LesGen

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daily reminder that the best girlfriend for a lesbian, is a transbian.

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Please don't reply to trolls.

>>5973640
I kind of want to hear their argument.

You'd think if transbians are best gf, why don't transbians keep that secret so they can just date each other and live in transbian bliss.

I hope this phase of lesgen being overridden by trolls and idiots who take bait passes quickly.

and we're off!

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>tfw haven't smelled another woman's vagina in over a year

>>5973944
>tfw haven't smelled another vagina ever
Normie get out REEEEEE

>tfw you'll never have a woman's wet vagina rubbing up against your own until you both orgasm simultaneously then fall asleep in each other's arms

>>5973600
You could be way hotter If you still called yourself a boy despite being on hormones/having boobs/clear skin. Boys who look like women are good.

>>5974202
>Boys
>good
>ever

Do people not understand the point of "LESBIAN general"? Jesus christ.

>>5974226
It should be called Lesbian+ then :^)

>>5974231

I prefer "murdereveryonewhousessmileysgen"

I think it's quite catchy.

>>5973707
Maybe because most transbians are manly looking dudes in tutu dresses while the other "transbians" who are young and cute are actually into dudes and suck dicks like on an assembly line for money?

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>>5974226
Dashing feminine bodied boys aren't ever not good. Esp if they've got squishy boobs.
Men get ugly cause their bodies are programed to do so. A boy/mtf/whatever cheating that is fine.

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>>5974254

>>5974036
Most people who want sex eventually get it. Don't give up hope, Anon!

>>5972448
Is this the most eligible anon in the thread?

To be honest, I'd fuck a transwoman if she were cute enough. I'm not all that attached to genitals and I'm generally a toyslut anyway.

>>5974373
did someone take a dump on his chest?

>>5974482
He probably used his shirt as toilet paper.

What the hell is honestly wrong with trannies? Is it part of their mental disorder that they have to always try to be center of attention and stir shit up?

>>5974373
me in the background running away absolutely horrified

>>5974520
You have to remember that trannies want to be women really, REALLY bad. A single stray remark from someone that indicates that their identity isn't accepted, like "trannies gtfo, real lesbians only" is a massive threat to their sense of self. So they go into overdrive mode, forcing themselves into the space, demanding validation from everyone that they are in fact "real" women in order to defend themselves against the previous threat to their identity.

>>5974479
This. Just lock her dick in a chastity and strap on fuck the hell out of her.

>>5974550
Validate me senpai

>>5974559
Can't you go in the mtfgen to talk about pegging?

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>>5974559
>her
>dick

>>5971794
Yes, thats my hand, and I'm cis girl. I don't care that much about them but I really have very mannish hands, as well as other body features, like my face (or at least I think heh).Maybe i've born with hormonal problems, developed it, or something like that, idk, read something about it once. My parents really never give a fuck, but it bother me a bit. Anyways...

>>5974254
Can confirm, was one of the latter. I'm an ex "transbian" who is not actually sexually attracted to women. Turns out I just have a thing for femininity/cuteness, but only for other people who have dicks.

I can also confirm that there are a ton of the former - gross old hons and severely non passing weirdos who try to make awkward advances on the cuter ones.

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>be an unfriendly loser
>get called a tsundere by some creeper
>mfw

>>5974616
Most transbians look like lalaLarry aka gross man faced

>>5974567
Lesbos aren't into pegging?

>>5974559
>tfw no qt gf to lock me in a chastity belt.

>>5974314
Boys are never good. Boys with boobs are laughable. Trying their best to be women but they will never measure up. You should remember your place as a mere mistake. You will never be respected. Skellington with beestings and no vag, sad really.

>>5974550
They're men. Males are always crying and whining. They lack sense. They seek out women for direction; poorly imitating them, seeking attention from them, like they literally have no purpose but waste air. Disgusting vermin to be exterminated.

>>5974638
Baka sempai! It isn't like you're AGP or something....

>>5973371
What is the direction you wanted this thread to take? Didn't even put a decent OP pic. I am so severely discontent. Gold star worship thread imminent.

>>5974567
Can't do that. I think of them as cute boys with boobs. It'd be mean to go there and make em sad with all my fettishy shit.

>>5974691
How big is your girltinkler?

Gonna start a new thread. This one is awful.

>>5974711
>cis female

I'm just flypaper for freaks and almost always only get hit on by creepy/weird guys. Though to be honest, I tend to sperg out when attractive women even talk to me, so I don't know what I'm complaining for.

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>>5974036
I want to not be a 25 year old virgin I want someone to love me and fuck me
;^;
>>5974314
Isn't utena female bodied?
>>5974520
It's a troll, I doubt it's a transgirl trolling
>>5974726
I agree
But starting a new thread just kills the board; let's just redirect this one until the post limit

>>5974716
>>>5974567
>Can't do that. I think of them as cute boys with boobs.

>thatsmyfetish.psd

Seriously tho, not all of us seriously consider ourselves women. /mtfgen/ hasn't been enlightened yet. Femboys on hormones are the future. Transwomen are the past.

>It'd be mean to go there and make em sad with all my fettishy shit.

Yeah but its pretty fun to trigger them

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Be honest lesgen, would you turn this down if she asked you on a date?

>>5974708
>You should remember your place as a mere mistake
have two X chromosomes and am normal though so try again. All I said is that boys can be good if they're pretty enough and preferably castrated so they don't end up turning into men.

>Skellington with beestings
Is a hot body type regardless of if its a boy or girl. And if it's really a problem they could get a surgeon to fix the no vag prob.
>>5974755
>Isn't utena female bodied?
pretty sure she is. Was more of just thinking of the lanky andro with a boyish personality part

>>5974725
kinda big

>>5974755
Better trigger the trannies then, if you want this awful thread to hit the bump limit faster and create an okay thread.

>>5974835
You haven't posted anything to consider.

>>5974835
I don't date memes.

https://eroshare.com/0usfsgld
Why'd anyone record all of this AND post it online so strangers can collect them?

