallows. This wouldn't be the first time I've done a private event. I just wanted to get gg's take on it.
>>6743891
Why would you figure that? I can't remember who you are.
Point is, that's clearly a silly thing to do.
>>6743919
I love you too grandpa.
>>6743929
I'm not trying to be insulting, I have no idea who you are.
>>6743867
I will tell your story, gladly.
>>6743518
>all genes in all species have one purpose in their existence – to further reproduction.
Yeah, like genetical birth defect don't exist. Heritable diabetes also only exists to support reproduction, right? Genes are a random mess of data and it's the job of natural selection to weed it out. And as the final nail in the coffin, there are pieces of information in every single cell of yours, okay few rare exceptions, that tell the cell to go and die after multiplying itself X times. YOUR post was the only fallacial unscientific piece here
>>6743502
Someone has made me very mad.
>>6744012
Heya crab, I haven't seen ya in awhile. It's me bluewin.
>>6743502
That guy is pretty qt.
>>6744012
You rang? what you want?
Sup
Check your tumblr crab!
who falls for bait this consistently? not quoting anyone bc its too much.
>>6743740
this
>>6744147
You
>>6744253
you're confusing me for hitler
>>6744282
What
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
>>6744327
is that a haiku
>>6744327
Lol
>>6743502
>giants
nobody will ever love me
>>6743502
>giants edition
>pic of manlet
Lads after some bad things have happened to me ive decided to become a normalfag...for the most part...im still going to tulpamance and astral project but im going away from 4chan forever since its just dumb and you don't learn anything.
Love you lads.
~anon
>>6744400
You actually believe in tulpamancing?
Isn't astral projecting just lucid dreams?
>>6744418
Im never going to make meaningful connections with humans ever.
I disconnected/broke with my last tulpa because it was time to move on. We were too attatched I was my tulpa for alnost two years. Its strange.
I like trying to astral project.
>>6744438
Anon, be real with me here and I'm trusting you
You're telling me, no bullshit you made a Tulpa?
Did you see it often?
Could you feel it?
Tell me just a bit more anon
>>6744418
where do you think grinchposter came from
>>6744443
I have two tulpae that talk with me. My main one who im in a relationship with attacks me nightly becayse I say rude things to them on accident. My other one just helps me visualize things and we go on adventures mentally. I don't see it outside of my head but they do have a life of their own. I wouldn't really recommend it because it drives you insane after a while if you have demonic shit in your subconscience like fear paranoia and things like that. It comes out when take drugs and even though I am straight edge fpr the most part even drinking you can have full length hourly conversations with them.
I prefer them to real friends sometimes. Not my main one they are evil and threatens to control my entire body but than i realize its just imagination and im bored.
>>6744455
?
>>6744471
>I don't see it outside of my head
So ifyou dont visually see them how does it work anon
If you drink you can see them?
How do you go on aventures mentally too?
>>6744477
I guess some tulpamancers have it where they can see them but that's difficult and takes a while. Mine moves and talks and thinks for it itself but its not externally visible.
The adventures are mostly what they call wonderlands which are extremely vivid places to hang out in. I like the forests with rain in the background but sometimws I fly with them through scary places.
Your mind is a beautiful thing i like to explore it.
>>6744493
How anon?
Where do I go to look into this?
I want to fuck a tulpa
>>6744501
Why do you want to fuck a tulpa?
They are for friendship
>>6744512
can you fuck a tulpa anon
is tulpamancy on /x/
>>6744493
Are trannies possessed by their tulpas?
>Post a serious comment on a serious youtube video hoping to get more information on a very specific topic
>Get a comment on how handsome I am
>>6744538
post face
>>6743524
>Being black is simply a matter of skin colour.
But that's incorrect, there's a few other physiological differences as well, not that it even matters. Saying it's ONLY skin colour is stupid though
>>6744566
>replying to a shitposter
rip ;_;
>>6744631
Zombii?
Zombii and I were talking on Skype, I literally just watched that show because he recommended it to me.
do you guys like twinks?
