mtfg - agp headquarters edition

>tfw no preloaded shotgun barrel to suck

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Kayla please kill yourself in real life.

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>tfw elannas back

Post cutest trip ships

>>5718295
Liz x Kayla ;)

>>5718293
Stop this autism

>>5718295
cutest anon ship is angie and me ;)

>>5718295
Swg x anna.
Kayler x lalaloli

>>5718298
kaylaxkayla

>>5718286
Makes me think whether I should confess my love. I'm afraid nothing good could come of doing that. I probably should stay silent and just enjoy the feeling of being in love.

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Who is the ugliest person in /mtfg/ and why is it me?

>>5718298
what can I say, I like pointy hairy tiddies and shut ins who wear their mothers clothes.
>>5718304
get in line champ, I'm doing my victory lap

>>5718303
confess confess confess confess

>>5718304
personality? me ;)
appearance? edgar

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>>5718309
>implying edgar wouldn't be cuter than me after some time on hrt

>>5718311
i'm just saying it as it stands, not in theoreticals.

>>5718311
He wouldn't, how fucking blind are you?

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>>5718311
>failing to post selfies when talking about your appearance

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>>5718316

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>>5718315
Oh okay

>>5718316
I dunno but I know how ugly and pig disgusting I am.

>>5718302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd9VwVPEhnQ

>>5718304
Prove it then, post butt!

>>5718306
>what can I say, I like pointy hairy tiddies and shut ins who wear their mothers clothes.
Me too!
Lets pull a train on that biatch!

>>5718321
No more I yield

>>5718322
So all that positivity from yesterday is gone again? I fucking hate you.

>>5718321
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>>5718324

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Good mornin ya'll! What's up today?

When edgar finally learns how to shave he'll come back and make everyone here look like pathetic hons. You know it's true. It's inevitable.

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>>5718326
I can be ugly and pass?
No hrt makes me feel like shit ;_;

>>5718328
He's pretty spooky.

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>>5718331

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>5718334
(you)

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>>5718332

>>5718298
sarah x liz

>>5718323
her mothers wedding dress should look great
>>5718328
>>5718333
>>5718338
pls no more
>>5718341
trip on Maddie

>>5718295
Erin x kit cause they are dating now

>>5718332
Why have you even been self medding all these years, doesn't Sweden provide free prescriptions?

>>5718345
>erin
literally who?

>>5718342
You no doubt look worse than Edgar sir.

>>5718348
>not knowing Erin or Kit

How new are you?

>>5718349
I don't doubt that at all

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does anyone have pics of mtfg trips holding up pepe memes? asking for a friend

>tfw meeting someone that makes you become the crazy clingy needy girl you always hated dating

Fuck. I deserve this.

>>5718345
really?

>>5718353
no

>>5718350
i know who kit is but erin is literally who tier

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>>5718347
They do but it's really slow.

Took me like a year to even get to talk to tranny shrinks because super slow and no shrinks for that in my area and then that retard who sent me there messed up a bit so it took even longer.

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>>5718337
How did (You) know?

>>5718334
right here pham its not so bad

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>>5718364

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>>5718354
karma
>>5718350
i also don't know but I am very new>>5718358

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>>5718366

>>5718367
tfw nobody to brush your teeth for you anymore.

>>5718361
what happens when you tell them that you self-med? im gonna start talking to the tranny shrinks next week and ive been self medding for 4 months now

>>5718367
erin is an old trip
kit posts every now and then

>>5718361
Are you still in the system? Any idea when you could be getting taken under their care?

>tfw your therapist tells you to eat less pizza

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>>5718368
holy shit that filename

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>>5718373
am i doing it right
>>5718379
common sense

>>5718341
OMG, thats a good one.
Apparently they are meeting for a 'hon off' soon (aka 'a fuck fest').

>>5718342
>her mothers wedding dress should look great
Wouldn't be surprised if she wears that on a regular basis...

>>5718363
I lurk here way too much :/

>>5718379
Eat more quinoa

>>5718379
>tfw you dump your fucking therapist over that shit

>>5718382
Do you like sucking dick?

>>5718382
Stop posting your man face with every fucking post Edgar.

>>5718382
you look like my bro's gf

>>5718376
realllyyy? dating? =}

>>5718382
idk i closed my eyes during it.

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Do i pass /mtfg/ ?

>>5718392
MeWOW

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>>5718383
But I havent posted here in a long time

>>5718396
I love you

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>>5718366
>>5718381

lmao this is p funny. Do you have any more anon?

