Gay General - Hot Rods & Country Boys Edition

>>6556155
>Tfw no bearded redneck ginger bf

Soooo my hair is too short to put into a bun.. Is there any way I can put it up? I need to for a job. It might be long enough by the time I need it ( 1 month ) but I doubt it.

Why cruel god

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Tempted to become jewish, some of them are very hot.
>pic related jew

>>6556264
>implying one can become jewish
You are either born or not. Gerim are not Jews

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>tfw no gt yandere bf

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*fedora tip*

>>6556310
would fill him with some fluid

>>6556163
I'm right here

>>6556300
Gerim are jews in every way. Only those ignorant of Judaisms teachings believe otherwise.

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>>6556310
He looks like my bae Robert Alfons

tfw no bf with a cute and adorable southern accent

>>6556324
H-hi
Please be in florida

>>6556382
Nope (VA), but can I ask for your kik anyway?

>>6556389
>>6556394

And they lived happily ever after

>>6556177


why cruel god

[spoiler]why[/spoiler]

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>>6556451
Whyyyyyyy

Waaaah

How long should you wait to hear back from a guy on plans before it's safe to assume you've been ghosted?

>>6556461

You shouldn't even be in that mindset, that's a beta mindset.

>>6556327
>only those ignorant of judaism teachings
Says the ger. Only people that accept converts is disgusting """"reform""" and also they let women be rabbis, they promote sodomites, don't even observe shabbat, they don't follow any laws. They are basically atheists which is why they are not legally recognized.

>>6556470
Thinking things are beta mindsets is a beta mindset.

Im straight but im super lonely and you all call me attractive and I just want a bf they appreciates me nobody does.

>>6556470
Every relationship has one person who wants it more, and I'm assuming that in this case it's me. Anyways, how would an alpha looks at this?

Wednesdays are always so slow for camming.

>>6556612
Sluuuut

>>6557023
Don't you get bored of this bland shitposting?


Its the same thing every time. It doesnt even take any skill and its obviously something someone else wrote.

Have some pride

Nothing to do, nothing to play, no contacts, custom sex robots have yet to be invented.

Life is cruel.

>>6557023
why does nature's design allow me to do things which are supposedly opposed to nature's design

>35yo skinnyfat bald beta/neet fag
I'll never find a bf, r-r-right?

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>>6557023
Hmm...

I feel like my bf is grooming me to be the bottom ;_;

>always climbs on top of me and tells me what to do when things get lewd
>he's the more confident one
>wont stop talking about/touching my ass
>keeps making teasing jokes about me being "submissive" or makes jokes about him topping me instead

Wat do, bottoming sounds embarrassing and im scared

>>6557737
Probably not

>>6557824
Do wat he says boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>6556612
share link, I'll watch :^)

>>6557838
I dont want to be the bottom in the relationship ;_; its emasculating and embarrassing

>>6557863
Suck it up.

And then after that's done get over your concerns.

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>probably get chlamydia, not sure
>I recognize the symptoms from one time I had it for real, but they're not as bad _at all_ so there's a chance I'm just imagining it
>test myself
>they say they will call me in about 1.5 weeks if I test positive for chlamydia, and ~two weeks if negative for chlamydia but positive for mycoplasma (similar symptoms) which takes longer to test for
>2.5 weeks have past
>they haven't called me yet
>still feel those slight symptoms
>thinking tests were all negative because they haven't called me
What do /gaygen/? I want to have lots of sex during summer but I can't while I'm this uncertain.

>>6557824
Sounds like you're obviously the bottom boy in this relationship, else you would have taken action instead of making this post.

>>6557941
I dont know what to do, how do I take action ;_;
>>6557923
I dont really mind giving oral though that's different. We've done that a few times, for the most part he respects my dignity, except when he tries to get me to go deeper

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>>6557953
>how do I take action
You'd know naturally if you weren't a bottom bitch, sorry.

Why are there so many people in the neighborhood ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJpo77fido0

>>6557953
It's a joke, son.

Suck it up. Get it.

Man I hate everyone.

>>6557964
Helpful...
>>6557971
I know lol i laughed anyway

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>>6557977
>Helpful...
Sorry that's usually how it is. If you want to make try anyways you could watch some porn with my fav porn actor Jordan Fox and learn how he treats his bottoms

where do I even start looking for a BF desu. I work overnights so I sleep all day. When I have class it's hard to relate to all the people may age" they don't really need to worry about money since most of the people i've talked to their parents pay for everything
>tfw no one likes history dramas or anime
when I'm not working or going to school I just stay at home on my computer. I don't even mind dating fat guys since i'm fat myself (good 50-60lb). It'd even actually be nice to lose weight with a SO. but i feel so incredibly awkward since I'm not very sexual and take forever to open up to someone and don't like clubs. The main problem is I'm also ftm but also have never dated before (also 21) I pass 60/40

/gaygen/ where do I even start?

>>6557981
Oh i mean i've tried being more confident in being more dominant and doing top things but i get anxious and cant do it, like what if he decides he doesnt like me and i'm being dominant, thats creepy and gross, and its just kinda awkward, like knowing what to say or what to do without being weird

>>6557996
Tell him how you feel and that you want to take turns on the dominance?

