Gaygen: Virgin Edition

I am a virgin, and someone let me back into the Tinychat

fucking reeeeeee

>>5853303
just make sure you count everything you eat (and when) and weigh yourself the same time every day

>>5853329
I don't think all that many here are virgins
which is surprising for 4chan

>>5853294
True but recognizing that in the moment and following through on it is a whole other deal

>>5853353
Oh, we're here, Hitler

Are you a cute anime boy OP?

Post a picture.

>>5853365
I mean I'm a virgin too, but I think a good portion of gaygen posters have had sex

>>5853375
Oh shit I always forget you're a virgin
How is that even possible when you've got the hair on your side?

tfw no friend who lets you s*ck his c*ck and f*ck his b*tt

>>5853390
He's a "virgin".

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>>5853372
Of course I am ;)

>>5853390
>How is that even possible when you've got the hair on your side?
touché

>>5853398
bully-kun, pls

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>>5853399
What type of boys you into? Are you into hairy muscle manlets that watch anime?

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>>5853401

>>5853398
oh yeah if I recall he circlejerks, doesn't he?

>>5853401
Don't worry it was only half sarcastic, I've made fun of your hair before but there's a part of me that actually quite likes it

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Where do i find an anime boyfriend..... There was this 10/10 Swedish boy i met here who was suppost to hang out but it didnt happened x_x

>>5853414
post picture i want to know what this means

I'm torn lads.

I'm a sexually confused virgin. Background: I fap to gay porn, was in love with my best friend, dated a guy online in a weird relationship

I want to try being intimate with a guy to see if I really like men or not but if it turns out bad I'm going to crush someone's feelings. I don't know what I should do.

Stay repressed for the rest of my life and not explore, or try to go for it and probably hurt someone's feelings.

Need advice

>>5853426
>he circlejerks, doesn't he?
what lol
only circle jerks I take part in are trip attention whoring circle jerks

>>5853441
caring out feelings is pretty fucking gay so i bet you'll be able to perform two be aych

>>5853439
It's Maki, you stupid cunt.

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>>5853414
I'm fem4fem desu

>>5853452
ive never seen a picture of maki

>>5853455
Keep it that way.

>>5853457
if its that bad im even more interested

>>5853450
Welp I guess I was wrong about that
I could have sworn I had read something
this is why I don't trip on this board

>>5853441
>I fap to gay porn, was in love with my best friend, dated a guy online in a weird relationship

I'd say you qualify for homo membership. Go for it anon.

Ok, so yesterday - for the first time ever - I hooked up with someone who has a bigger dick than me. Like a LOT bigger. I don't have a small dick, but I knew I would freak out about this, because I'm an idiot. But now I feel like I'm automatically being pushed into the bottom role. I really like him and we didn't talk about this yet, but now I'm worried. There's no way in hell I can take that thing every time we have sex. When I gave him a blowjob I could barely get it into my mouth.

What do? Do I have to accept defeat and that I'm not the alpha male in this relationship?

>>5853603
"If it's bigger than yours, get on all fours."

Them's the rules, anon. I'm sorry. You should probably start your training now.

>>5853612
>bf is a small dicked top
>>5853603
Don't listen to that guy anon. You can always talk about sex with this guy, a good way to broach the subject is to ask about his past and whether he prefers to top or nor if he's at least vers. Also, you can always use poppers and remember to use lots of lube and foreplay.

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>>5853637
>tfw small dick top bf
>hes 7.2 inches

I dont know how to break it to him that his dick is too small.

>>5853637
>small dicked top

It's like a crime against nature.

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>>5853659
Allt tops though are tryhard and secretly bottoms. All tops are truely the most beta of them all.

How do I find a bf from the comfort of my room, without ever stepping outside?

>>5853728
Not 4chan. You'll get raped that way.

>>5853728
Ill be ur bf, ill absolutely rape you tho

/gg/

Shaved butthole?
Hairy butthole?

>>5853746
trimmed if you're a faun, shaved if you don't have much hair, hairy if you don't give a fuck and have nice hairy legs to complement your hairy butt.

