Gaygen: Valentine's Day is Dumb edition

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>>5681104
this
other people being happy hurts

holy fuck

i look so hot with pink lipstick on

no tranny though

>>5681125

Show us, anon.

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>>5681125
Prove it. I bet you're some ugly-ass neckbeard with a feminization fetish.

>>5681131
nahhhhh

>>5681135
wish I could grow a beard tbqh

>>5681149
wish I had no facial hair desu

hey guys

I really could use some snuggles right now

I haven't touched another person in weeks.

;_;

>>5681166

do you wanna come over, bby

I am a cock-hungry slut

>>5681170
meyb

where are you from

>>5681179
Who isn't

>>5681181

Uh, I live in NC

>>5681199
not him but damn Circe that sounds like a shit place to live and that's coming from someone stuck in the literal arctic

Have you guys ever had dreams that feed all the insecurities you've ever had about men, relationships, all the major decisions you've made in your life? And even though it's just a dream it gets inside your head and destroys any shred of conviction you have about your life? I haven't felt this lost and empty in a long time. And I've never had a dream have this sort of effect on me.

>>5681214
Where are you?
>>5681199
Poor Circe, I went to NC once, everyone was fat and some hicks were selling chickens and shoes on the side of the road

>>5681214
>>5681220

Well I mean I live in the college town so I might be surrounded by a bunch of like a really cool people and there's always something to do

>>5681187
>>5681199
>>5681214
>>5681215
If any of you want to talk I'll be on Omegle under the tags /r9k/, robot9000, robot9001, /r9k/omegle, 4chan, and /lgbt/

pls come hang out with me I'm lonely

>>5681227

Also uh I'm in bed right now and I'm driving using voice to text some errors in translation but its whatever right

>>5681215
I had a dream that was almost realistic about a guy I like. We were walking to class together like always and then he pulled me towards him and kissed me, that was the unrealistic part. I woke up immediately and cried like a little bitch. :/

>>5681257

That's.. so sad. <\3
Also texting now, fuck the translator

>>5681264
I used to be super asocial and had no friends and he was probably the first person to try to become MY friend instead of me becoming theirs. It was around the time I was realizing I was gay so it was the perfect combo for a hopeless crush. I am nowhere near over him...

He's perfect in basically every way too and he's so nice to everyone, but still has my same horrible humor. Plus he's a total qt. But he has a girlfriend who's 10/10 awesome person and perfect for him.

Just thinking about it makes me hate my existence.

>>5681272
How do i find friends? ;_;

>>5681286
Idk, if I knew I'd tell you Oshie

>>5681104
I'd give up anything to make sure no one else would ever suffer the same kind of loneliness I do. Probably, maybe.

>>5681257
In my dream I was supposed to be meeting up with my ex just to hang out but then I found him in bed with some dude that wasn't his current bf and was like wtf and he was like "well it's no big deal people always cheat" and then I was like "well how many guys did you sleep with when we were together" and he promptly replied "9" Like it was no big deal. I sobbed and cried in the dream and he had no sympathy. In real life I had always had suspicions he had been unfaithful but don't think he ever actually did. However that insecurity felt like it had a machete driven through it. That on top of a couple other dreams that are related and also dreadful. I feel awful. Terrible. I thought a whole day would give me time to move on from it but all I can think about is last night's dreams.

>>5681303
Iktf. Sometimes a dream like that can fuck you up for a while. It happened to me with the one I posted about.

why is gg so sad tonight?

>>5681315
Our cycles are synced up

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have a messy turtleneck fellow drunkanons

>be in closet
>spending time with gay guy recently, just chilling
>female friend in common
>she's been treating me really nicely, acting cutesy lately, hugging me and touching me a lot more
>see her today
>"hey anon how was your date with (guy's name)"
>voice sounds serious
>play it off as a joke, say it was good
>"so cute"

[screaming internally]

>>5681326
>that hair
>that shirt
>those hands
let me take you

>tfw getting shipped by your girl friends even though you're closeted but it must be super obvious that you're gay

>>5681166
>I haven't touched another person in weeks.
>not years
>not "can't even remember the last time I touched someone but it was probably a handshake"
normies get the fuck out

>>5681343
pls b in london

>>5681351
nope but you wouldn't want me anyway so no real loss

>>5681335
>>5681346
Everybody knows. In fact, it is so obvious that everybody knows that nobody knew you were ever in the closet to begin with. Just saying.

>>5681356
I might want you, unless you already tried to hit on me irl in that case what a coincidence

>>5681373
You wouldn't but you haven't. I can tell these kinds of things

>>5681372
I wish everyone knew. Im too cowardly to come out even though everyone is super accepting.
>tfw self loathing

>>5681379
this must be a riddle, because I'm stumped, or maybe this strawberry shit is actually getting to me now. if this is about your insecurities or rather, just know im not all that shimmer and gold

>>5681382
They do know. Really anon. Just offhandedly mention a date with a guy sometime and nobody will bat an eye. Seriously.

