Do you want or like being called "mommy" or "daddy" in a sexual context? why or why not?
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>>6633910
Because the post you replied to is totally about enabling animal abuse???
>>6633908
I enjoy dd/lg/md/lg stuff, both being the mommy and being mommied
Why?
Parental issues probably.
>>6633908
Hi mercury.
>>6633908
Nah, it's just weird.
grace a cutest
>>6633914
>tfw non-op
how to deal with being a fugly abomination?
>>6633914
>tfw vag looks like some shit they serve at arby's
>>6633917
I want to suck Grace's breasts while she strokes my cock telling me what a good boy I am for mommy.
>>6633912
Add me on Skype. Look even if you don't care about me or are still angry that I deleted you I care about you enough to want to help you deal with your issues and the hair advice was really useful.
>>6633929
uhhh back the fuck off?
>>6633927
hi
>>6633928
You could try a bag?
>>6633915
Sometimes they have it coming. People think animals are automatically pure and innocent but they can be cunts too, just like people.
If Chara was just doing it for fun that's a little twisted desu.
>>6633928
Stay inside and shitpost on 4chan all day
>tfw truetrans
>>6633908
i found Melly in this porno.
http://www.pornhub
.com/view_video.php?viewkey=423175647
>>6633939
>get called faggot and ugly multiple times today
>"pretty"
send good luck to smiles pls
>>6633943
>its less okay to hurt humans
I disagree. It's easy enough to find someone who truly deserves it.
>>6633938
>tfw fake trans and fake bi
>>6633943
im ok how are you
>>6633948
You're not pretty, you're honestly better off just ending your life.
>>6633928
Pls tell me if you know how.
music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4fwvWVGmc
i would like to point out that none of these lyrics are relevant to bexe x tetra except
>you hardly see me lately, if at all
and that's entirely circumstantial
>>6633948
Who called you that? I genuinely think you're pretty.
>>6633956
yeah thanks for not hugboxing.
>>6633928
post a pic
>>6633957
Nihilism is a shit meme then.
>>6633951
I will do this
>>6633952
while this is true, an animal can't exactly talk back and identify you and what you did to them.......
not endorsing cruelty to animals btw, i'd rather people take it out on shitty people i think
>>6633957
idk how im being cold bc i dont feel like talking (to you) when i'm doing exactly that in this very thread rn????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>6633956
idk im very ambivalent and slightly annoyed, so i guess im the same as i usually am kek
>>6633964
kk.
how much?
>>6633961
coworkers, random girl with her bf, some dude on the bus ride home.
>>6633964
ew you can totally see that it's make out of ballskin and a penishead
>>6633974
I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible and I disagree with them
who here a micro penis?
>meet qt boy on tinder
>he seems cool and nerdy while also being fit
>doesn't even know what trans is until I tell him
>likes me and wants to teach me how to kiss
omg girls is it happening?
>>6633970
>while this is true, an animal can't exactly talk back and identify you and what you did to them.......
Neither can someone who bled out strapped to a chair.
>>6633960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwd7N4QdFAI
>>6633960
i said
MUSIC THREAD
>>6633964
>future
>vagina
heh
>>6633904
This is one of my favorites:
The story of Hungbu and Nolbu
Hungbu and Nolbu were brothers. The older one, Nolbu, was very greedy but the younger one, Hungbu, was kind and empathetic. One day, Hungbu and Nolbu's father died and ordered them to split his fortune in half. However, Nolbu kicked Hungbu's family out to have the fortune all to himself. So Hungbu and his family lived in poverty.[2]
One day, a snake was climbing up the tree in Hungbu's house in order to eat a swallow. The swallow fell on the ground, breaking its leg. Hungbu chased the snake away and fixed the swallow's broken leg. The following spring,the swallow's family came back and gave Hungbu a seed as a thank-you present. Hungbu planted the seed in his backyard until it grew into a giant plant with hard shells named gourds. When Hungbu and his family split the gourd in half, they found jewels, money and a new house. In other words, they became very wealthy.
The rumor that Hungbu became rich spread throughout the whole town and reached Nolbu. Without hesitation, Nolbu met Hungbu and asked him how he got rich so quickly. Nolbu heard the secret and did the same, except he broke a swallow's leg himself. He loved breaking things. The swallow brought Nolbu a gourd seed the following spring, and Nolbu planted it. When he split his gourds open, elements of destruction came out. Nolbu and his wife suddenly became poor and asked Hungbu to forgive them and they lived together happily ever after.
>>6633905
Long story short, he's an ancient Athenian that was so cute and popular (not to mention good at everything) that he managed to change political factions 3 times during the Peloponnesian war 3 times and everyone still loved him in all three places. He was also a lover of Socrates as well as a direct student and the nephew of Pericles.
gimme a HUG, man
>tfw u look in the mirror, and for a brief moment, it looks like the person on the other side is a girl
: D
>>6633980
Yes, you're being lured to your death.
>>6633970
you should eat a pizza
>>6633974
I don't blame them.
>>6633980
Probably not.
>>6633981
Interesting...
>>6633985
>reinforcing your bdd with things chara says
i sure hope you girls dont do this
>>6633904
im doing ok. im on painkillers again finally.
>>6633960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANnRLZQL0as
>>6633992
Chara you didn't really hurt animals for sport did you? They at least pissed you off or did something wrong, right?
>>6633985
I'm sorry but it seems clear now you only want to accept negative opinions about yourself. I stand by what I said, no matter what anyone else thinks of you.
>>6633989
Give me the drugs man
>>6633960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPnFqoBAfhY
>>6633994
>le bdd maymay
ngl it seems like chara is the only honest person here.
>>6633984
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vShLpyPRVmo
>>6633984
https://youtu.be/82wU5NfRfr4
https://youtu.be/zbB2uuSu2lw
https://youtu.be/ij5Y2hzopKA
https://youtu.be/ZSG_mZaogsc
>>6633992
i dont like pizza very much honestly.
Have you eaten pizza today?
>>6633981
if you can murder someone without getting caught, then by all means be my guest, but the level of planning that takes requires alot of time and effort that isn't easily executed on a whim
>>6633955
Same but I have pizza
>>6634000
>tfw i have more drugs and you arent here to run off with my phone like the autismo you are :^)
>>6633984
https://youtu.be/k-Cf9C6aU4I
>>6634002
hey idiot guess what
you can hear two totally opposite statements
one comes from a stranger whos intent is obviously only hateful
the other comes from a stranger whos intent is obviously positive and meant to help and encourage
which one do you listen to?
>>6633967
ty shes in a rough time and really deserves nice things
i like her a lot and she doesn't deserve the rough stuff she has to deal with
>>6634012
>one comes from a stranger whos intent is obviously only hateful
[citation needed]
She's staying the night. It's going pretty okay! We're only a little awkward.
>>6633996
Oh, that's good to hear!
>>6633986
Why did you pick this story?
>>6634009
Getting hit with a cain isn't as fun when you don't love the person. Half hoping I would be struck by a truck when I ran cause it would be more pleasant then if you had caught me.
>tfw you got maam'd all day today
>tfw deep trucker voice
>>6634012
Neither. One wants to be cruel so they can feel good about themselves and one wants to be nice so they can feel good about themselves. People who are always nice and lie to make you " feel good C; " are just hurting you in the long run as the cruel ones hurt you immediately.
