/mtfg/

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Your future vagina

meme

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first

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10804180
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804180
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804180
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10804180

>>6598293
good meme

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>>6598289
>tfw ur a girl
:)

>>6598294
Ya blew it.

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I went shopping (:

>>6598294
post bork bork.jpg

>>6598304
What'd you buy?

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I'm an in the closet trans, and today I just found out over dinner that my sister is TERF.

What do? I guess I'll just have to hope for the best

>>6598299
>tfw ur not a gurl
;_;

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>>6598304
rofl. mail me one

>>6598299
it's : )

What's (You)r dream job? Not the job you're in or the job you're getting or even the job you want to get in the future. Your DREAM job. Any service or business that could feasibly make a profit, including living expenses, is accepted.

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>>6598301
I'll blow you!

>>6598305
Oke

>>6598292
My current vulva looks a lot better than that...

>>6598314
Batwoman.

>tfw beep beeps parents are gone for a week and you didn't know until it was too late

QQ

also no faye/edie drama allowed in my thread

>>6598320
No more pls.

>>6598316
thank u

>>6598314
Pensioner.

>>6598299
>tfw you're just a wannabe
>>6598304
Saved
I think there's a Giant Tiger in my neighborhood, too

>>6598314
Officer us army>>6598326
C

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>>6598310
don't ever tell her. I'm not ever allowed to see it be around my nephews bc I'm a tranny.

>>6598311
:(

>>6598314
head chef in my own restaurant

>>6598314
wellfare collector im pretty close to living the dream

>>6598320
Guess I'll be keeping my dick.

Also, why are most pictures of Neo-vags are on fat transwomen?

is chara dom or sub?

>>6598207
>No I will not unfliter her. The more time I spend here the less patience I have for character flaws of others.
OK geez, I get it. I would hope I could change your mind over time anon but I don't really want to post here again anyways. It's pretty shitty that I even put as much trust as I did in those people to get burned so quickly, and I probably ruined a lot of people's respect for me here with those dumb ass decisions, and it's embarrassing in hindsight but I got to live with it. I'm sure you understand how shitty I must feel after it all happened and why I made the decision to leave. I don't know how anyone can even stand this general anymore.

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>>6598314
Arms dealer.

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>>6598332
There's always more people to just build friendships with, everything doesn't have to be this big deal where everyone's mean desu
>>6598326
Don't lump me in with the hit squad, I'm the target for it >.>

>>6598343
wut

>>6598342
I'd be surprised if she wasn't a dom, but trannies are almost always subs. It's a toss-up, really.

>>6598342
Hard dom.
She only gets off if she's literally raping someone.

>>6598308
Food for camping, like a pound of fresh beef jerky. Gonna be dope.

>>6598331
Ive never shopped there before they're so fucking cheap omg

>Post in assume thread on soc
>everyone thinks im a girl
>try to post in the tall girl thread
>someone inmediately calls me a guy and tells me to get out

:) but also :(

>>6598343
Give me your skype or some throwaway mail you Placebo loving spaz.

>I don't know how anyone can even stand this general anymore.
Me coming here is just one of my character flaws.

>>6598357
isn't it like a dollar store

>>6598342
i think she is dom based on personality

>>6598348
Ok angie we get it you can't afford srs now go away please

>>6598299
Korra you are not a blonde white woman. Please stop.

>>6598365
Nah, they have a bunch of stuff, some groceries, none of it's really a dollar. There was also cheap as fuck Xbox 360 games on clearance.

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>>6598348
That actually reminds me of Headcrabs from HL2.

>>6598314
Probably a musician/painter/model... I wish I had that Bjork/Kate bush vibe..

>>6598371
that's a Japanese boy. . . and im a boy so. . .

>>6598304
Lol
>>6598325
What??? Why..There's still time..

>>6598382
>im a boy
you heard it here, Korra is a fucking man. its cute when red says shes a boy, but you're fucking hulk with those muscles and short hair

>>6598364
Don't talk to a friend of mine like that.
>>6598357
>beef jerky
That stuff is gross >,<
>>6598343
>I don't know how anyone can even stand this general anymore.