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>>5974725

>Lesgen questions #653: How big is your girltinkler?

>>5974886
Oh god it's that fat bisexual again. I could at least tolerate these idiots if they didn't blatantly try to talk about their bisexuality in a place clearly labelled lesbian general discussion. This is proof of them being literal garbage.

>>5974755
>kills the board
The board is already ded. There are literally 5:1 T to G threads and 99:1 T to L threads. T killed this board. B and T killed this thread. I'm hiding out on L chat until the world is nuked.

>>5975121
Please, don't ever come back.
And take your nazi friends with you.

>>5974373
Am i the only one that thinks this guy has some sort of vomit on his shirt.

>>5975121
You COULD make more threads about topics you like and post in them instead of whining about other people doing so, and at least half of the "tranny threads" are troll threads by /pol/ and others about trannies.

>>5975136
Probably drunk so mixture of spilled beer and spit-up/puke.

>>5975026
Because they're good people who make noble decisions.

>>5975136
probably people gave him what he deserve )))

>>5975129
Why do trannies (men) and memesexuals like bis ruin everything? Keep that newsfeed of trannies being murdered and chopped up running for a good laugh.

>>5975142
All that's needed is one thread. But the hideous shits can't even go one thread without ruining it. It's poetic. How everything males and male sympathizers touch must be ruined. They are a worthless disease to be culled.

>>5975158
Clearly there needs to be two threads. One for normal lesbians and one for nazi shits like you.

But I don't expect you to understand this, since you're just a troll.

>>5975166
>thinks Nazi is an insult on 4chan
Once you've effectively been here for more than 10 minutes you can start posting on /b/ newfag.
They already tried to make one a year back. It was called cislesgen. Trannies through a major tantrum even though they have something called tlg that they themselves made because the non transbians were hurting their feelings. And there's already a bigen for the bisexuals, a fem gen for the sad dudes on hormones, and reddit for you.

>>5975158
So the entire board should just be a lesbian thread a gay thread a bi thread and a tranny thread?
Are you autistic?

>>5975147
>>5974512
>>5975153
Agh. I wonder what he would do if he realised his face had become a meme.
His pants are on the side which means he intentionally wanted to show his penis.
Agh idiot.

>>5975179
>though they have something called tlg that they themselves made
/tlg/ was literally started by someone from lesgen though trannies have kept it going.
It was long after that when some obsessive autist or troll made /lesgen/ /cislegen/ for awhile which just baited more shitposting.

>>5975179
The nazi part was not suppose to be an insult. I was just stating a fact. People like you (maybe yourself even) have literally talked about gassing people, so..

>>5975191
>I wonder what he would do if he realised his face had become a meme
He's an overweight drunk doing a dance in a tutu and beer/vomit stained tanktop in public, do you really think he'd give a shit?

>>5975195
I remember that. It was during the gg wars. You guys think we can even say the name of the war now? I remember saying the word would bring war to the board, and it had become taboo to say it back then. Tbh i think that's what caused the trolls to multiply and the reason so many gens had to be split up

>>5975205
Well. What if the pic was taken long ago. An now he's some sort of classy guy that would be mortified if this ever popped up on his facebook

>>5975214
He doesn't exactly look like a young lad making the mistakes of youth before buckling down and taking life seriously tho maybe I'm being too judge-y.

>>5974822
>enlightened
except last time I looked at your threads you all were freaking out over having gotten "too much" boob growth and were all switching to drug derivatives that wouldn't give you them.

See for all you talk about cheating nature and being feminine, you still panic when you get feminine, shout something like 'this isn't right I'm a boy' and hide back into some half steps like your srems.

Poor boys, you came so close but in the end youll always fail cause of your fears.

>>5975214
Because I'm nice, here's the guy in motion. Beautiful twerking. Makes me wonder why I don't like men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuUfRMQFO6U

>>5975184
Are you? Is that what I said? No I said merely a lesgen is enough for lesbians, we don't need make a bunch of lesbian themed threads like that anon suggested. Reading comprehension may require more than one brain cell.

>>5975195
A tranny from lesgen? Yeah. And people asked why they didn't just stick to mtfg so they said they wanted something specifically for transbians like themselves.

>>5975203
What's wrong with that? You some sort of tumblr scum? Fuck. Off.

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>tfw you can't even muster up the energy and motivation to eat let alone go to the gym and exercise

>raining outside
>curled up in my chair with a blanket and hot chocolate, listening to music and playing games with my friends
Comfy af.

>>5975465
>a bunch
literally 2, one for nazis and one for non-nazis
>Reading comprehension
>not a troll.

>And people asked why they didn't just stick to mtfg so they said they wanted something specifically for transbians like themselves.
People talk about trans* lesbian issues on tlg, people talk about general lesbians issues on lesgen.
It's not so hard to understand. People can use multiple threads to talk about different issues. If you had your nazilesgen you could still come to normal lesgen and post general lesbian stuff, not nazi stuff, if you wanted. You would just keep the nazi shit on the nazilesgen. Or on /pol/, whatever.

>What's wrong with that?
>what's wrong with gassing people.
>lesbian.
>not a troll.

10/10, I guess. You got me to respond to all your shit.

>>5975503
Do you have a girlfriend?

>>5975512

Not currently, but I'm actually okay with it currently. Which is a weird feeling, but pretty neat.

>>5975511
God you are such a retard. I don't give a shit about your tlg ok just go back to it, go far far away from here. Demented freak.

>>5975523
I've been there, anon. Happy and content with friends and family.
The feeling will return. It always returns ;_;

>>5975538

Yeah, I know it will, but for right now Im actually pretty happy

It's probably cos I just made some new les friends and theyre pretty cool. So it's been pretty good

>>5975556
>les friends
The girlfriend dream is so close, don't trip at the finish line.

>>5975538
>implying I'm trans*
Don't you get tired of being wrong all the time?

