Gay General - Ginger Love Edition

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gingers are incapable of love

>>5884913
you shouldn't have given a fuck to begin with

>>5884924
Gingers are my fetish

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>>5884924
>balding
>ugly beard
>pedostache
>fat
>tit hair
>ugly tattoo

I thought gingers were a niche fetish. How come so many get posted here and on /hm/?

>>5884924
that man is literally perfect desu

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>high hairline
>nice fuzz
>beginning mustache
>chest hair
>beautiful tattoo

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>>5884945
>implying gays don't have sex just for fun
the difference is you'll never be satisfied with a single person and you have to cheat and lie to get both

>>5884958
heed the warnings of those before you, child

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This is why I hate being gay.... FFS i need some bi or closeted dick

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>>5884924
>tfw shitty weak jaw
>it'll never be like that stupid sexy ginger's

>>5885024
When you are gay there is no point in attaching yourself to one person.
Have sex and find a new partner, there is nothing else to discover with this person. Straight people might play the relationship game and try to get deeper relationship, but us gays have the opportunity to have as many partners through a life as we want.

What is your plan for life?

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>>5885034
those are women and a fat dude in a fursuit

>>5885042
you sound lonely, sad, and should be avoided

>>5885056
Continue being happy until the day I die.

>>5885056
to not have enough partners.
so far I can only have two, I could have so many more.

>>5885058
Why do I sound lonely sad and should be avoided?

>>5885034
>implying bis aren't more likely to be bronys.
Practically all of them bronies are bi desu

>>5884957
You can't go more sour grapes than this.

>>5884924
He doesn't look ginger to me.

>very in love with boyfriend, but really want to have sex with others
>he says sex isn't the most important thing and he'll probably let me have casual sex with others
>but I'll need his permission first

Why am I such a worthless whore

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>>5885082
Dump him, you don't need his approval. You have the right to have sex with as many as you want, when you want.

>>5885082

What's wrong with having sex with your bf? What's going to be so special having sex with someone you know less and are less attached to?

>>5885082
>he says sex isn't the most important thing
are you rich or someting?

>>5885095
Nothing is wrong with having sex with him, I love it
Sometimes I wish I could have sex with different kinds of men though

>>5885091
There's a very comfy place reserved for you in hell.

>>5885095
>being a prude
sex with strangers is best sex

>>5885111
What do you mean by that?

>>5885105

Well everyone is different, just for me sex is more appealing if it's someone I really know and actually have emotions for. That's probably one reason I've never bothered with hookups, sure it could be fun, but it seems very impersonal. I just see having sex with someone you love as more passionate, maybe you guys should experiment more?

>>5885122

I guess it all depends on the person, I'm not judging anyone for what they choose to do, I just don't feel comfortable having sex with strangers.

>>5885102
>are you rich or someting?
No
He just thinks me having sex with someone else isn't a big deal as long as I don't do it with someone I could have romantic feelings for

I thought bronies were something that 4chin made up that doesn't exist in real life.
Like bug chasers.
>>5885082
Sounds like husbando material.

>>5885136
as gay men, it is our duty to have sex with as many strangers as we can. relationshit is for straight cucks. maga.

>>5885191
>>5885072

>>5885136
>maybe you guys should experiment more?
Sex with him isn't a problem, I just want to experience different men for fun.
Sex with a stranger sounds so good to me

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>>5885200
P R E A CH

>>5885238

Yeah I guess I can kind of understand. I've been thinking a little bit about trying to put myself more out there sexually, just so I can experience some things.

>>5885238
Why do you feel you need his approval? If he doesn't want that, he is obviously not the right person for you and by the sound of it has some internalized homophobia if he doesn't want to include strangers in the mix.

>>5885272
>Why do you feel you need his approval?
I don't think I need it, but I can see why he wants to know of what I'll do before I do it.

>If he doesn't want that, he is obviously not the right person for you
>by the sound of it has some internalized homophobia if he doesn't want to include strangers in the mix.
What?

>>5885301
Gay males are promiscuous everyone knows this, only bisexuals don't know if and try to seek monogamy only later to go back to women.

If he doesn't want to have strangers in your relationship, obviously he is ashamed to be gay. Just start having sex, this psycho is holding you back.

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>>5885318
Stop posting.

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>>5885341
why gurl?

