Straight meme

in case you haven't noticed most faggots are fucking faggots

>>6374578
something you want but cant have, etc

>>6374618
But like you shouldn't do that. Having sex with a straight guy is non consensual sex.

let's not pretend there isn't a bunch of lesbians creeping on straight girls all the time

>>6374720
"cant have"

>>6374578
why do a lot of straight guys have a fetish for lesbians?

>>6374757
I've heard more of the lesbian variaty then gay men trying to creep on straight men. Some lesbians are some freaks

>>6374767
Yeah its hot when I see 2 lesbians kissing each other. But if it was just a girl who said she was lesbian then that wouldn't turn me on any differently if she was straight. A male is a male. Gay or not it's the same thing. So I don't get how it turns gays on?

>>6374578
Because of the gay porn industry, which is so corrupt it really should be dismantled by the government.
Not only do gay porn actors have immense suicide rates from all the abuse, the industry is also responsible for fetishizing straight men and bareback sex, probably because they were too cheap to buy condoms.

Every time I see some studio porn video with a 'straight' guy in it I get so fucking pissed. I legitimately hope the asshole who came up with the idea of fetishizing that shit gets AIDS and dies an extremely painful death after several long, miserable years of medical bills and suffering alone and unloved.

>>6374854
>damn.jpg

>>6374578
>Why is there a fetish for straight guys?
Internalized homophobia and masculinity complexes.

>>6374578
Straight guys are typically more masculine and have attractive interests, pass times and attitudes. They act like men and have manly voices.

Masculinity is attractive, gay or straight.

>>6374578
Tight virgin ass that we're not allowed to touch.

Forbidden fruit etc.

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>>6374578

For one, its validation from a perceived enemy.

Second, its a chance to show someone outside our world how great something can be, like showing a tourist something awesome about your city.

Third, men who prefer women are viewed as being more valuable males and the standard bearer for masculinity.

Fourth, most gays are bottoms, so dominate males are a premium, and straights are seen that way by default.

The fifth reason is sadder and pathological. Some gays hold deep shame and look at homosexuality as a diseased condition they hate to bear, and wish to 'corrupt' someone in personal vindictiveness. They dont respect themselves and think if they pleasure a straight man, they have 'turned' him somehow and view it as a sort of social revenge.

In general, I think 90% of the time straight men are just prized for their superior social privilege and worshiped as the icon of superior manhood. So like a bitch in heat, gays look at straights as pack leaders and want to have their gaybies.

There are many tumblr porn pages dedicated to the notion that gays were meant to serve straight men. Theres a lot of submission aspects that drive it also. Gays are still males and have a exceptionally keen sense of male hierarchies. The more they depart from their social image and ego, the more they respond like dogs to a master. This isnt a knock to anyone. I just mean this power sensitivity plays heavily into male-male interaction, including (but not limited to ) sexuality.

I hope this gave some insight. Be blessed.

>>6378907
So what you're saying is that it's possible for someone to be attracted to me?

>>6374767
>why do a lot of straight guys have a fetish for lesbians?
It's not actually the lesbianism they're attracted to, it's the fantasy of multiple women. Straight guys don't actually want to be cucked from a relationship where they're not wanted.

>>6374578
Its impossible for anyone except straight men to be truly masculine.

masculine women are seen as pretending to be masculine, to attract women or to get rid of men

masculine gays are seen as trying a failing to copy what they admire so much

anyone but straight men always come off as a caricature of masculinity when they try, even if it is natural to them

>>6374757
i exclusively fuck straight girls,and date bi girls.

i think that's mostly just cause i'm a closet case ftm and it validates my masculinity

>>6374767
As far as I'm aware, it's usually because there are two girls instead of one.

>>6381474
Dude, stop. You're going to scare them away.

>>6374767
they want to prove to her that all she needs is one good dicking/they can turn her straight

Do lesbians ever go for small/cute straight guys to feel masculine and or straight?

Do gay men always go for masculinity or does it always depend if they're bottom or top?

Gay face
Gay lisp
Gay wrist
Gay handshake
Gay walk
Gay talk

Why are straight men better looking again I wonder

>>6374578
Pussies are told to behave a certain way, give a shit what straight men are worth, and they obey.

because i have daddy issues and crave non-sexual but kind of sexual domination from men, something thats only possible with the straights

>>6374578
We all want what we can't have.