Why would I go far away from lesgen? I'm a lesbian, anon.

>>5975571
I am Queen of the Lesbians. I say when someone is lesbian and you don't make the cut. Take a hike!

>>5975563

Hah, they're cooler, prettier and less neet than me, so I doubt I'll be one of those getting a gf.

But, I've got new les friends! It's a good time!

>>5975581
>not a troll.

>>5975585
Define troll, dumbass. I'm not baiting responses, I don't care what you do as long as you stop being such a loser. I'm sitting here listing things that make you a piece of shit:
>easily cucked by the bi menace
>a traitor that does not voice their support for the final solution
>obviously not a cisbian

Fix these. Then you can be cool.

>>5975602
LOL

>>5975487
So...are you skinny?

>>5975236
Idk. I was just sayin

>>5975343
He was just being silly then. Wonder if he knows he's a meme now

>>5974202
>tfw you'll never dress up a qt passable transgirl with a curvy figure who insists on being a "just a boy"
Just like in muh manganese cartoons.

>>5975635
I'm on the slim side of average but I want to be buff.

>tfw all you've done today is lay on the couch and drink 32 oz of coffee

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Where's the anon with the good stock of vagina licking.

>>5975298
SERMs are an shitty meme with little support (currently). Anyone who actually cares is just taking blockers and e. I can handle the smol tiddies, I just don't want megamilks. Its worth it to avoid going completely caveman by 25. Men age like milk sadly.

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lesbians only, thanks.

>>5975465
>No I said merely a lesgen is enough for lesbians
And that trannies making multiple threads is a problem so it follows that you think there should be one thread per sexuality or else why are you whining about other threads and how many there are?

>A tranny from lesgen?
No you autist, the first one was made as a "trannies go here and stay out REEEE".

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vaginas only

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>>5975713
The problem is that there are hundreds of threads for trannies to be in, but they still come to this one. If they kept their trolling out of this general the quality would skyrocket.
God I hate you trans freaks. Go away. vaginas only.

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>>5975709
Always love that one.

>>5975709
>lesbians only
why can't we have some boys on a leash here too?

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uterus mandatory

>>5975709
me on the wall dying for your sins

For some reason seeing images and stuff of two girls in a relationship just pisses me off instead of making me happy like it used to.

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must have cervix

>>5975732
ew why

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>>5975726
>the quality would skyrocket
Except that every troll from /pol/ to /b/ know that lesgen is the most triggered thread on the entire site and all it takes to bait us into sperging out and ruining our own thread is low effort "y wont u dumb bitches suc my big clit ;)" bait.
Straight and gay guys like freddie regularly post admitting their trolling because they know it wont stop the literal autists among us from jumping at anything that vaguely resembles bait.

Not everyone who is annoyed with your sperging out is part of the big bad tranny boogeyman you've imagined up.

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>>5975752
women only k thx

>>5975179
this >>5975195

Everybody needs to remember to not feed the trolls.

>>5975738
Fuck off you sexist retard, you're throwing cis women with medical issues under the bus to serve your stupid tranny witch-hunt.
I have family who had to have their uterus removed.

Go shitpost in a tranny thread if you're so obsessed with them.

My gf just decided to join the army. I don't know what to think about it.

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>>5975757
Then leave already.

>>5975699
>32 oz of coffee

ur gonna die

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>>5975763
that's too bad they aren't lesbian. lesbians only

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>>5975765
Become an army wife what else

>>5975771
gay women with ovaries only thanks

>>5975776
>cis women aren't lesbians

So you're not even trying to hide that you're a man trying to troll lesgen by baiting trannies.

Fuck off back to /gaygen/ or wherever.

>>5975785
What about one ovary?
Only a half-bian?

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at least all this fighting has some lewd gifs

really if we're gonna argue on the internet the best way to make a point is tits and ass

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City folks just don't get it. Everything not lesbian should be disposed of. Not pure? Not good.

>>5975752
>and gay guys like freddie regularly post admitting their trolling because they know it wont stop the literal autists among us from jumping at anything that vaguely resembles bait.

Not freddie but if it makes you feel any better I mostly do this because I hate trannies. The more I can make dykes hate strawtrannies, the less support they'll have and maybe then we can finally shake off the T and the feminist sluts who support their degeneracy.

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Now, have a wonderful day! That wish is directed towards my companions, my fellow longstanding lesbians. I curse non-lesbians to severe mediocrity.

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>mfw it's my day off, and I'm wrapped in a comforter watching TV in front of the big picture window in my gorgeous new apartment

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>>5975772
Probably lol

We must secure the existence of our lesbian people and a future for baby dykes

I'm amazed you ladies are actually worse when it comes to trans people than some straight men. Is it just massive insecurity about your own sexuality or something? I've had a trans gf and she was one of the loveliest women I've ever been with.

>>5975668
It might happen. Keep the dream alive.

>>5975830
You do realize that the majority of the world thinks that lesbians are degeneracy too, right?

>>5975854
Exactly. We need lesbensraum. We need some kind of solution to the trans problem, some kind of ...final solution,

>>5975859
it's just bants, lad. don't get you're panties stuck in you're buttcrack

>>5975868
Only because they don't yet see the superiority of women and the inferiority of men (aka half baked, deformed women).

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>>5975882
Would trannies be spared and relogated to a position of servitude in this new society?

Like say, as personal slaves/hand maidens

>>5975897
I'm a demigirl and I approve this.

>>5975765
Don't let her do it, pls.

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>>5975911
>demigirl
I sexually identify as graph paper. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of sorting over the grid drawing beautiful graphs on math homework. People say to me that a person being graph paper is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon tattoo rows, columns and 3 hole punches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Grid” and respect my right to draw graphs and solve equations. If you can’t accept me you’re a papyrophobe and need to check your graphing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>5975897
nu-eunuch will always come in handy but boy oh boy if their chastity cage comes off

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>>5975897
>trannies
>maidens
Critical error.

