Gaygen: lit edition

tfw a bf :3

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How do I tell a boy I like him?

>>6276306
by approaching him and telling him that you like him

>>6276315

Fuck you punk give me all your lunch money. And you better not squeal, or I'll pound you.

>>6276306
Suck his thick dick :3

>>6276306
suck his warm thick cock and slurp his cum >:)

>>6276306

Taste his cum to confirm bf material or not.

>>6276328
>tfw this makes me remember I was bullied until the start of high school
>tfw because of that now I have a extraordinary submissive performance, and that does not hurt my feelings

>>6276338
>>6276362
I like the way we think :3

>tfw 5ft 9 with a 4 inch penis

Nobody wants to date me ._.

>>6276386
I like shorter guys. But you're probably a bottom.
>No qt short guy top bf.

>>6276408
You're also probably a decade younger than me.

There are so few people over 25 in gaygen.

>tfw skinny skelly
>tfw only get messages from fatties

How do I attract fellow skeletons?

>>6276423
Bulk up

>>6276429

My metabolism is so fast I can't gain any weight. I can't afford the amount of food it would take to put on weight. I don't know where people get this bullshit idea that junk food is cheaper. Calories=money. All I can afford are small microwaveable meals.

>>6276428
A tempting offer, to be certain. Gaygen plays games with my heart even when I'm here on my lunch break.

Maki sucks and is retardedededed.

>>6276436
Well idk there's bound to be some skelly4skelly action

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>tfw no qt twink sub to keep locked in chastity for two weeks while you fuck him without lube

>>6276416
How old are you anon, 25 or over?

I think there was a few mid-thrites guys and one dude just over 40. Not too long back.

>>6276423
skelly4skelly masterrace

>>6276353
wat if i dont
r u gonna tell on me

>>6276482
32 as of a couple weeks ago. Being old sucks.

I can't post...they think every post I make is spam...

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>>6276430
Because I keep it real. Its not sensitivity im not hurt. People like to bully me because I saw the TRUTH that nobody wants to hear. If you don't like that...GO AWAY.

I don't think you understand what its like to always be the weird nice guy.


>>6276446
Hitler grow up those aren't nice words and you need to chill.


WHY THE FUCK 4CHIN THINK WHAT I SAY IS SPAM? I think they finally found a way to rid me by making me spam.

>>6276483
Be nice to me im a fragile girl xD

>>6276503
You're perfect for me tbqh...

>>6276518
N-no tease, Myuk...

>>6276518
What's the truth you saw?
>>6276503
That ain't really that old anon, I get what you're saying though.

Well, how is your love life, sex life, life in general?

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>>6276301

Who else here / confessions of a mask / ?

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>>6276540
But daddy you sound perfect tbqh... i could blow you and let you do whatever you wanted...just give me a place to stay : l
Ill get a job and we could support each other.

You probably even have a beautiful cock and your semen tastes good also...
>>6276544
KR im just bringing the truth with every post I make and unfortunately that offends the redditors here like smokes.

>>6276525
No

>>6276518

I will never chill eat my shit.

>>6276544
No, it's not that old, but to some people on 4chins, I'm ancient.

Sex life is nonexistent. I had a great bf for a while, back when we used to do the zeemaps, but it ended and I haven't had sex since. And that will be two years in August. The gay scene in my city is garbage. I can't really afford to go clubbing or drinking, and my student loans are crushing my nads at the moment. I'm reasonably well off, but my loan companies keep jacking up those monthly payments, so I live with two other people right now.

I just want to buy a house and raise kids with a qt. Doesn't look like that's happening any time soon.

>Someone is republican DESPITE being gay

It's cool if you agree with the GOP, but I literally just met a guy who's only republican because if he voted democrat he'd be a stereotype with somehow less of an identity.

Hitler and 5652 are big doo doo heads that bully maki under anon.

Why do gay guys do gross things like sniffing each other's armpits and shit?

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>>6276662
>your

>>6276663
idk why do they sniff straight man poo.

>>6276663
Because its hit af

>>6276663

Because that's a natural pheromone?

A mans underarms and his crotch can drive people crazy with the right scent.

>>6276503
It's nice to see someone over 25. I felt like I was the old fart of this general.

>>6276591
Yeah, the average age on 4chan is probably 18 or so I'd assume.

I forgot about the zeemaps thing, when did we stop doing that? We should fire one back up, sounds like it was successful for you at least!

Sucks man, student life is really stringent, its also pretty hard to find time to work in between all the studying too. Tried any apps or anything? Probably the cheapest and fastest way to get yourself out there.

Yeah, that's the dream, but for most of us I guess it stays a dream really. Finding a bf is bad enough, finding one dependable is worse.

Have you had much experience with guys in your age range, how are they in terms of relational maturity? I'd hoped people got more into the notion of a solid relationship as they got older.

>>6276576
Well, I still don't get the truth maki, what exactly do you mean?

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>>6276715
I think for me it's the crotch only. I could bury my face in one with a good "scent" and just inhale.

>>6276663
I'm a straight guy and I like sniffing women's armpits. It's pretty natural.

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Give me attention...