>>5885318
eh, at least it's consensual

a relationship with a bisexual not only is it temporary, but also damaging the other person involved, the women, the kids, and the bisexual can end up homeless if the marriage or partnership ends up in court

but bisexuals can't help liking both genders because they're born that way

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>>5885318
You sure are ignorant.

>>5885377
A gay guy hooked on monogamy is worse than a biscum tbqh
At least the biscum knows that all there is is sex, and a relationship is only there to have a threesome or a orgy. Some gays are crazy and think of monogamy, baka tbqh

>>5885380
You sure are heteronormative if you try to emulate boring straight people that are refused sex with those they want

>>5885390
a gay guy is is interested in men. He can get all the traits he wants on one man or settle. It is possible

a bisexual man is interested in men and women. They only way they can settle down if they're with a freak of nature or by man. Clearly, bisexuals are more fucked than the gays

>>5885406
If you are a gay man and want to settle with a man you are way worse than a bisexual in my eyes tbqh

>>5885396
Chill out grandpa, not everybody wants to win the cup for most dicks sucked while hanging around folsom street and saunas.

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>>5885396
I feel really sorry for you. If you really believe anything you say that is, but Im pretty sure you're just a stupid troll so I'll just give you the benefit of the doubt.

>tfw just got my first college rejection letter
How do I cope with this feel?

>>5885419
Go back to the 1950s, ghoul

>>5885427
go on grindr and find some dicks to suck and fuck, you weren't meant to go to college anyway

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http://hairygingerman.tumblr.com/archive

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>>5885416
>a monogamous homo is worse than a promiscuous cheater

>>5885453
Fucking normies

>>5885450
Well, seeing as there is nothing wrong with promiscuity and its part of being gay, and monogamy is part of being straight, I say gay men with the psychosis of monogamy is way, way worse than a bisexual man that knows what is up

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>>5885453
>tfw dragging the statistics down

;-;

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>>5885453
>e-stating
Bahahahahaha, come back with actual data.

>>5885470
Don't be so afraid of you marriage that will soon break. Gays aren't made to be monogamous, its been a lie all along.

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>>5885474
mkay

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>>5885465
>>5885474
>hates monogamous gays because monogamy is part of being straight

>>5885483
Monogamous gay is a oxymoron

>>5885483
>not hating on straights

cuck.

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>>5885483
That's just it faggots actually think they don't have to obey by human standards of morality because the average human who developed these philosophical notions were straight. It's like feminists who try to undermine the whole social constructs that we have established today just because they were first constructed by men. It literally is getting worse and worse as time goes by.

>>5885495
>trying so hard to be straight
how is that homophobia treating you "bro"

Any good anal toys on amazon? I just want something that feels good and won't give me ass cancer.

>>5885495
that sounds like a fad gay and not actual men who likes men

>>5885507
How is being an internet troll treating you distant cousin?

>>5885510
Why not just go on grindr and get the real thing? For free?

>>5885490
>hates everything hetero that he hates being in a loving, stable relationship
that's retarded

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>>5885516
>posting porn on a blue board
>trying hard to be straight to convince themselves

and I'm the troll

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>>5885522
>Porn post mistake
almost got banned huehuehue

>>5885522
k e k
why do you try to be straight so much?
>loving, stable relationship
there is no such thing as love. its sex. cock in ass or ass with filled with cock. love is a prank straight guys tell girls to get to put their dicks in them

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>>5885530
stay jelly

>>5885542
stay puddi and straight I guess

>>5885542
puking.png

>>5885540
you sound like a married bisexual itching for a piece of cock, but can't because his kids will hate him and he can get sued for damages, ending up a worthless hobo

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>>5885568
you might have a stomach virus. go see a doctor

>>5885569
You sound like a gay male that has been fooled to look for monogamy to be honest, and there is no such thing.
I am a gay male that uses the technology available to have as much sex as possible, if you don't do the same thats your problem.

>>5885590
idk I'm someone who isn't really interested in sex all that much but I'm still a fag who liked boys
not all gays are cock hungry
most, but not all

Some gays like monogamy, some don't, why bother fighting over it, everyone has different desires, wants, needs, etc.

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>>5885603
https://vimeo.com/30734759

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>>5885590
I'm actually a married bisexual man who's not happy in any relationship because I need dick and pussy, but monogamous women and gay men don't mix, so I lie and cheat to fill all my needs.