Forbidden fruit is the sweetest.

>>6374854
>gets AIDS and dies an extremely painful death after several long, miserable years of medical bills and suffering alone and unloved.
So basically the life of the average homosexual..

Who's to say certain straight guys wouldn't have gay sex?

I'm straight but out of curiousity I'd willing to at least give it a shot. Plus if a guy confessed to me, depending on the circumstances, I might feel too nice to say no and give being with a boy a chance not to hurt his feelings just to give him a fair shot. You never know, maybe he'll turn me.

>>6382808
>I'd willing to at least give it a shot.
You're bi, true straight guys are repulsed by gay sex. I had friends who were so straight they wouldn't sleep in the same room as their friends.

>>6374767
I think it's more about the threesome fantasy than wanting to fuck a lesbian straight or make her uncomfortable.

>>6382808
>being so much of a beta cuck that you'd consent to homosex out of social pressure

Ironically, the one kind of straight guy we wouldn't want to fuck.

>>6382827
I think it's multiple women or >>6381807 converting them.

>>6382831
wow... I think /lgbt/ just hurt /r9k/ right in the feels.

>>6382825
>I had friends who were so straight they wouldn't sleep in the same room as their friends.

Those guys probably were not straight.

>>6381474
>>6381499
>>6382455
These three are the most correct analyses.
The forbidden fruit shit is an oversimplification.
>>6382310
Depends on the person, and isn't necessarily related to being a top or bottom, but bottoms tend to want masculine, where as tops vary more, some liking masculine and some liking feminine.

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>>6374854

>>6381499
>>6378907
>tfw your a straight guy that likes video games and hates hunting

>>6382831
lol
this is why i like blue balling fags
i cant actually do it otherwise it loses the magic

Hey /lgbt/ do you get off to straight guys in gay porn?

I.E brokestraightboys.com

>>6383917

Its okay. At least 90% of the same boost we get from getting fucked by a straight man can come from just teasing and flirting with us because its still dominant interaction, because you are in control. You have the cock we want, you can walk away and feel much less loss that we will, so you have leverage.

As long as you are teasing us, you are still owning us. Push us to beg for it and we will whether we believe we will get your nut or not.

>>6383970

Only when I am convinced they prefer chicks, and a large portion of g4p end up loving the D if they stay in the business long enough.

Sadly, the usual real straights deliberately mentally withdraw during sex and just lay there. Its rare when a straight lets go and takes the opportunity to totally degrade a male to feel the rush of it.

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STRAIGHT MAN POO

I think it's the idea of being so sexually attractive ir skilled at seduction that even guys who don't normally want to fuck men want to fuck you.

It's an ego trip basically.

In addition to all the other things already mentioned in this thread.

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>>6374618
So does that make you all secret pedo's? really makes you think huh...

Here is some brutal honesty from a straightfag

We straightfags act the most normal. Fagfags are crazy.
Straight men also act the most naturally masculine, even big bears can give off hints of feminity.

t. straight anon

>>6389597
Your general candor is also hot as fuck.

>>6389619
Thanks

How are you doing tonight?

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>>6389697
Just wondering what a chill straight dude is doing on our shitty board.

>>6389790
>>6389790
The Orlando business.

Figured I'd come here and see how it's shaking out on the board but getting tired

Because aggression I'd sexually arousing and gay guys aren't good at being aggressive as gay guys. Without aggression sex loses it's charge, and gay guys are too fucking limp wristed and soft for the most part.

One of my friends is agressively gay with me and I feel like if fags saw it, they could jerk off to it.

Some gay shit is fucking hilarious
and then if it crosses the gay line, its fucking weird


>>6389597
Yeah, idk why fags like that so much
couldnt they just not act like fags

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>all gay men openly fetishize something they can, by definition, never possess

this is on the same level as wishing you could marry a pokemon

>>6389805
We have the same boring threads fighting over religion or politics every day. I'm afraid there's nothing new or interesting to experience here.

>>6389829
where in wow is this from

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>>6374767
>why do a lot of straight guys have a fetish for lesbians?

Because lesbians don't exist. All lesbians are just confused straight women who need a good dicking.

This is basic stuff anon.

>>6374767
I fucking don't, lesbians irl fucking suck.