>>5853671
>what bottoms and versfags tell themselves

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>tfw no panda bf

>Are you a virgin gaygen?

No, but I might as well be. I only had sex three or four times, and I didn't touch a man since 2014.

>>5853659
It's cute and not painful and he's definitely a more attentive lover for it.

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>>5853746
Nothing beats a hairy butthole.

>>5853746
hairy

It's always disheartening to realize that gay people are at a natural disadvantage to meet people in real life than straight people are.

I was reading the Craigslist missed connections and it's so sad that we can't just introduce ourselves and flirt/give out our number in public. I mean we could but it's not with the same security that straight people have. Like, rejection isn't the worst thing that can happen when you make a pass, especially if you're wrong about someone's sexuality. Straight people just can't understand this.
;_;

>>5853441
how about you go on tinder and make your bio "no experience" or something. I;d personally swipe left but others might swipe right.

>>5853465
maki is on the cute side of average. He's just quite strange

>>5853637
B-but what if I can't take it? Then this relationship won't work because his dick is too big? That's bullshit. Fuck, I guess I need to practice. It's not that I don't like bottoming, it's just that always looking out that your clean and all that preparation bullshit is getting on my nerves.

>>5853917
maki is the hottest person here.

>>5853924
Bite down on the pillow, that's what it's for.

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>>5853941

Have you guys seen "playing it straight"?

p-pretty funny!

https://youtu.be/Tw-t2RsDJL4

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>>5853944

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>>5853949

>>5853924
I hear poppers help.

>>5853746
shaved is the only correct answer you can have a hairy butt but most of yall don't clean properly

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finally an edition pertinent to me

who else /permavirginloser/

>>5854059
I wish my family would leave me alone on birthdays.

>>5854059
here

>>5854059
Right here senpai. I masturbate every now and then to not feel sexually frustrated (I luckily have a fairly low libido), and the companionship void is filled by my pets. My life could be a lot worse.

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>>5854103
>the companionship void is filled by my pets.

Hey /gg/ what do you do to make sure your man feels special?

>Oh this guy is cute. Better send him a picture of my asshole or penis right away
Stop doing this gaygen. It doesn't even work unless you have an unreasonably large penis

>>5854141
large penises makes me laugh out loud

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>>5854141
Back in my grindr days one guy did that.

>says hey
>and then sends a pic of his ass
>mfw

It wasn't even a flattering pic. Simply why.

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>>5854141
@Shitler.

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>tfw you wake up to the feeling of your myelin sheaths breaking down
>tfw jerking off under the covers turning it into your own personal sauna from your bodyheat

mmm fuck yes DNP that fucking buzz just suck my cock you sexy bitch burn my nerves out until I can't feel pain anymore make me the god i was born to be

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>>5854059
Right here!

[9:58:03 AM] Circé of the Skin-Skewers: I'M FLIRTING WITH THE GUY WHO TOOK MY VIRGINITY
Someone help
Someone stop me
what am I doing

>>5854288

Oh i just copypasted that over from skype
should've looked at it before posting but whatever i guess

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Anyone else get bruises like this? Whats wrong with me?

>tfw going to die a virgin

>>5854296
Cut vertically down the vein to release pressure, that stops the bruising.

>>5854296

Do you eat a lot of carrots and tomatoes
Or maybe you just have really weak vessels
Do you get banged up a lot?

>>5854296
wear sunscreen when you go outside dumbass

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>>5854296
>>5854306

???

>>5854311

oh shit I always get random bloody noses...

>>5854296

why are your veins blue? They should be red.

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Built a new cathode for my particle accelerator

i think its better!

>>5854337
you dumb nigga

my best friend came out to me as a homo

if public finds out he will be murdered (3rd world shit hole)
how do i make him hide it?

>>5854347

move to a nonshit country or go to a lgbt support charity t b h

>>5854340

Madscience anon, you're a cool fucking dude

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>>5854361

i have a lot of free time is all

>>5854379

Can you shine a light on that noise?
I wanna see your prototype laser blaster in full view.