>>5681390
>date with a guy
HAHAHA HAHAHA
;_;

It will all pay off in the end.

>>5681389
>if this is about your insecurities or rather, just know im not all that shimmer and gold
I know I was beaten with the ugly stick. It's not so much insecurities as realities. I just don't make any bones about it so just don't mind me.

This is a bitter as fuck edition lol

>>5681431
Stop I'm busy wallowing in pity

>>5681431
It is. And that's fine. We all need it sometimes

>>5681460
pity me plox

>>5681492
You are pitied

i forgot tinder was a thing, why WHY

all the qties ive been missing ;_;

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POST YOUR FUCKIN JAMZ FAGGOTS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmhfA5hrNQ

>>5681520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

>>5681520
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOsE8HRZJQ

>>5681520
https://youtu.be/Nndw8B4zoCw

>>5681520
https://youtu.be/g-sgw9bPV4A

>>5681558
>>5681572
>>5681706
does fucking everyone have a trip? Fucking hell.

Remember to trim your pubes.

>>5681814
thanks actually, i keep forgetting

Its 4:50 am I should be asleep
>tfw don't even care anymore

>>5681847
Do you have kik?

>tfw you're used to googling your problems to get advice from people who have had similar problems but now your problem is so unique and personalized you don't even know how to get advice on it; 4chan threads aren't even helpful

>>5681915
Nah, I'll probably make one tomorrow tho. I need to go to sleep its 5:30am

>>5681977
Ok, ill add you then maybe~ sleep cozy!

>>5681982
<3

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>if i keep acting like a massive faggot the dysphoria will go away
i have to believe

>>5681215
I once had a dream about being Harry Otter... Like, Daniel Radcliffe but gay and an otter, and I fucked Gary Oldman

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Who else /avoidant + multiple personality disorders/

Its like I have a note from the doctor saying I will never have a bf

>>5682083
post pics pls

>>5681520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMrCWR1S3Jw

>>5681104
forever alone here
worst part is I tend to push people away

I refused invitation from my friend cause I know he's hanging with his gf

>>5682108
>avoidant disorder
yeah my case exactly, it dont notice it at first, but then you end up with absolutely no life, complete shutin neet

>>5681104
OH MY GOD YES.
This edition is made for me.

>>5681104
Not me.
Me and my big guy are going to Montreal for valentines weekend.

>>5681406
When you say beaten, do you mean literally, or do you mean you lost the genetic lottery?

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>watching Predator 2
>predator wrestling with the main protagonist
>boner comes up

In a level of one to ten, how fucked up am I?
Yes, I want to sex that fucking thing.

>>5682237
Just go to college or trade school, but go to a local technical school if you want to learn some kind of trade, in my area technical school is cheap enough that grants pay for almost the whole thing, and a loan is easy enough to get from DOE. Just make sure that when a guy like me befriends you don't fall too hard in love. We're probably just nice guys and not interested in you sexually, but still willing to hang out with whoever.

>take bus everyday
>9 out of 10 times its that one driver
>cigarette in his mouth all the time
>thick hairy forearms
>in short just what i want
>instant_boner.pptx
>there is this mirror in front of him that he uses to look at passengers
>keep looking at him every single minute
>he notices, i look away
>i sometime notice him looking at me too
.
.
.
>see him in my area occasionally
>say "hi" he replies and asks me how i am
>smells strongly of cigarettes
>it feels better that any other smell in the world when its coming from him
>miserably fail at making talk

How do I drop hints that i REALLY like him?
How do I get him to drop his pants so I can suck his cock and lick his balls?

>>5682428
im in college
0 friends, 0 hookups, know 0 people

>>5682432

join a society then you nunk

>>5682444
it isnt that simple

>>5682432
I'm the same way.

I just got to my one class. Sit there, make a few jokes or remarks twice a week and go home.

Though one guy stopped me last week at the end of my class to tell me what a nice hair cut I have and how it complements me and my face.

I didn't know what angle he was playing at though, seemed really nice and genuine. Though I'm repressed and can't even tell if that guy is just awkward or is even gay.

Anyway yeah I don't do anything either. I feel you.

>>5682432
Do you smoke? There is usually a smoking area on campus where people just go and talk and smoke. Even if you are a complete fucking lunatic you'll find somebody to talk to there. You don't have to be a smoker to go there btw. Probably one of the coolest people I've met was this old pothead lady at the smoking area of my college, everybody loved her because she was really nice and open and didn't give a fuk.

