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Old:boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/6740963
>>6741868
Does anyone here actually like using their dick?
How do you cope with not ejaculating?
>>6741889
I do. Not ejaculating is nice. No cleanup
>>6741889
plenty trannies like their dicks hence all the tranny porn
LONDON CAALLIIING TO THE FARAWAY TOWNS
NOW WAR IS DECLARED AND BATTLE COME DOWN
LONDON CAAAAALLING TO THE UNDERWORLD
COME OUT OF THE CUPBOARD, YOU BOYS AND GIIIIRLS
What have I missed.
Who fucked/fucked over whom
Who is dating
Who died
>>6742872
kys
Say mean things about me. I'm a man monster
so....hungry...but the only food in house...is not up to my standard...
im gonna die
are my new glasses too thick?
>>6742883
K
>>6742885
How?
>>6742906
I bet you like boys lmao
>>6742906
get ffs
>>6742898
Me and some friends are getting pizza hut because I had 50% off. I got stuffed crust with salami and shrooms
I know it's pretty needy, but I'm feeling a bit ill.
Could people post something nice about me?
>>6742910
>How?
better lighting so camera takes better pictures
>>6742906
ur cute
>>6742909
they complement your face :)
>>6742910
>3 hands and 3 legs
I knew you were a mutant
>>6742909
no cornflakes
>>6742909
Cornflakes?
>>6742906
What a faggot
>>6742912
I am
>>6742913
oh im sorry
>>6742925
show me your butt bae
>>6742925
>turning into brad
baka desu senpai
>>6742910
uhhhh now fuck???
>>6742927
It's alright there isn't very good local pizza nearby :/
>>6742872
Amy is outta here
Maddie has detransitioned. (see above)
Anon has started a trip once again.
>>6742890
i l l e g a l
>>6742933
hungry howies :3
>>6742899
Well, it happened to me. Probably had something to do with hanging around 118-120 lbs, then suddenly eating excess calories. Even though my weight has darted around the board since then and currently rests at 122, they're still growing. I guess my body never thought it had enough resources to grow them substantially.
>>6741889
Kind of? I don't have anything really against it, I'd just vastly prefer having a vag, both from the perspective of base functionality and for far easier stealthing. Like, I can't swim with a bikini or anything like that with one, can I?
I think I'll only get really sensitive about that when I'm in a relationship, to be honest.
>>6742935
butt panties
>>6742893
Proud of you bb qt. Hope it's awesome
Have you met yr roomies?
>>6742909
Cornflakes? You look amazing as usual. I think the glasses suit you well.
Also if you can't see me on Skype or anything anymore, it's because I kind of had a social media purge and basically deleted my account on everything I was on.
>>6742909
You...
Estrogen
Wow.
You're proof some people like me, and others live merely as a cautionary tale for considering ones initial appearance before hrt.
Good job.
This is the first 5 minutes of me being back in 2.5 weeks
Dysphoric & self hate now bai
tfw benzos makes u happy
: )
>>6742941
thats LEWD tho ;-;
Every time I've had to get my hrt prescription it's been unbearably awkward until just now. Thank you Dave. You are a chill dude.
>>6742948
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.
>>6741889
I've never had huge genital dysphoria, it's easy to tuck away and when I wanna use it I'm too horny to get dysphoric over it. The only thing that really bothered me was sex, doing the thrusting movents was so fucking weird to begin with.
I'm totally cool with it now though, qt girls love that andro tranny gt.
>>6742951
panty butts
>>6742957
b-but thats illegal ;-;
i can only post clothed
>>6742940
but u have kissed and cuddled
>>6742960
Banty Putts
>>6742953
I am the greatest man.
Tru
>>6742953
That's profound, in much the same way icebergs are profound. And if you see one of those sumbitches in real life, you know what I mean.
>>6742952
Holy shit that looks cozy. Pls 2b living there now?
>>6741889
I'm on the fence about it. Some days it's a blast, others it's like, "Damn what's this weird growth wow I should really have this thing checked out golly I hope it's benign."
>>6742921
Yeah I grew a whole extra person beside me it's fucking nuts
>>6742917
But then I have to get up and I'm too busy playing with my Wii
>>6742932
B-but we're platonic roommates
>>6742954
> Tfw I hired a prostitute at one point to prove that I could beat this 'trans' thing.
Obviously I used a condom, prepared as one should, and had all the relevant tests done months afterward. Didn't catch anything.
Anyways, the point was that it felt weird being on top and I really really didn't feel anything from it. In fact, I started crying halfway through and it wound up becoming a lewd, expensive back massage instead.
I don't hate it, I just can't ever see me being on top in that way. I could probably ride someone and top that way, though.
>>6742969
what it like in Wales
my great grandma was welsh but she never really talked about it
cute butt btw
>>6742970
how about you play with my wee instead ;))
>>6742969
I love your butt
>>6742970
Platonic roommates... with benefits?
Has anyone here ever been catcalled while presenting as female?
I haven't, but as a guy a girl yelled something about my ass in my jeans and when I didn't respond her friend called me gay.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>6742970
>But then I have to get up and I'm too busy playing with my Wii
turn on a light
>>6742942
I'm gonna go to bed now, talk to you soon :)
>>6742944
aw :( are you still on kik?
>>6742923
mebbe
>>6742948
cutting my balls of really helped shit start working honestly
>>6742910
>14 months of hrt
>no thinning of chest hair (or other body hair for that matter)
>cant afford laser
if i posted more i'd be the new resident hon
>>6742981
Thanks Anon. I was hoping someone would say something. Kinda disappointed you're the only one, but that's better than nothing.
how do i ask my gf to squeeze my boobs without it being weird
>>6742989
laser is a meme get electrolysis since it's cheap and more permanent, it's only 20-60 a session around where I live
>>6742992
start lewd
put her hands on ur tiddies
thats it
>>6742992
Go to the movies, and put them in two separate popcorn boxes. She'll never see it coming.
>tfw no one gives a shit about you
>>6742991
I try to do it at least in every thread, I want girls to feel good about themselves.
>>6742992
She's your gf, it's not weird to ask her to squeeze your boobs.
>>6742997
We really appreciate it. At least, I do. A lot.
>>6742996
iktf
>>6742996
who the fuck are you but you seem very forgettable
>>6742996
I still like you Nim. What's up? How is life? Is the D&D game ever going to happen?
>my brother left
>by myself no protection
>small Texas town
>take my bra off
>leave my purse at home
>put my hair up under a camp hat
>I have to be a boy now
>>6743002
>tfw sailor fuku are fucking expensive as shit to import
Work is almost dooooone
Got a free cookie
I feel like Im back in 2015 tho since I used to work here pre transition
>>6742996
I care about nim
>>6743004
yeah i agree, i try to maintain interest but it mostly doesn't work
>>6743005
maybe
i just gotta get the motivation to work on it
>>6743009
idk about you, but I wouldn't be caught dead in one anyway. 2expensive, 2culturally insensitive, 2fast, 2furious
>>6743006
beating fags to death is out of style anon in the US
>>6743006
use your army training to defend yourself
>>6743010
What kind of cookie?
>>6742996
hugg nim
>>6742996
You seem sweet. I still don't know you at all well, and we've never spoken for long, but I'd miss seeing your name and posts here if you left.
>>6742915
You seem quite smart and nice and you give good advice.
>>6743009
Sew your own. (Assuming you have a sewing machine; you do, right?)
>>6742997
I appreciate it more every time.
>>6743016
>culturally insensitive
what? I really doubt they care at all, that stuff is just university offense memes.
I think their cure for just hanging around the house, dressing up is fun
>>6742982
Those power stars ain't going to collect themselves
>>6742976
See >>6742986
>>6742973
Wow senpai, I'm trying to save the mushroom kingdom and this is the thanks I get?
>>6743029
hugg elann
>>6743029
Seriously, you deserve a cake at least.
>>6743025
I don't know how to sew just yet, I'm saving for a nice camera for pictures of me in cute cloths and money to make my room more comfy since I want a nice big rug with flowers on it and a little floor table to draw and read at.
>>6743022
Thanks, Anon.
>>6743006
*hugs*
Be yourself, strong and proud. You've come a long way baby!
>>6742993
Electrolysis isn't available at all where I live and laser costs around 1.5-2.5k for the full treatment.
>>6742915
Of course; what's wrong, flu? Ate something bad? You're always quick to say nice things so I figure I should reply in turn. Hope you get well soon.
>>6742987
>tfw cornflakes doesnt talk to you anymore
Rip
What kind of beauty products does everyone use?