>>5975752
And you do realize that most of those responding to these baits are also trolls, right?
There's no end to it. Weirdly though, the trolls were away for a while but they came back lately. They'll get tired again eventually, until the next round.

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>>5975859
Or are we better?

>>5975859
They aren't really ladies, they're cis het male trolls.

>>5975938
Hey, Grid, what are your pronouns?
I'm happy for you, by the way.

>>5975940
If they're eunuchs why would they need a chastity cage your logic is flawed like a dumb woman

>>5975911
What even is a demigirl/demiboy though, by tumblr's definition? I thought it just meant you're a lazy piece of shit with no actual gender identity so if you're female, you're a demi-girl, if you're male you're a demi-boy (because you're not wholly male/female, which is EVERY HUMAN BEING except for people who identify as just one specifically)

>>5975944
>tfw you're not even good enough to be a slave

I thought getting rid of my masculinity would be good enough on its own, how will I ever creep on ladies in the bathroom now ;___;

>>5975983
Lol calm down tranny. How dumb you are? Eunuchs still have dicks.

>>5976011
It basically means you identify as partially one gender, but not completely. Your gender assigned at birth doesn't matter.

>>5976018
Wear a fedora, a trenchcoat and talk about Pokemon. Ladies love that.

>>5975859
>Is it just massive insecurity about your own sexuality or something?
Judging by some posts here, I'd say it's probably something like that.

>>5976034
So your identification with a gender can be a fractional value now? What about a complex value? Can we assign to every individual a gender identification function that maps from genders to values in C^n?

>>5976038
I have tried senpai, they all run in fear of my jigglypuff (penis)

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>>5975938

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>all this talk about gender theory
>mfw I identify as pic related

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ATTENTION

The only people allowed in this thread are cis females.

If you are a tranny, fuck off. If you are a man, fuck off. If you are an Apache attack helicopter, fuck off. "demigirls" not welcome, get the fuck out.

Now for the love of fuck, can we stop talking about fucking trannies and talk about actual lesbians for five goddamn seconds?

Somebody post lewd dyke gifs. I'll post a hot chick to get us started.

>>5976106
Shut up kek.

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>>5976052
Gender identification is a personal thing. It has to do with how a person feels. I can't really tell how you identify yourself, and you should be free from binary rules to figure out how you feel about your gender.

>i really love her but i'm finding it hard to keep going
>she has really low self esteem, if i leave her alone i can't trust her to get stuff done, she just fucks around. every month she self diagnoses herself with some mental condition
>she always just says 'oh you're so much better than me' when i try to help her with things and offer self improvement tips

ugh fuck i don't know what to do. she's a really important aspect of my life but i don't feel like i can keep up this level of emotional support forever.

>>5976109
hi I'm a tranny and I'm posting here just to say fuck off

>>5976127
Ergh. That does sound exhausting.

She needs therapy, professional diagnosis, and possibly medication.

She won't get better unless she wants to get better.

desu, I'd probably leave.

>>5976127

You could try suggesting she get help of some kind?
If you go along with her and stuff, that might persuade her to do it?

She sounds like she needs help. I wouldnt be able to cope most likely, you're a better woman than me.

>>5976109
>Demi-girls not allowed

That eliminates half the people posting here because dykes arent real women

>>5976127
She sounds like me.
Is she me?

Oh, wait.
Nobody loves me.
Never mind.

>>5976109
>cobie-smulders-aa-ee-ee-2(...).jpg
Where's her girl tinkler?!

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Operation sexy lesbian gifs is a go

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>>5976152
Yeah!!

Where's the nazi that posts pregnant ladies to ward off the trannies?

>I'm a tranny and I really like those pics.

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>>5976157
here's my two cents

>>5976152
>>5976157
As if that'll deter the transbians

(jk I actually like transgirls, someone let me peg plz)

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>>5976157
>>5976172

>>5976176
>Tfw no 2d futa gf
Why are 3d futa girls so repulsive

>>5976135
>>5976138
she's seen people in the past, didn't get a mental diagnosis. it's kind of a complicated situation: basically, she had this illness called pots which made her tired all the time. like, it hurt to raise her arms type of tired. then suddenly bam it was better, and she can function like a human being - thing is, she's not really used to working physically or mentally for long periods of time, which is, of course, totally not her fault. i feel like maybe i'm being the unreasonable one expecting the world of her, but i'm just trying my best to get her determination and self-esteem levels up, because i'm worried that if i don't, she won't be properly functioning or stable for a long time. but yeah, maybe therapy is a good idea.

>>5976176
I volunteer.

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>>5976178
Ugh my collection of gifs is woefully limited. I think all the ones I have in my collection have already been posted. I'll post pictures of qts anyway. c:

>>5976191
I think it's worse not to expect anything from someone as it really reinforces the idea of one's general uselessness, kinda like: "well I think I'm unable to do all that stuff, and my gf who supposedly knows me well thinks so too, so it's forever out of my reach". Then maybe she feels guilty she can't do as much as you think she could, but that's another problem.

>>5976186
Lower your standards or find a mythical transbian unicorn who both A) Passes, B) is pleasant company, C) Loves you unconditionally

(Which is a lot of them, quit bein' such a bitch grrlfrnnd)

Mandatory mention of the skype group: [email protected]

Enough with this tranny boogyman bait. I can't ban any if you don't tell me who they are.

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i don't have gifs sry

>>5976245
>implying any of us in the group is not a tranny.

>>5976237
hmm, you know, that's an interesting point actually and does encourage me to keep believing in her. thanks guys, gonna have a long ass talk tomorrow. would post qts but i don't have anything appropriate for a blue board

>>5976260
Post anyway.

>We won't tell ;-)

>>5976106
If you are who I think you are, it seems appropriate.

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>>5976260
the qts never end

>>5976245
>joining a skype group full of full grown men LARPing as lesbians
Yeah like I'm dumb enough to join that cesspool.

>>5975806
Reminder that this girl is bi.