>>5885619
https://www.quora.com/What-percent-of-gay-men-in-the-US-are-in-a-long-term-relationship-and-how-does-this-compare-to-the-general-population

>In a California study based on a 2003 random sample telephone survey, 37%-46% of gay men compared to 51%-62% of lesbians and 62% of heterosexuals were found to be engaged in cohabitation if some kind.

>>5885633
>gay men and lesbians
>cohabitation
>2003
no shit, sherlock

>>5885633
>small population compared to large population
Yeah like that's an accurate comparison

>>5885646
>>5885644
>Infidelity in one form or another, now affects close to 80% of all marriages or committed relationships today, regardless of sexual orientation. See Happy Husbands Cheat Too, and Even Good Marriages Are Susceptible to Infidelity

http://www.examiner.com/article/same-sex-marriage-alert-shocking-statistics-on-gay-and-lesbian-infidelity

Monogamy is just stupid desu sometimes you are horny but your bf/gf isn't, which isn't wrong because it's their right and rape is 100% wrong but just because of that you shouldn't have sex AT ALL? nah, if they don't want to then you go spend one hour with someone else and then come back, it's not like you're leaving them forever either. Anyone rational would understand this

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>>5885655
>"Precisely accurate infidelity statistics are hard to come by, since not all infidelity studies, polls, and surveys are measuring the same things."
>Shows survey from the 90s comparing hetero and homo couples
>online census
>Western Sexuality: Practice and Precept in Past and Present Times is from the 1980s
>Study from San Francisco even stated that promiscuous gay men are getting less in their State. San Fucking Francisco

>>5885715
https://carm.org/statistics-homosexual-promiscuity

There is an extremely low rate of sexual fidelity among homosexual men as compared to married heterosexuals. Among married females 85% reported sexual fidelity. Among married men, 75.5% reported sexual fidelity. Among homosexual males in their current relationship, 4.5% reported sexual fidelity. (Sources:Laumann, The Social Organization of Sexuality, 216; McWhirter and Mattison, The Male Couple: How Relationships Develop (1984): 252-253; Wiederman, "Extramarital Sex," 170. This is extracted from http://www.frc.org/get.cfm?i=IS04C02)

>tfw virgin
>tfw will never have a loving gay, monogamous relationship
>tfw will never have 2 children and a golden retriever
>tfw will die alone with every STD

>>5885672
>and then come back
Until the day he doesn't. Most open relationship fail because of this, one day he will find someone better, that's the awful truth about it, most people use open relationships as a temporary gig until someone better comes along.

At least monogamous people are trying to build something together without the constant hammering forcing them to upgrade their partner the first chance they get.

>inb4 they cheat anyway

You can always talk and try to resolve it or break it up while an open relationship is just a carte blanche to do whatever the other person wants without taking your feeling into consideration.

>>5885720
>1984
It's like you missed the last 15-20 years of heavy indocrination by the media to turn gays away from promiscuity and guess what, it worked.

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>>5885720
>1984

>>5885453
I guess I will leave know as I do not exist.

>>5885750
*now

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>>5885728
>every std
>virgin
?????

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>>5885786
obviously i will lose my virginity and become a mega slut sometime in my life

just like every other gay guy

>>5885793
nothing wrong with that m8

>guy ghosted me 2 months back

>it still hurts because we hit it off so well and I really liked him

Sometimes I just want o go to his house and slash his tires.

I just want to know why.

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Why do I hate the fact that I'm attracted to guys? I'm ashamed.

My family isn't homophobic. My parents are. My friends aren't. I just hate how much guys turn me on. I want to be a straight male who succeeds with women.

I feel ashamed to be attracted to big hunky studs.

>>5885865
Homophobic. Just suck and fuck for a few months you'll get over it.

>>5885840
What does ghosted mean?

>>5885947
He died

>>5885947
Suddenly stopping communication without explanation

>tfw ginger
>tfw guys have an automatic reaction to your appearance you have no control over
>tfw guys either love you or hate you
>tfw the best thing you can hope for is some chasers dream come true
>tfw you will never know what it means to be normal

>>5885865
Internalized homophobia is a bitch. Heteronormativity is a bitch.