When I watch lesbian porn, I jsut imagine there bi sluts.
The idea of turning a lesbian doesn't fucking appeal to me at all.
I don't like having to convince someone to fuck me, I want to be wanted

>>6389819
Ya srsly. Like the gay lisp; that shit is fucking socially learned. They could just knock it off an magically become 100% more attractive to other gays, bit they don't because subconsciously they're still trying to belong in a subculture.

>>6389834
All new to me. You're a regular poster here then?

Alright I'm out of topics and want to get off here.

Got some contact info you feel comfortable divulging?

>>6389850
Maybe I'm a fag for saying I don't mind there lisp and other fag shit.
I was trying to say they should not do fag shit if it helps them.
Idk the idea of like "im just like you" fags that act masculine is almost weirder to me.
Im more comftorable around fag fags

>>6389829
I probably feel more shame after jerking off to gay4pay than the guys hot-gluing their Gardevoir figurines.

>>6374767

It's not the "converting them", it's that there's two chicks and I don't have to watch a close up of some bald roidhead's ballsack

Irl one straight girl is plenty

>>6389863
How do straight guys get hard in gay for pay
do they ever explain that, do they show them taking viagra

>>6389819
Are straight guys actually aware of how excruciatingly hot it is when they ironically act gay with each other? Are you fucking torturing us on purpose?

>>6389885

Have you watched the Louis Theroux doco?

Even the straight guys in straight porn have to take heaps of viagra to keep it up, and I know from experience you can at least keep a semi even when your disgusted by what you're fucking

>>6389888
No were mostly not aware of it.

I did used to do this to my gay friend all the time.
Kek

>>6389856
....ya that's just your homophobia tho. Sexual preference really doesn't affect anything else about you, so your discomfort with masculine acting gay dudes is probably just your discomfort with gays who don't stay in their corne, clearly demarcated by their fucking idiotic accents and little dogs.

>>6389885
A lot of them do rely on drugs and there's sometimes a woman on-set to help fluff them.

I only really like watching them bottom though, so they don't need to be hard.

>>6389909
Tumblr, pls go

>>6389888
The problem is that gay shit is fucking funny.
Showing someone your balls and shit out of nowhere or any other gay shit is laughable.
Then theres this weird line where it's just fucking gay.

I don't think any of my friends even thought about gay kids liking it.

idk sometimes though I feel like the kids who initiate the gay shit are suspect

also if girls did the same thing it wouldn't be hot, like we bully each other into vulgar shit
girls need to like compare tits or jump around with eachother, if another girl made a girl smell her finger, i wouldnt be turned on

>>6389909
lol maybe
idk i dont feel like a homophobe, its just that I always hear people saying how much they hate flamboyant fags and I dont mind them

Gays that act as masculine as me always weird me out because it's like they're trying to be hypermasculine?
its not like i hate them, its just like someone whose trying to fit in but theres something a little off, and that something is that they think tits are gross and like the look of a mans asshole

>>6389900
But you've never fucked a human being anon. How would you know "from personal experience"?

>>6389930

>Implying implications

>>6389912
I recently read that fluffers don't exist, also that would be such a fucking weird one for me
if they brought in like a 10/10 pornstar for me and then I had to get blown, its a goddamn nightmare

>I only really like watching them bottom though, so they don't need to be hard.

lol

>>6389900
maybe im a fucking idiot for this BUT,
is it possible i take viagra and then sit in a room with another dude, that i wouldnt get hard?
like what if i was down right fucking disgusted
like someone murdered someone in front of me

>>6389909
Take your bullshit to some other thread. I don't want the straight guys here thinking we're all like you.

>>6389927
Ya that's just homophobia. You subconsciously think people should be sorted based on sexual orientation - you think that liking dick is such an important part of someone's identity that it should literally force them to separate themselves using mannerisms, and that anyone who doesn't do that is just pretending. And really that's ass backwards; liking dick is an unremarkable thing and it's socializing that forces the distinction in the first place, cresting annoying femmes with stupid lisps and little dogs that I just want to fucking punt (GO'S DAMMIT CASTRO QUEERS YOU GET SO ANNOYING SOMETIMES

>>6389941

If I remember correctly it doesn't just give you an erection, it just makes it easier to get it up and maintain it

>>6389941
Viagra or cialis are not arousal medications. If you weren't aroused before taking viagra wouldn't change anything.

