/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

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someone asked me to post feet earlier

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raise ur hand if ur agp like me desu

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OMFG this is great

i wanna die

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I think her make up is crap but her bf is really cute :3

Maybe somewhere is a strong tall Asian guy who'll be into me in a partner

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>>5722240
Here is a tranny programmer for you.

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>>5722248
ye

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First for short shorts and waffle

>>5722255
he's a big guy.

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>>5722247
i wanna lick

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>>5722247
why are you a whore
>>5722263

Is it fucked up that I want to fuck a trap into a limp-dicked shemale? I can't get into masculine features but I want to dominate a sissy so hard that his dick practically inverts while I'm burying my seed so deep into him that it ends up coming out through his mouth and he magically gets pregnant.

It's a weird fantasy that I feel like I'll never be able to fulfill. The only traps/shemales who haven't grossed me out have been Kalindra, Sarina, and Areeya, but pretty much everyone wants to fuck them.

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>>5722261
tfw u will never slot floppies

y life

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Posted this in another thread but deleted it because it seemed dead.

Would I be passable?
I'm 22 and this pic was taken a year or so ago. My looks haven't changed much at all since.

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>>5722248
probably, probably not even trans

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>>5722255
But anon, if I wanted to see a tranny programmer I would look in the mirror (and cry)

>>5722262
Height? Body width? Penis?

>>5722255
Oh no her piercings are actually cute!

>>5722255
Hotttttttttttttt

>>5722270
yes
i'm envious
hrt and you'd pass fine
at the most you might want a nose job down the line if it bugs you, since it's of male size
but keep in mind passing doesn't mean having EVERY feature be 100% feminine
you are feminine enough overall in the face to constitute passing

>>5722270
Androgynous as can be. You will pass fine.

>>5722266
>Kalindra, Sarina, and Areeya
holy shit porn people have weird names

>>5722270
also, be my gf if youre single

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>tfw my progesterone nearly chokes me every week
I wonder if I'm gonna finally choke to death on them
>>5722270
Yeah, you will.

>>5722249
#shkrel'd

>>5722255
OMG you look like a bi girl that was the year below me at school. I've had a crush on her for a few years now and I would spill spaghetti in front of you in a heart beat <3

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>>5722276

>>5722266
You can fuck me and then ill invert it so you can imagine its your benis that did the job

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>>5722281
Well Sarina went by Alexis Saige, which is slightly less dumb than Sarina Valentina. Areeya is just a regular female Thai name as far as I can tell.

Areeya is probably the only 100% passable MtF I've ever seen. I wanna fuck that butt so hard but he ended up getting way too much plastic surgery and ridiculous watermelon tits. Seems like a lot of the good/decent ones don't know when to quit it with the plastic surgery.

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>>5722249
faaaaaaaaake
>>5722265
>>5722263
because I like my body now:-)
>>5722270
probably. post a more recent one

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Why are trannies so good at programming and why does programming attract them so much?

>>5722269
;_; tfw

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>>5722249
LOL, what a jokester

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what are you going to do? shoot me? HUH? SHOOT ME FUCKING SHOOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5722295
good god do something to those eyebrows

>>5722299
ill shoot you with my load

>>5722296
They aren't very good at it overall. It is just a meme they fall into.

>>5722296
nerds

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>>5722296
>tfw nerdy beta boy that drowned themselves in tech to numb the feelings of dysphoria
>tfw ended up learning to program and falling in love with it
>tfw when tranny programmer stereotype
I think it goes something like that generally

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>>5722305
https://soundcloud.com/business-casual/lil-sony-these-hands

what move is this from?

>>5722305
Tfw cant shoot loads anymore

chaturbate
.com
/bettyxoxo/

>>5722301
i don't like them but i don't trust myself to not fuck it up. I will be getting them threaded next week. What to I even say to the people when I go in there?

>>5722288
>>5722298

He's freaking out trying to delete his twitter and keep his verified status right now on his live stream.

>>5722295
He's freaking out on his stream says he cant delete his twitter and keep verification. Currently watching the Happenings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/with_replies

Maybe it's troll but.. just seems hilarious if this did happen.

Some people are saying his accounts were hacked cause his mic is off.

>>5722291
I saw a porno where the shemale was actually able to invert her dick - not just tuck it, but legitimately push it back inside his groin. It blew my mind so hard that I never watched it again because it made me too horny.

