/gaygen/

>>6733075
Goddamnit, i was making a far better op. At least even try ><

>>6733079
agreed
this op is shit

tinychat/notgaygen

Gg dating map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1173128

>>6733079
>>6733084
it was 78 posts in, you fags do it next time, it's better than maki's "get banned and delete the thread" ops

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This is now Gaygen: Vacation with the bf edition.

Have you ever gone on a vacation with your bf/hubby gaygen?

Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop.

>>6733088
Don't hurt Maki ;-;

>>6733092
I just realized I'm not just an hhkv I'm an hhkvv Holdless hugless kissless vacationless virgin. feelsbad

So I have a friend who separated from his husband. I like hanging out with him, but we're both sexually attracted to each other. I want to go on a hiking trail through the forest with him but I know that would lead to sex. We were only able to maintain a platonic friendship while in relationships.

Should I hang out with and possibly have sex or should I be a bro and stay out until his issues are resolved?

>>6733103
follow the brocode bro

>>6733103
Do whatever you wanna do. You'd be a bitch for 'stealing' him away from his hubby and possibly ruin a beautiful relationship.
On the other hand he might as well be happier with you. Just choose and live with the decision.

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Is this accurate?

>>6733113
This is what I want to do but he's said his husband regularly cheats on him. It was a bait and switch.

>>6733103
>>6733127
I don't think sex is going to make him feel better.
You need to comfort him and let him know you'll be there if he needs help.

>>6733125
I require constant attention am I woman now

>>6733141
quick, get on hrt

>>6733145
the dysphoria is 2deep senpai I better hurry

>>6733092
>tfw no bf with thick fluffy brown hair like this

anyone else worried about the cancerous suicidal anon from the other thread

>>6733189
Yeah, but there's not much we can do.

>>6733195
This one?
>>6733027
>>6733052
>>6733077

>>6733204
Yeah.

>>6733208
lol wtf is with that exclamation line

>tfw have to provide a urine sample for doctors
Sitting here chugging water. Nothing yet.

>>6733189
If he's attentionwhoring in here, I doubt it's that serious. He'll be alright.

>>6733214
try running water. and try to think about that feeling you have when you're peeing. Don't try to 'press' it out, that doesn't really work.

>>6733221
I just need to fucking drink enough. They want to scan my piss for protein. I'm sure this next pint will get me nice and full.

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>>6733167

hello

>>6733226
>They want to scan my piss for protein.
Doesn't that mean that you jizzed recently before taking a piss.

>>6733228
not even close

>>6733228
Kingrice is that your floof? Add me on Skype

>>6733230
No I actually avoided jerking off yesterday to avoid a flood of spunk.

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>>6733231

idk i think i match up pretty well

just need to brush my hair a bit

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>>6733228
Why even bother when everyone's seen multiple pictures of your face and boytits?

>>6733236
Oh okay. Interesting. Why do they want to check for protein then?

>>6733238
You're cute anon, you got Skype?

>>6733244

thats 2 years old, youre out of date man

step up your creeping game

>>6733245
... Kidney failure

>>6733251
>Implying you don't still look like a chubby 8 year old

>>6733266

clever attempt to get me to post my face, playing off my innate insecurity and desire to be liked is very smart of you

gj

>>6733271
what a swell situational analysis

>>6733246
I guess that's a no to skype :c

>>6733276
>hey I know what you look like and you have absolutely no idea what I look like, how about we take this to next level

>>6733276

sorry man
i find that internet friends always end up being a chore for me - i much prefer having friends i can interact with IRL

its a lot easier for me

if we chatted on skype we would talk for like 1 week and then basically never again

>>6733278
aka the gloryhole

>>6733279
>>6733278
>instigates by posting something I like and then refuses to even talk
What weird game are you playing? Whatever.

>>6733251
2y old and still the same phone..pleb

>>6733244
When are you transitioning?
You will get straight men if you do.

>>6733244
>>6733238
Is this now "gaygen: pass or nah?" ?

Feelgood would make such a beautiful woman.

