/gaygen/ Make Gaygen Great Again

>>5895056
I'm glad Hitler showed me that twitter earlier. Was worth a good view.

>tfw qt Trump supporting bf who wants to MAGA, have white babies, and get rich with together

went on craigslist last night advertising that I wanted to take as many loads raw in one night as I could, got 7 guys over the last 5 hours, what are the chances of having an STD now?

>>5895086
100%

>>5895097
Really? They were all clean looking and under 25, and herpes doesn't count basically everyone has herpes most people just don't have symptoms of it so they don't know they're carrying it

>>5895101
>most people have herpes
std or chickenpox?

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>>5895086
you should probably just kill yourself now

Not because you probably have a gross painful disease but you are a disgusting degenerate.

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>>5895112
What's behind door number 2 senpai?

>>5895115
sh0ta i hope :D

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>>5895116
tfw no shota bf ;-;

why cant stop thinking about cockkk
i-i hav the lewd really badly pls make it stooooop

>>5895132
post dick

>>5895133
nuh

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>>5895122
are you actually a pedo, or do you just want a very young, but legal age looking bf?

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>>5895136
18+ Legal only. I am sure shota is legal. I have not seen shota in some time he use to visit tinychat and post here.

>>5895134
fag

>>5895028

Haha!
I don't have headphones right now, but you can bet I'll watch this later!

>>5895147
too lewd

what's the youngest / oldest you would hook up with? 6/16 for me

>>5895204
paedos pls go

>>5895208
>implying all gays aren't rapists and pedophiles

>>5895204
>Look, guys, I'm forcing another meme!

>>5895204
rugby pls

>>5895215
t b h majority of male (l2 / l3 severe category) sexual offenders who target boys are socially straight males who very often dont show a preference for the gender they are abusing. paedophila is a wholly seperate sexual orientation from 'gay' and it is wrong to conflate the two.
+ homosexuality=/=gay

>>5895258

Men are just rapists in general.
It's groovy.

>>5895258
that reminded me of a guy I read about, can't remember his name, but he got the death penalty a long time ago, almost a hundred years ago, he killed a bunch of people, robbed thousands of people, and confessed to raping his male victims to humiliate them, but denied being gay, said he did it to over 1000 guys, they made a movie about it too, also don't remember the name of it, and never watched it, something about the spirit of rage or something in its name

>>5895263
carl panzram

>>5895267

Thanks, mang. I was looking for it furiously.

>>5895267
little creepy that you know that, someone has a fetish for violence / rape, huh? You'll make some random dominant stranger on the street very happy one night when you walk down the wrong alley

>>5895267
joking aside>>5895274 I'm that same guy that was joking about messing with you the other day, but I know even if you know it's a joke, repeating that sort of verbal abuse so many times can be damaging even if it's a joke, so I won't do it again.There are actually a few things I'd like to ask you if you have the time and are willing to answer, and I promise no bullying about violence or rape or anything

>>5895274

This guy seems pretty fucking badass, desu.

"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you're screwing around!"
- Actually quote from the gallows.

>>5895282
That's called being a psycho, not being a badass. Strangely, that's one of the few facts I already knew about him, the wya I heard of him was some article about the craziest things that people on death row said as their last words

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>>5895056
Can we pls make a new non-fascist gay gen?

>>5895289
Don't like it you can fuck off to North Korea or Cuba. I am tired of commie piece of shits here in USA.

>>5895273
kk
>>5895274
...just like knowing about psychology and behaviour n shit like that
stop being perverted anonymous

>>5895286

I dunno how psycho it is - the guy could probably own up to it. He apparently ran around the world raping and killing boys and men with William Howard Taft's gun.

>>5895294
>I-it's not like I have a crush on him or anything

Dear gaygen. Should I get high today?

>>5895329
$/\/\()K3 \/\/33|) 3\/3R|)4Y

I'm rich and want to find someone to be my 50s housewife in exchange for anything they want me to buy them in return. Where should I look?

>>5895339
Not weed. I hate weed.

>>5895340
Do you happen to be from england originally, but currently living in the US, and your first name starts with T, and you talk to someone whose first name starts with B quite often? Just asking because that's something, in that phrasing, that someone I know has called me often

>>5895345
No not me.

>>5895340

There's a site - Houseboy, you know.
Or you could try here or one of those other, still less reputable, chans.

>>5895340
what's your preference in bed? Assuming top? are you in to power bottoms and light to mild bdsm?

>>5895291
those countries also have charismatic populist figures with isolationist economies wouldn't trump supporters like them?

>>5895356
Top, very high sex drive. I like mild BDSM yes.

>>5895357
No. but they might be paradise for Bernie supporters because they have free healthcare, schools and hate capitalism.

>>5895358
are you in to letting your bottom be in control, at least at the start? some of the best sex I've ever had was me in chastity riding and being in complete control of it until he was getting close, and then him grabbing my leash and yanking me down and flipping me over and using me like the bitch I am

>>5895373
I prefer to be in control all the time. Just my personality.

