I'm an unattractive straight NEET virgin dude. Not a complete

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I'm an unattractive straight NEET virgin dude. Not a complete fucking loser, but almost. Understandably, I haven't got any attention from any women and I have had enough of it so I figured that I should convert to homosexuality. Gay men, after all, have lower standards than most women.

As a teenager I was unhappy with my heterosexuality. I had nothing in common with girls and I was too shy to interact to them anyway. I was much more comfortable in the company of other boys as there were no romantic or sexual feelings between us.

As an adult... I have begun my transition from straight to gay after going to several gay bars and dancing with effeminate men. Tonight I will close my eyes and pretend that the twink I'm meeting is actually Scarlett Johansson and that his boypussy is ScarJo pussy. It will take some time for me to adjust to this magical thinking, but I'm sure I will finally be happy.

Wish me luck.