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Psychologist: what would you say is your greatest sexual fantasy?
Me: Well, i'm at a dance studio, and a bunch of professional ballet dancers are asked, based on my out of shape body, if I could ever be a ballet dancer. They are all trying to be really polite, but they say no it's not physically possible. then i leave and as i'm walking away i hear them giggling. that is the peak of sexual intensity for me

>>6276702
>>6276702
ily

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>>6276753
Madokaposters always get attention.

Maki is the worst trip here.

>>6276724
>>6276591 (You)
>Yeah, the average age on 4chan is probably 18 or so I'd assume.
Seems like.

>I forgot about the zeemaps thing, when did we stop doing that? We should fire one back up, sounds like it was successful for you at least!
I think there was an issue with people being put in danger because of it, but I don't really know.

>Sucks man, student life is really stringent, its also pretty hard to find time to work in between all the studying too.
I wish I could tell you that it is better once you graduate. Maybe it will be for you, though. You won't be graduating right before the '08 crash, after all.
>Tried any apps or anything? Probably the cheapest and fastest way to get yourself out there.
I have. It's either bots or flaky assholes who don't respond after the first date.

>Yeah, that's the dream, but for most of us I guess it stays a dream really. Finding a bf is bad enough, finding one dependable is worse.
Tell me about it. I'm terrified of becoming one of those insane clingy middle aged gays.

>Have you had much experience with guys in your age range?
Some. I'm not terribly attractive, so I don't get much more than a first date. The gay community is annoyingly shallow.
>How are they in terms of relational maturity? I'd hoped people got more into the notion of a solid relationship as they got older.
My last BF was a good deal younger than me, but a lot of guys my age just want to fuck.

>>6276301
The life changing magic of tidying up. Its for peple that want a reason to get there life together and feel like there 40. Im to young for these problems.
>>6276518
What happened man did you get broken by me?

Science fiction and philosophy.

>>6276591
>my student loans are crushing my nads at the moment

What did you study ?

>>6276906
> I think there was an issue with people being put in danger because of it, but I don't really know.

Wait, is it no longer allowed to be posted as a rule here then? Sucks man, I'd like to have put myself on there.

>I wish I could tell you that it is better once you graduate. Maybe it will be for you, though. You won't be graduating right before the '08 crash, after all.

Haha, I'm not in education anymore, I'm just your typical wagecuck right now!

There's another dude on here at uni though, he's trying to intergeate himself into the dating scene more too, I don't know if uni will be a good place for finding fellow gay guys but I get the impression it is. Seems people will be a lot more mature and open about it, so you'd find more guys.

Yeah, guys seem super shallow, everyone is really hung up on looks. Looks aren't that massively important to me, obviously you have to find someone attractive at the base level but I guess a lot of guys have stringent standards.

Sucks you can't get more dates, are you still giving it a go, how did you meet those guys if not through apps?

>>6276977
Oh, I did go through either OKC or Grindr. I was going to try Growler too, but it probably ly has the same assholes as Grindr does.

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>>6276983
ahh the good old shit posting. Fun.

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>>6276966
Not STEM. I can't into differential equations. Not that it matters, though, even STEM guys my age ended up selling fucking cars after the crash.

>>6277041

Don't think you need DE for every STEM career.

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one of my favorites, reread. other favorites are Under the Volcano and Moby Dick. But I love literary novels with young male narrators

tfw no danish bf

>>6277060
You did for electrical engineering. I fucked up that major and switched to humanities. Did a lot better, and wanted to be a professor, but that fell through when i couldn't afford grad school. Work for the government now, though, so I'm okay.

>>6277085

Ah yeah for most engineering you'll probably need DE. I'm a chem major, don't exactly need DE.

Hear tell some body casued trouble to my boy Niq here and that ain't right, all y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, suffice to say I got my eye on you folks. Ain't got the good sense God gave a rock to cause a havoc to a good guy like he is, sweet lord baby Jesus I ain't holdin' my horse cowboy I'm watching you and pray tell I don't find who you be, I got my eye on you.

>>6277111
I love niq I wish people would leave that kid alone.

>>6277111

What happened to Niq this time?

>>6277089
I couldn't do chemistry all that well either, but I think that was because the Chem professor was shit, since a lot of people had issues that year. Good on you though, Eps.

>>6277182

Yeah, a lot of classes can be hard if you don't have a good teacher. I had a really good gen chem and organic teacher, he's kind of the reason I got involved in chemistry.

>>6277111
I feel bad for Niq, he seems really nice, he has left though because of drama and stuff.

I still text him every so often, he's just carrying on with life, doing his exams and stuff. I think he'll be more happy out there than on here....

Are tinychats hype on Friday night?

>>6277025
Yeah, they're all going to be full of assholes, I guess in reality they're only good for sex and perhaps making friends, not dating.

Army meets a lot of guys he goes on dates with on there though, I think?

>>6277111
slav pls

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>>6276301
Fallen a little behind on my year-long goal but it's going pretty well so far.

tfw no icelandic bf

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What did she mean by this?

>>6277221
Also, in case anyone's wondering, A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara is the best book I've read with leading gay characters.

>>6277239
>Don't talk down to me! I do the talking down!

>>6277243
cool

>>6276614
So? Many gays vote democrat only because they're gay and many blacks vote dem only because they're black. What's your point

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>>6277221
>ready player one

Well second date was a little soured. I was gonna stay the night but his roommate (pothead female) is having a raging period and said no strangers because she's working on dumb party.

