GayGen - anxiety edition

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>>5703484

but he deserves it

>>5703485
>long hair
Why do guys think this is okay

>>5703493

because they are cosplaying as spartans you blithering cuntgriper

>>5703485
"So ... how Spartan are you guys "
*unzips butthole*
>>5703490
I'd say remove it because this guy is cold to the scenario by not seeing it you know, you're introducing him to it

>>5703499
I don't think that's a wig, so he had long hair before he decided to be a Spartan. This is bad

>>5703485

>imagination:
confidently ask for a picture and then squeeze one of their asses and give them my number

>real life
get really sweaty and anxious and get off a stop early to walk home instead then cry when i get home and post on 4chan about it

>>5703510

maybe he grew it out just for this
#dedication

>getting antsy stuck inside all winter
>start hooking up on grindr just to get out of the house
dae ktf

>>5703497

he says No, stop several times while basically in disbelief that his friend is doing that to him, he knows he cant fight it and just gives in ;(

>>5703513
>give them my number
as in tell them your number or give them a card with your number on?

>>5703485
>How would you react if this happened to you?
>I would probably cry.
Gaylord!

>>5703485
I would be very weirded out.

>>5703485
I would get up and leave.

>>5703493
Because it looks hot as fuck when it is wavy like that.

>>5703485
I would probably start farting and cumming, and only stop once they were covered in my mom's spaghetti

>>5703582
No

>>5703485
>How would you react
I would be very very angry with them, and I will send them a letter telling them how angry I am.

>>5703493
Because they, unlike you, have some taste.

>tfw taking calls @ work
>tfw old men keep fucking calling me darling + love
tranny voice

>>5703605
No

>>5703619
YES

Long hair on guys is the best.

>>5703613
what?
are you fucking serious?

post vocaroo

>>5703485
Look at that smiling slut. Harlot. Raping them with her smile.

>>5703630
>>5703626
>all this wrong

>>5703635
>all this denial

>>5703485
>How would you react if this happened to you?
>bunch of muscular men sitting next to me on the subway staring daggers at me
cry because i'm about to get hatecrimed tbqh

>>5703641
>cry because i'm about to get hatecrimed tbqh
Not realizing those are Alpha Male Dominating Gazes used to invoke submission in lower females.
Want to know how I know you are an autistic virgin?

>>5703641
>implying that old granny across the street wouldn't hatecrime you if she found out that you're a homo

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>>5703658
>Want to know how I know you are an autistic virgin?
Well, i post on this site, for one

>>5703485
I would be super uncomfortable, nost sure whether to stand up and akwardly go into another part of the train or sit there.

I am probably not even interested in them, because top and into less masculine guys than myself so fugg :DD

>>5703485
Starting rubbing my bussy against the seat as my femboy juice leaks out my bootyshorts until I'm primed and ready to be taken by these alpha male fuck studs.

>>5703485
>The Gang Dines Out.jpg

>implying an attractive man would give me the time of day anywhere let alone in a train car

yeah good joke op

>>5703669
Kekerino!

i'd just stare awkwardly and post about it 4chan later I mean like

>>5703691
I got so many feels from that, I think I might be Betazoid.

submit my bussy to those superior men

>>5703739
not that bad, I'm actually on Nuzoid atm, feels wonderful

>>5703757
oh yeah i forgot to take my meds today that explains things

>you are topping
>bottom is having fun
>he has significantly bigger dick than you

How do you feel?

>>5703781
This is often the situation I find myself in, but as the bottom.

>>5703781
Why would a faggy bottom like me be topping?

Hope he likes unsatisfying, unpracticed topping. At the very least, I hope he lets me suck him off.

>>5703781
Pretty good and tease him about bottoming with a monster dong

>>5703633
2busy4u to post vocaroo rn but they exist in the archive
tbf it is only elderly men who cant tell

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Hi gaygen slut boi says i give good blowiobs

>>5703927
slutboy will eat anything tho

>>5703935
Fucking savage

>>5703935
I did post earlier about how I'm on first name basis with the people who work at golden corral

>>5703927
is that slutboi in that pic?