I like a lot of people here

That said, there are some rather mean people and so its pretty easy for people to get hurt here desu.

>I probably ruined a lot of people's respect for me here with those dumb ass decisions

I have a lot of respect for you <3

>>6598380
same tbbqh fampai

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>>6598391
tru tru im the manliest man that ever did man here

>>6598289

Is that Leaping Lizzy? From FFXI

>>6598399

Are you full black?

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>>6598394
This isn't like supermarket beef jerky. This is actual proper jerky, made fresh daily. You have no idea how delicious it is.

>>6598399
yikes. someone post the weightlifting pics of korra

>>6598399
>cheat angle
>still doesn't pass

>>6598404
oh, IDK then. Only beef jerky I had was in Tesco's and it put me off >.<

That looks kinda tasty tho :3

>>6598399
Meh you look better than some cis negresses to me. All black chicks look like dudes to some degree.

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>>6598403
only half

>>6598400
no its a guar from morrowind

>>6598403
>Full black
Goddamnit, what type of question is that?

So what did Edie do to Red?:/

>>6598408
I say she passes as a nigress.

>>6598421
made fun of her and laughed at her behind her back, bullied her. stuff everyone does to red

http://www.strawpoll.me/10804442
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804442
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804442
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804442

IMPORTANT

>>6598427
I don't.

>>6598428
This is what, the 4th person she's done this to in the last year?

>>6598399
>filtered
>photoshopped
>wig sewn to head
>cheat angle

Does no one remember the shots from a week before the weave? She looked like terry Cruze in a dress

>>6598429
WHAT THE FUCK
I AM SO THE EVIL ONE

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>>6598429
(^:

>>6598412

Oh what are you mixed with?

>>6598418

I don't know, I'm half black and strangers and randoms always came up to me and asked my ethnicity, maybe that doesn't happen to everyone who looks like a single ethnicity or whatever you'd call it.

>>6598427
Negress.
Female negro.
No i.

>>6598438
YOU'RE NOT EVEN EVIL

>>6598445
k

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>>6598440
native american and a bit of white

Damn Edie just sent me this
https://sendvid.com/jlzhzo3s

>>6598440
>Oh what are you mixed with?
A potato?

>>6598446
That's not what the poll says~

>>6598428
>>6598434
This seems less like a red thing and more like an Edie thing.

>>6598449
Wait so are you a mulatto or a quadroon?

>>6598409
It's really salty, spicy and pretty tender. Moisture content is also a lot higher than supermarket jerky. If there's one thing this province can do, it's good tasting stuff with beef

>>6598440
That's a loaded racist question tho. I don't like it personally.

>>6598451

Wow what a terrible blowjob what the fuck.

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>>6598451
Red is cute!

>>6598451
>https://sendvid.com/jlzhzo3s
Is that red? Wow that's fucked up :/

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I got lots of cool stuff today

HOW IS MOUTH MORE EVIL THAN ME?

>>6598314
Spider-man
>>6598380
Not that I know you really but I mean I could totally picture u doing that; you should go for it if it's what you want

>>6598451
>https://sendvid.com/jlzhzo3s
omg such a hon lolllllll

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>>6598446

>>6598458
Well, wherever that place is its now on my list of places I wanna go. I want that beef jerky :3

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>>6598457
not quite a mulatto but close to it

>>6598451
Edie sent me that too, not sure why.... Are her and red fighting?

>>6598459
I just don't answer it; its a rediculous question and insulting

>>6598475
As long as you are more pure than a mulatto you're a quadroon unless you're an octoroon. More pure than that and you're no longer black at all.

>>6598465
That's fucked.

>>6598459

How is it a racist question?

>>6598467
Check this out!
http://lifehacker.com/the-pokemon-go-trainers-advanced-tactics-handbook-1784003725

What level are you?

>>6598480
i have no idea what any if these words mean. is this some /pol/ meme?

Reeed my beautiful tree where are you?

I wish to console you if you are feeling down into the dumps.

>>6598482
Edies posting it on /soc/ too.

>>6598451
What the fuck why

Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.

