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/MascGen/ - The Big Beef Edition

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Previously on MascGen >>6291845

Have you had some beef lately? Tell us about it.
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>>6327220
How can you guys like this?
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>>6327227
A big beefy butt? Feels good on the D.
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>this will never b u
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Xth for
>tfw no giant bf who loves how big he is and loves how tiny you are compared to him and he cuddles you on the couch while you lie on his broad chest just like gently stroking your back and you fall asleep on him so he carries you to bed and wraps his python arms around you and keeps you warm at night and you wake up in the morning before him and you try to get out of bed to get ready for the day but even unconscious he's stronger than you and instinctively pulls you tighter into him so you wait there with his slow breaths wafting over your hair and after a while he wakes up and slides his giant paw of a hand into your boxer-briefs and his fingers completely surround your hard-on and slowly jerks you off while kissing and rubbing his beard against the back of your neck and massaging your chest with his other hand and then when you get close he effortlessly flips you around and lifts you to his face and swallows your dick in his huge mouth and finishes you off and after you reciprocate and try to fit his beer can dick in your mouth but you can't so you just lick the tip and jerk off the rest but he's really sensitive and enjoys it anyway and he moans and rubs your head and eventually he nuts in your mouth and then he pulls you back up to him and you cuddle for a few minutes after then he carries you back down to the couch and you watch Jurassic Park on Netflix together

Why can't this happen, /mascgen/
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reminder that fat is feminine.

Muscle only or get out
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>>6327293
generally speaking muscular guys like other muscular guys
there are considerably more twinks and skinnyfats than there are hot muscle studs, so muscle studs are at and so can demand a premium
see also the skewed bottom:top ratio
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>>6327244

I legit thought I was on /fit/ for a second
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>>6327586
Having some fat with more muscle is hnnngg though.
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>>6327801
Some fat with a lot of muscle is literally godmode.
> tfw no /fit/ 16bf% bf with amazing ass
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Looking to get back into the hookup games. What are some good apps for dating? Fucking? I already have OKCupid for both, and Grindr for the latter. How's Jack'd and Hornet?
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>>6327293
>iktf
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>>6327878
>>6327801
Linebacker build is best build
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>>6328006
I like Scruff, it has more hairy muscle dads than Grindr. Grindr is plagued with twinks
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>>6328006
Depends on what you're looking for. Want daddies and bearded men? Go Scruff. Looking for anything? Grindr. I found a hook up on OKcupid once, so you can try that too I guess. You never know and it doesn't hurt to have many options at the ready.
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>>6328006
My experience:
> Grindr is, very strangely, rarely used here and mostly filled with shit-tier guys (terribly looking and malnourished twinks, drug users, crazy people, etc)
> Scruff mostly has overweight men, ranging from early 20s to late 40s. Some have body hair, but they don't look good in it. Almost none of them are anything close to being fit, so they are the kind of guy who says he's a bear just because they're kind of fat.
> OkCupid has only 5 users around me.
> While Scruff has a lot of overweight guys, Growlr's users are plain obese. They're also dead fishes in bed because they can't move much before getting tired.
> Hornet has good diversity. It has normal-looking guys in their early 20s, and also fit men if you're ok with people in their late 20s and on. It's what I use most and has given me good results.

That said, I often hear that there aren't many good-looking men around here and half of the population is overweight, so this may explain why most apps didn't give me good results.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKA3Ycy5ioI
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>>6329122
My experience:
>Grindr is full of shitty people and old men. Mos t of them look like trash.
>Tinder has some good looking people, but nobody messages each other after they match
>OkC is literally /r9k/: the app
>Growlr is nothing but fatties who call themselves "bears"
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>>6327220
>Tfw twink
>Tfw beef doesn't want you because he thinks you have a shit personality and doesn't wanna be seen as pederast

why live?
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>>6329200
>he's probably right
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sofKYttOPVE
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>>6329200

>tfw twink
>tfw beefy fella wants you to nut all up in his bearpussy

Feels good man
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>>6329213
this has been my jam for the past 2 months
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>>6329200
>tfw twink
>tfw no beef anywhere, only fat guys who say they are "bears" and super aggressive and sexualized curlbros
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>>6329198
For me:
>Grindr has the biggest selection because everyone's heard of it. There's hot guys, there's mediocre guys, and there's a lot of blank profiles who want you to have sex with them without you knowing what they look like because they're ~discreet~
>Tinder is ok. A lot of the "non scene" gays. More of a skew towards relationships (not necessarily a bad thing) but I feel like stunners aren't that common
>OKCupid is pretty barren. The guys who are close are mostly unattractive, and my highest matches are with people I'm friends with but wouldn't want to sleep with
>Scruff is alright but mostly it just seems to mean "I have a beard"
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>>6330155
>>Scruff is alright but mostly it just seems to mean "I have a beard"
This sums it, yeah. Also:
> /fit/'s concept of bearmode: insanely strong lifter with high bodyfat, at least a few years of experience and mostly bulking or in a permabulk
> scruff users' concept of bear: has some bodyhair, likely unkempt because that's "bear-ish", and/or a patchy beard. Likely overweight with no muscle, possibly dressing in a hispter-ish fashion
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Do you get swolested by girls?
My classmates at college know I'm a faggot and they are always complimenting me on my gains, and groping my legs and chest. Most of the time I find it funny and pretend to spill my spaghetti, but some girls are getting really intense and actually propositioning me for sex. It's creeping me out.
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>>6330404

Suck a dick in front of them

It's the only solution
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>>6330437
One of the bathrooms near near the classrooms is often used for cruising.
Guess it's settled, then.
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>>6330458

Godspeed my man

Hope you get a guy who eats pineapple
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Alright this is a legitimate question, although an embarrassing one:
Erections at the gym?
I've been doing body weight exercises for about a month now to see if I'll stick with exercising, and I think I'm ready to go to the gym and start lifting big.
Question is, how do I deal with boners?
Even just looking at other guys' progress online gives me a boner. It's a weird mix of legitimately mirin' the hard work and effort and a desire to just fuck.
What do?
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>>6330979
When you feel like you're getting a boner just think of something not sexy.
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>>6330979

