/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

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>>5677494
>tfw no headpats, cuddles, human contact
God, I'm tired of being at work. I could use some happy stories to know joy through vicariously.

no miss cock edition

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yumes got a weird dick dude bitch shouldn't have jelq'd

post below this one has cooties

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>being a big meanie

how about we be nice that'd be nice. nice. let's do our best today, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5th for being a useless human being

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Ok thread

>>5677506
>yumes got a weird dick dude
link to yumes cock

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>>5677513

>Shave arms
>put lotion on arms to try and make them feel better
>feels like someone set my arms on fire
send help ;_;

>>5677517
no dude that would be wrong

>>5677507
>>5677513
I doubt that's all she's had

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>>5677513
Make me >:D

>>5677513
show me the butt

>>5677505
Did Kayla get banned or something?

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>>5677525
We can only hope elanna

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>>5677518

yes1

>>5677521
>>5677507

i've never had an STD thank god. imagine. ;-;
cooties tho... tru

>>5677523

i will send u to ur room without supper

>>5677524

OMG NO LOL

And the post is hidden.

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>>5677532
>send you to bed
(๑و•̀ω•́)و
Try me

>>5677525
That wouldn't be too bad. Hope she makes some friends offline; she wasn't very good at making friends here.

>>5677534
awww just look at how cute it is

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>>5677501
i wish i had some to share. someone should post some so we all can self-insert as the narrator.
>>5677513
no bully edition now!
>>5677514

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>>5677534

>>5677534
It's just not fair that her dick is so nice looking

>>5677532
OMG YES LOL

>>5677534
well thats one feminine penis

>>5677385
is this your steam name eldritch visage? stacylightningtits brings up nothing on google and this account on steam.

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>>5677540

U DON'T WANNA MESS WITH MY F A M, I EAT NERDS LIKE U FOH BREAKFUST

>>5677549

yes pls

>>5677554

whhYYYY

>>5677565
yep that's me.

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can you guys just fucking stop bullying me?
give it a fucking rest

>>5677570
<3

>>5677570
M I S S C O C K

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>>5677570
can you stop being the worst fucking person possible? Give it a rest.

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>>5677567
>whhYYYY
jUst cause cuz

>>5677577
just give her a good dicking already Lilly

>>5677577
How am I being a bad person?

>>5677570
Hey you did the same thing about in another thread because anon wasnt 100% on srs

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>>5677567
>plays video games
>says I'm a nerd

Edie pls

>>5677584
you disgust me. Fucking kill yourself, hon.

>>5677569
added you but I'm not looking to play right away unless you want to do something.

>>5677584
honestly kayla I think this may just not be the place for you to post anymore, regardless of if you're in the wrong or not. clearly it's almost impossible for you to get a normal, on-topic conversation going with anyone else here whether that's your fault or not so it seems like a waste of your time to be here, as well as detrimental to the general. have you tried other websites or communities?

>>5677584
You are too autistic to live.

>>5677506
ya and its gonna be rippin u open in April LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO #ownd

Post your 5 least favorite trips RIGHT NOW!

Someone post pics of kit I know they are out there

>>5677608
kayla's been posting on /lgbt/ and then /cd/ before that for years and years despite anon's complaints. I don't think she'll leave until she's dead.

>>5677622
Kayla
Lalalilly
Kayla
Lalalily
Kayla

>>5677580

ok fine here

>>5677597

LMAO THAT PIC
u win this round, angie

>>5677622

everyone i love everyone

>>5677622
kayla
korra
kayla
korra
kayla

>>5677634
what's so bad about lily? apart from the 'hur I'm a cis girl now' rants and eminem haircut?

>>5677639
Wow those panties are really cute tho.

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>>5677603
it's cool. just message me when you wanna senpaitachi
>>5677622
pleb x5

>>5677644
she intentionally riles up kayla and shits up the thread as a result

>>5677639
wooh!
and panties!
/faints

>>5677639
while you're feeling generous give me a soles webm?

it's a thread for being nice to everyone, right? :^)

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>been on hrt for almost 3 weeks
>very small but noticeable changes in breast size
>left nip is full on girl sized and sensitive af
>rightie is still in boy mode and with only slightly increased sensitivity

please tell me this is normal? they'll equal out, right???

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>>5677666

>>5677666
No, they will probably never equal out. Breasts are funny like that.