>>6733294
can i see your cock

>>6733290

actually its not the same phone, its just the same model + colour

>>6733294
>>6733293
>>6733298

reee
i was 16

not everyone can be as masc as you guys

>>6733302
I wish you would transition
You would make a great female...

>>6733300

also this

>>6733300
Anon you are so aggressive

>>6733302
I'm fem tho

>>6733317

please can you ship me your cut off dreads so i can tape them to my chin and become masc?

i think it would be a good look for me

>>6733317
can you fuck me

>>6733322
I only kept one and its all mine

>>6733329
anon please stop, I'm a virgin

>>6733334
im a virgin too
we can be each others first ;))

>>6733334

would you consider taping your dreadlock to a buttplug and wearing it like a cat tail?
pls?

>>6733340
Sorry anon I'm saving myself for marriage
>>6733342
That's not a bad idea

Hey everyone, how goes it?

>>6733347
It's 4:20
#killme

>>6733347
I want to suck a dick.

>>6733352
2:22 here
>>6733353
fag

what if he pozzed me i can't stop thinking about it jesus christ i get the test results tomorrow fuuuuck i love him so much but but but

Who is your tripfag crush and why is it feelgood?

>>6733374
literally who

>>6733381
The guy that just posted his pictures. Known mixed race guy though

>>6733347
Ronery.

>>6733386
I know this feel

i want to be breeded again so bad i love feeling it drip out of me is that gross

>>6733390
not at all ;)

>>6733390
>tfw no tranny gf to breed nightly

What do people in the UK/Ireland think of expats to their country ?

>>6733393
I'M HEre

>>6733400
Wanna fuck?

>>6733393
>>6733400
>>6733403
trannies and chasers don't belong here go away

>>6733403
Maybe..
Are you hot? (^:

>>6733407
shooo

>>6733408
Yes now make me cum

>>6733411
Do you have a Kik, or anything..

>>6733413
No

>>6733415
Then how can I make you cum? :(

>>6733417
Right here right now bby

>>6733418
What do you want me to do.. (:

>>6733420
I want you to do nothing while I do everything sweetheart...i just want to fuck you as hard as I can and cum in your hair.

>>6733429
Do whatever you want. I'm yours..

>>6733437
I came early gnight tranny

>>6733440
please, don't leave...

>>6733443
Why not

>>6733400
>>6733403
>>6733408
>>6733411
>>6733413
>>6733415
>>6733417
>>6733418
>>6733420
>>6733429
>>6733437
>>6733440
>>6733443
cute imo

~

>>6733449
I'm gonna miss you ):
How will I be able to find you again?

>>6733452
You're clingy

>>6733456
That's just who I am..

>>6733459
Why are you lonely?

>>6733469
Because I have yet to find anyone who wants to be with me :/

How is it possible that cum tastes so great but the aftertaste is so bad

>>6733477
Why

>>6733477
I wanna be with you! <3

>>6733478
Cum taste is really dependant of lifestyle/diet. Smoking and drinking are a real bad influence while fruit makes it better.

Do you like your partner to be similar to you job and personality wise or different ?

>>6733481
I don't know.. Perhaps I haven't put myself out there enough.

>>6733482
Who are you? :o

>>6733486
Just an Anon!

>>6733483
Yeah man, the actual taste is awesome, but like 10 seconds after swallowing I wanna gag because of the aftertaste, it's totally different, like ammonia or something

>>6733488
Are you an interesting anon?

>>6733495
Yes! I have a cool job and weird hobbies!

Now please fuck me senseless then cum in my mouth~

>>6733502
But I don't want to top :(
I exclusively bottom. Sorry

>>6733510
Oh..

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>>6733488
>>6733495
>>6733502
>>6733510

>>6733510
Who do you want to fuck?

>>6733518
No one.
I want to be fucked.

>>6733521
You know what i meant

>>6733522
No, I don't know what you meant :(

>>6733523
Who do you want to fuck you?

I had a dream last night that Annie Lennox had an enormous dick that leaked with pre constantly, and she fucked me until I came and then she pulled out and jizzed on my back.

