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>>5721039
someone asked me to post feet earlier
raise ur hand if ur agp like me desu
OMFG this is great
i wanna die
I think her make up is crap but her bf is really cute :3
Maybe somewhere is a strong tall Asian guy who'll be into me in a partner
>>5722240
Here is a tranny programmer for you.
>>5722248
ye
First for short shorts and waffle
>>5722255
he's a big guy.
>>5722247
i wanna lick
>>5722247
why are you a whore
>>5722263
Is it fucked up that I want to fuck a trap into a limp-dicked shemale? I can't get into masculine features but I want to dominate a sissy so hard that his dick practically inverts while I'm burying my seed so deep into him that it ends up coming out through his mouth and he magically gets pregnant.
It's a weird fantasy that I feel like I'll never be able to fulfill. The only traps/shemales who haven't grossed me out have been Kalindra, Sarina, and Areeya, but pretty much everyone wants to fuck them.
>>5722261
tfw u will never slot floppies
y life
Posted this in another thread but deleted it because it seemed dead.
Would I be passable?
I'm 22 and this pic was taken a year or so ago. My looks haven't changed much at all since.
>>5722248
probably, probably not even trans
>>5722255
But anon, if I wanted to see a tranny programmer I would look in the mirror (and cry)
>>5722262
Height? Body width? Penis?
>>5722255
Oh no her piercings are actually cute!
>>5722255
Hotttttttttttttt
>>5722270
yes
i'm envious
hrt and you'd pass fine
at the most you might want a nose job down the line if it bugs you, since it's of male size
but keep in mind passing doesn't mean having EVERY feature be 100% feminine
you are feminine enough overall in the face to constitute passing
>>5722270
Androgynous as can be. You will pass fine.
>>5722266
>Kalindra, Sarina, and Areeya
holy shit porn people have weird names
>>5722270
also, be my gf if youre single
>tfw my progesterone nearly chokes me every week
I wonder if I'm gonna finally choke to death on them
>>5722270
Yeah, you will.
>>5722249
#shkrel'd
>>5722255
OMG you look like a bi girl that was the year below me at school. I've had a crush on her for a few years now and I would spill spaghetti in front of you in a heart beat <3
>>5722276
>>5722266
You can fuck me and then ill invert it so you can imagine its your benis that did the job
>>5722281
Well Sarina went by Alexis Saige, which is slightly less dumb than Sarina Valentina. Areeya is just a regular female Thai name as far as I can tell.
Areeya is probably the only 100% passable MtF I've ever seen. I wanna fuck that butt so hard but he ended up getting way too much plastic surgery and ridiculous watermelon tits. Seems like a lot of the good/decent ones don't know when to quit it with the plastic surgery.
>>5722249
faaaaaaaaake
>>5722265
>>5722263
because I like my body now:-)
>>5722270
probably. post a more recent one
Why are trannies so good at programming and why does programming attract them so much?
>>5722269
;_; tfw
>>5722249
LOL, what a jokester
what are you going to do? shoot me? HUH? SHOOT ME FUCKING SHOOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5722295
good god do something to those eyebrows
>>5722299
ill shoot you with my load
>>5722296
They aren't very good at it overall. It is just a meme they fall into.
>>5722296
nerds
>>5722296
>tfw nerdy beta boy that drowned themselves in tech to numb the feelings of dysphoria
>tfw ended up learning to program and falling in love with it
>tfw when tranny programmer stereotype
I think it goes something like that generally
>>5722305
https://soundcloud.com/business-casual/lil-sony-these-hands
what move is this from?
>>5722305
Tfw cant shoot loads anymore
chaturbate
.com
/bettyxoxo/
>>5722301
i don't like them but i don't trust myself to not fuck it up. I will be getting them threaded next week. What to I even say to the people when I go in there?
>>5722288
>>5722298
He's freaking out trying to delete his twitter and keep his verified status right now on his live stream.
>>5722295
He's freaking out on his stream says he cant delete his twitter and keep verification. Currently watching the Happenings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/with_replies
Maybe it's troll but.. just seems hilarious if this did happen.
Some people are saying his accounts were hacked cause his mic is off.
>>5722291
I saw a porno where the shemale was actually able to invert her dick - not just tuck it, but legitimately push it back inside his groin. It blew my mind so hard that I never watched it again because it made me too horny.
I can't get enough of the amateur porn where the dude fucks the trap/shemale so hard that it looks like he's trying to get her pregnant and leaves a massive creampie. Unfortunately, porn like this barely comes around and it usually just bums me out that I'll never get to fuck the living hell out of someone like that.
CL is just full of 50-year-old men in wigs who don't even bother shaving their disgusting legs.
>>5722296
Staring at screen all day makes you go crazy and hate your wiener
>>5722314
no penis whats the point?
soon™
>>5722317
ofc he just turned off cam to enter info to buy life of pablo as I link the stream.
>>5722311
umm idk?
Any New Zealanders here?
I can't find any clear source of information on how to get onto HRT.
Do I need 3 months therapy? Is it free if I get a legit prescription? Is it easy and cheap to buy it from Thailand instead?
