Gay General: Thiqq Boiz Edition

>>6561527
Fem > Masc

What is this generals obsession with thicc (two c's) men. Gotta go in between.

>>6561536
>>6561540

Wrong and doublewrong

>>6561539

More cs so you know he extra thiccccccccc

Also helps to differentiate from thick (dumb)

>>6561539

Oh wait you didn't mean spelling lmao

Because:

1. You feel more comfortable being rough with them cause you know you won't break them
2. It's just cuter when a big guy wants the D

>>6561539
It's a /v/ meme.

>>6561552
Yep, this confirms it. /v/irgin.

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Any /military/ here?

>>6561561

I don't even play videogames except pokemon...

>>6561567

>being a slave to israel

>>6561569
Look everyone! He posted it again!

>>6561570

Some people legit don't play too many video games.

>>6561570

>being a welfare queen

>>6561573
You wish you had free hosing and get paid to see the world.

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>>6561578

I get daily free hosings from daddy

>>6561578

Idk if raping japanese/german/iraqi children at gunpoint counts as "seeing the world"

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>>6561586
I've got you figured out.

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>tfw face is too masc to be a twink
Well fuck, i have to go to the gym now. I hope my bf still likes me masc :-/

What videogames do you play with your boyfriend, /gaygen/?

>>6561604
>implying anyone here has a boyfriend
Go back to your faggot containment board.

>>6561606
Civ5? Fuck yes. Mine's super casual so I generally conquer the world while he's working on a cultural. He's the top, but he's a gentle giant in vidya and irl until you get in bed

>tfw no strong man to poz my bp up
Why live?

>tfw i want to join the discord
>tfw shy about my voice

>>6561653

Why, do you sound like a fag?

>>6561665
very thick Scottish accent desu, can't hide it.

>>6561680

But that's cute

>>6561680
Vocarro please that sounds really cute

>>6561695
Not really, i can be understood when I'm just saying things cause I'm trying to be understandable. But when i get into what I'm talking about nobody can understand me and i get embarrassed desu.

>>6561714
>new stefan
But he wants to kill his mother lad. Though he is interesting as proof that all ancaps become nationalists.

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>>6561721

I thought it was another Stefan

>>6561738
I just guessed because its Rugby, he'd be into watching people rant for 40 minutes about things people already know.

>>6561713

Ok but that's cute

>>6561762
you are truly appalling

>>6561768
>those videos
Lad i bet you're the same sort of person who thinks mass-immigration is fine as long as its white.

>>6561776
What is wrong with those videos? Are they too """edgy""" for you? :^)

>>6561653
nobody cares about voices there
join or don't though, don't care either way

>>6561878
I haven't even watched those videos because I'm here to talk about sucking dick
I understand there's a place you can post them though, it's sort of like a container where like minded people can congregate, it's another board, though
so your containment board is
>>>/pol/

>>6561878
Bit cringey actually, i hate white nationalists because of their logic, its always yanks as well because you have no identity, you only see non-white and white. Me saying i don't want any mass-immigration, even white mass-immigration to you is bad because i also don't want a mass of white people destroying British culture. You can't comprehend europeans having different cultures, you think every white is okay because they're white, ignoring the fact most of the people who immigrate from eastern europe are the scum, the unwanted ones. But no I'll raise points on /pol/ about why all mass-immgration is bad because it destroys the culture and drives down the wages of the working class and you'll just go "BUT LE BASED WHITES, WOULD YOU RATHER PAJEET FUCKS YOUR WOMEN?" acting like i have to have one or the other, no i can have small numbers of immigration, I'd rather have 1 black person whos highly skilled than 200 benefit whales. Sorry for posting this on here but its probably the most annoying thing.

>>6561940
>i also don't want a mass of white people destroying British culture
Yeah, it's time we take Britain back from those fucking Normans!

>>6561964
Normans aren't a massive amount of British people lad, msot people in Britain are a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Celtic blood. Only the ruling elite were normans when they won.

>>6561618
>Global Rule #3
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases,
MODS. Senpai is a ban evading troll

>>6561980
Good point. Drive the Angles and the Saxons out! Britain for the Britons! Boudicca shall ride again!

>>6561714
kek
senpai is a miserable piece of shit and he's going to die alone

>>6561986
>uncalled for catchphrases
You bet your ten dollar titty plate, sister soldier! OhQWANCH!

>>6561940
What's wrong with """our logic"""?
I bet you're one of those people who refuse to accept IQ is genetic.

Heritability affects facial structure, your diseases, every possible thing but no, genes don't influence IQ... IQ has nothing to do with evolution...
But nah, don't worry about it. Cuz nah, it's not heritable... It's environment! :^)
If you grow up in a smart place, you grow up smart!!! If you grow up in a place there's no money, you grow up stupid!!! That's the way it works! Hurrrudduuhuuhuhuh!!1!

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>>6562026
Never even mentioned it lad, you raised it out of nowhere to dodge my points =')

>>6562035
So you DO accept that races can be genetically inferior?
What's wrong with my logic then

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what pets do you have /gg/?

>this qt animal

I don't know what it is but it's so qt.

wow that guy is really hot

>>6562052
Theres nothing wrong with the logic. But you only use that logic for non-whites, you white nationalists think every white person is the same. While what you're saying goes against it. I don't want any mass-immigration becasue it would destroy Britain's genetics and make it a melting pot like America. Eastern europeans have different genetics and features, southern europeans have different genetics, northern europeans have different genetics and so on.