>>6733521
Show fuckhole then

>>6733530
Oh, I can't think of anyone specifically..
But I'd like a big bear to love me <3

>>6733534
Not here :c
Maybe in private?

>>6733532
Must have been a sweet dream.

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>>6733541
>>6733534
>>6733530
>>6733523
>>6733522
true romance,

>>6733541
Just post a faceless pic, nobody will know who it is

>tfw no tranny gf to love and take care of and do cute things with


Chaser trans love is truely the purest love.

>>6733548
>blue board
Can't do that

>>6733554
imgur, you silly goose and then link it

>>6733553
Are you another one *-*

>>6733558
I'm already enough of an intrusion on /gg/
No reason to post my nudes here

>>6733553
why are there chasers in gay general? fuck off niggers

>>6733560
Post your nudes.

You're not an intrusion. The threads too dead for intrusions.

>>6733560
why stop before posting the best part of a bottom, the ass?
it's a bunch bs imo,

>>6733564
>>6733565
tbqh I've never taken nudes before.
I think I'd want something a little more intimate before I do something like that

>yfw irishanon is a tranny chaser

>>6733567
how? the only tranny here is Circé and he ain't posting
>>6733566
that's adorable, i guess you are as pure as the driven snow

>>6733566
Aww but bby...~~

>>6733566
Which self-respecting gay man doesn't have nudes of himself D:
At first it's a bit odd but you quickly get better at it and you'll be proud of them :)

>>6733571
You could say I'm as white as snow too..

>>6733573
pls understand ;-;

>>6733574
>gay man

>>6733571
The person you're asking nudes for is a tranny.
> only tranny is circe
>he

Wew lad

>>6733576
I know, you're british. I'm the same with my weird ghostly complexion
>>6733577
calm down mate.

>>6733581
>british
American, actually..

>>6733582
oh oops my bad, your posts read like feel good's so I got confused. no worries
well some americans are white i guess ...

>>6733585
Another good reason why feelgood adult transition

>>6733585
The summer has mainly consisted of overcast where I'm from.
I also don't go out much..

>>6733589
fair enough so you got a british summer. makes sense then.
today is the first day in like 2 weeks it hasn't been overcast where im from

All memes aside I would legit date a tranny.

>>6733600
Are you hot *-*

>>6733600
But they're destined to lob their cock off and get an axe wound, I like cock desu.

>>6733602
I don't plan on getting surgery tbqh
If that's what you're hoping for..

>>6733602
I like cock more than vagina and after you get a trannies trust you can play with their girl tumor. Plus if trannies are chasing on gaygen you better understand we love da cock.

>tfw you kiss and nibble his scrotum and he moans before cumming on your forehead and in your hair

>>6733614
>>6733607
>when you find out most of gaygens anons are trannies
well, im on the fence about this
>>6733616
hot

>>6733077

>I have blood cancer

Sorry to hear that. Have you had a stem cell transplant? What type of blood cancer?

>>6733616
>he didn't slam you against a wall and aggressively fuck you before cumming

>>6733618
right?!

>>6733622
he already did that beforehand!

>>6733625
Oh, okay good.

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I'm so removed from everyone in this thread; why do I even bother.

>>6733630

I feel that way the older I get.

Should anyone over 25 even be on 4chan still?
What's wrong with us oldfags?

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>>6733630
I'm probably the most down to Earth dude in this general, wanna chat for a bit?

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>>6733634
no

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>>6733633
Maybe it's for the lolz, but even then those are lacking drastically.

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>>6733636
Okay.

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>>6733630
I remember that cat.

Seppo.

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>>6733636
best answer 2016

>>6733622
>>6733625
hot
so are you going to marry him? looks like its all perfect

When's the last time you 6⃣9⃣'ed?

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>>6733705
longer than 9 years ago that's for sure

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Just had sex with my bf before he left for work.

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I don't have anything to say.
Just wanted to post this photo.