>>5895365
>No. but they might be paradise for Bernie supporters because they have free healthcare, schools and hate capitalism.

But anon Trump hates capitalism as well. He's a corny capitalist big government RINO

>>5895376
That's a little disappointing, but not a deal breaker, what's your body like? no STDs or drug use I trust?

>>5895382
Average build and fit, no STDs. I use coke and occasionally LSD. Never anything super addictive or injected.

>>5895365
nearly every single major western nation except for america has a socialised / universal healthcare system

>>5895386
That's also a little disappointing...I like it really rough, honestly rough enough that it could be called domestic abuse if I called the cops, though I wouldn't, obviously, but hallucinating and cocaine are not good things to go with that, had a very bad experience specifically with a guy using cocaine, ended up breaking my collarbone and fracturing a bone in my face, that's too far, way way too far, are you in control when you use drugs?

>>5895389
Yes. I haven't hit or hurt anyone on coke, and LSD is honestly harmless. I don't even hallucinate that much on it. I only do drugs I know I can control. Rough is fun, but hitting and causing harm isn't.

>>5895395
hrm If that's the case, I'd be willing to give you a shot if you were interested in me too, before we talk any more though, whereabouts are you geographically? Obviously if things worked with us I'd be moving in with you, but I don't really want to just drop everything I have here and move in with someone I haven't met in person yet and risk losing everything if it doesn't work, so ideally we're close enough that we could meet in person without me having to sell all my stuff

My totally hot coworker has 6 kids and I can't stop thinking about his top quality sperm seeding me, I've started thinking about it when my bf fucks me

>>5895405
What's your body like? What are you into in bed? What would you expect in return?

I'm from SF, CA.

>>5895411
>San fagcisco
Dropped

>>5895395
>LSD is honestly harmless. I don't even hallucinate that much on it.

Hahahaha

>>5895414
I'm in tech and no other place compares. I'm not here because lolgaycity.

>>5895416
Have you ever done LSD? I use it for other reasons.

>>5895418

You should have said "Silicon Valley" or some shit so we wouldn't know you was queer.

>>5895409
>tfw you have no sex life at home because you have kids
>tfw coworker subtle flirting is most action you have in months

>>5895411
I'm not >>5895414
But yeah, that's an entire continent away from me unfortunately, my body is basically pretty boyish, I'm short, thin (closest to fitting pants I can find are still too big for me), brown hair, green eyes, white, unfortunately actually have a pretty big dick, kind of wasted on me given I'm a complete bottom, but whatever, if that matters to you, in bed I'm basically in to being made in to a bitch, I cum instantly if someone tells me they're using me like a fucktoy and are going to cum in me or anything along those lines, though power bottoming while wearing chastity is an even bigger turn on to me, I love to be in complete control and then have that control taken away so they can use me to finish any way they want, total sub, address you as "Master" or "Sir" or whatever you would prefer, I'm pretty minimalist, I like cleanliness, so cleaning the house fits perfectly with me, and I don't need much money, really just enough to eat

get me? but yeah, entire continent away, I don't think we could work, it'd be too big of a risk / investment to risk if things didn't work out with us

>>5895420

No, officer. But admittedly never less than a tab. I've heard on half a tab you can just feel weird and spirit-y, but I wouldn't be able to tell you about that.

>>5895420

To add - thinking about you being in Frisco is a bit of a game changer, too. I'm sure these places are actually really far apart, but since it's also in your big liberal dopesmoker state I'm wondering if you ever get to LA. Between there and Frisco, I'm sure there are tons of insane twink boywhores who need purpose in life.

>>5895430
I very much like short thin and boyish. That's okay, I'm sure I'll find what I'm looking for. Just want something more permanent than a hook up.

>>5895435
>I very much like short thin and boyish
Latent child molester detected.

>>5895434
Yeah but how do you find them? I have a specific arrangement in mind and Grindr seems like a waste of time. Asking someone in person sounds creepy and weird.

>>5895437
Chill bro, there are these things called "femboys" and "twinks" and liking them doesn't make you a child molestor

>>5895443
>and liking them doesn't make you a child molestor
But it will.
Consumers of twink/fem porn should be put on a watch list.

>>5895438

Grindr is a waste of everything.

The Houseboy site's one.
And in person?
Well, you want to hook up. But not through Grindr. MH might be better if anyone's still on it. Do you have many friends?

You can try the bars. Basically, if you hit it off with someone, you want to let your persona through. Dominate them and make it just clear enough that you've got more money than they do without offering to pay them for sex or something. If you're alright with hooking up, do it and hard enough to make a lasting impression. And then you can ask them, maybe around or before the second time.

You can also give food to homeless people and if you find a cute one to reform it's just an added bonus!

>>5895443
tfw no femboy with smooth bp to rub my dick against
):

>>5895447

Oh, and to elaborate on the "many friends" thing. I'm not talking friends to fuck, but people you're acquainted with who know other people. Keeping just an inch or two out of kicking distance with pornographers could be a good way to collect and evaluate the scraps.

How bad are upwards curved dicks? Please give it to me straight.