Wear a chastity device

https://67.media.tumblr.com/664acf0566a5c2bd396844b8da3b0258/tumblr_o7ktdgZTaT1v6es4vo2_r1_500.png
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>see some new twink in the gym
>probably no more than 140lb soaking wet
>goes over to the squat rack
>warms up with an empty bar
>sets it back
>loads up 2pl8
>think: "snap city here we fucking come"
>see him get under the bar
>oh fuck oh fuck its over
>he lifts off
>squats down
>comes back up
>no problem
>does it another 4 times
>does 2 more sets of 5 and reracks the bar
>then starts doing lmao2.5pl8 dead lifts

i was pretty sure he was going to die.
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>>6331749

Please stop staring at me while I do SS.
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>tfw beefy
>tfw beefier bf
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>>6327220
I miss my bf's beef. We see each other om skype all the time but we see each other just some days per month. Can't wait to make love to him.
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>>6331749
> tfw 155lbs 5"8'
> almost squatting lmao 2.5pl8, but not yet
> everytime I do it the PTs at the gym stare at me
> they're curl bros, their legs are twigs
> they frequently ask me what I'm doing, why I'm doing 3×5, if I'm increasing weight between sessions, etc
> they basically try to check if I'm some retard
> my uncle saw me squatting once and literally freaked out, almost made an intervention at home
> tfw don't even like talking to people during workout
> tfw regret not searching harder for a powerlifting gym, now I have to stay at that gym until september
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>>6332729
>tfw bf only uses machines when we go to the gym
>mfw I can't wait to teach him how to use freeweights and barbells
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>>6332729
>uncle saw me squatting and literally freaked out
This makes me laugh so much how ill-informed the common person is when it comes to weight lifting and exercise in general.
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>>6330404
>being friends with girls
Women are the worst especially when they find out you're gay. They take any and every opportunity to molest gay men because they think they have the right to do so since they're not straight. In their minds gay men are their pets. Shit's disgusting yo. Never be openly gay around women.
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>>6332862
His wife is a physical therapist, too. I expected someone like that to know that 114kg isn't even impressive or anything particularly dangerous.
Also:
> every time he sees me now he becomes visibly angry
> he keeps staring at my chest, it's actually creepy
> a creepy mire
> always tries to poke me for info on my workout
> "Have you been lifting weight, anon?"
> "Nah, I just do low intensity cardio now."
> "Gotta improve my endurance!"
> He also says that doing 5 squats is too dangerous, and that I should do just 1.
> Ignores the fact that, if I was doing only 1, I would have to use a greater weight than with 5
> He's also always trying to teach me about protein and carbs no matter how many he's done it before
> And he doesn't even get it right, he's frequently spouting broscience

I actually think he's jelly of my progress, now. That's the only reason I can see for how angry he becomes.
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>>6332910
Jealousy is a dangerous thing.
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>>6332910
Does he know you're a faggot? Probably why he's so jealous. Also, sounds like a midlife crisis.
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>>6332974
I don't think he knows. I'm out of the closet but it's not like he spends enough time with me to have heard me talking about some guy's juicy ass. I also don't care or respect him enough to tell him upfront.

Other fun facts:
> his stepdaughter had a gigantic crush on me but I never gave her any attention because faggotry
> now she wants to get into the same college I go to and work on the project I created
> his daughter, who lives with her mother in another city, adores me because he justs leaves her with me when she visits
> we play vidyia, I take her to the beach, she's a great kid (her mother's doing a great job)
> he's been doing judo + gym for a long time but still looks the same as when he started it, no gains at all DYEL

I also don't plan on ever seriously talking with him about my workout ever again. I want him to really believe that I'm getting all these gains with just low intensity cardio.
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>>6333019
>I want him to really believe that I'm getting all these gains with just low intensity cardio.

super kek mang
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>>6327244

>you will never have a beefy judo bf that will train you to glory

Why bother living?
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>tfw it's not socially acceptable to squeeze and fondle beefy butts on sight
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>tfw cuts in mouth for a week
HOW DO I MAKE THE STINGING STOP
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>>6329753

A rare twink top. How many bara asses have you jizzed in? :3c
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>>6327220
That image makes me want to cry from jealousy.

Beef is too good.
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>>6333105
It is if you go to a really lewd gay bar where people walk in underwear

>>6333093
> tfw want to do some martial art because it's fun and to meet thick guys to roll around with
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>>6334203

Go fo BJJ. The entry level is surprisingly low for a martial art, and you get all the cuddles you want.

It's also fun, esp. but you'll have to get some throw/takedown training with someone else, because trainers have a bad habit of skimming over it.

Go for it, I believe in you if you believe in me!
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>>6334937
I'm thinking either of judo (which I trained for two years when I was a kid) or BJJ. It also helps that I live in Brazil and there are many BJJ places around here.

Still, I'm busy right now with my regular strength training, college and life stuff. Maybe I'll start it later this year, when I get some more free time.
And thanks for your faith senpai.
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>>6327293
I had two boyfriends like this

The first was unemployed undiagnosed autistic who went through his temporary housing with the sheath of a katana destroying the walls. He still works at Goodwill five years later

The second was 6'9" but so damaged by his upbringing that he was a sycophant. He still sends me weird comments demonstrating boundary issues.

Oh well. am having the 2nd over for dinner on Saturday.
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>>6336435
You like controlling others is what I got out of this post.
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>>6336473
>being this visibly upset over things that don't matter
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All I want is a bara bf who isn't grossed out by my foot fetish. Is that so much to ask?
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>tfw my powerbotton proposed
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>>6336751
Congratulations! How did he propose?
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>>6336775
Took me out to dinner to the place we went on our first date and asked me if i would spend the rest of my life with him.
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>>6336743
Feet are gross
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>>6336796
That's cute, anon.
Post a pic of the ring so we can make it the next OP
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>>6332837
Why are big juicy pecs the best?
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>>6336881
for motorboating
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>>6336743
>tfw bony hands and wrist
>i will never be thicc
also i recently learned the reasoning behind foot fetish and I think it's really cute
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evening /mascgen/.
did you pr today?
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>>6337189
I wasn't able to go to the gym for the last week and a half because moving but my numbers weren't down so I consider that a victory
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>>6336751
Congrats, anon. May happiness follow you for the rest of your lives.
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>>6336751
>tfw dyelfag with no powerbottom bf to pump my seed in
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>>6333553