If you hate smoke, go to the hangout area, I don't know what it's called, but there is usually a game room and gym and shit like that, with some pin boards hat have various clubs flyers on them. Failing that talk to a counselor or a teacher about your issue. If your issue is that you simply do not want to talk to people and cannot overcome the issue, you're basically fucked. Maybe pretend everybody is anon? It's not too horribly far from the truth.

>>5682446

yes it fucking is

>>5682448
He's probably gay and into you. Sounds like a qt desu. and so do you. Try to talk to him more, maybe something nice will develop.

>>5682459
well i tried it several and it didnt work

>>5682402
That's pretty common senpai, some people even have whole folder for alien.

Not me because Im not petty I that sense corperate shit day I can be happier and I love any other day without shitty chocolates and flowers

>>5681541
Liking Tartini is hot, anon

>>5682468
If that's the case then you are beyond help. Seek psychological treatment before it's too late. If you are just really nervous around people then keep pushing yourself to attend a single club that is very interesting to you. You might need meds to overcome your shit tho. If you do need meds, then fucking take them and get better.

>>5682479
this desu senpai

>>5682465
I don't know senpai.

The guy posted a short biography about him on blackboard.

The summary is:
>from Colorado, loves Broncos football and sports
>really nice guy
>family is important
>but Jesus and God is supreme

Don't get me wrong, the guy seems to be a genuine person and I am religious to an extent, but his overtones and over emphasis on religion has me off put a bit. Not because religion is bad, it's just that I know that culture and repression myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

>>5682494
Just talk to him. He's definitely into you, even if just as friends, but I still think he is attracted to you. I'm christian myself, but I don't go to gay churches because in my area they are all AIDS infested. Being christian doesn't mean not gay.

Let me put it simply: Straight dudes don't talk about hair, unless they already know you, and even then they don't talk about your hair complementing your face, unless it's your dad giving the compliment. The dude literally gave you a gay compliment. Either he's gay and into you or he has no social skills and wants to be friends. Either way you have a good chance of getting a qt for the bedroom.

>>5681215
>Have you guys ever had dreams that feed all the insecurities you've ever had about men, relationships, all the major decisions you've made in your life? And even though it's just a dream it gets inside your head and destroys any shred of conviction you have about your life?
Every single day of my life.

>2014
>98% of gaygen are virgin

>2016
>98% of gaygen are bareback whores on PrEP

What happened?

>>5682530
>The dude literally gave you a gay compliment.
No no no darling, that's not the gay compliment.
A compliment on your shoes is a gay compliment.

>>5682535
I held out

>>5682530
I guess I'll put more effort into it. I am a Christian too, but it's just harder for me to tell with the religious community man, that culture.

I think he was embarrassed Wednesday after he said it Monday, since he didn't speak to me. I think he was ashamed.

>>5681431
I know and I love it.

>>5682535
You weren't around for the great sexual awakening of 2015? It was great, you should have been there. Everybody got laid.

>>5682543
He's definitely into you, and is now embarrassed because he thinks he tried to flirt with a straight guy. Talk to him next chance you get or he will move on.

>>5682535
>What happened?
Awkward denial and making things up.

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8 hours until I meet my new roomies, I hope none of them are Chinese.

>>5682540
I'm not sure about the shoe thing. I mean, have you seen these nikes? But really tho, in the construction field most dudes will talk more about shoes (boots) than haircuts, same with bikers, same with athletes (shoes), but either way it will be more of a 'utility' talk than a 'visual impact' talk. The guy didn't say something about how the haircut is a good one for the summer, unless Anon has a unique haircut, the guy was complimenting Anon's face, not just his hair.

>>5682574
>I'm not sure about the shoe thing.
If he can recognise prada shoes on sight he's gay.
That's a fact.
>the guy was complimenting Anon's face, not just his hair.
That shit could be just an awkward comment that turned much more homo than intended.

>>5682481
how would meds help social autism and ugliness?
ive been going to CBT
sometimes i think im one of those chris-chan level autistic people who everyone laughs at all the time and i dont have the self awareness to see how fucking weird i am

>>5682579
by reducing anxiety related to those things. What's cbt?

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>>5682566
Just for you.
They will all be Chinese.
You're welcome.

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>>5682535
I'm still a kissless hugless virgin

>>5682590
cognitive behavioural therapy
basically what my therapist recommended after i told him i had no friends and was awkward

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>>5682596
Please no. I don't even know how to use chopsticks.

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>tfw your best friend is a qt3.14 from rural Ohio
>tfw you probably love him madly

>>5682602
My Jungian therapist recommended self-discovery.