Barely talking to a guy for a few hours and he's already calling me baby and handsome and sweetheart.

Why do people think this is okay so soon?

>>5854394

Some people are just really affectionate like that, you know.

>>5854379
>>5854340
What's this?

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>>5854385

Unfortunately the only interesting bit (the cathode) is wrapped under several layers of ducttape at the top of the bottle. The only exposed part is the vac chamber and anide wire, which arent that cool. You can see my ancient 1960s vacuum pump in the background also

>>5854399

I injured my lumbar spine powerlifting, so i have been banned from lifting for a few weeks.

i get bored very easily, so I built a cathode ray tube to accelerate electrons and make a particle beam that I can then move with magnets in the idle time I now have.

>>5854418

That vacuum pump
Isn't that what they used to use for like old timey televisions and computers
Where in the hell did you get that

>>5854443

When my school upgraded our scanning electron microscope, they also upgraded the vacuum pump. I asked if I could have it, filled out some forms, and ta-da

>>5854446

Where do you go to school?

>>5854458

ooh, i dont know if I should say that. When I say school I mean the UK meaning of the word - I guess you americans call it "High School"?

>>5854475

Ooh, shit. You're younger than I thought.
Lol, yeah, okay, you probs shouldn't share.
Wtf kind of highschool has an electron scanning microscope, tho

>>5854482

a great one lol

im almost disappointed that I'll have to leave soon.

>22
>In college
>meet guy at club
>he's interested in me
>he's 17 because he graduated a year early in high school
>he wont be 18 for another half a year
>age of consent is 16 in my state
>still feel like it's a bad idea to date him

what should i do gaygen? i feel as if anyone found out i was dating him even if i didn't bang him i'd be screwed forever.

>>5854538
Why? He's legal.

>>5854552
Because even if the law of a state says someone is legal at 16/17 people will brand someone a pedo if they have sex with them. Even if said person is 19.

>>5854560
Do it in secret then. It can be kinda fun. Pretend it's a romantic tragedy and your forbidden love must be hidden :)

>>5854538

heres a crazy idea: why dont you talk to him about it rather than an online anime discussion forum?

sounds crazy, I know.

>>5854570
It's a gay general. I'm asking about gay shit and dating advice.

>>5854208
I've only sent you two maybe three pictures of my dick
but never my asshole tyvm

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>>5854587
slut

>>5853329
I recently turned 21 and I'm still a virgin.
There are a couple of reasons why I think I'm still a virgin:

1) uncomfortable with my body
2)uncomfortable with my sexuality and sexuality as a whole
3) socially awkward
4) not sexually attractive

People just aren't really attracted to me. I always get "cute" or something along the lines of that but I guess people don't find me attractive.

Then again, I know zero gay guys. I need to get over my awkwardness and get out there but it's just not that easy for me.


I'm okay with being a virgin but never having the intimacy and romance of a relationship kinda sucks. I couldn't bring myself to date a girl because it's not fair to lead someone on with something you know you could never give. I dislike people who do that. It seems disingenuous.

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>Gay guy makes fun of cute friends girlfriend, says she looks like a man
>cute friend makes a load of homophobic comments about him

closet sucks

>>5854595

hitler has big balls?

>>5854791
hitler has teeny balls

Why do people want sex that takes longer than 30 minutes? That just seems exhausting and chaffing

>>5854949
my average time with my bf is about one hour

for me, the longest the better desu i can't get enough

>>5854955

I'd rather make out and foreplay for an hour than anything more

>>5854964
well I count that inside of the sex time, when it leads to sex.

If you're talking about anal, then yeah, if you go for too long you usually get born out, especially the bottom

>>5854969
>born out
worn out

Does boipucci virgin count.
I ahve slept with girls and sucked some dick, but never butt stuff am I still some what of a virgin.

>Are you a virgin gaygen? Remember to stay pure for jesus!

Yes.
>tfw no bf and no courage to filrt with the handsome single guys

>>5853329
half virgin I guess because my bussi is still untouched but I've fucked guys

>>5854978
virgin? no
but you should still do some butt stuff soon

>>5855003
b-b-but I'm nervous, though I like doing things to myself.