None bc I use condoms bc I don't want AIDS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NCE6p3R6kA
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>>6338143
that's sexy as hell
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>>6338143
Oh man, that made me horny
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Guys which Overwatch husbando is best husbando

I vote Reinhardt cuz he's giant and /fit/
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>>6339816
>memewatch
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>>6339898
It's a pretty fun game.
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>>6339940
So is TF2.
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>>6327777
Same tbqh.
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>>6339947
>Calls Overwatch memewatch
>recommends TF2 in the same breath
Was that on purpose
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>>6340155
Jesus Christ.
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>>6340212
Source?
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>>6340311
Ron-9's "Gyakuten"

http://myreadingmanga.info/ron9-gyakuten-english/
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How to deal with crushing sadness familia?
Currently stuck in a 3rd world country and wont be able to move for some time
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>>6341098
You have to be strong anon, and keep looking for a way to get the fuck out of there
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>>6341098
Study as much as you can until you can get a job in a better place and move.
I doubt I'll be able to leave my third world country, but at least I'll leave my shitty town to a less shitty town with more gays.
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>>6341127
>>6341157
The worst thing is even if I manage to get out of here Im most likely going to be useless lol
Since my major is foreign languages and Im going to be a translator
rip hopes and dreams
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>>6341172
What languages are you fluent in? There might be hope if you're good in at least two major languages.
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>>6339898
It's actually pretty fun, homo.
>>6339816
Rein is a good one. Roadhog though~
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>>6341321
My native language is ukranian but Im fluent in english and russian
so Im fucked unless I learn mandarin or something
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Well guys I don't know what to say

I'm a mean person. I enjoy saying mean things. Physically hurting people is far off from anything I'd do.
I suppose it's mentally weak people? Weird too cause I was in a place where I was very depressed and suicidal every day.
I triggered someone today. I spoke about summer vacation. I also "triggered" someone because I mentioned the Baltics and made a joke about potatoes. The person I was talking to wasn't even Baltic. The same person I "triggered" over the Baltics was an uneducated stay at home, not with their parents, non-binary (I don't actually think they were) male that got disability checks for some reason or another.
I don't know what's up with me. I wasn't like this. I'm just becoming a mean person now. I have a friend that talks to me in a baby voice and it annoys the shit out of me. I'm rude as a result.
I'm just mean and I don't know what's happening

What do you guys think?
Beef for your time.
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>>6342809
I think that I don't understand much of what you said but if you have anger issues you should get some anger management or something.
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>>6339816
Genji because of his cute, shiny butt.
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>>6342809
Goal body rhfam
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>tfw it's already 1030 and you haven't met your calorie goal yet
>tfw you need to go to sleep to be up a 5am

i need to spend less time on the computer and more time preparing meals.
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>>6342809
He should pierce his bellybutton

Would look so cute
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>>6339816
Torbjorn is a real cutie, I would def smooch
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>>6342809
>goalbody

also what the fuck are you even talking about? Who cares if you make fun of some shitty special snowflake? Those people are mental anyways, maybe he'll off himself.
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>>6343237
It's so weird seeing that name pop up everywhere lately since it's my uncles name.
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>>6342809
Welcome to 4chan
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Oh hi Maki
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How's your fitness progress, /mascgen/?
I'm going from Intermediate to Proficient in a few lifts, getting better with each passing day.
> weight 70kg
> benching 80kg
> back squatting 115 kg
Not impressive numbers by any standard, but I'm getting better.
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>>6344661
I've accepted that I'm a weakling and need a big strong man around the house while I bring home the bacon with my STEM job
>weigh 160 lbs
>bench 135
>squat 155
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>>6344741
For how long have you been liftan?
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>>6344741
That's cute.
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>>6344741
I bet you think you're superior to others because you're a STEM major.
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ex deletes me on various social media platforms but then still proceeds to contact me.
is he just trying to get a rise out of me?
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>>6344855
I'm like three years now but I'm not like crazy serious about it. Two or three times a week for two hours and my diet is nowhere near under control. I'm actually pretty comfortable with my body. I'm pretty lean and sorta toned but I'm by no means HUEG like the kind of guys I would be into. I'm happy with how I look but at the same time I feel like I have to bring SOMETHING to the table physically if I want to have giant muscle bara bf

>>6344870
I make pretty decent money for being 24, but I don't think STEM majors are better than liberal arts or anything like that. I have run into the kind of people you think I am and yeah I find them obnoxious

>>6344855
I just found this gif set
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>>6344661
I've been lifting for like 6-7 weeks but I've been struggling to be consistent with friends visiting, moving and a couple other things

Hoping I can progress today even though I got drunk yesterday and ate like shit

>weight 185 lbs
>squat 125
>deadlift 120
>bench 75
>OHP 70
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>>6344889
What is the source I wanna see them do the frick-frack
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>>6345019
tumblr gifs are like notoriously difficult to source. All I have is the post

>>6345039
Are you the magical giant bara bf?
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>>6345060
Good.

>>6345018
These are good stats for 7 weeks of lifting. Maintain discipline and keep up the good work.
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>>6337492
>tamao koike
Are you real?
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>>6345136
Thanks bro, hoping to hit 1pl8 squat today
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>>6345097
I wish I wasn't a macro fag. There are so many nice and hot guys I have to shoot down because there's not over 6' and I feel so stupid for doing it
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Does anyone here actually cum from a blowjob?
I can't imagine it.
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>>6345359
I had a bf who could do it to me regularly. Was the only good thing about him because he was insane
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Sup /masc/, sometimes i post here,, my original post a while back was about a break up and bla bla bla and how i was now looking advice on working out etc.

Had said i started to row and run and do the couch to 5k thing, well, a few days ago i finished that and ran 6k for the first time. I started at 338lbs and im down to 309lbs, still got a long way to go but im getting there. Been speaking to others who have reccomended i start liftan too so i'll be starting that shortly.

I guess this post is just a thanks to anyone who might recognise it for the advice and encouragement, im not where I need to be yet, but im gettin there. Thank you /masc/
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>>6345180
Yes.
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>>6345381
I remember your post (specifically that you were rowing, that's what reminded me). I gave you some advice, I guess.