So instead we're going to Denny's and Best Buy... And making out in my car

>>6277239
>Brianna wu
>she

>>6277273
>rejecting something out of hand without seeing what it is for yourself
Yes, I do read bad books. Doesn't mean I like them. I do like judging them for myself though.

>>6276503

I'm 33 but I look 23-25. Sucks to be in your 30s and look in yours 40s. It's amazing how drugs and a bad diet and/or having children can age you horribly.

>>6277182
>>6277041
>even STEM guys my age ended up selling fucking cars after the crash.
>Work for the government now, though

Hey are you the guy from new york I who I was talking to a few weeks ago ? hows it going buddy ?

>>6277280
I am lucky. I stopped drinking the way I used to before it got too bad. I get the "you don't even look 30" a lot. Don't do drugs, never did, get cardio in, am vegetarian. It really does help.

But nothing can fix the uggo.

>>6277285
Yeah, sure am.

It's going okay. Buttoning up a few things at work before the long weekend.

How 'bout you, chief?

>>6277233
i'm from reykjavík

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jx6sLLD52i

>>6277280
I'm similar. 28 but look 19-21.

>>6277274
Good for you.

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>>6277276
I'm sensing a lot of discrimination from the homofags in this thread.

Reminder that a name without a tripcode is the same as posting as Anonymous.

>>6276386
You think you have it tough? I'm 5'10 with a 5 inch dick. Too average to be a cute short tiny dick sub, I'm just a boring middle of the road bad fuck.

>>6277333
you got double trips tho, thats pretty cool.

>>6277299
>Buttoning up a few things at work before the long weekend

good luck. also Americans have a long weekend ?

>How 'bout you, chief?

Sleep walking(aka doing badly) through my cs courses and going for internship interviews. Regretting not doing political science cus interest.

>>6276301
I just finished notes from underground and am moving on to the trial

>>6277340
>the trial

I remember choosing to do a highschool essay on this book. It was a bad decision.

My date just said he wants to give me his toxic seed. What did he mean by this?

>>6277323
Are you sure?

>>6277351
oh no

>>6277354
Yes.

>>6277351
You're getting pregnant

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>>6277323

Well if someone really wants to enjoy themselves posing as me, they are welcome to.

I can always just prove its me.

>>6277384
Please stop impostering me.

>>6277367
Should be fun

>>6277390

I dont think you can duplicate my cringey autism

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>>6277369
yaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>6277390
No

>>6277351
I'm guessing he means AIDS

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>>6277412
oohhh noooo

My date just pricked me with a needle and whispered in my ear, "welcome to the world of AIDS" what did he mean by this?

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>>6277323

No it's not!!

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does rugby make the best grinch?

>>6277428
Where did you get this pic of me?

>>6277428
Hey Christmas Hitler

>>6277445
hi

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I had no idea white guys could move their hips like that

>>6277455
Will you spank me :3 ?

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Just a reminder that namefags are the biggest shitposters because they think they are cooler than trips.

They shit up the thread by being easily impersonable. They literally think they are better than trips and have this whole "idc about my internet persona" but they are just fucking stupid basically.

>>6277462
I will spank you so hard you'll still be numb when I use and abuse your smooth twink ass

Is poz undetectable a real thing?

>>6277472
:3 oh gosh
When can we start daddy ?

>>6277445

Ho ho ho season's greetings

>>6277462

No!
But Santa might bring you a lump of coal! Only if you've been naughty!

T B H i wish you all would stop shitting up thread...

>>6277484
Oh my
Will you shove it up my ass ? :3C

>>6277490

No it goes in your stocking
O M G
Have you never Christmassed before?

>>6277507
I have a pink stocking, will that do?

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>summer has finally come
>want to run through the jungle
>cant find my track pants
JUST

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What did you pig out on today gaygen?


>3 donuts
>2 veggie tacos
>2 lemon rosemary chicken legs
>8 pieces of raw tuna salmon
>cashew icecream w/ vegan brownie

>>6277442
There's literally no difference in his face here

>>6277516

Ok, but this better not be a euphemism or Santa will be very very cross with you!

>>6277540
>ham/pepperoni omelette du fromage
>2 turkey sandwihiches
>a small bit of a bad apple

Yum

>>6277537
lol fuckin ape

>>6277571
I am a white man with blonde hair and gray eyes

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>tfw you will never be gangraped by 30 guys in a brazilian prison

I'm a fem guy who's only really attracted to other fem guys
I don't really know any other gay people in real life, so is this common? Or will it be hard for me to find a bf??

>>6277579
>Implying I meant a person of colour
Oh my fucking god you're a fucking racist

>>6277537
Why not run through the forest naked? More aerodynamic and free.
>>6277540
I ate nothing so far. I have a problem with getting enough calories. Always rather work and get shit done then eat.

>>6277598
>I ate nothing so far. I have a problem with getting enough calories. Always rather work and get shit done then eat.

starving skinny guys are so hot

>>6277593
yes, and?
>>6277598
That's only ambiguosly legal though

>>6277540
I ate Jupp's diahreea doo doo wee wee poopy woopy poot n toot. That's how we celebrate out love.