I realized after many sessions it's all my parents' fault (mom made a lot of disparaging remarks about kids that I brought home to play with (badly behaved, etc.), and dad prevented me from participating in extra-curriculars because "muh money" and "he's going to lose interest anyways"), but I am no closer to making a friend.

>>5682609
Look at it from the bright side.
You'd literally have cheap labor as roomies.

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>>5682624
Chinese students in Australia are usually from wealthy families.
They will bully me.
>No red envelope for you, white boy [robotic chink laughter]

>>5682618
>Jungian
pls no

>>5682632
Secretly drug them whenever they have to do a test and threaten to send their less than perfect results to their conservative family.
If they want to avoid this SHAMEFUR DISPRAY they gotta obey your command.

Or sell their souls to satan when they aren't looking.

>>5682639
I got nowhere with CBT.

I only realized after months of Jungian therapy, I should have just found a better CBT practitioner that specializes in social phobia.

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>tfw you wake up to your bf everyday
>tfw he rests his head on your pec when you cuddle/sleep together

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>>5682641
>Implying they sit their own tests
Mate, most of them can barely speak English.

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How do I find a bf who loves dogs?

All of my Growlr lays are uneasy around my two dogs.

>>5682650
Kill them, kill them all.

>>5682650
What kind of shitty school do you go to where this is allowed?

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>>5682648
Tis a good feel.

How do i get the qt twink at work to come out

Everyone knows he's gay but he acts all macho except around muscular etc guys and then he acts like a little bitch

I want to put my penis in him. How.

>>5682666
Fuck off, normie.

>>5682667
>except around muscular etc guys and then he acts like a little bitch
You said it yourself
Be muscular yourself

>>5682667
Bro it up with him. Have dates, but don't call it such. Just say "let's hang out at (whatever common interest area)" Become his friend, and have some beers with him. Make sure there is a lot of physical contact. Eventually make a move, if he doesn't first.

>>5682674
Already there, its so fucking kawaii, he wont tell anyone he's gay but when i talk to him or hit on him he's all blushing and giggles, and then i see him 20 minutes later acting like Mr. Bigdick around his straight friends
>>5682678
I'll try this, thanks anon

How many of you faggots have had an anal orgasm? Any tips on how to get one with a vibrator? I can do it with a real dick, but every time I try with a dildo it only gets frustratingly close. I end up just rubbing it out because of how long I am on the brink, I just cannot take it.

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>>5682668
REEEEEEE abnormal scuuuuum.

>>5682685
>when i talk to him or hit on him he's all blushing and giggles
Befriend him and invite him over one day.
You know the rest.

>>5682666
>666
satanprotagonist confirmed

>>5682666
>tfw bf finally hits 3 plates for bench
good feels

>>5682703
You like his titties now?

>>5682693
Not sure if i want to risk being so hasty, i'm worried about the 1% chance that he's just straight but he's just intimidated by bigger guys

>>5682706
yes

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>>5682665
It's at pretty much every university here, international students bring a lot of money in.

>>5682701
SP is kind and pure. Juppy has either possessed him, or is using his trip. We need to break Juppy's fingers, and make him do my ironing.

>>5682708
Well of course you gotta take it slowly but the gist is to get him to be attracted to you.

>the 1% chance that he's just straight
How's that stopping you from fucking him?

>>5682685
>Already there, its so fucking kawaii, he wont tell anyone he's gay but when i talk to him or hit on him he's all blushing and giggles
tell me moar

>>5682717
I'm 6'3 and i have a beard, i dont think i can get away with snaring straight boys. I brought him coffee when he was working a long shift and risked asking for a hug and he went for it and said "thank you" when his head was on my shoulder, had to control my erection.

>>5682713
>tfw you will never be embraced by sp's big meaty arms

>>5682722
>i dont think i can get away with snaring straight boys.
I was implying raw power.
Anyway from the looks of it he's pretty much on your dick already except he doesn't realise it yet.

>tfw cybering with anonymous dudes turns me on more than watching porn, masturbating, masturbating with someone on cam, or phone sex...

The fuck is wrong with me?

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>>5682723
Not with that attitude!

Anyone else have rapidly fluctuating selfesteem?

half the time i want to take a chainsaw to myself, the other half i feel like George Clooney

what gives?

>>5682728
He's too cute to rape. What do you think, asking him if he wants to come over and have a couple drinks, watch a movie?

>>5682745
>asking him if he wants to come over and have a couple drinks, watch a movie?
Are you somewhat of a friend already?
Because if that's the case and you cn bring it in a casual way then sure go for it.

>>5682740
These posts these days

> I get a boner
The Fuck is wrong with me

>>5682748
I suppose. I think he knows i hit on him but he's embarrassed or nervous.