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>>5718374
They tell you that they don't recommend self medding.
>you know i'm forced to tell you that we don't recommend self medding but you've probably heard that a few times already
T-thanks

>>5718378
Soon I hope, they talked about it the last time I was there but havent heard anything from them in two months.

It's really frustrating, they even fucked up my blood tests and only checked testosterone levels and not estrogen.
Sweden is fucking horrible.

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>>5718399
how dare you

>>5718399
we have plenty, kaffir.

>>5718397
Post /virgin/ butt, ya slapper!

>>5718407
Ok but [spoiler]not here[/spoiler]

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>neighbor asks me where my brother is
>"why ?"
>"I have to talk to INSERT MY OLD NAME about his dog"
>"I was INSERT OLD NAME"
>"so you are his gf ?"
>confusion continues for 10 minutes
>"ah I see, well what's your name then ?"
we've been living right next to each other for like 10 years lmao
>mfw

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>>5718401
I hope you can get a prescription soon lain. I worry about you, you know.

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>>5718403
uhh what movie was this from again? This char looks really familiar

>>5718404
Sweet

>>5718413
Post dog plzz

>>5718413
I can imagine this conversation
>"I'd like to speak to Marshall about his dog"
>"who?"
>"Marshall!? he lives here"
>"my name is Slim"
>"ah I see you're Marshall"
>"thanks for the Slim Shady LP"
>"you right dawg"
>>5718421
Django unchained, that's sam jackson as an uncle tom

I totally just clocked a trans man in the library. Not outloud thank God. He had like a fullbeard and everything but I could still tell somehow.

He filled out his own account online, it says male but the first name is Sally. I wonder why he didn't change it.

I wish we could be friends. He's probably a sweet drinking bro. I cant believe how many trannies I've found here.

>tfw you were a gowdfearing, christyun texan until the alyuns abducted and probed you and ever since you have been a flaming faggot pretend-woman
God dang yo ef foes

>>5718408
Butt then where?

>>5718423
>dog
You misspelled butt.

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>>5718420
T-thanks, I hope so too. ;-;

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>>5718387
Never have, kinda want to at least once.
>>5718388
no. also I don't know who edgar is or why everyone thinks I am edgar
>>5718390
thankyou:-)
>>5718392
trim your eyebrows then you will be fine
>>5718408
okay butt unsee.cc
>>5718413
should've just pretended to be the long lost sister
>>5718421
django unchained i believe
>>5718427
what city are you in then?

someone agp love me pls

>tfw your gf thought it was a good idea to take her skinny cross dressing bf with visible boobs to a super posh cooking class with a bunch of trophy wives to learn how to make fancy French cookies

Helo frens =D

>>5718390
Yep they are a cute pair desu

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>>5718304
>not me in every meaning of the word
lain pls.

>>5718445
Hi there, Plz post butt.

>>5718379
>tfw your therapist gatekept you for months, you did rle with tasteful fashionable clothing.
>show up one day in just rainbow thigh high socks utteri g the sentence "tfw no precum soaked dicks, jdimsa"
>instantly approved for hrt

>>5718448
roooooooooo,cross posting makes m forget my trip gomen senpai

>>5718446
>tfw the only UK trans I ever met irl live far away and never meet up with outside the groups. even then its mostly actism nonsense or

ah well

>>5718449
what do i get pls

>>5718455
pic of my tits

>>5718443
Faye when did your megamilks come in? I know you're skinny now but we're you always? I'm kind of afraid I'll also get huge ones.

>>5718441
Idk if I want to say the city here but I'm in Alabama

>tfw everyone at work has started calling you princess because you have long natural blonde hair. Not even out to them.

Good feel

>>5718461
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT EDGAR YOU POOP SNIFFING CHILD MOLESTER OUT OUT OUT.

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>>5718448
>>5718452
You're not.

>>5718461
My mom has huge breasts, like she's a f cup with a reduction. I had gyno before I started, and I was fully grown in 2-3 months

>>5718455
Self actualisation,

>>5718458
butt my butt is man

>>5718474
oh yeah i forgot

>>5718464
Back when I still tried to pass as male, the guys at work called me Morticia. When they didn't make comments about my round butt...

>>5718474
post peen?

>>5718481
Why are you trying to exploit someone with autism?

>>5718467
Calm your t rage. I'm not edgar.
>>5718470
Phew...Im in the clear..
Small breasts forever...woo : /

>>5718477
You pass flawlessly as a male right now sir.