>>6634017
okay yeah nevermind you just dont want help at all
>>6633980
you literally don't compare well to anyone on this board and they almost all have issues passing at times, would you stop this Susan's shit
>>6634018
Get the fuck off 4chan and get into her panties
<3
>>6634027
>don't compare well to anyone on this board
Gonna need some pics for proof here. There are a few people here that pass quite well. Just not buying this.
>>6634029
Ok you're right the 3 months hrt linebacker in a wig passes better then you
>>6634036
korra is by no means a linebacker in a wig and yeah she passes way better than me.
Hi
>>6634038
Trying to keep my hypochondria under control as I watch this thing a friend sent me about CWC.
My life is exciting right now, I can't wait until I start my job again.
>>6634045
:3
Why does everyone I talk to seem to have hypocondria?
>>6633998
Define sport.
>>6634006
no i had chicken sandwiches.
>>6634022
MADO!!!!
>>6634042
Kill yourself uggo
I'll do anything to have a vagina....
>>6634042
Hello trip I don't know!
>>6634048
If they're anything like me it's because they sit inside doing nothing all day which gives them plenty of time to focus on their body and dwell on any worries or concerns they have. They also have anxiety which feeds into their worries about being ill.
>>6634049
Entertainment.
To cover all the bases let's say amusement, arousal, or to satisfy a curiosity.
>>6634055
Just ignore it and hope it goes away
>>6634056
I guess so. Maybe I don't see anything myself because I'm always doing random research.
>>6634054
I'd buy you one but I can't even afford to get myself one.
>>6634057
Then yes, i did do it for sport sometimes.
>>6634059
kayla pls go.
>>6634063
Bad girl Chara.
Bad.
>>6634006
This elton john is good.
>>6634060
If I had to guess, it's because you already seem to have a bit of experience with medical issues, which allows you to be much calmer about the possibility of anything being wrong. Where as I? Not much has happened to me, therefore everything feels like it's the end of my life.
Let's listen to the pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow OST together!
http://sync-video.com/r/rMF53l7N
>>6634027
why would i lie?
>>6633936
She wasn't doing it for fun, she did it for a utilitarian reason even if it was still a fucked up thing to do. It was when she was a little kid, it's indicative of a serial killer or some shit but it's not like she did it recently, if she had i wouldn't be friends with her.
>>6633948
If that actually happened this is clearly an extremely good picture of you. Post a more realistic one, this one passes completely and you look pretty in it.
>>6633998
yes
>>6634038
For sure. No one has made me run that fast in years. Thought I was gonna die. But luucckkkyyy you all I got is s little bit of weed, shoot me please senpai.
>>6634049
CHARA!! What's up?
>>6634040
You've been fucking straight guys before anyone but the eldest of trips even realized they were trans, you're also literally half her size
>>6634075
>suck
>in any context having to do with kissing whatsoever
yeah no
(puke)
>>6634081
His voice changed? When? Why?
Cis girls dont know how good they have it.
>>6634086
Not sure on this one. I don't even know who this trip is. Granted, I suppose I'm kindof an old trip. Perhaps my input is invalid in this case.
>>6634091
>tfw my sister talks about wanting a breast reduction sometimes
They really don't
Give me a vagina or I'm going to be suicidal
>>6634082
quid my little sister said that she wants to kill all men yesterday im very proud of her
>>6634091
Hey look on the bright side, by not being cis you're automatically immune to three common cancers, cervical, uterine and ovarian.
>>6634094
>going to be suicidal
*pat pat*
>>6634093
holy shit my sister does too lol
she's like an E cup
>tfw there's a naked penis right beside you that keeps being waggled
>>6634095
omg! tell her I said she's awesome
Awwww my gf gets the best presents
>>6634094
red don't kill yourself ever
remember your a strong tree
>>6634098
I hate this dysphoria
>>6634104
You finally getting some dick?
>>6634104
s u c c
>>6634104
Elanna did you go raving again last weekend?
>>6634099
And to me everything is new and scary because I've largely avoided being sick or injured. Such is the life of a sheltered basement neet.
>>6634101
Yeeeeeeeep.
I want tits, she wants to get rid of hers.
>>6634104
i might know that feel soon :3
>>6634108
I'm a strong tree but I'll never be a real girl if I don't have a vagina
I'm useless useless useless to kaylee without a vagina
>tfw when you get home from work
>tfw when you look in mirror and you're a boy
>tfw when dozens of people you as boy that day
everything is terrible i'm pretty sure
>>6634086
i've literally never fucked a straight guy. every guy i slept with was gay.
>>6634094
Red, is it because of dysphoria or what Kaylee said?
She loves you no matter what and I hope you know that. You're so much more than sex to her.
You're more than the sum of your parts. Every girl has imperfections and you just have to work on them like everyone else. Save money and be patient. It's coming soon.
>>6634113
I was incredibly sheltered myself so i know the feeling.
>Not allowed to go outside except for one day on the weekend. But im not allowed to play at the playground with the other kids
>>6634114
Doubtful.
>>6634104
why is it being waggled?
what is the best way to improve voice? I hate mine
https://clyp.it/oxmhxf3m
>>6634112
Yeah, all weekend! It was great but my brain hurts ;~;
>>6634110
*got, I'm p happy about that
>>6634111
Way ahead of you senpai am
>>6634114
Niceuu
>>6634123
Because he keeps waggling it when I'm mid-sentence to distract me! ;___;
>>6634118
it's both
I want to be a perfect female for kaylee
but I'm not
I'm a disgusting male
with a useless bit of flesh
>>6634115
yeah kaylee popped in here after what you were talking about last night and clarified what she said
youre just projecting your dysphoria onto what she said, she never said you were useless
>>6634127
Go fuck him more!
>>6634127
hugg elann
: get away from that spooky ass bitch
: this bitch is gonna tie you up and cut you
quid: but that's one of the signs of a serial killer!
quid: serial killers are qt :33
*sigh* nobody understands
is asking me if i live on the west coast a meme?
or is this some weird elaborate prank
>>6634099
It would have been nice experience for both of us so I don't see why don't. You certainly enjoyed hitting me, that shit hurrrttt. Conflicted cause one hand I kinda liked it the other I just wanted to cry. These autism feels.
>>6634109
Why all I do is dissociate from life
>>6634122
Chara~ you a cute
>>6634129
i don't care
I'm second best because I'm a stupid whore who seeks validation and tries to get rid of dysphoria by pretending to be popular with men
But they just want to pound some ass and keep it a secret that they fucked a tranny
it's all fucked up
all fuckedup
>>6634137
do you live on the west coast?
>>6634137
it's about smiles
>>6634137
what?
I thought I was the only one who asked
>>6634121
oh.
>>6634127
its looking like next week when I get back from my weeb con
i went to a different support group hoping that this one would be better
the topic of the day was how to overthrow the 'cisarchy' and instead of clapping for applause you had to snap your fingers
why are all these support groups so shit. i just want to talk about passing and feels and instead you get transwomen who have never shaved their arms or legs complain about how horrible cis people are
who else /jill/ here
I'm going to bed, cya friends!
>>6634126
thread y do you ignore me T_T
>tfw you might go back to sex work to pay for ffs and srs
I want to keep my soul, but I need those surgeries....
>>6634128
You're not perfect. You'll never be perfect. Nobody is perfect.
Just be the best you can be and I know that is more than close enough to perfection.