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Two new experiences today:

-Squeezing my butt and thighs into my jeans

-Hitting a doorway with my boobs when trying to squeeze through.

my body is changing so fast. HRT is crazy.

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>>6598451

>>6598487
Mulatto is half black.
Quadroon is less than half but more than a quarter black.
Octoroon is less than a quarter but more than an eighth black.
It's a /his/ meme, which I guess just means a set of words used before the contemporary period.

>>6598489
Jokes on her. /soc/ loves nonpassing trannies

>>6598484
It's like checking your racial purity...you don't see it?

>>6598479
I had the immigrant shit version:
Where are you really from?

mashed potato and banana for dinner 2nite

>Watching Maria-sama ga Miteru
>All of this "LESBIAN UNTIL GRADUATION" nonsense going on

lol why the fuck does Japan have such a strong undercurrent of homoskepticism in its culture

"nah, you're not ACTUALLY gay, it's just a phase you're going through in high school. once you get out into the real world you'll find a husband and have kids, like a proper Japanese woman"

like lol holy fuck

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>>6598492

>>6598498
hyperkalemia memes. make sure to wash it down with some milk

>>6598500
>tfw fire/flying totally not a dragon kin has bigger bewbs than you

>>6598497

...No? Because usually the question is followed up with something like:

>oh I've never really seen someone who looks like you with your features before

or something like that. I think you might be overthinking it...

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>>6598451
>>6598466
>>6598472
>>6598478
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>>6598490

Just further proof that literally the trip fags like this here are nuts. Edie is probably the worst though. Soulless creature.

>>6598499
Different culture, different values. At least they don't have the college phase.

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>>6598494
my dad is half black half white (French I think he was the product of a one night stand) my mom is 3/4s native American and a quarter black.

idk where that puts me desu. I don't really care about race much at all

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>>6598429
SHENANIGANS

>tfw Edie, Mercury, and Korra are the gamergate of mtfg

#reddidnothingwrong

>>6598497
Kek
I've only been asked that one time but I think the lady was autistic or something so I let it go

>>6598451
Trip on Edie.

>>6598509
You're precisely 62.5% black, making you black. That means you pass now, congratulations.

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hey are y'all like....okay?

>>6598499
japan is socially conservative and stuck in the past on a lot of things

>>6598508

That's such a fucking cop-out, though. German cultural values in the 1930s and 1940s were "Hate and gas Jews" but that doesn't mean we just sat by and were like "Different culture, different values."

Deliberately suppressing the emotions and love of somebody by calling it "just a phase", imagining that girls who love other girls will eventually just "grow out of it", is so fucking sickening, I can't stand it.

I'm a total weeb but there are just so many parts about Japanese culture that I find absolutely disgusting, and this "IT'S JUST A PHASE!" mindset is one of them.

>>6598507
Only you believe this tomfoolery. You're posting and replying to your craziness.

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>>6598522

>>6598522
I want to talk to Red. ;-;
I hate that she is sad right now.
I'm not mad at Edie or Faye or anyone I just want Red.

>>6598511
What?
Why is Korra included?
>>6598507
>>6598495
>>6598490
>>6598489
>>6598482
>>6598478
>>6598472
>>6598466
>>6598455
>>6598451
I hate to even play into this but for anyone who is not perceptive, this is a very very big fat lie

>>6598500
Tfw he has bigger boobs than me.

>>6598522
I don't think a depressive wreck like yourself should be asking something like that using that tone.

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>>6598522
No
Lol

Aaaand here comes the whiteknight posts from the trips that are blinded by edie's manipulation

>>6598525
Who gives a shit what you find disgusting.

>>6598532
I'm perceptive enough to know that Edie probably would've just posted it on Facebook or something. Nbd, right?

Jesus why the fuck do you people care about trips and other faggots?

>>6598529
oh good.

>>6598530
who is that

>>6598535
whoa there bucko you don't even know me, you feelin okay?

>>6598538
i feel u

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>>6598548
I dunno lol

>>6598548
Because they literally ruin lives.