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>tfw people say you pass
>tfw no money for clothes and stuff

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>tfw mom calls my breasts abominations
"son hide those abominations this instant"
get me out of this hell

>>5718485
I would legit send you some money for an outfit if you want

>>5718482
i have no soul
>>5718485
make some
>>5718486
lol kill her. move to portland

>look in the mirror
>think you pass and look pretty cute
>take a picture
>nope

Fuuuuuck. Which one is real.

I keep having to find smash characters I'm not great with because I keep beating my cousin too hard
Fukken scrub needs to git gud and learn to play smash properly
>>5718486
Your mom rude AF

>>5718486
Did this actually happen or are you just upset because no one is talking about you right now?

>>5718497
the picture is more accurate usually. your eyes distort stuff + cognitive bias

>>5718489
i dunno, after seeing those pics of portland melly showed it looks like a shit hole of a place and I also question if the attitudes towards trans people there are actually friendly

>>5718497
Mirror is a more accurate representation. But you not being cute is a more accurate sentiment.
So a bit of both

>>5718497
The mirror
Cameras work for Shiva

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>>5718488
No it's fine, could probably convince my parents or something.
I mostly need pants and shoes that arent too big atm, no idea why my shoes are too big though.

>tfw no prescription for hrt so I can afford other stuff
So fucking poor when neet.

>>5718501
Why wouldn't your eyes and cognitive bias distort the picture though?

Morning mtfg how are you all~

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>>5718497
It took me longer to like what I saw in pictures than in the mirror. Now I look beautiful in both, except I don't look the way I feel I should, as if the face in the mirror was that of a stranger.

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>>5718348
this is what I get for leaving isnt it

also we're not dating tyvm

>>5718508
My 12-yo cousin isn't good at SSB3DS and doesn't seem to be improving

>>5718512
Obviously you haven't been destroying their soul enough to make them strive to get better. Just go more merciless.

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fart

>>5718503
Rude

>>5718502
you can find ugly pics of any city though. portland is tranny capitol usa for a reason. imma move out there.
>>5718507
pic is someone else
>>5718508
morning/ good, how are you?
>>5718509
nice tits korra.
>>5718511
mythbusted

>>5718518
>portland is tranny capitol usa for a reason
well then fuck it, i guess I will go there

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>>5718509

>>5718509
*kayla

yep im dumb

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>>5718468
>implying it's even possible to be more repulsive than me being a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>implying anyone has a more detestable personality htan me
come on now lain, there's a lot of people below you on the ladder of attractiveness. i keep my feet of the ground.
>>5718485
>tfw you tried to call back someone who replied to your "gib job plox" email
>tfw it's shabbat
>tfw no shabbos goy job
h-hey, but $20 a week + food, house internet etc. is good enough to live on right?

>>5718509
those are getting rounder

>>5718514
But he doesn't like playing against Corrin
Should I throw Zero Suit at him?
It might be less cruel

>>5718509
I'd bite those

>>5718518
Doing pretty well. Still undecided what my plans are for the weekend. Anything big planned yourself?

>>5718527
I mean what's he playing? ZSS definitely has that air combat advantage and mobility. Shes one of my mains as well. actually, yeah, ZSS probably works :P

>>5718318
i enjoy your face

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>>5718528
really? how does a mouth feel on girl nipples?

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>>5718524
I got a ... rating : )
>tfw half of my money go to bills and the other half goes to hrt
At least mom said she'll help, what kind of pants and shoes do I buy?

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>>5718518
yea sorry to ruin the fun
me and kit are too straight for that

Also hi everyone I guess its been a while

>>5718529
He doesn't have a main as far as I can see
It's a little disconcerting

>>5718532
This is my favourite gif that you post

>>5718533
hows uni?

>>5718531
Feels really nice
Source- Circé is a slut

would sweating on a cis bf in bed over the period of a few months be enough for him to get a contact estrogen effect? my bf is claiming his nips are sore

>>5718535
Honestly just start there, try to help him figure out a main maybe? Gotta help the poor soul somehow right?

>>5718540
He caught trans-itis!!!

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>>5718539
>Feels really nice
I wish someone would suck my boobs

>>5718543
But a main is something you're supposed to feel in your heart!
How am I supposed to show him what it's like? Just pummel him with Corrin and ZSS until he gravitates to learning one character?