>>6277617
>'mathc' 4 'mathc'
okay bud :^)

>>6277617
>mathc4mathc
Fucking gross, take your degeneracy somewhere else. This thread is fem4fem only

>>6277635
Oh also yes were both secret trans guys no joke

>>6277622
Thats good to hear someone likes my preparations for the skeleton war. Even if I eat a fuck ton now I still can gain weight. All gainz dead till I eat like a slob.
>>6277623
Its legal if your alone in the forest. If anything a loin cloth can protect your manhood.

am i unbanned

>>6277708
no

>>6277708
no

>>6277711
>>6277712
ah fuck i had better reset my router

>tfw 4 inch penis
>tfw missed my chance to be a beautiful girl
>now just an ugly muscular man
>will never go back in time to just bite the literal bullet
>you will never masturbate to your female self in the mirror
>people will never say to you "hey gurllfriend"
>i will never go into the girl bathroom wuthout looking like a creep

voices of gaygen?
voices of gaygen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CJtt0Lksv6

>>6277708
no go away

>>6277720
Trip on rugby

>>6277744
actually not rugby i got banned after replying to him though.

i caught a rule 3 ban for trolling even though i 100% sincerely believe what i said so whatever

>>6277722
This is the sound of the gods crying.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18hGU1FOw6z

>>6277722
You sound like psycho mantis.

>>6277722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WxpqedLFvX

>>6277691
>loincloth
>civilised
Might as well take my bug out bag along as well and become the barbarian lord of the wetlands

>>6277795
Suit yourself ill rule the forest by myself. To many bitches dont want to die out in the forest. Either you live or die nigga.

>>6277339
>good luck. also Americans have a long weekend ?
Thanks. Managed to get everything done, now I'm making chili for supper for a couple of friends.

And yeah, it's Memorial Day weekend. It's for fallen soldiers and other MIA guys. It's recognized as the formal start of the summer.

>Sleep walking(aka doing badly) through my cs courses and going for internship interviews. Regretting not doing political science cus interest.
You'll do okay. I was considering political science as well in college, but I'm kind of glad I didn't pursue it. Too many polisci guys I knew ended up being douchebags. I'm not sure if it was the major or they were douchebags to begin with. As long as you're doing something to better yourself, that's what's important.

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>>6277540
I've had like... A packet of crisps and some muesli... Hungry as fuck right now but currently buying a bike with a mate.


Soon I'm off to get drunk with my straightbf

>>6277540
1 doughnut
1 bowl of cereal
Coffee
Currently eating a handful of peanuts.

And that's it.

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>>6277840
>straight bf

>>6277824
Do you have a plan?

Because I have a plan

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>>6277884
But 3 sizes too small is perfect for going in dry, why would you ruin it?

>>6277840
Im hungry as fuck but need to make ride if I want chili. Also neat bike I have a klx 300r. Fun street legal dirtbike. Hope to teach some niggas to ride sometime.
>>6277884
Down low boy friend is more like it.
>>6277893
Yup the plan is to be a mountain man finally and make a comfy cabin.

Who is the most masc poster here?

>>6277901
You have a fantasy, not a plan

>>6277951
Shut up idiot.

>>6277961
Been actively learning how to do shit. Been working in construction helping with wood and shit. Also been out hiking alot to help. The only plan is to make it happen and not fail. Im not bugging out im just going to live in the forest. But if you want to feel better cause you are a survivalist cool.

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>>6277985
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>6278012
Im glad it makes you feel better man. I dont mind if you find it funny most people find my life funny but it doesn't stop me from trying.

>>6278025
Don't try that self-deprecation bullshit on me. I know exactly what you're trying to do, and I aint taking the bait.

Your life is probably just fine, but yeah, keep on "trying".

>>6278137
Wasnt looking for anything just saying not everyone is going to like you lol. Yah my life is pretty good no real complaints. I also mean trying new shit.

>>6278173
You sound like a clueless teenager.

Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Cant stay beautiful by staying up all night.

I'll talk to you later

>>6278213
Well I am twenty so you are right. Im still learning shit. Night man get that rest.

>>6277722

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPJ3V49uXr

>>6277951
kys mathc cancer

>>6277901
Nice, I'm still restricted to 125cc bikes however :/

The laws here mean you get your bike licence in stages, if I did my test now I'd be restricted to 600cc/47HP at most, if I wait until I'm 24 though I can apply for an unlimited licence.

So yeah, I'm going to wait another year and then go for it, I don't even want a 1000 yet or anything that big really, I just wish to have the option to do so without having to pay a huge amount to do the test again.

Biggest bike I rode was a GSX600F... It was fucking crazy. Other than that I've only been on the back of big bikes, I don't like being a passenger much though, not being in control is scary, let alone at 130+ mph~

>>6278354
post kik t.b.h

>>6278417
Awww yah America is bad for that. Can get a license and kill yourself on a big bike. I took the MSF course too and have ridden for most my life. Dirt riding is probably the most important thing you can do for someone learning. They become more confident after each session in dirt since you have to tackle alot of situations.

>>6278470
Haha yeah, a lot of people in america seem to just so a very easy test and then get absolutely the biggest engined bike they can afford.

I'm glad we have this learner law here, the 125 one, it used to be a good system but they changed it and made it very broken up.