>>5885963
>>tfw you will never know what it means to be normal
dye your fucking hair then
be pale with freckles and brown hair

>be me
>living with parents
>thrusting into my hand when fapping
>move out because age and university
>get toys
>year goes on
>constanly notice that i instintcly move like i was riding dick when fapping even without toys

Has anyone else had this change?

>>5885980
Do you understand how strange it looks for a ginger I try to look like a normal person

>>5886060
No i still live with my parents

>>5886060

I don't think I do if I'm understanding your question.

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>>5886060
sometimes i do that for fun when im masturbating on a bed

>tfw no bf to go home to after St. Patrick's day drinking

>>5886082
Pls be in B o s t o n

>>5886087
Virginia

>tfw no bf to choke out while I pound him, jerk him off, and bite his neck

>>5886091
Oh God I went to school in Virginia hnnng... Still I know that could mean up to an 8 hour difference or some shit

>>5886136
I can meet you half way babe.

>>5886141
Ok what ru into (pls say losers with English degrees)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ytGTtn7q5c

>>5886151
I am into anything.

Just be cute.

Just take my dick and I'll take yours.

>>5886156
Ok wanna meet up halfway and get married

>>5886166
Well as long as you're cute.

We're good to go on that.

Did you want to meet up in philly?

>>5886185
if the wedding is in philly, am I invited to attend?

tfw no bf with a little extra cuddleness in his tummy and booty to poke with my deedee while we cuddle and watch bobs burgers while eating burgers sbd I let him finish my fries and he asks me to hand him the mayo but i give him my cummies instead and he laugha but eats the fries anyways because he loves them just like he loves me and i love him and we will stay together forever until we are old and finally one day we die at the very same time in our bed holding hands so our souls will be one for the rest of eternity

>>5886235
Yes.

As long as homobro doesn't get cold feet.

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who here /pubepimples/

>>5886250
stop shaving with a razor so hard

or touching your dick with greasy hands

>>5886185
Yes/no because I want to marry you but there's a certain namefag named horror who lives in Philly and I don't want to make him jealpus

>>5886258
How about Delaware then?

>>5886255
I don't even shave but I do touch myself a lot

>>5886246
do I get a +1?

>>5886250
it's impossible for me to shave pubic hair with a razor
my skin is too sensitive and razors make my skin freak out
try waxing or epilating if sensitivity is the issue

>>5886263
Ok when's the big day?

>>5886290
Well when do you have off?

I mean I am free pretty much any day of the week to make this happen.

Please don't be fat.

>>5886293
>Please don't be fat.
What if I'm self conscious but I'm just average and I would make a totally normal boyfriend

>>5886306
Then you're fine.

I just don't want an obese fedora boyfriend.

I want a babe that I can take to the gym and half post workout sex with, make delicious meals with, and beat the shit out of in the bedroom equally.

>>5886309
Ok whens the wedding? Idk about you but I wanna meet actual homos not just random s in the desert

>>5886328
Do you want to try for March 30th?

>>5886250
I get those because I'm really hairy.

>it is in giving that we receive

true

>>5886650
>vers master race

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*gives u the bug*

>>5886675
Why are vers fags such entitled morons? I make it crystal clear in my profile that I'm a total top, yet I still get dudes expecting me to reciprocate after they bottom for me.

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>>5886721
#bbbh

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>>5886841
poor buttslut, he'll end up getting married to his schizo gf instead of getting railed by a big beefy daddy

a stray kitten got in our garage this morning, I want to keep it, or at least put up signs to see if it belonged to anyone, bf wants to kill it "because it would be the nice thing to do"

very upset by this, what do?

>>5886882
1.beat bf
2.keep kitten but put up signs just in case
3.????
4.punish bf by tying him up and abuse his bp
5.????
6.profit

>>5886885
beat up guy 45 lbs bigger than me, punish his BP even though I'm a bottom

got it, thanks 4chan!

>>5886889
unless that's 45 lbs of muscle you should have no problems with that. If bottom then power bottom his brains out instead of punishing his pb, tho you can probably strap a vibrator on him while doing it for good measure.

I'm not gay but I'd love to lose my virginity to a top.

>>5886951
Is it about being submissive? You can do that without another dude involved if you find a girl who will use a strap on, if it isn't about that, sorry bro, but you're bi

>>5886953

I like to be handled but it would be hotter with a guy. <3

Should I give up my straight boy butt to a guy?

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>>5887006
of course, are you stupid? why ask?

>>5886721

What's the bug?