>>5718533
I have to clarify actually
I do love kit a lot, that bit is true
but we're both straight and we aren't dating

>>5718537
maths basically and not a whole lot else

>>5718554
That or try to evaluate his playstyle by what kind of characters they are leaning towards. Not a perfect fix but then he can branch out and find w/e he wants beyond that and all ofc

>>5718529
probably gonna see deadpool. come with me?
>>5718530
i enjoyed your words:-)
>>5718532
skinny jeans and doc martins
>>5718540
no maybe hes been lowkey taking some of your estradiol
>>5718549
im in minnesota
>>5718556
turn each other gay, have the sex, post gifs

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>>5718536
It's p gud.

Would converse shoes and some kind of tight pants be too manly?

I don't want to go kayla or try too hard at first :c

>>5718565
don't be mean to kayla...

>>5718565
Skinny jeans and cons sound good. Subtly feminine and universally look good.

>>5718565
i wear converse shoes and skinny jeans every day
its more than fine

>>5718383
>Apparently they are meeting for a 'hon off' soon (aka 'a fuck fest').
Lmao
>>5718341
Maddie pls

>>5718569
Kill yourself

>>5718564
I would totally go see Deadpool again~ Definitely worth. Ryan Reynolds too cuute

>>5718571
>>5718574
Neat~

>>5718569
>being nice to assholes

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>>5718565
>I don't want to go kayla
so me wearing girly shoes is now a verb?

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>>5718532
yeah, but they rated you as a grill, not a man senpai
i like boots and jueans, but>>5718565 is a bretty gud choice senpai

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>>5718564
there's a small group of conspirators (feat. elanna) who are conspiring to put us in a room until we're gay but I don't think it'll work
2str8

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has anyone tried a sugar baby / suggar daddy relationship?

One of my friends is in Thailand getting SRS. This older guy messages me and said hey I am a friend of hers and you are cute. Would you like to take her place as my sugar baby?

He offered to pay for my whole transition. fully body laser, some hair transplants, implants and finally grs after a few years.

He is legit rich and I always wondered how she afforded stuff working low end retail, but she is done and looks really good.

He is old. Really old. In his 60's but looks older to me.

He says he likes cock and I absolutly have to use it. He says he has a very big dick and I have to take it, and put out any time he wants.

I have to be into his kink. Which is some S&M but he won't leave lasting injury.

I mean It sound potentially pretty abusive, but she is well and hot fat grafting, ffs, augmentation, laser, nose job, and grs.

hmmm.

I am broke, wear a wig, shave every day, ok boobs, and stessed about money constantly.

Oh he also offered to pay for all hrt and endo costs.

I would have to accompany him on some trips to like vegas too when ever he says. Sounds fun, but that is kinda scary.

I don't know. He says it is like being married and not being a hooker. That I can't date and he gets jealous. He said we wants me to meet his 88 year old dad too cause I would have to come to their family ranch sometimes.

So this is the guy.

oh my. I don't know what to do. I am so tempted, but so disgusted at the same time.

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>>5718595

>>5718590
Hey ebin its been a bit since we talked~ How have you been?

>>5718575
Apparently I've been nominated referee ;)

>>5718595
You could always try having some self respect and telling him to fuck off. Jesus.

>>5718596
Would you do it?

>>5718602
no.

>>5718595
living the dream anon
dont waste this opportunity
its like being in cuck sweden where government pays for everything but you have to put up with their fucking shit
easier to deal with an old man than government

>>5718600
I am broke bitch. Fuck self respect. Like half of all trannies who get ffs and grs didn't do sex work. Let's be real.

>>5718605
How bad could it be? I am trying to talk myself into it. I work retail and will never be able to afford what I need with out finding some money.

>>5718598
im good, how about you?

im pebin now btw, ebin was just a phase and this is the real me

>>5718595
>He says it is like being married and not being a hooker.
Girl, no shame, do what you want, but don't call it something that it's not.

He's paying you for sex. Are you okay with that? No? Then don't. Yeah? Then go for it.

>>5718561
He's beaten me with shulk when I was playing characters I've literally never touched before

>>5718617
I am ok with money for sex. It is getting trapped in some abusive situation I am scared of. Like making let his friends all fuck me at some gross old man party. or really just degrade my humanity in general.

I get that feeling a little, but I could just be paranoid. I don't want to be stuck out on some ranch in the middle of nowhere with no way to escape.

>>5718595
I guess my input would be it sounds like he's trying to mix the sugar daddy aspect with a rich husband thing but it creates this weird expectation of him feeling like rich husband but all of the reasons are in line purely with sugar daddy.

Idk I would be super skeptical as well, it seems like a lot of people will lie about those kinds of things to get whatever they can until you realize otherwise.