>>6557998
Yeah but how do i do it without being awkward? What if he thinks im not good at it

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>>6556264

Poor guy was looking into DNC voting fraud when he got stabbed to death in DC. Hillary might of had him killed.

>>6557977
I'mma fuck you up, chum. Making sad little puns is the one ray of sunshine in my life and I don't appreciate being unappreciated.

KR died this morning. Autopsy is being done tomorrow. I had just met him over the weekend and he was sick with flu symptoms. He was a sweet guy. I feel heart broken. ;(

>>6557996
Maybe bdsm really isn't for you, not all sex have to be a power play dynamic you know.

>>6558071
You wanna fight you sad little faglet i will destroy everything you are :^)

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>tfw max deepthroat length is 4 inches

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>>6558139
practice makes perfect

>>6558000
you really shouldn't ask me senpai I never had a bf I'm just speculating

>>6557996
>like what if he decides he doesnt like me and i'm being dominant, thats creepy and gross
Sounds like you're just not into dom play tbqhwyfwibk

>>6558139
pleb

>>6558179
>>6558246
no gag, but i literally just hit a wall, maybe i just need to work on what angle works for my neck desu

>>6558071
Rip in peace

>>6558336

>RIP in peace

you realize the IP in RIP stands for "in peace", right?

>>6558340
Thats the joke.

>>6558343
You're the joke. lmao

>>6558494
>Im such a pathetic waste of human and I wish I was dead.
tru

>>6556155
Does anyone else here like asmr? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aNgR8S9JSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxdLT5PAyV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRSy1r3bk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIeGMxZOrIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eATZ-XtaULc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVh_4kXYhG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWtG6xXJOQ

I just wish I was maki.

>>6558553
Why would one wish this?

>>6558587
because then I would be hot and interesting.

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>>6558292
get a longer neck

>>6558660
I'm not memeing.

How do you get friends?

>>6558682
Use your tongue a lot.

>>6558681
Why do you hate women?

>>6558688
In what way?

>>6558691
Speaking to lots of people, clearly. Use your tongue to speak.

>>6558705
I use my tongue to pleasure.

>>6558855
You must be quite the linguist.

>>6558865
Want me to show you?

>>6558682
deciet

>>6558682

I would say money..but than I thought about John...

I guess money can't even bribe someone to be your friend.

>>6558682
How old are you?

>>6558917

>implying your cute face wouldn't attract friends alone.

>>6558953
it hasnt

>>6558941
18
>>6558917
do you mean deceit?

>>6558965
sure

>>6558965
And are you in college? If so, it shouldn't be too hard to at least find yourself some kind of groups or clubs to be a part of.

>>6558888
I want a lot of things

>>6559012
Tell me what you want, bb.

>>6556476
>ger
I am jewish by my maternal grandmother. I intend celibacy and conversion to the jewish faith.

My neighbor asked me out while I was playing pokemon go : p
He's sudanese and his accent is SUPER THICK
I could hardly understand him
His name is Yili and his body is nice : >

>>6559039
https://youtu.be/8X-2czaa3WA

>>6559084

I both wish i did and am glad i don't look like jason momoa.

1.) aahh he's so hot like what like oh god
2.) i'd never attract the kind of partners i like if i looked like him

>>6559051
just look out he might be one of those muslims that pretend to like you then they record themselves torturing you and beheading you in the name of allah

>>6559106

He told me that I had a nice body like three times, whether for a boy or girl.
He also commented on my flat chest D;
And then told me where his apartment is.

>>6559039
I want a new tube of toothpaste. And some shower gel. And something to waste my time doing. And sexual and emotional gratification.

These are the things that would be dandy.

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am i going bald?

someone tell me everything will be okay ;____;

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Like the holy state of matrimony God and Nature intended sexual love to be between a man and a woman practicing normal, natural, healthy penis-vagina (ying-yang) sex chiefly for the purpose of procreation. Every other type of sexual practice (anal, oral, etc) deviates from Nature's design and has mental, emotional and physical consequences-which is why homosexuals (and heterosexual pervs) are mentally and physically the sickest and most diseased group of people on earth.

Now straights (like myself) who have been around gay men (not doused with perfume) have sensed a certain foul, sometimes utterly sickening odor about them which I call "gay-stench." But I could never understand the reason for it until I read this informative comment today posted on AOL News by cpjr66 about the hazards of anal sex:
>"The anus has one layer of red blood cells which protect its ability to rid the body of waste or feces. It is not a vagina. Penetration of the anus damages the layer of red blood cells, exposes the tissues of the broken layer to infection, scaring, and hemorrhaging into the anus. The muscles, tiny ligaments, and elastic tissue are also damaged and causes fecal leakage. This leakage of feces or body waste exudes an awful sometimes unbearable smell and is an affront to people near the person who has been penetrated numerous times....."

In other words, gays can be known by their smell and these so-called """men""" are abhorrent wastes of human life who deviate from God's plan.

>>6559245
your hair is clearly thinning brah

>>6559245
rip in pepperoni
on the bright side now you can start working out with roids with one less side effect

>>6559245
it's thinning so yeah you're gonna lose it sooner than most sry lad

>>6559281
tfw no qt religious bf to hatefuck my boigina ;-;

tfw no bf to read books with
tfw scared of a relationship

>>6559409
Reading's for nerds though. Don't want people thinking you're a nerd now do you.

