>enter room >see this What do, /lgbt/?

"Aye yo String, where's Wallace?"

>>6743280
>"nice nipple"
>"oh shit why am i in here again? where am i? what's going on!"

I'd ask him if he wants to make out.

>>6743280
Stop it dad, you're not R. Kelly.

Run.

slip into his sweater, legs first, through the neckhole. Then I face him and alternate between deeply exhaling, and talking about his career

>>6743636
This. I don't want to be raped and I don't want aids either.

leave

>get scared because my apartment was broken into by a celebrity
>impotently cry because no one will ever believe me

360

>>6743636
>>6744048
>>6744126
Beta as fuck.

>>6744126
180, you stupid cunt

>>6743280

Wonder why he's wearing a woollen cardigan with nothing underneath and why he's removing it from his person in such a destructive way.

>>6743280

Offer him herbal tea and discuss how we're gonna retake the towers and get a decent price on the new package

>>6743280
leave room

Help him obviously. He seems to be struggling so much with that vicious piece of tissue he apparently can't seem to get off him.

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>>6743280
MFW Idris is actually a UKfag with a shitty Britfag accent and not actually American.... All this time in all of his movies he was merely "PRETENDING" to not be Yurotrash.

How could you String?

Say "Where is Wallace? Stringer where the fuck is Wallace?!"

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What the fuck was he doing in my room

>>6745326
Its really abvios on tbe wire which actors are really from the hood (snoop, who's name is actually snoop) and who is a brit faking a usa accent (stringer and mcnulty)

>>6743280
Puke.

>>6743766
Made me giggle

Call the police because Tyrone broke in again

>>6743280
Ask him why he is removing his shirt.
If he says he is making sexual advances, politely decline and explain calmly that I have no interest in one night stands or age difference.

Wonder who took a shit without flushing the toilet.

>>6745038
go back to le dit, newfag

blush
tee hee

turn around, bend over and exposing my buttocks

Bend over

Call up my local KKK chapter. One has clearly gotten loose.

>>6744126
You'd spin?

Turn 360 degrees and run away

Present anus

>>6743280
pls fugg my bp mr

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>>6743280
"Why are you out of your quarters? That's the hotbox for you!"
>fucking niggers
>voluntarily getting aids/getting HIV/committing bestiality

>>6744126
>>6748220

is this on purpose or did you actually fail basic geometry

>>6749069
How new can one even be?

I love how you fags dislike blacks
it warms my aryan soul
to bad im not a fag

>>6749086
I bet you are one of the races the aryans considered to be inferior.
>just kuz your white doesnt mean your white.

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>>6749069
>xie still thinks its 180

>>6749099
one time in class when talking about Aryans, the teacher asked me to stand up to show what Aryans looked like
how jealous r u anon

>>6749108
Literally not at all.
I was considering buying the $100 mosin rifle at my local big 5 because i assumed it had killed nazi's. It was a 1942 tula, and if i remember right in that year the tula factory was threatened by nazi tanks. they could basically shoot the rifles out the factory window as they made them.
>Wanted a nazi shooter.
>waited too long and some other fudd bought it

i ended up with an sks instead, and nothing of great value was lost.

>>6749108
>>6749159
oh also my bf is black.

>>6749162
do you think im actually serious faggot
idc if you date blacks
i just think its funny how much lgbt dick rides /pol/
do you actually think i hate blacks
fuck you're a faggot
sick edgy nazi gun fag

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>>6749193
>sick edgy nazi-shooting gun fag
fox it for u.

>>6749226
lol ok anon enjoy you're shit tier sks
fags suck at buying guns

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>>6743291

>>6743280
"Hey Idris Elba, wanna help me pull a hot SJW grill?"

>>6743280
>180
>On all fours
>Present anus
>Expecting he will not hurt me too much... But a little bit anyway.
>After this, posing my ear on his chest to ear his heart beating while he embraces me, and falling asleep like this.

>>6743636
Into his arms?

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>>6749250
pfft haters gunna hate
>bitches don't know about my early varient sino-sovier 1952 tula armory semiavtomov karbiner Simonov

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>>6743280
Call the police and wait for them to show up and shoot him.

>>6743280

>Why you wearing a jumper in mid August, you dippy prick?

>>6751062
>sks

Poorfag.

ur cute as fuk doe

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>>6752162
thats a ukrainian seperatist.
>Thats not me. I'm a bear, im not cute.
also if you want to get an AR15 that doesnt jam and doesnt suck you have to spend $2000.
>Why the fuck would anyone not buy an sks. Its literally 1/10th that price.

>>6753077
do you have slav gear to model in?
just asking for a friend

>>6753099
i have a surplus chinese army banadalier and bulldog leather straps :P
want pics?

>>6753147
hell yeah

>>6753077
Because I have the money for the AR.

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>>6753189
hope your friend likes these pics

>>6753406
>>6753350
>being fat