mtfg anno edition

Of couurse new thread right as I post again. Hommeeee though~ ^^

Its been 4 years since Im in total denial.
Yay for me.

more like "the time to eat a bullet is now"

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>tfw no bf or gf to cuddle

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feeet

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>>5719643
that definitely works

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Alternatiely you can take a webcam pic in a more degenerate position like this one. This is basically porn tho if you do this.
>>5719659
Exactly

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>>5719544
>>5719549
Soles? More like holes

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>>5719669
POST SOLES

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>>5719672

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>>5719581
Of course they're pajamas, praise Slaanesh.

>>5719595
Soles are the goals, got it.
Alright, Ill try again and do that, Im gonna take a shower first though.

>>5719601
My webcam has garbage resolution but it might work, Ill try it. Well see what I get.
And yay, we can be butt rubbing buddies.

>>5719606
I wish I could, I rarely am able to get my hands on it.

>>5719664
I wish I had the guts to do porn and make loads of money.

i had a very bad hurting in my eyes and they were red for 3 days.
Could that happend because I spent 3 days crying non-stop? Or should I go to the doctor?
I bought some eye drops yesterday and I feel a bit better

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Let's dispel this myth once and for all that Kayla doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she is doing: she is undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like /cd/. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg// the greatest general on 4chan.

>>5719684
I always forget porn rakes in shittons of money

>>5719684
I wish i had the body for it. And the guts. Yea.
>>5719688
Talking negative about another candidate is easy. Lets talk more about why we should elect you and less about why we shouldn't elect kayla. What is it you will do to make mtfg great again?
>>5719686
You'll probably be fine unless you're bleeding.

>>5719684
Doesn't take guts so much as just a very strong nerve it wears on you mentally.

>>5719691
Depends on what you're doing essentially.

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Let's dispel this myth once and for all that Yume doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she is doing: she is undergoing a systematic effort to change this general and make it more like [s4s]. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes /mtfg// the greatest general on 4chan.

>>5719688
We can't seriously elect Yume, she's a chaser.

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>>5719698
> tfw "make X great again"

I quit cutting myself, its been around 6months
Im buying a gun this month

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>>5719688
To victory

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>>5719704
Let's dispel this myth once and for all that Yume is a femboy.

>>5719688
post your butt please

>>5719688
Transbians aren't much better then cross dressers tbqhfamdesu

>>5719703
Wtf is s4s anyway

>>5719688
>/mtfg/
>"the greatest general on 4chan"

this general is 4chan's Jerry Springer desu

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I just made an AniList account, should I convert 7 years of MAL over or start a fresh list?

>>5719706
noice

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Let's dispel this myth that I know exactly what I'm doing. I have no idea what I'm doing. If I am elected, I will continue to have no idea what i'm doing and likely grind everything into fecal matter.

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>>5719716
ur a transbian

>>5719721
Why? Mal is fine.

transbians are crossdressers

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>>5719737
Just feel like a change, want to try something new. I'll probably still update my MAL anyways.

>>5719743
i dont dress in women's clothes tho

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>>5719732
No im a boy, shut up I'll fight you

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new glasses today I can finally see w/o squinting yay

>>5719781
wreck this

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>>5719649
To be my toy?
>>5719660
You're a good slut for me Remy~
>>5719684
God I really wanna try it pretty bad. I'll never stop looking for it.

>>5719703
woh, don't knock essforce okay. it's a comfy board

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>these threads sometimes

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>>5719794
>forgetting trip

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>>5719728
Got my vote

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http://strawpoll.me/6808991

http://strawpoll.me/6808991

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>tfw nobody to talk with

>>5719688
Vote Yume

How many times can I reheat pizza?

I had this pizza from yesterday that I reheated this morning and there's one slice left which I want to reheat again.

>>5719839
if you reheat in an oven, infinitely

>>5719839
Man up and just eat it cold you pussy.