>>6559418
I am a nerd.
I'll spread my nerd cooties up your face with my fist if you're talking shit though

>>6559245

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

And yep that's how hairloss starts...
Mine started like that around 20-21. I'm 33 now and I'm 70% bald on top, with just thick hair on my sides and back. I look like a clown if I don't shave it all down.


You can try rogaine/propecia/DHT blockers, etc. But they will only extend your hair life by 5-10 years. In the end you will lose.

>>6559203
You could have all of these things, you just have to go out at 4:17AM, turn around and go back in. If you do this a few times a week a tube of toothpaste will appear under your pillow.

>>6559453
Good luck with that, geek.

>>6559517
Nah, fuck you.

>>6559245


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfm8ttUzZvA

Toupee time.

>tfw no qt blond bf

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>>6559579

IKTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWRGKrOY1tw

Cutest gay couple ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How do you guys like my outfit? Think I'll attract some young thugs with it?

>>6559551
[spoiler]Thanks, I will.[/spoiler]
Your mother's still gravid donkeyspawn tho

>>6559602
I fucking hate LGBT YouTube. I swear like 98% of those assholes have every title be some shit like MY GAY TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE WITH MY GAY BOYFRIEND

>>6559245
Yes, and you have dandruff

>>6559619

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyfAMZOvncY

OMG WHYYYY? He's like so talented.

>>6559551
Rude.

OMGGGG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2FXvCPbj50

Another cutie on youtube.

>>6559707
I can't help it, everything's terrible.

>tfw no sushi bf

OMMGGGG !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

Yet another cutie TWINK I found on youtube. He's like, so fucking talented.

>>6559859
>sushi bf
Like a jap bf? Or sushi you can stick your dick in?

OMG..his moms face..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-tG-t_B90

>>6559409
What's your favorite book bb?

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>tfw you'll never have a dirty blonde bf who has freckles all over his body that also has a lil belly

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>>6559934
Either one of pic related right now.
I like to read a lot of stuff though. I've got Nabokov, Murakami, and a bunch of random fantasy/sci-fi shit on my bookshelf.

>>6559947
Like, that's not hard to achieve if you're in a country with white people. It's weirdly specific but "dirty blonde", "freckles" and "fat" aren't somehow super unlikely to occur together, and if you're willing to go for ugly guys you've got a pretty good chance.
Presumably though that won't suffice because you've got these ridiculously specific requirements from either some straight guy you know irl or some picture you saw on the internet, in which case you won't be able to get that specific guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1jIvcUYNOs

That birthmark on her face. Whoa.

>>6559619
This video makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit, every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NiWz3wbI-s
Also I wonder what will happen to their channel when the hot one inevitably cheats on the faggy one while away at college

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>>6557824
take it like a champ; real men bottom

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>>6559740
https://www.amazon.com/Childs-First-Book-Trump/dp/1481488007

>>6559973
>random fantasy/sci-fi shit
Mirin. Scifi/fantasy is pretty much the only stuff I read.

Haven't read any hard scifi in a while.

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>>6559987
They're too dependent for each other.
I can't see this relationship lasting too long.

>>6559084
That one bald youtuber guy with the fun facts and stuff.

>>6560015
I wasn't big on sci-fi until I read Solaris. There were too many "aliens" that were essentially lion people, or people with weird makeup. I always thought aliens would be so strange we might not even recognize them as life, and then this book came and blew my brain right open.

Cyberpunk was always cool, though. Snow Crash is fucking great; I re-read it once a year.

>>6560019
>Matthew Santoro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPdsIDp1GE

>>6560041
>Snow Crash is fucking great
I hated that book. lol

The "punchy" language was awful. And the concepts and ideas in the book were almost painful to read. I get that it was supposed to be a parody, but I still couldn't do it.

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>>6560056
There he is.

>>6560073
Aw, c'mon. The cheesiness is the best part. You can't tell me Aleutian Plateglass chipped over 1000 times isn't great.

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>>6560017
I reckon the hot one is going to wind up doing porn. They did a "clone your own willy" instructional video with a purple dildo, but the hot one actually tweeted out the results of their actual penises

>>6560100
I just can't do it.
Ever weird metaphor about Pakistani brick layers or fat ladies thighs makes me feel like I've been hit between the eyes with a ball-peen hammer. lol

All my friends seem to love it though.

>>6560166
>ann
u left out a d ;^)

>>6560155
Wait are we talking about Solaris or Snow Crash?

>>6560166
Red's pretty non confrontational too. I don't know if he posts any more though.

Imho, cattiness/argumentativeness comes from insecurity.

>>6560183
Haven't read Solaris yet. Doesn't sound like a recommendation though. lol

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>>6560200
>Imho, cattiness/argumentativeness comes from insecurity.
That sounds like something a FAT BITCH would say!