>>5682742
but anon sp and twinks don't mix
>tfw this is why sp and senpai never happened
;_;

>>5682756
I would probably be embarrassed or nervous as well.

For context: I am bisexual but I am a pure top. More masculine/muscular guys than me would intimidate me a bit.

>>5682766

D'aww, thats cute

>tfw no insecure service top to put in a headlock and tease with my strength

>>5682766
It's so fucking adorable though. Most people at work think he could be gay, he just looks at me like he wants to cry and i just want to hold him and protect him

I just found out that the man of my dreams is moving to the other side of the country, there's no chance we'll ever be together, and I'm going to be alone for Valentine's Day for the 27th year in a row.

Someone hold me. :(

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just found out i have scoliosis
might have to get Spinal Fusion surgery which would put me in the ICU

RIP

>>5682786
That's not good, feel good
Hope there's no trouble mate

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>>5682654
If you're the kind to uphold your dogs life to be far more important than theirs that's usually the problem. It's okay to love your dogs and have a "family-like relationship with them", but if you hold your dogs on such a high ground such as "My dogs are more important to me than a potential partner" you're setting yourself up for failure. Your dog is a pet, that's all it is. A member of the family yes but a subjected low end of the family. If you consider yourself equal in dominance to your dog meaning your dog controls you and is pampered by you and you expect the guys you're dating to treat your dog as an equal to them then you will always be alone and have nothing but your dog to keep you company. That is why they are uneasy around your dogs.

>nightmare was just me dodging bullets from this shady old man while having to finish a bowl of cereal with the tiniest spoon

what could this mean gg

>>5682654
Do you say anything in your profile about dogs without coming off like a furry?

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>>5682791
It is common in this world that humans treat dogs like they're humans and equal to humans in everyway. When your dog barks at someone at the front door and you yell at them or even pet them to make them run off and stop barking you're granting acceptance of this behavior. The dog thinks it will be rewarded for doing so. People treat their dogs constantly for bad behavior without even knowing it. So essentially the dog thinks it owns you and it thinks the house is theirs as well, not the other way around.

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>>5682793
In mein profezzional opinion, I zhink zis means you are a faggot.

>>5682824
classic freud

>>5682824
Actually he'd more be like you want to cut your dick off because you feel too close to your mother and are in competition with your father for her affection

>>5682831
that should be what the next mtfgen topic is tbqh

>>5682793
You want to fuck your father?

>>5682692
>tfw sp will never let jupp cuddle kyle harrington
;-;

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>>5682824
Freud was actually Czech and born in Czechoslovakia. He just spoke German and lived most of his life in Austria, but like most culture the most dominant and financially robust cultures are the most influential and publicly appealing to the masses. Barely anyone speaks Czech or Slovak anymore and no one outside of the countries want to learn the language either.

>>5682837
Hahaha
It probably will be

>>5682851
Mmmm... fuzzy midsection...

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>tfw the only people into you are those with huge self esteem issues
thanks life

>>5682860
Could be worse

>low libido, mostly just want affection and intimacy
>most guys into me just want to fuck me and dont give a shit, or treat me as a fetish object, cant even cuddle for 5 minutes without wanting to fuck

>>5682886
i don't see how that is worse unless those guys are also ones with dramatically low self esteem

Would you rather:
1)have bareback sex,as the bottom, in South Africa
or
2) have sex with a woman

>>5682893

I mean neither of them sound very terrible to me

>>5682893

i would rather murder you t b h

>>5682893
1 whose the guy topping
2 Whose the girl

>>5682893
I ask this because I recently that South Africa has one of the highest HIV rates among fags than in any other country.

>>5682893
or

>>5682860
>>5682886
You two are looking in the wrong places for relationships. I personally had problems dating guys everything that could go wrong went wrong until I realized I was looking for guys in the same place everytime which was www.gay.com it's not gay men who were my problem it was where I was getting dates that was. No one respectable or worth a damn go to these half baked sex sites as I call them. Look for guys who actually have lives beyond the slutty sexual realm of the internet.

>>5682761

Excuse me I'm not a twink

I'm pure daddy

>>5682890
Because nobody actually cares. I want to do stuff together like go out or stay in and cuddle and watchtv or whatever just to enjoy eachother's company but even if they say they do too it's usually just a little fantasy part, pre-cursor to sex, and afterwards they're just kind of distant or sometimes even kind of mean

>>5682897
South African and Berlinfags genuinely terrify me because of their extreme gay sex lives. I imagine both areas to be Vauxhall x100

>>5682899
Both are random. To cut out bias

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>>5682893
1, so long as it's a qt boer boi.
If kaffir scum, 2.