>>5703952

pretty cute chub desu

>>5703954
It is

>>5703927
>>5703956
>It is
I look better than you.
I think circe should give me blowjobs.

>>5703945
didnt even make any sense
im high af whats ur excuse
>>5703952
how do i subscribe 2 ur blog

>>5703960

come over bby

>>5703963
I liked the mix of fat joke and load swallowing slut joke

>>5703960
Circe looks like a woman, no thanks

>>5703966
I totally would.

Btw what happened to no sex with strangers?
not complaining

>>5703974
I like her clothing style, super cute

>tfw slutboi is getting more action then you

then again it was a tranny... doesn't count

>>5703999
wanna make up for it by going out with each other?

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i fucking hate it when people in public do performance stunts like that which require participation without being authorised

id probably be uncomfortable, sweat like fuck, get off at the nearest stop and transfer trains to get home and then play the event back in my head for about 8 months before being able to leave the house again

>>5704036
i t s j u s t a p r a n k b r o

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>>5704036
what would you do if I randomely came up to you and huigged you?

>>5704034
Depends, are you cute?

>>5704055
once i smelled the gigantic neckbeard waddling towards me id probably just try and merge with the crowd to protect myself

>>5703927
giving good blowjobs is not really a skill, you give a few and then you've got it. "good blowjob" is something straight men invented to make competitive women put more effort into them.

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>>5704072
I'm not fat and I'm always cleanshaven and I smell nice.

>>5704070
above average I would say

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>>5703927
YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING SLUTTY WHORE I HAVE EVER SEEN!

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A STABLE LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP!

Your mister will leave you and all you can offer other people is sex and your looks.
I caan already see how you will start hormones against to stay cute.
Just kill yourself already.

>>5703927
Whats a blowjob?

is hiring a porn star escort a bad idea?

>>5704150
why pay money?

circe does it for free

>>5704096

Ok, but listen to this
https://clyp.it/nyozpu0v

>>5704073
>giving good blowjobs is not really a skill, you give a few and then you've got it.

not true at all

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>>5704158
*sniff sniff*
*accent of a young poor english boy in 1525 london* Y-you want to c-cheer me up?

>>5704174

No, I just wanted you to know I love you.

>>5704168
rolling my eyes at u

>>5704179
in a cute way?

>>5703927
>>5703927
I thought everyone in this general was a twink
I'm pleasantly surprised

>>5704181
obviously

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What is your goal body?
pick one from this pic

>>5704192
I pick either left, because I want big arms or red

>>5704192
Just blond on the right. Basically there already. Could do with tightening up a bit though.

>>5704192

(from the left)

Obviously body of 1 with hair of 4.

>>5704192
Glasses boy on the right. I always wanted qt black hair too.

If I really kicked my own ass though, I could probably only realistically get to that guy on the right. Big ribcage.

>>5704192
churchill's

almost there. just need a few hundred more whiskey and cokes

>>5704192
already at 4
although i wish i was confident enough to go swimming
currently just on shit tons of burpees + planks + pushups + low calories

>>5704211
are you retarded?

>>5704212
>implying I actually watch the anime
who is churchill?

>>5704205
you are now required to post your body

>>5704217
winston

i might go all out and shoot for taft, but i think i'm too lazy for that

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>mfw I have the biggest cock on gaygen.
>mfw my bfs ass oozes blood every night.

>>5704192

Pink-on-black, but I'd settle for purple-on-black.
I, however, am at present a surreal hulking monstrosity.

>>5703927
disgusting

these are the people you faggots obsessive over?

>>5704228
thank god the guy i like has a below-average-sized dick

big dicks are so overrated

>>5704228

God, you really nailed it with that Jim Carrey baby Grinch thing. Absolutely horrifying.

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>>5704192
>goal body
There can be only one.