I can't get enough of the amateur porn where the dude fucks the trap/shemale so hard that it looks like he's trying to get her pregnant and leaves a massive creampie. Unfortunately, porn like this barely comes around and it usually just bums me out that I'll never get to fuck the living hell out of someone like that.

CL is just full of 50-year-old men in wigs who don't even bother shaving their disgusting legs.

>>5722296
Staring at screen all day makes you go crazy and hate your wiener

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>>5722314
no penis whats the point?

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soon™

>>5722317
ofc he just turned off cam to enter info to buy life of pablo as I link the stream.

>>5722311
umm idk?

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Any New Zealanders here?
I can't find any clear source of information on how to get onto HRT.
Do I need 3 months therapy? Is it free if I get a legit prescription? Is it easy and cheap to buy it from Thailand instead?

Also, would it be a good idea to make a Kickstarter for plushies that have springs in the limbs so they can hug you back?

>>5722314
just some cis fem, so what?

>>5722319
I can do that with my peen, its kind of how I fap more or less, but probably not for you, you seem like an asshole with nothing to offer

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I decided to make an ok cupid again.

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>>5722331
why are you letting me down like this
>>5722332
take a pistol to pariliament and pull the fire alarm. as everyone is leaving and running out of the building take ur pistol and fire into the crowd

make sure to bring a lot of mags

after u attain the high score shoot urself

u will be removed from your mortal coils and ur consciousness will inhabit a new body, if this body is not a girl and your brain is still transgender repeat this process the earliest that you can aquire a gun or weapon in said country

this is Sam Hyde approved

>>5722325
go fap to korra he has a big one

>>5722338
Are you some kinda freak who enjoys pain?

>>5722339
Can we be friends?

>>5722339
Well, I do like the idea of shuffling Parliament, and I do live in Wellington, but swords are more my style and I don't have a sword.
And it'll take me ages to make a sword, even building an aluminium forge is taking far longer than expected.

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>>5722339
Yume accept my map marker

>>5722319
I meant invert it as in surgery but cool

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>>5722333
honestly she is hot as fucking christ and i can't look away

my pussy lust is so fucking strong right now holy shit. wish i was able to hide my power level for girls on tinder cus all the girls here are fucking vapid 1 dimensional normies who flip out if u support trump and i dont feel like pretending to be someone different just to get busi

gay
>>5722345
forge a tranny blade from thai steel imbued with estradoil and spironolactone

transxalibre
>>5722342
ye
>>5722348
k 1 sec

>>5722233
What's your Skype?

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>tfw no gf who likes Ghost in the Shell, Sam Hyde, Donald Trump, and cumming in my tight ass

should I break up with my gf?

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>>5722348
>>5722352
oh whoops i forgot to check the markers for a little bit, ive accepted all the new ones though
my bad

>>5722339
uh its from the movie brothers i think???

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>>5722356
Do it quickly and be my valentine while there's still time
>>5722357
Thanks!

>>5722354
I like those things

Be honest
http://strawpoll.me/6812941

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>>5722354
hmmm
>>5722359
oh cool nice desu

>>5722363
Which one should we start with?

>>5722365
I assumed I was trans before I figured out I'm just a beta boy

But being a girl is fun

>>5722354
Will you be my lesb gf?

>>5722333
sorry to disappoint you mister chaser

>>5722369
i think this is me tbqh
help

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what if u were a beta boy but now ur an alpha trap?

>>5722367
do you believe people can really change?

>>5722360
>Do it quickly and be my valentine while there's still time
a-are you serious?

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>>5722356
yes/no

>>5722375
this would be easier to answer if i could pass

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>>5722365
I was totally an alpha male
>>5722379
Not really, I know absolutely nothing about you lol. Why do you want to break up with her?

>>5722369
How's that working out for you?

>>5722375
TruTrans™

>>5722368
GITS and Sam Hyde

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THIS IS MAGICAL

>>5722375
No such thing as an alpha trap. That's just a hon with confidence.

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>>5722386
I'm going to watch Innocence tonight, come here.

>>5722370
Yes.

>>5722388
i'm sorry can you explain the whole situation
what's going on and why is this funny

>>5722395
C-can I cum in your tight ass while we watch Sam?

>>5722395
Cant ;_; also innocence is the only one I havent seen

>>5722388
how do people so stupid get this kind of money?