I'm really happy for you, anon. 30lbs is a big weightloss, and it was in a short time as well. You're surely seeing that improving your body is a long-term journey, and now you're reaping the first benefits. Congratulations, you've done well and from now on these benefits will only grow.

About lifting, that's a good idea. You won't gain much muscle while you're losing weight, but if you're a beginner you'll most likely get some sweet noob gains and you'll maintain more muscle mass. That's pretty good on the long term.

Once again, contragulations. Keep us updated on your progress, you're gonna make it.
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>>6345407
>Its basically a fit general with homosexuality
So, standard /fit/?

>>6345508
>>6345508
>You're surely seeing that improving your body is a long-term journey, and now you're reaping the first benefits.
Yea, it really is something that you just have to keep working towards. Its cool now though as all of my clothes are too big, never experienced that before haha

And thanks for the advice anon, i dont really know anyone into working out so folks like yourself have been a huge help.
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>>6345381
Good job senpai, I know some of those feels and trust me it'll feel way better when you get to the other side

Also you really should be taking shirtless progress pics and using myfitnesspal if you aren't already
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>>6345549
Standard /fit/ banned /hbg/. /mascgen/ is a different version of /hbg/. Just gayer with more
>tfw no gymbrobf
feels
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>>6345471
I really need to stop force feeding my hopes because of 4chan posts.
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>>6345791
what was /hbg/?
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>>6345980
husbando gen is my guess.
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What are some fun things to do in Portland?
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>>6345609
Thank you anon :) I do indeed use MFP and have been taking shirtless pics. the Fitbit has been a huge motivator too.

Just got an impromptu date with a guy ive been chatting too for a bit, wish me luck masc.
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>>6346515
Good luck bro
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>>6345980
>>6346084
This
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>>6345266
Do you also have a penis size difference fetish? I'm ... "average" but i think it would be a big turn off if i felt small next to another guy with a huge cock.
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>Been seeing a guy for awhile
>Attractive, great personality, good job
>Very romantic, interested in long term relationship (same as me)
>Super low sex-drive, prudish about sex in general

I really like this guy but I dunno if I can deal with the lack of sex. I feel bad about it too, like I'm too obsessed with sex or something. I just find it so frustrating that I spend the night with this guy and he doesn't want to do anything because he's 'too tired and not in the mood.'
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>>6346893

He's cheating on you
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>>6346893
When was the last time you had sex? How many times a month on average?
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>>6346773
I never pegged myself as a size queen but I'm into a dude being bigger than me in everyway, so dick is kind of a part of that. At the same time, I'm pretty well off at 7" so it's not crucial they be bigger, but I will not deal with a micropenis
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>>6347195
Although I do admit that your fetish is patrician and of good taste, I understand that it must be hard only liking people who fit a very statistically small part of the population.
It's already hard finding a good gay man to bf, it must be quite grueling finding someone like that who's also really tall. My condolences.
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>>6345062
>>6344889
this is my fetish.
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>>6347739
Yeah it's really frustrating. I dated a swole nice ginger guy who liked video games, but he was 6' so my stupid fucking brain made me sabotage what was probably the best relationship I've had

>>6347968
Size difference cuddling is best cuddling
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I'm sorry to intrude in your safe space, but I wanted to know how is the gay experience for masc manlets.
I'm mtf and I really like tough short guys, but they always seem to have their self-esteem wrecked. I hope they have a cosy place in the gay community at least...
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>>6348134
I think there is to some extent but it's not as extreme as it is in the heterosexual world. Some guys like tight tiny guys
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Are there any single husbandomode guys in southern arizona that would be interested in an otter?
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>>6348651
I'm not there but I don't think I'd date anyone I met through 4chan tbqh
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>>6348696
this.
it's like a grinder reserved for autists.
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ok /masc/ post a sfw screenshot of the last porn you fapped to
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>>6348813
>that
>sfw
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>>6348696
I found my first bf here.

We broke up a couple months ago, but it was a good run of two years. Little drama to be had, and he wasn't a total memespouter.
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>>6330238
>scruff users' concept of bear: has some bodyhair, likely unkempt because that's "bear-ish", and/or a patchy beard. Likely overweight with no muscle, possibly dressing in a hispter-ish fashion
I hate this shit. this pisses me off
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>>6348134
>tfw no buff gymbro manlet bf
A little bit /pol/ wouldn't be too bad either.
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>>6349100

all shapes and sizes mang
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Gayfags, want to run something past you. Is this good or disgusting?

I'm a dude and I rarely use soap when I shower. I really only use soap when there is actual dirt that needs to be scrubbed off, which is about never. I don't use deodorant either. I'm clean, but I have a very distinct scent that doesn't bother me (especially when I smell my own armpit), but wondering if it's offensive to anybody else and generally frowned upon in your sexual experiences or if it's a turn on.
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>>6349598
You must be an American because Europeans bathe like twice a week sometimes 3 times a week. You're not dirty, but Americans are deathly afraid of smelling like a human. We are animals our individual scents are used to attract mates. Personally I like the smell of BO sometimes, but rancid BO from people from india usually disgusts me. To each their own mang.
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>>6349598
the best smell is your taint between your hole and your balls. Smells heavenly
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>>6349623
Second that. Right behind the balls is where it's at... -///-
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>>6349598
Well, as >>6349607 said, in some places what you're doing might be pretty ok. But I live in a place that's pretty hot during the entire year, so bathing at least once a day is pretty much a necessity. If you bath daily, I guess your smell would likely not be a problem for me. At least not a problem that can't be solved with a quick pre-sex bath, anyway.
You say you have a "distinct scent" that doesn't bother you. It might be, it might not, depends on your body chemistry. The fact that it doesn't bother you doesn't say much since it's pretty easy to get used to your own smell, and we're often desensitized to our own scent.
Anyway, let me give you a tip: at least wash your ass with soap. It takes less than a minute and makes such a huge difference in sex, and afterwards it feels pretty nice.
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>>6348875
I last jerked off reading a macro story tbqh
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So I'm gonna need your help mascgen