>>6562059
I have a west highland terrier, happiest little dog in the world.

>>6562052
nein, he simply refused to acknowledge your irrelevance while exposing it

>>6562075
>>6562075
>autism the post
Guess what nobody is 100% anglo/italian/swedish whatever you fucking retard.

>>6562104
Lad stop dodging every point, when i say "northern european" i don't mean a single gene. I mean that region.

Whats it feel like to have a man spurt inside your asshole, and then have it leak out? I have such a fetish for this but zero experience.

>>6562197

Go to your local bathhouse and find out

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>tfw some anon says you have hobbit feet
D:


>>6562197
go to greyhound bus station and find out

>>6562214
>>6562217
>>6562221
But i dont wanna die of aids ;_;

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>>6562114
I think you might want to look more closely into the subraces of europe
for example, the Borreby subrace is found throughout Great Britain and I can 100% guarantee you that someone who looks like this is a benefit scrounging scumbag

>>6562227

AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore

You can live a long, heathy, medicated life with HIV

>>6562239
Medication only prolongs the horrible disease.

Anyone here ever used a hookup app to get head? How'd it go?

>>6562274
Hitler needs to kill himself,
With my dick.

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>>6562232
pic related

>>6562232
Lad this is what i meant when i said you use their logic. You think white mass-immigration is fine because "nobody is 100%, why does it matter?" i could use that logic to say "nobody is 100% of white, why does it matter, just mix with another race". Plus we've gone off on this path because you ignored >>6561940 by spewing out some shite about IQ.

>>6562327
Good, never liked him.

>>6562362
Must have been painful senpai, did you die??

>>6562367
Senpai is the other faggot.

>>6562232
Germanics truly are most repulsive subrace, second only to Canadians

>>6562779
Kek, sounds about right.

well im alone and its 11 o clock on a friday night, time to go on grindr and make some bad decisions

>test for chlamydia
>don't have sex for a month
>it turns out to be negative
>still slightly feel and recognize its symptoms because I already had it once
What do, is it safe for me to meet guys again?

Just did a thing and now there's a little bit of blood but quite a bit of pain.
What do? Normally everything goes smoothly.

>>6563701
Maybe you have a rare form of spiritual chlamydia. Have you tried an exorcism?

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>>6561527
>mfw my favorite porn site was taken down for good
Someone hold me, I feel broken.

>>6563761
I dunno, I feel like I might did the test too early for it to be positive (but that's not likely) or I did the self-test wrong somehow.

Either way I guess I can blame the doctors if I infect people.

>>6561527
Why am I only seeing a blank post?

ded gen ded sexuality

>>6561560
Tfw i kinda just want to cuddle with someone who is thicc and has body hair because it's like the opposite of me and it just sounds cute and nice

Dunno about sex though. Topping would be a little intimidating and bottoming even more so

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>>6562305
Did you actually read that post, you retard? Borreby is one of the WHITE subraces of Europe, just like the Baltids and Volgids are forms of Slavs that you don't like. Borreby is 100% white, it's just a shitty version of white. They're bad news to be around and England is CRAWLING with them. You're acting like all native British people are North Atlantid/Keltic Nordid/Tronder Anglo-Saxon when the UK has native Brunn and Borreby types who I guarantee you have lower IQs and higher rates of violence. Something needs to be done about them.

So who else is #Trump2016 here?

>>6561560

>tfw im not thicc yet

bulking is so SLOW, i cant wait this long

>>6563969

Keep politics in /pol/, little buddy

>>6563971
But politics is fun af

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Its time to get ~muddy~

>>6563972

so go to /pol/ and chat there

>>6563979
Why?

>>6564001

because pol is full of people who enjoy political discussions just like you, and because the global rules say to keep politics in pol.

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>bitch assistant manager orders men of our company around like subordinates and favors the female workers with kindness and nepotism
>feminist bitch assistant manager acts like a bitch to me
>I tell her off, I'm not taking shit from no bitch.
>day off next day
>bitch bitches to general manager (our big boss of the whole company) and my manager (our department boss)
>bitch tried to get me fired on my day off
>next work day
>manager comes over to me
>"let's talk about her and what happened"
>tell him my side of story
>"oh she didn't tell me that, anon. Well don't worry I think you're doing a great job here"
>wentbetterthanifeared.jpg
>"oh btw the general manager wants to talk to you"
>oh shit
>see general manager in the distance *waves me to come over*
>follow
>oh man I'm done for
>head to a secluded area
>we sit down
>"anon, I'm calling you up here because there's some things that are gonna happen soon"
>"anon, the head manager up front is leaving due to personal issues of going through a divorce and trying to get custody of his children"
>OH wow I did not see this coming
>"this leaves a void in our system we set up here"
>"I'm counting on you to help us through this pressuring time of management gap"
>"now, anon, I don't think you're ready to fill this void in our company, but I will ask more out of you in helping us move forward"
>OH DAMN!
>"is there any issues currently personnel or management wise that will hinder our efforts?"
>I explain that bitch assistant manager is making drama that doesn't need to exist, explain further the way she treats the staff.
>"I didn't know about this issue anon, thankyou for bringing it up to my attention." "so no other issues with management?"
>Not that I know of I love this job and I'm happy to come here every morning
>"glad to hear that and I'm relying on you to keep doing what you're doing and don't be afraid to be aggressive in your sales out there. You have a good day man."
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrWeliK4fk

>>6563973
That's pretty cool, also is that guy from here still staying with you?