I've had a few oddly similar situations but no one THAT old, and usually not so many cons or restrictions, so idk if that helps your view on things.

>>5718617
Long term escourting? jkjk

>>5718614
Oh I'm sorry pebin~ I'm doing pretty well, just waking up, thinking I may start getting myself put together to go out today for a bit. IDK if I should message the 40yo guy this weekend much more or not, I could probably try to throw some plan with him together for tomorrow but would feel so last minute.

>>5718622
I mean, that's Shulk.. Was he at least using mantras or does he even understand them? If no then def not Shulk.

>>5718613
well im dealing with sweden shit, but im putting up with it because its free because i could never afford a transition otherwise
difference is dealing with government bureaucracy or and old man wanting to have sex with you
i prefer government shit because sex sucks, but if you like sex just go for it girl

Tfw first year ive ever had a valentine

>>5718628
last minute is better than nothing!!

>>5718628
he kept switching to shield stance and i was using Wii Fit Trainer
i still almost won, so probably not shulk

>>5718634
Gay men don't count sir

>>5718595
ask her for her input. she knows him better after all.
>>5718634
yay!

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Goodmorning /mtfg/, I hope you're having a good day
>>5718634
Congrats!

>>5718634
It's been a few years since I last had one. And i don't think I'll have another...

>>5718628
>no one THAT old, and usually not so many cons or restrictions

Yeah it is that aspect of him being controlling and already talking about how I have to tolerate rough sex at any and all times that is pretty frightening.

>>5718633
I am in the U.S. and life sucks when you are poor. I need glasses, and to see a dentist. I have bill beyond transition I can't even afford.

I haven't done anything with my student loans and make no money.

I am 100k in debt right now and make 10 dollars an hour.

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i really hate cutting onions at work it always makes my eyes burn and tear up

>>5718634
=]

>>5718644
I think you're right

>>5718642
>ask her for her input. she knows him better after all.

I should. She is recovering at her hotel. So she should be available to talk. I will email her.

>>5718634
i had a valentine for 3 years in a row
it was nice

>>5718645
why/how did you rack up so much debt?

>>5718614
Is kit dead? Are you two in love? Post pics of her. Post pics of yourself.

>>5718643
morning! i am, are you?

>>5718432
On skype its my safe space

>>5718654
Car and student loans and a couple credit cards.

>>5718637
Yeah but there's other weird things to it. Idk I just get a bit of a weird vibe cause he's been focusing a lot on like "Hey I can pay some of your college funds if you wanna come help clean my house" and I can't help but think that cleaning his house is actually cleaning something else.

IDK He seems to have decent amount of money too and has been messaging me some over the past week we just didnt meet up again last week cause I was sick.

>>5718638
I honestly don't know the use for shield unless you're turtling for a win. Just too slow and the combo of buster into smash mantra just freaks people out with how muuch you do suddenly.

>>5718645
Yeah like, the fact that he's already making it like, these are non-negotiables esp with things like using your penor, I would totally not end up doing that, and I've considered a few of my sugar daddy offers before, just ended up being worried about the sketchiness of all of them, but something like that wouldn't even get through planning with me.

I mean, if you want to, good luck and hope things work out, but just like, especially once you become financially dependent to a degree it will become harder to remove yourself from the situation, so keep things like that in mind and try to keep your head on straight to get out if things get super sketch.

Also maybe see if he would be okay with a more trial run situation. A lot of dom types will be understanding on that since it is suuuch a variability on how things go once its no longer just in words.

>>5718660
Yup! About to go practice driving, gonna try to get my license next week!

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>>5718334
im a pure virgin. never had sex with anything

>>5718672
i've never played shulk

IN OTHER NEWS, my touch screen on my laptop is going crazy and it's really distracting when i'm trying to program a silly math problem

Who's the worst 3 trips in these threads?

>>5718682
kayla
korra
me ;)

>>5718656
no she's alive and probably at work right now
we love each other a lot but are not in love, just best friends
no but I can tell you her hair is cute
no

>>5718672
hmm yea that sounds a bit weird then
idk really lol

this motherfucking touchscreen just minimized my window while i was typing >.>

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>>5718682
kayla
korra
kayla

>>5718672
>Also maybe see if he would be okay with a more trial run situation.

Well he says he wants to come with me to my next endo appointment to get them to bill him, and will bring me 1500 to seal the deal for my laser.

I think at first I am only to be availible when he is in town on business. He lives way out in the country, but he eventually wants me living there. I am afraid of that mostly.