>>6743041
where you at? might be able to travel even if it's a hour or two away it would be much cheaper. The main reason it's cheaper is that it's a painful experience but not too bad. laser is painless but not for the wallet
>>6743027
Uuuhhh, maybe not insensitive as much as just inappropriate. Like, I just wouldn't look good in a sailor fuku tbqhwyfamicom
>>6743048
finland
>>6743047
semen is great for soft skin, try it
>>6743043
No. I ate something heavy for lunch, but it looks like my body's not used to that anymore.
>>6743049
I'm doing alright, medicines seem to be helping, talking with my advisor tomorrow about starting back with stuff at school, my back has been hurting but it's getting better. Overall pretty positive, if a bit frustrating that I can't be more productive at this point. Yourself?
>>6743056
Will your half brother help you out?
You deserve a good long cry amidst all this.
>>6743026
I figure it would lose its appeal the more I say it, but its good to know it helps.
>>6743051
>just inappropriate. Like, I just wouldn't look good in a sailor fuku
I'm not talking about wearing it on the streets though, just to wear around the house to be cute or to conventions or something.
>>6743056
>Trans is the new faggot
I haven't seen much in the news of random unprovoked trannie beatdowns
>>6743054
you fucked then since finland is too rural I guess, would have to save for laser I guess, maybe do it piecemeal and get some done slowly, like arms or legs first.
>>6743056
You have an internal strength that got you through the service. It's still in you. Draw on it.
>>6743058
Focused on home life for the moment. Have an appointment with my endo to get a non-trivial E dose on Thursday.
I've got a crush on a guy, but I'm worried he's just humoring me. Suppose I'll find out Sunday.
Showed mtfg my mug again - hopefully the next time it looks ever so slightly better still.
Getting back in shape, but it's hard.
I'm at work and being a wage slave sucks
How y'all doin
>>6743070
Hope the maybe-date goes well; take it easy!
>>6742987
1.5 years here and you were CIs to begin with.
Balls prollu helped but you're progressing on schedule, nonetheless
>>6743072
Been better. Been a lot worse though. I'm at home doing laundry and periodically being sick.
>>6743067
>maybe do it piecemeal and get some done slowly, like arms or legs first
They dropped my welfare this month so I might not have enough for hrt next month if they fuck me over again. Can't really afford to spend my food & pill money on partial treatments :s
>>6743019
A coworker gave me more cookies but i dont wanna be selfish and take them all
yeah, goodnight /mtfg/
ill be in bed pondering how i came to be the person i am now
>>6743033
hugg anonn
>>6743036
>tfw no cakeu
>>6743049
Sup akaka :3
>>6743081
Have a good night, Nim, and we'll see you tomorrow.
>>6743076
;_;
Sick how?
>>6743081
Nim, talk to me on steam or give me your skype pls
>massive gender disphoria
>male only hobbies are all I do still
what do?
>>6743102
gender is a meme
>>6743093
Angry tummy. Nothing serious, just unpleasant.
>>6743079
why does it look like the cookie threw up on your table
So... I'm going to my first consultation for FFS in two weeks. Anyone ever been to one before? I am really really nervous and not sure what to expect
cheese and aioli makes for a tasty sammich
>>6743109
I just want to be more "girly"
>>6743102
Be a girl that likes male hobbies?
>>6743102
Do you experience dysphoria over your hobbies? Are they not things you enjoy, but just things you're in the habit of doing?
>>6743102
>male only hobbies
Unless you mean penis fencing, that isn't a thing.
>>6743124
then do it bruh
dont let anyone tell you how to be you
just
b
urself
>>6743129
well what about like video games and currency exchange
>>6743138
Pick up sewing and dance.
I think both are a lot of fun, and both are incredibly useful.
>>6743144
I'm plan on getting a sewing machine, can't do dance since cripple, maybe yoga stretches for flexibility
>tfw self medding is going to be too expensive for you
How do I work up the courage to ask my parents for a therapist?
>>6743152
tell them you think you need a therapist for depression, tell therapist truth and go from there, they should be able to help you start.
>>6743138
why not just be who you already are except also a girl
what's the purpose of picking up interests for the sake of femininity
>>6742942
Yeah only one of them he seems super nice :)
>>6743133
Tons of girls play video games. I know a cis girl who works at game stop.
I don't know what currency exchange is but I'm sure a girl can do it. If nothing else you'll get special attention for being the only one.
>>6743165
I want to be more feminine, more then just a deluxe trap
>>6743174
most girls play girly games though like candy crush
>>6743174
>Tons of girls play video games
you mean mobile games and the sims
>>6743177
It still isn't a male only hobby. It's male dominated at best.
>>6743184
Nope. Girls have become the larger gender in the console demographic, too.
>>6743176
as a transbian hon i have to say that sounds pretty fetishist
How do you tell the difference between "I'm passing in public" and "everyone is just being nice to me for some reason"? I've been full-time for about a couple weeks, but even the first day I went out in public no one gave me weird looks or anything like I was suspecting, and I don't know if being trans and stuff wasn't actually as bad as I thought it would be, or I'm actually passing.
Also, how do you guys handle stuff like FB? I don't want to just "change" my old one, but I feel like "oh hey, here's my FB, I have literally zero friends so far on it" is really awkward and weird. Mostly've just lurked in the past but, idk, I'm in a new place going to school and have essentially 0 experience in being a human being what with life-crippling dysphoria and all.
>>6743159
If the psychologist notices gender issues, will he refer me to a gender specialised one?
>>6743200
I disappeared from fb for just around a year and then made a new account when i was ready.
>>6743200
You're passing. People look at you and see a female and don't question it. That's passing.
>>6743200
People aren't nice
If you get ma'amd you pass
>>6743200
you look like a girl
I'm gonna become thin again.
Anyone wanna join me on this weight-loss journey? Or well, possibly weight-loss journey, because I'll also attempt to build leg muscle.
>>6743200
>good looking young passers
>>6743221
We'll always have anime girls.
>>6743223
Nope. Phones do not count as consoles.
>>6743209
>>6743211
>>6743216
Oh wew that's super crazy. My internet friends have been telling me something along those lines but I guess maybe that's settling in; usually I feel like I look like some sort of squat dwarf mixed with Rape Horse or something. And the usual "someone like me shouldn't exist blah blah existential mumbo jumbo".
>>6743207
I guess that makes sense to have some time away, but I'm really concerned about any sort of awkwardness, like "I don't have a FB" is code for "beat me up" or something. :'^)
>>6743221
I'm 22 and started HRT in March, but thanks?
>>6743231
I'd love to see the stat then because it sounds just impossible with the way things are
>>6742606
its weird to me that people think anything that happens in reality can be unnatural
tonight i am a slave to no one except the rhythm! [plays bongo]
>>6743221
some say it's easier to pass as older gal
>>6743047
Should have used a gay anime pic
Repeat: WHAT KIND OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS DOES EVERYONE USE?
>>6743241
how so? tons of things are unnatural as in not in nature, just look at us kek
>>6743223
just be yourself, sewing dresses won't make you cuter
taking up interests for the superficiality of having them is creepy
Ufufu is my waifu!
>>6743241
Everything is technically "natural" by that definition but i think most people use it to talk about things that, to their perceptions, go against the natural order of things or against innate wants/wills.
Like, polyamorous relationships may feel unnatural to a good deal of people, and these people then think anyone in such a relationship is either fundamentally flawed or going against their own innate desires.
>>6743251
>>6743251
>>6743251
This post is so true
Being yourself is the cutest you'll ever be
People are adorable when they get so passionate about stuff, don't take up fake hobbies for fake cuteness
>>6743251
>taking up interests for the superficiality of having them is creepy
I genuinely want to get into that kinda stuff though, besides sewing I want to work on saving up a grand or two for a doll.
Think of it this way, Most of my life these things would be seen as unacceptable but now it's all fine, I'm interested in what I should try to start with
>>6743232
>I'm 22 and started HRT in March
I'm 22 and started HRT 14 months ago but I'm nowhere near as passing nor pretty as you. I hate life.
>>6743263
genetics are a bitch senpai
>>6743261
Do what u wanna, ladypants. What are you most excited about?
>>6743263
At least you're not an old lady like me. Oof.
>>6743247
I'm just saying that its really difficult for anyone to give me a straight answer on when things are natural and when they're not
>>6743256
how can things subject to the natural order of things go against the natural order of things? the natural order tends to be decided by people to be whatever their religion told them or alternatively whatever doesnt seem 'weird' to them
>>6743264
ikr, nothing that can be done about those either
>>6743259
my other post was pretty true too, the h*ck is up with your table?