>>6564022

its like your life is a 90s sitcom, lmao

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>>6564031
It almost seems that way. I over heard her tell a female coworker "I appreciate the work you have been doing, it's nice to have some estrogen in here for a change"

fucking feminists

>>6564022
>>6564037

I wouldnt call them "feminists", they just sound like regular fucking twats to me.

>>6561567

>you will never be able to fight for the american military

;_;

>>6564022

Did you get a raise? Does this mean SP can now be a housewife again?

>>6561567

haha obviously not

why would i want kill strangers for shit money?

>>6564046
No, you can call them what they are. That's classic third-wave feminism in a nutshell - organized misandry.

>>6564066

Then what word should we use for 1st and 2nd wave feminists today? If we call all 3 groups feminists then we conflate the majority of sensible, rightthinking feminists with the small kernel of nutcases that makes up the 3rd wave movement.

such a generalisation seems stupid to me

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>>6564046
Well, she's the only person who has a problem with me. I get along with all the other women at my work. It looks a whole lot like feminism to me. She even said "you don't listen to me because I'm a woman" She uses the gender card very frequently. The fact is I do listen to her, I just don't show her respect at all because she doesn't deserve it at all.

>>6564085

yeah she doesnt sound like a feminist, just like a misandrist hiding behind a "protected" label to shield her dumbass antics from criticism

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>>6564053
Haha, no. The general manager essentially is hinting to me that if I keep up the good work and help out more he will bump me up. He's one of these "let me see how you do and I will decide later" kinda guys. He warned me to stay away from the drama and the rumor gossip of the company because it will benefit me in the future. I think he wants to see how calm headed and managerial I can act/be and just watch what happens. Both my assistant manager and my department manager like to spread rumors and gossip. I don't. I think the GM want's a manager that doesn't do that shit and he's looking towards me.

>>6564080
>we conflate the majority of sensible, rightthinking feminists
These are either senile and thus no longer sensible, or they're dead.

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>>6564092
You might be right. I never thought of it that way.

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Do you prefer short hair, kinda shaggy hair, or full-on long hair?

>>6561527
he's so cute but I can tell from the picture he's like 5 foot.

>>6564130

dude look at the door behind him

hes clearly like 6 foot

>>6564119
depends on face

>>6564161

i have a crappy babyface that makes me look like im 14 years old

>tfw you're talking to a high school teacher that looks like Rugby

It's so odd

>>6564167
ppl call pretty much everything a babyface, this doesnt tell me anything about how wide/long it is or what your other features are

>>6564154
He definitely did roids then.

>>6564130
tiny yoked men are proof that god is a loving god

>tfw you really like him
>tfw he doesn't respond

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I didn't enjoy spanking as much as my bf did

>>6564259
>tfw you really like him
>he liked he
>but he moved halfway across the country for college
oh well

>>6564259
>tfw you like him
>tfw he said he never cared about you

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What's your go-to place to buy stockings and/or kneesocks?

>>6564297
Why are you asking that here?

>>6564344

its for (you)s

I've have multiple guys tell me they want to rub their cocks on my face, can someone explain? I mean I'm not complaining though

>>6563701
Anyone else? Should I not care and have sex freely?

>>6564360
then just post with a name

>>6564404
if you dont have chlamydia, but you have chlamydia symptoms, maybe something else is wrong brah

>>6564424
mycoplasma have similar symptoms but it turned out negative as well. I dno really, I'm thinking of just having sex then do another test after summer

>>6564028
I didn't realise anyone here knew, I guess he was posting haha. Naw, he has gone home now, it was great fun though, he was really cool. I had a bad flu most of the time though :(

>>6564447
sounds like you had your answer the whole time

>>6564502
Of course I was thinking of something, I just wanted to hear what others had to say about it and if it was a good choice or not.

>>6564511
its a bad choice

>>6564511

better safe than sorry dude, i would just wait a little while isntead of risking infecting someone else iwth an STD

if you really have to fuck this guy, you should at least tell him the situation so he can consent to the (admittedly small) risk you are putting him under

>>6564448

>guy comes from Ireland to see you
>fakes the flu the whole time he's there

Such a bitch move. Should of at least let him medicate you with his dick.

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anyone know any cute feel-good gay porn I can both fap and 'squee' to?

>>6564154
picture taken from a low angle.

>>6564515
>>6564520
so I should just become an asexual monk just because I have std symptoms but tested negative for them, aight

>>6564597

i didnt say dont ever have sex, i said just hold off for a short while until you can talk to a doctor

stop overreacting, queer

>>6564605
>until you can talk to a doctor
I did talk with them about it when I did the test, she said they didn't know what to do about it if it was negative

>>6564622

not the STD clinic volunteers, talk to your GP about your symptoms and ask him whether you can have sex safely or not

>tfw no massive ginger bf who ravages your bp, then falls asleep on his stomach on top of you so you can't escape

>If you squirm or struggle, he'll just wake up and start fucking you again

>>6564659
>no trackmarks

>>6564659

why dont you just beg him for attention on skype instead of doing it here and shitting up the thread for everyone else?