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>>6598549

>>6598548
D R A M A
R
A
M
A

>>6598548
I have a very pathetic and empty life so talking to trips or watching people fight on here is like 90% of my social interaction

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>>6598549
Look at this taco dude
I want it

>>6598555
Eugh less dog more of the kitty!

>>6598549
Red is nice girl from Texas who is being bullied.

>>6598532
>Mercury hypemaning

Right on que

You guys are fucking sick

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>>6598563
You're not my mom!

>The toxic levels for lithium are close to the therapeutic levels
this is fine
I am okay with this
things are going to be okay

>>6598566

Out of all the faggots on mtfg, I think I've only seen or or maybe two who aren't a total degenerate piece of shit. I mean I know I'm on /lgbt/ so I expected some retards but jesus, this is worse than /r9k/ whining over their female trips.

>>6598568
Hmnnnng

>When a so-called "yuri" series doesn't even have one kiss between girls
>Alternatively, when a so-called "yuri" series is NOTHING but girls making out all the time

why can't i just have a nice middle ground, like fuck me rancid

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>>6598576
>Hmnnnng
????????????

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Y'all can be such mean outright JERKS sometime!
I take a nap for a hour and wow here comes the bullying!
AT LEAST DO IT WHEN IM HERE, AT LEAST BULLY ME DIRECTLY
jeeze
y'all really hurt me sometime.
It's not fair. I just wanna live a happy life with the ones I love. I've given up fucking for money, I've given up hooking up, I've had my mistakes but Y'ALL JUST WON'T LET GO!
I try to show and spread my love to most people here, I meet y'all IRL, I try to share my feelings, but some of y'all only desire me to hurt hurt hurt
well, I'm used to hurting, it's okay
idk.
>>6598488
hey, your words are really beautiful and uplifting. I'm glad you like me.

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>>6598555
nice dog

>>6598561
oh man that looks good

i'mma let you in on a sekret
food has become more of a chore lately and i find myself not enjoying any of it. i dont like ittttttt

>>6598566
oh okay.

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hi /mtfg/ for some reason I decided to go on here today
how have you all been?

>>6598582
SO CUTE OMG CATS ARE BEST

>>6598583
I love you Red, please don't be down.

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>>6598573
B..but I'm a rich war veteran and a virgin who just wants to make America America again

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/mtfg/ theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs-Vt6DLRR4

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>>6598588
:3

>>6598590
I like gods better tbdesu

>>6598584

ahahaha i remember that episode

the three of them and their camera crews almost got shot up by a bunch of rednecks

it was pretty fucking fantastic

>>6598583
Spread your STDs you mean. Anyone that has sex with you is a fucking moron or they already have diseases of their own. I wouldn't even kiss someone as disgusting as you.

>>6598596
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6598588
Hi Plat

nice dubs

>>6598558
Anon what do u think about me, as an avid viewer of mtfg

>>6598600
Trip on Edie!

>>6598583
Yeah this is definitely not real drama lmao

>>6598598
yeah it's a good'n

i've been going thru and watching all the specials lately. they're assholes and so entertaining and i love them. i dont even give a shoot about cars

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>>6598596
:3

>>6598600
Fucking Jesus, enough with this crap. Just leave her alone.

>>6598583
I'm sorry, today was such a good happy day, and now it's not, you're really awesome taking all that time actually meeting everyone and being so nice to them, and I hope I can earn your love and trust ;_;

Damn bullies

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>>6598588
wow, I havent seen you in ages fempai

>>6598573
>degenerate piece of shit.
what does one need to qualify as this?

>>6598583
Yay, my Redwood stands proud!

Please don't kill yourself, ok? I want to visit you someday.

>>6598584
Food is fuel
This is the best way to see things
Food is a distraction to keep my mind off other things desu

I think imma walk to chipotle rn and try to play Pokemon go though maybe
Idk
I'm scared
But imma do it

>>6598613
Hi mummy :3
How are you feeling? <3

>>6598600
Trip on merc

>>6598583
I still like you and think you're a good person, fwiw.
Don't let the mtfg bullies get you down.