>tfw no alpha nigger daddy to dom me and use and abuse my gay beta male ass

Why even life :3

>>6560056

he's annoying, i can see why he got mentally/physically abused by his ex-gf
and cried about it in a youtube vid

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>>6560205
Yeah there are a lot of descriptions of fat black thighs in that book for some reason
Lem was a weirdo though, maybe that was his fetish? None of his other books are very serious. He wrote a book of kids' stories about godlike future-engineers with all the conscience of Zeus, I recommend that one instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6duDOtTfQmY

The only true source of power is love.

>>6560217
>maybe that was his fetish
I doubt it. Said descriptions are quite unsexy.

>>6560208
>something a FAT BITCH would say!
Bike racks 3 o'clock

>>6560209
Why even life indeed.

>>6560217
Thanks anon. I'll have to check it out.

>>6560254
>I'll have to check it out.
Prepare to cry. It's depressing as fuck.

>>6559987
aw fuck I remember seeing that shit on Willam's Beatdown. It makes me cringe real hard

I'm glad Willam goes after these types of people on the beatdown though. They need to leave the internet ASAP

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Could someone link the discord? I am lonely

>>6560259
I'm not sure I'm ready for a cry just yet. lol
I'll have to put in on the bottom of the reading list.

>>6560272
https://discord.gg/9AQBE

>>6559987
Why does he make those noises?

>>6558494
with just a little work he could have been goat
chasing pussy just makes people mad

>>6560285
Because he's a huge faggot who's submissive.

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>>6560265
The absolute best were when he took down Gregory/GiGi Gorgeous
>you just want to outline your orbital bone
>The orbital bone is the one you hear crack, when your daddy hits you for looking like a whore!

>>6559987
i kind of feel bad though
but they'll both just become major sluts desu, the fag will just go through a bit more ~emotional turmoil~ before doing so

>>6560248
So were James Joyce's letters.

>>6560259
Oh come on anon it's not that depressing. Though maybe I'm biased, I listened to the audiobook version on a flight.

>>6559987
Why are homosexuals so autistic?

>>6560306
>you want to start by making your father's heart hurt
absolutely brutal. I think his Gregory episodes are his best ones. Also I love that he did an episode involving Joey Graceffa because I hate that faggot too

>>6560323
ackshully we're all on the spectrum it's just some of us are a little more on the spectrum if you catch my drift

>>6560344
do you mean rectum, bubi?

>>6560354
the rectum is just a spectrum

>>6560323
The hot one seems kinda normal. Imo they were the only gays in their school and so they wound up together, and so hot one humors Twinky McWeirdson. Plus the channel is an incentive to stay together.
Although going by this video I think the hot one is a bottom, since he was the one who loved all the toys you shove in your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUyC1y5Wjk

How do I learn to suck dick?

>>6560391
Put it into your mouth
Then suck

>>6560382
the 'bottom' is pretty cute desu i hope he finds his perfect top in the future

>>6560391
Shouldn't be too hard to get someone to help you practice.

>>6560382
oh wow he looks so much better without that attempt at a beard he had in the other video

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>>6560331
I like some of his more subtle shades too (e.g. his entire commentary on Pablo's video) but he does seem a bit defanged of late
>>6560375
ric pelated

>>6560391
literally like a vacuum just suck, and once in a while stop sucking and tap on the head of the penis like a drum

>>6560399
its actually pretty hard to find someone to help you practice if you're just not into being sexual with randoms

>>6560399
I have no Idea where to get somebody to help me with this dilemma

>>6560391
you don't learn, it's instinctual
source: i had to suck and fuck my way out of a prison in tijuana when i was 8

>>6560409
>not into being sexual with randoms
so then the question just becomes "where can I get a bf" instead

>>6560419
yeah ofc
but bfs are all hiding

I am going to lose weight first, so That I will be beautiful, then I will learn to suck dicks like a tornado.

>>6560409
A stranger is only a stranger until you say hello.

>>6560410
Tends to be that guys enjoy having pleasurable things happen to their dicks, see. Consequently there are a lot of people online looking for such things to happen.

>>6560432
So is there like a "I want somebody to suck my dick.com"

>>6560429
No, you're either going to struggle to lose weight, or you'll lose weight but you'll still never feel like you're in shape enough, and will continue to suffer from low self esteem
protip: there's plenty of fat sluts

>>6560439
Yup.
It's mostly called craigslist though.

>>6560429
good luck sally

>>6560432
>A stranger is only a stranger until you say hello.
but you didn't even ask what their name was so they're still strangers

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>>6560439

just use grindr, Jacked or scruff, its way safer and better than craiglist

>>6560439
>grindr
>adam4adam
>scruff
>craigslist
>hornet
>literally just type "gay dating" or "gay hookups" into google it's everywhere
or just hire a prostitute, that might be easier, because they'll have sex with you even if they're not attracted to you and won't leave halfway through because they realise you're inexperienced (which won't happen anyway but you're probably assuming will)
At least you're not clinging onto that "I want my first time to be with a long term boyfriend who loves me and it'll be ~special~" bs, so props to you mawma

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>>6560285

i-is it bad I make cute sort of purring noises when I stretch or get comfy in bed? I've been doing it for as long as I remember and I can't stop myself

does being a fem twink make it permissible?

>>6560457
I wouldn't say it's bad, but it does seem pretty cringe worthy.