>>5677666
This is entirely normal, things will even out eventually. You're only 3 weeks in, having any sort of growth at that point's a miracle anyways.

>>5677666
it's normal and maybe
also, the difficulty i'm experiencing typing reminds me why i drink tea over coffee

>>5677649

thank! i have to have qt lingerie for camming so ye ~_~ it's american apparel can u believe that? the set came with this bra, it was super cheap and i think they still have it.

>>5677654

there u go ok don't ask for my butt anymore ok

>>5677660

!!!!! OMG LOL
no cuz ppl posted screen caps of my feet from me being on cam so u lost ur bigfoot privileges

>>5677608
I don't like any other online trans community. Everywhere else people just want to hugbox or talk about old people stuff. I liked it here, Its not fair I get singled out or shit on every fucking minute, everyone here now either ignores me or makes fun of me, its not right I should be the only one who gets picked on here while everyone else is meeting up and being happy and nice to everyone else here. People don't even treat me like a real person, its fucked.

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>>5677623

>>5677680
Didn't mean to quote.

>>5677666
You are stuck with frankentits kiwi.

>>5677687
U have only yourself to blame

Just be based

>>5677690
Post them NOW

>>5677686
>there u go ok don't ask for my butt anymore ok
post butt

>>5677680
This isn't really that funny desu cus that character probably doesn't know what a calorie is baka..

>>5677686
>goth dollface
yes, this is my fetish

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I had the weirdest fucking moment on the Bus today. I had just sat down and it was nearly time to go, but suddenly I got this really weird feeling and got off the bus just minutes before it was scheduled to depart for the truck driving school in Missouri. As if I was making a massive mistake and I needed to eject and go home before I made an even larger mistake.

I have no fucking clue how else to describe it except to sit in befuddlement as I sat down just minutes ago and log back on.

tl;dr
decided not to go to truck driving school and give the contracting job a few more weeks to get itself sorted out.

>>5677711
Filtered.
Again.

>>5677696
>U have only yourself to blame
No I don't. I snapped at people but I apologized and haven't done it since. Can't everyone move on from that? Bullying me is what drove me to lash out in the first place. Like 1% of mtfg actually ever treats me like a trans girl, the rest call me a fetishist and a cross dresser and have no clue it hurts me deeply. I feel like the only trans person here who never has had their transition taken seriously. I have came a long way regardless of what you and everyone else wants to say.

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>>5677718
*fart* LMFAOOOOOOO

>>5677696
>Just be based
This. I'm sure you can name a few trips that are as obnoxious as you are but get a free pass because they're otherwise awesome or just badass. Jot down the names you think fit that definition and be like them. Nothing wrong about having role models.

*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT*'s
WHEW who the fuck was that thats disgusting guys

>>5677730
me

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>>5677731
Cough syrup farts :^)

>>5677731
Hot.

>>5677736
I want to lick your neopuss

>>5677736
doesn't smell any worse than the normal bullshit thats' always coming out of your mouth

>>5677740
>wanting neovag
ewwwww.
speaking of which, Elanna, do you ever regret SRS?

>you will never tickle elanna's soles

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>>5677709

will u never be satisfied, butteanon!?!?!?

>>5677716

t-thank

>>5677730
>>5677731
>>5677736

u gross lil sissies better not act up in front of daddy like that tbqh he'll never give u cummies at this rate

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Ok, I'm officially one step further into madness. I'm totally in love with someone I've never even seen or heard. And it still feels right.

>>5677752
you have a deceptively young round face

>>5677750
>will u never be satisfied, butteanon!?!?!?
n o!

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>>5677719
You have not changed or matured as a person in the fucking 5 years or so that I've known you as a person. You've somehow managed to go on Chan boards for I think as long as I've been going on them, and yet you still take things fucking seriously. You expect people to hugbox you but complain about other sites being too hugboxxy. You fail to understand this is entirely your fault, the entire reason you are treated like this is because you react, and it gets to you. People feed off of other people's weaknesses, and they will attack if they know something can get to you. Almost every single trip here has at least one person that constantly will lash out and attack them, but the difference between that and you is that you react EVERY TIME. You take everything personally, and will respond to literally every negative comment thrown at you, and are ALWAYS on the defensive. You need to grow the fuck up, and stop caring what people on fucking 4chan think about you. It's fucking pathetic that you're so fucking caught up in /mtfg/ drama that you actually let it consume and dictate your life. Grow the FUCK up Kayla. It's the internet, nothing matters, you know none of these people, you will most likely NEVER know any of these people in real life. Fuck off and take a break, start posting anon, or just stop fucking caring. Embrace your insecurities, but I doubt you're strong enough of a person to do that.