I might be able to work out him paying for an apt. if I offer a cam for him to monitor me. I don't want to be dependent in a strange country town.

I emailed my friend to see what the deal with him is.

If he is a big talk two pump chump old man who can't even really do it that is one thing. If he is an abusive psycho who wants to destroy my personality and make me some dog on a leash that is way different.

>>5718662
Well mines shellofahumanbeing.

>>5718674
Awesome! You are so close to freedom!

>>5718693
I missed you Erin. Are you still afraid of the cafeteria? Ps you should date kit

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>tfw male skellington

>>5718679
>>5718695
That sucks, do you not have a corded mouse or is it taking over and messing p input? Maybe try turning it off?

>>5718682
Nycteri
Nycteri
Nycteri

>>5718693
Yeah idk it's why it's got me weird about it as well. I'm probably gonna talk to him again soon casually and maybe bring that uup more.

>>5718674
>>5718643
Good morning!! I'm havig a decent morning~ How about youurself? Good luck at driving practice!

>>5718699
Yeah I mean, definitely talk to your friend and find out more from her end. Also are you into S&M at all normally? If not you'll definitely want to be careful as it does mess with your head. Aftercare is a huuge thing in most S&M relationships for that reason.

I would definitely avoid living with him in the countryside, but maybe the apartment with camera thing wouldn't be too bad. I could see myself doing that.

Regardless I do hope things go well for you, Just remember to get ouut if you ever truely feel like you have no control or say in the relationship anymore because thats a bad sign.

>>5718712
aw I missed you too anon ;~~~~; makes me feel bad about leaving mtfg when people miss me
I still have an anxiety thing yea but its a lot better now, mostly gone
and no I wont date kit sorry, I know a lot of people are rooting for it

>>5718714
yea thats a good idea I think

>>5718714
>Also are you into S&M at all normally

never done anything like S&M.

I have pretty bad ptsd and I have panic attacks pretty easy. I am really affected by yelling and potential violence. It can make me sick, and cry for days.

>>5718714
oh it might be the cordless mouse...

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>>5718682
Korra
Korra
Korra

desu

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>tfw going to disneyland tomorrow for v-day with fiancée

maximum exitement

it was my ceiling fan >.>
now my room is stuffy

>>5718724
Yeah, I hope it goes well, like, literally the only downside I've found is his age. Even the cis bartender I know said she thought he was 30ish.

>>5718725
Yeah this does not sound like it would be good for youu if he's expecting S&M sorry. Unless it's just all talk at least. The thing is like, the kind of relationship it sounds like he's going for is one where he gets off on abusing you to some degree. Some people are crazy and weird and can handle/even like that stuff, but just doesn't sound like it would be a good fit for you.

>>5718727
That might have something to do with it

>>5718742
nope still being crazy
this is weird but it only seems to be doing it when i open the linux env

>tfw no mado gf

>>5718752
>>5718742
Idek what to say at that point, maybe some kind of driver error.

>>5718739
Ohhh have fuunn! Do they decorate the park for it?! o.O

my mom asked me if i wanted to transition
i finally said no.
thanks mom for fucking me up inside and taking away my will to transition and to live

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date will be here in an hour, idk if i can pull off this shade @_@ i don't normally wear red lips

>mom says she's lucky to have such a nice daughter
>after six years of waiting

>>5718786
Looks good Maddie~ Report back with pics after! :P

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>>5718786
>tfw people will never date you
Check your privilege

>>5718786
Look good! Have fun!

>>5718786
>date will be here in an hour,

pic?

>>5718786
Good luck and stay away from married men(yes I'm still mad about that).

>>5718786
smile pass

no smile no pass hon

>>5718811
Chill out man

>>5718811
i would post my outfit but i will get mocked mercilessly
>>5718810
>>5718798
>>5718790
<3
>>5718801
of my date? noo

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>>5718775
uh im not sure, we'll see though!

Ded Thred

>$225 clothes order
Wew

>>5718845
save up for srs, Caddy

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What are you bitches up to?

>>5718751
>Yeah this does not sound like it would be good for you if he's expecting S&M sorry.

I think you might be right.

I got a messenger back from my friend and she says he told her he is in love with me. WTF? Literally he sent me first message yesterday.

I found his Instagram and he says he only like Latinos, My friend is Latino, but I am white. So he is obviously not too sane.

I think I will get the cash for laser and split, unless he finds out where I work. blah.

>>5718862
im starting the preparations for the killing myself event

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>>5718739
>tfw boyfriend never even mentioned valentines day whilst togther for the past two days.
S-should I have said something?