>>5704228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

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>>5704243
That's what they all say until they get a taste of my giant cockkk.

>>5704246
Even when I understand the words you speak I still never get what you say.

>>5704253
fu**cking epic

>>5703927
FAT

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>tfw don't wanna be a slut
>tfw still kissless virgin without bf

>>5704272
WHITE

>>5704293
PEOPLE

STRAIGHT

OUTTA

SLUTBOIS

HUGE

>>5704334
FAT

RECTUM

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ASS

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STRAIGHT

>>5704266

Are you Grinchposter?

>>5704351

HA!

>>5704272
>>5704293
>>5704305
>>5704319
>>5704322
>>5704322
>>5704334
>>5704339
>>5704343
>>5704346
TRUE POTTERY
Bravo GayGen!
>>5704282
you it fucked up, ya virgin loser

>tfw long drawn out breakup with awkward "let's just take a break", "let's just be friends" stages
>tfw finally over (for the moment, I think)

I am finally free from his clingy, dramatic curse, and I can go back to being a manchild in peace. It feels good to be alone sometimes.

>>5704376
poor guy (your ex, not you. fuck you)

>>5704384
This

Why is nobody posting?

I love checking out guy butts desu
>pic related
it's the face I make when I see a nice shapely one


am I alone here?

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>>5704421
forgot pic :^)

>>5704421
yeah, you're alone. no one here likes guy butts

>>5704384
>>5704395
Without all the details I think it is improper to make a judgment call like that. I saw no point in staying in a relationship that caused me stress and made me feel trapped. You don't know the shit-tests I've been through.

>>5704421
I always walked behind my crush for this reason.
And there's a cute guy at my university but I haven't had a good opportunity to check out that booty yet.

>>5704415
The magic's over.
Mascs have abandoned us.
Most Anons are shitposters.
Trips with the highest post frequency include Circe, Slutboi, Girl With Pneumonic Drill and Irishanon.

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Im in desperate need of a BF that looks like young Solid Snake to CQC me into submission (in bed) and whisper gun shit into my ear

big boss/venom is acceptable

>>5704459
i love having crushes

I never end up talking to them tho

:^)

>>5704474
it's not painful for you?

crushing is pain

>>5704460
Those are some pretty low quality tripfags not even going to lie.

>>5704479
It's nice looking at them from a distance, and seeing them be qt desu

I found out I was into guys, when I crushed really really hard on this jail bait qt in High School. Never said a word to him, but on the last day of school we were in the restroom together, just us two. That's the closest I came to being personal with him. Oh, and he might of been trans, because he grew out his hair like a girl during the whole second semester.

Now I'm thinking about him again ;_;
he was so adorable

>>5704474
Mine was my best friend.
I fell in love with him around 6 years ago.
It all went downhill from there.

>>5704507
good thing all my bros are not particularity attractive to me

>>5704474
Mine is some guy from university, who I probably won't ever have another class with.
Haven't seen him for months, and we weren't close at all, but I still think about him all the time.

>>5704507
I KNOW THAT FEELLLLLLLLLL
SO MUCH PAIN

>>5704516
my current one, it this cute guy, I see in the cafe, like twice week. I've shitposted about him several times desu. He also has a top tier butt, I've become accustomed to checking it out, every chance I get. :^]

>>5704512
He isn't really that attractive. I had friends who were way hotter than he was, but he just had this thing about him that made me want him.

Took me five years before I could bring myself to tell him. Our friendship was already fucked before that so really it didn't matter.

>>5703485
Do straight dudes like Alecia Keys?

I am really having a hard time grappling with is my crush is straight or not. How he dresses, talks, carries himself, etc. fucking toys with my mind.

I don't have social media accounts. But I saw his facebook, or at least the front page. It had some very eccentric things listed to the world up there, it was coot doe, but questions fucking remain.

I am so tempted to just get on university email and fucking email him with a simple question:
>hey yo bruh, you a faggot or what?

Desperation is getting to me senpai after he stopped me to chat with me today after class.