>>6743261
the way you put it earlier sounds like the opposite - you want to be cute, and you want to take up feminine interests to be cuter because feminine interests confer cuteness
it doesn't work that way, but if you actually do hold yourself back from genuine feminine interests because reasons then go for it
>>6743265
> old lady
Probably younger than Kayla.
>>6743269
that stat is not helpful as it's only adults and only counts if one is owned, it's probably heavily skewed by single mothers with kids
>>6743276
idk, how old is she?
So bored. What's up /mtfg/
Number three!
That is the attempt!
Tired of trips and trip drama? Want to actually talk about something?
Come to this lovely general instead!
>>6743277
>>6743277
>>6743268
>how can things subject to the natural order of things go against the natural order of things? the natural order tends to be decided by people to be whatever their religion told them or alternatively whatever doesnt seem 'weird' to them
The argument is: "Humans, as a part of nature, have certain inclinations of which are natural to them. Those who go against these things go against their own nature, or are fundamentally different from the Ideal Human that all people SHOULD fall under."
This is the reasoning behind ALL negative tribalistic tendencies in people. You have your group, and all those outside are wrong and bad. Either because, deep down, they actually are like you but actively fight against it, or because they are abominations of existence. Easy to see with SJWs and the religious right. However, it extends to all behavior.
What's problematic about it is that, to literally anyone but a 100% moral relativist, people do think labels between "natural/right" and "unnatural/wrong" are proper in places. Laws exist for this reason. A good person is naturally law abiding, whereas sometimes good people can be made to do bad, or they're simply "savages" or "evil".
But yes, technically, everything is part of nature, but as humans have the capability for rational thought and subversion, the question as to what is most natural, and whether that is good or not, is relevant.
>>6743286
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
>>6743286
no one cares
>>6743263
>I hate life
You can make it
>>6743286
there's nothing else to do though, this board is slow
We've made it another day without killing ourselves, goils!
Proud of you all
It's always good to celebrate the small victories
is this where we talk about our crushes on red or
>>6743279
You're free to impose all the insecurities and stereotypes you'd like on those statistics.
>>6743301
The night is still younggggg
>>6743245
most of the people crying about passing actually do pass as normal women but want to look like anime lolis
>>6743102
???
Originally, I mostly had male hobbies, because that was where I found escapism, like anime. Now? The floodgates were opened, so now I'm extremely interested in fashion and, to a lesser extent, cooking. I'm probably going to see if I can do something about this fashion passion, but I don't know what jobs there are in that field.
And besides, guys want to do things with their girlfriends. If they share hobbies with them, everyone is happy, no?
Yeah yeah, call me AGP if you want, but I've had dysphoria since kindergarten and I've never second-guessed my own analysis of mysefl.
>>6743297
>no thigh gap means no srs
>over 6' tall
>hrt too late so no hips
>17''-18'' shoulders
>below A-cup breasts after 14 months of HRT
>the breasts are literally in armpits
>unattractive face
>poor facial proportions
>turbovirgin neet on welfare
>no friends irl for the last 10 years
>live in finland
>22 yo
>You can make it
lol
>>6743302
I have a bigger crush on someone else desu ><
>>6743286
how many times has that gen even made it to the image limit before getting trimmed?
>>6743304
it's just a fact, single mother households are 25-30% in most places in the US.
a large amount of people who use consoles are children, it's not hard to see how a owned statistic that only counts adults could be skewed.
>>6743317
None.
But this time, it might be different.
>>6743311
Wait, please explain your first point??
>>6743323
>>6743323
>might
suit yourself
>>6743326
The results will be fucking atrocious if you dont have any thigh gap. It'll be a hon vag even if you're young if there's no space for it.
>>6743310
thats about the same for me I think
>>6743290
>>6743331
I honestly don't get why it would be atrocious desu.
>>6743311
your going to need to get married to a US anon
>>6741896
Lol... i dont know about you but using it since im on hrt is wayyy messier because it spews precum everwhere. Cant really ejaculate anymore which is nice but yeah.
What do you trannies tend to drink has a healthy alternative to delicious soda? People tell me tea but I can't stand the taste. It's fucking disgusting.
>>6743331
desu it'll be atrocious no matter what
even the best doctors only make a really good neovagina every like 20 tries
>>6743343
water
>>6743343
Water
>>6743343
water
>>6743343
green tea is the mtf drink of choice so go with water
>>6743347
Hi Mado <3
<3 <3 <3
>talking to dead dad like he's here and crying
How not ok is this
>>6743343
water
>>6743344
Who are you trying to convince here? Because that's incredibly dumb.
Hey, I got an idea.
Those of you who are interested in weight-loss, I might just keep a journal or something on daily intakes, and thoughts, etc, in >>6743277
That would keep it alive, and then you too could share things, and such?
Good or bad idea?
>>6743322
> girls can't play games, they can't!
Listen, I know two women of the cis variety who aren't gamers that are MY age. As they get younger (although I don't interact with any younger than 24, usually) that number doesn't seem to change substantially.
Play your vidya and quit trusting 90s sitcoms to tell you everything you need to know about the world.
> Tfw no one will give me a headpat.
Like, my mom sometimes will, but she sucks at it and winds up just batting my head around.
Is it so much to ask?
>>6743359
You are upset and stuff, its pretty understandable...
I'm sorry you have to go through all this, it must be pretty upsetting :/
>>6743363
gonna have to do something unsavory
>>6743356
no idea, you might need to find a man
The dick was good but the cum was super bitter =S
>>6743343
I'm fond of unsweetened, enriched almond milk.
>>6743354
cawfee > gween tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZCAwlLEYo
>>6743343
Alcohol
>>6743311
> Tfw very noticeable thigh gap.
Hurray!
>>6743369
I met most of the cis girls I'm friends with through vidya desu.
>>6743373
I really wish my brother didn't just leave me alone in my dead dads house to skip the funeral to hang out with the guy who molested me in front of his ex wife
He said he'd be here for me
He said it was just us
>>6743343
green tea lemonades with extra sweetener from starbucks
sweet, caffeinated, little bit of tasty citrus
>>6743383
Lemonaid, put fresh fruit in it.
>>6743383
then eat some fruit?
>>6743372
>tfw last time I received head pats, I got a boner
>>6743359
ily
I HAD SEX
>>6743359
You're allowed to grieve your dad, Faye. Please don't be disappointed in yourself for doing that in whatever way you need to.
>>6743383
so drink flavored seltzer
or some kind of juice
lemonade is good
>>6743358
Gracu!!
It's raining :3
I'm sorry I forgot to check the mail dad
I'm sorry I haven't cleaned up all the trash yet, I'm tired, I promise I'll get it tommorrow
I'm sorry I couldn't keep him here, I wasn't strong enough like you
>>6743363
pueraria mirifica, black cohosh, fennugreek
>>6743359
Faye yr awesome and it's gonna be ok.
>>6743367
Isn't there a way to hide all trips if you hate us that much?
>>6743397
congrats! how'd it go?
>>6743377
Bittersweet dicking. I'm so jealous.
>>6743383
too bad
>>6743359
0% not ok
i do the same every few months because of unresolved issues and it's been a decade
>>6743309
don't know about that
for example, chara can pass, but would look weird irl
>>6743387
>to skip the funeral to hang out with the guy who molested me in front of his ex wife
What the fuck? Thats really fucking awful :/
>He said he'd be here for me
He said it was just us
Pardon me for saying so but he seems like a pretty shitty person to abandon you like that after promising to be there for you :/
*hugs*
I can't even begin to imagine how bad all of this must make you feel... no one should have to go through so much : (
Oh I missed a spot
>>6743383
Water has taste. Pristine, cold water tastes better than any candy, especially on a hot day. Fruit flavours = sugar or aspartame.
Now, what doesn't have taste, is you.
Personally, I drink water and only water, I don't eat much in the way of icecream, chips, or whatnot, and I don't drink or do drugs.
I just haven't felt like snacks in the slightest since I started hormones. That said, I eat a ton of food, and I do occasoinally enjoy my few vices - sour candy of various varieties, and popsicles. Regardless, I don't gain weight (even when I'm really trying to it's tough), and I don't need to calorie count in the slightest.
>>6743369
can you not put words in my mouth?