>>5887027
its a woodlice

>>5887011

I need someone to give me permission for everything I do.

>>5887038

Why you give me it?

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>>5887040
go on craigslist, find a dude with a huge cock, and tell him to fuck you as hard as he can and ignore you when you ask him to slow down because it's your first time and it hurts

also, make sure he cums inside of you, no condom

>>5887047
it wasn't me

>>5887048

That sounds like it would be really hot.

>>5887050

Oh, sorry.

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>>5887048
I actually want to try this.

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>>5887048
Craigslist is not used here at all. There is no one.

>>5885963
>gingers thinking they have it hard when black twinks exist

>>5887246
Why is it bad to be a black twink?

>>5887286

They get less respect.

>>5887295
Than other twinks or other black people?

>>5887311

Probably both from the respective groups.

Who #nofap?

Here are the benefits of refraining from masturbation:

>Increased sex drive
>More attention from women/gaymen
>Better focus
>Better memory
>A general feeling of happiness
>A feeling of being “young again,” and a related child-like wonder at the world
>Stronger, more flexible, and more resilient bones and tendons, especially in the knees and lower back
>Greater ability to “push it” in the gym (when lifting weights, for example) or in athletic competition
>Stronger eye-contact
>A shining quality in the eyes, both as observed in the mirror and as commented on by others
>Healthier, more lustrous skin
>Healthier, more lustrous hair
>Cessation of hair-loss; actual regrowth of lost hair
>A more pleasant body odor
>Stronger, more frequent erections
>Better overall confidence
>Cessation of social anxiety
>Increased discipline to handle other bad habits, like smoking or drinking too much
Better sex
>Overall, a bright and generous personal aura that others notice and comment on
>More distinct limbal rings (coloration in the iris that makes your eyes look younger)
>Morning erections like you were a teenager again
>General feelings of kindness towards other people
>Cessation of back pain
>A “sixth sense” overall, both in the natural world and in human society
>An ability to make people look at you just by thinking of them
>General grace in crowds, because you intuitively can sense which way everyone is going to move
>An ability to influence the mood of people who come within your “aura”
>Subtle mind-reading… yep, mind reading. You’ll know the answers to simple questions without having to ask them.

>>5887555
>Better sex
You think I'd be fapping If I was able to have sex

>>5887555
Why would you want more sex drive and morning Woods if you are not using them?

>inb4 for sex

There's no difference between cumming alone or with someone else. You'd lose the 'benefits' anyways

>>5885111
checked.

how do i act more 'fun'
i want to be kind of a cool guy that hopefully someone wants to hang out with

>>5887778

Don't worry about acting fun. Go jerk off in public. Or don't. But it's nice not to let death darken your day. Show it who it is and beat it off you.

>>5887555
Am at the 5th day. I atrying out of curiosity (am I able to?) not because I actually believe in this placebo-driven experience.

I wish I was still fun to talk to like I was as a teenager
I've become so boring ;_;

>>5886860
>guy posts his butt
>is on here years after
how a w k w a r d

>>5887804
You probably always were, you just now have the capacity to recognize that you are.

>>5887810
I could have conversations before and people used to find me funny
Now I never have anything to say and I get really nervous with other people

>>5887820
And what type of conversation does teenagers have? About Jaden Smith and his cool new single, how you hope to be able to steal or get someone to buy you alcohol for friday night? Very exciting stuff, not boring at all.

>>5887826
None of that applied to me back then.
Why do you sound so bitter though?

>>5887792
no-one even likes you

>>5887837
I understand why you're boring now.

>>5887246
at least people don't automatically hate and take the piss out of black people in real life, because that's not allowed anymore.


I don't get it online everyone thinks redheads are like the best thing ever and qt3.13 and whatever but in real life it's always "hey look that guy has a different colour hair! Isn't it hilarious" "dude why don't you dye your hair?" "god gingers are soo ugly"

>>5887860
Sounds like you're still in middle school desu

>>5887860
I never hear people make fun of gingers, is it an American thing?
In fact, I'm pretty sure society views red headed girls as qt.

>>5887027
the bug is the powers that be

>>5887886
British thing here
>>5887875
Sixth Form

>>5887555
>tfw have to fap otherwise I grope my bf too much and he thinks I'm an insatiable sex-pervert

>>5887555


Not me. Busted my nut an hour ago and already horny again. Ugh...this feeling in my pants won't stop.