tldr; grow the fuck up Kayla, you're a lolcow and as long as u can be milked, you will be retard

>>5677752
Congratz

>>5677750
sorry m8 i've gone full degenerate at this point, my redemption is impossible now

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what color are your nails mtfg?
mine are cinnamon fire

>>5677687
honestly kayla you need to move out and get general therapy. living like you have has had a serious impact on your personality and the way you view others. you can heal with time but you need to change your environment and get professional help first. I don't think you're an innately bad person but you talk and act like one at the moment and it drives others away.

>>5677748
No, why?

>>5677750
O-oh no ;~;
How will I get cummies?

>>5677740
U-uh
o////o;

>>5677747
*braaaap*

>>5677762
>grow the fuck up
you should take your own advice love

>>5677758
Well, some gay guy started a round of "guess how old I am" at the trans group I was at this afternoon. I averaged 28. Almost ten years younger than I really are. Also, I was pretty much told that I could get plastic surgery if I wanted to, but that was probably a bad idea because of obvious BDD, and that in any case, I shouldn't call it FFS because I don't really need that...

>>5677771
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPT* hehe wittle yume made a mess x)

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>>5677760

;-; my life is spinning into an abyss of my own making

>>5677762

o. well shit

>>5677764
>>5677770

there is always hope for those cummies... if u just...believe

>>5677778
yeah, seriously. i hope i look as good as you at your age.

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>>5677770
I remember talking to transgirls before who deeply regretted getting SRS, and some who haven't. I was just curious which one you were. You overall seem pretty okay with yourself, so that's very good!

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I just finished playing this game and had a good time.

>>5677788
Ur probably gonna meet her I just realised lol

>>5677768
I'm so not bothering about doing my feet nails or epilating my legs in the deep of winter, sorry. I'll do that when I show everything next summer. I already have a lovely bikini I haven't worn yet for that.

Which trips girlcock do you want to suck the most mtfg?

>>5677762
But literally almost everyone here treats me like shit, and I doubt its to get a response, its more like to make themselves feel better by shitting on me because I don't pass in their view.

>>5677769
I'm the one that needs therapy because other people are vicious little shits?

>>5677805
i'm gonna try to be nice here and tell you that you can't see your own flaws and you need someone professional to tell you what they are, because you won't take it from us no matter how we give it to you.

>>5677805
>It's not my fault, it's not my fault!
>Everyone else is just wrong about me!

>>5677805
You're a fucking retard. You just blew off all that advice I just gave you because it doesn't fit your little victim complex mantra.

Ky

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>>5677786
>;-; my life is spinning into an abyss of my own making

>>5677796
>were roadtripping early june and im gonna be there all year
>shes gonna be around during the summer at some point
yeah no shit dude i already figured that out im gonna fuck her while u watch LOL

>>5677805
Kill yourself.

>>5677801
elanna and lily

>>5677801
Kayla, maybe that will make her shut up and stop attention whoring.

>>5677825
No pls o////o

i couldn't find any mango caps that defined my life and my future well enough so i decided to make one

>>5677828
Most underrated post of 2k16

>>5677834
Ayy.

>>5677801
My own, just to be able to honestly brag later about how I once managed to do that. Autoandrophilia up to 11. Time's running short, though.

>>5677833
i cant wait to take a big steamy shit on ur dick ;))))))

>>5677820
You literally told me to leave mtfg. I have no where else to go online. Don't call me a retard either. The retard here is you, all you do is have sex with other trannies, play games, and do illegal drugs all day because you live off of social security disability. And that makes you think you can call me a retard? You are leeching off the system and yet I am the retard.

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How do I become a popular /mtfg/ trip? What is the initiation ritual?

>tfw I have an appointment with the headshrink that will give me the second letter needed for srs
>it is a mental health evaluation
>tfw when I am going to fail
>tfw I will most likely get locked up
>this tranny is nuts
>supports Trump, wants to live inawoods, uses loonix, loves guns, and wants to cut off his dick

>>5677848
you don't have a penis though

>>5677846
Being retarded doesn't mean "living the dream", you can't apply your own meaning to a word if it suits you.