Been talking to this guy online for a while now, into loads of the same kind of stuff and get along quite well
So recently he invited me to play online with him, and I readily accepted
He's much better than me (but I'm pretty bad), and we finally heard each other's voices, and his is, unfortunately, pretty gay
He definitely doesn't look gay, he looks cute in my opinion (and I'm into "normal-looking" guys I've been told)
But yeah, in some ways I'm glad because nobody's flawless and at least I've seen his now
I just really hope it doesn't grate on me over time and that I can look past it cos I really, really like him
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>>6349980
nobody's perfect. go for it, anon.
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>>6349980
Honestly, for me, gay voice is so little of a concern because my tastes are so highly specific that I'm not gonna let how they sound influence my decision. What they say, not how they say it, is what will matter to you in the long run and you get used to his voice
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>>6349980
I've met guys who had an "effeminate" voice and I simply could not stand it. I've also met people with the same kind of voice and, oddly enough, I found it cute or charming coming from them.
I guess, at least to me, it depends on the whole picture. If the guy you're talking can pull it off — and some people surely can — then you might find yourself appreciating his voice as time goes by, or at least becoming indifferent to it.
That said, I am picky when it comes to a partner's voice (but I'm pretty receptive in most other aspects.) It just so happens that I've always intensely valued a person's voice and I sincerely believe it can tell much about who they are.
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>>6349607
>Europeans

Nope.
I am from Europe as well and bathing/showering once a day is the norm here.

It all depends on your lifestyle imho, if it's cold and you do IT or administrative work or something than it might be ok, but if it's hot and/or you do something that makes you sweat you should definietly shower at least.
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>>6349571
/pol/ is worthless and unpleasant

>>6349100
That's what a bear actually is though. Just because /fit/ is co-opting gay slang (in this case saying bear = muscle bear) doesn't make them right.
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I'm like addicted to rimming. fml.
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>>6350569
Not the anon you're responding too, I'm actually the anon from >>6330238
What bothers me about scruff is not that people use bear like that. My complaint is that, in my area at least, I usually find that self-identified "bears" have little to no body hair and say they're bears as a synonym of "I'm fat." Some of them are barely in their 20s with a just a ring of nipple hair and they believe that's it, that's everything they need to fit in this category.
If you're fat and have body hair I can see that identifying as a bear can be adequate. But some people do use it inadequately as a way to hide that they're plain fat.
But whatever. It's just a pet peeve.
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>>6350647
Japan is pretty weird
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>>6349980
Everytime I find a guy that looks more on the manly side here and they link their instagram or something they always have
- only female friends
- a shot of them taking botox or something
- just hanging out with the girls
- #gaybro with my #faghag
I can't stand it and I'm not falling for it any longer. Why do so many gay men turn into this? I don't like that culture at all and it doesn't feel like its a natural interest either, it feels more like that's how they think it should be and that they had no choice.
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>>6350665
As a gay guy, having some female friends can be pretty great IF you find decent women that can genuinely be great friends (which is not that common). They are fucking great wingmen and have warned me about crazy people I should not approach, among other things.
So I guess these guys you're talking about are probably men who got close to women who think of gay men as more of a fashion accessory or an asset to expose. And they probably like it, all this exposure might get them laid. Some of these guys are sex workers, too, so that's a way to advertise themselves, or they might exchange sex for drugs/roids. Or, maybe, they just crave attention.
So, you can guess what kind of person would be willing to submit themselves to being a female's little toy. These people aren't exactly nice because no normal person would do it.
That said, my good female friends are all straight girls who are surprisingly masculine/tomboy-ish, so your mileage may vary.
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>>6350714
>>6350665
I could stand to have more female friends tbqh.
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>>6349598

That's disgusting, please shower with soap and use deodorant on your nasty smelly pits
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>>6349598

Can I lick your freshly showered deodorant-free musky hairy pits? N-no homo
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>>6352084
This actually reminded me that, when I know I'll have sex, I might not put deodorant if I think that my partner might want to lick my pits.
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/mascgen/ what do you think about relationships with huge age gaps? Have you hooked up with men much older or younger than you?
What're your opinions on it? Any personal experiences?
My experience:
> mostly have sex with people older than me, rarely with anyone my age
> don't fit in with people of my age, I look older and people often ask if I'm 28 despite being 22
> don't like how twinky most men around their 20s look
> still want a bf who's around my age and with whom I can share my youth
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>tfw no gym buddy bf

I feel like I have potential to be a qt if I got fit. I lost 90lbs but most of the time I still feel like the same fat piece of shit. How do you get over feeling hideous? Being 5'6" manlet doesn't help.
Is there hope for me, mascgen?
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>>6352300
They're fine. I'm with someone 5 years older and we're great together.

I've hooked up with a daddy a couple times years back. It's nice lewding it up with someone with experience under his belt (among other things).
>>6352340
There's always hope, anon. Sometimes...believing is all we have.
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>>6352340
>Is there hope for me, mascgen?
Probably yes. There're very few people for which there truly is no hope ever.

How much do you weight now? And how much of your current weight is fat/muscle? (If you don't know your bodyfat percentage, just describe yourself.)
Unless you're severely crippled or ill, you most likely can achieve swolehood given enough time and effort. Since you already lost 90lbs, I'd wager that you already have in yourself enough willpower to achieve a lot.
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>>6350665
If someone I know uses #instagay or anything along those lines they are unfollowed and no longer my friend
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>>6350665
I just checked the gay bro hashtag on Instagram and everyone on there is a massive faggot who belongs in femgen
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>>6352351
Thanks, anon.

>>6352358
Not really sure how to describe. My biggest was 289, lowest 199, I'm at 215 now. Nothing aside from what I'd assume is depression/low self-esteem, but I have insurance so there's really no excuse not to see a therapist or something. Do you guys think it'd help? Medication?
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>>6352436
> 215
Yeah, there's hope for you. Don't worry about that.