>>5855021
would you be top or bottom?

>>5855031
A little of both i would hope.

>>5854621
dude you sound like me desu

>>5854577
Ahem
*spits chewing tobacco

We don't talk on topic here and I'm offended that you would even say gay things here.

This thread is for femboiiiiiiz disillusioned straights disguised as bi trannies and one fat guy who the only thing he talks about is that he's been here longer than everyone.

honestly asking, I swear I'm not /pol/, I'm gay myself, but do you fags think you can be made gay? I'm just wondering because I was sort of thinking back on my life and how I got where I am, I was raised by a single mother who abused the fuck out of me, and my sister, I hate them both, they both treated/treat me like shit, the first person I ever met who was nice to me was a guy, who I am currently dating, but I wonder if I fell in love with him just because he was nice to me + the two people I knew of opposite sex weren't

>>5855054
idk that is a possibility. Though I come from a stable family my parents are still together. I had an exciting childhood that was really awesome and out of the ordinary. I grew up on a sailboat traveling with my family. We are really tight. So you situation does not explain me. I wish there was a way for this to be figured out though.

>>5855043
alright, here are some tips
>WAIT until you find somebody nice whom you can trust. when done properly (and carefully) it's a wonderful experience, but if rushed into it can be painful and all around terrible
>and even after you've found that person, communicate with them and wait until he is comfortable with doing this with you.
>USE A CONDOM. your anal tracts and incredibly absorbent, which is why so many gays get AIDs
>use lube. lots of it. the more, the better. you can't have too much lube. saliva can sometimes work in a pinch but its generally shit
>realize that the anus is not designed for insertion. that certainly doesn't mean it's a viable option for penetrative sex, but you need to take things very slowly and communicate with your partner when you're doing it. it'd be a good idea to finger/whatever yourself if you haven't by now just to understand what it feels like
>it WILL hurt. it hurts for everyone at first. don't push it, it'll only make things worse. practicing on your own helps a ton. jacking off while getting fucked GREATLY reduces the pain as well as increases the pleasure
>be clean, for both you and your partner's enjoyment. the easiest way to clean yourself is by washing the area with both hands in the shower. showering together before doing it is a good idea

>>5855074
yeah I am all about not getting the HIV and I worry about someone lying to me about it.
thanks for the tips.

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>>5855074
#fearmongering

Unless you're in Miami / New York / Anywhere on the west coast, it's statistically unlikely that someone will give you HIV

>>5855054
you can blame literally anything for being gay
>inadequate relationship with mother
aversion to women
>inadequate relationship with father
seeking emotional fulfillment from men
etc etc etc
you internally already think you know what the answer is when you ask yourself 'why am i gay' and its just entirely pointless

>>5855101
t. bugger

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>>5855109
what does that even mean?

>>5855054
Honestly I dont care at all why I'm gay. Its who i am and thats that.

>>5855111
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/414urs/what_does_t_mean_on_4chan/
#knowyourememe
why are you avatarfagging btw

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>>5855123
no real reason, just feel like it, I'll change it up and post a different boy if that would make you happy

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>>5855111
>anime avatar
>Fem4fem

Hahaha DORK

This is cooooool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCXGpEmFbOw

the firefly drones were rad

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>>5855132
>being on 4chan
>not liking anime
sounds like you're in the wrong place

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Would you let him cum in you?

>>5855145
no

!. Ugly
2. Hairy
3. Fat
4. Look at those bags under his eyes, that's drugs, not lack of sleep
5. Drugs usually mean STDs too
6. No

>>5855145
Gross.

>>5855101
>statistically unlikely
>unlikely
>to get a life ruining disease
i don't like those odds

>>5855145

Probs.
If he was clean, of course

>>5855148
What if he wears a condom then?

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>>5855141
Post pictures mr avatar boy.

>>5855145
Why not, it's not like i have any standards.

>>5855165
Still no because reasons 1 through 3

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>>5855167
K, here's a picture of the shaman deck I play in hearthstone when I'm angry

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>>5855172
He looks like this when he doesn't have an unkempt beard.