TREVOR QUIT FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS

>>5704573
Suck his dick, see what happens

>>5704479
i dont think there is anything more painful than playing out scenarios that might have occured if youd talked to them and comparing those potential life paths with the lonely and unfulfilled one you are currently on

i know because that is how i have spent my whole life

>>5704573
>Do straight dudes like Alecia Keys
Probably.
Straight guys these days are pretty faggy, at least ones in major cities.

>>5704551
why does it seem like everyone else has such complex friendships. I just have buds that i study with, buds that I smoke with, and buds that I drink with lol

I don't worry about any kind of falling-out happening between us

>>5704595
>complex friendships
That's partly because I'm riddles with issues and had a strange struggle with my sexuality about other people and it kinda fucked me up bad time.

Why is it almost like 80 percent of gay "looking for3rd or playmate" always have this weird attractive disparity... One good looking guy and one really fugly douche

>>5704595
A lot of people don't understand how to have functional human relationships of any kind, friends included. They're just not functional adults.

>>5704635
Assuming that's true, why do you think? A really obvious specious answer comes to mine.

He made me pasta and now we're drinking, so romantic~

>>5704650
you don't deserve him

>>5704644

Why are they dating at all if they don't realize the other is way more attractive than the other lol

>>5704650
you two are gross
legitimately a combined 7/20

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>>5704650
Stop posting about how happy you are with your friend RIGHT NOW

>>5704650

....and you whipped out your phone to post about it on 4chan?

???

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>>5704650
You two offend me.
Not even your guys looks just lifestyle.

If there was two ugly dudes from here that got together nobody would say anything but fuck you two are shit.

>>5704665
They do realize it. That's why they bring in a third component: the more-attractive one is all "Yeah I love my boyfriend for lots of reasons but he's not satisfying me physically because he's so ugly. Therefore, let's see if we can sate that one missing element of our relationship."

And then it all inevitably goes to hell because polyamory is hamstrung from the start.

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I am your only friend.

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Does anyone remember what AnnSkellington's squat was?

>>5704691
405lbs

>>5704685
>"Yeah I love my boyfriend for lots of reasons but he's not satisfying me physically because he's so ugly. Therefore, let's see if we can sate that one missing element of our relationship."
Reading this made me sad
People don't deserve this

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>>5704691
Embarrassing.

Who has the best beard on gaygen?

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>>5704704
You. I like you.

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>>5704704

nothing wrong with a small weenus if youre an exclusive bottom like Klokov is

how is anal pleasurable

are particularly big logs of poo pleasurable or does that not stimulate whatever makes anal feel good

>>5704725
>klokov has kids and a wife

>>5704701
Don't deserve what? At least this hypothetical guy is trying to give an ugly guy a chance. Most homos don't give us anything more than askance looks and laughs-at.

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>>5704740

do you not know what a prostate is?

oh and as for pooping - its like saying "does someone pressing your dick make you ejaculate". It needs to be a repetitive stroking motion to give any real pleasure.

>>5704744

so?

>>5704713
me

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>>5704725
>weenus
Isn't that your elbow, or something?
>Klokov
I don't know who that is, I'm going to assume it's the fatty throwing those weights around in your webm.

>>5703485
Pretty much like that girl

>>5704740
>>5704758
shitting out a large stool IS pleasurable.

>>5704764
post it

>>5704765
Get out of here you love chubby men.

Is Tequila Mockingbird a good drag name?

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>>5704772

yeah, but not sexually. its just satisfying.

>>5704765

K L O K O V
L
O
K
O
V

>>5704777

what about Nightingale instead of Mockingbird?

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>>5704776
>you love chubby men
No.

>>5704740
>>5704772
my straight friend one time told me his favorite sensations were cumming and shitting. then when i suggested he play with his prostate he got all grossed out and said he didnt want to try it. why are straights so dumb?

>>5704787
You do though and you know it.

>>5704788
>why are straights so dumb?

they're men?