>>5722402
I really wish I had 15M in bitcoin to spend on dark net drugs

>>5722396
Martin Shkreli was trying to buy Kanyes album for 15m$ but he just got scammed and its bitcoin so he may be fucked. This is the pharma guy who raised prices of pills super high and other shit.

>>5722402
I don't fucking know.

>>5722383
>Not really
oh... thanks anyway...

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>tfw no pizza and in denial gay man date for valentines

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>>5722376
thats quite an abstract question but i'm going to try my best to answer it. can people change. this is an age old psychological question that really borders into the realm of psychology as well. there are many different opinions and such on the matter but what I would say is simply yes and no and maybe. i know that sounds kinda fucking stupid but let me explain. if you are a normally well-adjusted person without any pervasive psychological damage i think you can change, however if you are the type of person with a Cluster-B personality disorder(like me) the most you can ever do is fight so hard and keep it down and dont let it ever come out, but you never really change. your personality might change but the deep dark core of your being is so irreversibly damaged that you'll simply never be able to recover fully in my opinion. the more someone recovers from a cluster-B personality type the more they gather a lot more sociopathic tenancies, now that is not to say they are sociopathic. they're not. but they get more and more closer to the borderline. theres also rubber banding with NPD and BPD in which a bpd "gets better" and develops NPD and in their mind, this is better. some people are not self-aware though and unable to introspect, these people will never change and thats just how it do. to really change as a person you need a lot of self-awareness and introspection and a desire to change, but if you're plauged with a mental disorder or a personality disorder there's not much you can really do to fix your core being, you just need to do everything you can to NEVER EVER let that side of you out.

>>5722406
holy fuck
post stream link? or whatever the event is

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Hellllppppp I'm craving fast food, who wants to go drive around and eat as much garbage food as we can?
>>5722402
They play it smart, get arrogant, and then start making mistakes. I really hope this is legit, it would be great in addition to him owing the IRS 4.6 million.
>>5722409
Sorry anon.

>>5722417
Me me i do i do!!!

>>5722406
Ahahaha what a fucking moron. I love karma

>>5722415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs

>>5722417
I do but I probably don't lvie near you

>>5722400
Yes.

>>5722401
Watch it tonight and hug a pillow, pretends it's mean.

>>5722415
>>5722423

http://www.spreecast.com/events/where-is-my-money

HE'S CRYING

>>5722427
>he's crying
good
rich pice of shit

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ayyyylmao

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>>5722422
Get in the van theres no time to waste!!
>>5722425
where are you from?
>>5722427
I wonder how many people cried because they cant afford meds thanks to him?

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>>5722393
i guess thats what i am then o.O
>>5722395
the move is literally philosophical quotes the entire time, its pretty great honestly. the first GITS movie is a master piece

both movies are fantastic though and it really depends on personal preference, but if someone watches them just for the action they should probably go watch something else more suited to the lowest common denominator

i wanna start avatarfagging as motoko i think

>>5722427
Good, I hope he is. Fucking cunt.

>>5722434
Many. I don't think it's bad either he deserves it.

>>5722437
Yeah.

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>>5722388
Oh my fucking god.

>>5722395
>Yes.
Y-yay
So do we post Skypes now and fuck or something
>>5722434
I'm in the states

I'm having suicidal thoughts what do I do

>>5722426
Tfw no computer or tv ;_;


>>5722434
Ok!

>>5722441
What state?

>>5722443
the first thing is to not suicide

I'm having a logic breakdown watching this rich big pharma fuck be a complete idiot

How do people like this get in such high up positions?

>>5722448
Tennessee

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i dont like the pharma companies as much as the next guy but i'd just like to point out that the vitamin/supplement industry is a bigger industry than pharma

>>5722452
Come up to Illinois ad we can eat away our valentines sorrows!
>>5722438
He definitely does, hes such a smug cunt who seeks greed.
>>5722454
That it is but we can enjoy the demise of one greedy asshole anyway.

How many of you have the sudden and crushing realization that you aren't a girl in your post orgasim clarity. I mean, you have to realize at this point that you're just a sexual deviant and not actually transgender, right?

>>5722454
irrelevant to the hilarious suffering of a big pharma yuppie fuck

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>tfw going to cuddle a cutie on her birthday next month

>>>/mu/62524069
>>>/mu/62524845
lel

>>5722457
>Illinois
I would if it was any other state ._. I'd fly over to Chechnya before I went back to Illinois

>>5722451
i think it's a self-sham to get his name up there. he doesn't look like someone who's just been scammed out of 3800 bitcoins. you wouldn't fucking broadcast yourself in the most embarrassing moment either.