>>5895447
Not any friends I could network with to find what I want. Houseboys looks interesting, but I'm pretty sure I can find a better looking boy elsewhere. After all as you say it's a liberal gay state.

>>5895455
haven't ever tried one personally, but I want to, I *imagine* they would actually feel better than straight ones, but that's just my imagination, again, never tried one

>>5895447
A guy blocked me on grindr after saying something rude to me after I have him a compliment.

I will find and assassinate him.

>>5895455
Slight upward curve is supposed to be a good (and pretty common) thing.

>>5895455
>Please give it to me straight.

Aha, the irony.

>>5895460

That's a good idea.

>>5895463
That's not irony.

>>5895458
>>5895461
It almost bends straight upwards though. Are you sure this is fine? I won't be laughed at and ditched if I met up with someone for it right?

>>5895460
people on grindr only fetishize me. And ask weird questions

>>5895474
What, like approaching 90 degrees?
That's gross, and you should feel bad.

>>5895474
Mine curves toward mecca, I'm a little fearful of pejorative remarks too

>>5895474
As long as it isn't such a crazy angle that you can ram it in someone's rectum and fill them with your cum, it's fine.

Some people might not want to suck it though

>>5895365
ive heard a ton of trump supporters complaining about globalization and jobs being lost which is just capitalism taking its course. trump wants to impose taxes on imports and force companies to have factories in the us which is not capitalism. its a lot like communism. btw i dont like bernie and most democrats prefer hillary who isn't nearly as radical and is pretty clearly pro capitalism.

>>5895478
Almost. It gets more upwards the harder it gets.

>>5895481
>>5895484
Should I just get surgery?

how does GG feel about many restaurants working on ways to automate their business to reduce how many people they have to employ? Many large chains are bitching about the likelihood of minimum wage being increased and are already working on automation so they'll have it ready as soon as it happens.

Personally, I think minimum wage should go up, but in a way that would be near impossible to actually enforce, people working at fast food joints should not make much more, if more at all than they do now, that's a job for teenagers to do after school and during the summer, they don't need to get paid more, and adults that are working those jobs made poor life decisions to still be working those jobs as adults, now on the other hand, other jobs that teens can not actually do, like being drivers or working factories, those should have a higher minimum wage.

Again, virtually impossible to actually create and enforce a system like this, it'd be way too complicated, way too many moving parts, and people would skirt the law and hire people for a job but title the job in technical ways that changed which wage category it fell in to so they could pay them less.

Would never work, but if it actually could ever work, I think it would be better than what we have now.

>>5895499
I think, let it rock. I look at my rod and it bothers me on the occasion but I daren't risk doing any long term damage or some kind of unwanted, unforeseen alteration from having it put under the knife.
Thats always the ultimate last resort.

>>5895495
>trump is communist
>Hillary supporter
Topkek

>>5895501
thats retarded
ur retarded

>>5895513
So you're saying that there is a reason that someone who isn't a child should still be working a minimum wage job asking if you want fries with that?

>>5895516
ye the ratio of living human beings to job market opportunity

>>5895529
That isn't a reason, that's an excuse, they aren't the same thing. People who make poor life decisions end up flipping burgers at 3 different jobs, people that don't, well...don't

Do we have a new archive?

>>5895533
Define poor life decisions

>>5895557
all the decisions you made that lead you to working a minimum wage job alongside pimple faced 15 year olds getting paid the same hourly age as you

>>5895533
not going to try and stick up for this imaginary pre-concieved fast food worker that has made bad life decisions that you made up bc you dont understand how to have adult opinions but yeee the statistics speak for themselves there isnt really an argument here we are living in a increasingly failing economy
+ why should fast food workers exclusively be disqualified from a minimum wage increase just because you get triggered by fast food workers for even existing

>>5895567
I decided that the oil companies went to shit? Wow, go me.

>>5895577
Wouldn't only be fast food workers, there are plenty of jobs that really are for children or adults that have failed at life, that was just the easiest and most obvious example. I'm just saying, if you want to be paid more than minimum wage, you should get a job that is worth you being paid more than minimum wage, not just bitch and moan to get them to raise the minimum wage

>>5895581
>there are plenty of jobs that really are for children or adults that have failed at life
>only mentions fast food

Name 10 others, anon.

>>5895581
right and how would you personally define 'failed at life'

>>5895577
raising minimum wage would only cause increase in price of goods and purchasing power would remain same. The 15$ hr min wage increase would buy the same that the 7.25$hr previous would in the newly adjusted market.

This is almost as bad as people saying if we have everyone a millions dollars noody would be poor. No. Because then it loses market value.

>>5895589
He sounds underaged and probably spoonfed. Won't be getting much out of him.