>>6389957
Or people have behaviors that are based on genetics and there is no soul, that could be what's true instead.

>>6389957
>You subconsciously think people should be sorted based on sexual orientation
No, I don't think they should, I'm say from anecdotal evidence often they are

The argument I'm making is often time with masculine gay guys I feel like they're being disengenuine and trying to fit in.
That they don't like lispy fags and don't want to be viewed like that so they buy trucks and sprint in the other direction.
I'm sure theres masculine fags who just act like they would normally but I'd rather someone not pretend.
Not saying that lispy fags don't bullshit too, but I just feel like they get hate a lot for some reason
>>6389959
>>6389966

dude thats what I was thinking
its like steroids, it jsut helps it
so if your getting an erection for guys off viagra, maybe thats still a little gay

>>6389972
Nigga no genetics make people adopt a silly accent and gain an excessive interest in gourmet cupcakes and home decor.

>>6389988

Or they do a quick warmup beforehand to some porno

>>6389941
Fluffers are indeed employed in certain genres of porn.

I've even seen the alleged girlfriends of the straight actors featured in some gay-for-pay vids helping them get started, but that's probably just for show.

>>6389988
Well ya but once again, the gays who do that have had to deal with a lifetime of people thinking what you're saying: that liking dick makes them less masculine. How do you think you'd act if some arbitrary favt about your behavior like your taste in music or the color of your hair made you less masculine; you'd probably want to compensate, even tho those things don't have anything to do with masculinity apart from the fact that people tell you it does.

You're right in thinking it's a compensation in some cases but you're probably wrong in assuming that the baseline of masculinity among those guys probably actually is as masculine as you once you subtract out all the social pressure they're compensating for.

Moreover that's why those guys hate femmes so much; they, pretty much accurately, blame the femme for the reason straight people don't take them as seriously as they'd otherwise be taken.

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>>6389885
>>6389900
>>6389941
>>6389988

Maybe being gay doesn't exist.

I mean, men magically turn gay when sent to prison or offered money. Does that sound like an immutable characteristic of a person that they've possessed since birth, or does it sound like something they can choose to do voluntarily, like everything else humans do?

>>6389990
Yeah, that's exactly what they do, that's why I said they do. Why are you being a lying piece of shit? Oh, right, because your mother and father are.

>>6390015
Haha whatever asshole. Show me a paper that isolates the "boutique wig store" gene and I'll blow you.

>>6390023

Show me the gay one and I'll jerk you off

>>6390023
You wouldn't blow me, because you're just lying straight dog shit. And even if I had that paper, you wouldn't care, because you decided to pledge your heart to a far more worthless page of paper, or 1000 of them called the bible.

>>6390012
I don't get your point at all fag,
I'm saying that often times, some and not all
Masculine gay guys are as you said, compensating
and anyone who does that seems to end up being bitter and not fun
Dude, I'm not gay and I'm not that fucking masculine.
and either is taking dick

>Masculine
>having qualities or appearance traditionally associated with men, especially strength and aggressiveness.

Yeah, pink hair and liking shitty music is not masculine.

>>6390013
Bring gay pretty obviously doesn't exist. Just look at history: take away certain religions and errbody bi.

>>6390043
Damn you're angry for no reason

You need some straight dick in your life

>>6390045
His point was "I'm a worthless lying Christian!" Same as your point was.

>>6390047
Shut up you Jesus Christ shit eating little bitch pussy.

>>6390043
>>6390049
>>6390062

wait what the fuck, am i missing something
im straight therefore im christian?
im agnostic nigger
is this a meme

>>6390043
Lol I blew someone last night so what's another dick. I'm not a Christian, asshole. Not everyone who likes dicks is on board with the arguments that underpin contemporary gay culture.

Why are you all virgins lol https://youtu.be/9sfJPIbFuxw I'm the true pussy slayer

>>6390064
Just another one of your straight lies you worthless little infection.

>>6390065
Just another one of your straight lies you worthless little infection.

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>cool hetero guys are giving us attention
>they're playful and lewd and making my butthole tingle
>dumb faggots still want to score dumb political points and attack them

Feminism has truly castrated us.