>>5722466
What do you ahve against Illinois? Apparently its pretty good for transpeople.

>>5722427
This is satisfying

>>5722458
This happened a lot pretransition and when I still had a penis. Now it's whatevahs

>>5722469
Nothing against the state
There's just someone who wants to kill me in Chicago

>>5722475
wat

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>>5722458
well duh

agp 4 lyfe
>>5722459
>>5722457
yeah i know !

>>5722475
Oh no, Ill get some of my big guy friends to protet us!

>>5722477
There's someone who wants to kill me that was in Chicago the last time I had a tab on them

>>5722474
So you've successfully made yourself soulless and dead inside so you no long have to feel your inner pain?

>>5722482
you leave david out of this

>>5722463
Even if he is memeing and not actually screwed of 15m, he is still screwed of some money.

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>>5722463
this made my night
>that anon that bought the 55 gallon lube with his credit card

>>5722482
What city are you in
I'm being serious too, unless one of them has a gun I don't think it'd help ._.

>>5722488
>>>/mu/62525062
i guess

>>5722486
No, I just don't get that crushing feeling of disgust after I finish these days.

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>>5722487
omg throwin that shade
im laughin so hard

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>>5722487
Nooo, I met some guys on /asp/ who live kinda close to me. they really anna meet up and do some stuff but one of them doesnt know im trans and i dont now i fi wanna come out or wait until I pass.

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>>5722497
>filename isn't korra does cocaine

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who the fuck are these people

I really wanna buy shit with that rich guys credit card but am afraid of being arrested

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>>5722501
thats an amazing snub nosed

i want it

>>5722503
Randoms he keeps around that nod and laugh with him.

>>5722503
their names are right there in the pic

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>>5722436
Innocence is great, but I think the original outshines it so much just because I love Motoko. Batou is an excellent lead though.

Have you watched SAC yet?

>>5722503
His pets

woops wtf trip

>>5722503
Marty is going to get a gun and shoot Kanye.

>>5722506
i carry an aluminum 380 snub in my jacket
illegally but its worth being hard to rape

>>5722507
>>5722512
Was me.

did jörmy die or something

>>5722515
omfg wtf, reloaded page hopefully trip stays in the damn thing now.

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>>5722514
sounds nice as fuck desu

why is it illegal though? no CC license? why not just get one or OC

also if you actually do get in a situation where you're forced to defend yourself and you use the gun you might be fucked, or if a cop pulls you ever and searches you you're also fucked

>>5722520
One in 3 women are raped every day. Yes, all women.

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>>5722520
it's illegal in my state to CC

and yeah i know
but ill take my chances with surviving past getting attacked and potentially shaking the cops instead of getting beat to death or raped in an alley

i think i'm nondescript enough to avoid a pigs suspicion

i've had to flash it once but doing so diffused the situation

mine is exactly like this, in terms of condition

I need more sad music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz0yF4eR68

>>5722530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CmN9gTo3zU

lmao
he knows about the cc details getting out
and he doesn't even care

>>5722525
I hate rape days, worst day of the week imo

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>tfw just bought second batch of 6 months worth of hormones
in it for the long haul baybee

>>5722532
sadder

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are you guys ready for the end of the world?

ww3 starting on valentines day, p appropriate
>tfw made plans with best friend to make a fallout shelter in the mountains if ww3 starts
>tfw gonna be cozy with him and some friends playing boardgames while the world burns
>gonna rebuild humanity afterwards with my best friend/husbando
>tfw gonna accidentally lock the door before his gf can get into the shelter
:3

>RARE
>PEPE
>MEME

>>5722538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c28gM9HdLQ

>>5722535
Second only to having my undiagnosed PTSD triggered without warning

>>5722543
not sad enough

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How do I stop sounding just lie a gay boy raising his voice? Im working on the resonaance too but when I hear my voice I cant see how it will pass.
>>5722539
Hiding in montana with someone eform here

>>5722545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3q_0UP6sck

?????????

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Thanks for the 4chan Pass, Martin.

>>5722539
>Not fighting for Queen and Country
tsk tsk

>>5722537
Gib hormones pls

>>5722549
Zzz

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>>5722530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdVrgJ5r2o
>>5722533
There's probably some security feature where he can say it wasn't his authorization and they can't charge him or something

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>>5722552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sCdogIkh6I

>>5722549
snoooore's-ville mane

>>5722332
Bump

>>5722550
did it work?
I tried to buy TLOP with the card and got rejected

>>5722551
>queen
the queen can suck my tranny nuts, america all the way.