>>6564659

rather see your petite femmy scot cock

>>6564659
>bumfluff
>femmy
kek, £40 says you're from glasgow as well.

>>6564659
nigga u full of shit
t. an actual ex drug addict

fuck off, kid

>>6564659

>femmy
>has pedostache and back hair

okay dude

>>6561552
Word etymology:
t's a hiphop thing, many rappers are in gangs, and can change letters in sentences as a sign of gang affiliation.

crips change 'ck' to 'cc' because 'ck' is short for crip killer.

bloods change 'c' to 'b', YG has done this a fair bit in his latest album. he's got a track titled 'Bicken Back Being Bool' and he's a blood. Thicc just became especially common because muh fatass bitches. It's a maymay now.

>>6564659
>he's a subhuman among subhumans
lel

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I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID YES!!!!!

Where would you want a cute boy to take you, /fag/?

>>6564702

keep it simple

grab coffee in the park, and talk for an hour or two.

try and schedule some appointment so that you can say "oh man looks like i have to go now" after that time

>>6564702
delete this

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>>6564702
do something relevant to his interests. what does he like?

>>6564531
Nu-uh, it was awful man, I was so fucked. Couldn't even move man honestly.

I'm glad I had lemsip in the end, if not for that we'd never have left my house.

Last two days we went into London, it was great, went to art galleries and stuff.

>>6564659
Well I can't quite chat now, I'm at work, I find it all curious though.

When did you start, what got you into it, speedballing is probably the most intense drug use there is.

>>6564758
don't encourage his attention seeking posts

>>6564663
Or do this actually, in very rarely on though.

Colonthreetilde

Come on baby, triple post!

>>6564774
Yes, I did
and still you're full of shit, kid

>>6564774
>East-Coast
I bet you're in Edinburgh, thats were all the scum on the east-coast live, i hate going into the city.
also
>shave every morning
>bumfluff like that
No lad, you don't shave every morning.

>>6564567
I want this too

>>6564816
>>6564567

I dont know how tolerant you guys are of furry stuff, but "Little Buddy" is a 4part comic which is super adorable and kinda hot.

>http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/3347546/Furry-gay-comic-Little-Buddy-12-3-and-%C3%A9pilogue

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>tfw my hair is really shaggy now where it used to be shortish
>everyone tells me it looked cuter before
>but my partner likes playing with long hair, and I think my short hair looked weird

how do i decide whether to cut it or not?

>>6564702

Somewhere adventurous. Avoid coffee, restaurants, gay clubs/bars. Go for a hike in remote woods or a park, where there's a view of the city or something. Watch the sun go down together while talking and holding hands.

>>6564774
Is this guy like the new Freddie?
/why should I even spend my energy reading an edgy teen post fantasy stories about being a heroin addict?

>>6564673
>>6564790

You look like you do drugs still.
Are you high on embalming? formaldehyde? You look dead.

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ITS HAPPENING!!

>>6564869
until you try it and realise it's not quite as hot as it is in the videos.

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>>6564852
haha no I've been off drugs for over an entire year
thanks for your concern though ; ^ )

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wait no, it might not be happening

fuck

>>6564884
hahahha cuck

>>6564884
Are you the guy that studied at Svalbard?

>>6564876
>tfw you know Hitler wouldn't look cute in natural light.

>>6564884
the emoticon makes this ebtter

>>6564892

nope, i live in London

>>6564891

i wouldnt be the cuck in this situation

the guy hes dating is the cuck, im just a FWB

>>6564894
Most of my pictures are in natural lighting though
I think I look better in natural light

>>6564918
Users are losers.

>>6564918
Lad that looks like fucking curry powder.
>>6564907
I meant if i looked at you in normal light outside, dunno though you'd probably still be cute desu.

>>6564918
I've talked about my use in the past
but I don't drone on about it for attention

ur rock looks like shit tho
and I don't think that's h

>>6564918
five spice powder

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>>6564923
probably not

>>6564929
>Two birds in one stoned

>>6564929
Still would desu

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should i cut my hair or nah?

>>6564952
what did this poor kid do to you that makes u want to bully him online?

>>6564952
short hair
you look like a chubby 14 year old as is

>>6564934
it tried to attack me before and after the photo was taken
hence my expression being that close to it
it was a "hurry the fuck up and take the photo before it bites me"

>>6564939
same

>>6564971

my FWB likes playing with my hair though...

>>6564986
i wish

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>>6564986
what
it's just a bunch of people from here and some of my old friends

>>6564980
just my advice, that's all

Where does one go to meet gay men? I am having no luck on dating sites and apps.

I want friends or a bf, not sex.

>>6565010
I'm pretty sure by now the better option is to stay lonely. Maybe get a pet.

>>6565010
pokemon go

>>6565033
San Fernando valley

>tfw at grocery store
>qt comes up to me and asks if I need help anything
>I freeze up and start licking my lips slowly
>catch myself
>say no thanks 15 seconds later
>qt just looks at me strangely and walks away

>>6564259
>tfw he responds

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>>6564918

I'm doing some lines of coke right now. Where you live? Want to get high together? Milton Keynes here.