>>5976238
Lol I find it hilarious you freaks use the term "passes" like "could pass for a girl" which is just so very sad. That's why lesbians stick to real women. They aren't mentally ill boys trying to pass for a girl. Hahahahaha

>>5976618
She's straight. Or so the anon that met her said. Bi girls are never hot. If they say they're bi and look good they're attention whoring straights.

>>5976618
Why do you say she's bi? Does she like mtfs?

>>5976260
There are 0 mods on /lgbt/. You will never get banned for posting smut here.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>5976650
I was. 2d. And it was nipple. Just don't post it while the thread is bumping because men get jealous and report out of spite.

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>>5976658
If everyone could just politely sage we'd get no trolling

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>>5975705
Why don't you just cut your balls off? You're going to get sick of you need to take high doses of whatever you use.

It's not like it'll make you stop being a boy, just that you won't have to worry about turning into a real man.

>>5976650
fuck right
kill left and middle
marry none
>tfw eternally no gf

Do weeaboo lesbians like Japanese girls as much as weeaboo straight guys?

>>5976650
Fuck right, kill middle, marry left. CUTE FOR A NIGHT, CAKE FOR LIFE.

>>5976619
Passes = passing for a *cis* girl, you dumb shit. Trans girls are still girls, but unless they pass they look obviously trans.

>>5976678
>>5975705
Always felt bad for you guys. The way males are designed, you've got to worry about your body turning on you and trying to turn you into something else.

And you've got to do drastic things to keep yourself from mutating into an ape. Poor things. They ought to fix that defect in future humans.

>>5976694
xx=/=xy
You're the dumb shit. A lesbian will never accept you. We tolerate you to your face irl but you know that faggy voice, 6ft male body, and your men's size 12 feet, your repulsive genitalia (or a hole filled with unidentified bacteria which can't even lubricate or react as a real vagina does), mannish facial structure, and joke like fashion sense will never be accepted.

>>5976725
You're trying way too hard. If you have to make your point with a tantrum and lies, you probably don't have a point to be making.

>>5976735
>lies
What about that is a lie? Do you honestly believe someone could like you? Oh God that's too much, my fucking sides hahaha

You will find success with other transbians. Or maybe a bisexual woman. But never a lesbian. Even the hypothetical "if she passes 100% and looks like a 10/10 model and is post op, sure" is all you get. My point is: in reality cis lesbians will not date you. Because you will never measure up.

>>5976751
>Ugly dyke posting on chinese noodle forum for kids trying to make other users feel inferior

Try again.

>>5976501
>>5976250
There are literally no men in the skype group.

>>5976751
Stop trying to make this into TERFgen. I know you won't be able to accept this, because there isn't a rational part of you left in your entire body, but it's perfectly possible for a cis lesbian to not be eager to shit all over our sisters. Dumbass, you don't even know what the surgery results are. You're like those christfag retards that post images of infants with birth defects and tell everyone it's what an abortion looks like.

Jesus fucking christ, we were doing so well for a handful of threads there. Now we're back to trolls on both sides rehashing the same old shit.

>>5976767
So everyone in the skype group has gotten on cam and showed you their vagina?

>>5976766
>tranny
>calling others ugly
sides in O R B I T
I'm trying to help you out, see reality. But you refuse.

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>>5976781
this is now reply-to-baitsexual general

mr president pls make lesgen great again

>>5976774
>terf
Spotted the tranny. Why do you like to be around real women so much? Aren't you intimidated by how you will never be able to come close in your imitation?

>>5976791
Not even trans

>Males scare me because I'm a weak stereotype better invalidate people's identity to make myself feel like the bigger woman

>>5976810
Straight man, "transwoman" you're the same thing. This isn't the place for you to white knight, shit stain, go over to mtfg and tell those clowns how pretty they look when they angle the camera in low lighting and don't even blend into their neck.

>>5976819
Still wrong, but try again. Heres a hint: I was born with a vagina. Shocking I know, that I would support transwomen and not have a violent aversion to women

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>>5976781
I honestly believe it's because I made the threads. But someone decided to take it out of my hands and now look. It's been bait since the first post.

>>5976784
I've seen a decent number of their vags. If you suspect someone is a tranny just let us know. They wont stay long.

Inb4: B-but you didn't ban the trannies you don't know about.

>>5976834
Well if you're our fuckin good luck charm then you better get back on it.

>>5976735
>If you have to make your point with a tantrum and lies

Not them, but none of that was a lie. It's the truth that trannies want to ignore for some reason. But you'll never be a qt 5' 1" slender girl who can wrap her legs around her gfs waist and be carried to bed, and for that, I feel sorry for you.

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>>5976833
If you're that bisexual trash that's been buzzing around you now understand that you're not welcome here either. Can you read? LESBIANS ONLY.

>>5976844
I have a vision. Genocide. For some reason last thread people were not in full support of a world of purely lesbian women. And then they rebelled and made this thread. And the irony is that the T and B they were standing up for came in here immediately with bait.

>>5976618
nah I'm actually kinda friends with her on tumblr. She's cool and got into art and lives in brazil but she's straight. Real nice though.

>>5976855
Have you considered: you're a maniac who's incredibly easy to bait?

>>5976857
oh and by "into art" I mean she's a legit artist. Does paintings and murals in brazil. Not uncommon for pretty art girls to do some modeling or softcore porn to get some money and set themselves up for a less starving artist gig later in life. I know at least 3 other girls that did that.

I've been on enough lesbian websites that now, when trannies cry about lesbians being transphobic, I roll my eyes and assume that by "transphobic" they mean that lesbians dare to complain when trans shit up every lesbian space and try to make women prioritize trans people over ourselves. I've been on lesgen for three months and it has already become more proof that transphobia in the LG community isn't really a thing. The reality is that LG's don't hate on trans people because they're trans, if they do it, it's because of how obnoxious the trans community is towards gay people.

>>5976871
>Trannies receive nothing but hate from cis lesbians
>It's their fault!!!1!!!