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>get my dead ends cut on my hair
>I lost four inches
>my hair is so fucking short now.


I am crying because now I have short guy length hair

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Tfw never make the cut

i was deleting some people from skype to who i dont talk to.
Now I dont have any contacts, why even keep using skype.
why have i keep logging into skype the last 6 months?

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>>5719691
Yeah it does, but I wouldn't be able to face my family if I did that.

>>5719698
I have the body, but not the guts. My parents raised me better then that...

>>5719702
I can't take mental strain at all, so yeah bad idea for me.

>>5719790
Ive never hit the kaleidoscope hallucinations, but damn I want to. I cant take heavy hallucinations though, I lack the mental fortitude.

>>5719728
Best canidate yet.
>Not voting Diana
Ishygddt

>>5719834
Hi Kuppy.

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>>5719850
it grows back. Don't worry senpai

>>5719857
Hey Moap
What's going on?

>>5719848
Cold pizza is disgusting.

>>5719847
Okay cool. I did, reheating in the microwave is also disgusting.

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>>5719853
Same thing pretty much happened to me not long ago. Now you can grow it out to something different

>>5719859
FOUR INCHES IS 8 MONTHS


;-:

iT BARELY GOES ABOVE MY BELLY BUTTON NOW.

What are you doing for valentines tomorrow mtfg?

I was going to see skull shit l and got to a restaurant but then my spouse decided we should do it monday instead when it'll be less busy.

>>5719868
I wasnt talking bout seppuku, was referencing strawpolls and circlejerk pics

>>5719770
*pins your wrists together above your head against a wall*
now what

>>5719874
rip. My hair grows pretty fast

>>5719868
>>5719850

>>5719878
my mistake

>>5719867
Maybe you should ask mommy to cut it for you in tiny pieces so you don't have to chew.

>>5719883
melly is just fat and unhealthy so it grows slow

>>5719884
Its ok

I ain't hugboxing this. I don't really need encouragement or anything but I just want to vent a bit and get it out of my system.

I'm officially broke. I still haven't heard anything from the Booz allen place, I've budgeted myself down to an average of less than 8 dollars a day which I stretched from december 15th all the way until now. However there's still no word about the job and I probably won't have any income for the next week and a half. I got fuck all and I don't know what to do now. This is kind of the final fuck you from Maryland in my opinion.

I'm done.
Just... I'm done.

>>5719888
Trips make it true only quads can kill anon now

>>5719867
What the fuck is a toaster oven

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>>5719857
I already can't face my family :P nothing to lose, I guess.

>>5719886
I don't live with my mummy though.

>>5719902
No idea. Probably something dumb.

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>>5719860
Trying to figure out how to work a sewing machine, its going not terribly.

>>5719867
>tfw eating cold pizza makes you vomit
>tfw eating freshly cooked warm pizza still makes you vomit sometimes

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>>5719664
didn't you have curly hair? did you straighten it? am I just high again?

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>>5719880
im going to use my man strength to... Ok yah I'm pretty fucked

>>5719910
I'll come over and shoe you
be right there

>>5719912
shoot milk at her!

>>5719912
a-are you blushing

>>5719913

> shoe you
sounds kinky

>>5719916
everyone knows breast milk doubles as a weapon

need more lewd answers for science

http://strawpoll.me/6803497
http://strawpoll.me/6803497
http://strawpoll.me/6803497
http://strawpoll.me/6803497

>>5719894
What about unemployment insurance?

>>5719923
what if I refuse to take 5 without being able to swallow one?

>>5719918
Everything makes me blush tbdesu

>>5719910
What are you sewing?

>>5719913
>>5719922
damn audiocarrot I meant show

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How to become cute enough for a bf or gf?

>>5719925
I haven't been getting it because I get army pension.

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>>5719857
Having the body must be nice anyway.
>>5719911
That isn't me. I have curly hair.

>>5719934
You already are, you just need to come here.