>>6598604
Not that anon but I think you are swole, I mean swell.

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>'there she- he is!' - me mom just now when i was coming out of my room to throw some trash away
thanks. ;_;
cannot buy a sexdoll to just know and /see/ someone in my room all the time and hold while i sleep because me mom will say 'well. i am here' when i tell her i have not had any irl friends or female contact besides you and my bro's gf since 2012.'
to shorten a long rant;
>my mom isolated me and now it is hard to even have online friends because of my mommy issues.
>me mom is a sjw and will not accept that i am a female-in-male-body
>cannot just /waste/ my 500usd i get from ssi [monthly] and 3k saved up because am cucked by waiting for someone to move out of their place so i can movie into a place

>>6598614
You can water her

>>6598604
I think you're cool and good at makeup

>>6598621
I like red we like just had s conversation this morning and we're friends; fuck off

>>6598626
what the fuck are you saying

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>>6598583
I know I am new and we barely met but I can already tell that you have a kind heart and that you are a good person, looking forward to chatting more! :3

>>6598616
i love food so much how could this happen ;-;

do it tho
chipotle is pretty alright
not spicy enough tho

>>6598627
Is that a sex thing? I'm not big into the fetische scene. I just want to hug her and pet her hair.

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>>6598613

Phien-sempai!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

Let us discuss the glory and pride of the Deutschreich again today!

Has there even been a greater nation in the history of all mankind?

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>>6598628
Great!! :3
>>6598625
I feel like u may be making a joke at my expense

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>>6598636
I don't think we've met

Hi, I'm Carol :3

>>6598642
I feel you might be right.

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>>6598613
hey, phienchen, hows it going?
I stopped coming on here because of all the pointless drama mostly
>>6598583
I like you Red, you're great
Don't pay those bullies any mind

soup ?

>>6598651
Yes please

>>6598630
Why does the mafia claim to be friends with everyone they attack, it's super creepy

Do you have actual friends or do you think everyone whose nice to you is your friend

>>6598647
>I stopped coming on here because of all the pointless drama mostly
Good news, it's fucktoupled in size just recently.

>>6598646
That isn't very nice anon

>>6598640
Well
In this analogy it would be nourishing her, headpats are a good choice

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>>6598659
oh boy
whats happened now?
more edie and faye shit?

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>>6598645
No we have not, I am Ash, nice to meetcha Carol!:D

>>6598667
Among other stuff.

>>6598667
Edie is bullying the shit out of Red. Also other people are doing things but I don't care because Edie is being mean to my Red.

>>6598674
Red did nothing wrong!

>>6598669
Yay, new friend <3

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>>6598620
could be better, but its not too bad :3

>>6598641
I love that song so much :3

my family used to own some land in east prussia, as did my bfs family. Ive always been wondering if we have claims

>>6598647
I am okay, slightly better than a month ago. term just ended as well. I am not sure yet if I have freetime though, kinda depends if the prof is going to pit up with my shenanigans. I skipped like 70% in one class, technically theres no attendance requirement, but he might still fail me, then Id have to retake some stuff next term.

>>6598684
Phien you're the closest thing to a history wizard I know.
What do you think of the Rhodesia/Zimbabwe conflict?

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I'm going to run in a bit, do y'all know any nice future funk/weeb shit to listen to.

>>6598600
YEAH OKAY I HAVE HERPES
but it's completely manageable. antivirals and protection. Just leave me alone please.
>>6598607
i don't know why this is happening
>>6598612
you have my love
you're one of the reasons I'm definitely visiting Bay Area again
I just hope cordy will still like me...
>>6598614
please lets talk on skype or something you mke me so happy
derp223 or we can use telegram
>>6598624
sometimes I just get so frustrated and angry at stupid words
i'm impressionable
>>6598630
<3 you're my friend
>>6598636
im sorry i don't talk much on SC, id on't really use it. I think you're very nice

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>>6598661
Apologies. I just got swept up in all the drama.