You're not disgusting. Never believe anyone who thinks that you are, not even yourself.
Pointless growths don't make you any less beautiful. If it makes you uncomfortable then have it replaced when you can but stop stressing out about it.
You're a beautiful woman, Red. Don't get worry lines chasing the absurd dream of perfection.
Post lewds
>>6634132
I don't think it's happening, we're both tired, I'll give his penis a poke though
*Edit* done
>>6634133
hugg anon! :3
>>6634145
Congrats! :3
>>6634150
Good night Chara.
>>6634150
Good bed faggg
>>6634153
just webcam
is the only thing you can think about sex
>>6634156
You first anon
>>6634150
Nini Chara.
>>6634153
Spreading herpes is a bad thing Red. Very bad.
>>6634156
Nice cock, male
you won't get srs for year
>>6634164
Paid once. You hit me like six times senpaitachi, for one dollar. Can't help but think you enjoyed it. Good times. Wish I got that oxy tho.. Would have been realllyyy nice.
>>6634152
cuz you're good already
help me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0okj8bcStjM
>>6634127
>tfw Elanna went raving without me again
>>6634175
I hit you 3 times. I'm pretty fucking cheap.
My doc put me on ultram. Its pretty nice.
>>6634176
and why half vote for trump when you can full vote for trump?
a n i m e
>>6634155
but the dysphoria HURTS so badly
and it's fucking with my head
and I'm a terrible girlfriend
I hurt kaylee by yelling at her when I'm anxious and dysphoric
>>6634157
I don't pass though
that's subjective
>>6634173
go to hell
>>6634167
no? I think about literature and food probably more than I think about sex
>>6634159
ty bb. hes nice enough to wanna teach me im gonna cure that boylust soon :3
>>6634148
JILL NOT HILL
>>6634148
why does her logo look like the dole logo?
i don't want to vote for her i just wanna buy fresh produce from her
>>6634187
Do people gender you female?
>>6634186
be good to my daughteru isla
>>6634185
>>6634156
Me rn
She's uh...
Doing things behind me
o///o
>>6634177
https://clyp.it/cpxp3524
http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/
I still hate my voice I can hear exactly how I sound like a little boy and not a woman
>>6634194
she's my daughteru damn it
>>6634180
Sorry, it was an annual festival and I had to scratch that itch ;-;
>>6634164
Thanks Lizzy
How's it going?
>>6634188
S o o n
:D
>>6634194
what?
>>6634176
a vote for hillary is a vote for hillary
>>6634148
Would be bad for the oil and war businesses if she won. Good thing she won't.
>>6634185
t h e b e s t
>>6634202
#mentallyillforHill
>>6634197
thank you :)
how long have you been working on your voice?
>smiles has a gf
this is 2cute
>>6634202
oh snap
>>6634200
It's going ok. My doctor put me on more pain meds and I have a surgery consultation to get my gallbladder removed on Tuesday. How're things with you?
>>6634156
Fuck it I'm drunk
http://imgur.com/UFAO3yt
>>6634207
that's a big card
>>6634193
getting gendered female does not mean you pass. please stop spreading this meme.
>>6634216
4uuuu
>>6634208
Neat I just love cooking. I couldn't limit my diet since I do want to taste everything.
>>6634214
cute
i want to be hurt and abused rn and be trampled over and used
I really need to get a therapist.
>>6634217
this is actually true.
>>6634217
im pretty sure thats the definition of passing desu
>>6634198
pls boylust is a serious disease that we suffer. it has to be cured or we die :(
>>6634200
for us both it seems l m a o
>>6634224
I wish I could make you happy and feel safe.
I wonder if I'll ever be able to sound cis
>>6634214
LEWD
>>6634229
awww thats sad. At least you have boy to lust then. Im still waiting to cook and care for someone.
>>6634231
Most can't.
>>6634212
Oh shit, I hope the consult goes ok. ;-;
Things are OK here, I'm in the middle of a move west and am getting ready for the final leg tomorrow
On that note, I need to go to bed so I can be up early tomorrow, goodnight!
>>6634209
https://clyp.it/b4h2ifdp
every time I play back a recording all I can hear is trannyvoice T_T
>>6634237
nini lana
>>6634231
practice practice practice
>>6634231
I've only ever heard one tranny that sounded cis, and even then she was an intersex freak
>>6634251
what about a vote for quid
>>6634231
Practice a lot and be willing to tweak your voice as you progress, it can take years for some people to get their voice right
cure me
>>6634241
wait i did the resonance thing before i thought i was in head resonance :(
>>6634247
In reality it takes a lot to od on the drugs I like to do so I'll just keep dreaming. Probably trying cocaine soon.
>>6634257
of what?
>>6634260
t. BDD sufferer
did chara tell her animal abusing stories to anyone?
>>6633908
>Do you want or like being called "mommy" or "daddy" in a sexual context? why or why not?
Being a parent is an authority position. I'm sub as fuck, so I hate it. But for my partner on the other hand...
>>6634262
trans
>>6634265
yea
>>6634258
Come do drugs with me
>>6634268
Talk to Lily she became cis
>>6634258
I know. I just wish I could make you happy. I would do my best to help you love yourself.
>tfw in love with a trip
>>6634253
Grace is intersex.
>>6634270
i'm sorry i freaked out on you
i missed kaylee and i was soooo dysphoric
>>6634278
That must be awful, they're all shit.
>>6634256
>>6634243
I'm gonna keep at it!
>>6634280
Wait what??
>>6634265
So cool.
>>6634285
too many calories
>>6634278
which trip?
>>6634271
A cis eminem man?
>>6634288
LOL!!!!
You're so focused on calorie counting.
>>6634259
https://clyp.it/3vwm3dxd
I'm savage af sorry
also hi thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/10852500
http://www.strawpoll.me/10852500
http://www.strawpoll.me/10852500
>>6634278
Falling in love is awful. If I never fell in love again it would be too soon.
>>6634282
Its okay was dissapointed but mostly worried about you. If you're ever around Portland again we gotta get rickety rekt, candyflip hard. My roommate keeps bitching to me about that 60$ dollars though lol
>>6634282
Ha, fool me once DEA
>>6634285
Alcohol is shit tier desu senpai
>>6634292
kinda
>>6634286
Haven't you wondered why your progress has been so amazing and shockingly fast? It's because you're intersex. You have all the symptoms of being cis female.
>>6634296
thank you for being honest!
>>6634292
a bit
hi thread
>>6634297
i'll pay you....
can I paypal you?
>>6634299
That would be a bittersweet revelation to me, but I really don't think I'm intersex. I don't share the symptoms of it, I believe.
>>6634304
Yes if you're intersex your body will start to grow in the female form when you add estrogen but only if you start before 19-24.
im going to bed
have a good night /mtfg/! :3
>>6634309
Your transition is very cis, you should get tested I think the result wont surprise anyone.
>tfw you want to talk about ur feelings but u can't +u have no one to talk about them with +u dont want to embarass yourself+you ran out of tumblr posts for the day
>>6634278
same i think
>>6634299
lmao
oh
i am laffin
>>6634304
Are you referring to Juniper?
>>6634316
nini
>>6634317
Usually it's too late by that time unless you're intersex.
>tfw I was intersex in my teens, hairless and short, but my genetics caught up with me the moment I hit 20 before I could transition
I grew in height so fast and also shitty facial hair and body hair all over. My genetics are out to kill me now. Save yourself.