>>6744636
nope
pretty much everyone is raving about the show
also made me finally watch Stephen King's It, really missed out on that one
>>6744647
You have Skype friend? C:
>>6744650
have bad hearing and am not a native speaker, so don't care for voice chat
>>6744660
Not for voice, just text.
live:chuckle_on_lgbt c:
>>6744631
He was a qt ;_;
>>6743502
How the fuck does he have that body and the face of a 12 years old? My dick is confused
>>6744637
No. I honestly don't get why people like them.
My ideal man is a 25-35 yo with masculine features, body hair and with a lean body
>>6744637
I do
>>6744637
No.
I like skinny guys, but they have to be tall and/or hairy, and look at least 21.
Another reason to hate Quebec:
http://business.financialpost.com/news/agriculture/quebecs-autocratic-control-over-maple-syrup-producers-in-need-of-major-overhaul-provincial-report
Fucking french syrup niggers controlling what and how expensive it is to get my fix.
>>6744637
Nope; I like my guy tall, chubby, and hairy.
All the better to cuddle with.
Anon go out and get a boyfriend RIGHT NOW
>>6744737
You can't make me
>>6744738
Don't make me use my meme magic
>>6744739
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD
>>6744741
That means it won't be incest
>>6744737
but I'm too shy
plus I'm already in a relationship
>>6744746
>he doesn't have a bf haram
>>6744749
I'm a sub though
>>6744737
too screwed up to be in a relationship
>>6744753
>he does have a dom top bf haram
>>6744757
I'm not a but slut though
>>6744749
>>6744737
Some people enjoy being single mang. I for one would be unsatisfied with just having a boyfriend because having a husband is tote goat man!
>>6744753
>not sharing master's cock with his sub brothers
>>6744737
I'm trying to.
It's hard, though.
>>6744762
Hey, just because I like getting fucked up the pooper doesn't mean I like sharing.
>>6744773
competitive cock sucking is more fun though
So what is up with you faglords?
>>6744761
For a time sp was just your bf, but i suppose that is why you made him your husbear.
>mfw my bf is going to make me his husbear
>>6744737
>implying anyone will ever love me
>>6744780
Well, marriage was necessary. Otherwise our relationship process would have taken longer. There were only two options: 1 waste money on flights back and forth for a long period of time or get married and be with each other completely by only spending around $2,000 through immigration process. It's always about the numbers. We would have spent well over $5,000 through multiple visits throughout these years together.
>>6744791
So do you two have plans on moving back to OH CANADA? My bf says if trump wins he might think about moving there. I don't know if i could do that seeing as that would be a really big change for me.
>>6744791
>marriage was necessary
I beg to differ.
>>6744792
Yes, in the future our ultimate plan is to move back to Canada, but for now we are saving up money to move. The exchange rate is pretty good from USD to CAD.
On another note: immigration to a country is fairly hard to do without other factors to help both your cases. One of the persons in the relationship must either be a Canadian or have some sort of connection to Canada via job offer, international connections, or under a student visa. Even then a student visa is short term.
https://www.akcanada.com/?src=ga&camp=imigration_europe&ag=sklwrkrmain&ad=130&gclid=CjwKEAjwltC9BRDRvMfD2N66nlISJACq8591VE4tqUwHunYF3YjtmClnLPcueqLPWI4G2kQOgJlofhoCVFfw_wcB
It's hard to do, long process, and costs a lot of money to do. It makes me laugh when I hear Americans say "if Trump becomes president I'm moving to Canada" For most Americans it will be impossible to move to Canada, visit maybe, but not immigrate.
>>6744802
That makes me laugh.
>bully-kun hates/banters with jupp and sp because he wants to date sp
>few threads back actually see what bully-kun looks like
>just another twink and a below average one at that
Hunty even if sp wasn't married to jupp what makes you think you would even have a chance at dating him? Sp don't like twinks brah and there are a few other trips that are above you.
>>6744805
No we don't have ties to Canada in any way.
Off topic
Have you heard of bear week? I was joking around with the bf about going next year.
>>6744808
It's a joke man. bully-kun doesn't even like SP he only claims he does to try and get my goat. But it doesn't work because I know for real that he doesn't like SP.
>>6744811
Clearly the only option is to beat him up
>>6744811
I kind of figured that as well, i just wanted to comment about it as if it was a real thing but that isn't to say there aren't some twinks that like sp.