>>5855183

wow that's a lot less cute

>>5855047
that's because i am you senpai.

wake up. this is all a dream. please. wake up. you have to wake up.

>>5855145
yes

he would kill all who insult me

>>5855177
Haha I got pwnd! xD

>>5855212
aaw Friend, I wasn't trying to "pwn" you, you said post a picture, so I posted a picture, I'm honestly a nice person even when I'm mad and trying to be not nice

>>5855101
I live in Atlanta.

It's practically printed on our calendars.

>>5855210
and then kill you.

>>5855215
Im just banting with you its all good friend.

>>5855237

that's just my fetish

>Getting bored of being lonely, single virgin
>Decide to go to an LGBT meetup at school because fuck it
>Fags
>Literally all of them
>Hyperfem, forced-lisp, limp-wristed stereotypes
>Hated heterosexuality and "heteronormativity" almost as much as tumblrinas
>None of them have anything in common with me
>Not a single well-mannered, masculine, interesting guy to see
Who else here /no-viable-dating-options/?
I'm sure there are some other closet cases in my school, but I have no idea where to find them.

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>tfw a planet fitness is being made next to a good gym that actually offers a squat rack
>tfw its going to put the place out of business


I don't go to that gym anymore but still fuck you planet fatness.

>>5855286
you have to keep in mind that a lot of these kids are young, impressionable, and generally feel unliked (that's why they're going this late in the year, all the decent/cool people only go to the first meeting). they're just going off what they think young gay men are supposed to be like from the media

also most guys i know who actively hate heteronormativity usually end up growing into masc guys who do drag on Halloween or trans women.

>>5855302
>actually offers a squat rack
Yeah but do they offer pizza Fridays?

>>5855317
Pizza Fridays would be pretty dank though...
I mean ten bucks a month with showers a "gym". Would be great if cardio bunny plus free food. Plus more good lookin normies.
I hate planet fitness but Iwish I was a dumb normalfag sometimes.

>>5855309
>masc guys who do drag on Halloween
*shivers*
I'll never find a (reasonably) socially acceptable gay guy who likes the same stuff that I do and isn't obnoxious...
Oh well, the majority of people who study my course have next to no sex lives, so I'll just assimilate with them and we can all face our forced asexuality together.

>>5855356

Or y'all could fuck like rabbits.
Just saying.

>>5855286
God this so much.
Why can't I find a QT BF to go shooting with and also loves to go skateboarding.

>>5855379
>to go shooting with and also loves to go skateboarding.
This sentence is the most Burger thing I've ever read.

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>>5855402
And then after shooting, skating AND Burgers we could cuddle and watch daddy at the next rally in Chicago.
Murica fuck yeah

>>5855368
hows mister?

>>5855420

Not good. </3

>>5855417
> shooting
Why?
> skating
Again, why?
> burgers
Fat.

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hi guys i'm ftm

c-can i hang out here? ftmgen is always dead...

>>5855471
No

>>5855471
FtM are cute, so sure.

>>5855471
depends, do you pass?

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>>5855434
=[

heres a bootleg snack to feel better~

>>5855469
Shooting because guns are awesome for physical and philosophical reasons.

Skating because fun and beats running on a treadmill

Burger because I can and I don't get fat. I'm not talking about the sugar patties McDonald's calls beef. I mean real homemade burgers.
Does that explain myself? I can teach you to shoot and skate senpai.

>>5855471
only if you show me your butt

>>5855473
mean
>>5855476
thanks, I am cute.
>>5855480
Yes. I'm 5'5" tho
>>5855484
I'm too self conscious about it desu

>>5855492
post butt

>buy half o
>recieve 16g of pengaleng
my dealer really knows how to ensure regular custom

>>5855483
Seems we just have different interests.

>>5855501
Is this English?

>>5855507
no i am not writing in english clearly i am writing in hebrew you fucking mong

>>5855356
i mean drag is socially acceptable on halloween, especially bad, trashy drag so

>>5855492
im also 5'5" so its not that bad

Testing

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lol wtf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

>>5855543
Drug addicts sure are touchy.