A few years ago you still had to get a 115, but you did your test and could get the 600s, then after two years you automatically got given an unlimited licence. So at 19 you could potentially have got a full bike licence.

I really wish I did my tests back then, too late now though but to be honest I think I'd be dead if I had, considering the way me and my friends ride our bikes!

Do you still do a lot of dirt riding, considering you have the KLX? Id love to get a full on dirt bike but they're way too tall for me, I'd have to get like a CR80 small wheel haha.

>>6277832
> now I'm making chili for supper for a couple of friends

cool have fun; you seem like a good guy you deserve it.

>political science as well in college, but I'm kind of glad I didn't pursue it. Too many polisci guys I knew ended up being douchebags

douchebags in what way ?

Also my job prospects are starting to improve so I should probably be grateful. ( I do hate the STEM master race meme tho, we need other kinds of people too:/)

>>6278504

Here in Florida, motorcyclists aren't even require to wear a helmet. It's one of the most motorcycle friendly states with obnoxious motherfuckers on bikes who think they're cool as shit in their stupid leather jackets with their nasty looking beards. They constantly get in accidents and die. 500+ motorcyclists die each year just in Florida.

>>6278504
Im only 5 foot 9 inches and I can ride the klx tip toe perfectly fine. I just got done riding the cane fields yesterday I have glove tans haha. I love the dirt and thats why I got an enduro. I want to get the new Africa Twin at some point, its about as tall as my klx. After riding it for so long any bike I can properly touch the ground is so tiny and light.

>thought I was 5'4
>actually 5'6
kill me
can I still be a qt?
:/

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>>6276423

Skellymode is best mode

>post BMIs

>18.6

>>6277840

going to buy a YBR-125 tomorrow

I'd prefer a CBR-125R(I'm petite so I prefer the small and thin CBR plus it looks nicer) but buying a perfect condition YBR from a m8 beats going to some dodgy council estate to buy a beat to fuck CBR

>>6278624
Yes.
>>6278608
That's the trouble though I'd have to lean over a bit to tip toe and I just don't feel comfortable doing that every time I stop. Plus, I have no idea how I'd get on and off the thing.

I'll stick to my tiny Japanese race bikes for tiny Japanese people! I'm going to get a small dirt bike at some point though, I just love the idea of blasting around off road.

>>6278558
Damn, 500 people a year is ridiculous. The no helmet law too, how many people do you see riding without them?

Honestly the stupidest thing ever, I only did it once before because I got locked out and left my helmet inside, so had to quickly ride to a friends... Its scary as shit.

Not two long ago two kids crashed a stolen bike right outside my house, neither of them had helmets on... One of them hit a speed camera with his head and the other one went face first into the kerb.

Needless to say, both died, one was still alive for a bit but he died there. Pretty fucked up shit man, never heard a human make such animalistic noises before.

>>6278640
Nice man, the YBR is great I owned one for a month or so. Pretty peppy, great on fuel, just goes on and on, easy as hell to work on.

Nothing often goes wrong on them that I recall, should be a good buy even if you get a pretty knackered one, unless you're buying it new of course.

Yeah, sod buying a bike on a council estate, I don't think you'd even get out of there with the bike...

>>6278681
Oh sorry, just reread the post again, if its in perfect condition then you can't go wrong.

You'll have a lot of fun on that thing :D

Word of warning though, I'd really recommend you wear all the gear, I've fallen off countless times and never felt a thing, I even hit a wall at about 50 and just bruised my foot haha.

>>6278658
Its fun as fuck and if you saw the riders for dirt racing you would never question your height again. Its all about finding your balance and building the skill up to ride confidently. It takes alot of time and practice but its worth it to become a better rider. I admit I still have alot to learn and the first five years on the road is the real decider.

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I fucking love food

I can't wait to bulk again

>>6276301
Anyone want to help me find the epicenter of an earth quake?

I'm really lost on this "virtual" lab assignment.

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>>6276436
>>6278708
Homosexuals should not be allowed food as they're not worth it.

>>6277722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oHzxicKgPa

>tfw I just masturbated and came to a picture of myself.

Being gay has its perks tbqh...

>>6277790
I got to 8:20 and I had to stop. It was really fucking me up.

>>6278695
Well the trouble is there's no real dirt tracks or groups here to my knowledge, I'd have to go pretty far out to find somewhere I could do it in a group thing.

I'd just be getting a little bike that I could use on and off road, so basically an enduro like you, just a small one for ease of use!

I wish I didn't live with my parents so I can make this little twinky faggot cum all over me.

>>6278822
hitler?

>>6277722

I'm so glad 5652 is dead. That stupid drug-addicted mudslime got what he was asking for.

How do I stop being unhappy? I feel constantly stressed and anxious about something even if I can't exactly point out what it is

I cherish religious freedom but common sense should tell us that a group of 'worshipers' whose religious beliefs undermine the constitution of numerous countries, threatens attacks, makes selfish demands, and has practices that violate basic human rights (pedophilia, female slavery, murder, beheading, sharia law, stoning, etc.), or preaches any kind of harm to others is NOT a religion but falls under the definition of a harmful 'cult'. When will the world stand up against Islam? How can anyone, especially democrats, even stand up for such nonsense?

Over the last year I have become very insecure about my self. How do I shake it off?