>>6634312
That
No
That's wrong
>>6634318
Look like is like when you faked being nice to me
We both know I'm not intersex and you honestly don't believe I'm similar to cis in any way
You just want me to be intersex, get tested, and be like KEK IT WAS ALL ME
Lots of hon memes in here tonight.
>>6634327
I don't know what you mean, but you should get tested.
Is Catherine a hon name?
I like Kat as a nickname but I don't wanna be clocked easily :c
>>6634336
I dunno, if it's as simple as another vial of blood I might ask just to be sure but like, I REALLY don't think I'm intersex. I just haven't shown any signs of it and my transition hasn't been spectacular either.
MY NAME IS CHRISTINE RICARDO WESTON CHANDLER AND IM TIRED OF ALL THE SLANDERING THAT IS GOING ON IN THIS 4CHAN FORUM
MY VAGINA IS GROWING IN FINE, IM NOT SICK OR ILL AND ILL ALWAYS BE A TOMGIRL AND TRUE LESBIAN UNLIKE YOU DENIAL GAYS
WE NEED LBT RIGHTS AND YOU SICK FREAKS ARE RUINING IT FOR THE BEST OF US
hi mtfg
Here to say i'm done with this place, its a fucked up way to spend my time and I am embarrassed for ever posting here, also had my hair cut since I got my orchy and I think i'm just a femboy at this point. Cock is easier to get and I don't have trans issues invading every waking moment making me feel less then human or like a sideshow. I hope more follow my lead and leave this cancer zone and enjoy living and not dwelling on being male or female, its all bullshit. Go outside, see the world, forget this nonsense.
bye~
Has anyone ever gotten that the feeling that their face is looking more masculine while on HRT? Is this a normal paranoia?
>tfw not souless perfect android girl
stupid feelings....
http://i.4cdn.org/f/andro.swf
>>6634334
lol
but
okay, idk why you dont get, like.............i mean, idrk you, and i dont want to talk to you about it, i assume that'd be like super obvious at this point?
i dont just share my mood/feelings/thoughts with just anyone, so idk
like i said, its certainly nice of you, i appreciate that, but im not really interested in talking to you outside of the thread lol
>>6634343
>LBT
subtle, nice work
>>6634342
It isn't too hard to get tested. Everyone says you're cute, why don't you believe it's spectacular?
>>6634347
I came so many times she wouldn't stop red
>>6634357
Faye pls
>>6634344
good shit kayla
how its done
i honestly feel like a dumbass for having to go to the help page to figure out how to use tripcodes
>>6634344
You're a self parody. There's at least a handful of trips following your lead in becoming lolcows.
>>6634368
>lolcows
ahhhh i see now
thats what this is
>>6634368
Am I a lol-thingamajigga?
>>6634344
See you tomorrow
>>6634343
You will fit in nicely here hunny. Please get a trip so we can follow your journey.
>>6634366
Red please dont be a poz spreader.
>>6634369
>tfw a cow
I hope I can look like a real girl soon
>>6634373
faye doesn't have to touch my genitals.
>>6634352
You were previously, Okay as I said I get it and I've given up on you but at least admit the obvious that you don't really like me anymore because it's so obvious seeing as you used to be way more friendly when we first talked.
You just gave the cold shoulder to someone who was trying to help you out of suicide. If that's not assholery I don't know what is.
>>6634355
Juniper is very nice, I talk to her a lot privately and she says she likes me a lot. It's funny how I wasted so much time on Mercury when I had a much better friend staring me in the face. Brain chemicals huh?
>>6634374
The cow says neigh
>>6634380
Moo!
i want to meet Juniper and other trips
they are very nice!!!
>>6634374
You have mega milks.
>>6634381
fucking grinchposter
god bless his soul
Can you guys chill for like, one second
>>6634381
NIP MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>6634385
Oh I see tonight is post things that are blatantly not true moot.
>>6634388
Yeah sure I'm chillin wassup
>>6634388
Fffuuuuucckkkkk yyyyoooouuuu
lol so I already have like 5 projects I have to finish by next Thursday, they kept me 3 hours past closing, and I got a new title at work today. "Director of Public Agency Relations" too bad it didn't come with a raise.
Pic related is my new office
>>6634381
How the fuck did you post the file I posted at the exact same moment I posted it in gaygen?
>>6634391
You said you're a cow and post big cowtit pics. Please don't say it was lies and delusion all along.
>>6634344
Congratulations.
I mean it!
>>6634391
moo <3
>>6634383
STOP SPREADING HERPES you useless male
>>6634390
shrug
its actually an admission from you
>>6634390
Oh
Moo then?
Idk lol
>>6634379
LMAO
ummmmm, you are kind of a riot desu; uhhh, idk like I have continuously been pretty honest and upfront w/u so idk, i think i made it clear from jump that I was very ambivalent re:you, and the only difference between now and before is that i've seen you say alot of incredibly stupid things, so did that negatively alter my opinion of you? uhh yeah duh
and like, i mean.............everyone else seems to catch on that i'm a very private and personal person and i'm just not interested in opening myself up to most people, so like, you seem to take that personally, but honestly, you have to remember that idk what you look like, so from my perspective, you're just a faceless internet person, whereas you know what I look and sound like, so its not exactly balanced either.
>>6634393
kool senpai
>>6634400
What are you 5?
>tfw half the trips identify as neither fully male or female now
It's a good feel
>>6634396
4chan is broke, has been forever
>>6634397
Sorry to break your heart I'm not there yet
>>6634398
Moo~
>>6634393
I'm so glad for you!
I hope you can do lots of important things at the job!
keep it up, you're so smart!
>>6634407
You think tumblr is a good feel?
You and your AGP friends should just fuck off to tumblr instead then.
>>6634408
Maybe if you take progesterone they will pop out from between your ribs where they're hiding.
>>6634393
That office is grim.
Yo I've finally had enough of your ex gf. You were completely right, other trans people just cause unwanted stress that you already had from being trans yourself.
>>6634404
Okay and you coulda just been upfront that you don't like me anymore instead of having me waste all this time.
>>6634410
LMAO
>>6634407
i think I might just be a femboy....
too much dysphoria
>>6634413
Already on it, growing slowly but surely every day. Maybe one day I'll catch up to my sister's. One day.
>>6634412
Uh yah sure dude.
test
>>6634412
What the fuck are you even going on about? Idek what lolcow means. I'm just being positive, gtfo w/ your bad vibes
test 2
>>6634421
wha
i wasnt replying to you with that
>>6634107
>Awwww my gf gets the best presents
Did she turn you into a cis girl?
>>6634344
weve reached peak kayla
>>6634407
Yeah who the fuck identifies as female, fucking crazy assholes right.
>>6634410
>>6634414
I'm lucky to even have an office, most of the office is bullshit open floor plan. The architects were throwin hella shade at me today
>>6634388
how about _no_
>>6634408
moo~
I'm a terrible gf
I don't deserve kaylee
I'm a stupid diseased whore and should stay that way instead of settling down with kaylee
I don't deserve a love like hers
https://www.tumblr.com/video/theanimalvines/147761968964/500/
so cute
this is a really neat trip
am i c-cool yet
>>6634422
I read two different posts and combined them into one in my head, sorry
>>6634433
correct
>>6634436
oh god another sophie
>>6634437
yeah i was agreeing with you lol
the other part was meant for the bully anon
>>6634433
Red pls stop its just herpes. Like 20% of America has herpes
EVERYONE STOP HATING YOURSELF
>>6634439
fuck how many are there
>>6634433
yeah you should probably
not post here
anymore
>>6634443
no
but someone else is helping me with that lots
but NO!!
i almost went by Sophia but my ex-wife was adamant I choose something else.