Also, would it be a good idea to make a Kickstarter for plushies that have springs in the limbs so they can hug you back?
>>5722314
just some cis fem, so what?
>>5722319
I can do that with my peen, its kind of how I fap more or less, but probably not for you, you seem like an asshole with nothing to offer
I decided to make an ok cupid again.
>>5722331
why are you letting me down like this
>>5722332
take a pistol to pariliament and pull the fire alarm. as everyone is leaving and running out of the building take ur pistol and fire into the crowd
make sure to bring a lot of mags
after u attain the high score shoot urself
u will be removed from your mortal coils and ur consciousness will inhabit a new body, if this body is not a girl and your brain is still transgender repeat this process the earliest that you can aquire a gun or weapon in said country
this is Sam Hyde approved
>>5722325
go fap to korra he has a big one
>>5722339
Well, I do like the idea of shuffling Parliament, and I do live in Wellington, but swords are more my style and I don't have a sword.
And it'll take me ages to make a sword, even building an aluminium forge is taking far longer than expected.
>>5722339
Yume accept my map marker
>>5722319
I meant invert it as in surgery but cool
>>5722333
honestly she is hot as fucking christ and i can't look away
my pussy lust is so fucking strong right now holy shit. wish i was able to hide my power level for girls on tinder cus all the girls here are fucking vapid 1 dimensional normies who flip out if u support trump and i dont feel like pretending to be someone different just to get busi
gay
>>5722345
forge a tranny blade from thai steel imbued with estradoil and spironolactone
transxalibre
>>5722342
ye
>>5722348
k 1 sec
>>5722233
What's your Skype?
>tfw no gf who likes Ghost in the Shell, Sam Hyde, Donald Trump, and cumming in my tight ass
should I break up with my gf?
>>5722348
>>5722352
oh whoops i forgot to check the markers for a little bit, ive accepted all the new ones though
my bad
>>5722339
uh its from the movie brothers i think???
>>5722356
Do it quickly and be my valentine while there's still time
>>5722357
Thanks!
>>5722354
I like those things
Be honest
http://strawpoll.me/6812941
>>5722354
hmmm
>>5722359
oh cool nice desu
>>5722363
Which one should we start with?
>>5722365
I assumed I was trans before I figured out I'm just a beta boy
But being a girl is fun
>>5722354
Will you be my lesb gf?
>>5722333
sorry to disappoint you mister chaser
>>5722369
i think this is me tbqh
help
what if u were a beta boy but now ur an alpha trap?
>>5722367
do you believe people can really change?
>>5722360
>Do it quickly and be my valentine while there's still time
a-are you serious?
>>5722356
yes/no
>>5722375
this would be easier to answer if i could pass
>>5722365
I was totally an alpha male
>>5722379
Not really, I know absolutely nothing about you lol. Why do you want to break up with her?
>>5722368
GITS and Sam Hyde
THIS IS MAGICAL
>>5722375
No such thing as an alpha trap. That's just a hon with confidence.
>>5722386
I'm going to watch Innocence tonight, come here.
>>5722370
Yes.
>>5722388
i'm sorry can you explain the whole situation
what's going on and why is this funny
>>5722395
C-can I cum in your tight ass while we watch Sam?
>>5722395
Cant ;_; also innocence is the only one I havent seen
>>5722388
how do people so stupid get this kind of money?
>>5722402
I really wish I had 15M in bitcoin to spend on dark net drugs
>>5722383
>Not really
oh... thanks anyway...
>tfw no pizza and in denial gay man date for valentines
>>5722376
thats quite an abstract question but i'm going to try my best to answer it. can people change. this is an age old psychological question that really borders into the realm of psychology as well. there are many different opinions and such on the matter but what I would say is simply yes and no and maybe. i know that sounds kinda fucking stupid but let me explain. if you are a normally well-adjusted person without any pervasive psychological damage i think you can change, however if you are the type of person with a Cluster-B personality disorder(like me) the most you can ever do is fight so hard and keep it down and dont let it ever come out, but you never really change. your personality might change but the deep dark core of your being is so irreversibly damaged that you'll simply never be able to recover fully in my opinion. the more someone recovers from a cluster-B personality type the more they gather a lot more sociopathic tenancies, now that is not to say they are sociopathic. they're not. but they get more and more closer to the borderline. theres also rubber banding with NPD and BPD in which a bpd "gets better" and develops NPD and in their mind, this is better. some people are not self-aware though and unable to introspect, these people will never change and thats just how it do. to really change as a person you need a lot of self-awareness and introspection and a desire to change, but if you're plauged with a mental disorder or a personality disorder there's not much you can really do to fix your core being, you just need to do everything you can to NEVER EVER let that side of you out.
>>5722406
holy fuck
post stream link? or whatever the event is
Hellllppppp I'm craving fast food, who wants to go drive around and eat as much garbage food as we can?
>>5722402
They play it smart, get arrogant, and then start making mistakes. I really hope this is legit, it would be great in addition to him owing the IRS 4.6 million.