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>>6733762

Is this Rugby's mom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yoMAsL4AZo

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>>6733780

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>>6733789
>>6733780
>usa
>fat
Yep, sounds about right.

>>6733797

>fat
>can lift 688lbs

That's pure muscle baby.

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>>6733813
Dude, in all seriousness though. Yes she can lift a lot, but god damn you're retarded if you don't see that she's also fat (not to mention ugly).

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>>6733826

She's just a normal American woman. She's also Mormon!

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>>6733836
>normal
>mormon

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>>6733836
>That blouse
Fierce.

>tfw no dollhouse bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaQ10G9pDEE

Is frotting while tenderly kissing the best thing in the world? Because I think so.

>>6733990

>part 2 dollhouse bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPZX_xPgXN0

if anyone is in the west midlands, UK please come to my house and fuck me

>>6734036

address?

>>6733092
>hitlerisademon.jpg
That is slander and I won't stand for it
expect a visit from daddy (satan)

>>6733483

Really? I eat lots of fruit

>>6733545
The guy who plays Will in this is so cute.

>tfw no bf's hair to play with

>>6734286
>tfw your bf has thick messy hair that you run your fingers through when kissing him and as he fucks you

>>6734289
I need that desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XI_i6_ekP4

Honest feelings about this raped youtube famewhore?

>>6734298
It's so great and it smells so nice too

Jesus christ I miss him, won't see him until October

tfw you get abused in public for being gay

>>6734326
Do you look and dress like a faggot?

>>6734341
no i just wear skinny jeans and my friends tell me my mannerisms are a bit camp

yesterday a burly guy in kfc called me a queer and threw a chip at me :(

>>6734349
>called me a queer and threw a chip at me
Call PC Poofter right away, he'll get the armed police and arrest that bigot right away lad.

>>6734353
thanks for the advice!

>>6733075
>accidentally gained 20lbs

HAHAHAHA guess I'm not eating for a month :)

>>6734358
Work out and eat smaller portions you lazy flabby bastard

If you starve yourself you'll just look like shit

>>6734358
How do you accidentally gain weight

>>6734315

>gets raped
>refuses to tell the police the name of the guy or any details to make an arrest
>years later writers a SJW poem about how he saw his rapist on facebook
>but the guy never actually does anything at all to prevent his rapist from hurting others

Ineffective and dumb.

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Finally built up one of my bikes from three shitters I had laying about. Don't look great but runs fine, I'll amazed it passed the not with "very dodgy brakes and steering"

>>6734382
There's room for 2 ;)

>>6734382
Neato
Do your feet reach the ground alright?

>>6734367
accidentally

>>6734363
I don't have much time though. If I'm not thin again by the start of the new uni year, I'll have anxiety attacks. So starving it is.

>>6734398
Just about haha.

>>6734387
Yeah but I only have provisional bike licence, so I can but we would have to run away from the police. Not too hard, they're not allowed to pursue motorbikes because of health and safety.

>>6734409
How tall are you KR, probably taller than me anyway.

>>6734412
5'4 last time I checked, well it was like 165cm I think.

This was when I was 19/20 so I guess it won't have changed any.

>>6734418
wow, i always imagined you to be like 5'9, i mean its cute theres actually someone smaller than me here (5'6)

>>6734418
>>6734422
You both make me feel so tall

>>6734426
If you were our height you wouldn't be a skeleton tho.

>>6734430
Well I would just weigh less
And I wish I were taller

>>6733075
>manlets pretending to be gay

When will we fix this?

>>6734433
I wish you would fuck off Hitler you cancerous fuck.

>>6734433
Wjat are you again, i remember it being like 5'11 or something

>>6734441

I wish 4chan would cease to exist
All of you are cancerous.
One anon even got blood cancer after coming here.

>>6734481
Naw hitler killed gaygen when he brought his dumb femgen friends back in October.

Anyone know where to buy GHB or Roofies?
It's not going to be used for that, me and my bf just want to experiment.