>>5677847
get a trip
post pics of self

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>>5677846
>I have no where else to go online.

outside

>because you live off of social security disability

no i dont lmfao, i don't even begin to qualify for that

good to know u dont actually want to make urself better u just want to bitch and moan until things fix themselves, ur the only retard here m8 *does a kickflip on a skateboard and ollies away*

>>5677805
Do you have Castlevania for 64?

>>5677847
first you get a trip and post butt because new trips must post butt pics

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>>5677788
Yeah, despite some really bad self image in regards to face, voice and presentation, I'm actually pretty happy with my body now. I know some girls deeply regret it though, I knew one of them ;-;
I guess the only shitty part is that in a lot of ways I feel like I've made other people less comfortable with me in order to get more comfortable with myself. When it comes to genitals, I feel like I'm seen as more of a freak for having a neovag than I ever was for having a girltinkler.

>>5677853
>*does a kickflip on a skateboard and ollies away*
epic

>>5677848
is your daddy going to mortgage one of his seven houses to pay for your srs? must be so hard not working and flying around the nation all the time going on vacation every week.

>>5677847
Post tummies, bummies, and feeties.

>>5677856
post butt

>>5677862
post butt

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>tfw finally off work

H*ck yea!

>>5677853
woah how did you do that?

>>5677848
You're doing it wrong. It works the other way around. You get committed, then you get to dictate your referral letters to shrinks who have no idea what WPATH requirements are.
Worked for me.

>>5677853
thanks for ruining my mood jerk

>>5677851
what dream is that?

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>>5677847

literally this >>5677852
then just be mean to kayla and flaunt ur assets and ur gold

>>5677867
hey kaffy want to play some steam games?

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>>5677866

>>5677860
>I can't win an argument so I'm going to aimlessly yell insults at whoever is listening

>>5677860
>why don't people like me!! waa!!

pathetic weed
i rescind my fake niceness

>>5677875
neeners?!

>>5677869
a coloured fellow taught me those moves
>>5677871
im ruining your mood for telling you the truth that your life isnt going to get better if you just sit around and cry on 4chan about how bad it is and scream at people who make fun of you?

you're Chris-Chan tier lolcow

im done with this conversation i got some ollies to oop tyvm

>>5677871
I wanna fix your mood by slapping you in the face with my thick cock

>>5677860
Why do you hate me? My insurance is covering srs. You could have been on hrt five years ago, but nope you are too much of a coward to go through with it.

>>5677870
>get committed
>losing your gun rights

nope i rather keep my fun rights than get srs

>>5677860
Oh fuck off

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>>5677857
I'm not so sure about that, most guys I know who talk about transgirls always say they would only fuck one with a neovag. Either way, if you're happy with yourself, who gives a fuck? I promise I'm gonna have no problem eating you out this summer.

>>5677883
when and where? or let me guess, you are in another continent like every chaser magically is when i try to respond to them

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>>5677878
>>I can't win an argument so I'm going to aimlessly yell insults at whoever is listening

UR BREAKING MY FUCKING RIBCAGE LMFAOOOOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>5677860
What the fuck Kayla? You were asking her to pick you up with her car a few weeks ago and now you are insulting her?

>>5677895
No one here has anything nice to say to me anyway. kira or yume or whatever made that painfully clear

>>5675178
i'm like two threads late but THIS POST MADE ME SCREAM ashjkfhjkasdfhjksdhj

>>5677805
>>5677860
>>5677871
kayla people treat you like shit because you are really fucking annoying, really fucking pessimistic, really fucking antagonizing, really fucking thin skinned, and a compulsive liar

change these things about yourself and everyone here will gladly accept you and be your friend

>>5677892
Stop living in the Antarctic. I live in Canada and I'll fuck your ass until you stop being a pussy if you're near.

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>Make a post, Watch it get swept away in yet another Kaylagasm.
kek.

On another note: Hey Korra!

>>5677857
Honestly, my transition made everyone more comfortable around me. My fake male self was so phoney it was jarring even to my own parents. Well, it was so phoney it made a terf call me a lesbian.
I guess my parents are a bit disappointed that they won't have grandkids, with my sister being barren too, but I've never felt as close to my mother as I do now.

>>5677886
Who needs gun rights to have guns, seriously? I could easily smuggle my shotgun into the clinic and nobody would know.

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Truth hurts, huh?

