Gay General - Tongue Suckin' Good Edition

>>5983509

I like people who know their limits and play to their strengths. However, I am sure you have a personality - it's just an acquired taste.

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>>5983504
lol wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4kfjG21yI

succ

>>5983521

pls eat my tongue

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>>5983545
k

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>tfw some guy on Grindr asks if you're into beastiality

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>>5983541

>>5983564

the other day some guy on Grindr asked me if wanted to have sex with his underage son while he watches, i went off on him

>>5983580

what the fuck

>>5983580
F A N T A S Y
A
N
T
A
S
Y

>>5983586
>>5983594

i reported it and the profile is gone

>>5983602
wow you're so impressive you can get a grindr profile deleted

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>>5983580
maybe he was police?

>>5983630
more like blackmail
rob a paedo they would have to be dumb af to report you
which has happened before and everyone gets arrested

Hi will one of you be my bf?

>>5983663
Yeah.

>>5983663
post duck

>tfw pot hornies

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>>5983668
Cool lets do bf stuff
>>5983670
Here

>>5983674
Alright, so did you want to go on a date?
Maybe meet my friends?
Meet my parents?

>>5983678
I feel like going on a date would be a good place to start

>>5983685
How about the aquarium?

And then maybe a late lunch?

>>5983674
not what I expected but okay...

>>5983691
Oh yea that sounds really nice, I can't wait

>>5983673
Ha ha oh man those are the worst. I get like that when I smoke sometimes. I'm in a cuddly mood right now. It's stormy and thundering outside and I want to spoon.

>>5983699
So when do you want me to come pick you up?

>>5983711
Noon is fine

>>5983717
Where am I driving to?

I'm excited. Depending on where you're at, I'm going to have to start driving now.

>>5983721
I'm in CT, I hope you don't live on the west coast

>>5983737
East Coast.

pls b near Groton.

>>5983744
Just south of Hartford actually

>>5983750
>via US-13 N
>7 h 33 min without traffic

Well that's entirely doable tonight actually. However would you wind letting me sleep in a little bit when I get in?

You can come stay and cuddle with me though before our date.

>>5983763
Of course

>>5983786
I'll get packed up and ready to head out soon. I'll try to get something at the Inn in Middletown.

Sound good?

>>5983796
Haha
You're joking right?

>>5983798
I'm sort of serious.

I know that you're not though and that's preventing me from getting to full serious mode.

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do think pits are hot?

>>5983805
I'm busy on Thursday

>>5983817
O-Oh...

>>5983821
Job interview around noon, I'm sorry

>>5983826
I hope you get it.

How about next week?

>>5983829
Next week sounds good

>>5983837
I have a class on Monday and Wednesdays, so I can leave on Wednesday afternoon and be up there in the evening.

Depending on when you start working we can make something work.

>>5983847
Are you serious? How do you even meet up with someone from 4chan?

>>5983854
Just uh, pick a spot on a map and I'll drive by.

If you're ugly as shit then I'll drive away.

Pretty simple concept.

>>5983858
I'm down I guess

>>5983858
>If you're ugly as shit then I'll drive away.

Hmm driving 8 hours to see someone you've never met. Sounds completely reasonable.

>>5983808
Yes pits are hot

>>5983870
Well then, where would you suggest then?

>>5983872
What if he's the real deal and he turns out to be a perfect partner?

I got nothing but money and time

>>5983904
The Starbucks in Wethersfield?
Why do you have so much time and money?

>>5983932
1090 Silas Deane Hwy?

Also, I just do man. Sort of lucky I guess.

>>5983954
That's the one

>>5983965
Well that sounds good.

I'm very excited. pls b qt

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>>5983903
natural..trimmed or shaved?

>>5983973
I don't know why you didn't just post your kik or something

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>>5983858
Tell me the stories when you guys met pls, Im curious how will this turned out to be.

>>5984011
I would, but I actually don't use kik or anything.

Gimme dat email

>>5984013
[email protected]
Just made it famalam

>>5984049
sent bb

>>5983981
Just not shaved preferably, but not a deal breaker

>>5983611
He wasn't trying to impress anyone. What's wrong with you?

I'm so high I wrote this 3 times. Where do I find something to give me cuddles and tell me I'm cute?

>>5984120
A dog
Pretend it thinks you're cute

panda panda panda panda panda panda panda
PANDA PANDA PANDA I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

>>5984154
I GOT TWO PHONES

>>5984159
ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD

B> 1 bf

>>5984120
Someone* pls
vocaroo.com/i/s0ISv4CxMtSY

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>walking home late at night two nights ago
>start getting harassed by some drunks
>cliche twink, plus manlet, almost anorexic tier no muscle mass, can't fight them off
>some guy chases them off
>it was pretty cool
>but embarrassed I couldn't do anything so I decide to just leave with a simple thanks
>next day on my way to the shop I see the same guy jogging
>he notices me and comes over to ask me if I'm alright and all that
>he's pretty good looking now that I get a better look. his face is kinda average, but he has a great body
>he's really nice and constantly smiling, which causes me to spaghetti everywhere
>eventually leaves
>walking home from university again late at night
>he's at local homeless shelter handing out food
Fuck. I think I'm in love. What do?

>>5984393
suck his dick

>>5984393
suck his dick

>>5984430
>>5984454
Sounds great. How do you get to that point though

>>5984393
ok but seriously, tell him about how you admire him handing out food at the homeless shelter. the more you get him to talk, the less you have to talk and the more he'll like you.

get his number and start texting. try to sniff out if he's gay, and then see if he's interested in you.

please try to stay friends with this guy even if it doesn't work out, though, he sounds rad as hell.