Humanity is too far gone at this point, we just need a hard reset before cultural marxism rots us to death slowly and painfully, instead of the cleansing light of a nuclear holocaust

>>5722554
>>5722555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSWRT6ynhs

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>>5722558
Didn't work, it's probably not his real card. Martin is saying he's accepting donations to get his money back, he's full of shit.

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>>5722560
Maybe WWIII is what it will take to restore the greatness of western civilization

>>5722562
>accepting donations
What a fucking arrogant piece of trash. I REALLY hate that people like this fucker have good lives.

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>>5722564
also good, we just need to stem the spread of degeneracy that speeds up the collapse of western civilization

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>>5722560
trip on cartman
>>5722564
quality post

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It's completed.
The longest bit of writing I've ever done...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10759608/1/On-the-behavioral-characteristics-of-the-Ralts-evolutionary-line

I'm going.
The fuck
To sleep.

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is this some kind of weird viral marketing
what the hell

>tfw bareback sex with bf
why did no one tell me this felt so good
shit is so cash

>>5722568
Are we not degenerate tho?

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>>5722570
>Pokemon fanfic

>>5722573
Fag

>>5722574
being degenerate is a choice. Nigger vs black, faggot vs gay, transtrenders vs GID. We have a medical condition that needs treatment, not an identity that should be celebrated. Currently the most effective solution is transitioning, but only if you don't act like a drag queen or grow a beard while wearing a push up bra

>>5722570
AUTISM SPEAKS
I DON'T WANT GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW

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>>5722526
what a sexy gun

wait

>it's illegal in my state to CC

what kinda orwellian state do you live in?
>>5722554
tfw waiting for adri to come back
>>5722573
people are super noided about anal

whatever, just let them not be able to enjoy anything lol

>>5722573
Can't you get aids like that?

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>>5722586
Currently the most effective treatment is a bullet to the head

>>5722592
Sure but we clean. He didn't cum inside me anyway.
>>5722577
don't be jealous nigga

>>5722589
No state makes it illegal to CC. The state of Maryland has the strictest CC laws though. As a bit of a double bit of bullshit, they don't have Reciprocity.

I think Hawaii and New Jersey are back asswards too

>>5722598
Wait, clean what?

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>>5722599
why does the state where baltimore reside have strict CC laws?

>>5722594
if I kill myself then I won't be able to adopt a white child and raise them to be sensible, rational, and not fall to the brainwashing kids these days receive. Plus, I would be a trans suicide statistic and have that used for the SJW agenda against my will

Otherwise, the child could be adopted by a poly family with two mums, a genderqueer parent, and a dogkin landwhale.

my body may be infertile, but I can still pass on my beliefs to my adopted children

>>5722589
sorry, didn't mean illegal to CC lol

it's a pretty hot piece, i keep HPs in it and one strip loader on me at all times

the fit in the palm, for my hands at least is extremely comfortable, point/hip shooting is very natural feeling

alum frame has some kick though but i carry it more than i actually shoot people, so the lightweight thing is a real bonus

>>5722586
Self hatred will never let you find happiness anon. Nobody's saying you have to celebrate being trans, but at least try to see your identity as something more than a medical condition.

>>5722605
Because fuck you.
You literally have the most subjective aspect of the law:
Has, based on the results of investigation, “good and substantial reason” to carry a handgun, including a finding that the permit is “necessary as a reasonable precaution against apprehended danger.”

Required Documents:
1. The applicant should submit a notarized letter stating the reasons why he is applying for a permit
2. Completed application

So basically you have to ask the state permission to have a conceal carry permit.

>>5722604
clean as in no STDs

>>5722605
>>5722607
>striploader
speedstrips, sorry fuck me

i got my gun illegally so yeah i can't let anyone know i have it at all unless they want me to shoot them for some reason

>>5722610
>Nobody's saying you have to celebrate having cancer, but at least try to see your fatal condition as something more than a medical condition.
It's not self hatred, it's being realistic

>>5722606
You can only hurt children by being involved with them. You know this. You've already chosen the wrong side. Why not just kill yourself now and spare the world your petty drama? You won't be able to be able to teach children anything about brainwashing when you're indoctrinated yourself

>>5722613
What are you guys cleaning though?

i feel like a whore rn

just

>>5722615
There's no similarity between terminal cancer and being trans. Why would you even draw the comparison?