>>6598684
>could be better, but its not too bad :3
Good, very very good <3
>Ive always been wondering if we have claims

I doubt the Poles would honor it sadly, though it may be a good idea to look into it anyway

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>asking for ok to go outside
>smuggling cigs out by doing pic related
feels funny yo
>>6598655
ayyy
nah srsly wasup ?

red is nice
I video called her while stoned and naked and she didn't even call me a crazy slut

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>>6598684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc

>tfw no Grossdeutschland united under the Hohenzollerns

for what pvrpose

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>>6598674
wow what a bitch, bullying poor Red
why is she doing that?
>>6598684
I've always thought attendance requirements in college is pretty stupid anyway
Let the students fail on their own for not attending class and not learning the material
plus some teachers are just really terrible and its easier just reading the textbook

So let me get this straight:

One ugly unpassable tranny who needs 50 pounds of make up to look passable is trying to start with with another tranny who apparently is a hooker, am I getting this right?

>>6598709
46.2 pounds and former hooker. The former wants the latter to kill herself because the former is for all intents and purposes an agent of Satan.

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>>6598697

>When the Bolsheviks hand over land that has been German for centuries over to their dirty Slavic cousins
>When it's the year 2016 and the Bolsheviks STILL own Konigsberg

KIND OF FUCKING DISGUSTING, YEAH

>>6598709
>>6598718
Er, former person, not former hooker. Dollface is trying to bully ex prostitute into suicide.

>>6598722
I miss Prussia ;__;

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>>6598701
>not being a crazy slut

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>>6598692
It's okay love, I know you are having some trouble right now, but I am always here to lend an ear.
>>6598679
This place needs more friend vibes!

>>6598692
I don't use Skype or Telegram. Nobody likes me. :x
Should I get one of them or...?

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>>6598729

Prussia was the greatest nation this planet has ever seen.

It was too good, pure, and strong for a world full of degeneracy and weakness.

>>6598692
I'm never going to stop you diseased whore. People like you that purposly pass around herpes and HIV are absolutely despicable and everyone needs to know to avoid you. The only thing you deserve is a bullet to the back of the head. Don't think because you have people here defending your dirty crazy ass that you're worth anything. Even a prostitute has more value than you. Kill yourself. You will never pass or go stealth, slut.

>>6598731
uhhh
I was kind of implying that's exactly what I am

>>6598746
I was implying I got your implication and implying that I was one as well

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>>6598740
And now all thats left is Slavs and a weak German state...

>>6598752
But you're pure!!!

>>6598731
mommy

>>6598722
Maybe you should try to take them back from the Slavs.

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i'm going to run
running makes me stronger
>>6598725
i'm not going to die that easily. I'll hold on
>>6598737
idk i just wanna keep in contact with you, shade you with my branches, let you rest your head upon my bark

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>>6598691
I dont really know much about anything outside of EU/US/SU post WW2. africa has never really interested me, sorry anon ;~;

>>6598697
>I doubt the Poles would honor it sadly
would probably need a few tank divisions to press the claims :^)

>>6598706
>that map
literally what I dream about at night

>tfw no Grossdeutschland united under the Hohenzollerns
at this point, Id probably even accept habsburgs if I didnt have a choice.
I just want a united Germany ;~~;

>>6598707
yeah, I mean, the guy is a good teacher, and his sessions are itneresting, but I was too sad/anxious most of this term.

>>6598763
ilu red

>>6598752
I umm
okay

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>>6598767
Phie <3 I love (You)

>>6598767
Annex everything up until the Urals :3

tfw trip crush on your trip gf

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>>6598754

>mfw the once proud German people are accepting mudslimes en masse onto their territory, diluting their strong, pure German culture with weak and degenerate outside ideologies

It's not even about race, like Hitler would imply. It's mostly about culture and society. Germanic culture is simply superior, and Mudslime culture is simply inferior.

I blame Merkel.

>>6598767

LET US SING DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES UNTIL OUR VOICES REACH THE HEAVENS AND WAGNER HIMSELF DESCENDS WITH A HOST OF PROUD, STRONG, GERMANIC KNIGHTS TO RECLAIME DAS VATERLAND!