Guys keep getting turned off because of my political ties. Am I doing this wrong?

>>5984487
Depends on what you mean by political ties.

>>5984501
Like for example. Today I was at a trump rally.

>>5984471
>too autistic, shy and socially retarded to bring up a conversation out of the blue
fug

>>5984487
What do you mean political ties?

>>5984514
Even among straight people, most young guys will just follow the leftist perspective on things because they've been raised on the belief that all conservatives are bigoted or religious assholes.
I find myself cringing just about every time I listen to my roommate talking to his gf about feminism and racism, but they just don't really know any better and will go along with this shit because it's what's socially acceptable right now.

>>5984515
Politically speaking I lean towards conservationism.

>>5984526
I get that and I never hold it against people. But yet i wind up demonized?

>>5984535
Don't worry about it too much. Society tends to swing back and forth, just hope that normies eventually catch on to how crazy these people are.

>>5984514
are you hot?
hmu

>>5984541
Eh just sucks trying to get out and meet people then if it comes up it's like blam.

>>5984545
Eh are you into hyper masculine bears with beards?

>>5984552
Not Hitler but Yes.
Post Feet + Face pls senpai

>>5984715
>Feet
14W

>face
Once, but never again on 4chan.

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How do you guys deal with insecurity about your dicks?

I keep wishing I was bigger.

>>5984552
>hyper masculine
Who are you kidding, girl. Just because you have a beard and lift weights does not negate your affinity for project runway/golden girls/lady gaga.

Rahhhty Bumclart this was mental.

>>5983270
Don't leave, this is just how this place is.
Once you accept the fact that everyone is going to be catty and chat shit all the time you learn to love it.

Honestly this board is rather tame, its just that every so often someone goes off on one and then everyone comes out of the woodwork to start spunking all over the issue.

Speaking of which all the old tripfags suddenly came out of nowhere to get involved in the ~~~drama~~~

>>5983065
Hello Slotty!

I just need to clear it up because we left on bad terms - I never doxxed you, I never said anything to Sean about anyone on here. Everyone just went crazy and thought I did, shit, Sean himself even said I didn't~

>>5984552
no, only twinks

also
>14w
jesus
I'm 7 narrow lol

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>>5984735

realised that the worldwide average is 5.1 inches, there is no racial correlation, and that public perception is unfairly slanted by porn and popular culture. The older statistics of aroung 5.8-6 inches being average relied on selfreported data.

>>5984735
How big is your dick?

From my personal experience a dick that has more girth to it is a *lot* better than a longer one.

Honestly, long dicks look hot but if they go balls deep you'll know about it and not in a good way, it hurts like a motherfucker.

>>5984771

8 long, 6 around. I know I shouldn't be insecure.

>>5984776

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ya boi you got ISSUES

ahahaha

>>5984776
Hahahah, please get inside me.

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>>5984776

Kill yourself lad

>>5984782

thats not nice

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What would you do if you had a REALLY good butt?

I have one, and i kinda want to show it off, but i am too shy and autistic to ever do anything with it.

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>tfw gymbro has a better butt then you and he's straight

>>5984815

how did you get a gymbro?

also do heavy weighted hip thrusts and lowbar squats to focus butt

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Would you fugg louis theroux?

hes just so nice. plus he was in a gay porn film one time.

>>5984745
>Runway/Golden Girls/Gaga
You mean WWE/Football (US / EU)/Imagine Dragons?

>>5984761
Oh....same

I know, I hate shopping for shoes.

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>>5984849
Probably not but I'd quite like to meet him.

Scott Bakula as Captain Archer though... omggggg
>dat body when he takes his shirt off
>dat strong face
I can't even watch it anymore, I get way too turned on.

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would you fuck anthony burch

>>5984884
Absolutely disgusting.

Tonight, me and my boyfriend are going to a "private club for gay and bisexual men", their website mentions they have lots of play spaces, a "sling room" (?), and their email list signup page mentions "orgy events".

Any tips for our first time in one of these clubs? I'm not sure what to expect beyond "rooms where you're allowed to have sex".

redownloading guild wars 2 and preparing to be completely underwhelmed again.

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I'M SICK OF BEING BANNED FROM EVERY SINGLE GAY CHAT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I'M RIGHT WINGED

FUCK YOU LEFTIST LGBT FAGGOTS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND LOVE IF YOU KEEP PREVENTING US FROM FINDING LOVE

IT'S NO WONDER WE'RE FILLED WITH HATE YOU FILTHY DEGENERATES

>>5984975
it sucks don't do it. god its awful. i log on for laurels and i don't even know why. i should really uninstall. wonder if BDO is any good.

>>5985026
you'd think there would be right wing gay chat rooms and forums specifically for that. also theres redpilled faggot threads on /pol/ and I bet you'd find a lot of redpilled queers on /soc/

>>5985026

Have you tried just shutting the fuck up about your politics and focusing on what's really important in life (dick, obviously)

I didn't really want to start a completely new thread for this, especially since I'm more or less just venting. So I figured this thread was the best option.

I'm pretty much straight, and it's my first time visiting this board. However, due to my looks (small frame, medium length hair, manlet and perpetually skinny) I get a lot of gay guys coming onto me. Usually it annoys me, but I always kindly reject them.
And being in university nowadays has only increased the chances of it happening.
However I recently became friends with one of the more popular guys in the school who is pretty much the epitome of "jock", who also has no shortage of girls flocking around him. It never really bothered me, but we took a class together and got closer after we started studying together. And he's started come on to me and hit on me. And now any time girls are all around him, it pisses me off. And now because of it, I feel like a pathetic idiot. Just yesterday though, we were talking about random crap and a few girls started talking to him, I ended up getting pissed again, but this time he flat out rejected their advancements. And when they left, he asked me if I wanted to get a drink when we're not at school. I panicked and pretty much just ran away.