>>5677907
I don't come here pretty frequently, but when I do, you always seem like a beacon of well-adjustedness and reason in this messy, self-hating shithole, CFH.

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>>5677906
heya dear! what's up? ^-^ sry if I missed ur post earlier I was still working

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>>5677906

>>5677892
I don't live in California but if you feel like taking a plane out to a different part of the US we could arrange this ~

>>5677915
yeah but I want to cc and if I get seached and do not have a permit in a gun cuck state I will get into some shit. Anyways I will be back later. I have to leave. I should be back home by 5pm at the most. I will either be really happy or sad because I want my fucking letter so I can get srs.

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>>5677893
I made a qt laugh, YES!

>>5677918
And yet for good reason, I've been a psychiatric inpatient for nine months now. Says a lot about both 4chan and trans people, I'm afraid.
But, seriously, transitioning has been incredibly easy for me. I can count myself lucky. For that at least.

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>sit up cross-legged to read kayla spiral into a glass cage of emotion
>feel a sudden pain in my nether regions
>curious as to why, i bend over in front of my full length mirror and look
>mfw my taint was slightly bruised from brunette boy literally slamming his dick into me while i was on my back

SINCE WHEN IS THIS A THING??? this is almost as bad as the time i bruised my uvula from getting facefucked by my ex lmfao!!!

>>5677926
hahahahaha do you know how hard it is to get on a fucking plane? I don't have that kind of money to buy a plane ticket, rental car, and a hotel.

>>5677902
I tried to be better but look how I was treated all morning.

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>>5677890
I guess it depends on the circles you hang around in. Most, if not all things that I've ever heard from cispeople about neovaginas is how disgusting they are. It makes it a lot harder to feel happy about myself, even if I know that surgery was the right decision.
>I promise I'm gonna have no problem eating you out this summer.
o///o;
O-ok

>>5677900
:3

>>5677936
wow did you really get a bruised taint?
I'd like to see that

>>5677939
>I tried to be better but look how I was treated all morning.

you've burned a lot of bridges you can't expect things to change overnight. a big first step would be admitting to some of your lies - such as your lego and racecar salesperson interviews.

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>>5677939
yeah dude planes are FUCKING HARD and not to mention EXPENSIVE

u have to wait in an airport and go through a security gate... also u have to take off ur shoes at the security gate THEY'LL SEE MY MAN FEET xO

*puts on hat respectfully and moonwalks forward*

>>5677935
>I've been a psychiatric inpatient for nine months now

I'd say a lot of the girls here would benefit from that. Really though, I never noticed psychiatric patients being typically less reasonable than mentally healthy people, but I don't know what kinds of hospitals you've been in.

>>5677939
>do you know how hard it is to get on a plane?
relatively easy?

>>5677666
Worst case, you end up a one-breasted Amazon warrior and can continue firing bows without worrying about the string hitting your tit, which I hear hurts a lot.

>>5677939
>getting on a plane is hard
I've got my own car and my own place as well
Your loss kitten~

>>5677949
im a tranny and i think neovaginas are absolutely disgusting too if that helps :^)

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>>5677955
holy shit yume pls im dying all of your posts have been absolute gold

*tips fedora* milady

>>5677955
That is such a lie. My mom said airfare is usually $1,500 a person.

>>5677953
I didn't lie about either of those job offers.

>>5677969
kaffy please reply! >>5677873

>>5677970
>My mom said airfare is usually $1,500 a person.

It's hard to tell if you are actually this stupid or just pretending.

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>>5677952

;___;
i would take a pic but i feel like that's gross? right?? isn't it???

>>5677955

SCREAM

>>5677970

NO IT'S NOT GIRL LMAO

>>5677970
Are you actually fucking retarded? I'm dying.

>>5677970
>m-mom said
lmao

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>>5677965
dude i will literally pay for a 1 way ticket from LA to whereever you live if you take care of kayla forever and make sure she never posts here again
>>5677970
oh shit... i guess your mom is right dude o.O

shit...
>>5677969
:o

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>>5677973
im going to continue to ignore u bc u insist on calling me that

this is the last (you) ur gonna get from me pal

>>5677977
>;___;
>i would take a pic but i feel like that's gross? right?? isn't it???
NO IT'S NOT GIRL LMAO

>>5677970
>I didn't lie about either of those job offers.

the truth will set you free kayla

>>5677970
Momma's little boy.