> depression
> therapist
Yes, go for it. Find a therapist you like (might not happen on your first try) and just be honest. You might be prescribed some medication if you go to a psychiatrist, which is typically a step further from a therapist.
Some people really benefit from medication, some go through terrible side effects and change medication a few times until they find one that's satisfactory. But your therapist + psychiatrist might deem them unnecessary for your situation.
Exercise helps, it makes you feel better when you really get into it.
By the way, look at pic related. Which one would you say is your goal body? How do you want to look like in a few years?
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>>6349980
i fucking HATE the gay voice
it's so annoying
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>>6352448
>tfw between G3 and G4
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>>6350569
If you're a bear, you should have some muscle mass.
Otherwise you're just fat.
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>>6352482
>google search
>'bear men'
Jesus!
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>>6352448
I don't know, E3-E6 territory? I'll likely have issues with loose skin, though, so maybe F6/F8.
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>>6352478
There's no better time than today to start getting /fit/

>>6352584
That'll take you some time, but it's achievable. There's hope.
About loose skin, yes, that's a possibility I guess.
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>benching today
>do 155 x 5
>easy
>165 x 5
>easy
>175 x 5
>easy
>185 x 5...
>fuck up on number 4
goddammit.

>>6352572
i'm disgusted.
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>>6352572
Simply lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVaUTJpkqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V6QEoPX_cU

i have a fetish for massages
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>decide to have lunch food for breakfast
>corndogs and fried potato bits
>seems okay
>rancid smelling shits and farts
>asshole burning
What in the hell!
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>>6354051
Who is this Spunk Hunk?
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>tfw you will never be told to feel how rock hard his bicep is and you nervously touch it but quickly retract your hand but he grabs your tiny hands in his huge paw and runs your hand along his arm and along his hairy chest and he pulls you closer and closer until you're inches from each other, his breath on your lips and then he puts his huge hand behind your head and pulls you into him
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>>6355152
eat gud

>>6355934
>nervous

Why be nervous of a man I'm clearly attracted to?
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>>6356119
>not knowing about tsundere shyness
Dude do you even WATCH anime?
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>>6356293
>expecting anime tropes irl

Holy shit lol
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>>6356312
>irl
>implying tfw stories have any basis in reality
Are you new?
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>>6356361
I'm not the nervous wreck trying to save face that I need to watch anime in order to understand feelsposts, so clearly not.
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>>6356361
what are you even talking about anymore
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>>6356398
If I have to explain shitposting, it ruins the shitpost
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>>6356413
/gaygen/ seems more your speed, why don't you try there?
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>>6356417
I was just bumpin the thread with a tfw post. Chill out
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>>6356413
thanks for your quality posts of fitness and /mascgen/ dyelfag
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>>6356427
And, uh, I was replying in earnest.
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>>6356441
gaygen is worthless. I'm the macro fag and I'll shitpost about no giant bf as much as I want
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>>6357920
> cut has been over two years
> pic related
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>>6352300
pretty much my same experience. even in a major gay city.
there's however a handful of 20 something qts that fit the mature bear type that i've seen around
they're usually taken ( ._.)
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>>6358629
This gif is perfect and I love you
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>>6359137
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How long should I wait after a hook up to text the guy? We spent the afternoon together before we fucked and I really enjoyed and I think he did too. He's leaving town and will be back in july and he said he wanted to see me again but maybe that's just because I had his dick in mouth.
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do gays only like white guys?
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>>6360481
Cuz gay community is racist af
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>>6360481
Thats individual, i literally dont have problem with any race as long as i like someone.
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>>6360481
You should instead ask yourself what's the gay population like where you live. Each population, even in the same country and state, has particularities which can shape your experience. Some places might not be favourable for blacks, asians and latins, while others might be great for them or just a few ethnicities.
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>>6359159

Just fucking text him. Don't play games, if you like him, tell him. If he wants to play games with you he doesn't like you enough so fuck him
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Evening /masc/ me (>>6346515) again.

The date went well and we have hung out a few times since. He seems pretty sweet and genuine and sweet on me but half the time we are talking he is either super into it, or super not into it. Seems to be pot luck whether which I get. I've asked whats up and when he has been down its been related to external factors but I dunno, something just feels off.

Do I trust my gut? Last time I didnt and ended up subjecting myself to six months of gold diggery and princess complex. So i'm kind of more inclined to go with my gut feeling this time but im wary I might be allowing one very bad experience influence my thoughts a little too much.

Any advice?
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>>6361646
I understand what you mean by gut feeling. But if things have been somewhat good until now, it might be reasonable to give this guy some more time. You can keep talking with him for a week more, seeing how it goes.
But if your gut feeling persists after this set time, then follow it. I don't know about you but I've never regretted following my gut, ever, but many times I've regretted not following it.
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>>6361985
>I've never regretted following my gut, ever, but many times I've regretted not following it.
Ha, isn't that the truth friend. Went against my gut last time and well, as i said, very bad idea. I think what you've said is a good idea. My experience in dating is limited haha.
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happy with my body and how trainings going but I still have love handles for days.
I don't know whether to just diet and shred and become otterish? If I keep eating and training they're gonna still be there. Dilemmas
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Kill Bill's a pretty good movie
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>browsing Hornet
>see all these pretty boys with gradient tinted selfies and body shots and CLEAR photos
>tfw can't take a good selfie with screen camera on my phone because it's all grainy

An iPhone still isn't worth it for the banner camera though. Plus I don't want to max out the brightness like some dumb baby.
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>>6369940
>>>/pol/
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>>6362834
>cute boy
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Never posted on /lgbt/ but wanted to know if I can get some help from the men in here
> tfw wanted to be fem for 3 years
> tfw have been 6' since I was 16
> large build from years of rugby and martial arts
> Get sad
> Gain weight
> Now at 24% bodyfat
> receding hairline at 18

Any tips on how to get over the emotional shit and regain some feeling of masculinity? Ive already started going to the gym again but I always feel like Im just covering up for my inability to feel like a proper bloke.
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>>6373163
stop worrying so damn much about your masculinity, doing that is inherently not masculine.
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>>6373163
> regain some feeling of masculinity?
Hey. I'm one of the /fit/ anons who frequently post here, normally about how to get swole. That said, let me give you some specifically non-fitness advice.