>>6734382
holy shit, fair play mate

>>6734442
Nah only a little over 5'8
But I only wear boots so that makes me look a little taller

>>6734488
>when he brought his dumb femgen friends
Like who?
Also, yes. My posts this morning have been so terrible and off topic. My bad, bro

>>6734520
I really just don't like you and the thread started becoming shit when you came.

>>6734528
the threads have always been shit
Don't blame it on me when there are actual dedicated shitposters

>>6734531

everyone always blames the jew :/

>>6734531
> implying your group isn't the dedicated shitposters


You guys are the shitposters and you're not even aware of it...

>>6734544
>my group
Anyone is allowed into the discord
not just my bffs
I don't have a group or a crew or a squad
Idk why people think this

>>6734562
Because you blatantly kick people out and its obvious you have each others back.

I really don't like you or your friends or anybody in the group but I also woke up from a bad dream where my enemy got laid and I got knocked the fuck out one punch by a pro boxer and your posts are annoying me.

>>6734573
Dude I don't know what the fuck you're going on about

>>6734407
It's entirely possible to lose that weight in that time. If not more so than just starving. Plus you won't look and feel like shit.

Tonight I'm gonna get plowed for the first time. How do I get ready?

>>6734589
Get a bulb enema and rinse out your butt a few times a couple hours before

A soapy finger afterwards will clean your actual butthole nicely, just don't stick it in too deep, soap isn't great for your colon

>>6734578
My life is miserable Hitler I deserve to die.

Going to get diagnosed for possible low testosterone tomorrow

in a weird way i really want the test to turn out positive - it would be nice to have a concrete medical thing to blame all my personal shortcomings on

>ex-gf from years back when I was closeted now writes feminist opinion columns for local newspapers

Did I dodge a bullet?

>>6734613
YES
Feminist gfs are the worst.

>>6734617
You speaking from experience? Go ahead and spill it

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its Guncless day today!

what are you guncles doing for the big day?

>>6734663
tfw gay uncle
feels bad

>>6734672
Uh but I am getting a new car today
so that's cool

>>6734675
What kind of car?

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>>6734688
a this
chevy malibu

>>6734531
>i may be annoying shitposter but at least im not dedicated

t. Hitler ( ambassador of the discord group)

>>6734675

whose the sugardaddy paying for it?

>>6734711
Haha
I'll get it framed and put it up right next to my bed

I just love dick so much, you guys.

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>>6734743

i like dick, but i just really havent been in the mood for sex recently

ideally i could just have a guy with a nice 6.5 inch uncut dick stand next to my desk for some casual dicksucking while i work, rather than the whole "actual reciprocal sex" thing.

>>6734776
Seems like that would make getting work done hard.

>>6734806

nothing super high intensity, just some licking and light sucking to help pass the time, like listening to music or chewing gum.

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>>6734776

sort of similar

for some reason i really want to wake up in the morning and find my partner using my buttcheeks as an impromptu bookstand while he studies a textbook

i just think it would be fun on multiple levels
1) i like to be casually objectified
2) i like waking up in a bed with someone
3) i'm sexually attracted to people who study as hard as i do
4) i like that groggy half awake/half asleep early morning feeling
5) maybe he could tut and slap my butt if i move around too much, which would be extra hot

is that weird?

>>6734844
Naw. Seems pretty normal to me.
It's not really all that different from reading in bed and using a person's butt as a pillow.

>>6734883
is that something youve done?

jelly desu

I wish I was a girl.

>>6734893
>>>/mtfg/

>>6734886
Yeah. Butt pillows are pretty comfy.
Unless they fart.

>>6734893
Why?

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how does this make u feel

>>6734905
But Daley is gay.

>>6734906

goodfelllow isnt tho

>>6734902
>>6734904
So I can get away with horrible hypocritical things. So I can be never wrong and get attention.

>>6734913
You don't know that :')

>>6734915

go outside little /robot/, it will be good for you

>>6734905
Aroused.
Seems like they're at least a little homo.

>>6734915
Having a cunt doesn't give you license to be a cunt, no matter what white knights say.