>>5677983
but kaffy I only wanted to be friends

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>>5677752
Are you saying you have a waifu?

>>5677957
Well, it's a pretty nice rehab clinic in an old manor house. My room is in the newest part, though. About 250 sq. ft., queen size bed and a full bathroom with tub. Could be worse.
I'm only staying there as long as possible to make my case for disability retirement look better. I'm not even malingering. Technically not, at least; I got the shrinks to back that plan up.

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>mild

Kayla is the most fascinating human being ever based on just the fact that she's so motherfucking stupid.

>>5677990
drop the stupid racist name and we'll talk

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>>5677982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnXp6Saa8Y&feature=youtu.be

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>>5678002
>round-trip
>less than a week away
>INTERNATIONAL

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

>>5678000
Is Kayla even a tranny?

>>5678002
>first class
>next week

ugly man ugly personality ugly mind

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>>5677968
It would be nice to be able to get used to hearing that.

>Kayla gets proven wrong.
>'B-b-but momma says"
Kayla truly is...
The water boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfC4u5GCy3I

>>5678010
This is a simpler version of a complex question: can chasers be trannies

>>5678010
No, Eliot is just a weird fetishist dude. AGP as fuck.

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is this too much makeup for an every day look?

>>5678010
Just an autistic crossdresser like chris-chan

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>>5678002
kayla pls stop responding to my girlfriend, she's laughing so hard I'm starting to worry for her safety

>>5678013
i'm sorry senpai i love my gt and plus if it makes you feel better the sight of and thought of drugs triggers a deep disgust in me about 1/3rd as strong as srs does

i sympathise with your dysphoric plight tho

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>>5678017
There is no such thing as AGP

>>5678014
oh now you're picking on me?

>>5678009
I don't know how air travel works because its always been too expensive to even try.

>>5678021
Yes.

>>5678010
no

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>>5677991
I'd be really surprised if she looked like some anime girl... Besides, I haven't had a crush on a cartoon character for so long that anime girls look very different from the ones I liked. Pic related, the one on the left. I was 8, ok?

>>5678029
Neither are you lol.

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>>5678002
>too stupid to use google properly
>first class
>international flight

>>5678021
Mom? What are you doing posting here?

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>>5678026
???

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>>5678026
Kayla, thank you so much. This is the hardest I've fucking laughed in a really long time

>>5678034
Its not fucking international. My closest airport is Ontario here in California you fucking retard. Also, no way would I ever fly scum class because I heard there are germs and the seating is tight.

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>>5678045

>>5678026
Calling you on something. As I promised to. On every matter thus far you've gotten proven incorrect. Instead of conceding that you were wrong, you come up with special cases where your moms claim is true, but despite being shown like 50 cases so far that you are incorrect, you hold onto that one ridiculous situation and hold it as gospel.

>>5678026
I am surprised you made it through puberty being this much of a failure.
How does your family feel about you Eliot? Don't you want to grow up and stop being such a burden on them? Aren't you around 25 years of age?

>>5678045
Why are you so resistant to spending less than $200 for a ticket? Aren't you desperate to get your booty poked by a hard dick?

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>>5678045

>>5677682
Oh no

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Can I still be a woman if Im into being called a sissy faggot, or am I just trap trash?

>>5678021
>is this too much makeup for an every day look?
It looks like you're wearing makeup, which is the opposite effect you want makeup for an everyday look to have

>>5678045
>scum class
Its called cattle class tyvm

>>5678053
Say I buy a coach ticket, then how do I afford a rental car and hotel room?

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leave kayla alone you pieces of shit, i'm part of her merry gang of chasers and i'm here to tell you to BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

kayla is a perfect angel, how dare you speak ill of miss cock

>>5678058
Not sure about the trap but definitely trash.

>>5678045
>I heard there are germs and the seating is tight
Oh Eliot.

>Be Kayla.
>Poor, Admits to it.
>Won't fly economy because it's "scum class"
At what point should I not call you out? In saying that economy is scum class, you effectively insult me, who happily flies "Scum" class and likes it. You admit yourself that you've never flown on a plane before in your life yet you presume to lecture people on the matter? Are you daft or did you forget to take your meds? I suddenly feel HAPPY that I had this weird black out moment just before the bus drove off because it allowed me to come back here and witness the most wtf line I have ever had the misfortune of reading.