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>>5719923
why?

>>5719931
s-stop shooting your breast milk at me
*also blushes*

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>>5719913
Help me Sheen, you're my only hope!
Honestly I think Im starting to get it, reading the instructions does help.

>>5719923
>Not choosing 51 or more
Ishygddt

>>5719932
Nothing, Im just trying to figure out how the machine works atm. If I can get the the thing to work Ill probably just do some basic stuff on scrap cloth and then call it a night

>>5719937
oh.. good luck then..

>>5719941
All women are whores

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>>5719939
Here?

>>5719945
Good luck

>>5719951
r00d

>>5719952
here

>>5719790
;3

>>5719951
I guess everyone here is chaste in that case.

>>5719960
O-okay

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>>5719658
Ugh I'm feeling that hard today.

>>5719975
What about your neckbeard erp-ing buddy kiwi?

>>5719975
At least the world is ending today
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYndBvhz8hU

I hope I get a qt post apocalyptic bf

>>5719990
Damn
I never got to be a girl

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>>5719982
We split.
>>5719990
I've been ready for this moment all of my life.

>>5719997
Just scour the wastelands for guzzlene and hrt like me and Anna and kt8

>>5720004
HRT would be a very rare resource
I may have to kill you and a few others for it

tfw you take a picture that you kinda like and almost think you're sorta qt in and it's terrible because you know you can never actually live up to that one single image

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35571868

This is basically breaking news and very important. Supreme court Justice Scalia has died. He tried blocking pretty much every pro lgbt decision.

>>5720010
how do you suppose we celebrate?

>>5720010
>He tried blocking pretty much every pro lgbt decision
He will be missed.

>>5720010
I hate to be a cynic but he'll just be replaced by another that does the same thing.

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>>5720010
>Obama's getting another justice
JUST

>>5720006
You don't have to kill me I will gladly share and we can all kill to secure it
Do not become addicted to HRT it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

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>friend has moved on to physical abuse, not just emotional abuse anymore
>she made up with me and is being really sweet now
>the cycle of abuse goes on
>she's stronger than me

T-thanks HRT

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>>5719953
Thanks, Ive hit a snag. Sheen needs to get over here and help my dumbass out.

>>5719958
I'm cynical, sorry.

>>5720006
Im prepared to castrate myself in an apocalypse world.

>>5720019
The president selects justices.

>>5720030
Man up nigga.

>>5719941
0 wasn't an option so i put 51+

>>5719781
autism is real

>>5720010
Could things improve for American LGBT people now?

>>5720026
>Share
That's half that doesn't go to me

>>5720032
Yeah
Castration would be a good choice in an apocalypse
Not like your gonna need your genitals intact anymore

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Sometimes I feel like I might be dead soon.
But I know it gave me something to believe.

>>5720010
It seems weird that US judges are allowed to be that political. And that Obama can appoint one who's more in agreement with his views.

>>5720040
b-but I don't want to have to kill you if I come across you ;~;

>>5720057
Every president does it. It's a basic assumption that at least one judge will die under each dominant party and that it will then be an even split due to longevity issues.

>>5720058
You gotta do what you gotta do to survive

what do you all think? should men be "lucky" to being a tranny home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2IhpcMZ6A

>>5720010
>ywn have a pro-gun pro tranny judge
>>5720007
pls teach me how. i want to feel this feel.

>>5720057
President chooses, the Senate has to approve. Seeing how this is an election year and the Republicans control Congress its possible it could be delayed until 2017 when there could be a Republican president.

>>5720063
yeah I know
I'll make sure to bury you if I have time ,_,

>>5720068
Who says you're gonna kill me first?

>>5720064
>should men be "lucky" to being a tranny home?
Well we are like unicorns.

>going to see ff in concert tonight
>see set list
>most of it is meh
http://ffnewworld.com/#tour-schedule

Like what the hell

>>5720064
Erm, if by "tranny" it means "me as a person" then yes I want a guy to feel lucky to bring me home. But not because I'm trans, because of who I am.