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>>5722614
>>5722607
hm nice it seems really nice im p jelly desu

ill get one in 1.5 years though!

i kinda wanna CC now though for protection but if i could manage myself with no weapons im detroit im not sure what im scared of in portland lmao
>>5722612
unconstitutional

>>5722619
did you do something slutty?
or were you fooled into doing something you didnt want to
if the former, you probably are a whore
if the latter, you're not

>>5722620
What if u have both?

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>Paying for my HRT with based Shkreli's credit card.
Ayy lmao.

>>5722619
What happened? Are you okay?

>>5722621
i got both the gun and the speedstrips as gifts, literally got handed them one day when a friend left state

i've had a few encounters before i got it that made me want to carry, but after getting it i've only had to flash it once

i live in a shitty ghetto so lol

i could have sworn i saw a pic of you holding a snub though

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>tfw injection gets done flawlessly with a minute or two with no bleeding or pain

>tfw breast pain less than five minutes after injection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk

>>5722627
trip off rawr

>>5722630
kill urself lole

>>5722627
Is it really that good? Im going for one soon

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>>5722589
OK, I'm on my way now.

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>>5722626
replica and its not a sub-compact its just a revolver with a snub nosed

>>5722623
Then you drew a really shitty hand in life and for that I'm truly sorry ;_;

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>>5722627
HEY

ARE YOU THE GIRL WHO INTRODUCED ME TO S U R F I N G ?

>tfw developing a crush on someone already in a relationship

>>5722635
Are you an accurate shooter?

>>5722639
Stop it.

Stop it.

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>>5722640
i dont think ive shot guns enough to really know

im gonna spend a lot of money/time at the range in a few weeks once i get a job tho desu

>>5722635
I want to CC the S&W Governor

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>>5722634
pls do I miss u

>>5722637
PROBABLY NOT, WHAT IS S U R F I N G?

>>5722641
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.

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>>5722639
Steal their heart and achieve dominance over their partner.

>>5722635
pretty hot frame regardless

yeah though i do keep the legal risk of having a gat on me in mind all the time though. there were times when i was really careless but confident at the same time, and had to walk a few miles at night carrying quarters of grass

i don't do that shit no mo but it was good tranny chest hair to put on

how the fuck did you handle yourself in detroit empty handed? i always carried a big knife before i got my gun

u got any shooting experience?

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>haha what sort of idiot would check the temperature of this molten fucking wax before pouring it over themselves. Hahaha, not me that would be for dorks.

I am stupid and also very sore :c

>>5722642
Alright, can you train me mate?
I need a gun to protect myself, hunt dangerous/delicious animals and keep the Queen out of my face.

Holy shit I can't tell if this 15mil martinshkreli thing is real

>>5722647
http://youtu.be/0SMgUlZrQ-o

awooo AWOOO

>>5722649
I've got some pretty good competition desu

I called martins phone lol mailbox full

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>>5722657
I stole a girl away from her IRL boyfriend for an LDR. Impossible feats can be done (But aren't always a good idea).

>>5722648
ROCAFELLA RECORDS, BABY
WE GET DOWN, BABY
WE GET DOWN

>>5722639
Congratulations YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!

>>5722651
>molten wax
was it just candle wax or like did you get some fuckin
molten metal ass shit

>>5722633
probably? breast pain might be psychosomatic though i don't think it metabolizes that fast.

>>5722655
no sry

im off to bed
have a stupid video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e217KYGanw8

>>5722653
>>5722659
I've been starting to lean towards fake but it's hard to tell. Either way he's being a fool right now. Seems liek some weird joke at this point but IDEK whats going on.

>>5722639
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>5722660
That sounds like a really horrible thing to do. I don't think I like you anymore.

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Happy Valentines day girls

I love you all


Even if you dont have a working gt

>>5722660
that's fucked up

>>5722639
tfw it's probably my gf cause all her attention has been on someone else lately

>>5722671
it's probably not.