>>6634440
>bully
Ayyy lmao
>>6634433
what happened between you two??
>>6634436
yeah you're cool
too cool
>>6634445
2
>>6634447
is it smiles
>>6634443
>Stop Hating yourself
>In a trans person thread
>>6634433
Je suis crust, nobody deserves shit. But you have her and she wants you, so shut the fuck up. Don't you get it? You have her already and you don't need to prove anything you faggot.
>>6634443
you couldn't either if you looked like me
>>6634448
Ex wives always get in the way of transition hon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HseLuaOX8bc
am I a dirty hipster for enjoying this?
>>6634448
my first trans related memory is having a dream I switched bodies with my friend sophie and being really disappointed when I woke up desu
>>6634448
well thats good, ty to her
I opened my phone on BART today and the header of this board came on the screen and the guy sitting next to me chuckled :( I just looked out the window the entire time and tried to ignore that it happened until he got off. I bet he posted about it on /sp/ or something
>>6634450
well shit
i probably won't post very often anyway
>>6634459
I mean, yeah in retrospect I am v thankful. Sometimes I wish I would've stuck with it tho, it's cute
>>6634465
hello
:3
>>6634470
*headpats*
So what country is this Sophie from?
>>6634466
It's your fault for sucking so many cocks
>>6634466
Like I said, shut up. Listen to what she says. She wants you, so you're not worthless. Now, go talk to her about this. Not this godforsaken thread.
>>6634472
southwestern america
i.e., the best part of america
>>6634462
lmao
oh i am laffin desu
>>6634460
oh.......
well
sorry to hear that?
idk i totally know how u feel desu we'll both find someone who wants us someday!
>>6634469
it has a nice meaning (better than "rachel" imo) but its like obnoxiously common now and sounds like a childs name imho
>>6634467
just use a name in front of your trip, so you can be ____ sophia, that leaves a distinction
Here you forgot this.
>>6634476
Nice, I'm thinking of visiting there
you know when the wall gets built
>>6634476
Huh. That's a part of the world I know like nothing about desu :P
>>6634475
wait
so she does want her??
what is this
anon
im confused
High allll the time.
niggers
>>6634443
i wish i was a cis girl prostitute. i'm not worth anything else. at least then i'd earn my keep and give people some pleasure. i wouldn't need to be guilty about getting better than i deserve either.
>tfw you spend a day with your gf and then basically go through withdrawal afterwards
>>6634483
I thought she did. I'm 99% certain it's just Red being depressed about nothing.
>>6634478
Laura's? Or Susan's? Can't remember
>>6634484
My nigga have a jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
>>6634489
but who will pay for it tho???
>>6634492
/mtfg/'s playground
>>6634491
I've been to a fair amount of countries
>>6634495
You already are if she's accepted you. Change for the better what you can and begrudgingly accept what you can't.
>>6634486
Why am I going to take sexual health advice from a person with herpes?
>>6634498
>tfw never left home country
>>6634492
lauras
>>6634490
ohh
>>6634489
mhmm
>>6634495
well fuck you red, im kind of envious you get to be loved and the person who loves you and you also love is going to move and live with you????????
i mean your feelings are certainly valid dude, but omg, get it together.
idk how you deal with those kinds of feels, but dont let your emotions and depression fuck up a good thing imo
sometimes i wish i wasnt just used up and weird
>>6634503
>tfwiktf
>triggered.gif
Early transitioners will never experience this
>>6634502
Statistically speaking you have a 80% chance of getting a life long std because you're trans.
>>6634508
can u go to NZ?
>>6634498
once the EU finally dissolves it won't be so easy i bet
>>6634504
i'm sorry...I just want to be friends
but a (presumably) cis girl telling a trans girl to just ignore dysphoria and how it fucks up my head?
Not easy.
I'll just let these feelings pass
but I really feel like I failed kaylee
I hurt and scare her when I yell from dysphoria
or how I have risky sex
>>6634510
They do if they come to /mtfg/ now. It's a new generation of horror.
>>6634512
well I could go to a lot of places
just never have
and probably shouldn't for a while cause I'm not exactly in the most stable mental state
>>6634512
Who the fuck wants to go to New Zealand?
>>6634510
I think I actually ended up on lauras / susans once but I was too #triggered by the godawful website design to stay there lol
>>6634517
I'd rather go to New Zealand than any shithole city in Australia
>>6634514
Then learn to channel your pain into less destructive outlets. And just don't have risky sex you fucking idiot.
>>6634510
Thankfully I never went in there
>>6634517
apparently my mom cuz
my moms taking me there in like 6-8 months
along with tahiti hawaii and australia since shes had this trip planned for 2 years now apparently
she wants to "See kangaroos and honey badgers"
>>6634519
It used to be one of the first (if not THE first) results when one googled "transgender"
A guy who lives 3 blocks away from me just asked me to come over to hang out and smoke weed with him.
Not sure what to do
>>6634519
Susan did a website update after an ask me anything on leddit.
>>6634514
>i'm sorry...I just want to be friends
?? how are we not being friends?
i'm not saying to ignore your dysphoria, it's probably best /not/ to ignore feelings and such, but idk how u deal with, i'm just saying you SHOULD idk if u have to talk it out with a therapist or what, im just saying dont let it consume u is all
>>6634517
whats wrong with NZ?
some of my favorite musicians are from there
>>6634516
ohh
yeah i know that feel, i was gonna go somewhere this week but as quickly as i talked myself into i talked myself out of it
>>6634510
>be kid me
>looking for trans help
>go to sites such as Laura's and Susan's
>get scared seeing all the hons
>repress instead
>>6634522
i'm not an idiot
I let her hurt me when I feel this way
i made bad decisions when I was younger
and y'all just bully me so much it really hurts
>tfw no smooth femboy bottom bf to femdom and top
how do I make my gf stop hating herself
>>6634526
Hes gonna try and fuck you
>>6634523
Why are you thankful? You belong there with other people just like you.
>>6634526
you know what to do
mfw cypro is working 10x better than spiro and doesn't make me faint like spiro / lupron
feelsgoodman
they also wanna take a different blocker but fuck nah
gonna skip that
lmao
>>6634524
ohhhhh shit its happening :3c
>>6634532
Why are you letting the words of literally whos hurt you?
>>6634541
hows it going with smiles
>>6634538
stop spreading this meme and stop bullying me and put effort into your own appearance instead
>>6634538
Faye is 40 years old and I think someone else is almost 60.
>>6634533
i'll be that femboy....
>>6634513
hopefully.
>>6634546
dank shit.
>>6634554
No, he asked because he wants to fuck you, its that simple.
>>6634553
Awww yeaahh
>>6634554
Sounds like fun do it senpai
>>6634544
What's England's Canada? Scotland?
>>6634533
How can I contact you?
>>6634562
i'm her agent, you have to go through me
how big is your dick (length and girth)
>>6634561
Wales.