If a tranny makes you uncomfortable, fucking tell them to quit it. Any tranny who says not wanting to fuck them because of dick is transphobia? Yeah, that's bullshit. But this thread is not a good indicator because everyone baits transbians from the get-go and gets mad if anyone has the nerve to defend them/themself

>>5976725
Threadly biology lesson: people who use chromosomes to invalidate trans people don't know nearly as much about biology as they think they do, and probably have an extra chromosome themselves.

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>>5976862
Responding in kind. Transbians or idiot bifilth like you come in here with bait? Why can't I do the same for you? This is a lesbian thread afterall, I wasn't in your face screaming about trannies. They brought something funny, I responded with something I thought was funny. I'm a lesbian trying to discuss things in a lesbian thread but all there is bait. So let's have some fun. I'm not in the wrong. If I went to mtfg or tlg and started insulting them that would be wrong, obsessive. But no, I'm in lesgen and here you fools are. So you guys are really the rude ones, bishit.

>>5976894
but this ^ right here makes me genuinely sick. There can't be anyone who believes this no matter how mentally ill.

Soo, um. Where would one hypothetically get started to look for a qt gf?

Uggghhhhh I just want to do a Sephora haul so bad right now.

>tfw saving for a road trip
>tfw need to be responsible

>>5976952
obviously not here. these dykes are the bottom of the barrel

>>5976967
>implying there are women on 4chan

>>5976924
I don't see how my post (>>5976894) was unreasonable. A lesbo doesn't owe a tranny sex, if the tranny says this is transphobia then kill them, because that's retarded. But these threads are always shit because trannies get offended and lesbos get offended and everyone just turns into a whiny mess

>>5976678
>Why don't you just cut your balls off? You're going to get sick of you need to take high doses of whatever you use.

Thats the plan. Sadly, they don't usually do the procedure if you're not mtf. And even for mtf it can be a major effort to get it.

>>5976704

>Always felt bad for you guys. The way males are designed, you've got to worry about your body turning on you and trying to turn you into something else.

Yeah, you really have no idea how much it sucks ;_;

>And you've got to do drastic things to keep yourself from mutating into an ape. Poor things. They ought to fix that defect in future humans.

Completely unironically agree. I consider myself gay sexually, but I think women are more aesthetically appealing. Ideally, I think that in a better world, genetic engineering would keep males smaller, hairless and more cute, while still maintaining other quintessentially male features. That is, I think men would be better of mandated out of existence in exchange for a gentler, less offensive variety of male.

>>5976964
>not doing a vidya game haul
Do you even lesbian?

>>5976704
Er... my male body will "turn" on me? It's women who have to deal with periods and pregnancy (in the absence of medical intervention). Women often have to pay attention to what their body is doing, meanwhile I can just ignore mine.

Plus billions of people think adult male bodies are sexually attractive. Such as, the majority of women. Which is lucky for me as a straight male.

I know this is a lesbian circlejerk, but come on.

>>5976992
What's the very first post in this thread? Tranny bait is what causes problems. Lesbians would never bring them up otherwise. And they can't stand that. So they stir up shit as best they can.

>>5977039
It was >>5976238

>>5977065
No wait, shit it was >>5976176 my bad

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>tfw you wake up and seiyuu are being sluts
It seems like Emitsun's career is as dead as Love Live!

RIP and thank God it wasn't Jolno's.

The problem with transgirls is that very few of them pass adequately.

If there was a machine that made a man indistinguishable from a woman but left his XY chromosomes intact, lesbians would absolutely date those people.

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>>5976650
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
tumblrites getting BTFO.

>>5977023

VG is too expensive. I want a PS4 but it's like $370 with one game.

>>5977128
Why don't you do like normal people and wait 15 years for an emulator.

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>>5977119
Screencapped. not that it's absolutely hilarious, but still.

>>5977158
emulating the playstation consoles made after the ps2 is likely never going to happen because they don't work much like typical computers.

>>5977215
>they don't work much like typical computers
Are you saying they aren't Turing-complete?

>>5975763
Daaaaaaaanm that is good bait. You must be bored.

>>5975765
Think that if she makes it threw boot camp she'll still cheat on you afterwards.

>>5977225
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_%28microprocessor%29
Basically a playstation 3 is built out of several highly modular microprocessors that can be assigned different tasks at a powerful hardware level. With normal systems an emulator just needs to have enough code to trick the games in to running through your CPU and GPU, but with these systems the way the games work is different in a fundamental way, you'd have to actually create a virtual playstation 3 with all its microprocessors emulated and have that virtual machine run the games, which would be tremendously difficult both in terms of coding the emulator and the amount of processing power your computer would need.

>>5977258
So what, it can be done and it will be done in the next 15 years.

>>5977257

God, S, I don't think you could contribute less to this board if you suddenly went all Roger Ebert on us tomorrow.

>>5977275
nobody's going to do all that work for free

>>5977024
Were you that boy who's on female Hormones cause men spoil unless they suppress their bodies or are Meded or you just a normal man? I'd still tell you to cut your balls but I doubt it would do you much good by then.
>It's women who have to deal with periods and pregnancy
Wombs and being short might suck but not only is testosterone turning you into an ape, but it's also verifiably wiping out your immune system. You scientifically have nearly no ability to fight of intercellular pathogens. It hypertrophied your cardiovascular, even downregulates your telomerase. You're statistically going to live ten years less than you would've if you'd cut your balls.

It's pretty much a design for an animal that was meant to hunt and fight, not live long, old style men are obsolete. In the modern world there's no reason males should have to be like that. The smarter ones will just get rid of that to be pretty, neoteny was more highly evolved anyways.

>>5976993
>mens bodies fall apart with age

Not if you eat well and exercise. Check out Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or any number of Hollywood fuckos in their 40s/50s they look great.

Just don't go full Scooby on the HGH.

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>>5977295
Are you new on the Internet.

>>5977313
Hey, if you're willing to personally be the one who cuts off my balls, I'm all for that.