>>5722669
Happy Valentines day chaseranon

>>5722669
im about to jerk off my 7.5 inches gt

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i want to OC a deagle

how much trouble would i get in on a daily basis if i did that in portland?
>>5722652
>not fighting and dying for Queen and country

sorry i only support true anglo-saxons
>>5722650
a little

and idk detroit isnt REALLY as bad as they say, i think ive been in more crazy sitautions with homeless people/bums in portland that i ever had in detroit

most of detroit's problems is gangs and if you know the area you're good and i know detroit VERY well like i havent' been there in almost a year but i could still go around and like drive and know all the routes and how to get around

dunno man 313 born and raised motown hmu
>>5722660
being a homewrecker makes u feel like a god but it never works out desu

>>5722663
like hair waxxing wax that I just accidentally grossly overheated this time.

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>>5722670
>>5722667
His fault. I mean yeah it was shitty but it's not like I literally stole her. He was neglecting her and she got a thing for me.

>>5722660
That guy must've been a fucking pylon if that happened

>>5722672
where'd you meet?

>>5722680
kageshi

>>5722669
This stopped being a holiday to me during middle school when no one got me a card. I was hurt but I realized how little it mattered.

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>>5722669
I want to feed you your first tit tacs over a candlelit dinner.

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>>5722676
>being a homewrecker makes u feel like a god but it never works out desu
It didn't yeah. I messed up and the distance was pretty dumb for some teenagers anyway. She ended up back with the guy and I carried on.
>>5722679
See >>5722678 He wasn't being much of a boyfriend in the first place lol.

>>5722675
While I don't wanna it.I'm a true trans chaser and I only romance non agp girls

>>5722678
Oh, okay. That's understandable.

>>5722685
Am I trutrans???

>>5722676
>OC a deagle
dude lol ive packed my friends .357 DE before
shit's hilarious and cool but for a tiny tranny it's a weight. 357 DE is a great gun though, shot it a lot

> i think ive been in more crazy sitautions with homeless people/bums
yep, same here

>most of detroit's problems is gangs and if you know the area you're good and i know detroit VERY well like i havent' been there in almost a year but i could still go around and like drive and know all the routes and how to get around

i guess growing up as part of the cast of the wire teaches you some real street nigga shit tho yeh?

if u srsly wanna OC a gun for practical reasons though choose wisely and shoot the fuck out of it

my snub is super comfortable and i haven't even shot it much yet, but it's one of those guns that you get a natural feel for super duper quickly. desu i think you get that more from revolvers than autos but a longslide 1911 is my BABY
>one day

>>5722685
I dont understand what you're trying to say
Are you calling me AGP for jerking my dick?

Truetrans still jerk off o:

>>5722675
>7.5 inches gt
please post unsee??

>>5722666
just me bein me I guess.

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I need to find best way to be able to sleep all throughout v day so i dont get sad for being a loser... Suggestions?

>>5722693
:3

>>5722622
>>5722625
gt pics were sent
i dont appreciate this feel

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>>5722696
Grow up and stop letting social dependency make you feel bad about yourself.

>>5722696
Stay up until people start waking up, take sleeping meds, don't eat anything. Deprive your body of energy basically and you wont have issues sleeping.
Better yet would be spending it with friends or fellow losers, you don't gotta bear sadness alone, or even be sad in the first place.

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>>5722694
u wanna see my gt bb?
>>5722689
i can just imagine how the liberal yuppies here would FLIP if they saw some qt lil tiny girl open carrying a fucking deagle like holy shit lmfao would be great

ehh yeah i mean i know what to look out for and shit and i know how to tell people to go fuck themselves in way that doesnt get me stabbed, i mean my life was probably more akin to the cast of sopranos but the wire was right next to me and i was there ALL THE TIME

if i do OC ill probably get a tiny snub and get a boot holster though

>>5722639
you're attractive enough to take them away so fuck it go for it

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>>5722696
>so I dont get sad for being a loser
>sleeping the entire day
does not compute

>>5722698
Oh... Was it to someone special?

>>5722701
Dont have alot of friends in the real desu and itll prolly make me feel more like shit, i do plan to fast and sleep tho ill get something good

>>5722703
are you entirely sure? are you 100% sure?

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>>5722709
You're pretty darn cute desu

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>>5722709
being a homewrecker never works out because if the person is willing to leave someone they love for you then when they get bored of you they'll do the same

trust me

but if you just wanna go in and not take shit seriously and just do it for the sex and companionship and cut your losses when she does go nuts sure why not

just always be prepared

>>5722702
yo lmao i wanna come to portland at some point. i don't have that eagle anymore but i wanna pick up a 6inch bar model 27 naw mean?? i like big boys ;)) desu a light frame snub with hollows, to me, has the same strain on ya as shootin a 357 DE. thats just what it feels like to my body though

ehh soprano ass niggas, corner niggas, same shit different skin color lmao

>boot holster

hell yeah those are excellent. i used to jam my snub down my old pair of boots in place of a holster

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>tfw will never be able to afford EES

>>5722695
First a homeless girl
Then another homeless girl
Now a person who's already in another relationship

Are you just doing this for the attention?