>>6278834
I just ride by myself or with one other person maybe more. Not really one to wait for people. Got that from my dad I guess.

>>6278934

go on chaturbate and see all the attention you get....if you don't make it to the first page welp maybe you have a reason to be insecure

>>6278934
watch all of neon genesis evangelion

>>6278930
religious freedom doesn't mean do whatever the fuck you want imo

when something threatens human rights it requires intervention

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>>6279027
>religious freedom doesn't mean do whatever the fuck you want imo

In canada it apparently does. A few years ago the supreme court ruled here that a christian school could ban all "practicing" gays from it's teachers college. It'll probably be a precedent for letting them ban "practicing" gays from their new law school too.

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>>6278822
>tfw I have fapped to my own dick, just watching it as I stroke it, getting aroused by the fact it's a penis
It's the weirdest thing, but yeah, there's some odd pleasure to it.

>>6278530
>cool have fun; you seem like a good guy you deserve it.
Thanks. Nobody showed up, but the chili came out okay. Slightly too spicy for my tastes, and the chickpeas didn't quite soften, despite being soaked for two days. Still, now I don't have to cook for a while.

>douchebags in what way ?
Either 1) Annoying as all hell
or
2) so full of themselves that it was obnoxious.

>Also my job prospects are starting to improve so I should probably be grateful. ( I do hate the STEM master race meme tho, we need other kinds of people too:/)
I'm glad to hear that, broseph. I wish I could give you more solid advice, but it seems like you at least know a little about what you're doing.

And I totally agree. STEM is important, yes, but so is humanities, for different reasons. If you want to preserve culture, you need to have people who know how to.

>>6279275
Just had homeade chili with rice. Good shit and fills you up. I would have came for chili.

>>6279275
>so full of themselves that it was obnoxious.

That seems pretty common with guys in certain types of humanities. My brother seems like he's becoming 'one of those guys'

A company made me do an online coding test today; it was fun kinda reminded me what I liked about the field in high school.

>but so is humanities, for different reasons. If you want to preserve culture, you need to have people who know how to.

I agree we probably really don't need that many more coders; plus I like that we have new books being written and media produced.

Gonna drink a lot, eat sausages and watch "where to invade next" (even tho I'm mildly right wing)

>>6279156

A christian school should have every right to ban "Practicing gays"...as they will try to distract from what the school is about and try to make it about themselves. Also molestation and curiosity will become an issue.

Who would ever be a practicing gay anyway. That's totally disgusting mate. It's ok if you have gay thoughts from time to time, but don't become a corrupt immoral practicing homo. Get help.

>>6279394

Pol pls go

>>6277901
Where do you want to have your cabin?

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Trivia time!

Know what this was called?

>>6277279
>>6277273
Read it. A little too predictable but enjoyable none the less. I also liked Epic though which was a pretty cool thing which used the same concepts but through the lense of space travel.

>>6279479
What are you drinking?

>>6279479

Me

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>came home from work and slept 3 hours

Not how I wanted to start my Friday, but okay.

>>6279479
Im about to be, cheap rum with peaches tossed in it.

>>6279527
>it gets better

My first thought when I woke up was how I wished my ex was there to cuddle. Then I immediately wanted him dead.

I'm grumpy when I wake up.

>>6279527
Go out dancing! Or dance in your room.

>>6279472
Probably somewhere with some mountains like Oregon or Colorado. Not to set since I havent traveled enough to honestly know where I want to be. Still alot to do before.

>>6279527

Drinking ciders

>>6279536
Dead bodies are easier to cuddle

>>6279543
I feel ya. I want to try and get a cabin in the Canadian wilderness. In my fantasy I'd have a basic lab set up in another structure but I'm probably going to have to settle for a lean too with some equipment and a shed to store my more volatile reagents.

>>6279545
not when rigor mortis sets in

>>6279573
Everyone sucks.

I don't like bare feet, but I get really fucking turned on by socks. Anyone else?

>>6279545
Least their lack of body heat won't make cuddling suck.

>>6279573
I agree they are indeed dumb. Hence the "me wanting him dead part".

>>6279596
You don't like sweating on your guy as you hold him real tight?

is it weird if i think john mcafee is actually kind of really attractive

>>6279613
No. He imitates old don't-give-a-fuck Western outlaws. That's attractive.

>>6279549
Sounds pretty comfy man. Just have to try for the best and see what you get.
>>6279592
I fucking love comfy cute socks and have a collection growing because of it. My one real fagget thing.
>>6279640
dic to thic

>>6279667
>comfy cute socks
aka degenerate trap socks?

>>6279603
Oh hell no, I fucking hated it. He'd always want to be close at night and it made sleeping hard because I'm trying to NOT sleep next to a heat source.

I can't cuddle any that long before it gets stupid.

>>6279476
The answer is BOY'S PUSSY.

You all LOSE.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails#Boys.27_punishment

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I feel like I've become a lot more sexual lately.

I can't stop myself from crushing on all the cute bearish guys in my life and it's starting to become a problem.

>>6279678
I immediately picture the cliche knee high, striped socks that they all wear.

>>6279680
Yeah, you need a guy who understands the need to change positions while sleeping (and in other cases, too). The best cuddlers are very tight squeezers and olympian limb-wrappers but know to be amenable to shifting and moving and turning.