>>5704788
>why are straights so dumb?
You answered your own question there.

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>>5704796
Literally no.

>>5704788
Its a global conspiracy running for 10000 of years to make anal a taboo and deprive men of best pleasure

>>5704804
>overt brand-brandishing = fashion

fucking consumerists

>>5704804
Literally yes.

>>5704573
>>hey yo bruh, you a faggot or what?
that's just retarded, everyone would tell you to fuck off

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>>5704816
People with a BMI greater than 24 should not be allowed outside.
This includes those whiny /fit/posters.

>>5704830
You fuck off, faggot

>>5704847
Why do you care? Do you ever even go outside?

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>>5704847

>tfw fitposter and dont even have an "overweight" BMI

this makes me feel bad :(

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>>5704871
Not during daylight hours (if I can help it), but I can still see fatties from atop my tower.

>>5704877
Scarf and Shoes?

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Hi boys :3

>>5704884

hello
do you want to see my puzzle?

>>5704683
I thought you were a friendly namefag

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>>5704889
No, not particularly.

>>5704900

okey dokey

im gay

>tfw a guy that's been hitting on me starts talking in a derogatory way and it gives me an awkward boner

i am weak

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>>5704884
But sp your husbando is a fitposter

>>5704934
Prove it

>>5704934
http://i.imgur.com/lWopFZj.jpg

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>try to start car
>he battery died because my ignition didn't turn all the way
>it's cold as shit outside
maybe if I sleep it will just go away

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>>5704943
He's confused.
It's just a phase.

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>>5704958
you know he's bald right?

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>>5704982
I said he's just confused, it's a phase!

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>>5704987
>>5704958
>tfw he's getting fucked by jupp
>right now

>>5704997
he's probably playing Dragon's Dogma while Jupp is shitposting anonymously.

I got the warlords of draenor 10day free trial and I think WoW has just got shitter.
I was looking forward to the battlegrounds as PvP on WoW was amazing from what I remembered. But I was underwhelmed..

plus it wont let me level past 90 as it's some bullshit free trial so I can't really do much draenor shit

We're drunk

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>>5705024

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>>5704997

>>5705024
Post pics

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>>5705035

Anyone ever tried poppers? What's their legal status (in the US)? Would you recommend?

>>5705055
Pretty cute desu

>>5705059
They make sex easier, but i think they'rre illegal

>>5705055
are you gonna fug

>>5705055
gross (to both of you, but especially the fat guy)

>>5705059
Legal in the UK and I proper love them tbqh

>>5705069
>>5705059
Poppers are illegal in the UK not the US

>>5705071
We ddi when we were sober

>>5705083
what is the actual drug name?

>>5705035
>>5705055
Why does anyone wanna see these disgusting basement dwelling autists?

>>5705055
>you are now imagining circe giving tub tubs a blowie manually
>yfw

>>5705087
There's a few different types.
Popperpigs on Reddit has a good info chart

>>5705091
My name is jabba the slut

>>5705090
Because GayGen can't ignore tripfags and they can't resist bait.

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>tfw may possibly be fucked by a middle eastern daddy

I know /lgbt/ hates sand people, but he hits about 3 of my buttons so I'm going to make sure my bussy is halal.

>>5705059

Legal in the US and you can get them in most head shops and sex toy stores.

I'm tired of them - I think they just give me a head rush and not too much else. Stronger ones (different stuff) could induce hallucinatory euphoria - actually seizures. They never impressed me as far as sexual function much... well I guess the stronger ones, but that was mainly the euphoria. It was sort of sexual in the sense that being drugged out of your mind and smiling stupidly while a couple guys who have no clue what's going on with you work you over is kind of a hot scenario. But I can get that on better stuff that also doesn't get me super hard, either.

>>5705102
It's sad. The Lesbians don't seem to worship tripfags like this. Why do we have to be the ones surrounded by desperate faggots?