>>6634552
I'm just watching this season of drag race and Naomi smalls is doing weird things to me @_@
I'm a femboy until I get ffs and srs and a good girl voice
sorry
too much dysphoria
>>6634560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OSayGiPdI
That means whos the real shit.
>go on my okc
see this
ugh
>>6634568
shes cute
>>6634570
but you don't need ffs and you have a good voice
>tfw sliding on a clean pair of kneesocks
Who else trutrans here?
>>6634570
Easy Red, calm down... It's just some mean anons. They can be upsetting but try to ignore them.
Now, what is up Bb? You seem pretty down.
>>6634561
scotland is england's texas
ireland is england's mexico
france is england's england
>>6634531
Same, probably could've started hrt at 18 and been done transitioning by now if it weren't for those sites... eh probably no coming out to my parents then wouldve probably super fucked me now that I think of it.
>>6634575
>knee socks
Master race thigh highs only please.
>>6634570
I stand by what I said before, you're an idiot. To me you already pass.
>>6634582
bring smiles to Tahiti
>>6634575
So true transvestite, so cool, make themstrips, fap and rub your juice on your face for anti-aging.
>>6634585
pakistan and ireland take turns being england's mexico desu
Why is the last thread deleted?!
>>6634580
You're that gayboy right?
>>6634587
thx i'm going to do this now
Is roller blading cool? I think I want to start roller blading
>>6634598
It's not really cool but it's fun
>>6634598
its trutransbian
>>6634598
yeah its fun!
almost as fun as ice skating.
I hiked Mt. Pilchuck for my 6th time today!
Hiking on estrogen is way harder than hiking with cock energy :/
>>6634589
actually it's turkey
>>6634595
If you're not an idiot, why are you so wrong about your worth?
>>6634591
yes I am that fagget. Have a gey boi photo
>>6634611
ha, exact opposite of what i have
>>6634611
i want 2 succ
>>6634595
Ok, do you wanna talk about it?
>>6634614
It's manageable, you're not a boy, and your girlfriend finds worth in you. There, that's plenty. Idiot.
>>6634613
referring too?
>>6634614
But I don't have any friends...
I just ran a bit a few days ago
I like to ride my bicycle :)
How are you tonight Red? Baroness is tomorrow right?
>>6634611
D'aw cute, you make me want to do bad things to Angel
>>6634573
Merica
>>6634578
>>6634585
Alright, Which is the Canada i.e the adjacent country superficially similar to England but with barely any culture, international presence and weirder accents? That would have to be Wales
Where is England's Mexico i.e the adjacent country that has historically been invaded and the source of many immigrants? That would have to be Ireland
Where is England's Texas i.e that place with loads of culture, military tradition, rural and extremely fatty food. I'd agree with Scotland except that it isn't conservative there.
>>6634598
I did this when I was 12 and have always wanted to start doing it again but have never gotten round to it. It's pretty fun.
>>6634621
i have a black skirt and pink and white socks
omg how sweet!!!
http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/kristen-stewart-speaks-out-about-girlfriend-alicia-cargile-for-the-first-time-i-m-just-really-in-a3305621.html
>>6634610
skating isn't hard at all, roller skates are especially easy. Inline skating and ice skating is a little more difficult, but all of them were super easy to me
i used to roller blade ALOT in the nineties desu
>>6634619
>"here's my gay boy picture"
>playboy bunny esque
okay i draw the line THERE red, you should take a break from posting for like five minutes and see if you can gather yourself a bit, idk dude
>>6634620
>tfw no gf
>>6634590
because you didn't have enough reasons to hate the mods.
>>6634624
lewd.
>>6633928
omg you're cute
>>6634000
i like how you avatar my fave video game and post aosora's art. Me and my gf use those pictures to fantasize about what we're gonna do with one another.
>>6634107
now I need to use that on your prostate!!! telegram me sometime....
>>6634392
Mado <3
>>6634614
you're not a fucking boy, I already listed all the reasons you're not, i love you, and i want you. Why else would i decide to spend the next YEAR of my life sleeping next to you??? I'm giving up everything I had going for me here to live with you because you said not even two weeks ago, I can't live without you Kaylee. So I'm leaving to live with you like RIGHT NOW.
I'm choosing you over my job I have here, free food and insurance, medical marijuana, and seeing people I like here like Kat and Rachel and Faye and most importantly Cordy. Don't say you're worthless.
>>6634631
>>6634615
I have a big dick. Think you can handle?
>>6634619
Oh its you. Hope you are getting better. Its always good to seek help when you are lost.
>>6634611
heres my gay boy picture!!
>>6634622
i;ll be your friend!!!
baroness is in september
>>6634620
shut up faggot
you're all faggots and y'all don't have vaginas
>>6634635
>I have a big dick. Think you can handle?
PICS
>>6634627
Can you pm me on discord, I wanna text u
>>6634625
well it's wales but they do have some culture there :P
scotland's like a mixture between england's texas and england's california
maybe yorkshire would be england's texas
they're socially conservative but vote for labour for some reason so idk
the north is a strange and mystical place
>>6634638
>you're all faggots
>>6634634
uhhhhh
Since when did /mtfg/ stop being about transition and start being only about ugly blokes with a fetish.
>>6634624
Cute can I cuddle you faggets after?
>>6634626
dawww cute and basic. I like to stay comfy and I shill for a sock company just laying off now since gave too many trannies socks.
hey, I had a confrontation at work yesterday, and I'm not sure what to do now.
This was with the shift manager, not anyone who has the power to fire me, but he's been around work longer than I have, so it's his word against mine. And nobody there knows I'm trans.
>tfw gay boi faggot
>>6634638
Would you really though? irl? Idk.. I'm not a good person that's why I'm all alone.
>>6634649
which sock company
>>6634649
Sure, I had just assumed you werent into girls!
>>6634646
~
So my father found my hrt
i think im fucked
>>6634640>>6634644
umm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what do u wanna text about?
lemme think about it for a sec, cause i dont give my number out too much lol
>>6634658
oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6634656
uhhhhhhhh
~
>>6634658
Oh god no, I'm so sorry smiles, please be safe and strong..
>>6634642
>they're socially conservative but vote for labour for some reason so idk
I know right? That's why I was on the fence about them. I think it's just because our resident right wing party is too English for their liking.
England's California is obvs London
>Mega liberal
>Hottest part of the country
>Entire entertainment industry is there
>Actually has it's own mini "silicon valley"
>Full of immigrants
>Region with the highest population
>>6634652
qtyou never said who did your makeup
>>6634645
I didn't mean you....
I just meant....
I don't know
I have lots of internalized transphobia
>>6634658
Oh boy, good luck with what happens from here
>>6634658
awh jesus fuck
how did this happen? where were you hiding it?
>>6634650
You have serious anger management issues and Wes is right for calling you a worthless bitch.
>>6634571
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. I love your faggy ways, I guess that's why you're always getting laid
https://youtu.be/sJ_0O4WQml0
>>6634611
Posting our gay boi photos huh? tempting.
>>6634632
Fuck nothing better. I've spent way to much time sober and fucked out of my mind playing those dumb little games. Madotsuki is my waifu4laifu. I've done that wittthhh a lottt of peopleelelelelele. Aosora is my favorite artist.
>tfw shes going to have a threesome and she didnt invite you
>>6634658
i'm sorry...
>>6634671
sorry, I should color-code the names. I was just censoring.
>>6634652
You look like you're wearing a flesh mask.