>>5720065
>pls teach me how. i want to feel this feel.

i don't know how it happened so i can't teach it, it was just kind of a dumb accident

>>5720033
vote trump

>>5720064
>tfw not a tranny home

>>5720032
>Thanks, Ive hit a snag. Sheen needs to get over here and help my dumbass out.
I'm swimming as fast as I can
the pacific ocean isn't exactly small

>>5720070
because you are small and cute and I'm a gorilla man

>>5720064
the problem is, none of you look like this woman in the video. this woman deserves all the respect by looking good, but most of you are a joke.

>>5720097
pussy on the pedastal?

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>wake up
>best friend sent me a snap
>open it
>selfie with the "will you be my galentine" filter
>don't know if it's a mass snap or a joke or what cause he has a gf
>send pic related as a response
>spaghetti/10
fml

>>5720097
>>5720097
>chaser opinions
Protip; most cis women don't look like that

>>5720101
sure, call it whatever pejorative term you want if it makes you feel better. attractive and passing transgender women are accepted. do you think they would have one of you creatures doing this type of video?

>>5720108
We get it chaser/kayla

>>5720108
no, the daily mail would just get a diversity of non white minorities and show how progressive their vlogs are by asking awkward questions most people wouldn't think to ask :^)

>>5720107
most cis women aren't attractive and feminine?

>>5720102
u missed out on a golden opportunity

>>5720108
But attractiveness is subjective

>>5720116
Most are cis but not attractive. Most cis girls are average at best

>>5720113
not kayla or a chaser. just someone who looks decent and looks down on most of you unpassing and unattractive trannies.

>>5720114
political correctness is cancerous.

>>5720119
to do what anon

>>5720123
find true love

>>5720096
I'm not small
I'm 5'11"
wbu?

>>5720122
I smell bait.
Prove your attractive with a timestamp pic....oh wait, you can't

>>5720120
that's such a loop hole for an ugly person to say, keep clinging on to that "beauty is subjective" shit thinking someone out there "might" find you bearable. but really, once it gets past the universal standard it can be subjective.

a lot of cis women are attractive, proportionately they are far more desired than people like you for a reason.

>>5720116
most western women sure. Asians look great into their 50s.

>>5720122

okay kayla

>>5720129
But there is no universal standard.

>>5720128
bait for what? i'm cis and i look good. i know this without the approval of 4chan trannies.

>>5720129
Procreation?

>>5720136
you're the one making the claim bro

>>5720126
>5'11"
>Not small
Yeah, okay whatever you say Womanly Tears.

>>5720125
I've already found true love, but the problem is that he doesn't love me back, he's dating a real girl who can give him more than a shitty imitation like me could ever dream of

>>5720131
cis women > tranny women
ask any sane non-deranted, non-4chan addicted person and they would tell you the same.

>>5720134
not kayla

>>5720135
but there are beauty pageants. you can be dismissive of them all you want since someone like you could never make it there, but the fact of a matter is they still exist.

>>5720140
m8 I'm 5'1"
5'11" is britty tall

>>5720126
5'9" with giant arms hands and shoulders

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>tfw suicide is work
You should just be able tell your brain you wanna die hard enough and die.

Proof there's no God

>>5720149
17 inch shoulders pham

>>5720010
Panic and buy all the anmo while its in stock

>>5720148
Face the facts, anyone under six feet is basically an inferior midget.

>>5720148
Why do I always forget tripcode

>>5720137
ask me about something more interesting.

>>5720138
there is no burden of proof here. you only think there is because you are fighting a war against your own self-esteem.

>>5720136
>cis people trolling trans people
You sure are winning at life :^)

>>5720147
>but there are beauty pageants. you can be dismissive of them all you want since someone like you could never make it there, but the fact of a matter is they still exist.

That's your answer?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Please tell me you aren't serious about this?