>>6744810
Well Canada is having a "Free Admission to All National Parks in Canada in 2017" thing going on next year. SP and I plan on visiting during that time. At least the next time we go there it won't be Quebec, but an actual province worth visiting that actually speaks English.
Has anyone here ever been to a bathhouse? What are they like?
I'm just too fucking horny recently and am seriously considering it
>>6744821
You'll end up with an STD or STI I wouldn't go if I were you.
>Bf fell asleep before he could message me good night
Not being needy, this isn't the type of feel I'm trying to convey at all, yadda yadda yadda.
[spoiler]Long distance relationships are Hell when you really really really like somebody.[/spoiler]
>>6744811
>bully-kun doesn't even like SP he only claims he does to try and get my goat
Don't deny my feelings, cunt. I used to fuck bitches like you in prison.
>>6744805
Actually this is a better assessment page
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/eligibility.asp
YES
YES
I DON'T HAVE HIV AND HE DOESN'T EITHER
HE CAN BREED ME AS MUCH AS I WANT
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY
>>6744819
This is the bear week I'm talking about.
http://www.ptownbears.org/
They filmed the movie bear city 2 there.
>>6744826
Isn't protection mandatory, though?
>>6744828
just skype often and don't let a day go by without saying something via text or call or IM
>Tfw no poz pig to fill me with his toxic seed
why live
I just wanna be filled to the brim with a bears filthy tainted virus
>>6744841
>bathhouse
>protection mandatory
I don't think you know what actually goes on in a bathhouse. it's all up for grabs man
>>6744844
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6744842
We message often but he's been so busy with stuff this week and I think he might've taken too much on tonight and fell asleep... Ha, he's so great, I'm so glad I got him.
>>6744850
Where you two from? I love hearing about ldr's.
>>6744844
That's genuinely fucking gross man, get the fuck out.
>>6744850
Don't sweat it man, it happened to SP and I a few times where he didn't respond to me and fell asleep and left me hanging. or I did it to him and just forgot to reply. He ended up messaging me in the morning when he woke up or I did to him when I woke up. Don't panic until it's been 2 full days without any word from him. Then it's obvious something either happened or he has lost interest. No one is ever too busy to respond to a loved one, anyone who says they are a busy person and can't bother messaging or talking to others is a liar.
>>6744852
Pacific Northwest. It's not -really- long distance, more like an hours drive, but we're both barely 18 and without a license, so we don't have a way to meet.
>>6743569
Who is this? He's fucking gorgeous
>>6744855
Ye I know, I'm just saying imagining him just being so busy with stuff that he just falls asleep is adorable~
>>6744844
Abhorrent
>>6744839
That's nice.
Just don't go doing an open relationship now, anon-san; you'll lose the peace of mind and more intimate, sensual sex.
>>6744848
>>6744854
>>6744861
Somebody's jealous of my superior tastes. You guys should try bugchasing, it's so much fun.
>tfw you frot with him on top and he grinds his dick against yours until you both cum at pretty much the same time
>tfw he licks it up and snowballs with you as you both kiss passionately
>tfw you finger his butt the entire time and get him horny enough that he wants to fuck you almost immediately after
>>6744866
>>6744861
>startrek gifs
OMG YES!
>>6744873
THIS guy I always had the biggest crush on.
Jesus christ I want him to fuck me so bad.
>>6744873
We Star Trek now
>>6744875
>Jonathan Frakes
He's gotten pretty old though. Still kinda sexy I guess.
>tfw I am skelly
>tfw no chubby wobby qt bf
>>6744793
>Try harder, you're failing me here anon
But it's really haaaard, though.
Here's an explanation of my dating pool:
>National population at disposal - 60,000,000
>No grills - down to 30,000,000
>No heteros - down to 1,050,000
>No non-singles - down to 567,000
>In my age range - down to 56,700
>Who are emotionally compatible with me - down to 5,670
>With mutual attraction - down to 567
>Who want a monogamous relationship - down to 20
>Who haven't got an STD - down to 10
So, in the entirety of my country, that's about 10 people according to the maths...
Wew.
>>6744878
I guess, until I have to go to work soon, like now!
>>6744893
BRIT PLS
>>6744896
Shit son, tfw no more Star Trek gifs.
I do have more but looking through my folder I found this and chuckled.