>>6560457
it's literally the exact same as barking all the time

>>6560439
There are about a dozen popular ones, yes. You may have heard of them.

Have you seriously not heard of these sites? They're pretty popular.

>>6560457
Sleep tight, pupper.

>>6560467
I just recently accepted my gayness

>>6560457
>does being a fem twink make it permissible?
It makes it worse because at least a masc4masc jock doing that counterbalances the faggotry by looking hot and manly
A fem twink doing that? At this point you might as well put on cat ears and a tail and run up to people going nyaa~~ like in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDe6cdIBeQ
Seriously it's an affectation you've developed because you think it's adorable, you can make yourself not do it too.

>>6560476
some videos should be deleted from the internet

>>6560492
This video should endure as a testament to the arrogance of man
If we go extinct, I want this video to be included in any cultural archives we leave behind.

>>6560497
YOU HAVE TO NYAA

>>6560457
hot. i do the same thing
>>6560476
you seem very sad.

>>6560474
Is that the case? Do most people not know about hookup sites?

That doesn't seem right. But I don't know what's normal anymore.

>>6560457
I think everyone makes weird groaning noises when they stretch.

>he literally just got on his phone to call himself hot
*vomits*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

: - (

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I just spent like a solid 3 hours talking about sex and guys with a girl, what we liked, what we had tried, what we wanted to try, etc etc.

It was really fun to be able to be 100% honest with someone and talk about stuff without grossing them out.

Maybe I should make more girl friends?

>>6560532
the whole point of being gay is to stay away from women

kill yourself transphobes

>>6560538

but who am I supposed to talk about guys and gay sex to? other guys are just grossed out/not interested.

>>6560539
Who are you replying to?

>>6560538
hahaha faggot falling for the cooties meme

>>6560552
>other guys are just grossed out/not interested
maybe you need to find better male friends or realize that maybe you should in fact keep your anal relapse episodes to yourself

>>6560552
gay/bi guys, then you blow them
>>6560569
not cooties, just bad personalities.

>>6560552
You could, like, have some gay friends instead. Or have no friends and play videogames. That works too. These are your only three options.

>>6560577
>>6560575

but with gay guys its different because theres the sexual tension between us.

with girls i can be completely open because there is zero chance of us ever hooking up, its really liberating.

>>6560571

but the point is that its fun to talk about these things

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

We're all going to die someday and leave behind everything that makes us happy, but most importantly sad.

I'm sad now..

>>6560575
you flaming niggers are more bitchy than women 2bh

>>6560583
only one being a catty lil cunt here is you, m8.

>>6560581
Not to bring realism into this, but wouldn't it be better if your talking about what you really liked sexually lead to a hookup? More chance of those things happening.

>>6560581
>but with gay guys its different because theres the sexual tension between us.
sounds like you have mommy issues i highly recommend taking 3 adderalls daily

>>6560582
>I'm sad now
why lol

>>6560506
"You're criticising something I like, it must be because you're unhappy with yourself"
pffft that's like the laziest /lgbt/ read, up there with "you're projecting"
He described the sounds he made as cute. That means he thinks it cute. As I often tell femmy twinks, unless they're into equally femmy twinks and not someone more masculine than them, "cute" affectations like that actually just come across as weird and forced.

>>6560595

no, i would be too embarassed to share details about myself then

talking to women is 100% anxiety-free because there are no stakes

>>6560601
Then it sounds like you enjoy talking to women about your sex life and don't need to justify it to gaygen

>>6560581
>but with gay guys its different because theres the sexual tension between us.
Only if you make it sexually tense. I have plenty of gay friends, some of whom I am attracted to, and there's no sexual tension when we talk about hookups. It's the gay man equivalent of dudebros talking about that chick they banged. Your audience for those stories are basically gay men, fag hags, and the occasional chill dyke and/or openminded straight dude

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>>6560587
how does saying facts make me a cunt?
faggotry won't even exist without faghags

>>6560601
You could alternatively lewd chat online. No stakes there.

>>6560611

but for example, say we are talking about what i like in a guy.

if i say that i really like guys with heavy stubble, and the guy im talking to has heavy stubble, he might get the wrong idea, y'know? so id have to be really careful about what i say so i dont send mixed messages, which is a pain in the ass.

>>6560617

i guess, but why would i when i could just talk to nice people IRL? plus anyone who needs to online chat is likely a little... weird.

>>6560623
Harsh.

>>6560626

oh, i didnt mean it like that

sorry if i offended you

>>6560613
Faghags weren't always around. It wasn't until the 70s when disco happened that women realised they could get themselves a bunch of ~gay best friends~
Clearly you've not seen a bunch of flaming twinks drinking cocktails together.
Also that pictures dumb, Pride parades weren't about trying to get people to accept us, they were about going "I'm a huge flaming faggot, fuck you". Hence the ever popular chant "we're here, we're queer, get used to it". Pride is for fags. It's like suggesting those parades multicultural cities host for things like diwali are about getting white people to accept foreigners - it's not, it's for those foreigners.

>>6560623
> plus anyone who needs to online chat is likely a little... weird.
You say this as you feel the need to justify yourself to online strangers
huh

>>6560628
It's cool, I'm dead inside anyway.