>>5705133

I don't think is a very devout muslim if he is having gay sex

but saying that i've heard that afghanis love to pound underage boipussi so who knows

>>5705162

Almost all Arabs + most Persians like underage boipussi. Underage boipussi is in their blood.

>>5705133
>middle eastern daddy
Sounds exotic
It's like the gay world only cares about white daddies

>>5705144
I think 90% of the tripfags are ugly and boring.

>>5705179
T H I S
H
I
S

>>5705162
It's culturally common in a lot of places there. He maybnot he devout though, who knows. But he's a middle eastern older guy, with all that entails (salt and pepper beard, hairy chest, delicious brown skin). He's also a bear but not excessively fat. This all works for me, especially since I'm in the US and middle eastern guys aren't as common as in Europe.

>>5705179
The namefags are even worse.

>>5705178
even the the part of the gay world who is not white. fuck your own and stop moaning about whites prefering whites.

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Is this how boypussy is made? Seems like he'll be a sissy in the future.

>>5705144
>because gays
I didn't know it needed clarification.

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>>5705133
>>5705162
>>5705176
>>5705178
>>5705185

>>5705191
Doesn't bother me, I'm white, just making an observation, sweetheart.

>>5705186
>>5705179
trip/namefag massacre when

>>5705091
:(

>>5705087
i think they're all nitrites but idk i don't use em

>>5705197
he looks like shit. its not even good make up.

>>5705197
>Looks like a fierce pixie <3

And thats exactly what he'll be in 12 years.

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>>5705212
How do you want to die?

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>>5705197
With the current rate of xenoestrogen consumption and feminization among the youth, we'll have loads of thirsty twinks lusting after our dicks when we're in our fourties.

>mfw I kno this is another joo plot to sabotage and subvert the white race
>mfw not even mad

most of us will die alone because we're gay

>>5705234

Can I be first?
Barbiturates overdose plz

>>5705085
gross
why

>>5705234
Not with these ugly ass dudes, that's for sure

>>5705102
I feel bad for those here who think those two cretins are attractive.

How low has your self esteem got to be to think that >>5705055 is attractive and have standards that low.

captcha was tea, because I'm spilling it

>>5705248
yea..

I'm deleting you daddy!

>>5705267

Circe's objectively pretty attractive.
I mean, not as a guy, really. But she's a pretty girl.

>>5705272
doesnt this make you anxious?

>>5705248
>what is marriage for 500 alec

>>5705234
I think hes ugly desu

>>5705234
in your arms tonight

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>>5705101
>No Middle Eastern daddy to delete your shame because he's sliding his dick into your boipussy and making you see your deflowering in the mirror.

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>>5705248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txk7MxsyVMw

When will the kpop boys come out as gay?

I want to know which ones like dick

>>5705250
unreliable, you will be saved

>>5705289
i've never had a bf and i don't think i will. sorta accepted that a while ago. so nah. do you think about it often?

>>5705311

What?
No, just use enough to kill me for sure. You can punch me first, too, if you like.

>>5705323
yes, i think about it a lot. i don't deal with loneliness very well.

>>5705323
i like going to gaygen to remind myself that however sad my dating life is, there are those who have it far, far worse. Gives me perspective

>>5705197
Maybe

When i was very young a girl in my class begged if she could do my makeup and obviously i was all "n-no wtf thats gay"

But then i let her do it and it was actually fun and i liked it. I am now a huge faggot so maybe you're right anon

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>>5705299
That sounds really nice.

>>5705327
its a perfect 'suicide for attention' method - you will be saved
unless no one finds you for a long time of course

>>5705339
glad we could help
>>5705337
never been on dates either then im guessing?

>>5705323
I like to believe that I will take care of myself and get one this year, I mean I'm perfectly fuckable, its all about mental issues, which are pretty bad.

>>5705352

Where are we doing this? The Smithsonian?
Sorry, I assumed you wanted to kill me in private or at least around people who wouldn't fucking intervene. If you put enough in me, there's no way I'd survive... I mean, I could fucking do it myself in a private place and for certain... you know, because I don't want to get 'saved' and wake up with severe brain damage from the overdose. What kind of killer are you if you can't do it discretely?