>>5720147
Would you rather a faithful Asian Waifu or a feminist western 'partner'? :^)

>>5720158
Raising a family with children you can bear? Its not like some of us here wouldn't want that if given an option in life.

>>5720155
post feet

>>5720162
how about a tall strong domineering aryan husband?

>>5720148
I'm 5'0

>>5720159
>Posting in here
>Cisgender

Thats no way to welcome future tripfags

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>>5720167
Fuck off anon

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>>5720071
Depressed self-harming unicorns, so completely unlike unicorns.

>>5720170
I would like that.. shame I'm a broken mess

>>5720173
>"cis" "girl" posts in tranny thread
>doesn't post feet
no, YOU fuck off

>>5720159
>You sure are winning at life :^)
of course i am, i am cis and not a tranny like you.

>Hahahahahahahahaha
yes, there are international beauty pageants where they rank individual attractiveness according to globally accepted customs. sorry you are being dismissive, but a 4chan tranny who will never get to embrace such a stage laughing at it is nothing more than pathetic and obviously riddled with bitter jealousy.

>>5720164
i'm not thinking about starting a family or getting married anytime soon. i'm still young and enjoying life.

>>5720181
>implying I have to post feet in a tranny thread
no, YOU post feet
or YOU can go

>>5720182
Whingie stop trolling all these poor people who don't know you. Next you'll going to start posting images from some poor girl's insta until I again catch you in a lie.

>>5720176
Yeah but we both got the one horn.

>>5720182
Your bait is really bad.
Why care about a stupid pagent, bro?
Most of those women who are in those pagents double digit iqs. They are the same intellectual level as a child with down syndrome

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>>5720181
She's best cis grill desu

>>5720186
you seem confused.

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>>5720182
> cis
> posting in tranny thread

feet first, then we talk.

>>5720185
you have made a powerful enemy today, my friend

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>>5720186
It isn't me but thanks for assuming :)

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>>5720194
kek
>>5720189
thanks senpai

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>>5720194
DEFEATING FOES IN BATTLE

>>5719781
Wow you're actually cute. You're going to be a pretty girl once you're on hrt longer. Don't let the rude anons get you down.

>>5720194
She has strong allies desu desu desu desu senpaitachi
>>5720196
That shoop

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>>5720187
But unicorn horns are sources of power and healing, not depression and anxiety (not to mention chaser magnets).

>>5720199
Or realistic ones.

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>>5720201
hi cutie :3
im running out of dope :C

>>5720188
see again you are thinking this is only a bait because it doesn't coincide with your absurd point of view. and again you are trying to belittle the cis women who are admired on a worldly stage for their level of attraction, which you will never get to as a man trannyfreak, by saying they are "stupid" which has nothing to do with the topic of discussion. you're doing nothing but revealing your own internal struggles and desperate desires to look as half as good as them by saying something like that.

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>>5720199
thanks anon that means alot c:

>>5720199
This samefag is hilarious

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>>5720206
Why you do dis. What happens when you run out?

>>5720188
Even if that were true, that doesn't make them any less attractive. And while it hurts just to think about it, some have both, smarts and looks. I know I certainly wish I had Miss World-grade looks to match my triple-niner IQ...

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>>5720148
>>5720171
>ywn be this short

>>5720201
>shoop
Mado pls

>>5720224
You don't want to be a manlet do you?

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>>5720218
>>5720207
>never get to as a man trannyfreak

>>jenna talackova

>>5720224
> 5'11"

am I doomed to be a hon? :(

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>>5720214
y do wat
i have no idea, probably bottomless misery

>>5720224
I hate being 5 foot.

>>5720233
Yes but not because of your height.

>>5720207
You don't even know why I look like
You're assuming too much dude

>>5720199
Just imagine how disgustingly ugly this person must be to have such low standards.

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>>5720040
Ive been told that if I tried it Id end up bleeding out but I think people are just saying that to scare me.