>>6560631

i dont feel the "need" to

its just that im not doing anything else right now so i dont mind having a discussion and considering other peoples point of view. if i was busy or had anything better to do, i would have no problem dropping this conversation in a heartbeat

capiche?

>>6560641
>i dont feel the "need" to
yet here you are, fascinating

>>6560629
>multicultural cities
>white people v foreigners
do you realize the error in our ways

>>6560644

so did you read my post or not? i think it was pretty unambigiuous, dude.

>>6560623
>if i say that i really like guys with heavy stubble, and the guy im talking to has heavy stubble, he might get the wrong idea, y'know?
Nope. There's a big difference between going "Oh man, there's something about guys with heavy stubble that drives me wild! I can't get enough of them" and making heavy eye contact and saying in a lowered tone "Y'know, I'm ... really into... guys with heavy stubble" and then biting your lip.
You'll realise when you come out the other side of "gay puberty". At the moment you're a bit like a 13 year old boy who gets choked up talking to pretty girls.
In reference to your second point you're literally chatting to people online right now.

>>6560598
You still sound very sad.

>>6560655

i guess, and i think you're pretty right-on with the "gay puberty" thing lmao. im relatively new to all this.

and as for the second part, im not chatting about my personal life directly online, so its not quite the same.

>>6560629
your point is?
the anus isn't sex organ you're delusional

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>>6560651
Well in that case it's not about white people v foreigners, I'm more talking about what Pride has become. It's not so much about protesting any more, now it's just a cultural festival for homos in the area in the same way pic related isn't for getting white people to like asians, it's just for asians to have a nice time

>>6560652
I did, you're confused. You're justifying yourself to online strangers, acting as if discussing things with online strangers is weird, and then act as if you're simply doing so because you have nothing else to do.
You chose to post, you're choosing to rationalize yourself to online strangers.

Simple concepts.

>>6560674

yes, i choose to.

im not compelled to, like you suggest, but i choose to.

you aren't very smart, are you?

>>6560658
You sound like your jimmies are rustled because I pointed out that purring in bed is autistic. Believe me, you might think you're being cute but unless you're after a femmy twink like the person I was replying to, you're going to prompt reactions like >>6559987 did.
>>6560670
My point is that faggotry would exist without faghags.
And it might not be a sex organ but I sure as hell like using it as one

>>6560673
I don't think you're fully catching the phrasing I'm just making fun of.

>>6560687
MASC4MASC BRO!!!!! IM A REAL MAN BRO!!!

You still sound *very* sad.

>>6560666
Fair do's. But yeah, you'll get to grips with it. You expecting it to become sexually tense is what's making it sexually tense, if you're relaxed around gay guys it'll become a non-issue. It comes with practice.

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>>6560674
Dude that's so deep xD

>>6560684
>im not compelled to
>but i choose to
People choose to do things they're compelled to. Do you hate being wrong?

>>6560698
I'm assuming misquote since that just doesn't apply lol

>>6560692
Bitch I'm not masc4masc, my last boyfriend wore guyliner. There's a difference between being femmy and being femmy and autistic about it. The latter case is all about deliberately doing stuff that you think makes you look cute because animoo boys do it.

>>6560476
>>6560598

I started the purring thing when like 6 or 7 because I really liked cats(it made perfect sense at the time) and I pretty much do it automatically at this point but only when I'm in bed or snuggled down

is it really that bad?

>>6560700

Compelled literally means to be forced to do something with no choice, so I don't know what you're on about mate.

>>6560692
>You still sound *very* sad.
>MASC4MASC BRO!!!!! IM A REAL MAN BRO!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>6560700

no they dont

if they chose to do it they wouldnt have been compelled, innit

>>6560706

now who feels the need to justify themselves to others?

>>6560712

idk man i guess id have to see it to be sure but i think it might be a little weird, yeah.

>>6560687
There are humans who enjoy eating shit you enjoy smearing it on your penis doesn't make it right.
Gays are mimicking sluts and faghag behavior therefore without them gays won't exist.

>>6560712
Well, that's more of a habit at this point, but you did deliberately start doing it (kids are weird, I get it) and then never grew out of it. It's a bit like being a grown man who sucks his thumb when he's stressed, it's not appealing but you can train yourself out of it.

>>6560709
"I'm not masc4masc, im just having an extended one sided argument over how enraged I feel that one guy online has a differing view on what makes a guy cute or not"

Well, I dont care what you are, but you are very sad.

>>6560709
Yeah, femfags aren't excluded from the anime bug, they too can wind up thinking they're cute anime boys.

>>6560721
Yeah but I'm not concerned with it being right, I'm just concerned without it being enjoyable.
And quite simply put, you're wrong. I'm a sausage smoking fudgehole poking snurd nurgling slut because I love being a slut, not because I'm copying women, but you're a delusional redpilled alt-right cuck so you're not going to listen to anything I say.

>>6560723
I don't feel enraged. I'm not angry at the guy who purrs in bed, I'm just telling him he sounds weird and awkward and the vast majority of people will be turned off by that. I mean, he literally asked, and then you got your panties in a bunch and decided the only reason I could be saying that is because I'm secretly sad inside (which, like I said, is the laziest defence ever and is continually mounted on here when people get upset by someone else's criticism).
If anyone here's enraged, it's you.