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>>5895056
http://strawpoll.me/7133430

>>5895586
Waiter
Line Cook
Cashier
Grocery bagger
Host/Hostess (yes not cheating, including them both as one)
Dishwasher
Sales Associate
Valet
Busboy
greeter (the kind you see at the door at walmart or other big chains whose entire job is literally to just say "hello" to you as you walk in and make you think that they're watching for theft when really half of them are drunk / high / both and don't give a fuck and won't stop a thief)

>>5895597
Who is she? Fuck

>>5895597
you forgot to include options like "poison his morning vodka + coffee"

>>5895597
>no option to put mones in his food and slowly turn him into a mommy

>>5895607
Dolly Delight

>>5895611
>Brainwashed leftists can't accept that we've reached the point where a meme conservative is a better option than the democratic candidates

>>5895616
>leftists
>brain
You are funny anon

>>5895616
think whatever you want about this opinion, I know it's something that will not happen, but I've said this so many times to my friends, I think all the choices this time around are bad, there is no good choice, but the best possible outcome would be Hilary, but only on the condition that Hilary was actually just a figurehead with a title, and it was actually Bill standing behind her whispering in her ear what to do, and making all the decisions for her

As that will never happen in a million years, my stance is that all choices are bad choices

>>5895592
doesnt solve the problem by itself but increasing the minimum wage is going to stimulate growth though which might help with a terminally recessive economy where wages have stagnated and the cost of living is increasing idk tho im not an economist
>>5895594
probably

>>5895621
Not the poster you're responding too but I disagree. Trump is hated by both parties and without any allies in congress, he wouldn't be able to do anything he plans on doing. Every bill he'd try to pass would be struck down and every EO he'd make would be overturned. The Obama presidency has shown that the Republicans are able to and willing to shut down a president and with the Democrats working with them in an "enemy of my enemy" type scenario, he's have ALL of congress against him. If I had to choose between 8 years (war time presidents always get re-elected) of Trump sitting on his hands not being able to hurt us or 8 years of Hillary doing the bidding of wall street and her fellow conservatives in donkey costumes I'm going with Trump.

>>5895632
Sanders would probably be too beta to put any of his wacky ideas in place.
Still, Trump's the least likely to allow America to get cucked further.

>>5895632
Completely fair point, but you didn't really read the point I made, in my fantasy world that will never happen, Hilary wouldn't be making any decisions, it would be Bill

>>5895638
What if Bill and Hilldog are actually the same person?

>>5895614
True story: my ex bf was into the dom forced sissy stuff, i wasnt really into it, i'd crossdressed a couple times as a kid but whatever, we used to have these long talks about feelings and stuff over a drink and he'd veer the conversation, start asking if i didnt like anything about myself and maybe it was a sign etc

Eventually one day we were talking about vitamins or some shit because of a news article i saw, and he started telling me how fish oil capsules were great for your skin and all that stuff, and eventually convinced me to try it, faggot literally just bought pill capsules, crushed up some tranny pills, and put them in a fish oil bottle, and i fell for it for like 3 months, because my skin actually did get nicer.

>>5895638
That's a lame fantasy world. In my fantasy world the lizard men would control Hillary and she'll be used to annex Mexico so they can reclaim the Aztec temple where their dragon god is kept prisoner

>>5895646
Delete this post, the lizard people running the government will find us!

>>5895650
God dammit anon, I was in middle of making my own sarcastic remark, why did you have to beat me to the lizard men comment?

>>5895651
I have so little going on with my life that it allows me to post faster

>>5895649
My dream is to get a daddy, and make him a mommy or a nullo man.

>>5895663
*make him into a mommy or nullo man

>>5895631
>increasing minimum wage
>stimulate growth
No. First of all raising minimum wage will directly increase unemployment. Companies that hired two people for 7$hr will fire half the staff to be able to pay them 15$hr. And the market will adjust to the new wages. Prices will compensate for market shift. 15$ will buy the same things that 7$ bought before the wage increase only now you have higher inflation.

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>>5895675
wut if we just print a bunch of dollars and distribute them to the population by dropping them out of helicopters

I'm gay and I feel sexually attracted to godemperor Donald, must be his charm and energy. I wish I was American so I could vote for him.

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>tfw obsessed with mouthfucking because it makes my baby dick feel bigger because even though it's small many can't take it all the way when I'm the one doing the mouthfucking

you fags ever thought about how the customary friendly greeting between dogs is fellatio? Wouldn't it be nice if it were the same for humans? Meet a hot guy for the first time and say hello by sucking his dick and it being not just socially acceptable, but socially expected?

>>5895724
whore desu

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>>5895730
>not wanting a world free of STDs where you got to 69 with hot guys all day as a form of saying hello

>>5895724
>Meet a hot guy for the first time and say hello by sucking his dick
That would instantly cure my social anxiety.

>>5895675
>you can just employ half as many employees and get the same thing done
>minimum wage has stayed the same and raising it is a novel idea
>inflation is directly related to the minimum wage
>when Trump is president wealth will finally start trickling down to the working class

>>5895289
>not wanting to MAGA
Kys tbqh fampai

>>5895289
Yeah sure.
>>>/trash/

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>>5895340
H-hi senpai
Am I qt enough

>>5895451
H-hi

>>5895753
>you can employ half as many people and get the same thing done
This is a smart business model yes, why employ two people that you can get one to do. If you run a business you try to hire least people, most skilled, lower wages, to maximize profit

>minimum wage has stayed the same
Of course not. But we have never doubled minimum wages, that would destroy the lower classes. Especially since real wages have remained stagnant for fifteen years.