>>6564952

you look so masc and hot now, dont cut it

>>6565083

im not feelgood, i find whoever is in that pic hot thought, the pic on the right, pic on the left is too gay

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>>6565088

Lies...he's a hottie

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>>6565029
I think I am going to end up alone.
I have failed talking to so many people online recently.
I'm such a loser.

>>6565095

i am the same way, i find getting nude and wanking off with them on cam helps blow off steam, so I try to do all that lewd stuff before talking and getting to know them, just to get all the sexual frustration out of the way, seems to help a lot...

If afterwards they don't want to talk or we bore each other..at least I'll have a lasting memory of their body & mouth moaning.

>>6565095
r u cute
cute ppl can recover from anything :)

>>6565097

I see birds chirping.
Flowers and a pond.
A birth bath.
Tea and crumpets.

>>6565091

>last pic June 2015

Anyone have a recent pic of feelgoods body? How much progress has he made in a year?

>>6565095
Could be worse.

>>6565104
The one successful friend I've made says it was for the best that we waited to do things and show each other anything.

I think the good people out there like to get to be just friends first sometimes.

Plus I'm not a good looking person, if I have to win them with anything, it has to be with my personality first. Which is unfortunately not so great.

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>>6564567
hope you like pretentious arthouse porn with hot hipster boyfriends
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1644020504

>>6565127

>not a good looking person

Well, than you really don't have a chance unless you have money.

Don't you know gays are picky sluts?

>>6565159

>colby keller


*yawn* Seriously watching the same porn stars do the same shit over & over again is annoying. I wish Colby Keller would take a memo from Brent Corrigan and do something else with his life.

>>6565168

Hitler still smokes cock.

>>6565159
I liked colby better when he was a raunchy farm boy instead of a hipster douche

>>6565179
slander
I snort cum

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>>6565120

i fractured my spine earlier this year, so not as much as i would like

this is me last week

>>6565159

that has to be the most cringeworthy poetry I've possibly ever heard

I think I've come to the realization that perhaps I loved him more than he loved me.

>>6565205

Serious? You look good. Never shave the chest hair or happy trail. So manly.

>>6565209
Sucks.

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>>6565167
I love Dale Cooper, though.
Colby Keller is doing something else with his life, kinda. He went nuts when his other bf made him brake up with Dale:
http://fuckyeadalecooper.tumblr.com/post/106899336381/um-colby-seems-to-have-some-major-issues-when-it
and then he sold all his possessions and went to go live in a van and then drive around the usa banging random people for an "art project"
http://www.colbydoesamerica.com/
which if he wasn't a porn star would be labelled as dangerously manic behaviour
At one point he posted on his blog that he was considering chemical or actual castration so he could officially retire and in the latter case he would like to have his genitals removed as part of an "art project" if someone paid him enough to retire comfortably on
The bloke is clearly nuts but keeps going "it's an art project" so nobody questions it.
Anyway, mmm Dale Cooper

>>6565212

thanks man
its not obvious from the picture but i also have fine blonde hair all over my body which is much harder to see

my FWB is fascinated by my multitonal hair, lmao

>>6565209
>>6565215
I tried to tell myself otherwise, that when he left me for someone else that it was just a phase and he was just confused, but hearing from his friends, that's just the way he always was and always will be, and no one can change it.

>>6565240
Might I recommend becoming a bitter husk of a person? Really kills the time.

>>6565247
already on my way desu

>>6565286
Good choice. Everyone's a prick.

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help

how do i do this?

>>6565348
>using snapchat to distribute nudes
*vomits*
*cringes*
*flushes toilet*
*cringes*
*pukes on self*

>>6565295
>karl marxxx is even trying to look like dale cooper these days
lmao the worst

>>6565348
>winkie face
>"haha okay"
Jesus. This guy is probably 50.

>>6565366
>films

>>6565387
That too.

>>6565366

hes 22, weve already fucked a few times

>>6565353

so do you think i shouldnt do it?

>>6565459
Are you sure he isn't affected by some mental illness?

>>6565478
Clownshoes stop being meeeeeaaaaaannnnn

>>6565478

he isnt an english native speaker, he immigrated to London from Beijing when he was 12/13

so he has some odd verbal mannerisms

>>6565478
No, he is a homosexual after all.

>>6565483
I'll stop being rude when I'm satisfied with my life. So never. Fuck you.

>>6565503
Why did you become so bitter? ;_;

D-did your cat pass away?

>>6565348
let me teach you the ways of the camwhore, young slutawan

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>14yo hits me up
>says he's sad and wants an older guy to talk to (I'm 20)
>we chat, we connect, we like the same music ( how does a 14yo know about Chet Baker?), we have the same interests, he seems wise beyond his years
>asks if I want to hang out tonight

Should I? I don't want to have sex with him. Maybe just cuddle and spoon. Is this legal?

>>6565532

wont he get bored after a while?

i dont see whats interesting about seeing a bunch of pictures of me from slightly different angles - there really isnt that much to see is there?

>>6565558
wait til he's 16

>>6565558
No it is not legal
14yo's are gross anyways

>>6565568
Oh sweet child
You have so much to learn

>>6565558

where do you live?

>>6565510
I imagine because of years of frustration and loneliness.