Now I feel like a fucking idiot. And I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Why the fuck do I feel like such a fucking faggot. What the fuck is going on.

/blog/. sorry for ruining your thread guys. I just needed to get this off my chest. I already know what I should be doing.

>>5985039
i refuse to pay a subscription.
I just want a good pvp game where the more I put into it the better my character become.

If there was a WoW game that was purely battlegrounds then that would be perfect.

>>5985041
SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE LEFT WINGED FAGGOTS

I WANT A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP

THAT'S PURE AND CHRISTIAN

>>5985039
I only play BDO for the PVP. I literally have no idea how the rest of the game is.
But the PVP is 10/10. Outlaw system allows you to hunt anyone you want. And in a few months time, there is gonna be an Outlaw City, with Pirates and the ability to own your own boat and steal player owned loot.

>>5985048
>anon scared of being homo
kek

>>5985048
>I'm pretty much straight
There you go~

>>5984757
I know it wasn't you. It was rugby.

>>5985048
explore the feelings you have for the guy
it's the only way to know what they mean
either way it goes, in the end you know

also
>small frame, medium length hair, manlet and perpetually skinny
hmu bby, wyd

>>5985048

>pretty much straight

This is closet code for "I'm a homo, but I don't want to admit it", also you're situation is straight out of a comic/manga/hentai, just embrace the butterflies in your stomach and let him pound your ass.

>>5985089
>This is closet code for "I'm a homo, but I don't want to admit it"
I sometimes forget that not all guys are at least semi queer
I've surrounded myself so thoroughly with gays that I forget that most men are only attracted to women

am I alone in this?

>>5985063

What in the fuck does that have to do with liking dick?

Find a man. Shut the fuck up about your insane medieval politics. Get to know each other. Enjoy his dick and only his dick, then afterward, tell your imaginary friend that you're sorry.

Not.

That.

Hard.

Millions of people believe crazy bullshit. You can make this work.

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>tfw no tfw
>tfw all your friends are str8 guys
>tfw sexually frustrated

>>5985141
iktf :(
>>5985081
Oh right, well that was to be expected!
What have you been up to anyway, are you still the football slot machine? :P

>>5985147
No. I haven't played since college. Still watch and support though. I've got a full time job now. Working man.
What about you?

How to stop staring at the ground while walking, gaygen?
>tfw no qt lying on the ground waiting for me

>>5985199
Look up

>hit up a club with some friends and the qt bouncer behind you holds you by the waist to get past and break up a fight
>blushing af
>tfw no qt bouncer bf to be my senpai

>>5985210
b-but what if I make eye contact?

>>5985221
;)

>>5985141
>tfw my dick has given up and i just roam around being a chill mf

I dont even really want sex anymore

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NOBODY HAS EVER COMPLIMENTED MY APPEARANCE EXCEPT ONLINE

NOBODY HAS EVER ASKED ME OUT

I HAVE NEVER HELD A GUYS HAND

I KNOW ZERO GAY PEOPLE

EVERY DAY I PRAY FOR DEATH

>>5985186
Aww that sucks, can you join a local team or something? I guess it would interrupt with work too much though....

That's great news though, does the job pay decently?

I've not really got much to tell, I'm also working too, I got my car licence in the end and I've stopped smoking weed for realsies this time!

Absolutely nothing to report when it comes to love or sex life!

>>5985231
I'm getting old, satisfying sex is way too much effort, and random hookup sex is always terrible. Maybe I just gave up on life but I'd rather just rub one out and go back to doing whatever I was doing.

>>5985231

hey me too

except im 18, and it kinda worries me that i have no libido so young

>>5985240
Yep. You got it
>>5985244
Ya im only 20, it just seems intimidating and awkward and im not that much of a horny dude so its not worth it

>>5985221
If they're qt give a smile and wink
>>5985238
I could. Only work til 4-5 every day. It pays pretty well but I really need to get a new apartment. This ones falling apart. And the roaches.

And good for you. Still got that horsedick?

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LITERALLY hitler
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/fb2645e0dd/821266-8

>>5985259
Dont want to scare a qt with my smile ;^(

>>>5985259
I really need to get a new apartment. This ones falling apart. And the roaches.

Learn to clean up after yourself. Shit falling apart and a roach infestation is the tenants fault. Maintenance always fixes things and sprays for that stuff.

>>5985274
Post smile :)

>>5985275
It's from a neighbor. The place is a converted motel and I've seen their room.

>>5985277
nein

>>5985259
Well its great that you've got your own place, I'm looking to move out soon, I've basically already moved in with a friend but I need to set the place IP first to be fair.

You should gather as many broaches together as you can and train them to attack the new roaches, that way you'll have a little SWAT of roaches to defend your property!

And yes, I've still got my massive horsecock~

>>5985279
:(

>>5985278
>living in a converted motel

Why? Also I would report the neighbours living conditions. Might be a meth lab.

>>5985286
Cheap, furnished, and basically the only place in the area that had an open room when I got the job.

>>5985283
Good to hear. What do you do?