Like, there's no hope in hell you could get more than 1/2 the gaygen trips before getting caught.

Is there any buttsex tips pastebin or something? I want to know how to feel better and make my bf feel better

>>5705368
nope, never.
i'll be 22 in 9 days and i'm still a kissless virgin. it's hard not to lose hope.

>>5705366
I'm sure some blue aura deck would love it... Nerd.

>>5705389

I think 7chins has one.

Hey, remember 7chins, guys?

>>5705245
>Tfw no Jew BF to turn me into a cockslut

>>5705294
>>5705101
>>5705069
>>5705055
Something I know you fags will love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM

>>5705396
ive got a few years on you then. it gets easier over time. i think it does. dont worry so much.

>>5705410

Experience makes it easier.

Dear everybody: get laid.

I want to be a daddy to a short twink who likes to cuddle ;_;

>>5705424
experience for what? i meant being alone gets easier.

>>5705339
Same here. There's always someone worse off than you. Thanks 4chan for the reminder.

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>>5705305
>even considering letting an arab touch you

My Iberian genes make me hate muzzies desu

>>5705437
i'm a (very) short twink that likes to cuddle but i'm not into daddies, just tall twinks that like to cuddle

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>>5705389
>Clean out.
>Foreplay to loosen your hole
>Go slow at first so your ass has time to open
>Doggy Style or sit on it at first both are much easier than missionary
>Communicate
>Try different positions and see what you like best
>Eventually get super degenerate and have him fuck you over the sofa, in the tub, on the dining room table, on the stairs. Basically any surface you can fit on without breaking. That shit's hot as fuck.

Have fun anon, post back with results.

>>5705461
I am no longer a twink desu, somewhere inbetween fully adult masculine man and twink

>>5705507
I'm a pup, apparently

http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

>rich
>want a cute boy to be my 50s housewife
>would spoil the hell out of him as long as he's subservient
Where do I find what I'm looking for?

>>5705456
most of u guys are mixed with muzzies u fukin fag

>>5705305
But I'm not middle eastern I'm a Hutt

>>5705525
>be twink
>this is hot to me

Shh dont tell anyone

>>5705525
The deep web

>>5705546
I want one of you in my area. Most cute ones don't want to settle down.

>>5705560
Yeah im still doing stuff at home and finishing school so if i wanted to 'serve' a guy it would have to be near me so i can still get my degree

>>5705525

There's a site called Houseboy.
You can also proposition people you like on regular dating/hookup sites.

>>5705461

Yo

>>5705597
Fanks anon. I tried propositioning ones I like but they stop talking to me or don't believe me.

>>5705523
>Gym Rat

I don't even go to the gym, I have a little pudgy belly. I guess because I'm tall and have some but not a lot of body hair?

We did the thing

>>5705525
Fuck, this is my dream life

I just want to live the houseboy life but I'm probably not cute enough, guess I gotta go work for 50 years and pay bills and die

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>>5705526
Not northern Iberians lad. Pure visigothic/celtic mix.

>tfw you will never lead a crusade with a qt
>you will never go to your tent after a day marching and find him taking care of your stuff, sharpening your swords and wearing a short tunic
>you will never fuck his brains out and then have him sleep with his head on your chest

Sad.

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>go on date with qt
>he starts ignoring me after it prbs because I'm a lil autist shit
>likes everything I post on social media including selfies
>try to talk to him again
>he keeps ignoring me

i just want some neg seed on my bussi for a change ;-;

>>5705641
As long as you're slim and short you're probably what I want.

>>5705649
>not wanting poz seed

What's the point?

>>5703493
Because this isn't the life-ruining military.

>>5703493
>implying that's long

>>5705607
yo, what's gucci?