>>5722409
Sorry anon.
>>5722417
Me me i do i do!!!
>>5722406
Ahahaha what a fucking moron. I love karma
>>5722415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCB6AybM4Cs
>>5722417
I do but I probably don't lvie near you
>>5722427
>he's crying
good
rich pice of shit
ayyyylmao
>>5722422
Get in the van theres no time to waste!!
>>5722425
where are you from?
>>5722427
I wonder how many people cried because they cant afford meds thanks to him?
>>5722393
i guess thats what i am then o.O
>>5722395
the move is literally philosophical quotes the entire time, its pretty great honestly. the first GITS movie is a master piece
both movies are fantastic though and it really depends on personal preference, but if someone watches them just for the action they should probably go watch something else more suited to the lowest common denominator
i wanna start avatarfagging as motoko i think
>>5722427
Good, I hope he is. Fucking cunt.
>>5722388
Oh my fucking god.
I'm having suicidal thoughts what do I do
>>5722441
What state?
>>5722443
the first thing is to not suicide
I'm having a logic breakdown watching this rich big pharma fuck be a complete idiot
How do people like this get in such high up positions?
>>5722448
Tennessee
i dont like the pharma companies as much as the next guy but i'd just like to point out that the vitamin/supplement industry is a bigger industry than pharma
How many of you have the sudden and crushing realization that you aren't a girl in your post orgasim clarity. I mean, you have to realize at this point that you're just a sexual deviant and not actually transgender, right?
>>5722454
irrelevant to the hilarious suffering of a big pharma yuppie fuck
>tfw going to cuddle a cutie on her birthday next month
>>>/mu/62524069
>>>/mu/62524845
lel
>>5722457
>Illinois
I would if it was any other state ._. I'd fly over to Chechnya before I went back to Illinois
>>5722451
i think it's a self-sham to get his name up there. he doesn't look like someone who's just been scammed out of 3800 bitcoins. you wouldn't fucking broadcast yourself in the most embarrassing moment either.
>>5722466
What do you ahve against Illinois? Apparently its pretty good for transpeople.
>>5722427
This is satisfying
>>5722458
This happened a lot pretransition and when I still had a penis. Now it's whatevahs
>>5722469
Nothing against the state
There's just someone who wants to kill me in Chicago
>>5722475
wat
>>5722458
well duh
agp 4 lyfe
>>5722459
>>5722457
yeah i know !
>>5722475
Oh no, Ill get some of my big guy friends to protet us!
>>5722477
There's someone who wants to kill me that was in Chicago the last time I had a tab on them
>>5722474
So you've successfully made yourself soulless and dead inside so you no long have to feel your inner pain?
>>5722482
you leave david out of this
>>5722463
Even if he is memeing and not actually screwed of 15m, he is still screwed of some money.
>>5722463
this made my night
>that anon that bought the 55 gallon lube with his credit card
>>5722482
What city are you in
I'm being serious too, unless one of them has a gun I don't think it'd help ._.
>>5722488
>>>/mu/62525062
i guess
>>5722486
No, I just don't get that crushing feeling of disgust after I finish these days.
>>5722487
omg throwin that shade
im laughin so hard
>>5722487
Nooo, I met some guys on /asp/ who live kinda close to me. they really anna meet up and do some stuff but one of them doesnt know im trans and i dont now i fi wanna come out or wait until I pass.
>>5722497
>filename isn't korra does cocaine
who the fuck are these people
I really wanna buy shit with that rich guys credit card but am afraid of being arrested
>>5722501
thats an amazing snub nosed
i want it
>>5722503
Randoms he keeps around that nod and laugh with him.
>>5722503
their names are right there in the pic
>>5722436
Innocence is great, but I think the original outshines it so much just because I love Motoko. Batou is an excellent lead though.
Have you watched SAC yet?
>>5722503
His pets
woops wtf trip
>>5722503
Marty is going to get a gun and shoot Kanye.
>>5722506
i carry an aluminum 380 snub in my jacket
illegally but its worth being hard to rape
did jörmy die or something
>>5722515
omfg wtf, reloaded page hopefully trip stays in the damn thing now.
>>5722514
sounds nice as fuck desu
why is it illegal though? no CC license? why not just get one or OC
also if you actually do get in a situation where you're forced to defend yourself and you use the gun you might be fucked, or if a cop pulls you ever and searches you you're also fucked
>>5722520
One in 3 women are raped every day. Yes, all women.