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>>5718862
I might try to figure out how to work a sewing machine. But Ill probably just get stoned and play vidya instead.

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>>5718862
talking with my valentine rn. shes looking forward to being my first this is scary af and I dunno what I'm doing help

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>>5718887
> mfw this basically my entire life

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>>5718876
Not on my watch

>>5718887
Skip vidya and just get stoned all day

>>5718888
Just act natural
what are your plans for tomorrow anyways?

I'm doing going to a concert tonight with my bf

>>5718893
>tfw joji is the only thing that makes me hard
it's like disgust without myself that i'm capable of arousal at all but at the same time, god damn.

hold the fucking phone
how do combinatorial algorithms work in java?
i can't just make a six--bit binary structure and call it good programming

>>5718862
Getting ready to head back out to the pot shop because they moved the day of their damn special.

>>5718874
Yeah that all sounds very weird. Would definitely be super careful, and like, he probably will figure out job and stuff so you're gonna have to think this through a lot before you do it.

Yeah I really just worry cause S&M is a very broad term from just derogatory words now and again for some people to full on humiliation and degradation with others.

>>5718885
Yes. You probably should have.

>>5718887
Niceu, always a good combo~

>>5718887
Are you a butt Virgin moan?

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Will you be my valentine mtfg

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>>5718892
>tfw getting stoned and laying around moping instead of doing something productive.

>>5718893
Who needs self improvement? No one makes me as happy as my bong anyway.

>>5718893
>Not on my watch
are you going to stop me?

>>5718918
>I'm doing going to a concert tonight with my bf
no i'm busy

>>5718918

>testicle cookies

How AGP.

>>5718922
Everyone does tbqh

>>5718923
I will haunt your dreams

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>>5718913
I could still text him, what should I text him? Just, "hey do you want to do anything tomorrow?"

>>5718918
I will if u be my bf faye

>>5718928
where the hell did that quoted text come from

>>5718928
Da fuck?

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>>5718937
i must have accidentally selected that text somehow before i decided to quote faye

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>>5718898
movie with her and then hang out at her apartment nervous af

>>5718939
;-; rejected

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>>5718943
Don't be

Someone post the anime girls trip picture

>>5718948
i'm far too busy for valentination and my opera date just cancelled on me

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>>5718913
Eh it works, right?
I mean, figuring out a sewing machine might be hard. Who cares that I could do amazing things with clothes if I learned how to us it. Getting stoned and playing games is safe and easy, much better.

>>5718914
Yeah but probably not for much longer.

>>5718930
I wish, if it was people wouldn't be so harsh to me about being a lazy stoner.

Well my gf's cousin came into the shop the class is in while I'm in girl mode and she's mad now

>>5718954
not as creative.

>>5718952
what

>>5718956
why?

>>5718932
Yeah! Maybe add in an idea for a place to go or something to do in case he's nervous about formality or something. Have you been dating long?
(I'll try to respond while I'm waiting at the shop but having to head out for a bit)

>>5718954
Oh yeah definitely. But no I know the feeling I've been really wanting to learn sewing again but so nervous, my mom tried to teach me when I was younger once but eyyy repression lmao. Anyway off to the pot shop I'll be back in a bit though~

>>5718954
Have you given your bf head?

>>5718976
No, we've only been dating for a month or so...

>>5718966
Because her family doesn't know

>>5718985
That's probably why~ Go for a more casual valentines day option like a cute movie or something. Deadpool just came out~!

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What are the manly converse shoe colors to avoid?

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>>5718958
I guess not.
This sewing machine looks really complicated out of the box.

>>5718976
My mom taught me basic sewing as a kid but stopped when I started showing an interest. Im trying to get back into it now but all I can really do is sew up holes atm. That's still a pretty useful skill though.

Grab some good sativas at the pot shop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpt_Umixcs

>>5718984
Nawh, I haven't done anything sexual in years and we haven't been dating that long. Maybe I'm a prude, maybe he's gonna start cheating on me or just leave me over it. I have the libido of a dead squirrel, I dunno what to do about it really.

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>>5718952

>>5719016
what model is the sowing machine?

>>5718990
they do now

should i buy this skirt y/n
http://www.amazon.com/Versatile-Stretchy-Pleated-Skirt-Black/dp/B00YXK1WIC

>tfw never had a valentine
>tfw spending valentine's day working on hw anyway

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>>5719025
>tfw not included

>>5719026
Singer start 1304

Still here for another post cause fashion problem.