I'm just saying I'm very doubtful that stat actually conveys males are now the minority in console use and that it's skewed by the massive amount of single parents in the US, the US is wealthy, almost every home with kids has a console of some sort even those on welfare. I know full well some girls play games, it's just much more prevalent among men and will likely stay so for at least another 10-20 years while the original negative associations with the hobby finally die out.
>>6743418
what on earth happened??
>>6743420
>tfw eternally horny but your boyfriend is ace due to his dysphoria
jealous but happy for you
>>6743394
I really really like having my head patted. I don't get a boner or anything, but I do get that ASMR response.
Generally, I act like a cat being petted. In the past, I was dishonest and would bark at my dad for petting me, even though I secretly really, really enjoyed it. I was such a tsundere.
>>6743394
>tfw last time I put on a pretty dress, I got a boner
>>6743420
Any advice for getting dick?
>>6743401
I'm sure he knows you're doing your best and he loves you even if you screw up sometimes. The trash and the mail will be there tomorrow.
>>6743418
a but fucked up
>>6743423
*both quoted parts should be greentexted
>>6743424
It's just my dad
>>6743429
be attractive
Good morning!
How are you today?
>>6743429
You know the ostentatious, flirty types in anime? Act like them.
>>6743436
OK, failed step 1.
>>6743401
Faye, calm down. It's alright.
>>6743437
i'm grouchy because the part of my paycheck meant for a cute haircut instead went towards bike repairs
good evening, girls
JESUS WHY DID GOD CURSE ME WITH SWEAT GLANDS THAT COULD DROWN ME
motherfucker I'm drenched
a fish could survive in the drippings of my shirt
i just want to run 12 km without being a blob of water
> Spend 21 years of my life as a guy.
> Transition.
> Still don't understand men or what men want.
You'd think I'd have figured this one out.
>>6743435
talk to me faye
you can tell me how you feel
>>6743446
Literally why
I cannot believe that I am the only one to want to lose weight?
Like what, really?
So much spots ;_; I hate this but thank you for saying nice things, concentrating here helps
>>6743448
i did a 4 mile bike ride yesterday, i sympathize
but you probably pull off the sweaty flustered look!
>>6743446
hey big boy, do I pass?
>>6743437
I'm having a weird night. Work was good but nostalgic. I feel kinda tired and sick yet also really good?
Idk I have a lot of mixed thougthts and emotions rn
how are you?
>>6743389
>Starbucks
I don't want to be a basic white girl that pays for overpriced junk.
>>6743391
Finding real lemonaide isn't easy. I prefer orangeaide, actually. Which is hard to find.
>>6743393
If I wanted to eat something, maybe.
>>6743419
Bet you eat your food unseasoned too.
The problem with things like juice is how expensive it is. I get dragged on trips a lot that are like 10 hours on the road so if we stop somewhere to get a drink I'd be paying like 3 dollars for a tiny thing of juice that wouldn't last an hour.
>>6743418
If I knew someone who died I wouldn't be taking pictures of their blood for (You)'s
>>6743429
>go to party
>get drunk
>grind on qt boys
Literally that easy
I REALLY want to move away and start a new life but idk how to do fucking anything and i just sickeningly hate my entire existence
>>6743460
I don't get it. Who's blood is that? If someone hurt you, you should call the police.
>>6743466
You might if you had to clean it and you were having a breakdown, even arguing with a troll is better then concentrating on what I'm doing again
how do I sound
https://clyp.it/prqu4n1m
plz no hug box
>>6743466
> Bet you eat your food unseasoned too.
Quite the opposite. I use plenty of spices, salt, pepper, herbs and all that jazz. Extremely healthy (seriously herbs are crazy good for you), low-cal... There's literally not a single downside.
>>6743343
Nilgiri Tea. Nice, smooth, easy drinking tea. Makes Lipton and PG Tips taste like shit.
>>6743359
Sounds like grieving to me. Do it whatever way you need to.
>>6743387
Sounds like he was only in it for the money. Now that there isn't any...
Call your gf or redtree and chat. Friends are often better than family. Families of choice are even better yet.
>>6743401
*HUGS*
>>6743418
>>6743460
We're all imperfect.
>>6743476
You sound very cute
I think more Black guys have cum inside me than white now lol
>>6743476
YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE AAAAAA
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET
>>6743457
the same reason you still harass me instead of filtering me
there isn't one
:^)
>>6743464
you all pass anon
Does anyone still not know what sexuality they are?
I mean I could reach arousal if I really tried thinking about any gender, but I honestly never felt attracted/infatuated to anyone my whole life... :(
It's an uncomfortable state of constant confusion.
>>6743476
Cute as fuck
But idk it sounds like you're trying too hard
>>6743471
It's my dads from when he died, I missed it when cleaning because I'm bad at this
>>6743487
i havent sorted out my sexuality or what i desire from a relationship or paratner
>>6741868
I wanna share these links because I haven't seen them in this thread.
http://www.nyspeechandvoicelab.net/transgender/voice-masculinization/
http://www.nyspeechandvoicelab.net/transgender/voice-feminization/
http://www.nyspeechandvoicelab.net/transgender/gender-queer/
>>6743466
veinte green tea frappucino with caramel syrup drizzle and vanilla bean powder and 2 shots mixed in is my typical 8$ drink
>>6743493
H-how'd he die?
>>6743495
Grace is cocksexual
>>6743486
Oh I just don't filter people. You've just never answered why a straight male with no gender issues still returns here.
:^)
>>6743487
I actually list my sexual orientation as "undecided"
>>6743487
sexuality is a meme
just be yourself, and especially dont let someone pressure you into doing something you dont want to do
>>6743503
I have no idea.
>>6743499
I don't know yet they're still doing the autopsy, I sent the police a week after we lost contact
>tfw can't really think about getting out and even seeing a therapist until i get back to california
>which will probably take another year
fuck me i guess
>>6743506
hes not straight hes said this plenty of times
stfu, dont shit up the thread with pointless fighting
>>6743511
Fuck anon :_:
>>6743506
Im a straight male too, I come here to compliment girls and tell them how wonderful they are.
I can't get all of it out I'm sorry
>>6743510
you wanted srs just to fit more cocks inside you
>>6743490
hello
>>6743506
1) I'm not straight
2) because I can
why does someone who has supposedly found happiness in their life still find the need to take their misery out on someone who's done them no wrong
>>6743536
not just that, dummy
>>6743543
oh right, also multi able ones per hole
>tfw your gf finds out you're a chaser and breaks up with you
looks like im drinking tonight
>>6743539
So you're just chasing. Cool still. Don't get any other reason you're here. I'm here for my own issues involving being transgendered, something this board is made for and you might not understand.
>>6743506
If I looked like a cross between Kayla and Edgar I would probably be unreasonably angry all the time too
>>6743555
trip on kiwi
>>6743549
>Moan method
I want to make you moan...
I mean
For voice practice and stuff
Hah
>>6743552
marry that finnish hon
>>6743553
>he's a man he must be a chaser!!!
Bitter hon logic, ladies and pre-ladies.
Sometimes it feels like we have more Chasers than actual transwomen in this thread... .__.
You chasers do realize that this place is not a dating app or something like that, right...?
>>6743564
which finnish hon
>>6743536
this is why I'm getting it lmao
>chaser meme again
o boy
>>6743566
Nonsense this is fetish backstage
>>6743476
you sound like a female text to speech program
>>6743566
implying mtfs don't chase harder then cis male chasers
>>6743566
yeah i know
id never actually chase for real btw because i know it's not right, i just come here to fantasize about chasing a pretty trip and falling in love with each other and getting married and starting a family together
>>6743572
puca
>>6743578
True
>>6743497
That's so fucking homo.
>>6743476
I don't know how much it will help you but here's mine for comparison. The first is mine trying to imitate the way you spoke it, and the second is the way I would naturally try and say it. I think I struggle with saying 'jumps' and 'lazy', and maybe 'dog'.
https://clyp.it/hjnshe0b
https://clyp.it/edv54e2n
>>6743574
it's that time again.
>>6743535
salt and vinegar paste. leave it there for a little while, it'll absorb some of it and help scrub the rest away.
if that doesn't work, grout cleaner or a sander.
>>6743552
How did she find out? What made her realize?
>>6743561
https://clyp.it/32a2ckfc
>>6743555
you're being unreasonably cruel
>>6743596
RED THAT'S TOO LEWD BE CAREFUL
>>6743596
I wanna practice and make my voice and moans like that!