>>5722520
it's illegal in my state to CC
and yeah i know
but ill take my chances with surviving past getting attacked and potentially shaking the cops instead of getting beat to death or raped in an alley
i think i'm nondescript enough to avoid a pigs suspicion
i've had to flash it once but doing so diffused the situation
mine is exactly like this, in terms of condition
I need more sad music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz0yF4eR68
>>5722530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CmN9gTo3zU
lmao
he knows about the cc details getting out
and he doesn't even care
>>5722525
I hate rape days, worst day of the week imo
>tfw just bought second batch of 6 months worth of hormones
in it for the long haul baybee
>>5722532
sadder
are you guys ready for the end of the world?
ww3 starting on valentines day, p appropriate
>tfw made plans with best friend to make a fallout shelter in the mountains if ww3 starts
>tfw gonna be cozy with him and some friends playing boardgames while the world burns
>gonna rebuild humanity afterwards with my best friend/husbando
>tfw gonna accidentally lock the door before his gf can get into the shelter
:3
>RARE
>PEPE
>MEME
>>5722538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c28gM9HdLQ
>>5722535
Second only to having my undiagnosed PTSD triggered without warning
>>5722543
not sad enough
How do I stop sounding just lie a gay boy raising his voice? Im working on the resonaance too but when I hear my voice I cant see how it will pass.
>>5722539
Hiding in montana with someone eform here
>>5722545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3q_0UP6sck
?????????
Thanks for the 4chan Pass, Martin.
>>5722549
Zzz
>>5722530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdVrgJ5r2o
>>5722533
There's probably some security feature where he can say it wasn't his authorization and they can't charge him or something
>>5722552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sCdogIkh6I
>>5722549
snoooore's-ville mane
>>5722332
Bump
>>5722550
did it work?
I tried to buy TLOP with the card and got rejected
>>5722551
>queen
the queen can suck my tranny nuts, america all the way.
Humanity is too far gone at this point, we just need a hard reset before cultural marxism rots us to death slowly and painfully, instead of the cleansing light of a nuclear holocaust
>>5722558
Didn't work, it's probably not his real card. Martin is saying he's accepting donations to get his money back, he's full of shit.
>>5722560
Maybe WWIII is what it will take to restore the greatness of western civilization
>>5722562
>accepting donations
What a fucking arrogant piece of trash. I REALLY hate that people like this fucker have good lives.
>>5722564
also good, we just need to stem the spread of degeneracy that speeds up the collapse of western civilization
>>5722560
trip on cartman
>>5722564
quality post
It's completed.
The longest bit of writing I've ever done...
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10759608/1/On-the-behavioral-characteristics-of-the-Ralts-evolutionary-line
I'm going.
The fuck
To sleep.
is this some kind of weird viral marketing
what the hell
>tfw bareback sex with bf
why did no one tell me this felt so good
shit is so cash
>>5722568
Are we not degenerate tho?
>>5722570
>Pokemon fanfic
>>5722573
Fag
>>5722574
being degenerate is a choice. Nigger vs black, faggot vs gay, transtrenders vs GID. We have a medical condition that needs treatment, not an identity that should be celebrated. Currently the most effective solution is transitioning, but only if you don't act like a drag queen or grow a beard while wearing a push up bra
>>5722570
AUTISM SPEAKS
I DON'T WANT GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW
>>5722526
what a sexy gun
wait
>it's illegal in my state to CC
what kinda orwellian state do you live in?
>>5722554
tfw waiting for adri to come back
>>5722573
people are super noided about anal
whatever, just let them not be able to enjoy anything lol
>>5722573
Can't you get aids like that?
>>5722586
Currently the most effective treatment is a bullet to the head
>>5722589
No state makes it illegal to CC. The state of Maryland has the strictest CC laws though. As a bit of a double bit of bullshit, they don't have Reciprocity.
I think Hawaii and New Jersey are back asswards too
>>5722598
Wait, clean what?
>>5722599
why does the state where baltimore reside have strict CC laws?
>>5722594
if I kill myself then I won't be able to adopt a white child and raise them to be sensible, rational, and not fall to the brainwashing kids these days receive. Plus, I would be a trans suicide statistic and have that used for the SJW agenda against my will
Otherwise, the child could be adopted by a poly family with two mums, a genderqueer parent, and a dogkin landwhale.
my body may be infertile, but I can still pass on my beliefs to my adopted children
>>5722589
sorry, didn't mean illegal to CC lol
it's a pretty hot piece, i keep HPs in it and one strip loader on me at all times
the fit in the palm, for my hands at least is extremely comfortable, point/hip shooting is very natural feeling
alum frame has some kick though but i carry it more than i actually shoot people, so the lightweight thing is a real bonus
>>5722586
Self hatred will never let you find happiness anon. Nobody's saying you have to celebrate being trans, but at least try to see your identity as something more than a medical condition.
>>5722605
Because fuck you.
You literally have the most subjective aspect of the law:
Has, based on the results of investigation, “good and substantial reason” to carry a handgun, including a finding that the permit is “necessary as a reasonable precaution against apprehended danger.”
Required Documents:
1. The applicant should submit a notarized letter stating the reasons why he is applying for a permit
2. Completed application
So basically you have to ask the state permission to have a conceal carry permit.
>>5722604
clean as in no STDs
>>5722610
>Nobody's saying you have to celebrate having cancer, but at least try to see your fatal condition as something more than a medical condition.
It's not self hatred, it's being realistic
>>5722606
You can only hurt children by being involved with them. You know this. You've already chosen the wrong side. Why not just kill yourself now and spare the world your petty drama? You won't be able to be able to teach children anything about brainwashing when you're indoctrinated yourself
>>5722613
What are you guys cleaning though?
i feel like a whore rn
just
>>5722615
There's no similarity between terminal cancer and being trans. Why would you even draw the comparison?