>>5887246
what do black twinks even look like

>>5887969
Chauncey.

>>5887886
its common among south park fans, otherwise it's just a few weird comments here and there

>>5887970
chauncey is an average chubby black teenager

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good morning /gg/

>>5888112
>Those glasses
Why do people do this to themselves?

>>5888117
It's a city gay tumblr fad thing.

>>5888112
here's your (you)

>tfw my circle of friends, and my bf don't get along, at all
>tfw friends want me to play magic cards all night, but bf wants a date night
I wish my bf and my friends didnt get off on the wrong foot with eachother. I wish i could make decisions that make everyone happy.
I wish my bf liked magic cards.

>>5888187
do your friends have interests outside of magic

>>5888206
Do autistic TCGfags ever have interests outside of their shitty card game?

>>5888223
ive been at a party where some losers were playing a doujin as a group, i assume they all played magic but i could be wrong

Am I the only het woman who browses these threads because the stories and guys are hot?

>>5888244
REEEEEEEEEE

>>5888244
pls be my gf

>>5888244
Post pb

>>5888244
what stories
most are sad

Got two hooks happening tonight, gonna be busy

>>5888244
But are you interested in my f when no bf?

>>5888324
i hope you get diarrhoea

>>5888349
One dropped out, got two new. Logistics gotta be on fleek tonight

>Tfw can't find any bf
>Tfw can't find a qt black gf
Why even live

>>5888324

I got one whose poz and possibly another who only has one ball.

Last guy I hooked up with has 3 nipples.

>when u nut so hard it goes everywhere and you clean it up with tissues but when you try to flush them the toilet gets clogged

>>5888530
>tfw u will never be anons qt black gf
kmn

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>>5888611
Everyone here is gay so they can't even get off to this
You would look like this if you were my gf desu

JESUS SAVES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDxYCnHkWg

>>5888627
she has excessively big thighs

>>5888653
Thats what us breeders are into man
Big butt, thighs and waist mean they won't die in childbirth

>>5888662
i dont have any of those
sorry anonymous ;(

>>5888684
I'm bi tho
You can pretend to :^)

>>5888580
Nice.
One hook down, waiting for the 2nd.
How is your Friday night gig?

33yo virgin here, who else is staying pure?

>>5888704
o-only if u are qt gyaaah~

>>5888736
Would you even enjoy being fucked if you had a vag rather than a dick?

>>5888745
i would like getting fucked a lot more if my butthole had the tightness of a butt but the cleanliness and readiness of a vagina. i just hate having to do the stuff to get my butt ready.

got called gay today for being a fem faggot baka

it'd been a while

Hello frends
how are you today

>>5888776
feeling kinda down, on vacation and haven't seen my bf for a week now, i just wanna sleep next to him

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>>5888772
>tfw still in the closet and have to beat up anyone who calls me a fag just to keep up appearances

>>5888745
idk rlyyy

>you will never be a psychopath daddy with a underage boy on your lap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehtn8Lio034

>a hole is just a hole

why do gay men say this

>>5888902
Because they're faggots obv

>>5888902
it's true

>>5888902
who says that?

that boy is a monster

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18zS8eE5gAL

>>5887952
Iktf
>>5888117
Cheap birth control. I don't know why gays guys would do it.
>>5888187
Learn to budget your time. Let you bf know some nights of the week are game nights. Let your friends know some nights of the week are reserved for date night.
>>5888791
Those are the sorts of people you'd generally want to beat up anyways.

What happened to Irishanon?

>>5889285
He couldn't count to potato, so he imploded.

>>5889302
What happened to him though?

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>>5889285
he dead from alcohol poisoning

goddamn irish whiskey pigeon couldn't stop hitting the bottle

>>5888865
but you will one day, everything that is preventing that from happening is time.

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>turning into a top
fuck

>>5889285
he posts about himself anonymously asking about himself desperately seeking any kind of attention as always

>>5889285
He's alright-ish.
He's been in and out of the hospital recently.

>>5889393
>guys im a top
>posts gif from tumblr

Could somebody please post the FULL gaygen chart? Its been a while and it needs updating.
But post the latest version. Thanks,

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>>5889437

>>5889442
>7 months later
>caption on pic says 4 months later
lmao

he even turned hotter than before

brb picking up some meth

>>5889442
sure would like to have banged mr 2.5 years in early days.