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I'm so bored. The bf is out of town and I'm not allowed to go out to a bar or anything tonight.

>>5855606
are u american

>>5855614
This is why you don't date your father.

>>5855593
i was about to type something like "i've never heard of this person before in my life" but then i looked him up and he was british

go steal his trust fund

Do doctors in the US still do lobotomies? Asking for a friend.

>>5855635
I'm not dating my father. I've only called him daddy like three times ever. And it was only kinky once.

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>>5855647
you're disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk

There's a really cute boy at my job but he's only 17 (I'm 23) and he doesn't know I'm gay and he has a girlfriend anyway so he's straight.

But he's really cool and we have similar types of humor and get along really well. I actually feel pretty comfortable with him which is a huge thing for me since I'm terribly socially awkward and get nervous around almost everyone. This fucking sucks even if he was gay he's way too young.

Thank you for reading my blog, will be back with updates.

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>>5855653

>>5855637
ahahaha omg is this even real life right now
>tfw JackG super likes u on tinder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MxXQOP5E0c

>>5855660
hooray you have a new friend and new fap material. whats the problem?

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Would you?

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>>5855678
Depends how ugly is his face? I don't care if some guy's body is hot I've seen some really fucking ugly muscular guys.

>>5855683
It's steve raider

>>5855683
To be fair, typically guys with great bodies have at least decent faces.

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>>5855694
>steve raider
Maybe

>>5855699
I've never seen any correlation. In fact, if my gym is at all representative, I'd say guys who work out a lot are compensating for something.

>>5855677
The problem is we're not really friends. I'd be good if we were but I've never had a close friend because I'm socially retarted so I don't know how to make that happen. Besides I get the feeling he wouldn't be ok with the whole gay thing. And isn't it weird to even be friends with someone so much younger than me? I mean he's still in highschool for crying out loud.

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>Remember to stay pure

You know, it's not really that difficult

>>5855720
honestly just stop thinking about it so much. if it happens it happens. you dont "make that happen" besides continuing to be friendly like you already have. age difference doesnt mean anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwfuFuYOWE

no but really tho this guy is a weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDh0NPetNSQ

>>5855678

*mouth drops open*

>>5855498
Second.
>>5855678
What's the ass look like?

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Staying a virgin out of choice sounds stupid as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I

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>>5855776

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I'm a virgin still. And I don't date much, so that's not liable to change soon either. I'm not worried though, I'm still young, and thus have plenty of time.

>>5855791
I'd def thing about it. Dinner's on him though.

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Would you new Spiderman?

>>5855823
>think

>>5855809
>I'm still young, and thus have plenty of time.
famous last words

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r8 new tshirt

>>5855831
Don't do it he's 5'8

>>5855847
le nerd XD/10

>>5855847
>DUDE NERDY LMAO
didn't that equation like LITERALLY blow your mind omg

>>5855847

Cute~

>>5855847

Eu gotta be kidding, of all the formula to go for ... Jk it's good

>>5855847
shirt is nerdy. from what i can see of you, you look very fuckable tho. post pic without shirt

>>5855858
Sounds even better. Short bottoms are best bottoms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQneiz_9nkA

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>>5855927
that was stupid

>>5854595
Idk what you're talking about

>>5854829
how dare you
my balls are of average size

>>5855919
What's your lifting stats up to now?

THE FACE WHEN NO QT BF TO TAKE HUNTING WITH

AND THEN HAVE PASSIONATE RELATIONS IN THE TRUCK WITH PARKED AWAY BEHIND THE TREES

GETTING REALLY TIRED OF FEELS

Turkey season is upon us. Turkey Lord please grant me a bountiful harvest of your turkey family, and reward me with a qt bf who will indulge me of my passions, as I would with his.

>>5855990
>hunting
ew

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>>5855871

yes actually, it has the coolest proofs ive ever seen, especially the Macaluin series one.

>>5855918

5652 will get mad but w/e

>>5856018
sexy. why would 5652 care

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>>5856034

idk, he wasnt happy about it when i posted a picture before.

pic related is my homebrew proof, though its a lot clumsier than the "proper" Macaulin one.