>tfw u don't care at all about Europe or Muslims

>>6598758
I don't want to be pure, I want someone special to throw me against a wall and pull my hair while ramming their knee into my crotch before biting me on the neck

>>6598759
^_^

>>6598742

Do you have any other pics/vids?

>>6598767
>Habsburg
jessas maria
bitte ned
>>6598782
>tfw I don't have any history thus I don't care
fify

Important question!
Eagle or cross?

>>6598763
Once I'm less ugly I'll get a trip here. Might take a while since I'm not even on HRT yet because my therapist isn't thoroughly convinced I want to be a girl for the right reasons. I'd just get Skype but it's so botnet.
Enjoy your run.

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>>6598763
I found this pic of us

>>6598796
>caring about dead people

>>6598781
I blame the former allies.

Germanic culture is best culture TBQH

tho that might be because its almost 3 am and i can't think right

oh well

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>>6598773
hya bby :3 <3

>>6598776
I dont really want that many slavs in my country tho

>>6598781
one day ;~;


>>6598796
>jessas maria
>bitte ned
better than no united germany ;~;

>>6598796
>jessas maria
>bitte ned
what the fuck is this shit lmao

>>6598814
>I dont really want that many slavs in my country tho
Who said they would be?

>>6598814
Move them east :3

oh well
*hug and cuddles* <3

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>>6598805

Just look at the cultural accomplishments of the Germans, from the 18th century through to the mid 20th century.

How many great philosophers were German? How many great composers? How many great musicians, writers, artists?

I don't have the time to calculate it all out, but I'm sure that a plurality, or perhaps even a majority of great cultural persons in that time period were of German origin.

>>6598822
>>6598814

Annex everything up to the Urals, then enslave all of the Slavs to work on farms, in factories, and in mines. Work them to the bone until all of the Slavs die from exhaustion.

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>>6598803
>thinking it's about people
adorably stupid
^-^
>>6598814
no because then we can't unite it
and lezbi honest
Habsburg would ruin it thus ruining the idea of Anschluss for another few decades
>>6598818
wos redst ?

>>6598827
Good point
>tfw Britbong
;~;

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>my oneitis is going to be busy for most of the rest of summer before going to school in Connecticut
>the friend I came out to yesterday texts me just to ask how my day was
What the fuck am I doing

im a good girl

>>6598805
>germanic culture best culture
oktoberfest and carnival in cologne disagree heavily with you

>>6598841

>oneitis

Wow I haven't heard that since I was in like middle school what the fuck and that was over 10 years ago.

>>6598841
>tfw oneitis is your gf
this is literally the best feel

>>6598845
I just started hearing it recently and decided to try it out as a word
It's the same best friend I've been hitting on for years with nothing to show for it but an isolated instance of heavy foreplay

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So who's this other Ash I'm hearing of?

>>6598814
>I dont really want that many slavs in my country tho
you know I bet there's some kind of.... last answer to that?
a terminal resolution?
hmm it's on the tip of my tongue
an ultimate remedy

>>6598831
>wos redst ?
ahahahah it's like real german but retarded

>>6598292
reported for gore

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>>6598797
Someone answer!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10804847

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>>6598864
http://www.strawpoll.me/10804853
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>>6598864
DEUTSCHLAND
STORK

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>>6598822
>>6598824
>>6598827
>>6598856

alright, that could work

>>6598831
okay, I guess Ill take the fall just this once and crown myself Empress then :3

>>6598853
theres at least 2 more ash's

>>6598856
heast du wabbler des is detsch
woast ned wü ma redn tuan ?
seriously tho
almost noone speaks "normal" german 90% of the time
>>6598863
bastard and gladius type mainz best tbqh

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>>6598842
A very good girl <3
>>6598864
pic related

REAL POLL TIME
https://www.strawpoll.me/10804861

>>6598873
what about me tho D:

>>6598874
>almost noone speaks "normal" german 90% of the time
Oh man I'm glad I hate dialects
Who ever wanted to communicate with the masses anyway

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>>6598874
That doesn't answer my question!

>>6598873
And I've already been mistaken for other Ashleys... is Ash becoming the new tranny name?