>>6743596
i wish my moans were that cute
they're just loud and annoying
>>6743596
woah
>>6743587
how's it now
https://clyp.it/h3bfv3op
>>6743600
that's not a very good reason to break up with something
enjoy the freedom of being single I guess
>>6743608
I wanna listen now, but my headphones are back at home.
>>6743553
so what happened this time, what's got you feeling bad enough that you need to take it out on me
or are you just trying to maintain the self-proclaimed title as denmother of /mtfg/ and still think attacking me makes you look superior
>>6743578
but anon, chasing is apparently totally okay as long as you're a transperson :^)
>>6743622
>Turning the issue away from you
No it's just the first time I've been active when you've showed up.
You NEVER answer the question ^^
>>6743596
Moan method is at least going into the rotation. Yikes. Too sexy.
>>6743619
Let everyone around you hear!
>>6743600
I'm honestly not sure if that would upset me, if my boyfriend was looking at transgirl porn.
I don't know. He's said he's into futanari... But he also comes across as vehemently okay with whether or not I get surgery. Says he loves me as a person, not for my body parts. I'm not sure what to tell you, honestly. Maybe it just scared her and made her feel like she wasn't a real woman or thought you fetishized her. People are complicated. Trans people even more so it seems.
all i want is to be small and soft and pretty but i;m a fucking 5'11" skeleton made of hard edges and coarse hair
i'm too old and too poor to ever pass so i should just accept being a miserable cute boy instead of bothering to be an ugly girl
>>6743604
>>6743607
>>6743608
>>6743614
https://clyp.it/4qmkahkd
;^)
>there was a an anon that wanted to be me today
if you are here anon, you don't want to be a yung hon with no hope
>>6741976
i'm like sorta good? moving in with my dad for a the rest of the month and i'm sorta scared desu.... you doing well?
>>6743633
i wish i was small and pretty
>tfw not 5'
http://www.strawpoll.me/11010782/
>>6743630
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm at my parents' house, I don't want my sisters thinking I'm watching porn in the living room.
>>6743599
That's cruel? But Nycteri, the hon who regularly falsely accuses people of rape and constantly bullies Kayla and others, isn't being cruel to Birdy right now because you have it out for him because he doesn't want to fuck you and catch your diseases?
>>6743628
KARI DOWN GIRL
STOP
Focus on our conversation, don't give the pigeon any more crumbs of attention.
>>6743635
red please let me rim you while you make out with a girl you actually love
you deserve to feel good
>>6743616
I think the first one sounded better in my opinion. I'm not sure I think your pitch on connected words are going up and down too statically. Could be just an accent thing i dunno, I'm Australian so it's hard to say for you.
hey neets?
How can I watch dragon ball super?
I'm kind of a moron
all this would be a lot easier if a) i knew what the fuck i was and b) if doubt had set in any time more convenient than age 21
>>6743622
Whether or not they're also after a date, trans girls have a lot more purpose here than the cis chasers. And I guess trans guys, but I can only remember two ever visiting.
>>6743644
Red deserves a curb stomp
>>6743635
Red please let me kiss you while you get rimmed by a girl you love
Then I wanna kiss that girl
Lots
>>6743628
pretty sure you were around when I posted the other night, you must not have been feeling miserable enough to pick a fight with me
>You NEVER answer the question ^^
I did earlier tho, I imagine it's hard to miss things when you're seeing red all the time
>>6743641
using the hon meme is silly here
Kari is sweet and nice and caring
i don't have anything against birdy
I just get upset when people attack people for no reason
>>6743651
putlocker is all you need
>>6743651
https://www.nyaa.se/
For all your anime needs.
am i really a trans girl if i don't want srs and just realized i'm not a boy less than a year ago
>>6743660
>Kari is sweet and nice and caring
Yet attacks Birdie whenever she's feeling bad about something. Clearly.
>>6743664
Not everyone wants SRS for various reasons, doesnt make you any less trans.
#IStandWithBirdy
>>6743673
Wear a condom next time.
>>6743644
>>6743658
okay okay!
that sounds heavenly!
>>6743656
yes please <3
>>6743633
i'm 6'2
>>6743641
Trip
On.
>>6743664
You can be. The trans girl collective allows it.
Whether that is what you are, though, is your affair.
i understand if some people dont like birdy, but i would just say that there's no point in interrogating him.
he's very obviously trans, that's why he's here. we don't need to talk about it, we don't need to push him any which way, he'll figure things out on his own time.
just let him be, he's not really hurting anyone.
>>6743673
>not using putlocker
>>6743661
>putlocker
>>6743670
cool, i'm mostly from tumblr and there's a lot of nasty YOU AREN'T REALLY TRANS UNLESS YOU SPEND EVERY DAY IN AGONY AND HAVE KNOWN FROM BIRTH sorts of people
>>6743676
you give me a lot of hope and are genuinely a kind person, red
also i was totally one of the lewd anons earlier sorryyyy
>>6743676
I can see why you miss her so much
I miss her already too!
Maybe i'll just continue to not watch anything
>>6743683
Tumblr is dumb. Dont listen to tumblr.
We have a lot of these aswell though, tumbrl is more known for the everyone is trans meme..
>>6743660
You said Birdy was bad news earlier this week and we've all seen you try to guilt him for not wanting you.
>>6743695
trip on birdy
Where can i get makeup for cheap?
Im not out and live with my folks so i want makeup but idk how to get it stealthily, online preferrably.
am i a cute chaser?
unsee/batusegi
desu i just want to whore myself out and get high thats all ill ever be able to do so i might as well learn to enjoy it
>>6743683
I'm mostly from reddit
not the trans part of reddit, they made me repress because they were like, "hey, look at this cool new trend called genderfluid! You can just be male or female no matter what you look like"
no, I'm from the science/gaming part of reddit
>>6743699
the trash usually has some lipsticks and mascaras. umm the back of goodwill usually has a bunch. I made friends with this one sugar daddy who saves me a sack of makeup and lingerie and diaper sometimes if I let him creampie me
>>6743700
you look underage
>>6743695
yeah well,
i just heard rumors of birdy being bad
I don't say anything directly about him
I'm sorry if i perpetuated drama, I was just repeating rumors i heard
I did talk about him not wanting me but that was a long time ago
I could care less now
>>6743689
she's my everything and I am her property
she is always right
I will do anything to make her happy
>>6743706
yeah i look a little young, im 21 though
>>6743700
Literally a child like
if you tried to chase me I'd call your mom
>>6743702
>I'm mostly from reddit
explains some things doesn't it
>>6743707
I want to be her property too!
I want her to use me...
>>6743710
What, how I'm really boring and basically just treat social media like a newspaper?
>>6743664
Jesus this meme, again?
You are not a real transsexual unless you meet /A/NY OR ALL of the following criteria:
>You like women
>You like men
>You want to be a sexual female without a penis
>You want to be a sexual female with a penis
All other criteria are absolutely irrelevant.
Don't listen to anyone online who tries to meme you.
A cat doesn't get to be more of a cat because it likes a certain food, or prefers inside vs outside.
>>6743707
>I was just repeating rumors I heard
Basically all of the unfounded Birdy drama in a nutshell.
i feel safe finally
>>6743700
I dont want to be arrested for pedophilia if you chase me.
i am not a female
>>6743717
why, if I may ask?
>>6743721
ur a girl
>>6743724
I'm 20, on estrogen, and more of an alpha male than you. Chase your way to the gym or something first.
>>6743721
yer a girl beepy
>>6743700
you look like OG.miracle- if he was an underage mtf
>>6743727
>20
soooon
(too soon)
So I'm doing grad school, some undergrad stuff, and a job this semester all because I want a vagina. Only Bowers seems to accept insurance without the whole "We'll reimburse you" thing and so I need enough money to pay up front and man am I freaking out. I'm basically putting myself through hell for this vagina. Is it even worth it? Every part of me wants to say yes but man... can I even do this..? Probably the first time in my life I've legitimately doubted myself...
I just don't know what to do. Am I making a mistake here?
If I go to school and work this job, I can make about 7 grand a semester. With that in mind, SRS is feasible for me next winter (not this coming) which is better than nothing, but man... I just don't know if I'm going down the right path here.
On the bright side, if I pick someone in the US, 80% of the money will be given back to me to pay huge chunks of any loans I may have to take.
Thoughts? Opinions? Sorry, kinda just panicking right now...
On a side note... Persona 3's OST is so good...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BcYDO3cc2s
>>6743727
i do lift, i bet i squat more than you. i think i look so young because i have very small features, im only 5'1"
it sucks being babyfaced now but i'll be thankful for it when im 40
>>6743737
>i bet i squat more than you.