>>6734919
Don't get me started. The day just started. One time my uncle broke the table out of a fit of anger than he fixed the table before the cops came and when the cops came the woman knocked the table over again.
Ive seen women get away with pedophilia while the man goes to jail. She molested three kids over the span of 10 years her own kids.

Men have no power I wish I went trans. Theres no way to really be masc anymore since standards are impossibly high and its all judgemental things like penis size and height.

We live in a gross worls where women have power and all we get is insanity emotional trips blatant hypocrisy and immigration.

>>6734944
Sounds good on paper but the reality doesnt match.

>>6734418
Wow you're such a shorty Rice, how cute

>>6735046
Hands off pal, hes mine.

If the elite discord groups not secret why is it not in the op? And why does hitler bully people out of it?

>>6735062
Someone that's not in the discord group made it

aka me, I don't know the link or anything

Old thread was way past bump limit

>>6735062
If you were kicked out it likely wasn't me who did it
People are rarely kicked out
And I don't make the threads

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>>6734949
Yet there are still straight men out there.

>>6735092
I fucking hate women, my mate's dad was reduced to living in a bedsit because he can't afford to pay the autistic shit.

>>6735092
Whats sad is that they do this regularly. They have no morals or honor or anything. Even warriora and fighters fight with pride. Even though that's a bait image I know because they would never admit that what they did was wrong in any way. Even thats showing some sort of acknowledgment they did something wrong.

Alright the next step straights try to become gay...welp they arent attracted and women and other men shame men for liking other men. Women legitimately scare me.

>>6735092
>>6735128
I know the image is a made up story but I don't doubt there being cases similar to this one. Women are evil, manipulative creatures and the judicial system is full of white knights.

>>6735145
It's not the system being full of white knights, its the system being designed this way and them realising it.

>>6735145
They really are man women are insanely disgusting. I wish I could just die. Ive dealt with so much child abuse because of these fucks. I hate this chimpanzee life I want it to end.

What happened to john !D.cuR26sCk?

>>6735163
He got the bends.

>>6735161
>>6735145
>>6735128
Men can be shit too. Women just get protected by shit men, but I've seen shit men get protected by shit women too.

>>6733075
>interacial bromance

Why do I love men with big hairy bellies?

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>tfw I will never be split roasted by these two

Why live ?

>>6735221
dont

>>6735221
Look like knackers desu

>>6735163
The elite discord group.

So lads, I might be an actor in a haunted house this october. can't wait to try and scare the shit out of people
>>6735221
No, you can do better anon. almost certainly

Every time I bottom it hurts and the top sometimes has a hard time getting it in. Am I too tight? Should I get a toy to fix this problem?

>>6733251
>>6733302
>2 years ago
>i was 16
When is your birthday?

>>6735248
You're only now getting a job in one, i thought you were wearing that mask because you were full time.

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that amazing feeling when your hole is stretched from dildo

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How's you doing?

>>6735280
Not sure you'll feel the same way in 10 years

>>6735311
sad/mad/lonely

>>6735212
Daddy issues?
Could just be a weird fetish.

>>6735249
Practice makes perfect.

>>6735248
>No, you can do better anon. almost certainly

But they look so qt ;_;

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>mfw guys who look a million times beefier and sexier than me are struggling to do 1pl8 deadlifts in front of me

how the fuck is it possible to be so muscular and so weak
reeee

>>6735355
>beefier
Could just be fat. Or they never deadlift.

>>6735321
?

>>6735270
haha, highly anticipated joke that failed out the gate like a recent videogame
3/10
no one laughs
>>6735341
there's better irish people then that, come on now

>>6735376
Incontinence

>>6735385
i thought it was really funny desu

i chuckled

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>>6735248
You're gonna have to put the ambulance number on speed dial because people are going to get heart attacks when they see you

>>6735323
Same.

>>6735392
ahh to be fair, i snorted as I read it. I just had to respond in kind back, you know how it is.