>>6560720
You really do sound really young.

>>6560752
so, so very sad.

>>6560740
You're more alt-right than i will ever be
"homosexuality is implicit white identity"-says the guy who coined the term alt-right.
Second check out this vid and tell me why i'm wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYYiEukvlk

>>6560740
>snurd nurgling
I googled it. You snort cum and have confused gurgling with nurgling, a Warhammer40k monster.

Nice, dude.

>>6560740
>I'm a sausage smoking fudgehole poking snurd nurgling slut because I love being a slut
hmmm
>not because I'm copying women
hmmmmm
>but you're a delusional redpilled alt-right cuck
hmmmmmmmm

>>6560759
You are very clearly wrong, yes.

>>6560767
Why though? :^)

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>>6560833
Show no love for homo-thugs.

>>6560757
so, so very rustled :^)

How goes it gaygen

>>6560878
ok
u

>>6560889

Pretty good, just a little bored.

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>>6560878

i got voted "best male chest" out of 26 other guys at a party last night

surprising considering my chest is pretty "meh" desu

>>6560904
feelgood pls

>>6560912

its true tho

i was also voted "most likely to become a drug dealer" and "hardest to kill"

>>6560904
This is what happens when you play "best male chest" at a LAN party

>>6560930

i can tell that this is some kind of rejoinder but i literally cant understand what youre saying

sorry

>>6560933
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAN_party
I guess you're too young to remember LAN parties
It's what nerds used to do

>Use affected drag mannerisms and phrases when I want to get a rise out of people or if I wanna tell them off
>It's a joke and I have a filter for it
>Brother says something stupid
>Reply with "gurl....."

Please help this is just a funny joke

>>6560970
To be fair we also had an energy drink called Bawls and gay fuel was a ytmnd fad

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>>6560973
Oh, y'all wanted to twist? C'mon, non-ironic use of drag lingo, let's get SICKENING~

>>6560984
But I'm masc4mascer

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>>6561026

>tfw my old friend who also was my crush for 5 years (grade 5 to 9) stopped talking to me almost completely after the first year of high school
>figure that he thinks that Im weird and probably knows Im a fag
>be depressed throughout highschool
>yesterday he sent me a pic of when we were like 13, sitting in a boat fishing
>I ask him why we never hang out
>He tells me that he thought that I had moved on and had other things going on now
>"I didnt want to disturb you or anything"
>Tell him that Ive felt the same way
>He basically tells me that he's always looked up to me like a big brother and that Ive always been there for him, stood up for him etc. and how he thought that he was just a little annoyance in my eyes, and that I didnt want to talk to him
>queue depression

Ive never felt this sad in my life.
Sorry, I really just needed to vent this out.

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Who else?

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#FightForWesternCivilization, brothers!

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>>6561125
While I don't appreciate the attempt to hijack what's going on into another tired /pol/ narrative, I have a cousin in Nice who was going to the Bastille celebrations and I haven't heard from him :(

>>6560904

Hey feelgood, want to play dark souls 3 together sometime?

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>>6561133
Anti-white race traitor cuck.

>>6556155
Dear Gayen,

Is stimulating your prostate gay?

One of my "straight" friends swears that it isn't, but i think taking anything up the butt is pretty gay.

>>6561209

Short answer: No

Long answer: No

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>>6561166
>(you)
>not being the biggest cuck of them all believing all these /pol/ tier ramblings and taking them to heart

>>6561121
Just me huh. That's cool.

>>6561209
Doesn't matter. He can do what he wants.

>>6561125
Scandinavians and Germanics deserve to die desu. Germany is about to ruin Europe for the third time in the last century, and Scandinavian men openly invite Somalis in to bang their wife. Neither of them are worth saving.

>>6561209
>Is stimulating your prostate gay?

No.

>>6561166

But what can I do as a gay white guy to secure the existance of our people and a future for white children ? Does this mean I have to dump my asian bf ? But he's so qt ;_;

>>6561219
Thanks m8.

>>6561234
I know it doesnt' matter. It's purely a point for discussion.

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>>6561221
>unironic use of /pol/ boogieman

Back to >>>/reddit/ you go.

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>>6561209
>Is stimulating your prostate gay?
Yes. After something enters your butt you become a homosexual. It is like a vampire. A butt vampire

>>6561241
Thanks for the feedback.

>>6561244
Time to fuck white women, it's your duty to your race. lol

>>6561257
>Time to fuck white women, it's your duty to your race. lol

Can't I just shitpost on pol instead ?

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>>6561247

>A meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem)[1] is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".[2] A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme

racism is LITERALLY a meme. we have fun online but you're meme'ing 24/7. Give it up you lil bitch

>>6561257
You're are welcome.

>tfw no maki bf

>>6558610
>Implying you can deepthroat

>>6559284
>>6559294
>>6559319
i can't deal with this
i'm just going to shave it all off and have a buzz cut. is that so awful? i can't bear the process of it slowly falling out.

I just hope i don't have weird lumps on my head.