FUTURE TRANSGIRL DETECTED
>>6743735
I bet I love mado more!
Nobody loves her more than me!
>>6743674
VERY
HIGH
>>6743697
I don't believe you
>>6743737
>5'1"
Jesus christ just become a woman already.
i really want to hurt myself and im pathetic for attnetion whoring on 4chan
>>6743744
i just wanna cuddle you and make you feel better tbqh
>>6743733
>little advice from my dad on making big decisions
If you don't have to make a decision now, write down your feelings about it 3 times:
1) before drinking
2) while drunk
3) the morning after
then reflect on what you wrote and repeat if you didn't come to a conclusion
honestly, only you can know if it's right or not
>>6743744
You're very pretty Beep, Im sorry your sad.
Can someone post that image with a compilation of a bunch of gay dudes posting how they wanted STDs? I need it in my life.
>>6743744
please don't hurt yourself beep...
>>6743741
i want to make mado happy!!
>>6743730
that's great! so what do you think you'll do now that you feel safe?
>no gender therapists anywhere near me
>can't leave for another year
phoenix is gonna make me kill myself, this place is hell
>>6743759
If it makes you feel any better, I live in Missouri.
>>6743757
I want to make you and mado and kaylee happy together!
>>6743762
dont do that anymore alyx please my arms are defaced with scars it just makes you feel worse and limits your clothing
>>6743763
my favorite podcast is in missouri and gen con is a relatively close drive!
>>6743703
I hope for your own safety you're joking.
I could really use a cock in my mouth right about now.
>>6743775
what podcasts do you listen to?
>>6743772
its too late my arms and legs are covered in scars and i have a girls initials branded into my chest
>>6743762
your mom is looking out for you
dont hurt yourself beep you deserve better than that
>>6743735
no senpaitachi
>>6743741
Yee its all loves but i'm still crazy tho
>>6743757
This is bullying in the third degree!
>>6743780
>ywn cuddle beep
>ywn trace her scars with your fingertips and tell her everything's gonna be ok
Going off spiro tonight for a surgery, im scared im gonna get really moody and piss people off
>>6743779
Roleplaying Public Radio and Ken And Robin Talk About Stuff are both really good tabletop roleplaying podcasts, and then Blurry Photos is conspiracies and monsters presented by two improv comedians.
>>6743777
i can help
>>6743780
why do you hurt yourself beep?
can I ask that?
i'm gonna go cry in the shower for a sec, brb
>>6743785
Yeah but I love you!
(Pic related its u and me)
>>6743792
Probably will, but it'll be okay.
>>6743785
yesss <33
>>6743741
>>6743757
pls no competition :( ive had the biggest crush for ages on herr
>>6743777
Can I get a fist in mine pls?
>>6743798
my scars are ugly and i want everyone to know my insides are too
>>6743796
Can you?
>>6743780
beep ily please dont cut anymore
both my arms legs and my body are defaced and ive got names branded into my back too
pleaseee dont do it anymore please i know how you feel
>>6743813
Be careful there is a 12 year old boy chasing tonight, you don't want to end up in jail.
i just got my roommate assignment
theyre a cute transgirl eeeeee im so happy
>>6743789
It might as well be
>>6743803
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6743808
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6743813
yes i need a dick sucking
>>6743811
>>6743824
You know posting pictures like that just encourages them!
>>6743808
I mean
We live together
But you can have fun with her too!
I love when people make mado happy!
>>6743824
If you keep squirming, I'll go and kiss you!!
>>6743828
Please?
I want to be hurt and knocked out.
>>6743830
she a cute
>>6743833
>>6743831
>live together
;_______________________________: depression
>>6743793
keeping your heart safe is the first way to being happy with yourself
>>6743794
ever heard of Friends at the Table or The Adventure Zone?
>>6743833
i can help you with that.
>>6743838
Best friends for 6+ months!
I hope it never ends!
>>6743837
why not?
im ugly, annoying, useless, stupid, and more shitty stuff
>>6743840
pls
>tfw torrenting obscure indie bands' music
>>6743841
im extremely unironically bitter
i hate you
>>6743812
i think I understand...i guess it must be hard for you to feel content with how your emotions work...
>>6743751
Well thankfully I have number 2 down pretty well. It's the only way I keep any degree of sanity in me.
>>6743845
i want to touch his chin
>>6743843
you are a pleasure to talk to and pretty cute to boot
>>6743846
I'm sorry!
Please don't hate me!
I just want mado and everyone else to be happy...
>>6743849
his chin is insured for forty million
>>6743846
me too anon
wanna be friends?
>>6743843
Dont you have a gf that you love?
i just wish people would tell me what im like. im so desperate to hear i actually exist
Did anyone here actually *get* SRS? How did you pay for it?
>>6743857
hugg beep
it's time to cry in bed until i pass out
goodnight gang
>>6743857
I think you need to talk to a therapist.
i want to be nice and a good girl for mado!
>>6743856
just because i lov eher doesnt mean i deserve her or that she wouldnt be better off withs omeone better than i
>>6743850
idk why you think etiher
>>6743857
You exist! Buuttttt.... unfortunately I don't come here enough anymore to know much about newer trips.
OG days 4 lyfe yo
>tfw not enough gay shit in your life
>>6743864
Me too!
She makes me so happy...
>>6743863
just tell me what im like
>>6743865
>>6743873
youre perfect
i feel the exact same
want to vent at each other?
>>6743860
dont you earn enough to own a collection of rare muscle cars?
surely you can afford 20k to get your vagina
>>6743872
ilu red
tfw you feel like you should be happy but you're not
tfw I wanna make people I know happy so i pretend to be
>>6743879
i love you too!
>>6743875
i wish it was raining rn
rain is the most comfy weather
im probably gonna play rain sounds to help me sleep tonight
>>6743873
I'm sorry
I didn't want to hurt your feelings
>>6743874
You're broken. I dont know you well enough but you seem like the type where if someone tried to be your friend youd just push them away.
Other than that you're not hopeless. You can have a happy life but only you will convince yourself to finally allow it.
>>6743868
How much gay shit do you need?
What have you been up to?
>>6743882
>>6743880
hi smiles!
how was school?
>>6743885
last known activities were being groped by her roommate while in underwear
i think shes getting plenty of gay shit
>>6743880
>you will never beat up smiles' dad and her bullies
>>6743880
You're hand is freaking me out.
>>6743886
what is this from i love it
>>6743896
>>6743894
anything in particular that got you this time? or is it just the constant accumulation of failure like it is for me?
>>6743898
dont want to say anything to me huh?
>>6743887
it was pretty shitty
im starting to get way more fed up with everyone there
idk
>>6743889
thank u isla
>>6743892
suffering
>>6743895
yeah i draw on it when i get bored in class
which is a lot of the time
I'd probably be able to afford it if it weren't for taxes. Basically my tax bracket is high enough that I basically make about as much as someone who makes like... ohhhhh 19 an hourish..? I am BARELY in my tax bracket and it's fucking me hard. Basically what I'm saying is don't waste your time and get years of schooling, cus the government will just con you out of it all anyways.
i think i might just do my bangs down
kari suggested a swoop at first but i kinda like this better
I just want to make everyone happy!
>>6743900
>>6743899
nah just everything i do reeking of failure and my whole life literally revolving around coping with it and keeping vicious thoughts at bay, ignoring terrible things that are in my mind 24/7 that i can never fully not think about
along with loneliness, the fact im nowhere in life, a freak, all sorts of things
but mainly just feeling cunty because i dont get to have my way with my crush like usual w/e i like someone
>>6743903
I like it.
>>6743905
That you, mom? I hope so, you've been gone too long.
>>6743901
please just
let me do something for youu
theres nothing i can do with my gift card
>>6743880
Glasses make you look more feminine, imo.
>>6743848
Making decisions sober is pretty important. It's not comfortable, but being drunk blocks everything that says "this isn't ok"
>>6743885
I'm being shown all the gay anime stuff on my roomie's hard drive and now I want more gay anime
Amy is dead
>>6743600
>who's that
probs meant me
>>6743915
rest in piece
>>6743903
I can't get my bangs to go down straight like that. They just kind of point to the side.