>>6744894
DATE ALL 10 OF THEM
>>6744899
>DATE ALL 10 OF THEM
I only want 1 tho...
And I have no idea where they are...
This isn't fun at all.
>>6744905
Date everyone until you find them
>>6744899
star trek edit time then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRg2RiLKzo
I have these things: http://img.youtube.com/vi/uJl3sXafG98/0.jpg
Will anyone ever love me?
>>6744915
ewwww
ewwwwww
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It's better than one of the guys I was with who had like a flattened dick because of how he jerked off with a literal death grip, I couldn't even get off when he tried giving me a handjob. You're probably okay as long as you mention they're benign, won't pop or tear off, and even make a quip about how you're "ribbed for his pleasure"
>>6744910
Reminds me a little of the KotH ones. For some reason, they are all hilarious to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJqwW-ivdlM
>>6744922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8nN6hTnmM
Best edit
>>6744921
>won't pop
So bubble-wrap dicks are just a myth
...right?
>>6744923
That is the eternal yard stick all KotH YTPs needs to aspire to be
>>6744928
bobby
BOBBY
BOBBY!
>>6744929
Isn't it, boy
>>6744921
>ewwww
>ewwwwww
>ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
FUCK YOU i just wanted some support, now i'm even more insecure about them
are they really that bad?
>>6744922
eh, I like edits to tell a new story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSoV91ofwHA
>>6744934
Well a close up pic is bound to be far more gross. Everyone's different so who the fuck knows, don't sweat it though bud.
t. different guy
>>6744915
Makes your dick look interesting...
Weird dicks are much better than normal dicks (just so long as it isn't a disease or something).
>>6744875
I want to live out my fantasies with Barclay
Is this just bear general or what?
Does anyone else love kinda skinnyfat nerdy guys? They're always the most tender lovers...
>>6744969
No, this is poz convert general!
Who wants to take a poz load!
>>6744744
You got Skype? We could chat maybe c:
>>6744981
n-no homo
Post yours first
>>6744979
That is literally me
W A S H I N G T O N
>>6744984
live:chuckle_on_lgbt
I just like talking with people c:
>>6744979
skinnyfat is the worst body type
also
>wanting a tender lover
pleb
>>6745013
Behave Hitler
>>6745013
>>6745020
>>6745020
I'm too tired to not
Just woke up and I'm sleepy still
>>6745027
I'm not reading that
>>6745034
Aw poor Hitler, go drink some coffee or stem cells or something c:
>>6745041
I take my coffee with stem cells and sugar
>>6745046
No
thankfully mine is naturally pink
>>6745046
No, but I should. I'm not pink like he claims.
>>6745050
>>6745059
People here have seen my asshole
But I think more have seen my dick or nipples at least
and they're all the same colour
>>6745064
My nips, lips, and ass are all different colours. Was I born wrong?
>>6745071
probably
mine are all roughly the same shade
Maybe you're just not white
>>6745077
Hmm, none of them are brown. Just different shades.
>tfw weird purple circle around your butthole
is it normal to be desperately horny 100% of the time 24/7
>>6744921
>flattened dick
kek
>>6745079
shit quality pics but you get the idea
>>6745091
Your lips are a bit darker, ok yeah that's the same for mine. My lips are darker than my nips. Maybe it's just thickness?
>>6745091
eat shit mr. skeltal
>>6745096
Dan's not even half a man.
>>6745091
i'm kinda new in these threads but holy hell you look pretty gorgeous, would kiss + cuddle
do you top
>>6745100
hope he is not a girl, then I'll like him
>>6745102
LOW STANDARDS
Hitler is a huge red flag: I've visited these threads in a period over 1-2 years like every few weeks and he is still here namefagging
Plus he is an auschwitz victim and tranny
>>6745116
Only one of those things is true
>>6745119
You tell em, hon.
>cum
>suddenly lose all gay urges & become straight
wow i hate myself
>>6745151
that's pretty weird desu
when i cum i just end up snowballing with my bf and fall asleep on his chest while playing with his hair
>>6745158
I think the pros of being single outweight the cons
>>6745161
nah
i love him <3
is it slutty that i get frustrated if i can't swallow my bf's cum in the morning
like it's part of my daily routine now
>>6745171
is he a manly hairy bear?