>>5976993
>that's the plan
You can always lie and get mtf stuff,right? They should make it open to anyone who wants it without forcing them to act like overly feminine stereotypes.
Neoteny for males would make sense for the modern erra. They'd even be healthier then.

Glad there's people like you doing that, grown men at ugly and normal girls are short and not slim enough. An alternative would be nice.Good luck.

>>5977319
Its not that people age. Thats normal. Its HOW males currently age. Its their apelike appearance. The facial hair. Chest hair. Browbones so big they could shed water. With a few exceptions, men age into ugly creatures. What I want is for men to look more like women trying to impersonate men. Sans the tits and vagina. I strive for the creation of the perfect femboy race.

>>5977366
I don't think you want novice veterinary school techniques used on your sack ...

>>5977390
Tits are good though. V is better too. They'd be better off if surgeries made them tall reverse traps.

>>5977390
Oh, so you mean the effects of puberty, not the effects of old age

Anyway

>perfect
>sans tits and vagina

Unpossible.

>>5977461
perfect by the standards of a particular type of gay guy

>>5977277
Yeah, I don't know what it's worse, the nazibians or S.

>tfw no gf

>>5977799

Well....who needs a gf when you have tripdubs, right?

>>5977815
I guess..

>tfw no gf who wants to have sex all the time

>>5977831
Do you have a gf who doesn't?

>>5977799
I'll be your gf anon

>>5977841
T-thanks

MENNNNNMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>>5977799
Fuck >tfw no gf. I want a girlfriend, but I don't want ANY gf. Most women are ugly, as expected because most of the population is ugly. I want a CUTE girlfriend with a hot body and perky tits, no some barely overweight cellulite sadtits butterface gf. Sadly most lesbians are on the ugly side of women, and I will not resign myself to date bisluts, so I will have to live forever with an ashamed >tfw no gf, because I could get a gf but I don't want a gf. 2D is best anyway, I can pretend cute girls like me in my mind!

>>5977849
Are you okay, anon?

>>5977852
You don't deserve a gf.

>>>/r9k/

>>5977835
Nope. But if I did have a girlfriend I would want to have sex all the time. Morning wake up, roll over, sex. Get up, breakfast, then sex. Shower with sex. Call in sick to work, have sex. Snuggle up with movie, sex during movie. Lunch and fucking on the counter. Play some games together, maybe go out, but very quickly pull over and have sex. So on and so on.

>>5977872
>iktf

>>5977872
My LD bi qt promises me this.

>I hope we can meet one day.

>>5977872

>tfw no gf to fuck endlessly, putting you in a constant state of chemical bliss eventually unable to concentrate on anything besides your craving for another orgasm

>>5977899
You don't have to tell us about her defect. Bi chick promised me that too. She of course cheated on me for weed so good luck.

>>5977909
>tfw no qt bi gf to cheat on me to scores us weed.

>>5977916
>smoking weed
Oh you deserve her gift of syphillis for sure.

>>5977916
>tfw no qt gf to usher me into my first experience with drugs

>>5977927
I pretty much meant what >>5977928 said.

I never tried weed, but I'd definitely do it with a qt gf.

>>5977940
>>5977928
Degenerates. There is no room for you in New Lesbos - the new world for us lesbians.

>>5977966
Fascists. There's no room for you in the World.

>>5977972
Starving liberal pls go. Our regime shall crush all opposition and bring about renewed purpose. Too bad you won't be there to see it. Every night is taco night.

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The revolution is coming for you.

>>5977966

; . ;
But I'm a goldster femme cis lesbian. You promised me I'd be taken care of...

>>5977994
Never trust a nazibian.

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Why do the blue hairs have to ruin everything?

It isn't just men that want to look at hot female ass in vidya.

>>5977999
I actually agree with this. Although I still partially agree with them on this issue.

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>>5977863
I know, but I still want a gf. A cute gf. A cute East Asian gf. More specifically a cute Japanese gf, that likes lesbian korean-slaves-made Japanese cartoons.

>>5978015
>horrible things happening to real women all over Africa and Asia.
>vidya character has a hot ass and shows it off. gets all the attention.
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>5978019
Are you a man?
'Cause there are no Japanese lesbians, you know.

>>5977849
Menma are pretty fucking delish. The character is OK too.

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>>5978028
>'Cause there are no Japanese lesbians, you know
That's a lie, tranny.

>>5978027
>horrible things happening to real women all over Africa and Asia.
>b-but muh vidya hot ass gf.
Great argument.

>>5977916
>>5977928
Ladies, ladies, how about you dance over to my abode in Washington? There's a reason they call it the evergreen state.

>>5978037
>That's a lie
I wish

>>5978059
>>>/tumblr/
/lesgen/ is catholic and degeneracy-free space.

>>5978037
That mosaic looks yummy.
>tfw no hairy gf.

>>5978062
Just because you couldn't score a gf while in Japan it doesn't mean there aren't any Japanese lesbians.

>>5978071
Yeah, I know. Hairy is best.

>>5977928
well it happened to me. Storytime anyone?

>>5978078
Yes, pls

>>5978027
And what have you personally done to fight against Boko Haram today, anon?

>>5978073

Muh Ellen Page gaycation had some lezzers innit

>>5978078
Yes, yes!

>>5978082
Seconding!

>>5978086
They played vidya, of course.

>>5978097
Game where you play as a soldier in an village militia fighting to rescue your daughter from Boko Haram when?

>>5978086
I fought the Taliban when I was in the US Army.

>>5978121
Sucking dicks?