>>6743906
yup me too
at this point i think i just deserve to suffer, i deserve to be alone and unwanted
im not capable of focusing on the good things in my life ever, i only think about how ive failed and wasted my potential
and this is the part where id normally be happy and positive and tell you that theres someone out there for everyone and you dont need to focus on what youve lost, but since were here to make each other feel like the shit that we are , i wont
we probably deserve to be alone for a reason
>hey let's practice voice together mine sucks
>ok
>hey let's trade clyps
>ok
>[sweetest most feminine voice ever]
how tf do i reply to that
>>6743895
i took a picture of my hand desu
>>6743922
sometimes my bangs curl which is why Kari suggested the swoop
idk right now my hair is just doing whatever i want it to
i like it like this
just straight down
no effort
ez and qt i think
>>6743880
You look absolutely adorbz. I'm pretty jealous, bee tee dubz.
>>6743925
you have very nice collarbones.
>>6743903
maybe style it a bit more!
it looks nice though!
>>6743901
I'm sorry...
think you could ever confront them or something?
>>6743915
after all that's been said and done i miss her...
im so jealous of smiles kill me
>>6743931
heyyyyy
how are you?
>>6743938
Drunk and panicking. How about yourself?
>>6743923
ive vented like this so many fucking times, bitching while at the same pretending to myself and ignoring that im just regurgitating the same shit i can summarize instantly, always needing to whine but i cant even let myself actually feel emotion over the topic because ill break. ive ruined my eyes, my ears, my joints, ive got no friends, im socially destroyed and totally unequipped for the real world and im literally juts slowly dying, alone. i know im terrible and i hate it
i hate being smart enough to be entirely aware of everything thats my fault but unable to actually do anything different
i wish i was a fucking literal retard so i didnt have the burden of situational awareness in a life where im basically just doomed, no edginess just objectivity
>>6743937
me too
>>6743937
ikr
>>6743937
same honestly.
but not th ekill me part.
shes just too pretty for her own good.
>>6743935
>i miss her
what little respect i had left for you is gone.
>>6743925
I want to kiss you.
>>6743947
I will cut you.
>>6743915
good
>>6743932
nigga
you are now complimenting a 15 year old girl's collarbones
>>6743950
Lost it.
>>6743942
are you literally me? except youve probably got it worse than me
most of the time i just feel like shit because my life isnt actually that bad and i shouldnt feel this way, so i just hate myself more
>>6743942
Let's back up a bit here. What's the situation? Got a job? Schooling? Ability to do either? There is definitely a way out. Just a matter of determining the necessary steps. Allowing yourself to falter from hard times is often natural, but there tends to be a way around it if you actually put forth the effort. Think back a bit. Why did you start this whole thing to begin with? If it was so bad, then this battle is worth it, or at least it should be, because if it isn't, then perhaps you've made a mistake. I can't tell you that for sure though. Point is, if you can think it out with a degree of logic and reason, it tends to work itself out honestly. I hope the best for you, anon-chan. <3
>>6743941
practicing my voice
why are you panicked?
>>6743937
jealousy is unhealthy but I understand, Smiles has great looks, but she's dealing with a lot
>>6743946
I get attached to people
Even if they do bath things to others and me
it's a problem, but all the interactions with amy keep playing in my head. I can't help it
>>6743950
is that not okay?
nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY
should i take xaanx and just give up on tonight and sleep
>>6743948
Im going to kiss Smiles and you can't stop me.
>>6743959
i mean no, it's okay
you may do it if you wish
is this a good voice?
https://clyp.it/mwxdwfje
>>6743954
>i just feel like shit because my life isnt actually that bad and i shouldnt feel this way, so i just hate myself more
i know that feel extremely intimately
except, i can no longer comfort myself and excuse my failures by telling myself "my life isnt that bad" because ive destroyed all my passions and dreams and everything close to me with my own hands
fucked my body up irrepairably and what was left of my soul too
its dead now
>>6743888
That was perfectly platonic, tyvm, I just got a platonic perfectly heterosexual ear nibble too.
>>6743961
Fuck off.
She is better than you : )
>>6743931
thankss anon
>>6743932
i guess thanks? ive never been complimented on those before :s
>>6743935
probably not
ill just grit my teeth and keep my head down
>>6743937
pls dont be
>>6743947
>>6743961
sorry anon these lips are reserved
>>6743966
L E W D
>>6743969
Sorry I am slightly protective / possessive of my loved ones.
>>6743969
isla and smiles are going to be together forever actually but i can let you reserve a 12 year old hamster
>>6743966
That sounds really nice.
>>6743963
So it's about SRS?
You should list out the pros and cons of getting SRS right now as opposed to later
I hope you're able to figure out all the financials!
>>6743965
i think maybe youre just a bit further down the path
ill probably get there one day, or maybe i wont, but actually doing something good is extremely doubtful for me, i fuck everything up
wanna cuddle?
>>6743976
hiiiiii
>>6743980
Hi Red. I'm about to nap a bit. Thanks for being kind.
>>6743970
Nothing lewd going on, that hand is only on the inside of my leg cuz it's warm.
>>6743976
It really is
>>6743981
have a good nap!
I love being kind for others!
thanks for being a friend!
>>6743964
A bit monotone, but it's not bad.
This is a bad EXample of my voice, but it is something:
http://vocaroo.com/
>>6743983
elanna has transcended memes
>>6743956
the situation is that im an isolated failure that grew up neetly and is now ruined socially forever, and no matter what i do i cant seem to be being self destructive even when i try my hardest
i should be dead anyways, with the reckless shit ive done i shouldnt even have my fingers and i should be deafer
ugh
just
ive just ruined too many fucking things with my own hands for me to...
augh
>>6743979
i dont know i wish i could go back in time
everything thats wrong was 100% preventable and everything was initially temporary and utterly insignificant
now everything is horrible in its own special way and in a realistic way that normalfags couldnt even give me shit over
and i guess
wish i was dead
>>6743983
dis nigga gay as FUCK!
>>6743986
Oh come now, I was just joking.
Isla and Smiles will last until they realize their true devotion to boys, me and chara are forever.
and if you touch her, compliment her, or look at her i'll fucking kill you
>>6743990
How old are you?
>>6743983
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>6743990
oh anon
i did it again and now because of the nature of our interaction, i realize what it actually is, and why it is so wrong
i confused love and empathy
>>6743987
Hah, man. I really *am* drunk.
Here you go: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFsXA2qaag
>>6743987
i think you fucked up the link...
https://clyp.it/tueuahyx i think I did better
>>6744001
No, no, it was just a really, REALLY bad example of her voice.like she said.
>>6743994
You'll be dead before you ever get the chance sweetie.
>>6744003
i meant that I did better than my last time...
>>6743989
What meme have I transcended? I'm wearing my serious face right now, I'm not meming.
>>6743992
It's ok, my roommate keeps saying she's a boy.
>>6743997
Takes one to know one :^)
>>6744007
Almost 20? You haven't had NEARLY enough time to fuck up your life THAT badly. Just go to college or something. Meet people and such. It's healthy and encouraged if you social abilities are your main concern here.
>>6744006
https://clyp.it/l05bihaf
>>6744009
how can anyone be a fag when you're one big gay singularity
>>6744007
im sorry too
im glad were talking though
>>6744009
dykes burn in heck
>>6743986
i will cut your ears off.
>>6743990
i feel like whatever I touch I destroy...
I know how you feel.
>>6743997
you might as well just transition you know
you will never be this manly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19iGzOahPkE
>>6744011
>https://clyp.it/l05bihaf
Still too monotone. Notice how my voice jumps up and down throughout the sentence. That's the piece you're missing: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lfnJO6QTVE
Outside of that, it sounds great.
>>6743998
i hate that feeling anon
>>6744005
so what you're saying is
I should be your girlfriend because I am better than Isla or Quid. I am funnier, I am more loyal, I am smarter, and I will treat you better. I will be on your side no matter what and you will always be right no matter what the argument is because I will always listen to you and I will do anything for you. I am smarter and I will help with you anything you need help with. I will always put you first. And I will love you no matter what <3, even when we are old. I will never let you go and I will go out of my way to make you happy.
>>6744008
I know, I was making a very silly joke that she was saying the main vocaroo page was a very bad example of her voice (given that it is not her voice, haha, hoohoo, heehee)
>>6744016
yeah i went ahead and made it weird
ill stop talking
like i said i fuck everything up
>>6744016
I mean, for you to be posting here, clearly your eyes can't be that bad.
>>6744015
But I'm not a dyke, she's literally a boy.
>>6744013
You've spoken to me, you've caught the fag.
>>6744027
Can confirm. Am boy.
>>6744024
can we cuddle?
>>6744031
sure.
>>6744030
dang how long did it take to generate that bad boy
>>6744034
i don't get misgendered through the phone either!