>>5720096
Can you pick me up an octopus on the way? I love octopi. I think I might be threading it right, I might be able to get it to work!

>>5720185
Getting a picture of my soles is hard.

>>5720231
>jenna talackova
she doesn't look like a tranny manfreak to me, just as carmen carrera looks great and is out there getting the administration she deserves. i doubt you look anything like them, not even close to their level.

>>5720249
Getting a picture of mine is near impossible

>>5720250
What consists of a tranny man freak?
Details please?

>>5720250
k, my appearance is completely besides the point. Just saying not all trans girls are "manfreaks". maybe there are a lot of "manfreaks" but there are ugly girls and hot girls too. don't tell me all cis girls look like international beauty pageant winners, cause they don't, nor do all trans girls look like Jenna or Carmen.

>>5720231
>started at 14

Jealous

>srs

eh. her dysphoria..

>>5720229
well, i would be cute by one measure at that height right?
>>5720233
ehhh, it might be more difficult, but you won't be as lovecraftian as me.
>>5720240
i'd trade 5'4" for 5' any day desu.
>>5720257
just be me desu.

>>5720243
it's hilarious. are you some the hidden gem who would be invited to compete on miss universe in a heartbeat if you personally didn't find the competitiveness and media exposure of universal standard in beauty insulting to your "intelligence"? i'm sure that's exactly the case, freak.

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>>5720227
Its a prank bro!!
>>5720234
Nnnooooos come here, we'll party till our hearts stop

>>5720249
Just find a piece of cloth and wrap it around the area, pretend it doesn't even exist

>>5720249
>Can you pick me up an octopus on the way? I love octopi. I think I might be threading it right, I might be able to get it to work!
you could have told me earlier I just swam past a giant one
sheesh
I like octopuseses too
I want one as a pet
>I think I might be threading it right, I might be able to get it to work!
ganbare!

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>>5719781
Is this real life? What are you even trying to do, because this is not how you transition sir. Disgusting beyond belief.

>>5720224
I'm 5'5" how do u feel now?

>>5720233
>tfw family is all 5'5 - 5'8
>im nearly 6'0
How the fuck does this happen

>>5720261
I would trade 5'4 for 5
Being under 5'4 sucks to be honest. Can't reach or see shit, and need a pillow to sit on to drive. Just like how amazons can't fit through anything

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>>5720257
First hit on Google.

>>5720257
look in the mirror and describe yourself.

>>5720259
but your appearance was never besides the point. that's where this conversation all began @ >>5720097

>>5720264
i want to ;~; i need road trip moneyyyyyyyyy and drug money >.<
bout to smoke a bowl

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>>5720257
Second hit on Google.

>>5720276
Ok so a goofy picture is freakish.
Check

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>tfw kissless virgin

>>5720266
Can you actually swim?

>>5720280
Why did Jenner get woman of the year again?

tfw small boobs

>>5720289
because she got surgery

/mtfg/ - cisgirls and femboys talking about how cool it is to abuse drugs

>>5720224
what is ywn?

>>5720287
Will you be my valentine lain?

>>5720261
Being stumpy does not make you cute, it just makes you stumpy.

>>5720283
5th hit on Google.

>>5720289
He paid for it. Cheaper than going to jail for manslaughter.

>>5720292
Your not wrong

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>>5720292
/mtfg/ in general desu senpai

>tfw waking up with dried tears on your cheek

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>>5720292
You forgot us hons...

>>5720204
Yeah, tranny pingas has a 50% chance of aids.

>>5720277
but whether or not I individually satisfy whatever standards you hold is completely irrelevant to whether or not you can condemn the entire transgender population as a "tranny manfreak". There's a huge variety in the way women look, whether they be cis or trans. Not all Cis women are hot shit, and not all trans women are hot shit, likewise not all cis women are ugly "manfreaks", and not all trans women are "manfreaks". in fact, most are just average, cis or trans, most people are just really really exceptionally non-exceptional.