>>5682893

2.
Easily, I mean fuck.
Try something new with a lower risk of AIDs.

>>5682914
Phew
Hmm I guess 2 just do a shit job and call it a day

>>5682911
lmao yeah ok, you're twinkier than any image posted in this thread

>>5682906
I don't use those half baked sex sites tbqh I didn't even know you could meet with people on them.

>>5682913
Have you tried talking to them about this, or actually let people know that ahead of time? If I were to say "no low self esteem" on any profile/etc people would just assume I'm a huge bitch lmao

>>5682919
>try something new
Not all of us are gold stars, sweetie. Hetero sex makes me cry for about twenty minutes.

>>5682914

So, I mean..
I dunno, I guess i still really don't have a preference. As long as we used protection.

>>5682916
>qt boer boi.

Lmao Africa's gross rednecks.

http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/10yearold-raped-by-iraqi-migrant-at-swimming-pool-in-vienna/news-story/69abed188e157e2f425d8c204fa50f17
>tfw ill never get brutally raped by a migrant

>>5682929

Yeah, but getting AIDs would suck.

Missed me yet?

>>5682937
Oh, totally, and I would do hetero sex over AIDS sex, just pointing out that it's nothing new for some of us.

>>5682927

Fight me slut

>>5682929
it's really not THAT bad, not preferable. But not that bad

>>5682943
I will, and then you owe me a beavertail tbqh

>>5682949

you'll be getting my tail inside your beaver desu

>>5682956
but I'm pretty good at pinning people down so good luck with that one m8

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>tfw no chimp bf

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>TFW began lifting and am eating bigger to match
>TFW still a bottom fag and now getting clean is harder from all the additional food.

Does anyone else know my struggle?

>>5682893
2 easily

hell, maybe that will actually cure my gayness

>>5682974

I dont undetstand what you are trying to say.

What do you mean by "getting clean"?

>>5682974

I don't even eat all that much more and geeze, yeah.

>>5682965

pinning them down to take their dicks desu

>>5682974

kek

>>5682981

oh hunty...

>implying i ever need to douche

permavirgin 4 lyfe. sex would only interfere with my gains

>>5682974
literally faggots too faggoty to whine about their shit problems on /fit/ come here and shit up the thread tbqh go away

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>>5682990

>sour fatty hates fitposting

What else is new?

>>5682988
>pinning them down to take their dicks desu
sounds like rape when you put it that way and that almost makes it hotter frankly

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Which is the most alpha animal?

>tfw no kangaroo dom top bf

>>5682993
>t. the fatso literally so obese he can't get clean

>>5682989

But absorbing all that testosterone and protein when you get cummies would give you better gainz desu

>>5682994

I knew it

>>5682993
>/fit/
>not fatties

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>>5682974
>bulking
>not wanting to be stronk twunk

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>>5682998
Definitely the bear.

>tfw no fuzzy, furry bear to hug you wth that insane amount of cuddly fur and protect you with those big paws of his

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>>5683001
>>5682999

>mfw at these rationalisations

>>5683000
>I knew it
but you also asked for it so no excuses

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>>5682998

get that pussy shit out of here

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This weird as fuck guy has been pursuing me

>way fucking skinny and super pale
>like everywhere
>hair, skin, eyes
>terrible taste in clothing
>is a fucking taxidermist
>does weird shit like pic related on the side
>weird and awkward as shit
>possibly batshit insane

>>5683018
sounds like senpai honestly

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>>5683018
>dat pic
holy shit this is awesome

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>>5682998

>>5682998

bear obvs

others are just a bunch of sissy curlbros

i want to die

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>>5683028

>animal who sleeps for 6months of the year
>alpha

lel

>>>>>>>>>>>>/furfaggen/

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>>5682999
Anon, I'm 5'7, 145, and trying to make it while taking cock. My struggle is real, please no bully.

>>5683018

omg is it me??

>>5683034

.. tiny gorilla legs are so cute, d'aaaww <3

>>5683034

Gorillas have literally 2 inch penises. Sorry, can't be alpha with that.

>>5683019
Does senpai also dabble in nude modeling for my figure drawing class?

He's got a nice enough body when he isn't wearing weird weird as fuck clothes. He's just so fucking WEIRD though. Once I commented on this huge as fuck bruise on his knee and he asked me if I wanted to fucking touch it.

Heaven help me I want to fuck the shit out of a spaghetti lord who spends all his time playing with dead animals.

>>5683022
He's pretty artistically talented, I won't lie. He wants to do a series on mythological creatures, but some of the "parts" are going to be hard for him to get, I think.

>>5683040
>5'7
Honestly so sorry m8 I didn't mean to bully half a person

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>>5682998

HRRAAAAAAAGGGHHH
>that 16inch dick

>>5683053
he is kinda cute from what I can tell
get him anon, he will be the most loyal bf ever

>>5683051

why do you know animal dicksizes

>>5683053
>He's got a nice enough body
ok so that's definitely not senpai tbqh

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why dont you lift, gaygen?