>tfw I will never be attracted to hot, strong, sexy men because not gay
>tfw I will never know what it's like to fall in love with a man
>tfw I will forever be straight

>>5985290
Heh, I'm a pizza delivery driver~

Pays decently though and its a ridiculously easy job. In the mean time I'm studying for a Cisco CCNA because I want to get into that field now, its really fun to be studying stuff again I love it.

Besides that I've just been fixing friends bikes and cars for a bit of money too!

>>5985291
Let's trade places.

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>>5985291
Why the fuck are you even on /lgbt/ then?
>never know what it's like
Well, I guess it depends on the partner. But my boyfriend is also my bestfriend. Literally. We grew up together and all that.

So, imagine your best friend, then imagine you find him incredibly attractive. Then imagine you still do all the bro stuff you do with him, like playing vidya, watching anime, shit talking SJW's, laughing at fat women, going camping, hunting and hiking (this is the stuff we do), then imagine at the end of the day, he lets you fuck him.

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>>5985284
its just when I try to go for a light smile it ends up like this

>>5985298
You sound like a sad puppy

>>5985302
literally have the pug smile :^(

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>>5985310
Pugs are adorable, desu :)

>>5985234
same

>>5984735
>>5984766
>>5984776
I have almost 8" in length and only 5.1" girth (1,77" wide, normal condoms don't fit that well).
I've thought about jelqing a lot..
At least people can deep throat me easily.

>>5985296
Could I get a pizza with extra sausage?

>>5985283

When you say "horsecock", how big we talkin?

what's the average nipple size for men?

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>>5985234

Basically me except my mummy tells me that I'm a very cute little boy and that a boy as kind and sweet as me will be able to find a boyfriend when I go to college in August(I left HS during S6 which is like the Scottish equivalent of the final year of sixth-form) and my mummy never lies :3c <3

Who /mummy's little lamb/ here?

Btw I'm speech impediment anon from yesterday and the day before

>>5985361

is it true that all scottish politicians are gay?

>>5985361
Fuck you. My mum is dead.

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>>5985361

my mum never talks about any personal stuff with me

neither does my dad

actually now i think about it, i cant think of a single person i have ever talked to candidly about my personal life and/or feelings.

is that normal?

>>5985361
so nice that your mom supports you
wish my was the same

>>5985363

Idk but the UKIP Europe parliament member for Scotland is a gay libertarian

I don't vote but I like him better than my local Scottish National Party MSP who is an English born muslim woman afaik doesn't even live locally and was one of people who wanted to ban Trump from Britain for saying mean things

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>>5985378

you mean dave coburn? hes v homophobic iirc. is against gay marriage and described gay activists from the 60s as "equality nazis".

plus he looks disgusting af + flunked out of university

I'm not a fan

>>5985363

4 out of the 6 party leaders are openly gay, yeah.

>>5985378
>>5985388

lmao what a tool
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/29/ukip-mep-david-coburn-banned-wikipedia-indefinitely

So I have 2 potential dates and 2 potential hook ups and 1 platonic hang out that could escalate.

Why do I still feel empty

>>5985367
Don't know about normal, but it's definitely not healthy. Neither is constantly talking to everyone about everything.
I think people should find a balance to say important things to supportive relatives and friends.
It takes some time for people to be friends though.

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>suddenly
>michael jackson appears on tinder

>>5985404
take my glasses anon you need them more

>>5985404

why would you want this picture of yourself on tindr?

im sure he could have taken something better

>Slim possibility I might be getting laid today
>go to drugstore to get condoms and lube at the suggestion of another anon
>can't walk into a place like that without buying a bunch of crap because I have no self control
>friend keeps joking he wants one of those sparkly tattoos from the informercials
>see a kit that's like 4 bucks and impulse buy it for him for laughs
>decide to treat myself and get a Klondike bar
>go to self checkout
>"Oh hey Anon!"
>turn around
>it's a girl I know from work
>she definitely sees me buying condoms, lube, a Klondike bar and glitter tattoos


I wasn't really embarrassed but she clearly was. Ha ha I felt almost bad! But I mean, stuff like that is part of life. What can you do?

>>5985416

One time I went to an STI testing clinic just to pretend for a day that I had a sex life, and my sister found out.

She actually thinks I have some kind of exciting secret life now, hilariously

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>>5985413
>tindr

>>5985356
Very impressive. I was super surprised when I saw it.
>>5985416
Now the next time she sees you she'll think of you getting dicked

>>5985447

I
NEED
MORE
INFO

>>5985352
Oh you~

The place has gone downhill though, a dominoes opened up just further up the road and took all the business. Its alright though, its a good placeholder job for now.

>>5985452
Its big~

It gets really big if someone fulfils my fetishes.

>>5985489

what fetishes?
c-can i see a picture?

>>5985489
>dominoes pizza
Disgusting.

>>5985489
if its so big how come you have no love or sex life?

>>5985423
Ha ha that's hilarious! Did she say anything to you about it?

>>5985447
I've actually never been on the bottom before. But I'd do it if the guy I like really wanted me to. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure this girl knows I'm gay? People are usually surprised and I don't really talk much about my personal life at work.

>>5985495
Eh, I've got loads, spanking is the main one I guess. No pics on my phone, someone on here might have one but it was years ago I posted it. Plus, they'd get banned.
>>5985507
Honestly I prefer dominoes, but pizza I now detest, I've seem them all!
>>5985514
Because I don't do anything about it, my only friends are all straight, I'd like to go out again to be honest but eh, I just stopped giving a fuck really.

Also I'm mainly bottom, happy to top, but the guy was scared of it hahaha.

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WHEN DID YOU FIRST HOLD HANDS WITH A GUY?