>>6390064

The ebil Crisschuns are to /lgbt/ what the ebil Joos are to /pol/

>>6390062
You type those words but what you're really saying is "destroy my ass big masculine straight man"

>>6390073
Eh meh. I'm bi and straight acting enough that I frequently get called straight when I'm in gay bars. I've had plenty of straight guys hit on me before, mostly because I'm the right balance of masculinity/femininity such that they dont feel threatened but don't feel like they're dealing wth a fag either.

It's not special. Stay jelly, queer.

>>6390074
Ohhhh, got it

>>6390073
thanks fag
/lgbt/ is actually better then I thought it would be
ever since milo I feel like I like gays way more
honestly, I only disdain lesbians
>>6390085
> I've had plenty of straight guys hit on me before, mostly because I'm the right balance of masculinity/femininity

Serious question and sorry if this comes up a lot

Aren't you somewhat less gay if you fucked a non masculine gay guy

>>6390093
Huh? I dunno dude there's no such thing as gay. They're just male-male sex and other kinds of sex. Thinking about it any deeper and you're just gonna delude yourself. Once again, you're assuming a connection between masculinity/femininity and sexual behavior that isn't there. You're not less gay by being with a feminine partner because fucking doesn't have anything to do with femininity unless you think it does.

GAY GUY IM STRAIGHT AND DTF WHERE U AT https://youtu.be/9sfJPIbFuxw

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>>6390093
>honestly, I only disdain lesbians

Don't worry, you'll learn to hate bisexuals and trannies too before long. Then you'll truly be one of us.

>>6390122
wow, you guys really do love straight guys, holy fuck
are you guys into being cucked by straights
i almost feel bad

>>6390151
>cucked by straights

What would that entail?

>>6390122
Why do you guys hate us bifags?

>>6390157
idk, maybe it already exists
but since you revere straights so much it would be like
guys fucking a girl
fags watching
girl says shit like
>you'll never be able to satisfy a real straight man
etc
It's not that creative

>>6390163
yeah i would of though bi's would of been liked

>>6390163
Because you look down on us and treat us like shit. You pretend that you can be committed to a homo relationship, but as soon as your breeder alarm goes off you drop us for the first available womb that walks by.

>>6390187

Sounds logical to me

>>6390167
Ugh, fuck no. I don't think I could even maintain an erection with a woman anywhere in the same room.

>>6390187
I know none of you fags give a shit and you've already got enough straight fags from /pol/ sucking your dick the last day or two but fuck do gays have it rough


>>6390204
would it not turn you on to blow a straight guy while his fluffer gf watches

>>6374578
As a straight man with a dating profile online (not telling anyone where) I've been approached by gays even though my profile clearly says straight and they acknowledged I'm straight when talking to me yet they always feel like asking me out is going to work and when it doesn't they wanna just be friends? It's not all bad it happens rarely enough but that one time the gay dwarf tried to win me over by saying he can fit like 3 cherry tomatoes in his dick and kept pestering me for sex was fucking surreal

>>6390221
The only good thing about having his girlfriend present would be to confirm he's actually straight. I'd still prefer if she waited outside though.

If she absolutely had to be there, I'd definitely require her to stay beyond my field of vision and to not talk at any point.

>>6390294
wait would you get fucking bummed out if you started fucking a straight guy and he ended up being bi

>>6390326
Yeah, that would kill it for me.

>>6390373
What if he vowed off women but still jerked off to straight porn but wnated to date you

>>6390381
I don't know. I'd probably need him to give up straight porn too. He'd have to go full homo for me.

Even then, I'd most likely be too paranoid to maintain a healthy relationship - I know I'd be constantly snooping through his phone and computer, and making him break contact with any close female friends. I'm already jealous enough when it comes to fellow fags.

>>6390403
Is that because your a masc fag into twinks and all twinks are sluts

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>>6374578
Don't you know avg straight man's butthole produces honey?

>>6390403
IDK why I came up with that hypothetical but yeah I completely get your point.
It's kind of fun to be seen as just a piece of meat from a straight guys point of view

>>6389553
>want but can't have
if you didn't want it before you realized you couldn't have it , you aren't gonna want it after either. That's like saying because guys want "hard to get" girls (that really just don't wanna fuck them) that they must want to fuck animals too because they can't legally fuck animals either.