>>5683071

Because I'm a dork

p.s. LOOK AT THAT AMAZING PUN OMG

>>5683018

Cool deer.
I did one like that once.

A diet of excedrin and popsicles are biding me over 'till I can get my shattered tooth removed
Also figured out that keeping an icecube in my mouth pressed up against the pain helps me sleep.

>>5683099

But anon, I do.

>>5683099
I work on a farm so no thanks

also people like circe are shitting up every local gym even if I wanted to go to one tbqh

>>5683099
you look younger

can you cuddle with me in a tent when we go camping?

>>5683114

I work out at home, anon, I have my own equipment.

>>5683099
Shame about the face though.

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>>5683099
Because this is my dream body.

>>5682893
2. And since I'm a busy man I'll just have some poor breeder do it for me.

>>5683118

ssh, dont ruin his excuses

>>5683125

c a r d i o

>>5683066
In a weird way, I think he's kind of cute too. He's one of the most eccentric people I've ever met. I'm not really sure what's keeping me back since I admit to feeling some level of attraction for him and he's made no secret about the fact that he's into me. His bluntness about it is pretty refreshing, honestly.

He might be into some kind of S&M shit or have weird kinks, though. I'm not sure I can hang.

>>5683076
He's wonderful to draw, I'll admit that. Some of my best work recently was that portrait of him.

Why he covers all that up with huge Cosby sweaters and jorts is anyone's guess.

>>5683104
He did a skull of one with jewels rather than mirror tiles, but that looks like something he'd do.

>>5683118
I think you read what I said wrong, just because you go to the gym at home doesn't mean there isn't people who look like you at the gym.

>>5683099
Because switching to an active lifestyle from an inactive one is surprisingly tough.
Decadence is a strong force.

>>5683142
He sounds freaky as fuck
film the sex famm

>>5683054
> faster muscle growth
> can still be comfortably spooned by a top

Don't be sorry anon, it's not all bad

>>5683142
>tfw no eccentric artist bf

>>5683144

What's wrong with the way I look?
I feel like it suits how I feel on the inside pretty closely.

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>>5683163
The way you feel on the inside is wrong too.

>>5683158
Glad you can comfort yourself anon. Too many crying manlets already.

where do I find dominant Jewish guys gaygen?

>>5683167

Just come over already, bby
Let's stop playing this game.

>>5683099

I wanna be a fishy queen

>>5683142

People used to say I should art model.
When I went out and not ate.

>>5683184
It is within the nature of the Jew to be submissive. They realised that they are physically inferior to the other races so they instead focus on financial power as a form to dominate through that, even though money cannot save them from being dragged out into the street and shot like the vermin they are.

>>5683150
>He sounds freaky as fuck

You have no idea. I got a nosebleed once and he was into it. Not aroused or anything I don't think, but like, mesmerized.

We've hung out a few times and he always knows about all these really cool places and events I've never heard of. The last place he took me was some club that played Industrial music and there was this stage act where people were being suspended by piercings and juggling fire. One lady threaded flaming sticks or something through her nipple rings. I was pretty drunk by then, so I don't really remember. Even though he didn't seem turned on by it, that was what made me think he might be into S&M or some freaky shit. It was pretty funny seeing him in his ugly-assed clothes in a sea of aging goths, though.

I think I kissed him at some point, though.

>>5683159
He's not really my bf. He's just this guy that's into me and I'm not sure what to make of it.

>>5683197
He doesn't eat much either. He mostly seems to subside on coffee, tea and hot cocoa unless someone reminds him.

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>>5683184
this is a dominant jew in twenty sixteen

>>5683204
you're gushing way too much about him to not be into him tbqh

just go for it, at worst you dont have to deal with the freakiness anymore, at best you have the freakiness all to yourself

>>5683197

I used to get those offers a lot in college.
It was always really flattering, but only in retrospect.
Att, i thought maybe were making fun of me or when i felt like they meant it, i was too embarrassed.

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Why do I find this pic so hot

>>5683212
Because you have bad taste in music

>>5683114
>I work on a farm
Let me love you

>>5683218
smdh you didn't have to destroy that anon

>>5683218
ya what kind of music do you like Mr. Patrician?

>>5683208
>you're gushing way too much about him to not be into him tbqh
>gushing

Does it seriously come across like that? I don't deny that I'm attracted to him, though.

I guess I could probably get used to whatever weird shit he's into so long as it isn't too out there. Like I said, I don't know why I'm holding back. At the risk of sounding like an egomaniac, he seems really smitten with me. Despite how fucking weird he is, he's pretty cool and I get the feeling he'd want something serious. I've never had a serious relationship before and I guess that's part of the reason why.