>inflation is directly related to min wage
Never said that. it has to do with many factors including currency in circulation, and increasing minimum wage would devalue it. You think raising minimum wage is going to make all fast food workers better off? Because the market will adjust.

>>5895289
as in not ran by rugby? it's called notgaygen

>>5895607
>women
NORMIES GET OUT

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hey fags, how often should I enema? I just got my first enema but I don't want to ruin my asshole, but I want to be clean for my bf

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Just let another 10/10 walk out of my life cause i was too scared to ask him out

just fuck my shit up lads

>scottish accent
>diamond jaw
>ice blue eyes
>good at maths
>awesome sense of humour
>exactly my height

hnnng

>>5895780
Sam?

>>5895675
increasing the minimum wage would stimulate growth by increasing the capacity for demand reducing inflation.
+ basically wages have been kept artificially low by corporate greed which again is going to reduce any inflationary effect. guy working in maccey dees year 2016 is earning the same as they would have in 1976 but the cost of living has only risen making the economy stagnate and increasing wealth inequality. the market is repeatedly failing and will continue to fail. the excess + inconsistency of capitalism cant be ignored anymore.

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>>5895888
consider suicide

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>that feeling when you don't have a boyfriend

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>>5895965
>tfw have a boyfriend and love rubbing it in other's faces

>>5895956
All increasing minimum wage does is hurt mom and pop stores

Increasing minimum wage is an incredibly corporate minded thing since only they will be able to shoulder the cost increase (most things that are socialist in this country is desu)

Gosh senpai learn economics
We don't live in the fucking 1900s and people aren't being paid pennies

What the country needs is less regulations on the economy (another corporate minded thing)
It's incredibly hard to do business in this country unless you already have a highly successful corporation
Our economy is unfree

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>>5895978
pls don't

>>5895631
Do you have proof for your claims?

>>5895577
>increasingly failing economy
>throwing money at the situation fixes things
Axaxaxa

Oh gaygen is exciting this morning

>>5895999
barely any minimum wage workers are employed by small businesses comparatively.tho
+ if the consumers wages are low as well how is that business making money?
>>5896017
google family
>>5896026
basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZNwdcESn90

Letting a guy suck you off, not gay.
Fucking another guy in the ass, not gay.
Sucking cock, not gay.
Taking it in the ass, not gay.
Kissing another guy, not gay
Going to to dinner alone with a guy, not gay.
Holding hands with a guy, you queer ass fucking faggot that's gay as hell what's wrong with you.

>>5895999

I think we could stand to decrease regulation AND increase minimum wage. Basically, make it easier and cheaper to open a business and run it but easier and more expensive to hire people. Maybe reform contract labor, too - that's a real clusterfuck.

>>5895978
How about I rub your boyfriend in my face.

>LGBT
>Voting Hill-dog

She'll toss you some extra hate-crime laws or some bullshit that won't prevent any hate-crimes. In exchange you'll give her permission to take out Assad and revitalize war in the ME.

But enjoy your harder time getting guns or whatever.

>>5896111
What a time to be alive.

>update grindr profile
>53 fags message me in a day
Too bad they're almost all 40+ or black

>>5896141
>having a grindr

>>5896141
and ur ugly af too

>>5896141
I have a similar problem. Except it's all ugly balding latinos.

I kind of miss slutboi and circe

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>>5896141
>update grindr profile
>several stereotypical flaming faggots message me in a day
>0 (ZERO) cute masc boys my age messages me
why bother?

>>5896147
>being too ugly for grindr

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Has anybody tried any of these poppers? How strong was it? Any side effects or hangovers?

>>5896161
I only had 2 guys remotely cute message me but that's just about the max amount of cute guys on grindr here. Most are fat

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>>5896169
sorry man, I just pull guys IRL. Just be yourself man

>projecting this hard
lol

>>5896161

In HS you should of played sports and would of had so many sexual encounters and secret sex with masc str8/bi/gay guys.

Only fem/fatties don't get laid in HS.

>>5896151

Isn't Circe o'er in femgen?

>>5896172

If you try pigblack someone with taste punches you in the face and knocks you the fuck out and then three black guys come and rape you while you sleep.

>>5896188
we bullied her out of the skype group twice but she won't stop tripping the thread

>>5896185
this
its funny to think that there are probably more str8 gays having had gay experiences then the gays in gaygen..

>>5896188
I actually don't know. Slutboi just kind fell off this site I guess.

>>5896202
are you a girl

>>5896202

It's almost as if the very floor of 4Chan broke open beneath his feet.

>>5896195

The plot thickens.

>>5896221
No

>>5896111
>holding hands
>gay as hell
WRONG YOU RETARD
That's gay ass heaven

>>5896111
>Letting a guy suck you off, not gay.
>Fucking another guy in the ass, not gay.
I think these two fall under "It's not gay, unless you're catching"

>>5896188
>If you try pigblack someone with taste punches you in the face and knocks you the fuck out and then three black guys come and rape you while you sleep
Chill out, nigga. Why do you dislike it so much?