>>6565563
That's just fighting games, right?

>>6565558
>he seems wise beyond his years
Well he's not and his parents will report you to the police when they find out.

You can either go for it and hit that jailbait, or wait until he's ripe for the taking with the risk that a 40 year old creep pozzes him up instead.

>>6565597
that's so sad and pathetic :/

>>6565601
lmao

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>>6565295
Bwahaha that's a great read, but he kinda always looked like that (pic related: the three of them cooking Thanksgiving dinner in happier times, 2011).
I've definitely heard that Karl Marxxx is a weird controlling dickhole, I had a couple of friends who met Colby and Karl years back at a couple of circuit parties and they said Karl was definitely full of weird vibes
God knows why they are together, I'd say the sex is amazing but that doesn't explain Colby's repeated suggestions that he might get his junk lopped off.

>>6565622
you should prolly just kys to end the loneliness

>>6565644
No you.

>Be browsan Grindr
>See guy who looks like my cousin whom I have not seen in a few years, only twikier and hotter
>Check out his profile, usual blah blah blah, lookin for masc bear bf
>Be masc bear bf who wants twinky bf
>Find myself wanting to chat to him and see what he thinks
>Also want to ride dat bp

What do I do in this quandary?

>>6565644
>>6565647
wasn't me who posted that
memes aside, I have nothing against you

>>6565667
lmao

>>6565657
first cousin?

>>6565573
Age of consent is 18 where I live. :/ Which results in young wiser teens hooking up with older guys anyway.

>>6565586
He's not gross. He reminds me of myself when I was 14, wiser than everyone else I knew at that age. He's a virgin and doesn't want to have sex. Just like how I was, lol.

>>6565590

Florida


>>6565598
He doesn't live with his parents. He lives with his aunt and apparently she works nights. I'm not interested in sex with him. It's been hard to find anyone I connect with here and than this 14yo hits me up out of the blue and impresses me, wtf. lol

>>6565675
well the pathetic post was me but the second wasn't lol

>>6565623

#FREECOLBY2016

I wish a group of gays on twitter would do that while talking about how horrible his bf is. #SETCOLBYFREE2016
#COLBYSBFBEATSHIM
#COLBYKELLERISBEINGABUSED

>>6565558
>14yo hits me up
>says he's sad and wants an older guy to talk to (I'm 20)
So far, so good. You could be like a mentor/older brother figure to a young gay boy. Aww, anon is nice.
>we chat, we connect,
uhhh
> we like the same music ( how does a 14yo know about Chet Baker?)
Oh come on, Chet Baker is like entry level "I'm into Jazz", and Jazz is like ~the genre~ people go for if they want to seem kinda deep. It's not like he's into Alexander von Schlippenbach or Arnold Schoenberg.
And if the answer to your question isn't "he wanted to create an appearance of being cultured so he googled jazz and started listening to the first artists that came up", the answer is "his parents are into jazz and he has heard jazz played as he was growing up".
>we have the same interests, he seems wise beyond his years
No! No he doesn't! Oh man oh man no he doesn't seem wise beyond his years, you just have the wrong idea of what 14 year olds can be like!
>asks if I want to hang out tonight
Nnnghhhgh
>Should I? I don't want to have sex with him. Maybe just cuddle and spoon. Is this legal?
SPOONING LEADS TO FORKING. This is a BAD idea. He's 14 and is probably going to try and have sex with you, and the fact you're already considering spooning him means you probably won't put up too much of a defence, and even if you do, you'll have problems establishing effective boundaries with a 14 year old! ABORT ABORT ABORT!

>>6565676
Nope.

We have a fairly close family though. Also the risk of it being super creepy? Am I being super creepy?

>>6565705
>we have the same interests, he seems wise beyond his years
No, 20yo anon is just immature and easily gets along with children

I should know, I've only dated younger my entire life

>>6565707
Eh I wouldn't go for it
My dyke aunt's wife's son who is a faggot tried to hit on me and I told him to fuck off because I thought that was weird
cousins should be a no go

>>6565678
>He doesn't live with his parents.
Whether it's his parents or his legal guardian, they're gonna get the cops and you will be sent to jail.

Now for the sex part, go for it or don't.
It's that simple.
He obviously wants it and if he doesn't get it from you he'll find someone else.
Some fat old aids ridden creep.
Now if you could give him a dildo and convince him not to slut it up for someone more than 1.5 times his age, that'd be great.

Either way it's not my problem and I'm just giving you both possible outcomes.
A: you go to jail but at least you scored a 14 year old and he'll live relatively normal.
B: he gets aids from a 40 year old and he'll live the rest of his life as a cheap whore.

>>6565623
>weird manipulative bf
>sex addicted bf
match made in heaven desu they'll both end up dead

>>6565563
I'm boycotting it, I'm a /leffer/ lmao

>>6565558
>connecting with a 14 year old
>wanting to cuddle and spoon with a 14 year old
bruh

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>>6565704
Well if Karl was able to get between him and that hot piece of ass Dale Cooper who Colby's still clearly obsessed with, he's probably got him on a tight enough leash that Colby will react negatively to attempts to free him
It's pretty hard to get someone out of an abusive relationship, even if you're good friends with them. They get Stockholm Syndrome, they basically have to come to the decision to leave themselves

>>6565735

would be funny if we made him an hero

>>6565735
And even when they leave they go through major doubts and want to go back like every fucking week.

it's a mess

>>6565741
>norcal
no sorry m8 other side of the continent

>>6565735
Karl is Colby's boyfriend?