WHEN DID YOU FIRST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY?

WHAT IS A NORMAL AGE FOR THAT KINDA THING TO HAPPEN?

>>5985528

16, but it traumatised me and I never did it again

never

idk

>>5985528
never
never
that depends on you. live your own life instead of holding it up to others.

>>5985372

Sorry to hear that your mum does support you

My mummy loves me and the fact that I love other boys doesn't matter. ever since I told her I was unsure about my sexuality she has supported me and encouraged me to find myself. I even told her about getting topped in whirlwind of passion by a qt boy from school

It was weird at first but now I <3 her even more and I feel like I can confide anything with her

>>5985388

I don't agree with him aside from drugs policy

I just wanted a reason to complain about Tasmania Ahmed-Sheikh

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>>5985536

>getting topped in whirlwind of passion by a qt boy from school

TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU FILTHY CHAD

>>5985521
Nah man. Pizza is great if you make it yourself or its local. I can't cook for shit but I can make an awesome pizza.

>>5985520
cinnamonroll anon? if that's you, didn't you say that you're more popular with girls than guys? that's probably why they're surprised

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>>5983691
>>5983699
I want to call you out for being RPing fags but this is soooo cute

>>5985536
you make me feel warm and fuzzy inside anon
I hope I will be able to come out to my mom eventually since shes the best
Gotta gay up her mind

>>5985548
>>5985536

thinking about talking to my mummy makes me feel weird inside

isnt that super super awkward???

>>5985521
>Also I'm mainly bottom, happy to top, but the guy was scared of it hahaha.

I've had people be uh, 'reluctant' with me before. Aren't you 5'4?

>>5985528
I was 12. We were on a field trip to the zoo and I took the buddy system very seriously! It was nice, though. I probably had a teeny crush on the kid.

I didn't have sex until I was around 20 though. Being in the closet until I left for college meant that I missed a ton of opportunities. But everybody has different circumstances and everyone moves at their own pace. Just go at a speed that feels right for you and don't hold yourself up to other people's standards. You'll have a lot more fun that way.

>>5985536
Congrats!!

My mom's pretty awesome, too! I wasn't ready to admit I was gay until I left for college because and was in denial/the closet for most of high school.But when I told her, she was surprised but mostly cool with it. The only thing that really concerned her was that I would get shit from other people for being gay. My dad was really, really not okay with it though. We don't really talk much.

>>5985545
Yeah, it's me! That could be it.

>>5985546
Isn't it? I really want it to work out and hope they keep us updated.

>>5985565
its only awkward if you make it so

>>5985603

but, like... telling her what kind of guys you like? and whether you want to fug them or not??

how could that not be weird?

especially as I like guys who are 6-8 years older than me...

>>5985624
oh I thought you meant just like talking to your mum about your sexuality
I guess it just depends on the bond that you have with your mom/she is chill

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Recently I've been masturbating almost exclusively to hetero porn, and now im insecure about my sexuality.

How to find out if i am straight, bi or gay definitively?

>>5985542
You know I've never tried making pizza, I'd like to give it a go. Lately I've been really into baking, I made a deliciousssssss cheesecake not long ago, it was soooo good omg!
Also cookies too!
>>5985567
Yeah I'm 5'4 so to most people I'll be like a head shorter than them, but I love being tiny, its fun!
>>5985528
Probably about 17 I guess, was with a guy from /g/ actually.

19? I think. Only guy I've ever had sex with, we were friends with benefits for a while

Any age really? I'd suppose late teens early twenties due to waiting to come out and then finding people etc.

>>5985648
Pizza and chicken wing dip are my specialities. My family makes me make the latter for special occasions. 2good

>>5985648
Woah you're almost a full foot shorter than me! I've often wondered what it'd be like to be short. I used to be really insecure about my height, but I've gotten over it for the most part.

im suckin djck rn

>>5985541

I'm not a Chad it's just that I'm barely cute and twinky enough to get solicited tons

I just talked with a cute fledgling ottermode in school and had him invite me back to his house. I was sitting next to him and he leaned in and we started awkwardly making out. I pulled down his Calvin kleins and started sucking him off until he push me away and told me to strip before he rubbed KY jelly onto my hole and push some inside with his fingers and covered his dick in it

I was a virgin and he was over eager(I had to push against his hips to stop him painfully going balls deep and I was only just comfortable taking him when he shot inside me. I finished myself off while he fingered and kissed me

I cleaned myself up, squirted his out his seed and got dressed before his parents got home

I've been wanting to ask him on a date but I'm far too shy :(

>>5985548

Do you have a specific reason to think she might not accept you or are you just nervous?

>>5985693
she is pretty religious, but not a religious fanatic
plus whenever I mention anything gay she rolls her eyes and just reacts negatively
but recently when I told that she hates gays she said she doesnt so hope is alive
I just want my mom to love me no matter what like she told me :^(

>>5985528
>WHEN DID YOU FIRST HOLD HANDS WITH A GUY?
23. Though never in public. I can't handle public displays of affection, and I'm too far in the closet to do that anyway.

>WHEN DID YOU FIRST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY?
16. It was really cut and dry. Two friends experimenting. Felt awkward as fuck. I wanted to disappear for the longest time after that. Though after a while, we did a few more times. Still very awkward though, it was less of a relationship and more of two awkward kids experimenting and getting off, then pretending nothing happened afterward.

>WHAT IS A NORMAL AGE FOR THAT KINDA THING TO HAPPEN?
Sex? Probably 18. Though with the same sex? No idea. Hand Holding? 16?
I honestly have no idea about this kind of shit. I'm way too autistic.