>>5896457
No none of it is gay

>>5896279
they probably thought that because there are two Izzy's that frequent this site. One of them being a trans girl (me)

>>5896475
Cause the balls aren't toughing?

>>5896484
>touching

>>5896484
There's nothing gay about balls touching. I had a pair on my face four nights ago and I can comfortably say im straight lol

>>5896469

I'm just describing what it does, bro.

>>5896483

Israel?
Is that you?

>>5896483
ooohh well I'm the one that actually uses a trip

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>>5895056
I couldn't keep my eyes off this semen demon during the SFA/West Virginia game
>he's playing again tonight

>>5896483
>>5896510
It's cheeky and cheekie all over again.
>>5896493
>I can comfortably say im straight
Good. Wouldn't want to find out that a guy I'd exchanged naked pictures with was a homo. That would be super awkward.

how does grindr work for location feature?

Like I only want to use it when I am at school, not when I'm driving, at work, or at the house etc.

I just want to pick up the QT fuccbois on campus and not some old pervert down the street from my house.

>>5896561
Wherever you go the old perverts will find you. You can't escape from them

>>5896561

What about the old perverts on campus?
This is a Lifetime original waiting to happen.

>>5896576
>>5896580
My goal is to minimize that. I know I can't escape it, but I'd rather maximize my chances here using the feature when at school.

That's all I want, is a simple yes can I use it only at X and when I'm at Y I'm not being shown.

Cause if so, sugar daddy status for some broke twink here I come.

>>5896607

Yeah, I think you can turn it off.

>>5896607

I think the location is going to change wherever your phone is.

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which one of you fuckers is this

Does Grindr work or is it full of old people and AIDS

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>virgin
>meeting guy for 3rd time in my life who didn't go to the beach cities for spring break
>we click at first despite his voice
>he seemed like he was choking on his words and slightly sounded like a girl at times
>no biggie, i've heard femfags with worse voices
>go back to his dorm
>kiss and handjob
>his dick felt slightly different
>no matter how hard I jacked it no pre-cum or wetness besides the lotion
>realize now it was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwVRkrTB7wE

Who else got tricked before?

>>5896614
Epsilon! How is school?

>>5896753

It's going well, the spring semester is going by fast.

>>5896675

>Alice Poppinpills

My sides are in mascgen

>>5896509
Was that your experience?

>>5896711
For what reason would someone do that really?
Also I've never had precum. Not everyone gets it http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/does-every-man-have-precum

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Back from life I guess. ;-; Hey guys. Here's to no texts in a month and getting left on read whenever.

>>5896826
Same here. I don't shoot my cum so I guess its genetics. On occasion it forces itself out but its never gained any distance.

>>5896915
Same, never shot cum just dribbled

I can't be for Trump. I plan on illegally immigrating to America in a few years. Sowwy.

Does anyone else find a lot of gays have punchable faces?
I can't stand shaped eyebrows, high cropped haircuts, pursed lips

>>5896826
>>5896915
>>5896921

with proper hydration, thrusting, testosterone levels, and health you should be able to shoot...everyone I know shoots cum.

Biologically it's the only way for cum to swim up a girls a vagina into her egg...if your cum just dribbles and goes nowhere you'll never be able to become a father/man. You're basically weak-dick losers and should be dead.

>>5896975
>punchable faces?
All sorts of people have punchable faces, gay and straight.

>>5896975
that type of haircut is hardly a 'gay' one these days...

>>5896992
He didn't say they didn't, he said he finds the frequency's higher among gay people.

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>meet up with a cutie like 2 years ago
>we fuck and I try poppers out for the first time during sex to make butt relaxed
>he gets limp off the smell
>he can't get hard again
>we say we should try again next week
>he never responds to me again after that
>today
>change profile pic to another one without face
>get a message from a guy
>he asks me how I look
>send picture
>he sends a picture back
>it's the guy and he doesn't recognize me
aaaawwwwwwkkkkkwwwwwaaarrrrrdddddd, I dunno how to handle this. I just asked him if he doesn't recognize me and I'm waiting to see if he'll reply

>>5896998
yep
More gay guys seem to have "gayface" than str8s

accepting that a huge part of the gay male community is feminine and okay with being feminine is the first step towards being a happy gay man

>>5896980
Nice try but I varies from person to person, women can get pregnant with sperm just touching the labia, it has nothing to do with how far you shoot, which is genetic. http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/semen-dribbles-out-do-i-use-normal-mastrubating-technique

>>5896816

No. But I slipped a friend some. It was hilarious. We don't talk much, anymore.

>>5896975
I'd say yes but the gay look has been mainstream for years now.

>>5896998
Haven't met all that many gay dudes, so I couldn't really comment except for anecdotally.

>>5897006
I want normies to leave.