>>5678063
>>5677965

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>>5678063
see
>>5677965

>I've got my own car and my own place as well
>I've got my own car and my own place as well
>I've got my own car and my own place as well

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>>5677730
Yuck

>>5678063
the chaser is offering to pick you up and let you stay at his place

>>5678024
>if it makes you feel better
It really doesn't, but oh well. I'm used to disappointing and/or disgusting people at this point.

>>5678068
I bet if you went there to pick me up you would just turn around because I am too ugly to pick up and too ugly to hang out with.

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>>5677737

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>>5678077

>>5678001
wait how is kaffy racist I don't understand?

>>5678060
I'm getting pretty close to my goals when it comes to looks, now that I think of it. I'm going around with little or no makeup and I'm still unequivocally female.
Ideally, I should be able to still pass as female while chewing on a stogie and wearing a worn three-piece suit with a black tie and a battered fedora. I think that a couple more years of HRT and a bit of plastic surgery will get me there.

>>5678079
what is there to question? if I did in fact try to fly to this chaser he will take one look at me and leave, then I will be stuck alone in a strange place and worry

>>5678081
does kaffy come from kaffir/kaffer?

>>5678077
You've posted plenty of pictures doll, I wouldn't be offering if I intended to do that to you

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>>5678086
i think that would be a good learning experience for you

>>5678077
agreed

Hello

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>>5677970
>My mom said airfare is usually $1,500 a person.
Girl where do you think you're going? Japan?

i saw my niece today and it was good

>>5678093
>doll
You have never seen me lol, I look like a monster. Plus I have stretch marks on my inner thighs so I doubt you would tolerate seeing me naked

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>>5678077
i will defend to my death your right to shitpost


im new here btw, why do you guys hate kayla so much? she seems really cool based on what she has posted on /b/

>>5678103
was she cuhrayzee

>>5678058
If a trans woman gets off to being called a sissy faggot, are they AGP or AAP?

>>5678107
yeah a lil bit

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>>5678102
>Liking that kikeshit

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>>5678002
Get out of Ontario, you're not welcome here.

>>5678104
Guess what. I have a tiny bit of cellulite on my phat butt. That doesn't make me a monster.

percentage of dudes who actually care about stretch marks: 0

>>5678105
New here too, but probably because Kayla can be a bitch sometimes

>>5678109
awww das cute

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>tfw made almond milk hot chocolate with a bit of honey and salt

it's delicious and only like 80 calories, thank you jesus

>>5678104
Post face and prove it, slut.

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>>5678114
Theyre still gross desu
Source: have them

>>5678115
but she's only a bitch because everyone attacks her. are they just jealous because she passes so well?

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>>5678105
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz itsSOOOOrandom!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>5678124
Naw she can still be a bitch regardless
>>5678122
They are

>>5678104
Stretch marks or no, I'm not someone who would care to waste both our time and money worrying about small things like that. I'm offering you what you want, you just have to be willing to hop on a plane and come and get it.

>>5678124
>are they just jealous because she passes so well?

idk about everyone else but this is why i am mean to her honestly :(

>>5678111
Hi Cheska.

>>5678119
>80 kcal for a drink

You're gonna get fat.

>>5678128
are you being mean to me or just memeing or both

i have incredibly thin skin

>>5678124
Nah, she's a bitch because she's a bitch. We attack her because she's been a bitch for 5 years and constantly is a bitch. She whines about being a victim and how everyone is so mean to her, and then she trash talks other people two posts later.

She wants this general to be a hugbox for her, where we all listen to her whine and support her and deny reality.

>all these people responding to Kayla
This is why mtfg is shit

>>5678124
She takes the bait really easily

>>5678122
Iktf other then the redness can you get rid of them

>>5678128
I'd date a cute crossdressing boy.

>>5678128
>python
Not THIS is shitposting.

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>>5678104

you know guys don't care about stretch marks right

>people actually think that kayla wud leave her inbred town

>>5678137
idk what youre talking about this is fucking hilarous

>you will never buy Kayla a first class one-way ticket to literally anywhere in the world that doesn't have internet access
I know that sounds mean, but I honestly think getting separated from her internet persona long enough to get her shit together.

>>5678134
nice try but i only had 600 today :- )

>>5678128
Dank maymay friendo

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>>5678135
do u haf autisms?