>>5722614
>>5722607
hm nice it seems really nice im p jelly desu
ill get one in 1.5 years though!
i kinda wanna CC now though for protection but if i could manage myself with no weapons im detroit im not sure what im scared of in portland lmao
>>5722612
unconstitutional
>>5722619
did you do something slutty?
or were you fooled into doing something you didnt want to
if the former, you probably are a whore
if the latter, you're not
>>5722620
What if u have both?
>Paying for my HRT with based Shkreli's credit card.
Ayy lmao.
>>5722619
What happened? Are you okay?
>>5722621
i got both the gun and the speedstrips as gifts, literally got handed them one day when a friend left state
i've had a few encounters before i got it that made me want to carry, but after getting it i've only had to flash it once
i live in a shitty ghetto so lol
i could have sworn i saw a pic of you holding a snub though
>tfw injection gets done flawlessly with a minute or two with no bleeding or pain
>tfw breast pain less than five minutes after injection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfoxsfhi-kk
>>5722627
trip off rawr
>>5722630
kill urself lole
>>5722627
Is it really that good? Im going for one soon
>>5722589
OK, I'm on my way now.
>>5722626
replica and its not a sub-compact its just a revolver with a snub nosed
>>5722623
Then you drew a really shitty hand in life and for that I'm truly sorry ;_;
>>5722627
HEY
ARE YOU THE GIRL WHO INTRODUCED ME TO S U R F I N G ?
>tfw developing a crush on someone already in a relationship
>>5722635
Are you an accurate shooter?
>>5722639
Stop it.
Stop it.
>>5722640
i dont think ive shot guns enough to really know
im gonna spend a lot of money/time at the range in a few weeks once i get a job tho desu
>>5722635
I want to CC the S&W Governor
>>5722634
pls do I miss u
>>5722637
PROBABLY NOT, WHAT IS S U R F I N G?
>>5722641
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
>>5722639
Steal their heart and achieve dominance over their partner.
>>5722635
pretty hot frame regardless
yeah though i do keep the legal risk of having a gat on me in mind all the time though. there were times when i was really careless but confident at the same time, and had to walk a few miles at night carrying quarters of grass
i don't do that shit no mo but it was good tranny chest hair to put on
how the fuck did you handle yourself in detroit empty handed? i always carried a big knife before i got my gun
u got any shooting experience?
>haha what sort of idiot would check the temperature of this molten fucking wax before pouring it over themselves. Hahaha, not me that would be for dorks.
I am stupid and also very sore :c
>>5722642
Alright, can you train me mate?
I need a gun to protect myself, hunt dangerous/delicious animals and keep the Queen out of my face.
Holy shit I can't tell if this 15mil martinshkreli thing is real
>>5722647
http://youtu.be/0SMgUlZrQ-o
awooo AWOOO
>>5722649
I've got some pretty good competition desu
I called martins phone lol mailbox full
>>5722657
I stole a girl away from her IRL boyfriend for an LDR. Impossible feats can be done (But aren't always a good idea).
>>5722648
ROCAFELLA RECORDS, BABY
WE GET DOWN, BABY
WE GET DOWN
>>5722639
Congratulations YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!
>>5722651
>molten wax
was it just candle wax or like did you get some fuckin
molten metal ass shit
>>5722639
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>5722660
That sounds like a really horrible thing to do. I don't think I like you anymore.
Happy Valentines day girls
I love you all
Even if you dont have a working gt
>>5722660
that's fucked up
>>5722639
tfw it's probably my gf cause all her attention has been on someone else lately
>>5722671
it's probably not.
>>5722669
Happy Valentines day chaseranon
>>5722669
im about to jerk off my 7.5 inches gt
i want to OC a deagle
how much trouble would i get in on a daily basis if i did that in portland?
>>5722652
>not fighting and dying for Queen and country
sorry i only support true anglo-saxons
>>5722650
a little
and idk detroit isnt REALLY as bad as they say, i think ive been in more crazy sitautions with homeless people/bums in portland that i ever had in detroit
most of detroit's problems is gangs and if you know the area you're good and i know detroit VERY well like i havent' been there in almost a year but i could still go around and like drive and know all the routes and how to get around
dunno man 313 born and raised motown hmu
>>5722660
being a homewrecker makes u feel like a god but it never works out desu
>>5722663
like hair waxxing wax that I just accidentally grossly overheated this time.
>>5722670
>>5722667
His fault. I mean yeah it was shitty but it's not like I literally stole her. He was neglecting her and she got a thing for me.
>>5722660
That guy must've been a fucking pylon if that happened
>>5722672
where'd you meet?
>>5722680
kageshi
>>5722669
This stopped being a holiday to me during middle school when no one got me a card. I was hurt but I realized how little it mattered.
>>5722669
I want to feed you your first tit tacs over a candlelit dinner.