>don't like having butt stuff done to me
>seriously fucking hate it
>meet super, super cute guy
>literally perfect
>he also hates butt stuff
Fug

i'm about to give a speech in front of 800 people

wish me good luck RIGHT NOW

>>5985713
You're gonna choke up. 800 fucking people, anon.

FUCK UP AND FORGET YOUR SPEECH. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>5985713
GOOD LUCK! DONT GET A BONER!

>>5984855
>imagine dragons
Far worse than any political views

>>5985669
That's cool, cooking is really fun and rewarding when you get to finally eat it after all the work!
>>5985677
Don't be silly, you don't need to be insecure about being tall, in general tallness is very attractive!
>>5985707
Just fuck each others dicks!

>>5985693

i know this story is bullshit because you didnt get shit over his dick

nice try tho

i think i might be a sex addict..

>>5985729
>Imagine Dragons
What the hell is that? Saw a billboard for it, but wasn't sure. Is it a circus thing?

>>5985779

I think i might be allergic to interpersonal relationships

>>5985790
it's a band

if you've ever sat through a commercial a year or so ago with that I'M WAKING UP I FEEL IT IN MY BONES RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE song, that was them

>>5985790
new pokemon style game

>>5984849
just last week I was thinking about how cute he is, so yes

>>5985790
It's a brand of yuppie cuck music.

They have this really shitty song called RADIOACTIVE I'M RADIOACTIVE

Yet no blow out soon fellow STALKER, just shitty god damn music for a bunch of queens.

What is the best way to rage out without drinking alcohol, having sex or killing someone?

>>5985797
Oh, okay. I haven't watched TV apart from local news in a few years now, so I don't have a frame of reference.

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>>5985800

Smart too. Went to Magdalene College at oxford iirc

>>5985803
play any ASSFAGGOTS game and be cancerous to your teammates
my favorite past time desu

>>5985707
Maybe he just had aweful guys before?
You can always have a relationship without anal, it's not that rare.

Anyone ITT watch wrestling?

>>5985821

wrestling is for kids

>>5985707
There's lots of things you guys can do without doing "butt stuff"! Frotting can be pretty hot if you know what you're doing. Really the fact that both of you don't like it just means that you get to have fun experimenting and finding out what works best for you both. : )

>>5985713
Good luck! What's the speech for/about?

>>5985742
>Don't be silly, you don't need to be insecure about being tall, in general tallness is very attractive!
It was mostly back when I was younger. I'm all limbs and when I was a teen I was really clumsy because I was still growing. It just made me feel really awkward. I was insecure in general when I was a teen and people always commenting on my height and asking if I played basketball just made it worse. But once I got older and more coordinated, I started feeling better about it!
I'm still kind of a clod, but I don't mind it now. It's just one of those things I had to learn to accept.

>>5985707
do like the ancient romans and practice that thighfucking

>>5985824
Bleh, school is always full of dickheads, I guess I was one of them too :/

So are you really tall but with a smallish body for your limb size? Its good you've got confidence now, as you get older and more mature you realise all the crap people talk means nothing in the long term.

Where is the bf store?

Do they also have an online webpage I can browse?

Maybe a mail order bf?

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Is it weird to want to get into drag even though i'm kind of shy and awkward. It just looks so fun and i like the outfits and stuff, it's cool. I'm not really a big personality, i guess i just like the dressing up aspect. I think I could pull it off.

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>>5985771

I Shit in the morning before school/college/weekend funposting sesh and post-shit anything I put in there is visually clean but with a heavy aroma of stinky dinky

Also why is he so dreamy :3c

Also why did my phone suggest agitprop as an autocomplete for shot post?


>>5985701

Next time she acts dismissive ask why she acts like that

I'm sure your mummy loves you as much as mine loves me and no matter what will always love you

Chin up bby

https://youtu.be/czeRe2tTjgk
>tfw no german bf to sing songs 2 u ;_;

>>5985921
germanic languages are so ugly to sing songs in honestly

>>5985912
something i didn't think i would be into but i'm actually really into is masc dudes crossdressing.

>>5985915
its just always the same : its a sin, its disgusting etc
I try to reason with her but I often get angry and we just end the conversation there
plus she idolizes jews which is annoying too

>>5985840
I wouldn't beat yourself up about how you were when you were a teenager. We were all total messes at that age. :)

I was more concerned about being ostracized for having feelings for boys at that age, but being bigger and clumsier than everyone else didn't really help with my feeling out of place. If you know what I mean.

>So are you really tall but with a smallish body for your limb size?
I've got a long torso, too. I guess I'm just sort of long everywhere ha ha! You said you had me pegged for a bottom, but most people in my day to day life don't make that assumption. My height probably has something to do with it.

>Its good you've got confidence now
It took me a while to get there, believe me!

>>5985932
oh im not really a masc dude. Just turned 18, am twink.

>>5985701
I'm pretty sure that's normal. My parents were ok with me being gay but after we had the coming out talk we haven't spoken about it since, and that was seven years ago.
They are not religious at all but don't really care for gay stuff, so if we're watching tv together and something gay comes on they'll switch the channel so on and so forth.

I can't even begin to imagine talking to my parents about stuff that involves my romantic or sexual life and its not just because they don't like it, but also because I don't want to. That would be cringey as fuck and I don't want to engage in those conversations with them.

>>5985932
to each his own
I for one find them masc af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZPGJLMQNfs

>>5985943
i'm not either, just adding onto what you said.