>>6598873
Empress Sophie I of a United Germany... glorious desu (plus free citizenship :3)

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>>6598883
Kanzlermonarchie with chancellor appointed for life by empress?

>>6598889
no, thats Sophie ;_;

>>6598885
>tfw Hochdeutsch masterrace

>>6598885
>dialects
how is it that english can be pretty much standard everywhere, but a few antiquated memelanguages can have 9000 dialects?

>>6598897
c-could I be a princess? :3

>>6598900
English orthography got divorced from how things were actually pronounced centuries ago. As a result, we can all agree on how words are spelt as they are ultimately arbitrary.

>>6598888
what question tho
>>6598897
yes pls ^-^
>>6598885
agreed I just enjoy throwing dialect out there to confuse people
>>6598900
>about
>aboot
>bout
>aboot ya cunt
such unity wow

>>6598889
i knew a trans Ashley but she was really creepy so I blocked her on everything

>>6598874
>heast du wabbler
do you even need to ask?

>woast ned wü ma redn tuan ?
I'm trying so hard to understand

>almost noone speaks "normal" german 90% of the time
I know but austrians / bavarians sound especially ridiculous lol

>>6598900
Because anyone speaking anything other than proper English is automatically assumed to be critically uneducated
Accents are allowed, however

>>6598897
>hochdeutsch
>not speaking based barossadeutsch
"Der rabbit ist über den fence gejumpt und hat die carrots abgenibbelt"

>>6598870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWKQSzBdE

>>6598905
Eagle or cross!
Adler oder Kreuz!

>>6598900
English is quite far from being uniform. Unless you're talking about globish, which is more a pidgin than a proper language.

>>6598897
>>6598901
Poor girls.

>>6598906
D-do I know you ;_;

>>6598895
Who is more cringe, you or the adults twice your age telling you that nazis are cool. You're both idiots.

>>6598914
ayy

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How do I make a damn trip

>>6598920
I'm an idiot but a happy idiot :3

>>6598924
You don't. Leave this accursed place, it's for your own good.

>>6598924
Name##Password

>>6598907
austrian ain't pne dialect lol
you got
steyr
Salzburg
vienna
upper austria
lower austria
Kärnten
Tyrol
worse is cologne tho
>>6598915
eagle obviously

>>6598924
put in the name field blahblah#asdf
the #asdf will turn into a trip

>>6598905
>>6598916
>slight variation in pronunciation
>still perfectly understandable to all but the worst english speaker

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>>6598902
youre my daughter, so yes. no claim to the throne, no political power though

>>6598905
perfect :3

>>6598924
name##password

>>6598930
>worse is cologne tho
really? I feel like thats nearly hochdeutsch, and more like an accent than a dialect.

>>6598936
Good, no power means no responsibility :3

Love you mummy <3

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>>6598930
Thanks!

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>>6598935
thats actually untrue. its really hard to understand people from manchester or from wales as someone whose mothertongue isnt english.

>>6598930
obvs, but all of them sound retarded :P
actually pretty much every dialect sounds terrible lol

>>6598914
>>6598870

ajj a shit
>>6598919
did you keep texting me about my boobs and repress really hard

>>6598935
>>slight variation in pronunciation
>>still perfectly understandable to all but the worst english speaker
Patently false. Some of the accents in Britain are just plain unintelligible.

>>6598935
>"lalalalala"
>>6598936
idk cologne always sounds impossible to understand to me
Berlin has at least some sort of pattern to it
>>6598949
swizerdütsch sounds adorable tbqh

>>6598930
also nothing is as bad as swiss """""""""""""""""german"""""""""""""""""""""

>>6598951
Oh no I'm not that much of an ass.

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>tfw packing for camping but can't find your knife because you forgot where you put it when you last cut yourself

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>>6598956
I think I can understand both mostly at least. but cologne is super close so I guess it makes sense.

Platt is really hard. dont get a WORD

>>6598962
how long ago was that?

>>6598948
>>6598952
I don't believe you guys.
Really?
Particularly in the UK?

I mean, maybe the whole chips/crisps divide catches some people out, but eh.