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>>5889483
he's actually pretty good looking. the implications though
>you would bang a fucking meth head because you dont have actual dating prospects let alone a bf

>>5889416
girl its a process

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Why do people claim to like gingers on this board
Ive literally never been hit on once IRL apart from by weirdos
I guess im one of the shit ones that just looks like a mutant corpse all the time

>>5889555
The answer resides in your post.

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>>5884924
>the laptop I ordered got here with a broken screen and missing keys.
>my back up desktop completely died the night before.
>spent all night retyping an essay due this morning on my phone's crap word processor.
>my freeway entrance was shut down for hedge trimming
>got to class late on the day of the first exam
>was exhausted and hungry during first exam.
>probably got a bad grade on something I could have gotten an A on if I had studied and been rested.

>Then on my way out, the guy in my poli sci class gave me the warmest smile. He's so cute, and last time we talked he said he thought I am smart.

That was six hours ago, and I am still feeling happy.

>>5889555
i don't like gingers because their eyebrows and eyelashes are too light. it looks weird. dye them a darker orange color

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Next edition pls be Connor Jessup edition

>>5885272
>internalized homophobia
Are you a kike? Serious question.

>>5889701
looking at the arms, he'd probs be too hairy for my tastes t b h

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>>5889709

I cant find any shirtless pics of him.

Here's this twink but he's so average.

>>5889720
looks 8 years old

twink ≠ child

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>>5889709

for some reason I can only see you with a emo/goth styled guy

I don't think many normal twinks would go for you.

>>5889727
Idk, I don't really think my style/looks are that "alternative"
just my hair and tattoos

I usually go for blonde guys tho

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>>5889727

or perhaps a top who has dark mysterious appearance

>>5889740
90% of guys who are attracted to me and pursue me are like masc jocks and bi guys

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Just found a 10/10.

I've seen millions of pics, lots of 7/10's- 9/10's but never a 10/10 before. My heart is racing.

>>5889766
meh

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>>5889795
this lol

this is a 10

>>5889803
fair 6.8

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>my idea of a 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdImDqbgc2g

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Mud, dirt, tight jeans, grass stains.

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love it when the jeans are so tight they ride up the crack and create a great photo

>>5889011
Hi. I'm sorry your post remained unanswered, Anon..

that boy is a monster (mo mo mo monster) that boy is a monster err err err err
he ate my heart
(I love that girl)
he ate my heart
(wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

>tfw no sloppy bottom bf

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Hey Anon, can I use your shower?

post some tunes gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCdH5g6YgQM

>>5887889

wat

>>5889899
he looks like a fucking retard

>>5889891
That sounds pretty disgusting m9.

>>5889915
>tfw no dumb qt bf

>>5889899
No, but you can use the hose in the back yard.

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>>5889901

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753taZRpyIU

>>5889919
i want my cummies in his poopies :3

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>>5889901

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex5mPVLJIlk

>>5890024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKA9g7Ow4VY

>>5889915

>not wanting an autistic bf to give so much love to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Kqyi510RI

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>>5889899
Yeah *unzips and pisses on u*

>>5888720
32 y/o non oral virgin

Why are you still pure?

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just wrote 3 pages of analysis on what fonts i used in one of my essays

i have officially run out of fucks to give

>>5890122

1. I came to know Jesus when I was in my 20s after seeing how destructive the "gay" lifestyle can be for many.

2. Trust issues & insecurities

3. Getting into the moment with someone isn't easy when you're a virgin and expected to be the top. I can't help but laugh and giggle and feel awkward & autistic about putting my dick in their ass. It looks so easy in porn but sex IRL is hard to figure out.

>>5889594
Awww, that's really cute.

>>5890202
>>5890202
>>5890202

>>5890146
Jesus H. Christ.

>>5890146

Good job.

>>5888588
>Flushing tissues

Use toiletpaper to clean up if you want to flush it

>>5889109
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18zS8eE5gAL

Best music 2016

>>5891259
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18zS8eE5gAL

Shit that's good.

I want to make a grindr but I'm scared and don't know if it'll have any negative impact on my career and if anyone too important will find me. What do?

>>5893500
suck sum dick

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Found a solid 8/10. Gonna look for more pics.

Pound my bootyhole, pls.