Being /masc/ is not so much about being big and strong. I'd say, actually, that being fit is not even remotely necessary to be masculine, and that there are some very strong guys who are definitely not masculine because of their attitude. And, also, there are feminine-looking guys who are quite masculine.
So, being /masc/ is more an attitude thing. Which actions or characteristics are masc or not, though, is something that no one agrees on, and that's not necessarily something bad.
Ask yourself what being "masc" entails for you. What are the specific characteristics you find desirable for yourself?
As >>6373232 said, worrying too much about being masc is inherently not masc because masculinity is so based on being confident and secure of yourself.
I never asked myself how I could "become more masc." I just saw that there were things about myself that I wanted to improve, and in doing so people started saying I'm masculine. So I never set out to be masculine, despite that being what I got.
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>>6373232
>>6373289
I guess that makes sense.
Im just tired of feeling insecure and people doubting my masculinity as well i guess.
Cheers for the advice, I'll give it a good think
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>>6373312
But I'm curious. WHY did you want to be feminine back then, and why do you want to be "masc" now? What changed, and what do you think being masc is?
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>>6373350
not him but i considered being a trap back in undergrad since i had the face/hips/frame
then i realized i don't have the personality to pass and decided to bulk up.
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>>6373350
I guess back then I may have been confusing wanting to bottom with being inherently submissive and feminine, and that lead to me feeling a desire to be more feminine. That combined with an idealised vision of male feminine beauty and wanting to be that. Along with this I had begun feeling that way not too long after losing my virginity, an pretty shitty experience that left me feeling incredibly vulnerable
Nowadays I guess I want to be masc because I realised that being physically feminine was an impossibility for me, and its been leading me to feel depressed and overall ruining my love life whilst Ive been dealing with it.
In my view being masculine is embodying what is typically viewed as "manly" not only in physique but how you conduct yourself and the morals you stand to, such as being there for family, providing, and generally being a pillar of physical and emotional strength.
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>>6373392
> I realised that being physically feminine was an impossibility for me
Well, I can't say that's a good reason in itself. If you want to be "masc" because you can't be feminine, it'll still be very hard when you look yourself in the mirror in a few years because you'll still think of the feminine man you never got to be.
If being masculine is your choice simply because being femme is an impossibility, that's not a solid ground to build yourself on.
That doesn't stop you, though, from trying to find a stronger, more solid motivation. And I think you are already somewhat aware of this, because you said:

>In my view being masculine is embodying what is typically viewed as "manly" not only in physique but how you conduct yourself and the morals you stand to, such as being there for family, providing, and generally being a pillar of physical and emotional strength.

You shouldn't strive to be "masc". You should, instead, set your sight on these ideals you are aware of. Try to achieve them, motivate yourself to improve yourself in that way, and eventually you'll have a strong, genuine sense of your own masculinity. These ideals, also, are smaller steps than "becoming masc", and when you you establish smaller goals you're less likely to give up on the way.
Please, take this masc, /fit/ butt as a welcome gift to /mascgen/. Don't be a stranger.
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Hey there /mascgen/. What are you going to do tonight to forget the pain of never having a beefy, giant, qtpi husband? Right now I'm going to smoke weed until I fall asleep.
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>>6374300
Reading the SS FAQ to learn my lifts.
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Good morning, /mascgen/. Happy Monday.

https://youtu.be/FzqeOLorE7c

Keep fighting the good fight.
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>>6362794
same. any advice?
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>tfw big and beefy
>tfw big and beefier daddy bf

:)
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>>6375954
>daddy
Ew. I hope you don't seriously call your bf that, fucking gross.
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>>6374788
> morenatsus on mascgen
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>>6376209
>>6374788
>furry porn on blue board

>>>/trash/
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>tfw don't want to go to work
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>>6376324
I wasn't saying that as a good thing. I'm actually disgusted that he's staining mascgen.
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>>6376347
I'm not shunning you I'm just correcting you since you actually know the individual name of that /trash/ instead of just calling it furry shit
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>drinking coffee
>dreading work soon
>watch a bear play in a tub
>realize Bernie will never become president (even though he's the only one to save this country from complete shit that it is now)
Things are falling apart around me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=C0BXAd7cVzk
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>>6376419
Don't worry m8. Bernie has fewer delegates than Hillary but he can still win !
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>>6376891
>>6376419
Hilldawg's pretty good imo

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/briefing/factsheets/2015/12/17/fighting-for-full-equality/
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I hope no one from mascgen bros died or got hurt :(
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>>6376911
Kek
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>>6376931
Take the Hill Pill
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>>6376921
>/mascgen/
>clubbing and pnp

Lol
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>>6375405
i got none senpai,
i was looking for some myself
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>>6376921
thankfully they didn't shoot up a gym
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>>6376921

I wouldn't be caught dead at a gay club
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>>6376891
>trump attacks hillary only
>hillary attacks only trump
>bernie gets no publicity negative or possitive
>everyone forgets about bernie
>ron paul is still ignored
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>>6376921
Chances are anyone who is in Orlando who comes to /mascgen/ or 4chan for that matter doesn't go to gay clubs.
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>>6379707

This lol, every single fag I've ever met in real life doesn't even know how to use anything other than apps like Grindr, Instaslut, Snapchat, Kik, etc. etc. they have no idea about anything else on the internet, if it's not a popular app or gets them dick it doesn't exist
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>>6379707
>>6379965
I go to my local gay bars pretty regularly. There's a vigil tomorrow that I'm going go to for Orlando. I would have gone to one yesterday but Game of Thrones

I admit it's a little scary to think that something like Orlando could have happened at a bar I was at, but I won't let that shithead have power over me
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just had to tell someone I've been hanging out with that I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now and I feel like I've hurt his feelings and now I feel bad.

Like he's so nice but I'm not really there in my life as I'm still kind of figuring myself out right now.

I don't know what I want but I'm not ready for something serious at all.

Urgh.
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>tfw no juppdaddy husbear
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>>6380144
That man has to be the most perfect man in the entire world.
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>>6380388
If that's how you feel, you did the right thing. Better to let him down now than later, when he would have so many more feels towards you.
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>>6380600
Thanks. I mean we kind of left it ok.
He said he's still really into me, but gets that I'm not looking for something serious and still wants to hang out if I haven't been scared away by his keenness. I'm happy to see him again as I enjoy hanging out with him.

I think I might have to have a proper convo with him to explain myself a bit further as to what I'm trying to figure out etc.