>>5683250
Well you know what to do, good luck anon wish you two the best.

>>5683250
Don't date weirdos. There's always a bigger skeleton in the closet.

>>5683247
I exclusively listen to field recordings of battered womens shelters from Azerbaijan

I mix'd bleach & water to bleach my anus and have been laying on my stomach in bed for 30 minutes. Is it suppose to burn like this?

>>5683266
same, we're soulmates

>>5683212

You're into twincest?

>>5683270
Slay a bit mawma

>>5683268

Yes. Try pouring some inside so you can be sure you're getting full coverage.

https://clyp.it/ivrw01dw

>>5683259
We both have a mutual love of B movies, so I suppose I can invite him over for some Netflix and chill. I've been trying to remember what it's like to kiss him.

>>5683264
I've known him since October. I wouldn't say we're "friends" because right off the bat he stated he was interested in being something more. But I guess in a way we are. We spend a fair amount of time together in and out of school and despite him being eccentric/weird as fuck, we get along well.

I told him I needed time (and I did at that point as I had just gotten out of a shitty relationship) and bit by bit I've developed some kind of feelings for him.

My point is, that despite the fact that he's awkward and shy and has all these weird fucking quirks (all of which I guess is endearing), if he weren't harmless, it may have shown itself by now, right? Or am I diluting myself, now?

Either way, I had to call the cops on my last boyfriend on two separate occasions, so I doubt this guy could be any worse.

>>5683284
>tfw senpai is going to not be alone for valentines this year

this is the year you'll find a topfriend senpai :3c

>>5683314

fry_squint.jpg

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>>5683321
;3

>>5683329
all porn that guy on the right is in ends up being boring af

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>>5683329

well, I am a good boy. So that much is true. But I reject any other insinuations.

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Gaahl's Robin sue is a doll.

Tune unrelatte:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2WsI07nnCk

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>>5683339
once a bottom, always a bottom senpai ;)

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>>5683359

Selfiedaddy is pure bottom daddy goodness though

my sister goes away today and I am sad

>>5683313
you seem as smitten with him as he does with you tbqh.

>Either way, I had to call the cops on my last boyfriend on two separate occasions, so I doubt this guy could be any worse.

wut

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>>5682967
100% of chimps have HIV. HIV comes from Chimps.

I've never been dumped famm isn't that great :'^^)

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>>5683366
his name is alex senpai, go down to florida for some selfie daddy cuddles

>>5683392
That's because you never had a relationship.
>kissless virgin

>>5683397
thank you for completing the joke family

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>>5683313
>Or am I diluting myself, now?
That's a tough one.
I'm sure if you concentrate you can figure out a solution .

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>>5683397

>>5683395

If only

;___;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gl_qPefJRs&list=PL5019E2991989B0DE&index=8

How did I get to this part of youtube

>>5683403
11/10

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>>5683379
>HIV comes from chimps
>HIV supposedly spread to humans through Africans eating chimps
>yet HIV contracts only through sexual relations
conclusion: HIV is a thing because some niggers thought it's a good idea to fuck chimps

>>5683414

>HIV contracts [sic] only through sexual relation

Oh honey no

>>5683411
Because you were looking at depraved shit again weren't you?

>>5683268
You put bleach in your anus and you're surprised it burns?

>>5683416
well you shouldn't fuck niggers either way because that's how you get HIV infections

>>5683417

One of the youtubers I watched recently collab'd with this cool chilled out chick
Who also collab'd with this other cutie sass queen-
-who I THINK (?) is the one in the blond wig?

is it bad I actually like the song

>>5683411
...
You mean VEVO?
Or maybe it's not, I don't know. But Vevo's a pretty shitty part of YouTube.

>>5683410
>if only
>
>;__;

bottoms only hope and dream, tops take action
looks like you're a bottom

>>5683413
Thanks bb.
>>5683416
Shit. Does this mean I have to stop killing and eating gay people?

>>5683431

I mean, I was watching Hartbeat's uploads
And this was in there, not sure why
.. i've listened to it like five times now

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>>5683447

whoops

>>5683271
yes tbph

New thread:

>>5683474
>>5683474
>>5683474

>>5683403
I shouldn't have laughed at that.

>puns/10

>>5682428
JUST

I'm past that age, and I'm not in states, but thanks for trying to help.

If I have a crush I just run the hell away. It's literally how it sounds. Avoidant personality disorder. It's not just being shy/awakward.

>>5683430
Yes, and you should feel bad.

>>5683411
now I want a blond wig and to get tanned
stupid agp

>>5683018
I bet it's slenderman in disguise.