>>6559514
27. did you ever think of just getting a really short haircut? i don't want to have to deal with the cost/slow realization of inevitability involved with rogaine/meds/transplants etc.
>>6559555
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i will never wear a hairpiece
>>6559641
hitler pls go

>>6561297
White genocide is not just a meme you moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD4Lhu7hcGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyAso3_6d4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daLx3e_93CY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXX_ogZgmZE

>>6561345
>implying I can't
you don't know me

>>6561349
who are you again?

>>6561345
He can do some crazy things with a dragon dildo

or an eye liner pencil

>>6561358
Such a bold statement requires proof.

>>6561366
ask dan
he's seen me do some stuff

>>6561358
i'm not anyone
i was just assuming you're adolf hitler in which case you should probably go

>>6561350
Yeah, it is. Those videos aren't genocide. No one is being killed en masse,

>>6561297
White Genocide Defined:
>“There can be no all-white countries anywhere, and there can be no all-white areas within the confines of those formerly all-white countries. There can be no all White communities, no all White, cities, no all White organizations.
>Do you agree with that extreme proposition?”

Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White countries for Everyone IS White Genocide. Here's a non-white who's opposed to White Genocide.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5Mt-gEOVg

>>6561361
I thought you died. Or was that Milk? I don't remember. It's been such a long time. What ever happened to Swede, Jelly, Freddie (a.k.a. cuntface), 516? and all those other faggots from that era? Should I just assume they've all committed suicide?

>>6561380
I am alive, Milk is legit dead, Swede is off 4chan, Jelly transitioned, Freddie was a hoax and was actually black
>516
do you mean 5652? He is alive and occasionally posts

>>6561372
okay then.

DAN, DAN!

Oh

>>6561361
Can you vouch for Hitler's deepthroating skills. Wasn't he becoming a top at some point? Kek. Hitler, how'd you manage topping?

>>6561391
>Hitler, how'd you manage topping?
I put my ween in a butt

>>6561378
You must have skipped about 400 years worth of history. The colonial period wants to talk to you.

>>6561387
I can't tell if you're joking or not. Is Milk seriously dead? Plz no internet memes.
Swede is gone? He'll be missed.
Jelly, eh. He never showed his face anyways.
I'm missing someone though. Who...?
FUCK, that's right! Yungslut. I'm assuming he never came back?
There was Sadfrog too. I hand't seen that guy in forever.

>>6561378
The problem with white nationalists in my experience is they use the same arguments as the people they hate, except for White people. If i say i don't want any polish mass-immigration into Britain, they'd call me cucks and say i want to kill the white race, saying i would rather let achmed rape my women. They have this idea mass-immigration is fine as long as its white people, can't get the fact most people don't want ANY mass-immigration into their heads, doesn't matter about the race or the nationality of the person. Immigration is fine if its people who have skills to offer and its limited to small numbers (10-40k a year). But instead I'm anti-white for not wanting a polish benny sponge.

>>6561399
>no longer a virgin
It's about damn time. Now don't tell me you used one of those sketchy apps. If you did, you now have aids.

>>6561406
Milk is dead
I've seen Jelly's face tho
Yung hit puberty and got ugly
Sadfrog still comes around sometimes, I have him on skype

>>6561377
You're still a race traiting cuck who is happy for genocide against their own fucking race.

>>6561411
>Yung hit puberty and got ugly
In what way, haven't seen a picture of the guy in years.

>>6561413
you are so fucking wrong with everything you are saying and don't know shit

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>>6561417

>>6561411
I've always had this interest in people's stories. Kinda makes me feel like they're not forgotten. What happened to Milk?

Does Jelly have an attractive face?

Do you still talk to Yung, or did that falling out never repair itself?

>>6561410
I only have sex with one person
and I have gotten tested numerous times
I sucked dick way before that tho

>>6561417
I'd post a pic of him but ya know

>>6561423
Shit! Puberty is right, but he's not ugly just because he doesn't look like a 14 year old. He's matured well.

>>6561423
Doesn't look too bad to me, whats he up too now anyway?

>>6561411
>got ugly
You understand he looks a million times better than your freak flaming faggot self?

>>6561425
No worries. Your better half has you covered.

What's your general consensus on blowing vs fucking?

>>6561438
um, I like it?

>>6561437
k

>>6561411
I remembered a few more. Tropic, Mocha, BlueSocks, Punchy, and SomethingSporty? What's up with those fuckers?

>>6561468
KEK! Is this for real? Don't you live in 2 different countries?

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>>6561468

>>6561460
just join the fuckig discord if u wanna know bout these fags

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>>6561468
Yo keem!

>>6561460
>>6561477
https://discord.gg/9AQBE

>>6561481
>>6561477
I appreciate the generous offer, but you know I'm too much of a closeted, autist, shut in to join a chatroom.

>>6561483
Congratz on moving out of cuckland and into FREEDOM! You moving alone, or with Swede?

>>6561481
Never really go on it desu, its 3am and you'd laugh at my voice anyway.

>>6561500
So you two are legit? Glad to see that things seem to be working out.

HOT NEW THREAD

>>6561527

GET IT WHILE IT'S FRESH

>>6561468
You look pretty beefy. You must lift. What are your stats?

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>>6561537
Most likely.
>tfw 2.5pl8 back squat
>but at 145lbs