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>>5978082
>be me, 18 and total weed virgin.
>hanging out with my friend's friends who I don't know one night. She's talking to everyone and I feel awkward.
>start talking to this super cute girl, feel awkward cause I'm a baby dyke.
>she thinks I'm cute, invites me to go smoke
>realize what she means
>ohshit.jpg
>head off alone with her, get comfy, nervously watch as she gets a bong ready etc.
>after one try I'm trying not to cough like heck and hoping it's dark enough that she doesn't see the literal tears running down my cheeks.
>"hey I'll make it easier for you."
>this ended up being shotgunning. Which I was totally unprepared for yet was totally hot.
>super high, a little freaked out, realize we're sort of cuddling at this point
>gives me some water, tells me not to get myself too freaked out so it's not a bad trip
>makeout a bit, not my first kiss with a girl but definitely first time making out.
>doesn't get too aggressive or heavy, just really slow and nice.
>the fact that I shotgunned so much just to kiss her makes me way higher than I needed to be and I eventually fall asleep.
It was nice.

>>5978121
>Taliban
Whom happen to still be around, looks like you all didn't do such a good job.

>>5978142
It doesn't matter because sandniggers are like roaches. You may disband a group but they will go form another.

>>5978142
It takes time to do that shit. Chill.

>>5978128

Only like half the women in the army are raped, shitlord, stop generalizing everyone tyvm

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>>5978176
So were you sucking dicks or not?

>>5978076
Nooooo. Don't wanna be flossing hairs out of my teeth thank you very much.

>>5978181

Sure was.

t. straight guy in the army

>>5978136
shotgunning is hot af. I'm jealous.

Watching catfish rn and feeling just horrible for the haitian lesbian getting catfished.

>>5978187
Pedo detected. Go masturbate at your bare little girls, disgusting fuck.

>>5978190
succ

>>5977994
I have not forgotten. I would rather have you for my own wife but I understand if it's daunting.

>>5978136
Do not use my images for your degenerate activities.

>>5978136
>Didn't know what shotgunning was.
>Urban Dictionary
That sounds super hot. I'm really jelly.

>>5978187
hi, cis het male.

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>>5978195
>Pedo detected. Go masturbate at your bare little girls, disgusting fuck.
why not gerontophilia? since old pussy also lacks hair

honestly I don't give a strong fuck either way as long as it's clean but I do prefer bare more and keep bare myself. Just cleaner and easier.

enjoy this pussy just busting open

>>5978205

Not daunting. You sound hot, nazibians turn me on.

>>5978215
Well, fuck.

>>5978192
>>5978207
It was. Even more hot that I didn't expect it, it was more like
>open your mouth anon
>sure ok I wonder what she's gonna-- ohgodyes

>>5978193
>come out on national tv aware of your biggoted family
>meet the qt from pics
>she's nice and pretty and real but not who you've been talking to
>she's got a gf and her crazy ugly butch ex is who's been lying to you
>came out on tv for nothing

that hell

>>5978232
wow

>>5978223
Y-you too. Are you perhaps fond of children?

>>5978237
>now she's shitting on the butch dyke for not being a qt femme
>straight dudes offended
>but I mean why come out on national tv if it ain't for fem4fem

I get her pain

>>5978237
What episode is this??

>>5978136
Mary Magdalene. This is glorious.

>>5978255

Children are O-K I guess.

Are you about to ask me to raise the next generation of goldstar femme maiden citizens of New Lesbos with you?

>>5978283
says s4 ep 17 hundra and emily

it's on right now on mtv

basically

>black haitian girl hundra is getting catfished
>cute girl "emily" lving in ny sending a couple pics talking for almost a year
>"emily" is really some girl named melanie
>melanie not even talking to her it's just her pics
>really some butch geranomo using melanies pics
>melanie and geranomo used to date
>haitian girl meets the gerano butch and is all "ew butch dyke I wanted femme why you dykes trying to trick/turn straight girls like me"
>PLOT TWIST
>butch reveals she only talked to hundra for a few weeks
>told to go along with the lie by her ex melanie that's she's still in love with
>hundra and melanie are lying for some reason

TUNE IN AND SEE THE FINAL TWIST

>>5978312
Oh right and then hundra and her have been dating all along and did a fake catfish to get attention.

>>5978312
>PLOT TWIST
>hundra and melanie get called out on the lie
>hundras excuse it "I CAME OUT ON TV AND LIED FOR HAITIAN GAY RIGHTS"
>melanie and co did not expect all this catfish show to go down but tried to just run with it

I just don't get the longterm plan. Like best case scenario she's on tv and the lie goes well but all she did was shit on the butch. Some masterplan to bring gay haitians to light and bring butches down a peg?

>>5978304
Genes are of great importance. You, my wife, will have the best of the best. You don't need to have the baby or even like her, but in the public eye we need to set the standard of happy families. That means pumping out a lot of new lesbians. And kissing. I want to kiss you all the time.

Is Catfish as scripted and fake as all of those other MTV 'reality' shows were?

>tfw you used to love MTV dating shows like Room Raiders and Date My Mom

>>5978348
>date my mom
>you will never diddle a milf
Kill me pls

>>5978340

Urr, how will we have kids though anon. Are you secretly perfecting iPS techniques only to be available to those willing to bow to the New Lesbos monarchy?

>>5978348
Eh less scripted but still edited in a way to tell the kinda story they want to tell.

I think if it were more scripted you wouldn't get so many of these people that just call in catfish for bullshit reasons like that lesbian couple that called it in just to get free plane tickets or that one psycho dude that called catfish on himself just to see the girl he was stalking again after she ignored him. Or that chick that called in catfish for her cousin to humiliate him cause he called her a fat kelly price once years ago.

>>5978362
Plot twist.
The nazibian was actually a cis het male all along.

>>5978369
Kek confirmed for manlet

>>5978362
Crispr. Im also addicted to power so i might donate my eggs to ensure the best spread of my influence. XX will replace the swastika.

>>5978456
I am not the "nazibian", but I'm indeed short.

>be cashier
>super duper qtptoot comes through
>gray sweats, crop top, unbuttoned dark green flannel, still looks great
>she says she likes my freckles and thinks they're cute
>blush like crazy and say I like her braces (whyyyyy)
>banter a bit before she leaves
was probably just being nice to me but still rip me

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