>>>reddit
>>>gayteenforum or realjock.com or something

I just had an awesome 3/4ths of a weekend

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>>5897023
stupid frogposter

>>5896975

I agree with Skellington.
Everyone's face is punchable on account of I'm a big strong man who can punch them.

Got three guys coming over tonight to dump their loads on me. On PREP though so it's alright.

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>>5897063

Is it weird to be a 23 year old virgin?

>>5897063
In, not on. Sorry.

>>5897072

Get laid.

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>>5897072

I'm 33yo virgin. Is that weird?

>>5897091
I don't know how senpai

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Over the past few days, I can't necessarily say that my perception of him has been changed much.. I really think he's in the closet, but I don't want to force him out if he's not ready. Here's a brief synopsis of the things he's done this week—
He followed me when I left from sitting where he was and I can't say I didn't mind that much. He offered to show me his little brother— who I saw, thought was adorable, and offered to show him my brother and father— and asked me if I thought he was the ugliest person I'd ever met. Because I was watching the boys play volleyball, I really didn't hear him but I guess I didn't want to make it seem like I was ignoring him. I ended up saying yes out of impulse but retracting my statement once I came to my senses. I asked him what he said in an attempt to take back what I said, and he gave me another chance to respond. I replied with a reassuring 'no' — "At this school?" I realized that didn't take my opinions of him very lightly. At that moment, I felt like he genuinely cared about what I thought and had to say. I really want to say I knew he liked me before it became obvious, but I'd be lying because he only ever turned around to ask for answers and sat near me at lunch to watch me. On the very first day of school, I remember sitting besides this slow girl and putting my head down. He passed me a sign in sheet and I touched his hand to signify that my name had already been on the paper. I didn't start noticing him in my Calculus class until recently, and I don't think he started liking me overnight. I remember when I didn't know our class was in the gym one day and I was walking down to the room we're normally in. He saw me and touched my hand and told me we were in the gym. I asked him if the teacher was in the class and he apologized if I took it as him yelling at me. How do I ask this guy if he's gay without sounding weird? We take one class and he's super quiet unless we're alone in the gym or he's alone.

>>5896921

>tfw sometimes after long sessions my cum shoots out like a shotgun

>>5897096
Me too

>>5897099
Must be nice

>>5897027
Hey Circé!!!!

>>5897103

Ever try cumming while doing anal? That's where I get a lot of my big shots.

>>5897105

No, we're separated and he hasn't spoken to me in a month and i think he's going to leave me.

>>5897108
Can't do anal

>>5897103
Shit tell me about it
>>5897099
What do you do to get it like that? .-.

>>5897117

idk it just does, my cum tends to be stronger if I go a day or two without fapping, I edge for a bit, I do anal, or a mix.

>>5897111

Ah that sucks

>>>>5897110
Kek. You deserve it, now fuck off back to trannygen.

>>5897099
I usually dont' shoot too far. But a few weeks back I was too busy to fap for a couple of days.
It was like a fire hose.

>>5897123
Don't be mean.

>>5897096
Is it weird that you're hot? Like I don't see how you're a virgin..

>>5897125
vid

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>>5895136
Can we stop pretending that sh0ta actually looks anything like a real child? Like, it's such a dramatic idealization that it's impossible to say truthfully that liking sh0ta is the same as liking actual kids. Real kids are fucking grimy, stupid and all-round nasty as shit.

tl;dr twinks 4eva

>>5897159

I have a genetic condition that causes my sperm to heat up and burn whatever it touches.

>>5895136
>tfw you like shota because you want to be the little boy.

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>>5897198
>Pedo "twink lovers" trying to justify their perversions

>>5897249
Really?

>>5897096
Shave that shameful excuse that you call a beard and maybe you'll get a bf.

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Post your types.

Hey /gg/, I feel like I come here to vent about my sexual frustrations (a la Brainiac) far too often but whatever, you guys don't seem to hate it that much. So there's this guy I have a thing for (like, I've fallen pretty hard for him) and I'm so lucky that he's gay and he's cute and he's a bit fem which is super endearing but I digress. I've been trying to get closer to him for the last little while and I feel like I'm either getting mixed signals or I'm reading into this way too hard. Yesterday we were at an event where we were essentially in the same building for 24 hours, along with 1k or so other people. At some point during the day he had a falling out with a friend of his and he ended up shooting the shit with me for a little bit, which made me really fucking happy but then at the end as he was leaving I said good luck and his response was "I guess at least I'm cute, huh" and that's thrown me off so fucking much. Then, about a day later I see his Snapchat story is a road sign with the words "I like you very much" printed on it. Like what the fuck he has way too many friends for me to be able to interpret that as a direct message. Nothing he does is overt, and I often get the impression that he even dislikes me, but then shit happens and I question it. Maybe he's as awkward as I am? I don't think so honestly.
>why not just ask him out
I'm so fucking scared of his rejection quite honestly
like I can't even make myself do it drunk, I was able to come out when I was drunk so I guess this worries me more than that
Sorry for the blog

>>5897159
Not him but being a virgin is easy if you're awkward as fuck and hate confrontation

>>5897261
I highly doubt it
Jesus fuck man

>>5897256
He's right though, shota is nothing like real life kids.