>>6744037
Something like 30-40 hours because I wanted a lot of case sensitivity.
>>6744039
Definitely good. Inflection would give you some cis tier voice though. You really should consider it. May as well if you have the ability, you know?
>tfw beautiful sex worker trans girl you're flirting with goes afk for a while without saying nini
;_;
>>6744043
how long do you think it's gonna take you to turn elanna into a gold star lesbian
>>6744019
I own several axes, should I start using them to shave then
>>6744027
>>6744045
i'll work on that
Inflection...
I used to be an actor, so I could use that!
>>6744044
i do want to cuddle.
>>6744051
i do too
i smell like smoke though
>>6744049
>should I start using them to shave then
first you need to get them razor sharp and trying to shave with them but we all know that you want to be the little girl
>>6744036
phew i was worried i was going to just make everything ten times worse by butting in
consider yourself cuddled
imo there is still hope at your age unless you are talking about, like, being a heroin junkie, but even then there is still hope, talking as somebody who is basically at your age. i understand if you do not want to get into details though
>>6744047
Well I've hung out with her last ex so I'm pretty sure gold star is off the table, he seemed like a dude to me.
How do I become one of those Hons who doesn't realise they look awful and don't pass?
I'm utterly hopeless and I can't trick myself, I'm just an uggo 25 year old man.
>>6744047
I won't break
>>6744030
>that trip
i have only one akin to it, but it was totally unintentional and grew off of an initial search
that is amazing good "sir"
>>6744058
you just have to completely stop caring what people think of you, idk how to do it though maybe once you get older it gets easier
>>6744053
I like when you post this because not only do I find it p funny it also triggers my friend
>>6744060
hold me
>>6743925
What kind of shirt is that?
>>6744060
oh fuckkkk i kept track wrong sorry ><
that doesn't mean it's wrong to feel that way, that's not how depression works
especially if you're trans
i just don't want you to think it's hopeless
>>6744058
More of them know than you think, they just find happiness regardless even though it's much harder.
i love you all very much!
It's hard being trans but it feels super great putting effort into being as femme as possible!
>>6744070
that sounds nice
uuuu
>>6744064
When are you going to embrace fag life?
>>6744050
*actress
>>6744074
its all gonna be alright, anon
its all gonna be alright
it wasnt your fault
you deserve love...
such nice things to be told...
>>6744075
He thinks Justin Timberlake is how, he's already embraced it.
>>6744075
I have sex with a boy literally every day. Pretty sur I'm lost to Ufuflu at this point. He even tells me how much he cares and stuff.
RIP female dating interests...
>>6744076
i was a boy when I acted...
>>6744080
*hot
>>6744081
i miss having sex with boys...
Gomenasai, my name is Birdy-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Chaser (Transgirl fan for you normies). I text Cuties and Traps on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my game and playing superior Japanese games. (Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Zelda series)
I train with my Penis every day, this superior cock can cut clean through ass because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other cock on earth. I earned my sex license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak trans fluently, both 3rd wave and the red-pill dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about trans history and their transphobia code, which I follow 100%
When I get my visa, I am visiting a trans girl to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become her cumdumpster or husband!
I own several dresses, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I live with her, so I can fit in easier. I message the kawaii senpais and speak to them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in mtfg!
>>6744079
:xxxxxxxxx i wish i knew properl ove
>>6744082
I mean, you can act like a boy, but you're either a chick or you aren't. If you're trans, it's kindof just checkm8 as far as "was a boy" goes. If you were just legit a boy, you wouldn't really be where you are now. Thanks for playing though :D
y'all are a bit harsh on guys who come here.
You chased away shittycarmemesguy
>>6744086
trip on quid
>>6744088
pretty sure I acted like a boy at some point
a feminine boy, but still a boy
>>6744089
Idk
I was happy with my femboy identity
>>6744086
magnificent
>>6744080
Point taken
>>6744081
Sex with boys a best anyway
>>6744092
yeah i auto-posted to make it easier for you too, i just wanted the meme to be true one time
>>6744090
Tbh this is true hah
Everyone hated on shitty chaser guy to a ridiculous degree for like no reason at all when birdy got involved with more trans girls and was never attacked to anywhere near that degree.
>>6744093
i didn't want to say it was over a relationship, but i kinda figured
don't worry, worst case scenario, if it turns out you really do just hurt everyone ever, you can date a sociopath
>>6744098
right, but you were still a girl even if you didn't realize it
if you grew up with brown latex paint on your skin carefully applied every night you would still be white =P
>>6744099
ty
What song are you listening to RIGHT NOW if anything, /mtfg/?
I'm listening to Pup - DVP
>>6744105
dvp is great
i like back against the wall and sleep in the heat though
>>6744105
Terrible Things - Mayday Parade
sad song for my sad mood ayy
>>6744105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSlhnFFOVo
>>6744107
Shiny Toy Guns- We are Pilots
>>6744102
i guess its mostly over relationships
i just dont want to be alone, but i feel like thats what i deserve
>>6744075
well I have a woman so never
>>6744086
I'm dead but this needs some revisions, I'm 22 and I was a Yu-Gi-Oh kid, and the last Zeldo™ I played was Windu Waika, a more recent jap game I played was from the Souls series so replace that.
>>6744090
but he insulted and misgendered people regularly
>>6744102
lil nigga do you not remember the months long campaigns against me
>>6744105
Let It Happen by Tame Impala, I still can't decide if it was the best track of 2015
You remind me I need to listen to Aphex's new stuff though.
>>6744105
Nausea - Extinction
it's crust punk
>>6744105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C45WyO0SNWU
chasers tend to meet their demise once they put on a trip, besides birdy, who is truly the best chaser I've ever seen.
ive been chasing here successfully for almost a year, with zero problems. i encourage all chasers to just stay anon, it does make chasing a little harder, but it's also less risky.
>>6744098
>pretty sure I acted like a boy at some point
Tfw it's weird looking back and wondering what kind of boy you may have acted like, or if you acted like one at all.
>>6744081
everyone succumbs to the ufuflu eventually
>>6744086
>both 3rd wave and the red-pill dialect
This was a nice touch.
>>6744119
Sounds to me like it just took some soul searching to get there. Doesn't really change your gender though.
>>6744115
Cheetah is probably one of my favorite Aphex works. Got it on vinyl on release date.
Definitely check it out
is it normal to barely remember anything from your childhood
battlefront 2 is legit game of the year of all time
>>6744120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA-vs-XQSDE
>>6744125
it could always be worse you could be chara
>>6744125
yeah, until like 12 i dont remember anything except for scattered memories about shit that isnt important.
>>6744132
tru I guess but I wasn't really complaining just wondering since it seems like a lot of people have a lot of childhood memories
>>6744118
Tbh im actually good friends with a chaser from here
He proved himself a cut above the rest of them and has become a close friend
>>6744113
iktf, v. much
>>6744114
Do you remember what happened to car dude? Or Chaser Steve, or anybody else? Everyone got assaulted way more than you with almost no defenders, and nobody complained about how mean I was to chasers until you came along lmfao. You really get it pretty easy.
>>6744118
Tbh I love this post.
>who is truly the best chaser I've ever seen
There is a theoretical contender for the title, StraightWhiteMale, but I call him theoretical only because if he is a chaser he is so good that he slipped by me too
i miss him
>tfw waiting for this to arrive so I can hang myself
https://www.amazon.com/Koch-5170625-Diamond-Polypropylene-Assorted/dp/B002T44UJW/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1471407896&sr=8-4&keywords=rope
>>6744119
will I get social dysphoria too if i start hrt? i only hate my body and am scared to grow old as a man right now
>>6744140
did he ask to suck your dick though?
>>6744145
you will get all sorts of dysphoria if you start hrt
I'm sorry anon
i wish there was someways to get rid of those feelings, but you just gotta let them pass
>>6744143
i think swm hangs out in ftmg now
>>6744135
It's normal to not remember much before the age of 5, and only bits and pieces after that. Most of the early childhood stuff people talk about are the few memories they do have, or stuff that they had pictures of.
>>6744131
Effeminate as fuck
>tfw too old to have gotten any sort of video of pretransition behaviour
i truly adore Mayday Parade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAplLy3tzmI
shittycarmemes guy wasn't a chaser...
>>6744155
There's different degrees of virginity. I'm saving my spitroast virginity for wedding night.
>>6744144
>Polypropylene
knots don't stay in polypropylene rope.
>>6744167
Not to mention "The safe work load limit for this item is 30 lbs."...