>>6565705

He's very lengthy in his words and is well-educated. I thought he had to be someone I knew fucking with me at first, but he showed me more pics and he's legit.

I'm just going to go over to his place and pick him up. Go to a quiet place to talk, listen to music in my truck, etc. I'm not going to take him back to my place. I have no ulterior plan to have sex or cuddle with him I use to cuddle with my younger bro when I lived at home (he's 12) and I kinda miss that.


>>6565715
I'm not immature. I think I'm just an old soul. It's hard to relate to many people my own age or even older guys who try to act younger. How has dating young guys worked out for you? Were they jailbait or of age?

Had sex earlier and now when I tried to shit a little bit of weird gloopy stuff with blood in it was all I could force out, and it hurt to even get that out.
What's wrong with me and am I going to die??

>>6565769
>He's very lengthy in his words and is well-educated.
You're going to get gang busted
>Go to a quiet place
CALLING
THE
COPS
NOW

>>6565769
Paedophile detected.

>>6565724

I don't think he's the type you think he is. He's way different. I'm not interested in sex. I was just wondering if it's legal for a 20yo to pick up at a 14yo and take him out on a platonic date or is it still legal?

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>>6565769
>he showed me more pics and he's legit.
He's totally legit anon just go for it what's the worst that could happen?

Now why don't you have a seat?

>>6565773
Almost definitely. All bottoms know you have to eat pxylicerene to clean the rectum fully after having sex. If you don't, you can potentially die due to all the damage you caused down there.
How do you not know this?

>>6565769
When I was 19 I dated a 16yo
I think that was the largest age gap I've been a part of
I don't recommend dating that young, let alone younger

>>6565789

HITLER IS A PEDO, HOLY SHITTTTTT!

>>6565773

some people take time to get used to anal

it will be fine with time, and it will go away for good eventually

just be aware that you might have some pretty gnarly diahroea tomorrow

>>6565780
>I don't think he's the type you think he is.
aka "I'm not like the other girls: gay edition".
>I'm not interested in sex.
he obviously is or he wouldn't talk to you.
>I was just wondering if it's legal for a 20yo to pick up at a 14yo and take him out on a platonic date
Even if it were 100% legal you'll still be the neighbourhood pedophile, and a gay one to boot.
That's like jackpot for concerned parents to lock their gay kids in the cellar.

>>6565793
It was legal
Now I go for guys my own age or a year younger
Doubt I would go for under 18

>>6565780
>He's way different
Nah, he sounds just about like every other gay boy at that age.
>I'm not interested in sex
Sure thing Jan.
>if it's legal for a 20yo to pick up at a 14yo and take him out on a platonic date or is it still legal?
Just think about it for a second. Just a second.

>>6565778
>>6565779
>>6565783
>>6565784

I'm willing to look past the age difference because he's a sweet guy. I have a good intuition. Nothing will come of it. I pick up my younger bro from time to time when my parents need a break and take him to the zoo and the mall. I don't see anything wrong with me picking him up and taking him out as well.

I need to shower and shave. Peace.

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ok now the creepy pedo is gone can someone give me tips on how to camwhore via snapchat?

>>6565820

pretend to have the confidence of a pre-teen and slut it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_wMrkDy0Y4

>>6565810
>I'm willing to look past the age difference because he's a sweet guy.
LOOOL

>>6565820
tip 1
dont you fucking idiot
tip 2
since you're an idiot, make sure there are zero things in the image that could identify you, your images aren't 'safe'
tip 3
work the angles and what you've got
oh and photos from below are generally hideous

>>6565833
localorphans dot net

>>6565829

we have already met up and had sex, and he is very sweet and stuff

i trust him

>>6565826

how do i do that

>>6565842
>i trust him
that's what everyone says

>>6565838
lol

>>6565842

just do it and don't think about it?
he's already had sex with you and knows what your body looks like...why are you worrying?

>>6565820
Nah. Let's all talk about how cool I am instead.

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>>6565744
He probably wouldn't an hero, he'd probably just do something even more weird and crazy under the guise of his art and delete his social media
>>6565751
Ain't that the truth. With one of my friends, it has gotten to the point where I had to say to him that if he needs any help or support to come to me and let me know and I'll always be there for him, but if he stays with his boyfriend to stop trying to drag me into his drama... it's just so messy.
>>6565757
Yeah, Colby was polyamorous with Karl and Dale. I would imagine that Karl got Colby to split up with Dale because he felt threatened, but who know.
>>6565769
>He's very lengthy in his words and is well-educated.
He's a smart kid, sure. There's plenty of kids that know things and use big words. That's not the same as maturity, that's just the surface image of maturity, and you need to realise that.
He wants to have sex with you. He's probably going to try and have sex with you. What are you going to do if he starts trying to fool around with you in your truck? Especially given you've said yourself you feel lonely and you're writing about him glowingly about how you connect
Even if you don't do anything, he's 14 and probably desperate to lose his v card so maybe he'll just say he slept with you to his friends and then you'll have to prove you did not have sex with him after you've been messaging him for a while and then spent a bunch of time alone with him (hint: the courts will rip you a new one)
DO
NOT
DO
THIS

>>6565833
Kids make fake grindr accounts and go on sites like craigslist all the time
source: thats what I did when I was 14

>>6565860

idk im worried i might be boring if i dont know how to take interesting pics

>>6565861

i like your hair

>>6565887
he already fucked you m8
theres zero point of worrying over being interesting

Thats an ape my kid could climb in the cage with am i right?