>>5855678
manlet detected

>>5856018
post cock too :3

are you a top or a bottom?

>People unironically giving Feelgood attention
Why are we so awash with newfags lately?

>>5856148

oh
i wasnt aware anybody was talking to me ironically before

>>5856139

not sure yet. Probably leaning towards a versebottom i guess?

>>5856162
>versebottom
best fun

>>5856148
has fg actually been around lately

>>5856176
Look a few posts up.

>>5856180
no, just tell me

>>5856018
nice gyno

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>>5856261

No, i have a flat chest and there are no hard lumps or anything. I just have kinda weird nips because I used to be super fat.

oops forgot name

>>5856271
>I just have kinda weird nips because I used to be super fat.
Yes, that's called gyno. The high estrogen levels while you were a fattyfatty caused gyno.

Try this for me.
>20mg Yohimbine HCl as soon as you wake up
>Wait 20 minutes or so, then do 30-40 minutes of light cardio
>Don't eat for 3 hours after. Seriously. It will actually make you fatter if you do that.
>Do this for 3 weeks

If they're still puffy after that, it's gyno for sure.

>>5856271
mmmm that crotch

>>5856288
Somebody get this man some water. He appears to be thirsty as fuck. You're getting turned on by crunched up jobbing pants lody lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA

>>5853948
What if one of the straight guys on the show sucks a dick? does he get the whole million if the girl picks him?

http://www.myvidster.com/video/48504997/10mintwo_Men_experiencing_the_pure_incredible_at_Masculinity_is_a_virtue

Found SP and Jupp. It's taken from the future though..

>>5856323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCYpKp8Kt-w

>be in closet
>get Grindr anyway like an idiot
>no prof pic but full stats
>get message from 6.8/10
>he asks for a pic
>I send one
>"hi [name]"
>freak out and delete profile and app
>tfw may be outed
I've slept the fear off for the most part but I'm still a bit stressed.

>>5856345
lol had someone message me the other day saying how good looks must run in my family
aka meaning he knows my sister

>>5856341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>5853329
qts come to the tinychat

>>5856377
I would but my phone is about to die

>>5856350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeXG9-wyzw0

>>5856413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhLlXvkm65Y

>>5856416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY 2nd fav song of all time t b h

>>5856422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA
its been fun rugby

>>5856435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfY9GRe7SI #1 fav song of all time

ttyl anon~

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>>5856404
So happy that she's finally comfortable with who she is :]

>>5855967
Still shit.

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>>5856404
Wat

Also wtf is this message supposed to mean?

>>5856482
What's your profile pic?

>>5856482

lol, wtf
It's interesting, at least

>>5856491
Like you.

>>5856486
A picture of me

>>5856493
Gross.

>>5856439
ok one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

>>5856497
Yeah but I'm not quite trashy enough for a shirtless picture.

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>>5856492

.. Oh, d'aw. <3

>>5856509
That wasn't a compliment.

>>5856482

i thought you had no libido

why do you have grindr?

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Ive been to gay bars before but never alone.

But im in a new area and I want to go out.

Any advice?

Kinda in the mood to offer a blowjob. how risky is a bj with a stranger?

>>5856518
Idk it's the thing to have if you're young and gay. Interesting to see the people on there.
Or I'm only on there for the attention I get.
Whichever way you want to look at it.

>>5856493
oh okay then

>>5856503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o4wAcvYFh5 tfw 2am karaoke on ur own rip ;-;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ2yXWi0ppw
Been a fan of REM since I was like 18 months old, parents would leave Monster on the stereo for me.

>tfw ugly feminine guy
>tfw only attracted to hot masculine guys

>>5856532
opposites attract!

>>5856572
horror why are you posting here again so much

>>5856515

Don't lie, you like me.
It's ok. I like you, too.

>>5856519
Going to a gay bar alone is far from uncommon. If you're looking to give a bj they're a great place to start. Not to say that everyone there is looking, but let's just say prudes don't go to gay bars.. AFAIK bjs are pretty low risk, especially compared to other things you could be doing.