>>6279613
He'd be the first genuinely attractive President we've had in decades. Too bad I couldn't travel to Orlando to vote for him this weekend.

>>6279687
the meme needs to die
although I'll be fair and admit that I did own a pair of thigh high socks back when I was younger

>>6279678
I do have a pair of slut stripes. But I prefer things that are actually decent looking. Just like them not even a trap.
>>6279687
Seems to be the go to for them.

>>6279690
I'm out of practice. I like being the big spoon, but I want a guy to rub my back more these days.

>>6279695
"If I wear these, I'll look like a girl!" It's definitely old.

>>6279709
>I want a guy to rub my back more these days

Who wouldn't? It's just that it doesn't typically give pleasure to the Man Who Rubs. It's work. Work isn't fun.

But GETTING massages? OMG, better than great sex, better than cheese.

>>6279709
in my defence personally, I just got them because I thought they made my legs look hot
and I 100% rocked bulge in them

>>6279722
Holy fuck a massage is amazing. Its actually peaceful giving one. To make someone relax to almost sleep is a good feeling.

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>>6279722
>tfw I always play the role of rubbing the subby guys hair it scratching their back
>always doing the work but only get a quarter of the same in return if at all

I feel like a dick asking for the affection in return.

>>6279738
Yeah, I guess I'm just weak. It actually hurts to give a good massage. I like put all my body into it and it's still "not hard enough."

I'm just bad at it, I guess. Being bad at something—that's what's no fun.

>>6279733
They do make legs look smoooooth and I'll admit I get boners from them but it's so played that I'm slowly losing interest in it.

>>6279750
>subby guy
>asking

Just command him.

>>6279755
Dont worry man just need practice. Magic hands are nice to have.

>>6279766
mine weren't the striped stocking type
they were thicker and gray
full on trap socks were/are too degenerate

>>6279786
I have full on trap socks, but swastikas are knitted into them. That way, I can rest assured I'm not being a degenerate while showing off on cam.

>>6279786
They sound comfy more than anything.

>>6279767
I'm sure it'd work if I tried.

>>6279786
Always will be degenerate.
>>6279814
Yup seems like all the sluts.

>>6279786
>>6279814
also idk what it is, but I just don't think knee high socks look good, period.
the height of them look off to me

>>6279824
yeah they were comfy as fuck

>>6279828
tru

>>6279834
Just like cute shit man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HdbdErkSnM

hnnng

>>6279877
>emo heroin addict
>HIV-infected slut

Hnnnngetthefuckout

>>6279890
nah you tarded bro

>>6279890
>emo heroin addict
>HIV-infected slut
You rang for me?

>>6279842
doesn't matter much either way for me
I'm no longer a super androgynous 18 y/o who can pull off being a degenerate

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>>6279900
fite me

>>6279915
Now you have to be a real nigga.

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>>6279916
im ready to die faggot BRING IT

>>6279925
Eh, the only thing in terms of looks that has changed a lot is my face
It has definitely matured a lot overall, specifically the angles of my face
they got a lot sharper

>>6279946
Yah I have more pronounced lines in my face as it goes on. But I do look hella better then where I started.

>>6279970
My biggest weakness is self doubt. If I was more confident I would be better off. I still have my stupid moments.

>>6279970
social interaction.
i get nervous and fidgety

>>6279970
I hate my self so much that sometimes I wonder how I have not blown my brains out.

>>6279993
stop being black then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlAcFcr8aCc

>>6280055
why are you so nervous? you can always delete the post

>>6280092
do what ever you want to do. wont convince you

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>>6280129
You're Asian? Interesting.

>>6280129
this>>>6280143

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>>6280129
You aint even bad. Actually pretty good looking. Wanna see true terror here ya go. Just so you dont feel to alone. Hate is welcome.

>>6280189
>>6280129
Y'all are gonna be put on that big picture with every guy that's tripped here or in the chat.

>>6280198
Been coming around here for a while hasn't happened yet.

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>>6280192
I'm the anon you've been exchanging emails with and yeah, you're not bad at all. Are you self conscious?

I've been avoiding posting here lately because it's a hellhole but whatever I need to vent and/gg/ is okay for that

Anyone ever get the sense that it's just not fucking worth it to interact with other people? Like, all the shit I go through because I'm obsessed with a guy or some other bullshit. I spent literally all of today getting strung along by this fucking girl who asked me for a favour and then cancelled when she already would have been late. Like, what an utter waste of my time. I feel like just going full hiki and spending every day getting high on my own for the rest of my life.
/blog

>>6280129
Cute!!

>>6280244
I just stopped caring for those that careless to not be rude. Just leave the toxic shit out of life till they decide to improve. Dont try to take it to harsh but people are busy and have there own agendas in the end.

>>6280264
why are you posting protein? shits not healthy

>>6280264
C4 is like cocaine for gym rats. Loneliness makes the mind wander.

>>6280268
I'm in the Southwest.

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>>6280283
it's gross

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>>6280259
I guess, but to a degree I see myself in the shit behaviour that I also abhor. Like, we're all so fucking self driven and yet when I see others do it I can't stand it.
I don't know, it's not like I'm actually gonna follow through and become a total hiki, I don't have the balls for that. At the end of the day I know I'm just gonna keep passively moving on in life and progressively become less and less happy.