>>6735394
Well heres hoping huh, save on the makeup, I become part of the attraction then

>>6735249
>>6735332
Any tips for cleaning? Not every time but I've given the guy shitdick a few times and it probably could have been avoided

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>>6735249
Are you using plenty of lube?
Are you properly loosening yourself?
Are you relaxing your sphincter muscle and pushing out when he tries to enter you?

>>6735412

dont douche too far up

if you put the nozzle more than 2 or so inches up you, youll irritate your colon (the bit past the rectum) and that = bad times

>>6735442
How much water is too much water?

>>6735395
>>6735323

Same too

Now that homos have the same rights are we going to see a surge of homosexual right wing men?

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>>6735561
Most likely, but then again I've always been been like this.

>>6735561
No.
Gays have always been way more likely to be left wing even when democrats were against gay rights
>>6735590
>dailymail
>ukipfag
ugh just kill yourself.

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who /centrist/ masterrace here?

>tfw fiscally conservative and socially liberal

Why is religion so retarded?

>>6735601
>i must read the daily mail
It's "conservative shite" Good picutre though

>>6735626
"conservative" shite*

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>>6735619
>

>>6734905
omg they are adorable

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>>6735561
It is too late

The homosexual mafia sold themselves cheap to the marxists way back in the 60s and it went way too far, there's practically zero chance to turn back the tide and have them act the role of good Republican bitches

Personally I blame the Judaic practice of psychology as a tool of social engineering, and the anti-freedom lobby that communists and fellow travelers use to undermine the core values of the Western world.

The only way out now is the inevitable nuclear destruction of Planet Earth, maybe the cockroaches who survive the blast will make up a better society with blackjack and hookers

>>6735601
You can see his IP?

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>>6735561
I think most people would call my views "right wing" so I guess?

I consider myself fairly centrist though. Lean heavily to the right in some matter and to the left in others.

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Who /Anarchoegoist/ here?

>>6735666
>not ISTP masterrace

Anyone up to anything interesting? Playing any cool videogames?

Passed the bump limit also.

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Post political compasses

>>6735743
No new Vidja at the moment.
About to head over to some friends for game night though.

>>6735769
>having friends
>7 inch dick
>over 6ft tall

Reeeeeeee

>>6735784

guess what as well

within 1 year of realising he was gay he slept with 4 guys

thats the equivalent of a normal gay sleeping with 4 dudes while in their second year of high school

Fucking normie scum.

>>6735743
Well, I'm waiting until midnight so my insurance gets validated and then I'm off to go for a bike ride with my two friends.

We are also going to get to glorious Burger King soon :3

>>6735784
>>6735793
>hating on average dude
Couldn't you pic someone prettier and more successful to hate?

>>6735804
>glorious Burger King
Is british food really that bad? I mean it's not even a Carl Jr./Hardees.

>>6735818
It's dreadful, but they pack those little fuckers full of some weird chemical shit, its great. I can't move after I've eaten a load of it

Why don't you cucks make the thread?

That's why shitposters always make it.

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>>6735743

I just injured my right pectoral while benching, and subsequently embarassingly failed a 3pl8 deadlift multiple times before giving up and going home in defeat.

in other news, i was cooking steak shirtless and got some got oil burns on my chest, i stubbed my toe, and my cat left bleeding clawmarks in my thigh after it tried to use me as a climbing aid

fuck this stupid day desu

>>6735818
I honestly can't think of a better looking morr successful person. I don't even hate you I just wish I was you.

>>6735769
>>6735804
Thanks for the pickmeup. Really nice of you.

>>6735825
All I have are Undertale pictures.

>>6735826
In fairness, in FAIRNESS. You were cooking with oil with your shirt off. Cmon, man. That one is entirely on you.

New thread

>>6735841
>>6735841

>>6735823
It's the worst fast food burger, at least around here. It always ends up being overly wet. Like Burger soup.

>>6735826
Sounds rough.
how bad did you hurt yourself benching?

>>6735837
>I honestly can't think of a better looking morr successful person.
I think you need to get out more and meet more people. lol
>I don't even hate you I just wish I was you.
Thanks bb.
You just have to keep working on it, we're all going to make it.