>Do you also have a face pic?
>Yes
>Can I see it please?
>Maybe
What the fuck do you want from me?
You messaged me first and I have 3 pics of my face on my profile.
Jesus fucking christ just end it.
>>6745233
nope, he's a cutie hairless twink
just like me
>>6745245
good for you, 90% of the posters here have "daddies"
>>6745245
But... how do you fall asleep on his chest with no pecs or chest fat?
What do you cuddle?
What substitutes for the squishy belly pillow or comfy bicep pillows?
How do you pet his hairy body if it's hairless?
There's a lot I don't quite understand about this...
>>6745254
JUST GET A PILLOW OR FAT DOG/CAT YOU SPASTIC
>>6745254
im usually into big guys (4u), but the nice thing about cuddling twinks is that you can rest your head on their chest and hear their heartbeat really clearly
i dig that a lot
>>6745262
Wait, so you have separate things for sexy intimate stuff, for platonic cuddles, and for resting your head on when you sleep?
...
>>6744793
>try harder
But I'm just a normal person, not a twink, daddy, or a bear or whatever. I'm boring and just want to be comfy. I also don't have much time and how do I even begin loving someone in the 1st place ?
>>6745245
>tfw no cute hairless twink to fuck me
>>6745274
>god i get butterflies just thinking about him
Actually, despite my lack of understanding as to the appeal of twinks, this sounds kawaii as fuck.
You keep doing you, anon. Monogamous relationships are god-tier.
>>6743502
You made me question my sexuality.
>>6743815
most boner inducing team since Aqua
>>6745289
aw, thanks!
are you in one too? what's he like?
>>6745294
>it took me seven years but i made it, you can too!
ugh you just reminded me of all the over 25+ guys who message me
>>6745302
hey, i'm only 23, realised i had the homu at around 16
>>6745298
No. I'm still a single khv.
I recently found out that my only extrovert-personality-type friend knows gay people, though, and she said she'd happily introduce me, because apparently "anon you seriously need to know what bf is like its so awesome nan desu yo ne".
>I'm secretly hoping one of them will be an awkward, khv weebear that enjoys reading science books and watching black and white movies though.
>>6745306
is it your first bf?
>tfw virgin
>tfw don't want to fuck some random guy
>>6745313
iktf
don't go on dating sites or apps
just stay at home
believe me: it's better
>>6745313
>tfw you're totally willing to fuck a random qt but still a virgin
>>6745313
Don't put the pussy up on a pedestal anon.
>>6745316
>tfw you're a total qt virgin but not willing to fuck somebody random
i'm waiting for the right guy
>>6745318
I just don't want random hookups desu,
>tfw no bf
>>6745324
"waiting for the right guy" is already a fool's errand enough as a straight person, when you're gay your chances drop down several magitudes
What's the lewdest thing you've ever done, gaygen?
>>6745375
I don't wanna get laid. I want a relationship or at least someone to cuddle.
I only want my future bf to fugg me.
>>6745381
Good luck with that.
>>6745385
Appreciated
>>6745379
No enema anal, with a condom, but they hit my colon and things got messy.
>>6745381
The only way you're going to find that is by putting yourself out there. Don't expect Mr. Right to just "appear" and don't expect your first relationship to be "The One" either.
>>6745398
I already put myself out there.
2 days and counting.
>>6745398
>Don't expect Mr. Right to just "appear" and don't expect your first relationship to be "The One" either.
On a more optimistic note, don't rule out these possibilities either.
"The One" doesn't actually exist - you need to take it and shape it into the perfect relationship. If you know what you're looking for and know what to do when you find it, you can certainly make your first relationship your only one.
>>6745379
I sat next to someone I had a crush on for a while and had a conversation.
My hand accidentally brushed past his at one point; he didn't notice my face turn bright red, thankfully.
His hand was really warm and soft...
>>6745379
i let him pee all over on me in the shower
>>6745434
>tfw touched crushes arm and he didn't mind
>it was so warm and soft
>>6745434
>tfw playing rugby in second year
>tfw he tackles you and hes on top of you
>>6745379
Fucked him until he came totally handsfree, licked it up from his tummy and kissed him with it still in my mouth so we were swapping it between us, then jacked off onto his face, slapped him around with my dick and did the same thing again...