>>5722676
>being a homewrecker makes u feel like a god but it never works out desu
It didn't yeah. I messed up and the distance was pretty dumb for some teenagers anyway. She ended up back with the guy and I carried on.
>>5722679
See >>5722678 He wasn't being much of a boyfriend in the first place lol.
>>5722675
While I don't wanna it.I'm a true trans chaser and I only romance non agp girls
>>5722678
Oh, okay. That's understandable.
>>5722685
Am I trutrans???
>>5722676
>OC a deagle
dude lol ive packed my friends .357 DE before
shit's hilarious and cool but for a tiny tranny it's a weight. 357 DE is a great gun though, shot it a lot
> i think ive been in more crazy sitautions with homeless people/bums
yep, same here
>most of detroit's problems is gangs and if you know the area you're good and i know detroit VERY well like i havent' been there in almost a year but i could still go around and like drive and know all the routes and how to get around
i guess growing up as part of the cast of the wire teaches you some real street nigga shit tho yeh?
if u srsly wanna OC a gun for practical reasons though choose wisely and shoot the fuck out of it
my snub is super comfortable and i haven't even shot it much yet, but it's one of those guns that you get a natural feel for super duper quickly. desu i think you get that more from revolvers than autos but a longslide 1911 is my BABY
>one day
>>5722685
I dont understand what you're trying to say
Are you calling me AGP for jerking my dick?
Truetrans still jerk off o:
>>5722675
>7.5 inches gt
please post unsee??
>>5722666
just me bein me I guess.
I need to find best way to be able to sleep all throughout v day so i dont get sad for being a loser... Suggestions?
>>5722696
Grow up and stop letting social dependency make you feel bad about yourself.
>>5722696
Stay up until people start waking up, take sleeping meds, don't eat anything. Deprive your body of energy basically and you wont have issues sleeping.
Better yet would be spending it with friends or fellow losers, you don't gotta bear sadness alone, or even be sad in the first place.
>>5722694
u wanna see my gt bb?
>>5722689
i can just imagine how the liberal yuppies here would FLIP if they saw some qt lil tiny girl open carrying a fucking deagle like holy shit lmfao would be great
ehh yeah i mean i know what to look out for and shit and i know how to tell people to go fuck themselves in way that doesnt get me stabbed, i mean my life was probably more akin to the cast of sopranos but the wire was right next to me and i was there ALL THE TIME
if i do OC ill probably get a tiny snub and get a boot holster though
>>5722639
you're attractive enough to take them away so fuck it go for it
>>5722696
>so I dont get sad for being a loser
>sleeping the entire day
does not compute
>>5722698
Oh... Was it to someone special?
>>5722701
Dont have alot of friends in the real desu and itll prolly make me feel more like shit, i do plan to fast and sleep tho ill get something good
>>5722703
are you entirely sure? are you 100% sure?
>>5722709
You're pretty darn cute desu
>>5722709
being a homewrecker never works out because if the person is willing to leave someone they love for you then when they get bored of you they'll do the same
trust me
but if you just wanna go in and not take shit seriously and just do it for the sex and companionship and cut your losses when she does go nuts sure why not
just always be prepared
>>5722702
yo lmao i wanna come to portland at some point. i don't have that eagle anymore but i wanna pick up a 6inch bar model 27 naw mean?? i like big boys ;)) desu a light frame snub with hollows, to me, has the same strain on ya as shootin a 357 DE. thats just what it feels like to my body though
ehh soprano ass niggas, corner niggas, same shit different skin color lmao
>boot holster
hell yeah those are excellent. i used to jam my snub down my old pair of boots in place of a holster
>tfw will never be able to afford EES
>>5722695
First a homeless girl
Then another homeless girl
Now a person who's already in another relationship
Are you just doing this for the attention?
>>5722702
yes post gt
>>5722713
they're in an LDR and I live in like the next city from them
>>5722713
This is some pretty good advice right here.
Also if their willingness to leave arises from an issue in their current relationship they might want to go back too.
You might also feel kinda shitty. There's some weird sense of accomplishment but at the same time it's a dick move that you're also kind of ashamed of it.
I was just joking about the whole thing in the first place but don't feel like your attractiveness is holding you back. It might win you some points, actually.
>>5722717
okay first of all.
she was homesless (past tense)
she wasn't homeless
it's an open relationship ish
no (and yes)
>>5722706
nah
someone from soc
>>5722691
Trying to say its not about the dick baby
Its about those lovely trans eyes and wide hips ;)
>>5722720
>don't feel like your attractiveness is holding you back. It might win you some points, actually.
this
my bf loves everything about my appearance i'm insecure about, in a way that doesn't make me feel like a tool
actual acceptance is fucking gold
i really lucked out meeting someone who could like my imperfections in the first place
>>5722723
Well theres your problem
>>5722719
oh
thats a completely different situation then
if they're in a LDR and you live near them then just fucking go for it dude, nobody takes LDR's with people they have never met seriously at the end of day. pounce on that puma dude
>>5722718
what will u do for me
>>5722720
nah the girl is in a ldr with presumably someone she's never met
she might as well not be in a relationship at all desu
>>5722714
lol that sounds p dangerous just puttin it in ur boot lmao
ye portland is nice i mean its pretty amazing for what it is but the people here are kinda fucks sometimes
cascadia just has a really WEIRD culture i think
come to 503 we go shootin sometime in the mountains
>>5722727
Pretty jelly desu but I'm happy for you anon
>>5722715
You've got big eyes tho, Kiwi
>>5722720
Technically my ex could have been considered stolen. He broke up with his girlfriend because we were way closer than he was to her, and we started dating like 2 weeks later.