>>5678119
Honestly, these days, I skip the natural stuff altogether. Too fattening. Cellulose powder, liquid paraffin and artificial flavourings make for a nice, zero calorie hot drink.
I learned a few nice cooking tricks of that kind while starving myself to death.

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>>5678141
What if he looks better than you?

>>5678132
well im glad you can admit it at least

>>5678130
>>5678136
>>5678138
kayla IS a victim. a victim of your incessant bullying. i realize most of you are just jealous because she is sexy and is constantly getting job offers from amazing places like lego and race car stores, but just because she is living life to the fullest doesn't mean you have to act like crabs in a bucket.

>>5678139
I guess w something expensive.
Rarely see celeb moms w them.

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>>5678144
mommy said never leave, its to expensive to leave. costs milliuns of trilliuns just to own a house, so im going to stay with mommy forever!

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>>5678133
Hi anon.
Is it really so obvious?

>>5678149
yes unfortunately my parents vaccinated me

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>>5678152
this is a good bit

>>5678152
Then explain this post, >>5677860
What did Melly do to warrant this reply?

DEFEND THIS VICTIM.

>>5678152
She's about as much of a victim as Donald Trump is...That is to say, you reap what you sow

>>5678151
Then I'd live vicariously through him.

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>>5678104
Post butt pls

>>5678146
I'm pretty sure foisting her upon an uncontacted tribe could be construed as a crime against humanity.

>>5678143
Is this true i feel really shitty about mine :/

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>>5678154
Once i pass i will marry and study to be an astronaut, i get offered jobs all the time, i dont get into jobs bcus i look like a lesbian.

Srsly shes the living reminder of how i shudnt just stay home and blame trans for my issues and not keep going on in life.

>>5678131
hmm.... why don't you come out to me, we can chill by the pool and I can take you dirt bike riding and we can fuck in my tent?

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pre-transition girl here
This is going to sound like a retarded question but is there any shit you can pick up at like GNC that promote estrogen levels, even if just slightly? Due to living circumstances I can't get a proper prescription right now

>>5678154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXZ4u2ZVWOc
Sorry, couldn't help thinking about that...

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>>5678157
It is to me.

I got a girlfriend one month ago, a half a year after I started transition.

My gf likes me as a guy, I don't pass at all(although I don't even try girl mode these days). When I'm with her, I don't even feel dysphoric, I just feel happy.

If I continue transition, then I'll lose my gf, and that thought hurts so much. She's the first SO I really connected with.

I may never pass, so now im questioning whether I should continue transition. But does even considering that question mean I'm not really trans?

fuck I don't know what to do, I feel like I'll be sad no matter what I choose...

>>5678171
i have never cared about stretch marks and nobodys ever cared about them on me

its like a neutral thing

yes people are more attractive without them, but it doesnt take away points having them

no stretch marks +5
stretch marks +0

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>>5678171
Unless they're like this chances are that they won't even notice them.

>>5678142
>not accepting your crossdressing python overlords
smdh

>>5678141
>tfw ywn date a cute cross dressing boy
>tfw ywn be a cute cross dressing boy
jdimsa

>>5678148
Gotta have the classics :3

>>5678183
yeah they are like that, but on my inner thighs, I am very self conscious about them

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>>5678162
although kayla may seem like she lives the perfect life, underneath it all she is in a lot of pain. although she has a beautiful miss cock, her home life leaves much to be desired. melly, like many posters here, has the audacity to come in these threads and brag about her perfect life, effectively spitting in kayla's face. how else could she possibly respond?

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>>5678164
Why would he stay with you in the first place?

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>>5678182
lol good cuz i have a couple

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>>5678175
Another pre-transition here, due to living conditions I won't be able to start proper HRT until I'm 22 (20 now) and would be interested in an answer to this.

>>5678183
Don't know why, but my first thought was "you could make gorgeous pictures with that marred flesh and a macro lens".

>>5678187
Like an adult.

>>5678187
I woudln't trade places with melly.
Just moneywise maybe, but otherwise nothing else in her life is okay.

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>>5678189
i really dont care lol

i have more stretch marks and its never even been brought up

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>>5678183

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>>5678187

>>5678174
I doubt your parents would be okay with that, which sounds like a weird thing to say

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>>5678201
hey there smooth skin

>>5678175
Eh. Some people think things like pueraria mirifica or other phytoestrogen-bearing supplements help. There isn't much scientific evidence for it, I don't think, but maybe that would be something to try.