>>5720307
Let me lick those tears away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K23_vkcsncA

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>>5720298
Forgot image.

>>5720307
i woke up in a still wet puddle of drool next to my boyfriend
he had his cock tucked into my thighs

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>>5720307
Aw..

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>>5720296
Sure but wasn't valentine yesterday?

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>>5720255
Getting a picture of me is petty easy.

>>5720265
Like before I cut it off?

>>5720266
Im sure youll pass another one... they can't be that rare.

>>5720290
>tfw small boobs

>>5720308
Are you finally admitting to being a hon?

>>5720311
the standards i hold are accepted by the world. hence, someone who looks like a woman could compete in a global stage for beauty because they look undeniably feminine and attractive. why are you bringing up ugly cis women like i am responsible for their existence? but i'm sure an ugly freak like you find comfort knowing there are indeed ugly cis women out there.

>>5720322
I always did. Hell, that's what the H stands for. I'll let you guess the other two, they're just as obvious.

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>>5720321
I haven't shown a picture of myself to anyone. The internet is a skurri place

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>>5720321
o-oh
yeah

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>>5720319
Valentine's day is Sunday qt pie, which is today for you I think.

>>5720300
Get the fuck out of this general, this isn't a circlejerk for you and your friends

>>5720318
>tfw nobody will hold you while you cry

>>5720332
Cis Female Hon

>>5720307
amy i was the anon sperging out about you i got too scared to add you on skype im sorry

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>>5720340
>this isn't a circlejerk for you and your friends
kek what friends

>>5720342
I would if I could, everyone needs that sometimes.

>>5720298
Protip: what the average cis female looks like

>>5720288
yes but I never have swum in an ocean or river

>>5720321
I hope so

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>>5720339
Oh okay, i've never done anything for valentine ever.

>>5720345
I wish... But nope. I'm not a detransitioned FtM troll.

>>5720288
sheen is the beach ball in the pool

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>>5720355
Forgot image

>>5720364
Beach balls float

>>5720355
Not as good as I do, which is kind of sad when I think about it, given I think I'm ugly...

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>>5720329
lmao, the fact you need to insult my appearance, without ever seeing me, to prop up your argument just goes to show that you have no point. Don't tell me that you can pick any cis girl off any street in any country and she could compete in an international beauty pageant. That's diminishing to the women that devote so much time, money and work to win those pageants.

It seems as though your conception of what women look like was formed in a very sheltered place. I would suggest going out to a local bar, club, farmer's market, museum, etc. and see what the general population of women looks like.

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>>5720355
>>5720365
Good thing no one I posted is one.

>>5720369
They all float down there.

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>>5720264
>Mado
I would never prank you mado baby

>tfw no mado valentine

>>5720365
that fucking smile made me laugh so hard

>>5720370
K E K
E
K

>>5720378
Britain has enough pedophiles and deranged people already.

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>>5720373
Ok well here's a another cis girl for you

>>5720358
Let's shitpost together tomorrow when I get home from work bb.

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>>5720334
Yeah, its wiser to never show the internet your pictures. Its too late for me though.

>>5720336
Right, yeah, that might work. I still think Id freak out. Hopefully I have friends who would hold me down and do it for me.

>>5720356
Sheen its working! I got it working! I made stitches with a sewing machine, its a miracle!

>>5720372
see again you are trivializing beauty by illustrating it as something that's unrealistic, all the attempting to paint a picture of a sheltered person when ironically you are the one who is coupled with anxiety in public situations from being a tranny freak. you can find comfort knowing there are other ugly freaks out there as an ugly freak yourself, not remember they are cis and you are a tranny. you are still beneath them.

>>5720388
pretty weak insult bro, but heres your (you) for trying

>>5720400
rip
I might just show a pic from my insta or something privately

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>>5720391
And here's a photo of the abominable snowman. With real woman for size comparison.