Reason I mention this is that relationship lasted almost 4 years. It can work out, it just doesn't happen often.
>>5722723
>she was homesless
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS AMY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS THIS THE THIRD ONE?
>>5722734
tfw no anime eyes
>That bloodbath of a debate
>Pablo finally dropping
>"All the memes are wrong"
>Shkreli getting memed on
What an amazing weekend.
>>5722739
no. the original homeless girl was homeless but isn't any more
>>5722731
>lol that sounds p dangerous just puttin it in ur boot lmao
not really, i keep it decocked and the hammer on an empty chamber, which meant 4 rounds when i was doing that. it was just a bit uncomfortable and limiting but not dangerous tbqh
the people here are fucks all the time lmao and i can appreciate any culture that aint ghettotrash
>come to 503 we go shootin sometime in the mountains
ill take you up on that if i can get my ass to portland this year finally
I think it's that time of night where I lay in bed and imagine someone actually loves me, goodnight /mtfg/!
>>5722738
Getting in a new relationship because of distance I think is pretty reasonable. I remember in my first ever LDR my boyfriend and I both agreed if we met someone IRL we'd go for them without any hard feelings. We only lasted a week though lol.
>>5722743
>Kuppy's eyes look more feminine than mine and she's pre-HRT
jdimsa
>>5722731
ill show you mine its 8in and im white
>>5722748
>hormones change eyes
this is what hons believe
>>5722747
I didn't mean physical distance, I meant emotional distance. We all lived in the same city. We simply got on better than he did with her
I guess I was a homewrecker..come to think of it.
>>5722747
>imagine someone actually loves me
My favourite fantasy, that will never be true
>>5722740
rate m eyes
>>5722746
ye itll be fun
ghettotrash culture is awful but somehow i can respect it in a outside peering in sorta way
>>5722751
idk man if i wanna see nice dick i can see nice dick so that offer isnt really all that elusive
>>5722754
>crying girl with glasses
yes
>>5722761
i can't respect it after dealing with that bullshit lmao
the ebonics have stuck with me though
>>5722760
Don't start with me Kuppy, you're going to find someone who loves you. If I could do it then you sure as shit can.
>>5722761
ass then
>>5722743
I'm so jealous of your eyes lmao
top cute
>>5722761
Wouldcuddle/10
>>5722765
No one has so far
No one in Australia would want to date a tranny
>>5722761
>I'm wearing the exact same shirt as yummy
>>5722769 Post pic please
>>5722769
Lots of people would!
>>5722769
>pre hrt teenager
>buhhhh no one will ever love me behhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
>>5722748
>>5722767
Thanks
They are a lot more masculine with my eyebrows, that's why I'm covering them. I need to get them fixed
>>5722773
Not atm
though if you scroll up, you can at least find my eyes
>>5722774
idk
maybe I could find love in Melbourne, where everyone isn't a bloody bogan-esque cunt
>>5722775
I'm sure they will, I'm just overly exaggerating most likely
Wtf is going on i am so confused
brb going out with meme teem 4 a late night ketchup run
>>5722766
how nice is your ass?
>>5722764
ya me too lmao
when i get pissed or im out of it i talk like a down home right nigga from 313
>>5722771
lets have sex WITH plaid on
>>5722768
i probably wouldnt cuddle with you unless ur a grill chaser
>>5722780
vomit
>>5722777
Get on hrt ya doofus
>>5722766
i have hers, if you post your dick in the thread ill post it
>tfw eternal boy mode
>>5722779
Yeah, but it looks like your brow itself is super good.
You should go get ya eyebrows done :3
>you don't have huge squishy tits
>subtly not so subtly dropping hints
guess I'm going for it then
>>5722774
I have an entire folder of them!!
>>5722787
>le tranny attention maymay
>>5722779
If that's what it takes, but idk if that's even necessary. You stumble into love by accident most of the time.
>>5722785
>cyba_teknik
Why the new name? Is this your teknik email?
>>5722781
Hmmmmm I'm full man biscum what kik and location
I'm not really into sexual stuff but really love effction and real girls hate cuddles
>>5722793
Believe me, I don't pass. I wore that shirt out without a bra let it drop off my shoulder, and our friend still misgendered me all night. Maybe it's my gravelly airborne soldier voice
>>5722791
I'm just going to pad out my crying anime girls folder if you don't mind. You can never have too many crying anime girls.
>>5722799
>full man
Maki?