>>6565899
What are you referring to?
Anyway apparently there's a coup going on in Turkey rn. Wonder how dickboi is doing

wew Turkish coup

>tfw they'll still hate gay

>>6565892

i dont want him to get bored of me!

>>6565887
Thanks, dude. You have no idea what my hair looks like, but that's cool.

>>6565910
That'll happen eventually no matter what you do.

>>6565723
Good idea, the attraction being that he just got fuckin hot since i last saw him haha

The question for a qt twinky bottom bf continues...

>>6565908
>politics
wew lad learn to tune out and pretend it's just another episode of keeping up with the kardashians

>>6565910
he'll probably do so because of your personality over your amateur photos to be completely honest m8
i mean no offense

>>6565931

i was wondering if i could fabricate a personality via cheeky and inventive nudesharing

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>>6565908
Well if they're deposing Erdogan because they're pro secularisation then maybe they'll like the gay
DB always said being gay in Istanbul was fine. Anyone still in touch with him?
>>6565924
You mean take the Sally Bowles approach to life? You realise Cabaret ends up with her struggling to get an abortion from the weird emcee while potentially headed to a concentration camp, right?

>>6565833
>>6565876


He added me on skype. I had put my skype name on this topix forum last week with my location, age, etc. which resulted in a ton of guys hitting me up (most don't live near me and most are young, I had a 10yo boy hit me up too but he ty3d l1ke d1s lol), including him.
It was some thread here: http://www.topix.com/forum/com/skype


>>6565866
You underestimate him. 1. We started talking on Monday and have chatted for 3-4 hours total over the week. 2. We already have skyped (exchanged pics and saw each other on cam) and did not get sexual or anything like that. 3. He just wants a legit friend and that's what I'm going to be.

I don't know why you guys continue to pervert this. As far as I know there is nothing legally wrong with a 20yo being friends with a 14yo. Why try to pervert something so innocent? I'm annoyed by that. We haven't even had a convo about sex. I'm heading over to his place at 6 and will have a good time tonight chilling with this qt.

>>6565964

please tell us who is who!
I sometimes think everyone is rugby.

>>6565964

which one am i?

or do you need a longer message to work your magic?

>>6565964

Who am I undercover mod?

>>6565954
>You realise Cabaret ends up with her struggling to get an abortion from the weird emcee while potentially headed to a concentration camp, right?
what episode of the kardashians was this, im still on episode 24

>>6565964

are you psychic?

>>6565964
who am i
ive posted my image here before so i wonder if you were there lmao

>>6565960
I don't underestimate him, you're massively overestimating him. Well, more specifically, you're seeing that he's a smart 14 year old and you think that means the same as being an adult. I also think you probably don't understand how smart 14 year olds behave, you seem shocked that he knew about Chet Baker who is literally one of the first artists you'll hear if you're trying to get into jazz and is invariably in his parents' music collection if they're even slightly into jazz. You might as well ask how he knows who Mozart is
>>6565964
Which trips are posting here?

Would you like it if your bottom boyfriend smelled like strawberries or something like that during sex?

>>6566012

what a bizarre question to ask

>>6566003
It's after Kourtney gets lipo but before Kylie gets lip injections

>>6566012
LOL

>>6566012

I want him to smell like cum & butt sweat.

>>6566012
let me guess, you're going to splash yourself with some dollar store whore perfume before sex, or you're going to try to use strawberry lube for anal
both of these are terrible ideas

>>6566017
>>6566022
BUT WOULD IT BE GOOD THOUGH

>>6566025
Ech

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

I've just eaten a fresh boiled egg which has granted me 80hp. Now I must go out and search for a funny looking butterfly to get my pp up.

So long!

>>6566032

it would just be confusing

whats wrong with just being fresh and clean with normal soap?

>>6566052

says the guy posting on the gay general in the lgbt board of 4chan

>>6566032
How do you propose you'd make yourself smell like strawberries

>>6566007
Cmon, dude. I'm the one and only. I only ever post here with the trip on. Except that one time I accidentally posted what I wanted to post in the Evolve /vg/ thread here. My b on that one.

>>6566012
What kind of plan does this entail?

>tfw no bf will ever say something so sweet to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mihoP19U-7o

>>6566069
why do people want this
cheese is 2 much 4 me

>>6566039
It takes a butterfly to get your pp up


Different strokes I guess ...

new thread:
>>6566109
>>6566109
>>6566109

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>>6566069
>tfw your ex will never make a public attention whoring art series about your personal intimate tattoos

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>>6564707
>>6564713
>>6564730
>>6564839
Thx m8s. Now I have a qt bf.

>>6564839

>lure him somewhere it's easy to murder him

gurl...

>>6567694
why did you bump this thread you stupid cunt

>>6567702

Bump my sissyhole daddy~

>>6561567
recon