>>6745391
that's not lewd that's just disgusting
Quiet period while everyone is afk and masturbating
>>6745550
Hey pal go fuck yourself for not letting this thread die
>>6745482
If they didn't want it messy, they shouldn't have gone balls deep at 7".
>>6745553
I love you guys too much, sorry
Gay bottom here. Never actually bottomed though.
How the fuck do you guys do it? Like, all the primping, and enemas, and all that, just, yeesh. I don't even wanna bottom because I'm too afraid I'll mess something up or make a mistake.
>>6745602
>Just be yourself!
/r9k/ was right
>>6745607
I meant it more like confidence, yea?
I heard it takes only like 10 mins or so to use an enema properly
You could search guides on how to use it properly if you wanted to
Sorry, I don't give very good advice.
>>6745586
its literally just douching. theres no other prep work neccessary
it takes like 15 minutes
youre making a mountain out of a molehill, lad
>>6745586
It's not even a long process, just grab a bulb enema and rinse out a few times.
If you're not an American barbarian that just smears poop around instead of actually washing it off, then you should be fine for keeping a clean rim as well.
>>6745630
i hate americans so much
>>6745630
Dude bidets are so fucking gross, how do Europeans even use those things? It's so gross. Spraying water on your asshole, like, what the fuck?
>>6745657
>cleaning your ass
>gross
barbarian
>>6745657
Actually, the water also goes inside your arsehole too, giving a full, overall clean.
It's really easy. You just squat, activate, and let the water jet-wash your anus and part of your rectum, then dry.
>>6745657
You're kidding, right?
Poop is inherently gross. Bidets are the final solution in ridding yourself of it. I'd rather purge it from my skin entirely, rather than just rubbing it around like an animal.
Think of it this way. If you got shit on you anywhere else, you'd wash it off with soap and water as soon as possible. I don't see why it should be any different for the actual source of poop on the human body. Fucking Americans.
>>6745630
>bidet
This is why I'm thankful theres a channel between me and continental europe.
>>6745671
Yeah but a bidet doesn't have soap retard...
>>6745676
>It doesn't have soap built in
>Might as well just smear the poop around my arsehole instead of buying a bar of buttsoap
>>6745690
The point is you wipe it with paper then soap it when showering...
>>6745672
Nobody can tell me with a straight face that bidets aren't A.) more civilised and B.) superior in poop cleansing. You have to be genuinely mentally deficient or just a stubborn American prick to think otherwise.
>>6745676
You can put soap next to it? Are you saying that because a sink doesn't have soap built in that you just rinse your hands under water when they get dirty?
At least Trump will destroy your country from the inside out soon.
>>6745709
>Replies to bait seriously to the point where he thinks Trump will destroy the US
Do you have any idea with how the US political system works? Even if Trump were a babbling idiot he couldn't do shit to "destroy" the country. We have our jewish overlords to prevent that.
>>6745723
I fought fire with fire and replied to bait with bait.
>>6744631
who is this semen demon
>>6745709
I did say from CONTINENTAL europe lad, implies I'm British, bidets are horrible.
>>6745802
No they aren't
How did you all come out to your family and friends?
I'm scared.
>>6745850
Invite, like, fifty dudes over for an orgy and then let them walk in on it. It's the only reasonable way.
Need a new thread also.
>>6745850
>Friends:
>Hanging out with best friend
>Hey I like this dude
>Yeah I'm gay
>"Oh okay dude, I always kinda figured lol."
>Family:
>Still not out because why would I come out to my family without a reason or a bf
For instance, if I had a bf: Hey mom, I"m dating this new guy and he moved in, wanna come over for dinner? or some shit
Or:
>"Hey anon why don't you have a gf yet?"
>I like guys
>"Oh okay anon I always figured that haha"
Neither of which has happened yet.
Assuming you have accepting friends (and if they don't accept you they're not friends yadda yadda yadda) you really should come out. It is like lifting a thousand pound weight off of you. Do it anon, you'll feel so much better.
>>6743548
They're afraid of alienating you until they get at least one quick fuck out of it. Go on a date and see if it's a waste of time just like the rest of us do. Nobody says you have to have sex with them, but you can if you really want to.