White shirt blue bra no mixxxx

>>5719016
That's ironic and stupid. I'm sorry to hear. I can do holes and used to do pillowcases and such but my parents just never tried to keep me engaged if I stopped showing enthusiastic interest about things or something, idek how to put it exactly.

Definitely getting sativas, when I was there yesterday it was only hybrid concentrates but the clerk said she'd put out some sativas for me for the weekend.

>>5719026
When did we switch to talking about farming? jkjk <3

Anyway off I gooo

Why were you faggots talking about whether I can cum or not. I don't ejaculate semen but I can definitely have orgasms, ever since hormones I can basically cum multiple times a day. For instance, I came 5 times yesterday. Only a lil clear precum like liquid comes out though. Also I never said I was a femboy more along the lines of I don't care if people call me a femboy since I know being agp and calling yourself trans could be offensive to trutrans people, so being called a boy online doesn't really matter since I've been full time for two years anyways

Also I'm on the toilet right now LMFAO

>>5718998
Maaaybe red.
>>5719036
Tfw

>>5719016
>This sewing machine looks really complicated out of the box.
sewing machines are easy!
you place the spool of thread on the pole at the back of the machine
then you have to thread it through several hooks on the top of the machine
then you thread it through the needle and take the spool thing out of the compartment near the needle and spool it around that
put the spool back in the compartment thing and turn it on and put it on the stitch you want and press the pedal and hold on firmly to guide what you are sewing

>>5719029
No they don't, my stealth mode is on point. The only people who have figured it out are every trans person I've ever met, most the people in my class, and anyone under 25.

>>5719039
so you're not worthy of being seen as a women despite your attitude of not really being bothered by it?

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>>5719042
>red
>manly
pls, no guy would wear red.

White and red is like for women only.

>>5719036
doesn't look that hard. just requires a lot of time. try it Moap =]

>>5719047
Mmm it's more that I know people's definition for "trans" varies a fuck ton, and I'm not really offended by someone saying "you use your dick and are a dom tomboy? You are a dude!!" I don't really care cause at the end of the day shit on the internet doesn't bother me u feel?

>>5719046
you should just drop the boymode and go full girlmode and get your surgeries and your gf would be forced to admit she likes girls or you lose her and get someone else

>>5719059
I guess Portland is a lot different than here.

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Drugs r good mmmk

>talking to mtf
>"if I had not been able to transition, I would have committed suicide"
>i wasnt able to transition
>"oh im sorry"
>she never talks to me again

every time i meet a mtf

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>>5718709
I know! I just hope I pass the test on my first try. I think I'm ready but I'm not that great at parallel parking and I need to look up what might be on it I haven't practiced for.
>>5718714
>I'm havig a decent morning~
that's good to hear!
>How about youurself?
Eh I'm kinda in a sad mood, a little worried since my sister went into my room while I was gone and left some candy on my desk. Right next to my titty skittles. Driving went pretty well though, thanks!

>>5719068
why werent you able to transition?

>>5719051
You can wear red wrong and it'll come off as manly. But converse colors are girly mostly.

>>5719073
Its a complicated situation, I wont explain it. Just believe me I never had the chance to transition.

>>5719066
portland is a lot different than anything except, like, Seattle.

>>5719077
try us

>>5719066
How do you mean? I only just moved here, the majority of my transition was done in Virginia

>>5719082
I dunno Yume. I dunno..

>>5719079
I wanna go there some day.

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>>5719038
Niiiice, Im a sativa lover myself.
And yeah it sucks, at least Im trying to get into it as an adult.
Trying.

>>5719042
>tfw

>>5719045
Wheelp guess its smoking and vidya after all, that shit sounds fucking complicated.

>>5719081
what for?

>>5719091
oooooh my god go make cute clothes to cosplay in

>>5719087
Seattle is beautiful <3

I plan to transition at home (Pennsylvania), then pick up and move once I can pass. Or when I start thinking about killing myself because my mom is a cunt.

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>>5719091
>Wheelp guess its smoking and vidya after all, that shit sounds fucking complicated.
no!
its not though!!
just read the friendly manual while you are smoking and vidyaing and you will see what I mean

>be depressed
>a random mtf tells me i can talk to her if i need to talk
>tell her im in a very bad situation and im planning to kill myself
>she start talking about her problems
>maybe she was trying to make me realize that she had a worse life than me
>her life sounds way better than mine, not in a wheelchair, abusing drugs, having friends, a year on hormones
>feel worse now