>>5705652
it gets scary ive fucked with these older guys from grindr and craiglist and they say there neg but always want to bareback and i dont know how to say no and i dont believe theyre neg so i have to get tested

im neg so far but i want to have fucksies without it being scary

>>5705507
Post

>>5705672

Everything's bucci, but I got your panucci, dawg. I got it.

>>5705650
D-does 5'6" 125lbs qualify senpai?

>>5705680
so are you a tall qt twink

>>5705676
>don't know how to say no
man this is grindr and craigslist lol if you're gonna bareback then be prepared to eventually get HIV

>>5705525
i'm moderately cute and super short but insecure and depressed so i'd make a shitty housewife and would do everything wrong but would be ultra obedient out of anxiety

>>5705681
That's cute. How old?

>>5705696
22 o.O

>>5705694
Why would that make you a shitty housewife? Do you like the idea of being one?

>>5705702
Also not bad.

>>5705686
i know fucking with strangers bareback is bad but i always tell them i dont like that but when they come over they wont put a condom or take it off when im not looking

i tried to do things right but when i go on dates with guys they never talk to me again because i dont know how to talk i think and they get bored of me

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>>5705709
>take it off when im not looking
you're banging the wrong sort of people mate

>>5705343
gaaaay

>>5705709
I'm so glad I didn't gave out my adress. Is it common that peopletry to scre you into bareback?

>>5705730
He's basically getting with rapists.

>>5705709
>too polite not to get AIDS

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>>5705733
Ouch.

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>>5705755
>>5705343
>>5705234
>>5704987
>>5704958
>>5704900

Why do gays like feet so much? Gays sure do love rubbing and kissing and smelling feet.

>>5705754
rofl

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What's your ideal boyfriend, anons?

>masculine
>well-read, and thoroughly logical
>more ambitious and knowledgeable than myself
>politically savvy, but not a leftist
>tl;dr - 120+ IQ and not a fatzo

>>5705775
I have no foot fetish, but I would like to rub my feet together with another guy as part of a general cuddling session.

>>5705784
>masculine
>dominant
>jewish

>>5705775
ikr it's so degenerate
i love foot fags they're lil pervs

>>5705755
just a fact
i didn't say you being a mondo gay was an insult

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>>5705784
>not fat
>university educated (preferably liberal arts)
>deeply caring (i.e. not stoic and macho)
>understands my humour
>perfect mix of masc and fem

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>>5705683

According to that retarded Noodles & Beef quizmo, yeah.

But, nah. Not really. I've gained a lotsa weight. I'm more like a horrifying mile-high sea witch which retains weight at the core. Pic related. Me/the gap between your post and my reply.

>>5705847
yeah I am more stoic and macho desu

>>5705784
Twinky body but aggressive and masculine personality, I love when smaller guys take control
A bit lazy, likes laying around smoking weed and playing video games so I can take care of him, but also so I feel like "the smart one"
Bit of a pervy streak
One good solid passion, it can be guitar or boxing or anything he likes doing that he gets really excited about and makes him smile

>>5705784
>tall
>beefy
>good-natured/sweet
>casually dominant
>handy
basically i want a lumberjack

>>5705881
i'll call you when i find something to be passionate about

>>5705784
>mutual attraction
>loves me

>>5705916
this

I just want him to be madly in love with me, is that too much to ask?

>>5705888
Hey bb

>>5705707
i mean, being one sounds like a reasonable price to pay for being spoiled by a nice rich guy
insecurity and depression translates to being clumsy with my hands though so i'd take forever to learn how to be good at housewifing

>>5705784
>mix of feminine and masculine
>frank zappa fan
>radical leftist

>>5705931
post beefy hairy pecs

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>>5705931
. lol

>>5705936

I like Zappa.
I mean, I don't own any of his stuff.
But I have an early Alice Cooper record and like the Zappa I've heard and his style of speech and debate.

>>5705937
I have to be beefy AND hairy? This is bullshit.

>>5705936
Don't fool yourself girl
It's goin right up your poop chute

>>5705951
well fuck you