>>6634611
7/10
>>6634652
God this is so gross. I cant even jerk off to it. Seriously go find a drag queen board to post on.
>>6634658
At least he didn't find all your cam whoring pictures.
>>6634658
I REALLY advise you to call the police if anything happens
>>6634660
>>6634669
;(
>>6634663
i guess ill try
no promises though
>>6634670
im a fucking idiot i was hiding it behind my keyboard which wouldve been fine but I left it visible this morning and I guess he saw
my desk was ransacked and its all gone
>>6634639
I would post but lets just say some tops have almost bottomed for me.
>tfw pic related c;
>>6634638
reffer too
>>6634635
>>6634655
Sock Dreams
>>6634656
I love people. Lets just say the trust level with women is low is all. Dont mind being around them as friends.
>>6634685
has he said anything to you?
>>6634687
>Sock Dreams
ayy le fuckin mao
do you live in portland?
>>6634685
>leaving it in the packaging
Like if you didn't do this you could have plausibly claimed it was pain meds or something
>>6634680
Yet you don't have the same reaction to all the ugly gay boys in their fetish socks.
>>6634685
can u get them back? is it just you and him living in the house? does hit hit you? depending on the answers it'll. change what I say next
>>6634685
Smiles is about to be Frowns.
>>6634687
>I would post
DO IT
>Lets just say the trust level with women is low is all. Dont mind being around them as friends.
I see, I'm sorry to hear that
>>6634650
damn that sucks :C im sorry
>>6634664
hmm
what would lancashire be?
which american state is secretly the best but nobody ever notices it?
also which has the best accent in the country?
>>6634684
If only she could without going into a worse situation...
>>6634688
so far no but ive seen him and its not great
>>6634692
too bad im an idiot
>>6634694
i havent asked but likely wont
its me and two brothers with him
yes he hits me
>>6634695
smiles is about to be dead if this goes poorly
>>6634693
Who the fuck are you talking to
>>6634703
Sounds like it's time to put whatever Aussie 911 is on speed dial!
>>6634671
>>6634697
ok, edited and correctly censored
>>6634707
>>6634703
>poorly
Dibs on the body, I called it, me I did.
>>6634672
You are my favorite person right now.
>>6634678
Fucking shit I passed!
>>6634691
Hawaii, I just make sure people are happy and enjoy the company. I work in construction for the most part.
>>6634696
Ughh but then ill have to take a new pic :c Its okay it has not affected my lovr for people and I still love my sisters too even if other women were shit to me.
>>6634703
ask him about it when you can and go from there. if possible try to get a brother or two to help.
If he physically strikes you for wanting your medicine back and asking for it, call the police.
>>6634701
:/
Surely there is something that she could ring or someone she could go to for help?
>>6634703
Dont let him touch you.
>>6634703
elaborate???
what do you mean by its not great?
>>6634712
Ha! Mado:1 Everyotherfaggot:0
>>6634691
>do you live in portland?
come do drugs with me senpai
>>6634697
It sucks that anon went off the handle at a real person in real life who is also his boss? Don't coddle him, he fucked up and acted like an aggressive bitch. He's lucky if he doesn't get fired.
>>6634708
>>6634713
>>6634715
I can't
I cant because they sell me back to my moms if they suspect my father of anything
and im not going back there
im not
id sooner kill myself if it gets to that point
although i might just do that anyway at this rate :v
>>6634721
don't
fucking
talk
about
killing
yourself.
>>6634721
well at least ask about the hrt.
>>6634709
Seek help for your anger management and apologize to your boss fucking idiot.
>>6634699
>what would lancashire be?
Michigan?
>Used to be an industrial powerhouse
>All collapsed
>Blackpool is basically our Detroit, that once great but now run down poverty-ridden city that everyone is eager to forget
>>6634721
Well since you're already underage b& I guess find a friend to let you move in with them since you cant just leave
>>6634721
In that case, if you think Smiles is about to be Deads, you could try just fucking booking it.
>>6634680
>Seriously go find a drag queen board to post on.
But he did.
>>6634718
ayooo smoke fat with me as we listen to dank jams. Have you done acid before that shit is fun with a someone.
Mercury and I are best friends now. Goodnight mtfg
>>6634725
I'll take your word for it
I know nothing about america lol
>>6634721
I'm sorry smiles :(
You could kill or maim him and say it was self defense. Please do that before attempting suicide.
y/n?
>>6634733
Autists tend to stab people in the back eventually so be careful.
>>6634737
Get it t b h
>>6634719
Here usually they ask the child what would be best for them, surely it'd be similar in Aus?
God, this is so goddamn unfair, why the hell does someone as nice and kind as Smiles have to deal with this stuff?
>>6634737
eeeeeeeh maybe?
is there a better pic?
>>6634730
Nope the issue is yours. Don't expect to ever use that job as a reference either, ain't going to happen. You're the kind of angry twat that leaves a string of bad jobs and doesn't figure out the problem was you all along. This is the internet, it isn't real, none of the shit here matters. You fucked up in real life with real people. Good luck trying to fix that with your attitude dumbass.
>>6634722
kek
>>6634724
Terrible idea.
>>6634732
https://youtu.be/fgnUfdYCugU
Don't have much but i'm smoking what I can.
>have I done acid before
Oh you're adorable senpai. This month alone i've tripped five times. I'm pulling it back but I love acid I love candyflipping even more. Drugs are my love, they are my life.
>>6634737
fuck no.
Those glasses. That expression. He could be all right though. Have you done any hikes in WA?
i want to help smiles
>>6634740
thats how i feel right now.
it isnt the same.
>>6634748
me too ;~;
>>6634731
123
>>6634737
how much money does he have
>>6634738
im not autistic, but i am petty and vindictive, so close enough desu
>>6634721
I wish I could do something for you smiles
just
don't kill yourself
things are gonna get better
even if it's rough for a while they will
please
how do I send hrt to Australia
>>6634721
please don't kill yourself...
>>6634748
I do too
hope she's alright
>>6634721
can you just become an emancipated minor?
idk take advantage of social services desu
>>6634748
I think the majority of the poeple in this thread do, her situation sounds like it's about to get pretty bad.
>>6634755
>i am petty and vindictive
Who would have guessed?
seriously can I send smiles more hormones
>tfw can't hug smiles right now
>tfw can't hug mercury right now
>tfw can't hug red right now
;_;
>>6634744
>Terrible idea.
Maybe that's why most of you can't hold jobs. Just blame it on everyone else and ask /mtfg/ to tell you that you did good.
>>6634744
Need a baby sitter bf fagget kek My mom fucked up so I handle most things with rational thinking still. Except fucking shrooms cause I have issues I need to work out.
>tfw the apartment complex you're moving to in has free tanning beds and a fitness center
guess I better become a stacey...
>>6634721
how did you get mones in the first place
>>6634767
she said she has enough
she's got more coming in soon apparently
and, worst comes to worst, there several other people who are in a better position to send her hrt than you probably are :P
>>6634722
better than not talking about it
>>6634768
i'll hug you
and try to help you all....
>>6634769
Who wants to work with a complete piece of shit? Only a moron would. Also
>implying i've ever lost a job
>>6634772
You are all over the place tonight. What are you on?
>>6634769
so hateful
are you sure you don't need anger management classes?
>>6634773
The internet derrr
>>6634772
That's the spirit.