I don't know man. I hate all this deep stuff. If anything this has made me realise that I need to get my head round what I'm going through and sort myself out.
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Why does the thought of having a sexy be aloof and mean to you such a turn on? Is it the challenge of making him gradually warm up to you?
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>>6380835
Every woman adores a fascist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hz1ar58BIM
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>>6380835
I obsess over guys who would never be into me and lose interest as soon as I think that they are because I have a fear of commitment and intimacy and I'm so self-loathing to the point that any guy who would genuinely be into me makes me think that they have too low standards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAnnrPKNmac
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>>6382980
>>>/pol/
This kind of shit doesn't belong in mascgen. Kindly fuck off.
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>tfw no hiking bf
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>>6383818
>hiking in unico briefs
highly unlikely
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>>6383826
I hike in long johns all the time. When the sun goes down its nice to keep warm. Then again I use long johns all year through so.
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>>6383839
why restrict yourself in any way? commando is the best way to live.
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>>6383862
Going command keeps reminding me how small my dick is and I really don't like thinking about that.
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>>6383892
Just some words of advice, most dicks are small. The average person really doesn't care.
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>>6346893
He doesn't find you sexually attractive. You've got to figure out what his type is.
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>>6349865
Last thing I jerked off to was the story 'Election' off of CF.
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>>6384045
>mfw I found out macrophilia is a thing
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>>6384045
That story is so good. I imagined Brian Sims as the giant in that one. That author is one of my favorite semi-regularly contributing author

>>6384091
Embrace the macro. You know you want to be held in the giant strong hands of a bara bf who just wants to feed you and take care of you and keep you in his shirt pocket while at work
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Bump for Nintendo being adorable
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What does mascgen think of this video?
https://youtu.be/7lPtr6dQrnY
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>>6386049
>tfw a New Pokémon has the Trump hair
I'll catch it and name it President
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>>6386281
I ain't even care about defending my masculinity when ordering drinks. Margaritas taste good and fuck who has a problem with it
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Homosexuals just shouldn't be allowed food.

The presence of one near me makes me physically sick, gay """men""" eat the ass and swallow the intestinal bacterial load of their multiple partners of which they promiscuously fuck every other week.

When you have a multitude of bacteria from multiple partners that give rise to a generous flora of bacteria that will cause stank. As in if you get bacteria that process sulfur from the gut and they take in residence in your upper intestinal tract, you will smell like sulfur AKA shit.

I have encountered multiple homosexual """men""" in the past few years and you can actually smell their faggot shit breath which has defaulted to their natural faggot breath smell and it is absolutely fucking nauseating.
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>>6386435
Yo that's cool and all but lemme suck yo dick
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>>6327293
Don't do this to me, please

I'm not strong enough to fight back the tears right now
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>>6386281
Alcohol kills gains, senpai. Why would I sabotage my rest period when I don't even like alcohol at all?
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>>6388090
this
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>>6388090
>>6388261
I think obsessing over fitness to the point that you can't even enjoy life like drinking alcohol or have a meal at a restaurant with friends is pretty annoying
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> linear gains are not happening anymore
> increasing my squat is becoming harder with each day
> already did 3 deloads
> deadlifts are going well, though, because I started them recently

That's it, lads. I'm starting Texas Method soon. Guess I'm not too much of a noob anymore.
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>>6391014
This.

It all depends on how important those things are to you but if you completely deny yourself something that gives you pleasure because of "perfect" fitness then you are a moron.

Moderation is the key.
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>>6391014
>>6391044
The thing is I don't like alcohol. It makes me feel sick, my migraines spike up for weeks afterwards and when I do get tipsy I become sad and mopey. Drinking is just never fun to me, at all, and I only did it when friends or family pressured me into it.
Alcohol killing gains is just one of the many reason why I don't drink, and it's certainly less important a reason than being pain-free — which is the very reason why I started getting /fit/
That said, I'm all up for having a nice meal with friends. I'm on a bulk so I can eat pretty much anything I want, and typically I'm the one ordering dessert
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>>6391119
Well if you don't like alcohol in general that's a different story. It's fine to not like drinking. I'd say you're missing out on some fun, but there's nothing to be done if you genuinely don't like it. I was more talking about fitness obsession to the detriment of other activities and hobbies
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>>6336480
woof
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>>6391014
It's borderline a disorder if it takes over your life.
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>>6391119
do mdma and coke like the rest of us degenerates then
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>>6330979
If you're actually lifting that blood will go elsewhere.
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>>6391988
He's ticklish but he's trying to hold in laughter
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>>6391988
>you will never have giant handsy affable bf who likes PDA because he's stronger than anyone who could give him shit and will always protect you
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>>6392119
> tfw two years ago decide to get /fit/ so I can have the body I wanted to
> get out of the closet, meet new people, have great friends who I absolutely love, improve my life overall
> tfw am becoming this kind of bf
> tfw still alone, still bf-less
> tfw no bf who dislikes PDA who I can mess with by spontaneously hugging and kissing him
> tfw every night I sleep hugging a pillow, to ward off the loneliness
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>>6392494
Do you want to be my boyfriend?
I have PDA and want a huge bf.
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>>6392551
I'm not huge enough for you, macroanon. No one is.
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>>6392573
How tall are you?
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>>6392584
5"7'. [spoiler] I'm actually a manlet and that's something no amount of gym going will change. [/spoiler]
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>>6392609
I'm just a bit taller than you.
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>>6392573
Oh this >>6392551 >>6392584 >>6392646 was not me (aka the macro anon). I'm sure you'll find someone who likes your tight /fit/ body
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>>6392670
Thanks for clearing it up, macrofag. May macro cummies bless you.

>>6392646
And where are you from, anon?
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>>6392494
>tfw 6'1
>not /fit/ yet but getting there
>want nothing more than a Manley bf
Where u from.
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>>6392756
>>6392756
>>6392756
>>6392756
Macro anon sponsored edition
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>>6392733
I'm from Brazil
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>>6392769
Sheesh. Germany. Well that sucks I guess.
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>>6392684
>>6392670
Sorry about the confusion. DESU, I started reading after the green text in >>6392494

I'm from Portugal.
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>>6392790
4chan changed T B H to DESU, WTH 4chan
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>>6392790
At least you're /luso/. It's been a while since I've talked to an anon who speaks portuguese in this thread.
Are you new to the 4chins, anon?
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>>6392819
Not really. just don't participate much
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