>>5722781
unsee.
cc/tipogedu/
idk you tell me
and post gt
>>5722787
how the fuck are you 39 and look 18
>>5722803
Do it, Anon
I need more crying anime girls pls
>All that Pablo delaying
>It's finally is out
>Fantano dying in a car accident
>Animal Collecting leak
>Shkreli getting scammed
/mu/ is exploding.
who /up doing homework/ here
>>5722787
Alpha as fuk
>>5722786
unsee
cc
dagorepi/
>>5722806
Nose bleeds?
>elanna is tripless posting crying anime girls again
>>5722804
oh god where do you live
>>5722810
Well
I should be
>>5722787
dat stache
>>5722819
There isn't any. But this is how it feels when you snort molly desu
>>5722803
>You can never have too many crying anime girls.
2true
>>5722822
What?
>>5722824
What?
when is mtfg gonna get good again?
>>5722808
Another for the collection. I need to at least keep a few for myself though ;~;
>>5722814
I'm sorry, if it counts for anything I'm not sad right now, just hopelessly bored.
>>5722828
it is now thanks to that rare momojojojojoo
>>5722828
It's probably just gonna get worse
>>5722829
I need more tho
>>5722828
No going back at this point
>>5722828
When Yume leaves and the trump meme dies
>>5722832
I call bottom!
>>5722835
where in it? if its close to me i can be your yume tonight
>>5722812
Wow I'm turned on now
>>5722836
can i top you ;w;
>>5722841
I thought we were to distribute the anime girls equally?
>>5722837
>i can be your yume tonight
>>5722838
Guess it'll just stick to lewdness.
>>5722840
Just buy the drugs!!
>>5722844
Posting selfies hasn't generally ended well when I've done it
>>5722851
b-but muh capitalism
muh meme economies ;~;
>>5722854
fiiiiiiine
>>5722743
10/10
qt and passing eyes
>>5722761
dangerous/10
>tfw still unpassing eyes
m-maybe more time on hormones ;~;
tfw no satori
;_;
>>5722836
>being bugghurt
wew lads nys
>>5722860
Geez, Rick, "Do drugs! Don't don't do drugs?!" You're sending me mixed messages, Rick!
>>5722863
>>5722862
yous eyes don't pass? my eyes don't pass then fuck
http://strawpoll.me/6813466
>>5722871
Don't hurt yourself, Sheen.
>>5722869
I like your eyes
>>5722871
just fucking stop jesus christ. do something about your life instead of putting this shit up
excuse me where is the yume cock
i posted my dick and ass you fucking faggots
>>5722880
>wanting to see chode
what is wrong with you people
>tfw shitposting on company time
God bless graveyard shifts
>>5722880
i went out to get some food and ketchup so i didnt see
post it again
>>5722880
>being this thirsty over a 5x6 dick
m8
>>5722871
i accidentally voted yes and i cant change it
>>5722875
tk kupps
>>5722880
i didn't see the dick wanna trade? mine is... interesting
>>5722883
>ketchup
yume confirmed for being kayla
>>5722887
DELETE THIS
>>5722890
soooo
you
and
vektroid
fuked?
>>5722892
okay thats really nice
gimmie something to link it to you on, dont feel like posting it publically rn
ty
Does anyone else have this problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HmI_NGOw9Y
>>5722886
you should get your eyebrows done
they'll really bring out your eyes properly
>>5722892
>tfw ywn be a skinny futa
>>5722892
prepared to be disappointed
>>5722894
being cute? no
>>5722894
same
>5 hour skype call with crush
>we went on okay cupid and made me a profile and had me find her profile and answer half of all the questions she .
>we have so much in common
>but she's going to see her LDR in like a week.
why do I do this to myself.
come on march, come faster.
>>5722332
Bump 2
Electric boogaloo
>>5722913
i think i gave you pretty good advice
>>5722918
yo i fucked up i used this shitty site that doesn't let me reply back
[email protected]
and ya its legit
>>5722906
unsee cc/gitu sora/
Told you fags I have vitiligo
>>5722332
>would it be a good idea to make a Kickstarter for plushies that have springs in the limbs so they can hug you back
I dont think you understand springs very well
>>5722921
idk what that is but id suck that dick
>>5722922
Springs can be used to give the arms a rest position in a hugging pose, so that they can be bent away from the torso and then hug the user once they've pressed themself up against the torso.
>>5722910
Because you're clingy and latch onto whoever shows you a a shred of affection?
>>5722924
I can't get very hard right now cuz i am cold
I NEED DICK
>>5722926
oh yeah, that.
>>5722927
do you need me to come over and warm you up~
yume and cyba
both of you fucking faggots fuck me
spitroast
god damnit
>>5722932
Post pics then. Or were you anon from earlier?
>>5722933
yes im big dick futa with the white ass
time to listen to the new kanye west album
>>5722936
20 west virgina
>>5722937
fuck this shit lmao
[email protected]
i can REPLY with this
KANYE
YOU
DID
IT
AGAIN
HOW
>>5722940
>>5722940
>>5722940
>>5722940
>>5722940
newthread
>>5722941
dude...