>>6280264
>your ex or whoever
I wish
I've asked one guy out ever and he said no and the worst is that I fucking like him more for saying no because he did it so sweetly.

>>6280300
Eventually something good will come if you keep moving forward. Im still looking for a path to some accomplishment. Sometimes it just takes someone to spark your interest in life again but who knows. I just hope people appreciate me in some form, I try to keep improving

>>6280295
Oh? Where are you currently?

>>6280307
is it not excessive intake. excessive consumption of any substance is never healthy. seems un-natural.
are you a meat head or something?

>>6280315
Its a natural supplement to give you more calories and protein to gain weight. Some niggas need it to even see a possibility of gaining weight. Most supplements can be basic to just supplement what you are missing in your diet. Some are over the top with what they do and can lead to issues if over used like any other vitamin too.

>>6280327
Holy shit. Born and raised or just there for school?

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tfw there's a spider above your bed but you're too lazy to get up and get a jar to push it into to take it outside and toss it

>>6280347
what do you look like? are you beefy swole guy?

>>6280337
I wouldnt even be able to stay in that room as long as that spider were alive.

>that feel when you sterotypically scream and prance away in fear from bugs

>>6280310
I'm not even worried about being successful. I'm a severe procrastinator but I've always been good enough to get away with it so my grades are pretty respectable. I'm personable enough to get by in most situations. I don't lack friends. And yet I feel like I'm watching the colour bleed out of my life as time goes by.
I really hope you're right and some incredible guy will come along to make me not such a mopey cunt. It's starting to get hard to not let it show.

>>6280347

But it's adorable!

>>6280360

My sister's big beefy bf is a total pussy around spiders and it's adorable

tfw no bf to protect from spiders

>>6280360
I learned they are usually more scared of you. Delt with a cane spider a while ago. Cool big spider that east scorpions and other shitty bugs, Rescued it back outside and it killed a lizard. Quick mother fuckers.

>>6280383
ill trade picture. post body, lets see those muscles

>>6280370
Feel that man feel the color draining from everyday things. Only riding my enduro and an amazing guy I cant even get to kinda make it better. Flights to France are expensive but atleast he offered to pay when hes up on money after his ski trip. But man I got to get to the main land to make it easier.

>>6280391
um... post muscles first pretty please

>>6280402
im just an otter.

and grindr is horrid. daddy&bear app

>>6280402

Thanks babe

>>6280388
In some ways I'm jealous of that; I wish I had a guy to help make everything not feel so mediocre.
Yet at the same time I can't imagine it would really be a proper solution to the problem, I would just end up pouring my insecurities onto him until he left me. People talk about not being able to love others until you love yourself but I don't know where to fucking start, mental shit is so hard to fix.
That said I'm happy for you that you have a man you love and I'm happy that it's seemingly mutual

>>6280411
have you ever had a bf?

>>6280413
thats not bad. are you tall? i love ginger beards

>>6280417
No like I said here
>>6280300
I'm deathly afraid of rejection, it takes me a long fucking time to work up the courage to ask someone out

>>6280422
awe im sorry. are you in school? i find myself falling for people in my major. usually just end up as fwb. good relationships are hard to find. you will one day

>>6280411
Well I mean hes the one who actually went through shit to contact me and get to know me. I didnt really think he liked me till he actually asked about it. I just love myself with all my flaws and accept them. I just genuinely am a very caring person that just gets shut down alot and hes the first to love me for it. I still lack confidence but I am working on it day by day. When you find someone you care about sharing insecurities is just a part of opening it up and truely showing you are human. I care for my friends and they seem to appreciate my concern even if they are all strong people that can survive. Sorry for the text wall but I just feel its nice to know someone cares sometimes. Maybe im insane for thinking that.

>>6280429
sorry it looked like a ginger beard. red beards are hot

>>6280439

aw you look like a hobbit

>>6280446
thank you. beards are hot as long as you dont shave your head. there is this guy in my major with a thick red beard. hes hot but he shaved his head recently and it doesnt look as good

>>6280459
-_-

>>6280433
Yeah, I'm still a student.
There's a guy I'm set on because he's a 9 at least to me and he's adorable and sweet but I have no idea if he's gay, let alone whether he'd even consider me.
>you will one day
I sure hope so

>>6280437
I can understand feeling comfort in having support. I'm sorry, I'm in a hell of a mood because I've honestly never hit this emotional low. I should probably attempt to sleep, it's 1AM over here.
I really do wish you luck with your bf though

>>6280401
Curious.

>>6280472
go get drinks with him. listen to what he talks about. if he gets drunk he will talk about what he is attracted to quite easily if you persuade him. use that gaydar

>>6280472
Thanks man I appreciate it hes a real adorable qt. Sleep always helps with a bad mood. Wish you luck you seem like you mean well and as long as you keep going the world will give you something good eventually.

>>6280468

Pls help me take this ring to mt doom, pip

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>>6280486
lets do this

>>6280490
Retarded newfucks desperate for attention who keep responding to Maki.

>>6280501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2QL_x1wI0

New thread

>>6280514
>>6280514

>>6280512
Please do, it's better than cringing over these dumb kids who you keep pressuring into posting pictures of themselves.

>>6280523 >new faggot