>>5985945
I guess Im just seeking approval from her
I want her to stop talking about marriage and thinking that I have a gf

>>5985912
Do it and take pictures.

>>5985915

Btw that isn't the baby otter who burst his dam inside me(he is too pure for grindr)

It's another qt twink boy from school

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>tfw bored and kind of want to be slutty for a bit
>tfw some people on here know me and would recognise me

darn

>>5985976

Posting pics of people on 4chan without their consent is a lil weird man.

>>5985964
I don't really know where to start, or where I'd buy stuff b/c embarrassing.

>>5985981
Buy whatever you need online. Just pick stuff you like

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>>5985980

It's his Grindr profile pic and it isn't compromising or anything

Here is mine if you wondered what the speech impediment anon from a few threads ago looks like

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who here /footfag/

>>5985994

Why would you have that as your profile? It makes you look evil. I'm sure you could take a cuter pic if you didn't have such a scary glower.

>>5985995

i dont get footfags at all. Do different footfags have different preferences? what even makes a "good" foot?

>>5985941
jesus you really are a cinnamonroll

>>5985993
probably have to learn makeup and stuff first.

>>5985999
>>5985995
Also, what the fuck is up with gut fetishes.
That "tum-tum" shit is so unnerving.

>>5985996

I can't fake a smile

Everyone either irl online always asks me why I look so sad

>>5985995

I'm not, but I think foot fetishes are cute desu.

Like, if a guy is into latex or BDSM or something like that I would go along with it I guess, but I would always be a little bit creeped out.

But who could possibly be creeped out by the idea of a qt furiously masturbating to the idea of feet? Its just so innocuous and adorable!

>>5986051

so just hide the bottom of your face, or have a neutral expression, or dont even have a picture of your face at all

just don't have knitted eyebrows and a downward angled head imo

>>5984863
Enterprise is shit

>>5986093
Season 3 is garbage, but the rest of it is okay. If the first officer was Riker again somehow, it'd have the sexiest cast out of any Trek.

>>5986100
Expanding upon that, I wish there had been episodes here and there about the politics on Vulcan re: humans. Entering into a formal alliance with a species in the process of leaving behind barbarism had to be politically interesting. There weren't enough potboiler episodes, if you ask me.

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>>5986058


What about embarrassing snapchat slut expressions like this?

>>5985995
Feet are cool

any anons that like indie stuff?
https://youtu.be/TjOlxfB5NAw

>>5986127

eh... i think it makes you look a *liitle* bit mentally challenged. just have a normal face i guess?

How can i get my bf to take me seriously? We have kind of a fem/masc dynamic and thats ok but he always teases me or overrides my decisions because he's a (quote) "real man"

Its really cringey but he acts like im playing along and teases more if i try to explain that, gay stuff aside, i am actually a man too.

Im ok with having some of a submissive role but i want him to take me seriously some of the time, at least, you know?

>>5986171

clear communication pham

where is our promised land, /gg/?
Who will lead us away from these cursed breeders?

Anyone else excited for Anon/Police-kuns date goes tomorrow?

>>5986100
It was better than Voyager, that's for sure.
But the first two seasons (season 2 especially) are just directionless filler and they literally reused scripts from the previous shows.
Season 3 I thought was good even with the 9/11 parallels.
Season 4 is good just for the TOS homages and connections.

But I agree, Scott Bakula (even though his face is weird to me) was DILF-tier in Enterprise and Trip and Malcolm were pretty good themselves

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>>5984849
>>5984863
>>5986093
>>5986100
>>5986233
>anything other than TOS
>good
leave IMMEDIATELY.

>>5986245
Go back to bed, grandpa/JewJew Abrahams.

>>5986230
I'm hoping for the best. It sounds like they both deserve something good in their lives right now.

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>>5985528
never
never...
I don't know but it can't come soon enough

>>5986261

Where do you live?

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>>5986263
Canada, but honestly I'd rather not do it with some random anon who's probably considerably older than me.
I just want a qt gayboy to hold hands and listen to Jai Paul with

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>>5986276

I'm only just 18, but I live in Europe so i guess it doesn't matter anyway

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<3

>>5986233
I started jonsing for Star Trek a while back and decided to rewatch it all. Got most of the way through TNG, and then I got sick as a dog for two weeks, and spent most of it watching Star Trek. Finished TNG, watched all of DS9, and the first two seasons of Voyager before I got cleared to go back to work by the doctor. TNG is unquestionably the strongest of the spin offs, but even that had its share of shit episodes.

DS9 is good, but the Dominion War just turned the show into bland Sci Fi action crap to me.

Voyager isn't as bad as everyone says it is, but it is very inconsistently written. Runs very hot or cold. Virtually every episode about Harry Kim was shit, and there was a serious lack of Chakotay. I don't like how it becomes the Seven of Nine show toward the end, but it's overall an okay show to have on in the background.

I haven't gotten to Enterprise yet, but I remember disliking Season 3 and its Space 9/11.

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>>5986282
18s not so bad I guess, whereabouts in Europe? I miss living down that neck of the woods.

>>5986313

Surrey, in England.

Its about 45minutes away from London.

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>>5986317
Oh yeah? I grew up in North London

>>5986324

That's cool. I go into london most weekends, but I normally just go to museums and shit by myself because I have no life.

It seems like a fun place, but also when it gets late its pretty grim and you get drunk people shouting at you and stuff.

>>5986303
Fadorable

>>5986282
ree

I like seeing happy couples, but man it hurts too

What are the relative merits of Grindr vs Growlr?

Do I have to be a bear to use Growlr?

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>>5986336

did someone say "Emotional Torture Time"?!?