Real life kids are dumb, annoying, dirty and disgusting. They have fat in weird places, microdicks, alien heads and generally speaking look like goblins.

Shotas are basically dolls.

>>5897272
I'm too lazy to do an image senpai.

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>>5897272
postan

>>5897256
there's no justification here mate there's nothing for me to justify

>>5897272
Literally anyone. so lonely

>>5897252
>tfw you ruined your youth and chance to experiment and now you're bitter and old, unable to rectify that mistake

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>>5897298
Even me?

>tfw no jewish bf

>>5897311
I don't know what you look like, and to be realistic I probably wouldn't want anyone more than a decade older than me or fatty

>>5897321
I'm a decade younger than you and I'm black. I'll be faithful anon.

I tried using Jacked and I got 2 messages.. They both said hey and I got scared and uninstalled the app.

>>5897336
chauncey is cute! CUTE!!!!

>>5897343
Stop.

>>5897348
:(

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>>5897096
>I'm 33yo virgin. Is that weird?

31, keep kidding myself that I'll cope for another decade.

Dubs decides

>>5897364
What does dubs decide

>>5897375

>>5897384

>>5897375
I'm hoping it decides if I get a bf or not.

Dubs for bf
singles for gf
trips for alone forever

>>5897388
read your fucking PMs jesus christ

>>5897390

through this post i transfer to you my bf-having state

>>5897392
>hey I sent you a PM check out that sick PM I sent you

http://shop.donaldjtrump.com/product-p/dtc-odtrh-bk.htm

>>5897392
CRAAAAZY PMs

>>5897394

or not, i guess
whoops.

>>5897394
thanks.

maybe one will fall into my lap when I go out later tonight

>>5897261

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>5897388
Decide: yes or no. Reward awaits

>tfw no jew bf

>>5897434
I'm gonna go with no

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>>5897441
Thanks bby. Here, reward is pretty kitty.

>>5897456
That goopy shit in its eyes are gross 3/10 cat

>>5897475
:(

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>tfw you lose your temper and roidrage at your dad and now he's scared of you

ffs wasteman af

>>5897481
>roidrage
lel

>>5897485
Just because you had underdosed gear doesn't mean it's not a real thing :^)

>>5897481
What was your dad doing to get you mad

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>>5897481
>faggot tantrum
>roidrage
pick one

>>5897497
Are you taking tren?
If not you're probably just being a bitch.

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My fantasy is to get raped by an Uber driver. How do i accomplish this?

>>5897528
2 days left on tbol so im still natty :^)

>>5897525
Being a cunt about me going to Sweden to see Swede and he just said a lot of shit that made me snap so I yelled in his face and kinda beat him up a bit. This is gonna sound super 3dg3l0rd but seeing the fear in his eyes made any possibility of regret instantly disappear.

>Trump will never give you a small loan of a million dollars, just because you've been a good boy

>>5897551
>beat him up a bit
what the fuck

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>>5897551
You're such a liar.

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I just watched Hail Caesar and now I'm in love with Alden Ehrenreich

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kissing is so gross

>>5897578
maybe, when you're bad at it

>>5897563
I didn't outright punch him in the face or any of that, just shoved him and punched his shoulder etc.

Hence 'a bit'.

>>5897569
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>5897581

>no bf to bite and chew off my tongue to make me shut up

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>>5897583
You're fat and stupid.

>>5897583

are you still dating swede?

how do you feel about 5652, he dyed his platinum, put in blue contacts, and is trying to be swede now >>5891750

>>5897584
>necrophilia
Then again does it count if they're living dead?

>>5897593
>intentionally obscuring a face pic
why do you dummies keep falling for this trick, it's How To Be Ugly 101
[spoiler] I would know[/spoiler]

>>5897589
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>5897593
Haha holy shit that's actually pretty creepy. It's like something that a serial killer would do short of actually wearing Swede's skin. Learn to let go jfc baka 2bh

Also ja I'm flying out on Tuesday.

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>>5897608
You're really stupid - like near downs syndrome kind of stupid.

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>>5897063
>>5895086
scum

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>>5895086
>giving up on life
I guess going out with a bang has many meanings.

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>>5897621
The only thing you're hurting are my feelings ;_;

real housewives of atlanta reunion tonight

who watching?
or do only black people watch this show?

>>5897578
disgusting glaucoma filter

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Why is the tripfagging here so bad?

>>5897661
faggots

>>5897639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVobVoHsN6A

>>5897646

I think my mom watches that shit

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>>5897661


don't think it's ever not been bad

>>5897668
The father is not present to discipline the children, instead abandoning the mother to pursue a life of violence. The mother, by not intervening, is instead teaching her child to abuse others which the child shall then pass on to the next generation when she gives birth at 15. This fragile environment, supported by the welfare system, is the perfect habitat for the ape-like creature known as the 'nigger'.

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>>5897688
You're so boring. Go cut your throat in the bathroom.

>>5897693
trip on dan
stfu im drunk n its funny to me which is all that matters ;3

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