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I introduced mtfg to this gif.

>>5720272
I'm literally the tallest in my entire family. tf.

>>5720364
Nope but if I did swim in the ocean I would have to watch out for captain ahab

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>tfw tax returns filed
Yay money~ Might get laser with some of it.
>>5720412
T-that's a pretty big dick...

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>>5720409
here's actual 'average' cis women

>>5720404
lmao? why would I have anxiety in public situations? I'm pretty happy with my physical appearance, thanks though.

I'm not trivializing anything, i'm just saying your standards are that of international beauty pageant levels, which is apparenty to any sane person to be unrealistic to impose on every girl ever.

>>5720409
You're trying too hard bro.
Time to stop.
You shouldn't be wasting all the computer time that your mother have you :)

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>>5720397
Alright~

>>5720415
So am I. But I'm only 5'7".

>>5720420
>tfw no dick-kun to suck on

>>5720421
its all the same bitch wtf

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>>5720430
>tfw my little brother is much taller than me which makes him the tallest

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>>5720425

>>5720432
hi there
im pretty horny

>>5720421
Why is the Swedish girl white?

>Sheen its working! I got it working! I made stitches with a sewing machine, its a miracle!
hooray!
It's a valentine day miracle!
god bless us everyone!

>>5720356
Yeah but I mean actually swim not flail around or go slower than a snail with breaststroke.

>>5720441
Fact ffs cant fix hons

>>5720442
Wer u at? You'd have to be pretty fucking horny doe

>>5720422
i'm glad to hear you are mentally ill and socially inept enough to believe you are "happy" with how you look as someone who is born a man and pretending to be a woman. by the way, i never imposed the beauty pageant levels on anyone, you are only thinking that due to your own incompetence, all the while trying to find the lowest examples of people to compare yourself to - this is some pathetic way of being complacent. i simply reminded them that they do indeed exist @ >>5720147, when someone tried to tell me there is no universal standard for beauty.

>>5720444
kek r u sewing together a couple shower curtains to make a dress ur size?

>>5720441
You would think he'd be able to afford a stylist to dress him. Dressed so badly in every picture and always with a random out of place handbag.

>>5720460
You know guys don't pay attention to details like that.

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>>5720457
>trans people can't be happy
That's some nice autism :)

>>5720457
is the standard for beauty the same as breeding?

>>5720412
HOT
O
T

>>5720469
see, i don't think you understand what autism means. autism is more closely related to clouded perceptions and misguided judgments in social situations, not being outright realistic about things when someone says they are "happy" with the way they look as a man who is pretending to be a real woman. which is an antithesis in almost all cases.

>>5720483
this is really triggering me ._.

>>5720483
But you don't know what they look like.
You are making assumptions.

>>5720453
im in the states, and my dicks hard rn

>>5720457
lmao, alright. i'll definitely take the mental illness that makes me happy over the one that makes me a raging dick like you. and beyond biological symmetry there really isn't some dudes like big curvy girls, some dudes like skinny chicks that are bony. some dudes like tall chicks, some dudes like short chicks. beauty is like a shining example of subjectivity. if everyone on the entire planet thought a feature was horribly painfully 100% unacceptably disgusting they wouldn't ever get that gene passed down and nobody would have it. man, i've not met someone as caught up in their own shit as you. the funniest part is that you think your shitting on my day or hurting my feelings, but honestly i'm "mentally ill" so i'm just gonna be laughing and happy all night long. i am happy with how I look "as someone who is born a man and pretending to be a woman". hahahahahhahahahahaha

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>>5720408
Im not that worried about it, my pictures have been drifting around for a while and nothing crazy has happened yet.

>>5720412
I am thankful.

>>5720421
tfw no Russian gf

>>5720412
more please

>arguing with mom
>you should be thanksful for everything you have! there are kids on africa who dont have what to eat!
>at least they dont have crippling depression