>>5986339
sort of related,

does anyone know if I can use grindr in one specific spot/area?

I don't want it being "active" when I go home or anywhere else like at work.

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>>5986333
Yeah, it's a pretty fun place to be for the most part, luckily never had issues dealing with drunks because I lived in a pretty posh area desu. Shit, I really miss living in a bigger city.

How's Surrey?

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>>5986345

>>5986353

Yeah, just turn location off when you don't want it to be active.

>>5986354

Nice, but e m p t y.

I don't even know a single gay person IRL, it kinda gets me down.

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>>5986311
The thing about Voyager is that the first three seasons are actually better than the later ones. Once 7 of 9 comes on, the writers changed as well and they completely forgot about any of the recurring background crew from the early seasons and the show became even more of a feel-good diet TNG, with the interactions and joking between the main cast feeling even more forced than usual.

DS9 is GOAT to me, best cast, comfiest off-duty moments, best villains (Dukat did nothing wrong except for the last season), and while the War goes on forever, it's not the focus of every episode and there's still pretty good standalones sprinkled throughout.

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tfw you embarrass yourself in front of you're twitch husbando

>>5986355
Oh it's that simple?

I've never used an app, much less a gay app before.

So I'm new to this process.

boyahoy or grindr, whatever is better for twinks.

>>5986367

Grindr has more people, which is both a plus and a minus.

More hot guys, but also more creeps.

>>5986353
If you're on Android, just download an app that spoofs your location and set it to your house. Or, yeah, just turn location services off.

>>5986366

Who is it?

>>5985996
fuck you he looks adorable
in an evil way mind you but still, CUTE!

jai paul is fucking shit
hes a crybaby faggot who makes plebby shit music fucking faggot cunt

>>5986379
It looks like he's scooping peanut butter in his mouth.

>>5986379
If you describe something you want to fuck/be romantically involved with as "cute" or "adorable", you are a latent child molester and a danger to society.

>>5986358
That sucks dude
At least it's pretty down there, I guess, but I'd say move to a bigger city and befriend some qt3.14s

>>5986230
Yes, I can't wait for the emotionless greentext.

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>>5986395
He makes fun, easy to listen to music that doesn't have to be taken seriously. He shouldn't be evaluated by the standards that one would evaluate fucking Toshimaru Nakamura or some shit.
Post taste shitlord

>>5986230
>you will never have autistic boyscout husbando

tried grind for the first time
only old unattractive males looking for hookups in my area
just kill me senpai

>>5986359
>the writers changed once 7 of 9 showed up.
That much is obvious. It felt like Jeri Ryan's publicist wrote some of the episodes (Like the one where she's fighting Dwayne Johnson for... reasons).

>Good stand alone episodes sprinkled throughout the Dominion War
True enough. Wasn't enough Julian Bashir, 007 Pastiche episodes, IMO.

>Dukat is a god-tier character (except in season 7)
Yep. Kai Wynn worshiping the EEEEEEVIL pah wraiths with her Bajoran fuckbuddy Dukat made no goddamn sense. DS9 bought too much into Bajoran spirituality toward the end.

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>>5986418
>mentioning toshimaru nakamura on /lgbt/
marry me

>>5986496
Things that didn't happen, the post

>>5985941
Yeah, its just being young, I was a little chav bastard haha. I do remember when I was 12 I told two mates I thought I was bi but naturally everyone took the piss!
>TFW crushing on boys and not sure why back then

>just sort of long everywhere
Lewd!

Yeah generally taller guys tend to top and little guys bottom, but its just generalisation.

>>5986496
Police. Now.

>>5986496
runs in the family xd

>>5986496

yeah call the police pham.

You gotta stop the cycle of abuse, cause nobody else will.

>Ex-bf calls
>Kittybro is missing
>He's been been missing for a week
>Ex-bf asks if kittybro has gone to my place
>No..
>Asks for help to look for kittybro
>I help him look
>Neighbour calls
>Kittybro got run over in the street
>RIP kittybro
>Comfort ex-bf
>Help with kitty-funeral innawoods
>Al. the.chemistry.jpeg
>He wants back together
>I know it's a bad idea but I'm lonely af
Wat do?

>>5986515

buy him a new kitty and tell him to get lost

>>5986093
To be honest I found it to be far and away the best.

They have to find their feet, with regards to the prime directives, the new species they encounter, the Vulcan/human relationship. T'pol slowly learning about emotions and humans is extremely interesting.

B-but I'm probably biased because I watch it with the guy I have a crush on :3

>>5986333
I'll go to museums with you, I need a gay guy in my circle of friends!

And I can show you all the south east shit holes too!

>>5986531

Do you live in London?

>>5986543
Yeah, around the Bromley area.

How do you tell people they're beautiful without sounding creepy?

Gays are so rare. I want a friend to talk about butts with.
>tfw this place is too much of a conservative shithole

>>5986531
>>5986550

Um... are you being serious?

I'm on holiday, I could definitely do something at some point in the next week if you are.

>>5986560
filtered.

new thread:
>>5986592
>>5986592
>>5986592

>>5986379

http://vocaroo/i/s1JrAI5LgU7Q

>>5986158

Mentally challenged in a "air headed blonde twink" way or in a "held back in school" way

>>5986171
don't tell him you're a man too, show him. Be a man.

>>5986607
You must be swift as a coursing river

>tfw AB+ blood
>can get blood from anyone
>can give blood to no-one
Being gay sucks at times ;_;

>>5985404
I would fuck him.

>>5986127
Strabismus kek