>>5856578
who knows desu

>>5856610
i think i do

Hello gaygen

What are cuteboi twinks attracted to in general? Manly older men? Other twinks? Muscles? Something else?

>>5856631
not you xDDDD

So my bfs dick doesn't even fit flaccid in a paper towel roll.
I am afraid. What do?

>>5856615
do you?

>>5856645
i think you miss talking to a certain someone on kik
[spoiler]and he misses talking to you too[/spoiler]

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>>5856640
DELETE THIS

>>5856631
Usually masculine/muscular but the average preference for the twinks in this general is for other twinks or skinny guys.

masc4fem master race
masc4masc literally sin
fem4fem only in chinese sex comics

>>5856651
sounds like a personal problem

>>5856666
>masc4masc literally sin
lying satanic quads trying to smear the only pure combo

>>5856631

depends on the individual you moron

>>5856674
>2016
>not being a Satanist

Ugh bet you dont even listen to Three Days Grace, you unenlightened conformist faggot.

>>5856666
shut up Drugby we all know you dream of having your hairy boipuccii fucked by a muscular bear while another steroid king rubs hot oil onto your manboobs

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>>5856695
Is it gay that I started giggling like a schoolgirl and blushing uncontrollably when I saw this pic?

He's just so cute n cuddly :3

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>>5856666
Ty for ur help satan-kun ill venture forth to desecrate fem boypussy in your honour

>>5856673
wanna stop the staring contest and go back to the way things were

>>5856701

Ooh, hi daddy. <3

>>5856701
That shoulder hair makes me want to throw up.

>>5856731
He's the type of guy that I would love to have the ultimate bromance with. Lifting together, playing vidya, going fishing or on vacation, just chilling and having fun.

Haven't had a proper bromance in like 1.5 years since I broke up with my bezzie for literally being turned into a cuck by his bitch Asian gf.

>>5856706
i have no idea what you're talking about.

>>5856731
:( i didnt notice until you said something

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>>5856746
>tfw Ywn have a mail-order Asian bride to stay closeted

I had someone pay me just so they could come on me.
No blowjob, no fucking, just came on my chest.
Wtf?

tfw no bf

>>5856778
it's pretty gross that you let someone do that desu.

>>5856770
Asians are fucking psychopathic. It's because they lack empathy.

This fucking bitch though... Christ. She fucks niggers whenever she wants to and he's completely okay with it now because "it makes her happy". Literally a cuck. Threatens suicide to keep him in line. They broke up like 6 months ago and she attempted suicide, I rejoiced, then saw a month or 2 later that they got back together.

I find it really hard to give up on friends because I'm loyal n shit to my bros so it's hard for me to cut them off even when they piss me off. He's the only friend I've cut off before but like I keep falling for it every time he says that he's done with her. Fuckin sucks brah

>>5856789

Wutevs, man, i'm just doing me.
I used to be an actual prostitute when I was like 19~20.
Although i haven't accepted straight up cash for sexual favors since then.

>>5856830
>>5856778
Back in my hometown some dude messaged me on Scruff offering me £300 to wank and cum on him. Semi regret not accepting the offer because he was like 28 and alright looking but w/e

When I moved to uni, had like 20 guys messaging me on the first day asking if I escort n stuff lmao

>>5856830
>I used to be an actual prostitute when I was like 19~20.

And the plot thickens.

>>5856862
I wish I was pretty enough to be a prostitute

>>5856885
Well that never stopped your mother.

>>5856862
>>5856885
Apparently you don't have to be.

>>5856885
You too can be a prostitute, through the power of the internet!

>>5856862
They thought you were a poor and desperate student probably

But they don't know you're the real child predator here

>>5856956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YhIQYgiwc

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I'm going to be alone and unwanted forever.

And I'm okay with that.

>>5856996
>>5856996
>>5856996

>>5856976
How does it feel to be the worlds first underage child predator

>>5855237
So he's good for a few decades?

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>>5855145
I would let this guy fuck me so hard.