>>5722702
yes post gt

>>5722713
they're in an LDR and I live in like the next city from them

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>>5722713
This is some pretty good advice right here.
Also if their willingness to leave arises from an issue in their current relationship they might want to go back too.
You might also feel kinda shitty. There's some weird sense of accomplishment but at the same time it's a dick move that you're also kind of ashamed of it.
I was just joking about the whole thing in the first place but don't feel like your attractiveness is holding you back. It might win you some points, actually.

>>5722717
okay first of all.
she was homesless (past tense)
she wasn't homeless
it's an open relationship ish

no (and yes)

>>5722706
nah
someone from soc

>>5722691
Trying to say its not about the dick baby

Its about those lovely trans eyes and wide hips ;)

>>5722720
>don't feel like your attractiveness is holding you back. It might win you some points, actually.

this
my bf loves everything about my appearance i'm insecure about, in a way that doesn't make me feel like a tool

actual acceptance is fucking gold
i really lucked out meeting someone who could like my imperfections in the first place

>>5722723
Well theres your problem

>>5722719
oh

thats a completely different situation then

if they're in a LDR and you live near them then just fucking go for it dude, nobody takes LDR's with people they have never met seriously at the end of day. pounce on that puma dude
>>5722718
what will u do for me
>>5722720
nah the girl is in a ldr with presumably someone she's never met

she might as well not be in a relationship at all desu
>>5722714
lol that sounds p dangerous just puttin it in ur boot lmao

ye portland is nice i mean its pretty amazing for what it is but the people here are kinda fucks sometimes

cascadia just has a really WEIRD culture i think

come to 503 we go shootin sometime in the mountains

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>>5722727
Pretty jelly desu but I'm happy for you anon

>>5722715
You've got big eyes tho, Kiwi

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>>5722720
Technically my ex could have been considered stolen. He broke up with his girlfriend because we were way closer than he was to her, and we started dating like 2 weeks later.

Reason I mention this is that relationship lasted almost 4 years. It can work out, it just doesn't happen often.

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>>5722723
>she was homesless


WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS AMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IS THIS THE THIRD ONE?

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>>5722734
tfw no anime eyes

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>That bloodbath of a debate
>Pablo finally dropping
>"All the memes are wrong"
>Shkreli getting memed on
What an amazing weekend.

>>5722739
no. the original homeless girl was homeless but isn't any more

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>>5722740
>tfw

>>5722731
>lol that sounds p dangerous just puttin it in ur boot lmao
not really, i keep it decocked and the hammer on an empty chamber, which meant 4 rounds when i was doing that. it was just a bit uncomfortable and limiting but not dangerous tbqh

the people here are fucks all the time lmao and i can appreciate any culture that aint ghettotrash

>come to 503 we go shootin sometime in the mountains
ill take you up on that if i can get my ass to portland this year finally

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I think it's that time of night where I lay in bed and imagine someone actually loves me, goodnight /mtfg/!
>>5722738
Getting in a new relationship because of distance I think is pretty reasonable. I remember in my first ever LDR my boyfriend and I both agreed if we met someone IRL we'd go for them without any hard feelings. We only lasted a week though lol.

>>5722743
>Kuppy's eyes look more feminine than mine and she's pre-HRT
jdimsa

>>5722731
ill show you mine its 8in and im white

>>5722748
>hormones change eyes
this is what hons believe

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>>5722747
I didn't mean physical distance, I meant emotional distance. We all lived in the same city. We simply got on better than he did with her

I guess I was a homewrecker..come to think of it.

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>>5722747
>imagine someone actually loves me
My favourite fantasy, that will never be true

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>>5722740
rate m eyes
>>5722746
ye itll be fun

ghettotrash culture is awful but somehow i can respect it in a outside peering in sorta way
>>5722751
idk man if i wanna see nice dick i can see nice dick so that offer isnt really all that elusive

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>>5722754
>crying girl with glasses
yes

>>5722761
i can't respect it after dealing with that bullshit lmao

the ebonics have stuck with me though