>>6634782
depression, prescription meds, massive dysphoria
>>6634768
? hug me for what?
>>6634766
i wasnt gonna say anything to you, but you know, the reason i dont like you is because you act like an entitled man, and thats probably the reason you aren't so well liked around here in general........not saying that 24 years of behaviour and attitude is gonna change over night, but maybe you should pay attention to that
>>6634772
omg what?
thats fucking awesome
>>6634772
noooooo
use the fitness center but tanning beds 1: will give you cancer and 2: you aren't the type for a tan you look wayyyyyy cuter with your current skin tone
>>6634779
<3
pretty much me right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFT35S7Jb4
>>6634781
Maybe, but you're still pretty much a kid Mado. It shouldnt be easy for anyone to lose a low pay job at a young age.
>>6634790
cause you seem sad :/
>>6634781
I'm actually filing a report explaining why I'm quitting.
My dad told me that "hostile work environment" is like code for "my boss is an asshole and I don't feel comfortable showing up"
besides, this guys' a dick, and he's only my boss like 2 days a week.
>>6634794
>>6634802
don't forget to get dic pics
>>6634790
It wasn't an accusation, it was a quote i.e you said it yourself. And FYI plenty people like me here, I have long chats with various trips on Skype. so take your projections elsewhere.
>>6634798
I didn't pull mace, I felt like I was probably gonna get assaulted, so I reached for it
like, what the fuck do you think "putting my hand on it" means?
when I put my hand on a dick, it doesn't mean I start jerking it off.
>>6634799
ya smiles said that.
10 minutes ago.
im scared but
ugh.
its whatever happens even if it is shitty.
even if i want to do something no matter how hard i try i wont be able to do jack shit since she lives literally in australia.
i live in america.
i cant do shit.
you live wherever you live i think its america
and not australia so you cant do shit
most fucking people cant do shit.
im gonna buy her a cute stuffed animal if shes okay and lets me do taht though.
>>6634803
Uh, Sorry my tripname doesn't reference that. Thx for the thought though.
>>6634807
You're such a fucking joke. Have you actually sent the story to your work yet? They will all be creeped the fuck out by you when they read it.
You rage at the dumbest shit it's unbelievable. I wouldn't want to work in a place with someone like you that could fly off the handle at any moment without warning.
>>6634813
I'm just wondering what to do over the next 3 days
>>6634796
lol
ty thats sweet tbbh
>>6634806
>doesn't understanding mocking sarcasm in response to an anon post
okay well if lots of people like you, quit crying over how i dont like you, lmao
>>6634808
i mean if you wanna do those things thats fine, but i think its cool the apartment complex has a tanning salon
>>6634770
kek that's rough. Tripping alone is nice if you just wanna focus on visuals and trip. I've made some pretty neat art just from tripping alone. My mom didn't do very great either but idk maybe its because both my parents are pretty much glow sticks but psychedelics hit me so hard and feel wonderful i've only had two bad trips. One on acid one one shrooms. I've only done shrooms twice and the second time I had the worst trip i've ever had.
>>6634794
Eh most jobs are simple and mundane but if the people you work for are total garbage it's pretty much a nightmare, i'd rather be unemployed but not having stability doesn't seem to worry me like it should.
>>6634798
You seem like an asshole.
>>6634800
Yeahhh fuck that. go to a temp or something.
>>6634819
>"I-I was only pretending to be a douchebag!"
>>6634822
Lol k dude.
>>6634822
cool shit man glad your happy with something.
>>6634817
chill out you cuck
you wouldn't know what shitty treatment was if your boss hit you in the face
how do I stop bad things happening to my friends
>>6634822
I actually said I would quit august 1st like a month ago, so it works out that this shit happened.
>>6634827
Lol thanks bro
>>6634830
Keeps my mind off Noun so eh.
>>6634833
Maybe not but who gives a fuck some bosses deserve it and I wouldn't take it. He can suck a fuck. Plenty of jobs out there not run by cucks
no fighting
>>6634833
This is nothing to do with you and I'm merely replying to her calling me a man. Surely she can stick up for herself?
>>6634838
me 2
>>6634838
*fights*
>>6634834
id like to know the same.
>>6634819
hey ummm
do you have skype
it would be cool to chat with you
>>6634829
Nope I'm not, there is something called not being an asshole at your work place. If you read the story you would know that anon was literally seething with rage at being told not to slack off. Like holy fucking shit grow up and do your job
>>6634831
You're a shitty employee and a bad person, that's all there is to it. Just because you come here seeking sympathy, not everyone is going to coddle aggressive ranging autismos like you. You fucked up now quit being a bitch about it.
>>6634838
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
>>6634836
i love all the pics you post
I want all to be abused like that
>>6634839
i didn't say you were a man, i said you act like one, and if you ever want to be a woman, you should probably fix that desu
now whether you look like one (bc we know u sound like one) thats a different story.
that being said, you have a hard time understanding things, so let me explain;
anon called me an autist, so i made a mocking self-deprecating reply, which you took seriously.
because you did that, i replied to you seriously and tried to give you more insight into the reason i am ambivalent about you.
yes; your behavior is typical of an entitled male, there isn't anything wrong with that persay, aside from it being incredibly obnoxious and annoying. if you become more self aware, maybe you will change, idk, and idrc desu
>>6634847
sailoressmercury
is my skype
>>6634838
Wyclef?????????????
>>6634835
Liiiife ehhh.
>>6634838
f u
>>6634848
If you read the story you'd know they only sat down for two seconds. I get some people just got sticks up their asses like yourself but that doesn't make him any less of a piece of shit.
>>6634851
Same same, but I only want Noun to do it desu desu desu
>>6634852
I have no interest in climbing the ladder.
>>6634855
Seething with rage for being told not to slack off. Yeah that sounds like more than a stick up your ass.
i just ate a disgusting brownie and i feelfat and gross
>>6634855
Hey its your life lol. Enjoy minimum wage jobs and bumming off of people for the rest of your life.
>>6634852
Uh huh that's great she doesn't want to reply, I'm not here to argue. But where exactly does you mindlessly whiteknighting come into the equation?
>>6634853
I don't care. You have two choices, you can a) drop this and we can be civil to each other in these generals forever more even though we'll never be friends. Or b) continue to bitch out, make snide replies, passive-aggressive filtering and setting your minions (tikal) on me. Which is it to be Mercury?
>>6634855
yeppp
most of the people there are nice, it's just this one guy really hates me.
>>6634859
You're cute
Getting ready to attack your boss because you don't like them, yep that's normal, only on /mtfg/
>>6634859
eat more
its ok
>>6634859
everyone deserves a little treat now and then
i just ate three donuts and am currently chugging a gallon of mountain dew
wew lad
is there anything I can do to help smiles
>>6634857
They didn't even do shit the first time. Are you an idiot or a troll? Cause come on read the story. The boss acted like a child first even. They got mad that was it the first time, everyone has emotions but they did their job and still the boss acted like a complete faggot. Kill yourself please.
>>6634860
Thank you! It's pretty fun.
>>6634862
Put baloney on his car.
>>6634865
>being this stupid and butt blasted
>>>/pol/pleasego
>>6634871
>bumming off of people until everyone hates you is fun
Wow, you sound like you're a pain to be around. Are you a transgirl by chance or are you just posting here?
>>6634871
did I mention that this guy's only a decent human being to me when his boss is around?
he's been giving me shit for months now.